Author has written 5 stories for 39 Clues.
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Name: Sadi or S if you're too lazy to bother writing three extra letters
Age: Somewhere between 14-100, figure it out
Gender: Female (For those idiots who actually can't even guess)
Birthday: August 23rd
Location: United States
Favorite Authors: Rick Riordan, Diane Duane, Eoin Colfer... Many many others who's names are much longer and I'm too lazy to name.
"Facio Quod Musti. I do what I must."
"Teenager and proud."
"If I grow to be a hundred, I'll stay a child in my mind. I'll still believe every single fantasy story I've known because without belief or imagination, humans are no more interesting than a brick wall."
"The art of sarcasm, a lovely thing."
"Humans are merely the sum of their experiences. Cherish every moment of your life and remember it well. It makes you who you are."
"500 billion galaxies, filled with 10,000 billion planets.. And yet you believe we, humans, are the only ones here. You really are stupid, eh?"
"We're all side characters in someone else's story. For instance in my own story I may be significant and think myself a decent fellow but in Loren's story I'm the villain and she's the hero." -Clyps
You may think I'm rude, but I'm only being truthful in saying you're stupid so you may improve your intelligence. You may think I'm hateful, but I'm only stating things I dislike in a loud and annoyed voice. You may think I think bad of you, it's because I probably do. I'm not saying I'm the better person, but I am stating you need to suck up your pride and just admit you're dead wrong. I can't help but have a big temper, so if you expect me to change anytime soon, I'm sorry but could you please go hide yourself in a hole?
"I'm partially insane, but then so's everyone so then why does it even matter?" -Lucy
"I went insane for a while but that got boring rather quickly." -Paradox (Ben10)
"YOU REALLY ARE STUPID! Can't say I'm shocked though, carry on!" -Some movie
"A normal author: A person who shares his/her/whatever else's story on pages covered with ink. A fangirl: A physcotic book lover. An author with a book that includes some dark mysterious hot emoish guy: The creator of a fangirl. FanFiction: A fangirl's dairy and thoughts. An author on FanFiction with an OC: 60% Fangirl, 40% author (NOTE: NOT A FANGIRL CREATING AUTHOR)" -Lucy Lu Linda
"Without chaos, we would not know calm. Without villains there would be no superheroes. Without conflict there would be no plot. Embrace the insanity."
"I never claimed to be a hero m'dear. I only claimed to be human. And to be human is to take what I want. This, is my cookie. You can go get your own." -Nealan Green
"I'll be in the kitchen. Where the knives are." -Syren Trinity
Roses are red.
Violets are violet, not blue.
I'm no poet.
Though I made the effort for you.
Tales from Garda (The Guardian's Knife):
Sarah: "Darius! Be a grown up about this!"
Darius: "I don't wanna be a grown up about it! I wanna sit here and be an angst filled teenager wasting my life and being angry at the world."
Sarah: "Darius, she-"
Darius: "Ever heard the saying 'suffer in silence'"?
Sarah: "Yes but wh-"
Darius: "Well, let me suffer in silence."
Darius: "Sarah, my sweet, sweet, below average height elf, we all have different talents. For instance mine is commanding half the planet. Syren's is slaughtering monsters and anything she considers annoying. And yours is baking cupcakes!"
Arnie: "Sooo, err, Syren... How many monsters have you killed?"
Eris: "Arnie! Don't ask Syren that!"
Arnie: "Why not!?! I bet she killed four! Maybe even five! Can you tell us Syren?"
Darius: "Tell em Sy,"
Arnie: "Knew it!"
Arnie: "I swear on my grandfather's grave I will never, ever, ever piss you off. Ever."
Syren: "I'm a vicious assassin, I kill on command. I learned how to throw knives at age seven. If I were to ever die, this planet would die with me. I kill the shadows. I do what no one else wants to do. I make sure your flat butt is safe. I sacrificed my life for this. I have no friends, no allies. My world's a harsh one. One that you would not survive a second in. I do what I have to make this planet free of Chaos. I do NOT have time to bake cupcakes."
Sarah: "We're gonna end up in the history books you know!"
Sarah: "Well, they're gonna know you as Syren, the monster hunter! Darius as the king of kings who led Garda to victory. Eris as the youngest witch ever. Arnie'll be known as the handsome knight who saved distressed damsels everywhere. And I'll just be Sarah, the short, cupcake baking elf."
Simon: "Daniel, I think I've met the devil."
Daniel: "Oh, really? How's he look?"
Simon: "Not a he, a she. She had black hair, tanned skin, a slim figure, and terrifying gold eyes. She was pretty, but oh, those eyes. So terrifying!"
Daniel: "That sounds real nice but she's not the devil Si,"
Simon: "She isn't?"
Daniel: "No, though she certainly acts like it once every month. No Simon, you've met my future wife. And she is not an early riser."
Storm: "When you asked me to marry you, it didn't occur to you at all to tell me that, oh I dunno, you're the crown prince of a planet!?!"
Daniel: "Not really, no."
Storm: "Risk my life? I've been doing that this entire week. Please, come up with something original."
Storm: "You get the hell away from her! You can take away my life, and I won't care but you lay a finger on that girl and I will serve your head on a platter lady! And I mean that! I'd tell you to ask one of my victims but they're dead."
Storm: "Haul ass sweetie, the end of the world can come but I'll be damned if you think that's gonna stop me."
Storm: "Alessandra Mandrake Kane! Be polite to this man! I know we're in danger of getting killed and this man is wasting precious minutes of our lives and also taking so long to get to his point that I'd very much like to sock him in the nose, you still have to be polite!"
Daniel: "Sweetheart? Would you like to hear a story?"
Daniel: "Once upon a time, there was this girl. Her name was Storm. She had black hair, gold eyes, and cinnamon skin. She was downright terrifying. So then this girl defeated all the evil on Luxura, and Irania."
Mandy: "That's not a story! How'd she defeat them?"
Daniel: "Well, because she was Storm."
Mandy: "But Storm can't defeat all the evil on Luxura and Irania alone!"
Daniel: "I was hoping for that answer. Go tell her that, would you?"
Daniel: "You have a terrible habit of risking your life every week."
Storm: "Your point?"
Daniel: "Nothing important, could you start doing it on the weekends? I don't like taking time out of school. I like to think education matters."
Storm (simply stares at Daniel: ...
Daniel: "Alright fine, I'm lying. I just don't like having to tell my teachers I need to go to a different planet and save it from some odd threat. They look at me weird."
Storm: "I don't hate Daniel! No, we always call each other cute little nicknames!"
Daniel: "Yeah! Like for instance, my pet name for her is murderous she-demon!"
Storm: "And I call him brainless!"
Daniel: "Endearingly of course."
Simon: "So, this is how it's like to be at the Mainland castle. Throwing knives at villainous cows, trying to mix poisons together, tying venomous snakes into knots.."
Lulu: "Yes, I know, the day's been a little dull. You should have been here last week when the fire from the fireplace turned into a giant phoenix."
Simon: "I see."
Clyps simply stared at Evelyn and said "I'll kill you." as casually as one might say good morning. Evelyn looked shocked for a minute and then laughed.
"You would never actually kill me." She turned to face the rest of the group. "In fact, none of you would. You don't have the guts to actually kill a person that you know fairly well."
Clyps stood up and smiled at Evelyn as if she had done something to amuse him.
"Evelyn, they can't hurt you because they're all heroes. I'm not like that though. I'm the villain in this story and I'll take you to hell with me sweetheart."
Clyps turned towards Luna looking amused. He looked into the young girl's blue eyes with his odd silvery ones and he spoke in such a tone that Luna had to force herself to not bolt out the door.
"Sweetheart, I may have done good things during my stay here in Luxura but don't ever think that means I'm the good guy. I'm the one who fulfills my interests not the interests of those sickening fools who call themselves the Council." He turned back to leafing through the Grand Book but not before adding one last thought. "In fact I'd love to see those pigs squeal."
"I, King Samson, would like to cordially invite Commander and also Luxurian Ambassador Clyps Madred along with his friends to the engagement party of Crown Prince Daniel Kane and future queen Storm." Rayne read with a look of utter confusion. Putting the invitation down, Rayne looked up to see a historic sight. For the first time perhaps ever Clyps, Daniel, and Storm were all speechless. Clyps was the first to break the silence. He turned to Storm with a look of utter astonishment.
"You two are engaged?" Clyps asked the two. Daniel couldn't reply, he was still in shock but Storm had recovered and looked at Clyps as if he had asked a particularly stupid question.
"Since King Samson decided we were." Storm replied then looking meaningfully at her dagger, she glanced towards Daniel. "You wouldn't mind if I killed him would you? You've got other uncles."
"You idiot! Do you know how much I want to destroy you right now? I'd kill you and then bring you back to life just for the satisfaction of killing you again! You're the biggest fool in the known universe! You're a witless, charm less, brainless, and just plain stupid fool. I feel like grabbing a needle and stabbing myself with it every single time I see you because you're so oblivious. You're an ignorant bastard..." With every insult Storm threw at him Daniel's smile only got bigger. Storm rubbed her temples with her hand and glared at the young prince. "And yet for some reason I'd rather throw myself into the deepest and darkest pit than live a day without you."
"For some reason you idiots have this notion I'm some villain turned good." He paused to smile at the group. "Well sweethearts, here's the sad truth, I'm no hero. I'm the villain, the one that haunted your nightmares and still does when you're all alone. I'm that kid who had his heart and dreams shattered so horrifically I won't be happy till everyone around me suffers the same fate. I sold my soul and I'll never, ever get it or want it back so stop it. Stop looking at me with love and sympathy in your eyes. Stop thinking of me as your friend. Stop making me care, I can't afford to do it.
Pirates Of The Carribean
[Jack throws a bucket of water on sleeping Gibbs]
Norrington: No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north,
Jack Sparrow: Do us a favor... I know it's difficult for you... but please, stay here, and try not to do anything... stupid.
"Let's put some distance between us and this island and head out to open sea."
"There will come a moment when you will have a chance to show it. To do the right thing."
Will Turner: We're going to steal a ship? That ship?
Elizabeth Swann:It's real!
Lord Beckett: You're mad!
Barbossa: There's not been a gathering like this in our lifetime.
Jack Sparrow: Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?
Norrington: No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north,
Jack Sparrow: One question about your business, boy, or there's no use going: This girl... how far are you willing to go to save her?
Jack Sparrow: Do us a favor... I know it's difficult for you... but please, stay here, and try not to do anything... stupid.
Jack Sparrow: [to Pintel and Ragetti] Guard the boat, mind the tide... don't touch my dirt.
Jack Sparrow: So what's your plan, then?
Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.
Barbossa: How the blazes did you get off that island?
Tia Dalma: Davey Jones cannot make port, cannot step on land but once every ten years. Land is where you are safe Jack Sparrow. And so you will carry land with you.
Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth?
Gibbs: So, we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks.
Jack Sparrow: [to cannibals] *Alas, my children! This is the day you shall always remember as the day that you almost...
Jack Sparrow: Stop blowing holes in my ship!
Jack Sparrow: I know those cannons. It's the Pearl.
Mullroy: What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?
Will Turner: [gestures to drawing of key] You want me to find this?
Jack Sparrow: [Wakes up and sees Elizabeth burning the rum] No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade... the rum!
Will Turner: You cheated.
Jack Sparrow: [to Weatherby Swann] I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically.
Norrington: I don't care for the situation. Any attempt to storm the caves could turn to an ambush.
Elizabeth Swann: This is the fastest ship in the Caribbean.
Elizabeth Swann: You're despicable.
Jack Sparrow: You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?
Elizabeth Swann: Whose side is Jack on?
Will Turner: She goes free.
Jack Sparrow: Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par... snip, parsley...
Jack Sparrow: Anamaria.
Barbossa: It's not possible!
Davey Jones: I wonder Sparrow can you condemn a innocent man, a friend to a lifetime of servitude in your name while you roam free?
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
"See children? Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable! But that, my dear children, is called cannibalism; and that is frowned upon in most societies." --Willy Wonka
“Everybody should believe in something. I believe I'll have another coffee.” Author Unknown
“I'd stop drinking coffee, but I'm no quitter.” Author Unknown
Kel: "He's a fine judge of folk, Peachblossom. Except Neal. He's prejudiced against Neal."
"When people say a knight's job is all glory, I laugh and laugh and laugh. Often, I can't stop laughing before they edge away and start talking about soothing drinks." -Lord Raoul
"Neal had a gift for making someone want to punch him just for saying hello."
Kel: He says he's changed.
Slave Woman: "So were you always mad, or did it come on you when you was took?"
"The Yamanis say it's better to live with pain. You have to let it roll away like water on a Stone. That way it doesn't have any power over you."
Kaddar: "Women aren't up to the discipline of military life."
Herald: Lord Raoul asked me to tell you that if you get yourself killed, he will never speak to you again."
Dom: You're alive. Most people who go five rounds with my lord can only babble about funeral plans.
Royal Courier: His Majesty said with all deliberate speed!
Raoul: We do try to eat. I go all faint if I don't get fed regularly. Only think of the disgrace to the King's Own if I fell from the saddle.
Someone: But there was that time in Fanwood.
Kel: The Yamanis don't have competitions. They just beat each other half to death in training.
"Mistresses, have you ever noticed that when we disagree with a male- I hesitate to say 'man'- or find ourselves in a position over males, the first comment they make is always about our reputations or our monthlies?" -Kel
"It's as sophisticated as a blueberry." - Alanna (on seeing Aly's blue hair)
The Chamber of the Ordeal: "You again."
"That's Lalasa, Kel's maid. She sews and knows all sorts of ways to hurt you." -Owen of Jesslaw (to his first-year cousins)
Lord Wyldon: "You have been told to mind you manners, Page Nealan. I will have an apology for your insolence."
"Where's the sunny smile? The 'Hello, Neal, isn't it a wonderful day to be alive in the royal palace?' pain-in-the-bum greeting I usually get?" -Nealan of Queenscove
"I think as a human being... Men don't think any differently from women- they just make more noise about being able to." Alanna
Why, I'm just as true and honest as dirt. And I'm even more charming than dirt." - Aly
Alanna: "So? He was stupid. If I killed everyone who was stupid I wouldn't have time to sleep."
Sarge: "Something the matter, my lamb?"
Daine: "Does your ma know you're this silly?"
"I doubt it will make much of a difference," said Professor McGonagall coldly, "unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the entrance hall."
Ron and Hermione: "Ron, we're supposed to show the first-years where to go!"
Ron: Aaaah," said Ron, imitating Professor Trelawney's mysical whisper, "when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry..."
Ron: "...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong."
Ron:"Well, I don't know how to break this to you, but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts."
Harry: "Brilliant! It's Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won't have the time to poison us all!"
Harry:(talking about his aunt and uncle) "Proud?" said Harry. "Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious..."
Harry: "Warrington's aim's so pathetic I'd be more worried if he was aiming for the person next to me."
Hermione and the twins: Has Ron saved a goal yet?" asked Hermione.
Fred and George: "You don't want to bottle your anger up like that, Harry, let it all out," said Fred, beaming. "There might be a couple people fifty miles away who didn't hear you."
Fred and George: "Harry!" said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. "Simply splendid to see you, old boy--"
Fred and George:“For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do.”
Fred and George:"but the fact remains he (Voldemort) can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo when he wants to.
The Marauder's Map: "Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that(Snape) ever became a professor."
Oliver Wood: "Bad news, Harry. I've just been to see Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt. She – er got a bit shirty with me. Told me I'd got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared more about winning the Cup than I do about staying alive. Just because I told her I didn't care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the Snitch first."
I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.
Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!!!
I do not suffer from insanity! I enjoy every minute of it!
This is freaky beware: This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her into the ground while she was still alive. The murder chanted "Toma sota balcu." as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant,you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be in your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile she will not bother you. Your kindess will be rewarded.
My name is May
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!" I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is May
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
If you care at all about this poor child, paste it onto your profile, before it's too late...
f you're against abortion, re-post this:
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it
3.The first truth is a lie
4. You're smiling now because you are an idiot
6. You soon will forward this on to another idiot
7. There is still a stupid smile on your face
8. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote than just press the buttons on the TV
9. As you read this, you keep smiling and nodding to yourself
10. As you read this, you think about sending it to all your friends.
11. And you were too busy to notice number 5 was missing.
12. You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
13. Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
14. Copy and paste this to your profile if you fell for it, and I know you did.
Girls are like Apples
The best ones are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of
Instead they get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but
So the apples up top think something is wrong with them when in reality they
They have to wait for the right boy to come along who is brave enough to climb