Author has written 4 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Yu Yu Hakusho, and A-Team.Quotes:
"Nothing is hopeless, and the only thing that's impossible is slamming a revolving door" -My BFF, Kay Topaz
"I thought you wanted to eat me- I went into your mouth, what more do you want?" -Vegito, the Candy
"Mommy... Oh, it's me again." -Vegito
"Senior year is like school food- finish it quick, or else you'll throw up." -Me
"You know the world's screwed up when the best rapper's a white guy, the Swiss (a landlocked nation) win the Americas cup (A boating race), the French accuse the Americans of being arrogant and the Germans don't want to start a war." -heard it somewhere
"Better to be dead and cool, than alive and uncool." -Harley Davidson
"God gave men brains larger than dogs so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties - Heard that one too
"Look, Vegeta! People Popcorn! -Goku
"As far as I'm concerned, throwing horseshoes is nothing more that a test of one's compacity for humiliation." - My family plays horseshoes a lot... I just don't get it though.:-D
"If education is priceless, why do we have student loans?" -A question I asked my MTS teacher, Mr. Reilly (The "H.M. Murdock" of the math world) He didn't know either.
"You're precious Seth is a cross dresser that gets screwed for a living, and you're his best customer." -Sarah Kaiba, a character I created for role plays with Princess Ria... She's highly outspoken.
"Friends are those who will bail you out of jail. BEST friends are the ones sitting next to you saying "DAMN that was fun!"