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Well, hello there!

How do you do dear human? Upon exploring FanFiction you've stumbled onto my profile either accidentally or on purpose! If you'd like to know more about me read on! If you'd like to read funny quotes or get copy and paste stuff, scroll down!


Name: Sadi or S if you're too lazy to bother writing three extra letters

Age: Somewhere between 14-100, figure it out

Gender: Female (For those idiots who actually can't even guess)

Birthday: August 23rd

Location: United States

Favorite Authors: Rick Riordan, Diane Duane, Eoin Colfer... Many many others who's names are much longer and I'm too lazy to name.


"Facio Quod Musti. I do what I must."

"In all the chaos, count on me to always be the constant. Neither good nor bad but always there."

"Teenager and proud."

"I believe in zombies, ghosts, pixies, fairies, rainbow unicorns, sparkly dragons, gold obsessed leprechauns among other things. Somewhere they exist, perhaps not on this planet, nor this galaxy, or even this part of the universe. Though somewhere they do."

"If I grow to be a hundred, I'll stay a child in my mind. I'll still believe every single fantasy story I've known because without belief or imagination, humans are no more interesting than a brick wall."

"The art of sarcasm, a lovely thing."

"Humans are merely the sum of their experiences. Cherish every moment of your life and remember it well. It makes you who you are."

"I am quite sorry for your loss of your brain. If you ever find it, please, give it my regards." -Morg

"On some planet, far far away, magic does exist. Fairies exist too. Fairies, Greek gods, Egyptian gods, pixies, flying monkeys, flying kids, anything you can your mind think of. Believe in things, don't simply put the thought of magic out of your head and declare it stupid." -TOUWT

"500 billion galaxies, filled with 10,000 billion planets.. And yet you believe we, humans, are the only ones here. You really are stupid, eh?"

"We're all side characters in someone else's story. For instance in my own story I may be significant and think myself a decent fellow but in Loren's story I'm the villain and she's the hero." -Clyps

You may think I'm rude, but I'm only being truthful in saying you're stupid so you may improve your intelligence. You may think I'm hateful, but I'm only stating things I dislike in a loud and annoyed voice. You may think I think bad of you, it's because I probably do. I'm not saying I'm the better person, but I am stating you need to suck up your pride and just admit you're dead wrong. I can't help but have a big temper, so if you expect me to change anytime soon, I'm sorry but could you please go hide yourself in a hole?

"I'm partially insane, but then so's everyone so then why does it even matter?" -Lucy

"I went insane for a while but that got boring rather quickly." -Paradox (Ben10)

"YOU REALLY ARE STUPID! Can't say I'm shocked though, carry on!" -Some movie

"A normal author: A person who shares his/her/whatever else's story on pages covered with ink. A fangirl: A physcotic book lover. An author with a book that includes some dark mysterious hot emoish guy: The creator of a fangirl. FanFiction: A fangirl's dairy and thoughts. An author on FanFiction with an OC: 60% Fangirl, 40% author (NOTE: NOT A FANGIRL CREATING AUTHOR)" -Lucy Lu Linda

"Without chaos, we would not know calm. Without villains there would be no superheroes. Without conflict there would be no plot. Embrace the insanity."

"I never claimed to be a hero m'dear. I only claimed to be human. And to be human is to take what I want. This, is my cookie. You can go get your own." -Nealan Green

"I'll be in the kitchen. Where the knives are." -Syren Trinity

Roses are red.

Violets are violet, not blue.

I'm no poet.

Though I made the effort for you.

Tales from Garda (The Guardian's Knife):

Sarah: "Darius! Be a grown up about this!"

Darius: "I don't wanna be a grown up about it! I wanna sit here and be an angst filled teenager wasting my life and being angry at the world."

Sarah: "Darius, she-"

Darius: "Ever heard the saying 'suffer in silence'"?

Sarah: "Yes but wh-"

Darius: "Well, let me suffer in silence."


Darius: "Sarah, my sweet, sweet, below average height elf, we all have different talents. For instance mine is commanding half the planet. Syren's is slaughtering monsters and anything she considers annoying. And yours is baking cupcakes!"


Arnie: "Sooo, err, Syren... How many monsters have you killed?"

Eris: "Arnie! Don't ask Syren that!"

Arnie: "Why not!?! I bet she killed four! Maybe even five! Can you tell us Syren?"

Darius: "Tell em Sy,"

Syren: "Four-"

Arnie: "Knew it!"

Syren: "Hundred..."

Arnie: "I swear on my grandfather's grave I will never, ever, ever piss you off. Ever."


Syren: "I'm a vicious assassin, I kill on command. I learned how to throw knives at age seven. If I were to ever die, this planet would die with me. I kill the shadows. I do what no one else wants to do. I make sure your flat butt is safe. I sacrificed my life for this. I have no friends, no allies. My world's a harsh one. One that you would not survive a second in. I do what I have to make this planet free of Chaos. I do NOT have time to bake cupcakes."


Sarah: "We're gonna end up in the history books you know!"

Syren: "Mhmm.."

Sarah: "Well, they're gonna know you as Syren, the monster hunter! Darius as the king of kings who led Garda to victory. Eris as the youngest witch ever. Arnie'll be known as the handsome knight who saved distressed damsels everywhere. And I'll just be Sarah, the short, cupcake baking elf."


Luxurian Tales:

Simon: "Daniel, I think I've met the devil."

Daniel: "Oh, really? How's he look?"

Simon: "Not a he, a she. She had black hair, tanned skin, a slim figure, and terrifying gold eyes. She was pretty, but oh, those eyes. So terrifying!"

Daniel: "That sounds real nice but she's not the devil Si,"

Simon: "She isn't?"

Daniel: "No, though she certainly acts like it once every month. No Simon, you've met my future wife. And she is not an early riser."


Storm: "When you asked me to marry you, it didn't occur to you at all to tell me that, oh I dunno, you're the crown prince of a planet!?!"

Daniel: "Not really, no."


Storm: "Risk my life? I've been doing that this entire week. Please, come up with something original."


Storm: "You get the hell away from her! You can take away my life, and I won't care but you lay a finger on that girl and I will serve your head on a platter lady! And I mean that! I'd tell you to ask one of my victims but they're dead."


Storm: "Haul ass sweetie, the end of the world can come but I'll be damned if you think that's gonna stop me."


Storm: "Alessandra Mandrake Kane! Be polite to this man! I know we're in danger of getting killed and this man is wasting precious minutes of our lives and also taking so long to get to his point that I'd very much like to sock him in the nose, you still have to be polite!"


Daniel: "Sweetheart? Would you like to hear a story?"

Mandy: "Sure."

Daniel: "Once upon a time, there was this girl. Her name was Storm. She had black hair, gold eyes, and cinnamon skin. She was downright terrifying. So then this girl defeated all the evil on Luxura, and Irania."

Mandy: "That's not a story! How'd she defeat them?"

Daniel: "Well, because she was Storm."

Mandy: "But Storm can't defeat all the evil on Luxura and Irania alone!"

Daniel: "I was hoping for that answer. Go tell her that, would you?"


Daniel: "You have a terrible habit of risking your life every week."

Storm: "Your point?"

Daniel: "Nothing important, could you start doing it on the weekends? I don't like taking time out of school. I like to think education matters."

Storm (simply stares at Daniel: ...

Daniel: "Alright fine, I'm lying. I just don't like having to tell my teachers I need to go to a different planet and save it from some odd threat. They look at me weird."


Storm: "I don't hate Daniel! No, we always call each other cute little nicknames!"

Daniel: "Yeah! Like for instance, my pet name for her is murderous she-demon!"

Storm: "And I call him brainless!"

Daniel: "Endearingly of course."

Storm: "Yep."


Simon: "So, this is how it's like to be at the Mainland castle. Throwing knives at villainous cows, trying to mix poisons together, tying venomous snakes into knots.."

Lulu: "Yes, I know, the day's been a little dull. You should have been here last week when the fire from the fireplace turned into a giant phoenix."

Simon: "I see."


Clyps simply stared at Evelyn and said "I'll kill you." as casually as one might say good morning. Evelyn looked shocked for a minute and then laughed.

"You would never actually kill me." She turned to face the rest of the group. "In fact, none of you would. You don't have the guts to actually kill a person that you know fairly well."

Clyps stood up and smiled at Evelyn as if she had done something to amuse him.

"Evelyn, they can't hurt you because they're all heroes. I'm not like that though. I'm the villain in this story and I'll take you to hell with me sweetheart."


Clyps turned towards Luna looking amused. He looked into the young girl's blue eyes with his odd silvery ones and he spoke in such a tone that Luna had to force herself to not bolt out the door.

"Sweetheart, I may have done good things during my stay here in Luxura but don't ever think that means I'm the good guy. I'm the one who fulfills my interests not the interests of those sickening fools who call themselves the Council." He turned back to leafing through the Grand Book but not before adding one last thought. "In fact I'd love to see those pigs squeal."


"I, King Samson, would like to cordially invite Commander and also Luxurian Ambassador Clyps Madred along with his friends to the engagement party of Crown Prince Daniel Kane and future queen Storm." Rayne read with a look of utter confusion. Putting the invitation down, Rayne looked up to see a historic sight. For the first time perhaps ever Clyps, Daniel, and Storm were all speechless. Clyps was the first to break the silence. He turned to Storm with a look of utter astonishment.

"You two are engaged?" Clyps asked the two. Daniel couldn't reply, he was still in shock but Storm had recovered and looked at Clyps as if he had asked a particularly stupid question.

"Since King Samson decided we were." Storm replied then looking meaningfully at her dagger, she glanced towards Daniel. "You wouldn't mind if I killed him would you? You've got other uncles."


"You idiot! Do you know how much I want to destroy you right now? I'd kill you and then bring you back to life just for the satisfaction of killing you again! You're the biggest fool in the known universe! You're a witless, charm less, brainless, and just plain stupid fool. I feel like grabbing a needle and stabbing myself with it every single time I see you because you're so oblivious. You're an ignorant bastard..." With every insult Storm threw at him Daniel's smile only got bigger. Storm rubbed her temples with her hand and glared at the young prince. "And yet for some reason I'd rather throw myself into the deepest and darkest pit than live a day without you."


"For some reason you idiots have this notion I'm some villain turned good." He paused to smile at the group. "Well sweethearts, here's the sad truth, I'm no hero. I'm the villain, the one that haunted your nightmares and still does when you're all alone. I'm that kid who had his heart and dreams shattered so horrifically I won't be happy till everyone around me suffers the same fate. I sold my soul and I'll never, ever get it or want it back so stop it. Stop looking at me with love and sympathy in your eyes. Stop thinking of me as your friend. Stop making me care, I can't afford to do it.


Pirates Of The Carribean

[Jack throws a bucket of water on sleeping Gibbs]
Mr. Gibbs: Curse you for breathin' ya slack-jawed idiot. Mother's love. Jack. You should know better than to wake a man when he's sleepin'. Its bad luck.
Jack Sparrow: Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink; the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking.
Mr. Gibbs: Aye, that'll about do it.
[Will throws more water on Mr. Gibbs]
Mr. Gibbs: Blast! I'm already awake!
Will Turner: That was for the smell.

Norrington: No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north,
[looks at Jack's sword]
Norrington: And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.

[after inspecting the crew]
Jack Sparrow: Satisfied?
Will Turner: Well you proved they're mad.

[to Elizabeth]
Jack Sparrow: Where's the medallion?
Elizabeth: Wretch.
[attempts to slap him]
Jack Sparrow: [grabs her wrist] Ah, where is dear William?
Elizabeth: Will.
Will Turner: Elizabeth.
Jack Sparrow: Monkey!

Jack Sparrow: You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?
Will Turner: I make a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates.

Barbossa: Why thank ye, Jack.
Jack Sparrow: You're welcome.
Barbossa: Oh, not you. We named the monkey Jack.

Jack Sparrow: Do us a favor... I know it's difficult for you... but please, stay here, and try not to do anything... stupid.

"Let's put some distance between us and this island and head out to open sea."
"Yes to the first. Yes to the second, but only insofar as we keep to the shallows as much as possible."
"Ah, that seems a bit contradictory, Captain."
"I have every faith in your reconciliatory navigational skills, Master Gibbs." - Gibbs and Jack

"There will come a moment when you will have a chance to show it. To do the right thing."
"I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by. " --Elizabeth and Jack

Will Turner: We're going to steal a ship? That ship?
Jack Sparrow: Commandeer. We're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term.

Elizabeth Swann:It's real!
Norrington: You actually were telling the truth.
Jack Sparrow: I do that quite a lot. Yet people are always surprised.
Will Turner: With good reason.

Lord Beckett: You're mad!
Jack Sparrow: well thats good cause If I wasn't, this'd probably never work.

Barbossa: There's not been a gathering like this in our lifetime.
Jack Sparrow:
And I owe them all money.

Jack Sparrow: Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?

Norrington: No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north,
[looks at Jack's sword]
Norrington: And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.

Jack Sparrow: One question about your business, boy, or there's no use going: This girl... how far are you willing to go to save her?
Will Turner: I'd die for her.
Jack Sparrow: Oh good. No worries then.

Jack Sparrow: Do us a favor... I know it's difficult for you... but please, stay here, and try not to do anything... stupid.

Jack Sparrow: [to Pintel and Ragetti] Guard the boat, mind the tide... don't touch my dirt.

Jack Sparrow: So what's your plan, then?
Will Turner: I row over, search the ship until I find your bloody key.
Jack Sparrow: And if there are crewmen?
Will Turner: I cut down anyone in my path.
Jack Sparrow: [turns to Gibbs] I like it. Simple, easy to remember.

Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

Barbossa: How the blazes did you get off that island?
Jack Sparrow: When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.

Tia Dalma: Davey Jones cannot make port, cannot step on land but once every ten years. Land is where you are safe Jack Sparrow. And so you will carry land with you.
[hands Jack a jar of dirt]
Jack Sparrow: Dirt. This is a jar of dirt.
Tia Dalma: Yes.
Jack Sparrow: Is the jar of dirt going to help?
Tia Dalma: If ya don't want it. Give it back.
Jack Sparrow: [turns away, hugging jar to his chest] No.
Tia Dalma: Then it helps.

Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.

Gibbs: So, we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks.
Jack Sparrow: No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever we don’t have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?

Jack Sparrow: [to cannibals] *Alas, my children! This is the day you shall always remember as the day that you almost...
[gets splashed by a wave]
Jack Sparrow: ...Captain Jack Sparrow.

Jack Sparrow: Stop blowing holes in my ship!

Jack Sparrow: I know those cannons. It's the Pearl.
Man in Jail: The Black Pearl? I've heard stories. She's been preying on ships and settlements for near ten years. Never leaves any survivors.
Jack Sparrow: No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?

Mullroy: What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?
Murtogg: Yeah, and no lies.
Jack Sparrow: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out.
Murtogg I said no lies.
Mullroy: I think he's telling the truth.
Murtogg: If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us.
Jack Sparrow: Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told you

Will Turner: [gestures to drawing of key] You want me to find this?
Jack Sparrow: No. *You* want you to find this. Because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and/or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your dolly belle, ol' what's-er-face...Savvy?
Will Turner: This... is going to save Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: How much do you know about Davey Jones?
Will Turner: Not much.
Jack Sparrow: Yeah, it's gonna save Elizabeth

Jack Sparrow: [Wakes up and sees Elizabeth burning the rum] No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade... the rum!
Elizabeth Swann: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow:
Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth Swann: One: because it is a *vile* drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they wont see it?
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?

Will Turner: You cheated.
Jack Sparrow: Pirate.

Jack Sparrow: [to Weatherby Swann] I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically.
Jack Sparrow: I want you to know that I was rooting for you. Know that.
[to Commodore Norrington]
Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth... it would never have worked between us darling. I'm sorry... Will... nice hat. Friends... This is the day that you will ALWAYS remember as the day that you...
[backs up and trips over ledge]

Norrington: I don't care for the situation. Any attempt to storm the caves could turn to an ambush.
Jack Sparrow: Not if you're the one doing the ambushing. I go in and convince Barbossa to send his men out with their little boats. You and your mates return to the Dauntless and blast the bejesus out of them with your little cannons, eh? What do you have to lose?
[he puts his hand on Norrington's shoulder]
Norrington: Nothing I'd lament being rid of.
[brushes Jack's hand off in disgust]

Elizabeth Swann: This is the fastest ship in the Caribbean.
Anamaria: You can tell them that after they've caught us.

Elizabeth Swann: You're despicable.
Jack Sparrow: Sticks and stones, love. I saved your life, you saved mine. We're square.

Jack Sparrow: You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?
Will Turner: I make a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates.

Elizabeth Swann: Whose side is Jack on?
Will Turner: At the moment?

Will Turner: She goes free.
Barbossa: What's in your head, boy?
Will Turner: She goes free.
Barbossa: You've only got one shot and we can't die.
Jack Sparrow: Don't do anything stupid.
Will Turner: You can't.
[points gun at his own throat]
Will Turner: I can.
Jack Sparrow: Like that.

Jack Sparrow: Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par... snip, parsley...
Ragetti: Parley?
Jack Sparrow: That's the one. Parley. Parley.
Pintel: Parley? Damn to the depths whatever man what thought of "Parley".
Jack Sparrow: That would be the French.

Jack Sparrow: Anamaria.
[Anamaria slaps Jack]
Will Turner: I suppose, you didn't deserve that one either?
Jack Sparrow: No, that one I deserved.
Anamaria: You stole my boat!
Jack Sparrow: Actually...
Anamaria: [Anamaria slaps Jack again]
Jack Sparrow: Borrowed... borrowed without permission, but with every intention of bringing it back.
Anamaria: But you didn't!
Jack Sparrow: You'll get another one.
Anamaria: I will.
Will Turner: A better one.
Jack Sparrow: A better one.
Will Turner: That one.
Jack Sparrow: What one?
Will Turner: [Will looks at the Interceptor]
Jack Sparrow: That one? Aye, that one. What say you to that?
The Crew: Aye!
Gibbs: No, it's frightful bad luck to have a woman aboard.
Jack Sparrow: It would be far worse not to have her.

Barbossa: It's not possible!
Jack Sparrow: Not *probable*.

Davey Jones: I wonder Sparrow can you condemn a innocent man, a friend to a lifetime of servitude in your name while you roam free?
Jack Sparrow: Yep, I can live with it

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

"See children? Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable! But that, my dear children, is called cannibalism; and that is frowned upon in most societies." --Willy Wonka

Coffee Quotes

“Everybody should believe in something. I believe I'll have another coffee.” Author Unknown

“I'd stop drinking coffee, but I'm no quitter.” Author Unknown

Tamora Pierce

Kel: "He's a fine judge of folk, Peachblossom. Except Neal. He's prejudiced against Neal."
Tobe: "He just likes the way Neal squeaks when he's bit."

"When people say a knight's job is all glory, I laugh and laugh and laugh. Often, I can't stop laughing before they edge away and start talking about soothing drinks." -Lord Raoul

"Neal had a gift for making someone want to punch him just for saying hello."

Kel: He says he's changed.
Neal: I suppose he could have changed, I myself have noticed my growing resemblance to a daffodil.
Kel: You do look yellow around the edges. I hadn't wanted to bring it up.
Neal: We daffodils like to have things brought up. It reminds us of spring.

Slave Woman: "So were you always mad, or did it come on you when you was took?"
Aly: "I'm told it runs in the family."

"The Yamanis say it's better to live with pain. You have to let it roll away like water on a Stone. That way it doesn't have any power over you."
"They sound like wonderfull, cheerfull people. Any other warrior stoic arguments?" - Keladry of Mindelan / Neal of Queenscove (Protector of the Small - First Test)

Kaddar: "Women aren't up to the discipline of military life."
Daine: "You must tell Lady Alanna that sometime. I'd do it from a distance."

Herald: Lord Raoul asked me to tell you that if you get yourself killed, he will never speak to you again."

Dom: You're alive. Most people who go five rounds with my lord can only babble about funeral plans.

Royal Courier: His Majesty said with all deliberate speed!
Lord Raoul: That's how we're doing it. Deliberately.

Raoul: We do try to eat. I go all faint if I don't get fed regularly. Only think of the disgrace to the King's Own if I fell from the saddle.

Someone: But there was that time in Fanwood.
Sergeant Osbern: That wedding in Tameran.
Someone else: Don't forget when what's-his-name, with the army, retired.
Raoul: Silence, insubordinate curs! Do not sully my new squire's ears with your profane tales!
Dom: Even if they're true?

Kel: The Yamanis don't have competitions. They just beat each other half to death in training.
Raoul: They sound like sensible people.

"Mistresses, have you ever noticed that when we disagree with a male- I hesitate to say 'man'- or find ourselves in a position over males, the first comment they make is always about our reputations or our monthlies?" -Kel

"It's as sophisticated as a blueberry." - Alanna (on seeing Aly's blue hair)

The Chamber of the Ordeal: "You again."
Kel: "Yes, of course, it's me. I'm proving to myself that I'm not afraid of you."
The Chamber of the Ordeal: "But you are."
Kel: "I like lying to myself. It's fun."

"That's Lalasa, Kel's maid. She sews and knows all sorts of ways to hurt you." -Owen of Jesslaw (to his first-year cousins)

Lord Wyldon: "You have been told to mind you manners, Page Nealan. I will have an apology for your insolence."
Neal: "An apology for general insolence, your lordship, or some particular offense?"
Lord Wyldon: "One week scrubbing pots. Be silent."
Neal: "How can I be silent and yet apologize?"

"Where's the sunny smile? The 'Hello, Neal, isn't it a wonderful day to be alive in the royal palace?' pain-in-the-bum greeting I usually get?" -Nealan of Queenscove

"I think as a human being... Men don't think any differently from women- they just make more noise about being able to." Alanna

Why, I'm just as true and honest as dirt. And I'm even more charming than dirt." - Aly

Alanna: "So? He was stupid. If I killed everyone who was stupid I wouldn't have time to sleep."

Sarge: "Something the matter, my lamb?"
Daine: "No, sir. I just never met nobody like you."
Buri: "And if you're lucky, you won't again."

Daine: "Does your ma know you're this silly?"
Numair: "The few grey hairs she has on her head are my doing. But, I send her plenty of money, so she can have them dyed!"
Onua: "I hope she beat you as a child."

Harry Potter

"I doubt it will make much of a difference," said Professor McGonagall coldly, "unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the entrance hall."

Ron and Hermione: "Ron, we're supposed to show the first-years where to go!"
"Oh, yeah," said Ron, who had obviously forgotten. "Hey-hey you lot! Midgets!"
"Well, they are, they're twitchy..."

Ron: Aaaah," said Ron, imitating Professor Trelawney's mysical whisper, "when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry..."

Ron: "...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong."

Ron:"Well, I don't know how to break this to you, but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts."

Harry: "Brilliant! It's Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won't have the time to poison us all!"

Harry:(talking about his aunt and uncle) "Proud?" said Harry. "Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious..."

Harry: "Warrington's aim's so pathetic I'd be more worried if he was aiming for the person next to me."

Hermione and the twins: Has Ron saved a goal yet?" asked Hermione.
"Well, he can do it if he thinks no one is watching him," said Fred, rolling his eyes. "So all we have to do is ask the crowd to turn their backs and talk among themselves every time the Quaffle goes up on his end Saturday."

Fred and George: "You don't want to bottle your anger up like that, Harry, let it all out," said Fred, beaming. "There might be a couple people fifty miles away who didn't hear you."

Fred and George: "Harry!" said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. "Simply splendid to see you, old boy--"
"Marvelous," said George, pushing Fred aside and seizing Harry's hand in turn. "Absolutely spiffing."
Percy scowled.
"That's enough, now," said Mrs. Weasley.
"Mum!" said Fred as though he'd only just spotted her and seizing her hand too. "How really corking to see you--"

Fred and George:“For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do.”

Fred and George:"but the fact remains he (Voldemort) can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo when he wants to.

The Marauder's Map: "Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that(Snape) ever became a professor."

Oliver Wood: "Bad news, Harry. I've just been to see Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt. She – er got a bit shirty with me. Told me I'd got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared more about winning the Cup than I do about staying alive. Just because I told her I didn't care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the Snitch first."


I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!!!

I do not suffer from insanity! I enjoy every minute of it!

This is freaky beware: This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her into the ground while she was still alive. The murder chanted "Toma sota balcu." as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant,you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be in your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile she will not bother you. Your kindess will be rewarded.

My name is May

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!" I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is May

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

If you care at all about this poor child, paste it onto your profile, before it's too late...

f you're against abortion, re-post this:

Month one

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it

3.The first truth is a lie

4. You're smiling now because you are an idiot

6. You soon will forward this on to another idiot

7. There is still a stupid smile on your face

8. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote than just press the buttons on the TV

9. As you read this, you keep smiling and nodding to yourself

10. As you read this, you think about sending it to all your friends.

11. And you were too busy to notice number 5 was missing.

12. You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

13. Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

14. Copy and paste this to your profile if you fell for it, and I know you did.

Girls are like Apples

The best ones are at the top of the tree.

The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of
falling and getting hurt.

Instead they get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but

So the apples up top think something is wrong with them when in reality they
are just amazing.

They have to wait for the right boy to come along who is brave enough to climb
to the top of the tree.

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Return of the Cahills by KTRose12 reviews
Three years have gone by since the clue hunt. Amy and Dan are living a normal, boring life. But then they get a letter that changes everything... Note: This story has nothing to do with Vespers Rising, or any books that will follow.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 103,834 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Amy C., Dan C.
I Blame You by An-Jelly-Ca reviews
Kel's pregnant. Who wants to tell her she can't go kill Scanrans? KelDom! R&R! Chapter 33 Up!
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 45,018 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Keladry, Domitan
Betrothed To A Kabra by Yeobo reviews
What could Amy do? She couldn't have daddy's boy, a.k.a. Ian Kabra, looking over her shoulder and reporting every clue she'd find to his branch. Nellie looked at her, her eyes wide. "Goddamnit, Amy, the movie I'm watching! How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days!" [disregards Book 10 and over] slightly AU.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,622 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Amy C., Ian K.
Relationships by Dorryza reviews
A series of short stories detailing relationships between different champions of the League of Legends. No, it's not all romantic. Full description inside.
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 34,370 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 4/21/2012
In the Closet by DragonGrin - former TeenTypist reviews
While Dairine and Roshaun continue trying to sort out Wellakh's drought problem and new government structure, Nita and Kit are ready to find a new project now that the Pullulus is gone. Where will it take them? K/N, D/R Sequel to A Rescue of Sorts, Chapter 15 now up!
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,838 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Nita C., Kit R.
The Start of Pain : A Sequel by AngelicSpring reviews
With Natalie kidnapped and Angelle in a coma, Ian comes up with a plan that brings them to division like never before. Could they defeat the Vespers in conflicting groups or would they perish before they could appreciate teamwork and swallow their pride?
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,545 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Amy C., Ian K.
No way! by Scarlett Rose Petal reviews
The earth is being invaded by aliens... again. Only this time they're after Gwen! When Verdona tells them this, Ben, Gwen and Kevin go on the run. But what happens when past meets present? GWEVIN!
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 169,614 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Gwen T., Kevin
Six Years Before by KTRose12 reviews
Six years before the clue hunt. Amy and Dan spend some "quality time" with their cousins, the Kabras. Mischief and hilarity ensues as the cousins come together to fight a common enemy.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,461 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Amy C., Dan C. - Complete
Silhouette of Dreams by kaworu nagisa reviews
"Everything that happened ... it's only a shadow of a dream now. A silhouette of dreams." "Do you mean that it's a memory?" "No, I mean that we should forget it ever happened and move on." Amy/Ian. Winner of the Madrigal Award for Best Multichap, R5
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Amy C., Ian K.
Crazy Boy by Fowlfan5 reviews
"'Hey, crazy boy.' Artemis tried to conceal his grin with a critical glance, but to no avail- his grin shone right through." What will happen when Artemis begins to see Holly as more than a friend? For TheOtherUsernamesWereTaken! Please read and review!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Ian Kabra's Emo Solking Moments A Chat Room by NinjaGomp reviews
When Ian, Amy, Kurt, Johan, Dan, The Starlings, Hamilton, Alistar, adn 3 OC's get togther in a chat room what will happen? Read to find out, T just to be safe. Give me sugestions on what is to come next, all comments welcome.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011
Scratches Under The Mistletoe by psych-out-girl reviews
Ian hates Saladin. Saladin hates Ian. No doubt there. But what caused this sudden hatred? Well, it all began on a Christmas Eve after the clue hunt... slight Amy/Ian .
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Saladin, Ian K. - Complete
The War Hawks by SugarQueen8490 reviews
"We've dealt with the Vespers before. We can deal with them again," he said. She shook her head. "You don't get it. This time it's different. This time only the strongest will survive. So... so lead me to heaven when we die."
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,203 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Amy C., Ian K.
my friend, my light by therockinCookie reviews
I was a small, unlit candle; until I met you. /for the Madrigals' prompt challenge
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Complete
Spying on Cahills by urnotspecial reviews
Amy and Dan have a new Madrigal mission, to spy on other Cahills. No, this is not an Amy/Dan story...that's just nasty. Dan is assigned to watch the Holt twins and Amy has to watch over Ian.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,399 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Amy C., Dan C.
Dear Carter, by StrawberryJammer reviews
First fanfiction, flames are welcome. Basically a letter from Sadie to Carter explaining why she is moving in with Anubis. Sister/Brother fluff. If you don't like fluff, don't read this.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Sadie K., Anubis
The Start of Train by AngelicSpring reviews
Because of Amy's message, all of them are now teachers. From incessant training from each branch everyday to a sudden match of a 'human chess' from the enemy, will they make it out alive? Or must they know the meaning of sacrifice? COMPLETED.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,838 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
Forgiveness The Story of Madeleine Cahill by Lapulta J.R.R. Cahill reviews
Madeleine is Madeleine. Cursed to be four different colors, yet unable to find her own. This is her story, and the story of the four different colors that made the fifth - the color of a true chameleon.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 210,281 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Madeleine C., Luke C. - Complete
The Pursuit by Stone Moss reviews
"This is just a never-ending pursuit. They capture us and we escape, then it happens all over again. We have to win this. It's either us or them." Action/Adventure/Drama/Romance
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 30,997 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Amy C.
Cobra, Kabra What's the difference? by The Wayward Dreamer reviews
This has been done a million times before, and, well, let's make this a million and one. Basically, Ian exchanges to Amy's school, to find out! Rated T because I felt like rating it T!
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,724 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
Eavesdropping by iciclegirl235 reviews
"No, love," he said, amused. "Such a worrier. You won't need to wear anything, specifically." Dan fell to the ground and being retching.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Complete
Battle of the Bands by bookgirl39 reviews
Need I say more? IanxAmy, multi-chapter, song-based. T for possibility of swear words in some songs.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,958 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Amy C., Ian K.
Please Love Me Again by Hannah Bieber and the Beatles reviews
this is after the clue hunt and Ian still loves Amy he has assumed a different identity to win Amy's Love again but then finds out she is engaged. Will he be able to win her back before the wedding or lose her forever. read please! better than it sounds
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,898 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Ian K., Amy C. - Complete
OOC TKC 2 by C00K13 QU33N reviews
FINISHED! Yes, there's a second one! Anubis, Julius, Sadie, and Set are having to share a underworld house as Set needs a place to crash for the godly meeting and Sadie needs to keep an eye on him...this won't end well.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,828 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Anubis, Dr. Julius Kane - Complete
The Adventures of the Horrible Bets by booksonclouds reviews
Carter here. Look, I don't have much time before Sadie finds ou- skfjigofdi Hey! This is Sadie. Carter won't let go of the keyboard. If you want to see Carter try to survive my bets, then click this! djskdjks It's Carter! Don't click it! Noooooooo!
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,780 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Carter K., Sadie K. - Complete
Spying, Nightmares, and Being Stuck in a Closet by ChristianBookNerd reviews
Ian's on another Lucian mission; and its to get information out of Amy Cahill's room. But, if he doesn't find anything, he has to capture her and bring her back to Lucian headquarters. What happens when his mission doesn't go as planned? No book 10
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
Better Than Revenge by bookgirl39 reviews
NOT a songfic! I just got the title idea from the song. For SugarQueen's contest! Ian and Amy getting revenge on their cheating exes. AmxIan EvanxOC SaladinxOC T just in case.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,753 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
The Private Diary of Raoul of Goldenlake by Knight Mistress reviews
Now, I have a message for you, the person reading this. If you had the nerve to come into my tent while I was going riding or something, that means you, Dom, then I will personally find out and kill you. I am the commander, and I can do whatever I want.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Raoul
Finally by Valerie3 reviews
This takes place shortly after A Wizard of Mars. It's just a little something I felt like writing. It was originally a one-shot, but it's turning into a story. However, I'll only add more chapters if I get reviews asking for more.
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Nita C., Kit R.
The Story of Dan and the Ugly Beauty by PandasCanRead reviews
Amy and Dan, now of age, was told by their grandmother, Grace Cahill, to find themselves a nice partner and the first one to find one get's a special prize. Who will win? And...What's up with Dan's new found partner? IanxAmy, DanxOC, DanxNatalie
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,061 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Amy C., Ian K.
Unconventional: The Angeline Diaries by Bellephont17 reviews
Ever wonder just how Artemis Fowl I met Angeline Fowl? Of course, we have gotten hints and snippets, but the true story eludes us. No longer, my friends.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,568 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Angeline F., Artemis F. Senior - Complete
OOC TKC by C00K13 QU33N reviews
Take Anubis, Horus, Julius, and an evil bunny. Now add Anubis having pictures of Sadie, Horus being a freak, and Julius acting like an idiot. Now ya got OOC TKC.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Anubis - Complete
Can't Look Away by PurpleTea88 reviews
What will happen when Amy finds out that Dan is going out with Natalie? Discover all their secrets in this thrilling new romance. Amy/Ian and Dan/Natalie. Written by LucianGurl39 but edited by me!
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Amy C., Dan C.
Worth It by The New Ace of Spies reviews
Dan and Natalie have fate messing with their lives. They hold secrets the other wouldn't understand. Thing is, the Janus are off trying to separate them for reasons unknown to them. And that means trouble. Will it work out? Will the Janus win? Natalie/Dan
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,269 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 9/25/2009
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Video Games, Make Up, and Kisses reviews
For Dog-lvR-11 and Fowlfan5's contest! Natalie and Dan are left alone to hang out for a good deal of time. Can you guess what chaos will happen? Rated T for my paranoia
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Dan C., Natalie K. - Complete
Prank Calling reviews
WARNING: Beware the OOCness! The Cahill's prank call each other and then others! Rated T because of my paranoia. Read it already!
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 7/13/2011
Spying reviews
The Cahill's and Kabra's are each given missions that join them together once again. Their missions are easy but then, something goes wrong as usual and their "easy" mission turns extremely complex and not so easy.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,203 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Amy C., Ian K.
20 Cahill Should Not's reviews
Well come on! Read it! You know you want to! It's rather humorous, at least I hope it is. Just click it! You're missing the story! READ IT! Rated K plus for safety!
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,891 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Complete
40 things Dan's not allowed to do reviews
Yep.. Amy left me a whole list of rules! Rated T for humorous swearing
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Dan C.