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Joined 05-11-11, id: 2914402, Profile Updated: 08-17-12
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.

So warning you, if I read/favourite any stories, you might not get a review on all chapters, just depends on what device I'm using... But just know this, if I read your story and favourite your story, it's because I like it.

Name: Call me Bri-chan

Age: 16

Birthday: May 29

About me: Well I'm quite short tempered and not a great person to piss off. I speak my mind but I hate fighting.. I'm quite a great person to get to know because I love my friends and I love making new ones.. Even though I'm a bit shy at the beginning because I was always bullied in elementary school and I still am in high school.. But that's besides the point.. I like horse back riding with my best friend and I can sort of play piano. I have a creative mind but can never actually write my ideas down because it never sounds right in the end..

I haven't written stories in a while because people used to make fun of my stories and said they were never good, so please when I upload my stories, don't be like one of those people and make me give up writing again.

I'm on Pottermore! Add me: JinxElm7573

I love pandas :D fear me!!!!


AKATSUKI ALPHABET!!

A-is for AKATSUKI which is the name of the awsomest S-calss criminal organization ever!

B-is for BORED which Sasori seems to be

C-is for CANDY which Tobi would love a peice of

D-is for DEIDARA who makes the best explosions out of anything(including his body)

E- is for ETERNAL which is what Sasori thinks real art is

F- is for FAST which is how Tobi eats his food

G- is for GOD which is who Pein wants to be

H- is for HIDAN who like to curse a lot

I- is for ITACHI who is almost blind and has a name that means Weasel, Skunk, and Rodent

J-is for JASHIN who is the god Hidan worships

K- is for KISAME who likes to kill things and who has a really crappy voice on Naruto Abriged

L- is for LAST A LONG TIME which Deidara's art dosen't do

M- is for MADARA who rules the Akatsuki

N- is for NOTHING which is what was left after Deidara went BLOOM! I mean BOOM!(T.T)

O-OBNOXIOUS which is what Hidan is

P- is for POPULAR which is what Akatsuki is

Q- is for QUEER which is what Zetsu is

R- is for RENINGAN which is Peins Kekkai Genkai

S- is for SAMEHADA which is the name of Kisame's sword

T- is far TALL which is what Kisame is

U- is for UCHIHA which what Madara and Itachi is

V- is for VILLAGES which where the people in the Akatsuki come from

W- is for WEIRD which describes most of the Akatsuki

X- is for X-TREMLY BODACIOUS BUTT UGLY which is what my grandma would say if she saw some the Akatsuki

Y- is for YELLING which Tobi does alot of

Z- is for ZETSU who is the best cannibal ever

This was the Akatsuki Alphabet. COPY/PASTE INTO PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST:

Meco45(she made it),

Scatter Inner Sakura,

sakura300000,

9meangirl,

Kitsune-chan LOVES Gaa-chan

Issy111

Mizuki-chan Uchiha

Athena2015

iLuvSasukeUchihaa

bri-chan of konoha


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.


SASUSAKUCLUB you gotta Love this pairing to join.Just copy and paste to your profile and add your name:0Mori_Ita0,XSakuraHarunoX,3DG girl,Maybelle-And-Nightmare,Lady Maybelle of Confusion,Saya.The.Shuki, moonshine86, Zan_Top, iLuvSasukeUchihaa, bri-chan of konoha

If your obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting them or fighting them, copy and paste this.

If you have a story in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a teenager, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like animals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like anime or magna, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name. List:Mitchan007/Jessie, Ni-Chan, raining-pandas, Keiko Hayasaka, WantingFreedom, BubblyAng3l, KawaiiNatsumi15, iLuvSasukeUchihaa, bri-chan of konoha

If you draw anime/manga paste this onto your profile!

The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura,foxfeather1337,Sadistic-Bitch, Cherry Blossom Girl13, SaDiStIc-GoTh.Takai, Akatsuki Sakura Uchiha, bri-chan of konoha

If you wish ninja from Naruto were real and that you would be a member of Akatsuki, copy this, post this on your profile, and add your name. Setsugekka, Cherry Blossom Girl13, SaDiStIc-GoTh.Takai, Akatsuki Sakura Uchiha, bri-chan of konoha

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nickname "Chicken Butt Hair Dude" copy and paste this into your profile while laughing your head off!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225,crimsonchidori,SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura,cherryredblossom,BLOSSOMHAERTXOXO,Cherry Bloosom Girl13, SaDiStIc-GoTh.Takai, Akatsuki Sakura Uchiha, bri-chan of konoha

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX,xnarutoxrocksx.uchihasakurah26,Sasusakufan2357,Coscat, Black and Beautiful,blossomheartxoxo,Cherry Blossom Girl13, SaDiStIc-GoTh.Takai, Akatsuki Sakura Uchiha, bri-chan of konoha

THE WE LOVE SAKURA CLUB: IF YOU LOVE SAKURA FROM NARUTO, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, xXFallenSakuraXx, Kimmi-chan, Akatsuki Sakura Uchiha, bri-chan of konoha

If you are a girl, and have ever kicked a guy's ass just because he called you a prep or accused you of liking pink, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list. Kuro Uchiha (they need to die, because being called a prep is the most insulting thing someone can say to you...that...and having someone say that you like pink...) Ayumi Elric (I like black, not pink...), joyfulsakura-chan, XeverythingXseemsXwrongX, Akatsuki Sakura Uchiha(haven't people ever heard the saying "don't assume otherwise you make an ass out of u and me"?), bri-chan of konoha

If you've ever looked at random peoples profiles just to get these stupid things, copy this on to your profile

Put this on your profile if you've ever had a fangirl moment

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy this on to your profile

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile! (Wtf?)

If you enjoy the copy and paste feature, show your appretiation by copy and pasting this into your profile

If you've ever been talking then changed the subject entirely copy and past this to your profile

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you say you're weird, you normal. Saying you're normal is odd. If you admit you are weird and like it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your family is weird and/or complicated copy and paste this to your profile

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to yor profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict. (I’ll finish my profile later)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you fricking LOVE these copy and pastes, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.

If you have a really bad memory, copy and...what was I doing again?

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you have ever said somthing twice and not even noticed, copy and paste this into your profile

If you use sarcism everyday and/or unconsciously copy and paste it to the computer in the next country

If you think you'd go insane/more insane without music copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have a myspace, copy and paste this to your profile!

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and
paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

IF YOU ARE A COMPLETE AND TOTAL ANIME AND MANGA OTAKU COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE RIGHT NOW!!

If you think Kidzbop sucks, copy this and paste it in your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to you're profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you always say 'uhhhh...' when someone questions you, instead of replying shortly, copy/paste this into your profile

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think America screwed up the Naruto anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO

If you think the people who don't do copy/pastes are just too damn lazy, copy and paste this to your profile

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, put this in your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your bio.

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever closed a door on your head, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever zoned out during school and missed everything the teacher said, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anythiny else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!! XD

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this!

If you ever wished you could be a REAL Konoha Ninja, copy and paste this into your profile.


This is for people who hate stereotypes. The ones in bold are mine.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
(Im average)I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent and say Eh all the time.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are like me and many others and hate stereotypes.


A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!


Put this on your
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A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "Damn that was fun."

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Will like your stories.

BEST FRIENDS: Will REVIEW every single one even if they are lazy.

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!


Yes.. I'm a girl. I push doors that clearly say PULL. I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing. I walk into a room and forget why I'm there. I count my fingers in math class. I try to accomplish things with time still on the microwave. I wish for love every 11:11, I lie some times to hide the pain. I say it's a long stpry when really it's not. I fall in love too hard too fast. All I want is to kiss you in the rain - YES - I'M - A - GIRL -but that's more than it seems.


This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:

My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!


You know you're an ANIME OTAKU when...
1. You head to the library every second day to find another manga
2. You listen in on people's conversations to see if they speak of anime
3. You accidentally swore in japanese and everyone asked you what the hell you were saying
4. You heard that a new episode of an anime is coming out and put off everything including your daily shower to watch it
5. You sneak downstairs at midnight while your parents are asleep and turn on the computer to watch anime
6. If your computer broke down while you were watching anime, you might cry
7. You can't stand it when people ask you why you're so obsessed with anime when you haven't even gotten STARTED on your list
8. You spend your time filling up your hard drive with anime icons, pictures and little random things
9. You spent your month's allowance on the newest anime video games
10. You learn how to speak and read japanese JUST so that you could get that new dating sim
11. You felt the desire to learn everything you saw in an anime
12. You were watching Naruto and actually tried to summon some chakra, hand seals and all
13. You got an account somewhere and wrote Fanfiction 14. You refuse to join forums that even go first name, last name
15. You watched Lucky Star and totally related to Konata
16. You met someone else who watches anime and thought they were your ideal partner for life
17. You check back daily on your favorite sites just in case someone put out another few words for you
18. You want to change your name to something japanese to fit in with the anime characters
19. You fantasize about a few characters and have even considered looking for a boyfriend/girlfriend who looks like one
20. You read this entire list and agreed with over half of these scenarios
21. You watched Prince of Tennis, then took tennis lessons and tried to do one of the moves.
BONUS:You knew what an Anime Otaku was before taking the test, already knowing you were one, but wanted to see anyway(5)
Scores:
1-5 = Ehh...I like my anime but not that much
5-10 = I'm an okay fan...but I'm not going to do anything
10-15 = Getting a little desperate here...I want some more anime.
15-20 = GIVE ME THE ANIME NOW!
over 20 = So obsessed you might break into your neighbor's house for something anime-related


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Lessons To Be Learned by smartcat reviews
You would think growing up would have an effect on a certain Blonde and Raven haired Uchiha. Think again. Those two may have PhDs but apparently, it proves nothing. Genius Professors, Moronic People. SasuNaru back in original form
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 153,006 - Reviews: 1203 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
My Prince Charming by writersblockismystyle135 reviews
There once lived four princes of four different countries. They all had their differences but they did have one same thought. Their castles were way overdue for a set of new servants. Full sum inside no main pairing Sas/Sak, Nar/Hin, Neji/Ten, Shika/Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 141,399 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Day in the Life: Drarry Oneshots by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
A little collection of Drarry one shots- Most are funny, some not. Featuring a boomerang, a furious Lucius Malfoy and loads of whipped cream- not in that order, though . Read and review! Warnings: Slash. Rated T for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 189 - Words: 225,571 - Reviews: 3650 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 12/17/2020 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Moments by Emachinescat reviews
100 moments of friendship, angst, heartbreak, betrayal, laughter, tears, love, hatred, darkness - a collection of drabbles. 55 - "Brave Part 2" - Arthur admits, if only to himself, how he truly feels about Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 12,214 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 10/29/2020 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki by LinzRW reviews
A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 89 - Words: 209,339 - Reviews: 2722 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 5/16/2020 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
An Unlikely Bond by MissRhi reviews
I've never really given much thought on 'love at first sight' or the like. Then again I was eleven and I sure as hell didn't believe a prophecy would tie us even closer together. Magic, Betrayel, Angst Drarry A/U
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,693 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/6/2020 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Snow Glare by Innocent Dumpling reviews
Sasuke kidnaps Sakura in the hopes that she will conduct the surgery needed to save his sight. "You may be different but you are still annoying as all hell Sakura" . "You know what's funny Sasuke? I don't care anymore" [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,905 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 2/13/2020 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Notebook by hotoffthefryer reviews
In which a little notebook spirals things so out of control that I'm best friends with Yamanaka Ino, Karin wants me dead, Tsunade has a search warrant out for me, and the entire male student body wants me. But the catch? None of them know who I even am.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 158,391 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 12/15/2019 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Cat'O'Nine Tails by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 156,972 - Reviews: 2850 - Favs: 2,492 - Follows: 2,420 - Updated: 7/11/2019 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Watching Over Me by MoonEnthusiast reviews
[[DISCONTINUED]]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/18/2019 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Why We Kiss by SmilesLasting reviews
There are many reasons for kissing Uchiha Sasuke. SasuSaku drabble collection.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 7,785 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/8/2019 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Ai Obake by Glorytommy reviews
Take's place after the anime. More crazy and strange cases to come! [Being Re-Written]
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,109 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 12/17/2018 - Published: 9/18/2010 - [Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru] [Ayako M., H. Takigawa/Bou-san]
Drabbles, HarryDraco Style by Kalira69 reviews
A - fairly random - collection of Draco/Harry drabbles. Here be slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 518 - Words: 149,573 - Reviews: 2185 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 11/14/2018 - Published: 11/25/2009 - [Draco M., Harry P.]
Jail Bird by SomethingLikeFate reviews
Sasuke ended up landing himself in jail. But will all his time there be bad, when he meets an officer's girlfriend and his new therapist, Haruno Sakura? Please R&R :
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,589 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/6/2018 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
White Lies by Cassis Luna reviews
(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 182,625 - Reviews: 2311 - Favs: 6,355 - Follows: 3,189 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fate by SadisticSmartass91 reviews
Itachi get's a mission to kill a vampire-hunter. Who would have thought that said hunter is his little halfbrother, that he saved 10 years ago! SasuIta/ItaSasu or brotherly love (I'm trying both).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 66,974 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/25/2017 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Whole Caboodle by Coriana reviews
Hirota was not an animal person. / Written for the Ghost Hunt HQ exchange. Prompt: Hirota trying to act cool but failing. A collection of my humorous short stories and prompts for Ghost Hunt.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,900 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/15/2017 - Published: 7/20/2011 - S. Hirota, Kazuya S./Naru - Complete
The Stupidity of Camelot by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
funny little moments where someone is bound to be stupid somehow. Chapter 191: sometimes Merlin's magic takes things literally
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 191 - Words: 189,170 - Reviews: 1839 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 3/11/2017 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
Sinning on Sunday by rAiNwAtEr reviews
Sasuke was well aware that he was surrounded by his fellow classmates while they listened to morning Mass. He was also aware of his growing arousal as he stared at the blond a few pews ahead of him. Sas/Naru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,994 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 1/24/2017 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Madoka's Plan by Glorytommy reviews
So Madoka is staying with SPR for a bit and has come to the conclusion that something... or rather two somethings around here are in need of her guidance. Seems like she has something up her sleeve and Lin is in on it!
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,638 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/1/2016 - Published: 9/2/2011 - [K. Lin, Madoka M.] [Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru]
Strange and Beautiful by DrarryForever-x reviews
Scorpius Malfoy has been absolutely, undeniably and irrevocably in love with Albus Potter since he was eleven years old. He is perfectly happy to watch from the sidelines but his best friend, one Rose Weasley, has decided that she’s had enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,133 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 10/16/2016 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Sakura Kiss by o.O Kumiko O.o reviews
"There will be a time in your life where you will meet someone who will change your life forever." I always thought that quote was stupid until now. Main:SaiSakuSasu sed off of Atashinchi no Danshi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 263,041 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 9/8/2016 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Sakura H.
Aftermath by Xymena Falling reviews
Set after the anime finishes, SPR tackle new cases. But the ghosts are far from willing to move on... and will go all out against SPR. Usual pairings, please R&R
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 162,789 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 8/31/2016 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T.
100 Moments of Morning Remembrance by Quinhwyvar reviews
One hundred drabbles about the fourth Espada. Ulquiorra walked a fine line. The emotionlessness of life. The beauty, the vile. The trust, the deceit. His emptiness. This is his thoughts on the ups and downs of life. COMPLETE. (Wishing-Fire's 100 Theme Challenge)
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 100 - Words: 13,245 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/8/2016 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Ulquiorra
College Daze by Amasian reviews
AU-In one fell swoop, Sakura's college life is turned upside down after meeting Sasuke, heir to Uchiha Inc. and fiance of the Hyuuga Corp. heiress. Turns out, he's changing her as much as she's changing him - for the better. Paparazzi, class projects, friends, family, work, internships, and parties ensure for one hell of a time. REVISED SasSak, NarHin, NejTen, ShiTem, KibIno, more.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,702 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 7/8/2016 - Published: 5/30/2010 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
A Blog Worth Following by Lightning-Shaped-Scars reviews
The Internet is introduced to Hogwarts and Harry discovers Tumblr. A certain Slytherin stumbles across Harry's blog and discovers that the Boy-Who-Lived isn't who Draco thought he was.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 78,182 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 1,190 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Dream Space by dutchesspeachy reviews
The world they were thrown into was nothing like any of them had ever experienced before. "Your ride… is a motorcycle?" he heard the disbelief in his own voice. She frowned at him "Yeah, you got a problem with that?" "No" he shrugged, and took the helmet form her outstretched hand. "Then lets go, we have a universe to save"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,597 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/3/2016 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Haunting Life by mytruthaboutlife reviews
Mai, a sixteen year old student who works part time at Shibuya Psychic Research, faces the tough cases week after week. But, with her team of friends next to her, she finds it hard to mind. The ghost hunt continues...
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 180 - Words: 275,529 - Reviews: 5002 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru
Once Again by Kimra reviews
Destiny isn't always clear, but some things are a given, and Merlins pretty sure that sleeping with the Once and Future King was never on the cards.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,893 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 5/28/2016 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Merlin, Arthur
Y o H o by T a C o C a T reviews
When the pirates whisked her away, Lieutenant Uchiha Sasuke charged valiantly after his fiancee only to find himself defeated by and prisoner to Haruno Sakura. Now he must choose: Submit, obey, and join or W a l k T h e P l a n k. SASuSAKu NARuHiNA Au
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,882 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 4/29/2016 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
New Sakura by MarzSpy reviews
What do you do when everyone thinks you're dead, thanks to a new girl? She replaced her in every way, and Sakura can't cope with it. She was dead, so what was there to do in the hell she lived in? Of course, join her hellmates in Akatsuki! Yet, she soon comes to find out that rebuilding everything you once had is harder than she thought. Good thing Akatsuki is there to help!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 142,981 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Stand My Ground by you.broke.a.promise reviews
Oh, the things that can happen.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,504 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 11/26/2015 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Trouble With Haruno by Exrahlixxibith reviews
Sakura comes back to town after leaving for 5 years. Sasuke has to deal with feelings towards the pinkette that he never realized he could still have for her, a whore of a girlfriend, and other guys hitting on Sakura. SasuSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,942 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/25/2015 - Published: 10/8/2010 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.]
Anthology of Melancholy Disasters by Sasukeluva 4eva reviews
Drabble Fic; .004: Because only Sakura could coax him out of bed at four in the morning to come to her apartment and kill a spider. Rated M for Adult Content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,239 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 7/15/2015 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
20 Simple Questions by TheEvilPinkCupcake reviews
What's your favorite hair color? What's your greatest fear? What's your favorite number? These may seem like simple questions, but simple questions don't always have simple answers. The Marauders begin posting polls on the notice board, and what starts off as an unimportant game for entertainment starts to bring two people closer together. Guess who?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,992 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 4/13/2015 - Published: 6/25/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P., Marauders
Innocent Seduction by SliceOfLife reviews
After a mission all Sakura wanted to do was have a drink, but things can't be easy when the Akatsuki decided to go into the same bar that night. Once they saw Sakura, a drink was really the last thing on their minds. SakuraxMulti
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,783 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
The Bang Game by Babybrowns reviews
Sakura was saving herself for the right guy - she had morals, and knew everyone in school was just horny. Sure there were guys she had her eye on, but sex? Well, those morals of hers get put to the test when a certain Uchiha she likes asks her to...bang.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,047 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
365 Glimpses of Drarry by TayaCJ reviews
365 drabbles to show 365 glimpses into the life of Draco and Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 117 - Words: 13,255 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
sakura guide to breakups by finish line reviews
SasuSaku. Here are ways on how Girlfriend breaks up with Boyfriend. With creativity. Let's not forget the ways how Boyfriend makes up with Girlfriend. With creativity. Need I say more? -Ways on How to Breakup with Your Boyfriend Anthology-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,534 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Konoha Of The Dead by TragedyDawl reviews
"So you are telling me that the town is being over run by zombies?" "Hn..." " Well that's a lame response," The pink haired female spat while crossing her arms. Can this couple survive a zombie outbreak?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,198 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A Dangerous Game by dancer-me reviews
Sakura is living a normal life as Konoha's top surgeon when Sasuke shows up in her ER under a different name. Suddenly her life is turned upside down as she gets caught up in a clandestine mission that's far bigger than anyone involved had imagined. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,174 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 6/25/2011 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Naruto U.
Paperclips by Prar reviews
Chapter Nine: There was something bugging at Levy's mind, something she couldn't quite put a finger on or put into proper words. Gajevy.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,805 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
Scarlet Dawn by KawaiiTrash reviews
Our sarcastic loner is back! and on her wildest adventure yet! After Sasuke leaves, Crimson is faced with her feelings for our demented Uchiha. After pulling strings to get to see him again, she is faced with taming the monster he has become. (Sequel to "A Crimson Knight")
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,652 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 7/18/2011 - [Sasuke U., OC]
Accidentally (Old) by RisingRaven100 reviews
(This is an old, inadequate version if this story, sofinding the updated version of this thing on my page would be wise and more enjoyable. So yeah.) The Akatsuki want her, Shikamaru tried to stop her, Sasuke is pretending to CARE, and all of Konoha just wants to know where the hell she is! Akatsuki/Sakura, some ShikaSaku friendship.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,003 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Shelter from the Rain by SmilesLasting reviews
sasusaku; Unexpectedly, she fell in love with his bloody kisses. Vampire AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 113,312 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Valentine's Vengeance by GeminiFaerie reviews
Sequel to "Tangled in Mistletoe"; same warnings apply. Harry had been avoiding Draco and the blonde has had enough; he's going to make Harry his once and for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,397 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Mathematical Love by xYama-chanx reviews
Haruno Sakura's average normal life takes a drastic new turn when the smartest, richest, and handsomest teenage male in Konohagakure Preparatory High agrees to tutor her in her weakest subject, but it's not only Math he's interested in teaching. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,135 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/21/2014 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Your Fat Cat by missmocha77 reviews
"May I suggest the low fat cat food in aisle three?" Itachi suggested. Sakura hissed at him. In which fat cats and rodent dogs are present. Their presence spurs on a heated rivalry and heated interest between two neighbors. ItaSaku, nonmassacre. "Sequel" is up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 76 - Words: 57,915 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
One Dirty Thought by thirteenchrysanthemums reviews
When Sasuke takes a peek into his female teammate's mind, what he discovers shocks him. How will he react to her ever so perverted thoughts?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,473 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Bound to Happen by Hatchi1 reviews
Orochimaru has his sights set on the destruction of Konoha & Amegakure.They join forces.Konoha gains fresh enemies.Akatsuki & 14 leaf shinobi are split into teams of 5. Wait, Why is Sakura stuck with 4 Akatsukis? SakuXItaxDeixHidaxKisa... HidaxSakuxDei & KisaxHina *Hidan talks. Therefore, there's swearing. And lots of it!*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 129,364 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
Break the Ice by Orange Sherbet reviews
So it's bad enough that Tsunade is making me join the Konoha BOYS hockey team, but now that I'm an official member I have to deal with one loud mouth blond, one angry ginger, one sexually frustrated Uchiha and a boy with an obvious dog fetish. FML.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,298 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Sakura H.
Our Little Secret by Sakura's-Perverted-Inner reviews
Where Sakura is the official owner of Uchiha Sasuke who has been cursed to turn into a cat. Sharing an apartment, going on missions, Sasuke's jealous moods and...meeting the Haruno family. What could go right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,317 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Fresh Beginning by PsychoNinjaWolf reviews
During Naruto and Sasukes final battle Sasuke promises to return to the village, five years later he is put on a mission with Sakura to be temporary guardians of a mysterious little girl, but will it be temporary or does this mission mean more to them then what they know? 1st story COMPLETE (currently being edited)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,175 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., OC - Complete
The Great Wall of SPR by Sweet Dark Laughter reviews
A series of shorts regarding SPR members eavesdropping on each other.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 9/11/2011
Judging a Book by another.creative.lover reviews
/SasuSaku/ Sasuke's a famous writer who definitely loves anonymity; Sakura's the new kid who's absolutely obsessed with his works. What'll happen to Sasuke's life when he accidentally crosses paths with her? To Erin.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,857 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
50 Things James Potter Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Lily writes a list of things that James is forbidden to do. 4 Sing 'I'm Too Sexy' whilst wearing a bright pink tutu and ballet shoes. 5 Sing 'I'm Too Sexy' whilst attempting to grope McGonagall. FOURTH ONESHOT POSTED :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 7/19/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Slave Girl by Lexi201 reviews
Vampires and demons rule,while the humans are at the bottom.Sasuke,a stoic vampire prince meets Sakura,a kind hearted slave.He forms a bond to her that drives his senses wild with hunger and passion.Her beating heart keeps him alive;she's his life line.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,734 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sensuality by reviee reviews
100 smut stories. for LJ's 100lover community. SMUT TWENTY-TWO: AU. SasuSaku. Because it's her job, Sakura will do whatever he pleases.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,647 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sew Right by candymacaron reviews
Arthur, an all American boy fresh out of the Midwest, is thrust head first into his new life in San Francisco. He'd expected moving in with his girlfriend and going to art school to be a change. What he didn't count on was the Merlin, the handsome fashion design student he'd be sharing their apartment with. And just how strongly he would feel about him.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 58 - Words: 71,795 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Day after day by Demon Enma reviews
Unrelated one-shots about Harry's and Draco's life together. Warning: Slash! Don't like, don't read. Rated T 'cause I'm paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,421 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Vogue by Lexi201 reviews
After an accident,Sakura is forced to become the assistant of famous international model,Sasuke Uchiha.He's the rich handsome Adonis,she's the smart middle class girl next door.He makes fun of her,she insults his ego.Looks like Sasuke's met his match!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,915 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Biowar by Colani reviews
She thought the war was over. An unidentified illness suddenly invades the village, threatening to take the lives of everyone she loves. Battling to find a cure, the fate of the village now settles in her hands. "This isn't your war anymore, Sasuke." She murmured softly, turning away from the skeptical and fuming Uchiha towards the hospital. "It's mine." Saku/Sasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,296 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sincerely by smallpaperstars reviews
An outlet for Lily/James bashing each other, eventual fluff, and sarcastic wit in the form of letters
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,828 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Cute as a Kitten by xXRon-luverXx reviews
Harry Potter, locked up at the Dursleys, finds Draco Malfoy as a cat. Utterly confused and wanting information, he decides to help him. Harry/Draco slash Currently in the process of rewriting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,100 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 1,327 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
A New Kind Of Family by Rogue Soul Alchemist reviews
Konaha 12's punishment for being bad is diffrent this time...it's much worse then usual. The teams are turned into familys. How will Sasuke and Sakura do as parents to a baby Naruto? Read to find out! [[ AU. SasuSaku ]]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,134 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ A kiss a day, keeps the doctor away. 06. The Fire of My Loins (Pt. 1): "Maybe I'm just some nympho or something—Oh Gods, if I was a nympho, how could Sasuke ever love me?" Ino didn't know whether or not that was a rhetorical question; so, she decided it was best not to answer.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,016 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Icewater by Myomi-chan reviews
"You know, for a mermaid, your boobs are small." "Why, you-!" Add a shipwreck, hunters, witches, and a sinister plot to rule both land and sea, and Sakura's got her hands full. "I hate you, Uchiha!" SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,328 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 12/23/2011 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Sakura Viewings by TheBloodyLoveOfSakuraHaruno reviews
Sasuke is back in Konoha and Hebi came with him. Seemingly happy with Karin, Sakura can only feel broken hearted. When Madara comes out of nowhere, he leaves Tsunade with only one choice. To put Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke on a mysterious mission. T for language. Currently under revision #3 But it's really good :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,141 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Temari and a Book by Mogman reviews
Why had she started to read that book? Temari was now stuck with Naruto and a dirty book. Naruto/Temari.Very much lemons in the later chapters. Moves to the village and becomes Naruto/girls. I'll take any comments or suggestions.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,636 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Naruto U., Temari
If I Hypothetically Pushed My Destiny into Traffic by Feather Ice reviews
He's failing calculus, his mother has vanished again , he doesn't know WHAT the rugby team will do when they get their hands on him, and now there's a dragon that keeps prattling on about destiny. Still, today wasn't really a bad day until the biggest prat in school discovered Merlin's secret—he's got a talent for more than trouble. But really, Arthur, it's not magic! Slash.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,000 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Arthur, Merlin
Scarlet Dreams by tragedyneverends reviews
A mysterious past, a secret, a terrible accident, a sacrifice, a nightmare... a young man drinking blood. "You - you're the vampire of my dreams!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 156,786 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
fantastisk by reviee reviews
100fanfic challenge! number fourteen: SasuSaku. Post-canon. He never meant to come back, but they brought him back anyway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,368 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
For The Love Of Camelot by KathSon-NinLock reviews
Merlin is captured by Morgana during a journey with Arthur. Arthur manages to rescue him, but it turns out that was the easy part. Now he's battling lustful urges and rampant jealously with anything that involves Merlin. Where is it stemming from and is Morgana really at fault for all of it? Written as an RP. Rating just to be safe - may go up in late chapters.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,262 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Arthur, Merlin
The House That Lovers Built by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. A planned Auror raid on a notorious Potions brewer goes wrong. Badly wrong. To the point of 'Harry trapped in a magical house with Draco Malfoy' wrong. And the key to leaving is going to be something that Harry might not have the strength to face. Updated every Monday. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,936 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Witch Hunt by Tupti reviews
After increased sightings of magic around Camelot, Uther can only think of one solution. When push comes to shove, which side will Arthur choose? His father's or his servant's? Merlin/Arthur
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,101 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Arthur, Merlin
Flames Create Us by KJ.CleverHeart reviews
Arthur no longer loves Gwen after two years of marriage. After the ending of their relationship, he needs someone to occupy his time. Perhaps Merlin will finally find a position he's less capable of handling than 'manservant'. Warnings: Slash (Merlin/Arthur), some Arthur/Gwen break-up angst mostly in first (skip-able) chapter.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,028 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Merlin, Arthur
Scroll by Lyvance Callele reviews
Sasuke receives an A-rank mission that would get him off the hook - deliver a medic scroll to Konoha. The Hokage left one important detail about it though. Premise: 4 years after A final duel with Naruto *added Mystery in the genre.* Warning: Don't read if you hate guessing games. * v * You've been warned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 155,509 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Marriage to the unknown by la peite morte reviews
sakura a poor girl on the streets of London who finds an escape as a mail order bride her husband to be is waiting all the way across the globe sasuke uchiha, a good man, never married age 21 as he awaits his bride to be but she's only 17!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,330 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Harmonised Consciousness by Talizora reviews
[HPDM 8th Year EWE] This time it's a spell gone wrong in Charms that will bring our two favourite boys together. Expect Mind-Magic Classic HD Clichés & Soul Mates (extra smut added at end due to popular request)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,538 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Leopardspaw by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, LMNM. The Ministry is very sorry that its latest experimental artifact blew up on Harry and now he can detect lies. Inquiries are continuing . They would probably be even sorrier if they knew that Draco Malfoy has hired Harry to help him find his father, who's escaped Azkaban. Unspeakables are working around the clock! COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,391 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Show Me New Light by L. E. Mentol reviews
SASUSAKU-"I don't care that you're dead, so stop using that as an excuse," she yelled at him. her eyes softened as she saw him lower his head, "Are you that afraid to be with me?" he slowly lifted his head to fully stare into her eyes, "Maybe even more."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,066 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Guilt Trip by River Laren reviews
Getting arrested for something I didn't do wasn't what I expected. Uchiha Sasuke bailing me out of jail? Ha! Blackmailing me into pretending to be his fiance? Nope, didn't see that coming. Falling madly in love with him? Yeah, right...okay, maybe... AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,299 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Baby Blues by WynterSky reviews
Team 7 convinces Kakashi to let them keep a baby found abandoned outside the village. Trouble is, none of them have the least clue what to do next. Possibly SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,108 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U.
Bleach hits Facebook by LollyRabbit reviews
What happens when the whole of the Bleach cast hits Facebook? Havoc! Read about the antics of your favourite Shinigami via social-networking site. R&R
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,824 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Ichigo K.
My Soul to Take by ToxiNeena reviews
SPR takes on their most horrific, scheming ghost yet! The entity in question only attacks married couples in appalling and gruesome ways. Thus, Mai is forced to 'marry' her narcissistic boss in order to lure the ghost into the open. What awaits them now?
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,492 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T. - Complete
Bitten by RD-chan hokage reviews
/Sequel to Bite Me/ "Keep in mind that I hate half breeds, Sasuke." Bound to the Uchiha vampire for eternity, how will Sakura cope in the world of bloodthirsty creatures? She's still part human after all.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,929 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
ItaSaku by Esinka reviews
3 old ninja from Konoha have returned, Sasuke, Itachi and Naruto. Tsunade want to retire and makes Naruto the new Hokage. Sakura get's a new mission, to heal Itachi's eyes but how will she get him into the hospital against his will? (On Hold.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,793 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
There's A Class For This by Kunoichi Uchiha Sakura reviews
There was something about him she didn't get something… that just didn't seem human.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,357 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 7/26/2011 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.]
lessthanthree by moon strut reviews
"You kneed some girl in the ovaries, were sexually harassed by Sasuke, and then proceeded to duct tape him to the treadmill. How's that for a party?" IMs, text messages, and Facebook. Many things could go wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,486 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Heaven Didn't want Me by Aiko Yamarashi reviews
Heaven loves to screw me over. I'm just trying to make friends with my co-worker, Sasuke Uchiha, and not have my boss kill me in the process. Easier said than done. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,689 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
some assembly required by runawaygoddess reviews
When friends suck, complete strangers are always the people to turn to. Unless they might be axe murderers. In which case, it's probably best not to move in with them. Unless you're desperate. Which she is.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 79,219 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bride of the Water God by writer4everr reviews
All we did was touch hands! But somehow that resulted in me, Sakura Haruno, a mortal girl, being the bride to the Water God, Sasuke Uchiha. *sigh* goddesses, witches, and an extremely handsome god are all too much for a mortal to handle. SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 1406 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Count On Me by Sailor Drarry reviews
8th Year fic. Harry Potter just wants one peaceful year at Hogwarts where nothing out of the ordinary happens. Of course, a still-clumsy Neville Longbottom manages to shatter that wish, leaving Harry with a younger version of a certain blond Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,838 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting by odmonkey reviews
"It would have been difficult to say who was more unpleasantly surprised, Haruno Sakura or the five members of the Akatsuki, when she walked into the back-end of nowhere bar". Filthy words and sexy talk are all part of a day's work for the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,804 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 2,181 - Follows: 1,120 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
With Wings, You Can Fly by Erikitty reviews
Draco's mother is keeping a secret from him. A secret so big, it will change the lives of himself, and a certain black haired Gryffindor. Creaturefic! Rated T for themes later, may change to M!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,026 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Cold Blooded Love by Watermelondrea reviews
When Harry was a child he saved a snake in the Australian desert and took him home. What will happen when they are both introduced to the wizarding world?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,593 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
It's funny when by Kyorinrin reviews
-In which, Sakura's parents are embarrassing CHP 73
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 73 - Words: 30,244 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Fear of Falling by Orange Sherbet reviews
Tsunade's finally decided to do something about Sakura's irrational fear of men. She can only hope that her little girl won't lose all innocence at Konoha's Academy for Boys. "Sasuke...why are my tampons in your room?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,507 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Sakura H.
The deal by Isuzu Hime reviews
It's been 3 years since Sasuke defeated his brother and he now lives a peaceful life in Konoha. It's time for him to rebuilt his clan, but it takes two to have children. SxS and others minor pairings. Rated M for later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 47,586 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Days of Our Lives by Calmolive
100 Drabbles about anyone from the Mauraders to Harry and the gang to the next generation. Hopefully around 300 words or less each
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 873 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Marauders, Lily Evans P.
Anything, But Ordinary by Kunoichi Uchiha Sakura reviews
While searching for a new base Pein and Konan run into a bit of a battle resulting in them having an infant, Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,326 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 5/20/2011 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.]
Criminally Insane Just Got More Legal by LinzRW reviews
Second Book in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie get sent to an alternate universe called Seanova. Featuring the Ikustaka, C-Itachi, exploding pancakes, The Great God Four, the return of the Love Guru, Squisher, the Madara problem, Felix, the sadistic queen, and Hannah and Zetsu's Video of Evil Blackmail.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 197,873 - Reviews: 3362 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
A Dribble, A Drabble by Digitallace reviews
A collection of Drarry-centric drabbles based on reader given prompts. Beware of potential smut and random nonsense
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 6,141 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
Sasuke's Promotion by xXxgothlolitaxXx reviews
So what do you think of my brother?" "Sasuke Uchiha is the most arrogant egotistic bastard that ever lived" "Oh really, Sakura-chan" Sasuke stood at the door, arms crossed, head held high. Oh snap, Sakura...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,504 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
stop breathing by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team Seven, back when they were still cute. And sane. And not totally failing. Or fainting. 14. "So should we call you Nasuke or Sasuto?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,087 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pretear Discovering Facebook by CherryBlossom210 reviews
This is what it's like for the gang to have a Facebook; what will be uncovered, will love bloom, will Hayate make a fool of himself? Read and find out! XD
Prétear - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,267 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 6/21/2011 - A. Himeno
Because Of You by Akari Aika-Again and Again reviews
Sasuke leaves Konoha and his friends, but brings one reminder of everything. Sakura. Something inside him told him to bring her along. But why...?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,488 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Lost Paradise by Daemonic Maid reviews
Sakura walks the fine line between paradise and damnation as she deals with consequences of her decisions. Tangled in the deceitful web of the gods, she fights for the life she loves. *SasuSaku*OCwarning* *Later chapters undergoing rewriting. To be updated soon*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,476 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Road Bond By Two Paths by Lily Animelian Gu reviews
Maiko Mitsuki, Naru's first love. What happened to her? After the accident, her never got to see her again! Will fate help him find his path? And what will Mai do? Mai x Naru, Ayako x Monk, Lin x Madoka, Masako x John and other couples.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,607 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru
audeamus by ohwhatsherface reviews
50alternates. SasuSaku. See you in the next life. 50. In the end, they ran away together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 50 - Words: 47,004 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Skirts by Pantherstrike reviews
Harry and Draco loose a bet and are in skirts for a day. Moral of the Story? Don't mess with Hermione. HPDM SLASH smut in next chapter two-shot really
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,575 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Years of Evelyn by SmurfLuvsCookies reviews
The word "parent" was alien and incompatable with their own identities, because even Levy and Gajeel had trouble believing that two creatures as different as they were would be capable of combining and producing another human being.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,455 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
Scarlet Letters by Maximum Chaos-Chan reviews
"You ironed red A's on to all of his clothing? And slept with his roommate-slash-cousin in his own bed?" "Yes..." "You have become the hero for every person that's been cheated on." AU; SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,748 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Through Citrus Trees by ZucchiniBiscuits reviews
"When he met the sight of a laughing blond, his eyes narrowed, though the effect was lost, as the curtain strings were still tangled on his antlers." Another Animagus fic, now with less cat. SLASH, though not hardcore. Probably Harry/Draco... Maybe :I
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,552 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
High School of the Dead lNaruto Versionl SasuSaku by MemoryWriter reviews
When Sakura finds her school overtaken by a mysterious zombie-infection she and her former best friends Sasuke & Naruto try to survive together. Now Sakura wants to find all of their old childhood friends who moved away to make sure they're alive.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,789 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
You're an American, Harry by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
What happens when Dumbledore decides to transfer all of the Hogwarts students to a muggle boarding school in America? 8th Year AU. CURRENTLY ON HOLD AND UNDER MAJOR RECONSTRUCTION. I REPEAT, ON HOLD. DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU WANT A POTENTIALLY PERPETUAL CLIFFHANGER.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,005 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Welcome To My World by SmurfLuvsCookies reviews
Every Shinigami has a Zanpakuto, and every Zanpakuto has a story.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 13,555 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Complete
Alone by Tukiko K reviews
He couldn't imagine life without her…truly without her. No more soft smiles. No more secret gestures. No more letters that ended with 'love always.' He would be truly alone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 117,541 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Teach Me How To Wank by eatcatbuffet reviews
"How do girls wank?" On a drunk night out, anything can go wrong. Sasuke and Hinata misunderstand Naruto's question. Hinata wonders how boys do it, after all it can't be that simple? SasuHinaNaru Seme Sasu Suke Hina Uke Naru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,819 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Look Underneath by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
Setting out on one of the most difficult missions of his life, Sasuke knew he'd need some highly skilled teammates. When the Hokage appointed Sakura and Karin to assist him, he had to wonder what she was thinking. Post-canon SasuSaku. One-sided SasuKarin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,730 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 2,189 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Welcome to Hell by Neko-Graphic reviews
Sakura has been alone for six long months. With only the Dead for company, how was she to know that salvation was only at the other end the gun pointed directly at her head. Have fun, and Welcome the Hell SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,874 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
SPR File: South Carolina by Winter Blue Dragon reviews
SPR have no more cases in Japan, but what happens when Naru decides to go to South Carolina when they here of a girl being pushed off the roof of a hotel? What is the secret that not even she knows? Is Lin falling for her? LinXOC NaruXMai R&R please!
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,583 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - K. Lin
Mating of the Blood Moon by wolfxanime reviews
I have changed the title from 'Vampires and Blood Moons' and revised the story. Sakura and her freinds thought they were haveing a fun night out, but that soon changed after a night hitting the clubs. NxH SxS NxT KxI SxT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,371 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Shattered by A Girl Named Blessed reviews
Sakura finally gets accepted to the most elite private school in Konoha. Higher education? Check. Gorgeous boys - okay, maybe just one... - double check. But a secret society of magic users? Things officially just got complicated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,724 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
My Chemical Romance by Sasuke'sOneinAMillion reviews
I was fifteen when i met him, and i kneed him in the balls. Now, im seventeen, but this time i fell in love with him. Full summary inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 66,865 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Wasted Days and Wasted Nights by Kaze and Kiba reviews
All she wanted was a dry bed and a warm drink...and then they walked in. A thank you fic for you super people who review my work "You know, Itachi, if you keep rolling your eyes like that they might stick that way and then your Sharingan will be useless"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,125 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Music Player, Shuffle! by IceBlueWings reviews
Short stories of my favourite and popular pairings based on random songs that play on my music player. Mostly GaLe, probably. For convenience, I wrote the pairings on the title.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Gajeel R., Levy M.
Team 7's Not So Smart Moments by Saku Rose Uchiha reviews
Team 7, legendary warriors feared through out the five-shinobi countries. Let's have a look at their far from graceful moments. Various one-shots interlinked. Post-war. Rated M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,685 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Team Seven, Team Eight, Team Ten, Team Gai
Fight For Something Precious by Sakura's-Perverted-Inner reviews
Never, and I mean NEVER, let your vampire husband impregnate you. Murderous immortals, Instincts, pervertedness, and poor pregnant me who's just going with the flow. "Do not make me belly-bash you, I promise that you will fly without wings" Sequel to Bite
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,596 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Queen of the harem by zoikoiroi reviews
"You betrayed our agreement of peace and attacked my kingdom. To punish you, king Haruno, I will take your daughter as a slave in my harem. If you attack me again, I will kill her." AU, many pairings, R&R LAST CHAPTER
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,836 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fine Lines by SensibleNonsense reviews
Not all men are the same, even if Maka doesn't believe it. But from time to time, Soul and Spirit would find themselves agreeing on some things... A sometimes-funny, sometimes-serious story following the interactions between the two scythes and Maka. SxM
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Soul Eater, Spirit A./Death Scythe - Complete
Their Mistake and Her Revenge by LilMissObsessed reviews
They replaced her with Karin, leaving her shattered.She became a famous model/singer/actress. Now she's back and she's going to give them a dose of their own medicine. Do Sasuke and Sakura's love have a second chance in all this chaos?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,050 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The AlphaBiography of SPR by Tbonechick2011 reviews
Learning the alphabet? Well, so is our favorite team of researchers! They've made it to Z, can you?
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,801 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru - Complete
The Promise by lokyisa reviews
Sakura woke up one day to find that she was invisible; no one could see or hear her. Until Sasuke Uchiha, that is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,071 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
His Unforgettable Past by E person reviews
When Itachi returns and secretly befriends Sakura, her and Sasuke's relationship will be put to the test. After hearing the real reason behind the massacre and another secret of his, will Sakura be able to reunite the two brothers and end their hatred?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,321 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Never cry werewolf by xxxmoonwillowxxx reviews
The mysterious Itachi Uchiha moves next door to the Haruno's. Everyone like's him, but Sakura gets really bad vibes from him. When she spies on him she discovers a very dark secret. Itachi is a werewolf and he wants Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,842 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Whispered Pains by Nekothorn reviews
Naru is back & so is the terror! And Lin! More terror,more romance and A WHOLE LOT OF HUMOR!How will Mai take his return?Will SPR survive their most dangerous & difficult case yet!This shocking story will BLOW.YOUR.MIND!Read&Review!You wont regret it!
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,124 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T. - Complete
For What It's Worth by Valerianna reviews
PART 2-"Now," Sasuke said seriously, "sign this: I, Haruno Sakura, swear to never ever EVER, fall in love with Uchiha Sasuke." Sakura stared at the contract, "It took you 8 pages just to write that?" Update twice a week.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 31,491 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Dirty Little Secret by dragongoddess13 reviews
She was the only thing I ever considered off limits to me. She was my best friend's little sister. She was my Dirty Little Secret. Rated M for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
None by xooreoxo reviews
Sasuke's a tad bit overprotective when it comes to Sakura. When she has her first solo mission, things go drastically wrong. How far will Sasuke go to protect her and fix all her problems?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 115,997 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Famous by hotoffthefryer reviews
"Kiss me." Before she could register the request, smooth lips covered her own. Seconds passed before her heel jabbed his foot. "What's your issue!" Sakura shouted, face flushed. So what she asked if he was single? It didn't mean she wanted to be with him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,961 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
jukebox by The Loser Lord reviews
SASUSAKU. Collection of oneshots. Track eleven - "Sway"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,876 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
His Never Ending Radiance by Poppin' Roxin reviews
He had a choice between Ino, Tenten, and Karin. Three choices. Who does he choose? "Sakura!" He purred, pouncing on her. "DAMMIT SASUKE!" Well.. there's always that option. AU. SasuSaku and other minor pairings. Somewhat dark. Category/rating may change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,989 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Bleach on Facebook 2 by itsmidnighthere reviews
This is the lovely sequel of Bleach on Facebook, if you have not read that, then I suggest you go read that! :D
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Complete
100 Themes Hitsugaya by Beff reviews
Title will change. 100 themes centering on Toshiro Hitsugaya.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 27,339 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 11/4/2011 - T. Hitsugaya, Tessai T.
Moonlight Raven by xUnicornsRulex reviews
The death of Itachi meant Sasuke was the last Uchiha.But when war breaks out between the Hidden Villages and the Akatsuki Naurto and his friends will discover a hidden secret in the blood of the Uchiha.After 17years, a dark turth will be revealed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 103,612 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Working With A Chance of Romance by sophisticate reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, Gives you hell working. Haruno Sakura, puts up with it, EVERYDAY. All he is is a perverted alien from outer space. Just how will this company thrive with a devil of a CEO, a crazy staff and a messed up company? All is fair in love and war.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,990 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Pinky Swear:Promise! by Schneewittchen-Aschenputtel reviews
"I'll come back for you Sakura! I promise to MARRY YOU SOMEDAY"-Little Sasuke...12 yrs ago..that was his promise..now he's a star..too bad I think he forgot me... Rated T for cursing in the future..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,995 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Ghost by Sukoshi-NinjaFox'sBuddy reviews
Sukoshi and Sakura buy an old mansion, move in and have a strange, vivid dream. The house is haunted...by two young, hot ghosts who want the girls to save them...in the past! "No wonder it was so damn cheap..." ItaxOC SasuSaku time travel/ghost fic for fun
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,924 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Itachi U.
Case at the Hospital by Immortal Bubblewrap reviews
I'm legitimately just keeping this up for the lols since I wrote it at like twelve years old.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,240 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T., OC
PRACTICAL JOKE 恶作剧 by Kyorinrin reviews
Naruto and Hinata's wedding… It's just like everyone else's except the girls are wearing tuxedoes and the men are wearing dresses! Now, how did the guys agree to this? And how did Sakura stop Sasuke from invading Konoha during this?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Uchiha Sasuke Does Not Like Men by mmmtoes reviews
So, I guess kicking Sasuke-kun in the shin after screaming at him that he was gay for Naruto wasn't a very good idea.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,237 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Misunderstood Hickeys by thirteenchrysanthemums reviews
When a hickey appears on Sakura's neck, how will everyone react? More importantly, how will the person who gave it to her react?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,654 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Real Princess by Lerysakon reviews
[DISCONTINUED] AU Sakura is a princess who agrees to an arranged marriage. During her journey, she is threatened by her servant into switching places. Will anyone still be able to find out who the real princess is? Based on The Goose Girl of The Brothers Grimm
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,111 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
What You Can't See by Hersheyxxes101 reviews
What happens when Gene shows up with a warning? When Naru's emotions start to confuse even himself, will he have the strength to continue the case, even if it means putting the one most precious to him in danger and possibly his own life? Naru X Mai
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,968 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T.
Apart of Me by TwistedWhiskers reviews
There will be some interesting twists and turns along the story, I want to keep it interesting, and I hope you like it And yes there is Mai and Naru "stuff" .
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,486 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Mai T.
Ghost Hunt: Inception by Kuroneko19 reviews
SPR continues to investigate strange occurances in Japan, this time with an enigmatic newcomer spawning underlying mystery. Case File #2: In Vino Veritas - A selective wine bar in the Golden Gai poses many questions. The truth, they say, is in the wine...
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,969 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru
Wife Contest by BlackBelt reviews
AU: Uchiha Sasuke had it all...wealth, power, looks, and women eating out of the palm of his hands. But the only way to keep it is to find a wife! Shouldn't be too hard right? But why does that pink one seem oddly uninterested? Yes, it has been UPDATED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,370 - Reviews: 1761 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 1,127 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Devil's Angel by WatashiNoTenshi07 reviews
A normal night out with the girls: flashing bar lights, blaring music, alcoholic drinks and drunk best friends. Who knew a perfectly normal Friday night would lead her to meet a mysterious winged creature, unconscious and injured, lying across the road?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,620 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
It's Just You and Me by Mikki05 reviews
Soul/Maka One-Shot's. My collection from LJ community 42Souls prompts! UPDATE: Themes: Shower/Uncomfortable ; Soul was on a winning streak all day until Maka ruined it. You know what's coming.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,347 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
All for one by Abnegation Vampire reviews
"Of all the people to fall in love with Sakura... You just had to pick a him didn't you?" Previously called Cannibal.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,888 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Power by Amthyst reviews
Mai's developing powers have taken a turn for the worst. As they grow out of control, not only does she pose a danger to others, but to herself as well. Destruction seems to be the only answer, as another secret comes to the surface. Usual Pairings.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,109 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru
Despotic, Quixotic and Everlasting by BlueGreenApples reviews
SasuSaku. Drabble collection of various !verses.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,852 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Reunited by EPICFAILYER reviews
I was so focused on the blade at my throat, I didn't notice how close Sasuke and I really were. My body was pressed tightly against his, and I could even feel the vibration of his voice as he "hmph"ed Naruto. Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,747 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Sorcerer's Toad by Kittylin15 reviews
Merlin's found himself a new pet. One problem is Arthur won't let him keep it on the count of his claims the thing is magical. * set after the witchfinder episode in season two
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,592 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
scintillation by The Loser Lord reviews
drabble series. au. sasusaku – "i don't exactly assault anyone. but uchiha sasuke was begging for it."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Garden of Lust in Love by cassiopeiaXSTAR reviews
Mai just want Naru to be happy. then what makes naru happy? GENE? warning:kids, don't read.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,043 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru
Ways To Drive Sasori Insane by Narceine reviews
Sakura finds a list on deviantART called Ways to drive Sasori insane, and decides she wants to try it. Based on the list by MalunaDragon. Please R&R, no flames! New chapter FINALLY up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,115 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Sasori, Sakura H.
This Again? by Narceine reviews
Sequel to my story "Captive". When Sakura finally gets home from the Akatsuki base, her friends and team mates demand to know what happened to her. And when she tells them...Well, they get an idea. Rated T for very dirty song lyrics.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Sakura H.
Love Case by cordelia25 reviews
This story used to be "Katrina Higurashi" The SPR team have a new case. This time, Mai is the targeted subject of the ghost. Will Naru be able to save her before it's too late? Will he, finally, realize his true feelings for his brown haired assistant?
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,791 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T. - Complete
Maybe Misery by hatelove5lovehate reviews
New story! Read please."Fame will never be kind to us, and we just have to fight the world." Don't stop the music Sasuke X Sakura. of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,053 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Wits & Woes of Miss Sakura Haruno by Orange Sherbet reviews
Itachi had a kunai at my throat, Hidan had my wrists, and Deidara was sitting on my thighs. And let's not forget the fact that they were all still topless. Pakkun, I don't think we're in Konoha anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,438 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
That's What She Said by xYama-chanx reviews
"You're such a prick!" "An attractive prick." Chaos and random things imaginable happen if you smash one shinobi with the other, and voila! Hilarious drabbles come up: hot, sad, funny...you name it. SasuSaku, ShikaIno, NejiTen etc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,881 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Kakashi&Naruto Gaiden by catstreet reviews
Team 7 genin get thrown about thirteen years into the past, with the Third Shinobi War going on. Can they save Obito&Kakashi from the fate that was about to come? TimeTravelFic. Slight KakaSaku&Sasusaku. Spoilers from the manga&anime for Kakashi Gaiden.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,048 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Naruto U.
Tobi Induced Hilarity by lifesbutawalkingshadow reviews
Pein decides Akatsuki needs a shakeup and switches the Akatsuki teams around a little. Violence! Sarcasm! Overpowered Fangirls! More Violence! Rainbow Lollipops! All that, and more, found just inside. Turns into a story! Non-yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,615 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Akatsuki, Naruto U.
That Jerk by TigersEatPeople reviews
Naru has left and Mai has finally gotten over him...or so she thinks. She's living her life the way she wants until a certain somebody shows up again. Will she finally get what she always wanted? read and find out ;D
Ghost Hunt - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,105 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T.
The Taming Of The Prat by shadowglove reviews
SLASH. AU. When Merlin has Uther's son hoisted onto him in an effort to 'straighten Arthur out', Merlin's world is turned upside down by the blonde arse, who makes him confused one minute, want to kill him the next, and reluctantly aroused the next...
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,104 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 1,642 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Merlin, Arthur
Forever It Shall Remain Untitled by Sasuke-KiraLover reviews
He just couldn't take it anymore. So what did he do? He ran. He ran and he didn't look back. What he didn't notice until it was far to late? He ran straight into her arms. / Rated T for now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,830 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Daddy's Rules for Dating by crazychick1313 reviews
These are the rules Spirit has for ANY guy that dares to so much as look at his little Maka. Boys beware!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Color Theory by BlueGreenApples reviews
Canon. SasuSaku. Red was the color of passion, womanhood. Pink was the shade of little girls and delicate things. Next to Karin, Sakura felt like a washed-out imitation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,052 - Reviews: 3002 - Favs: 3,669 - Follows: 2,983 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Victims by Dark Shining Light reviews
Sasuke never hesitated when it came to murdering but for the 1st time he finds himself with doubts and it's all because his new target is Sakura Haruno, a childhood friend and his ex-girlfriend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,682 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Facebook by IndelibleXSparrow reviews
Ciel is a lone lonely loner. So why does he have a facebook? And why is the schools most popular people sending HIM friend requests! AU; SebXCiel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,550 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Love the Enemy by Sarcastic-Mess reviews
Akatsuki kidnappes Sakura to heal Deidara. In the meantime Itachi has to look over her and has to deal with the confusing feelings and Pein who has his own intentions. Rating maybe goes higher with more chapters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,479 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Great, as if blair was enough by crazychick1313 reviews
Blair received a letter from her brother that he was coming to Death City. Blair's brother takes a liking to Maka. A little too much in Soul's opinion. Jealousy rises. It's a straight out war for Maka's heart.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,863 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
A Crimson Night by KawaiiTrash reviews
Outcasted at school. Crimson Night turnes into a sarcastic loner. One day a witch gives her magic powder that'll grant her one wish. Seeing it as a joke, Crimson uses it to bring her favorite Naruto character to life. Will this loner be lonely no more?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 22,605 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The Young And The Smitten by Mishiba-chan reviews
Boys were so pretty. And they were so mean. Sakura's done with them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,556 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Because You Live by Angelv98 reviews
What does one do when the person they devoted their life too crushed their heart and left them in the cold? They move on. At least, they try to move on. When Sasuke reappears in her life, will Sakura be able to keep herself from loving him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,322 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Untold Engagement by Tiger Priestess reviews
'Sakura, who is this guy and how does he know you' the four males of Team 7 looked at her. 'She didn't tell you' the man asked surprised, wrapping an arm around her waist. 'We're engaged.' SasukeSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,190 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Her Unforgettable Past by E person reviews
Sasuke left Konoha five years ago. Since then, Sakura had left their past behind. Her new mission? Bring Sasuke Uchiha back to Konoha. Will he make all of Sakura's painful memories resurface, or will there be love instead? Currently being rewritten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unbearable Love by MysteriousButterfly reviews
Sasuke & Sakura childhood friends...secret crush? oblivious & innocent girl.. Just how long can Sasuke hold himself back when guys including his brother's friends 'Akatsuki' is after HIS girl...'okay I've had enough *SNAP*' ...NON-MASSACRE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,873 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Dirty Laundry by Ryouko Akizakura reviews
It's Sakura Haruno's first day of school, and already handsome Sasuke Uchiha is annoying her. Familiar faces show themselves, and it looks like the start of an awesome school year. Main pairing: SasuSaku. I do not own Naruto. NOT A LEMON! R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 201,801 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
MakaLay by spawnspectre reviews
Soul wants her so bad he can taste it and he'll do whatever it takes to get her. Warnings: Strong language and sexual intercourse with dubious consent. Credit to jennibare for the AN intro and summary
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,937 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Oh Unholy Night by redsky100 reviews
The title says it all; it's an Akatsuki Crack-fic Christmas two-shot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,388 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
sAsUsAkU ? by Sasusaku98 reviews
"Who would you choose? Sakura-chan, who's always there for you and loves you or HER? who loves you for LOOKS,fame and fortune ?" "Hn" "She loves... me? If you like Karin, Don't read.. Karin-bashing...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,728 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Stripped Bare by J-Pop Princess reviews
When Sakura wanted a change of pace, she hadn't expected THIS! Now she's on a mission with Kakashi, masquerading as a dancer at a club far away from home and she finds herself forced to explore her own powers of sexuality and seduction. KakaSaku LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 295,128 - Reviews: 3807 - Favs: 4,916 - Follows: 2,447 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Hickeys by Claudio Kilganon IV reviews
A relaxing day at the hot springs turns into a nightmare of confessions for poor Hinata. Two-Shot. Mainly NaruHina, but minor TenNeji, KakaShiz, InoChoj, TemaShik, and a slight bit of SakuLee.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,245 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A week full of pleasure by lovergirl1011 reviews
Sakura's parents go away on a trip for a week so Sasuke stays over to keep her company...in more ways then one; Sasusaku pairing and it is rated 'M' for lemon and language...ENJOY :D...Story is currently on hold
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
you me vampire love by sasusaku126 reviews
when sakura is raped by sasukes brother she is dragged into the world of vampires by her husband sasuke.Other characters naruhina,nejiten,temarishikaino,and sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Baby Project by hellogoodbyee reviews
Sakura is partnered up with Sasuke for a class assignment to take care of fake baby for Health class, what will happen? Will sparks fly b/w the couples. SasuSaku, NaruHina, InoShika, NejiTen, & ... I don't own NARUTO : Enjoy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Zombie Survivor by Pandalover05 reviews
About sakura and hinata surviving after a zombie apocalypse making friends and enemies, going against zombies, monster bunnies maybe, and worst of all...KARIN dun dun dunnn well its T it might turn M dunno anyways sorry for the bad summary.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Sakura H.
Say Hello To Goodbye by Dark Promise reviews
Hey stranger, how you been? Feels like I'm standing on the outside looking in... SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Unsuspected Love Bite by greenwood-esther reviews
SasuSaku, AU - I was supposed to fall in love with her best friend, not for the geek-turned-goddess. But it's all good, because I know she loves me back...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 70,524 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Neko Problem by RD-chan hokage reviews
Keeping a half-human half-cat creature is the worst part ever , especially if Sasuke Uchiha is the one who's taking GOOD care of it. Insert a perverted inner and a charge that will drive his hormones insane, what could possibly happen? "Hentai!" He looked down and saw that he was only in his boxers. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,227 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Take a Bow by Sylvien reviews
On Hiatus - It began as an innocent obsession; mere curiosity, but it grew into something so much more. Before he knew it, he was weaving a tangled web in which someone was bound to get hurt. "Take a bow, because you really had me fooled."
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,500 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Short Scrolls from Konoha by ChocolateKisses9 reviews
A collection of short stories consisting of hilarious circumstances with even better outcomes! Each Chapter is a different story! Surprising Epiphanies, hilarious new facts on Sasuke and many more sticky situations! Updated randomly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,153 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pros and Cons Of An Arranged Marriage by BasicallyAnIdiot reviews
Because, in the end, Sakura knew she should have ran the moment her mother informed her of her engagement to the king of Tomato Country. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,618 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Stars, Moon, Sun by iamtheADMIRAL reviews
"You are… everything I need to survive." A pink girl was losing her sun, her moon, her stars, and her heart...A tiny boy was losing his father. M for safety, no lemons though. swearing maybe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,279 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Pink, Red and, maybe, Blue by ElsiMate reviews
AU "It's not that I don't like Valentine's Day; I'm just sending letters to the president about eliminating the damn day. BTW, I'm sending love letters; so, I'm not completely against it."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,907 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Sinners' Devotion by Afira reviews
Sasuke saves Itachi instead of killing him-on whim supposedly. Now back in Konoha with Akatsuki after them along with Naruto, they have to do everything in their power to protect everything they... love? future ItaSasuNaru yaoi - rating may go up
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,431 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Courting Mr Uchiha by Writer for no reason reviews
All her life she lived as the fiancee of Uchiha Sasuke, a boy she just knew by name. What would happen if she found out that the engagement she had honored all her life had been canceled by Sasuke a long time ago?Why, court him of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,192 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Why I dyed my hair PINK by Abigail15Sage reviews
Some people say that you can never love in High school. I disagree. I found it very easy to love Sasuke and I was only 17. He saved me, and somehow, I saved him. You'd have to hear our story to get it. "Good god, you bought me a motorcycle?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,829 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Colours of Love by TayaCJ reviews
Colours have many different shades and tones, just like people have different moods and personalities. A series of Drarry drabbles based on the meanings of colours. Challengefic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Society Darling by Dark Promise reviews
SasuSaku. Non-Massacre. Sasuke uses Sakura to fulfill his needs, but what if she finally takes a stand and says no? R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Facebook Galore by Gabbeh reviews
CRACK. /Sasu&Saku/ Quiz 6: Uchiha Sasuke took the 'What Will You Be When You're Older' quiz and got the result: 'Professional Stalker.' This couldn't end well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,156 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Hello, Konaha High by martamu reviews
I sighed slowly, not expecting what to expect on my first day of school tomorrow. New girls, new guys, new classes, new teachers… New possibilities. SasuXSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,670 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Until You by lido-bunny reviews
If u were to fall i'll be there to catch you. If i were to fall, you wouldnt waste a second to catch me. If i were to fall...i would be catch by an anonymous pink haired girl...who cared about me w/out bothering to know me...thats worth fighting for...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Thank you by NothingToRegretx reviews
AU&OOC / She looked into his eyes and spoke, "Thank you." He shook his head as he brushed his lips against hers, "No Thank You," - "For what?" - He leaned in closer and whispered, "For loving me."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,588 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Rejection, UchihaStyled by TheAliensDidIt reviews
Written because I am sick of Sakura drooling over Sasuke, and how the situation will change if it's Sasuke drooling over Sakura. Two-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Playboy's Bestfriend by Poppin' Roxin reviews
She didn't know what she was crying for. Was it because of the pain she felt when he walked away with that girl, or because of Kiba's threats? She wasn't sure, but she knew that the more Sasuke comforted her, the harder she cried. INCOMPLETE AND NOT CONTINUING.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Funny oneshots that will knock your socks off by crazychick1313 reviews
Do I really need to repeat myself? Chapter 4 Valentine love spell is up.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,248 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Sakura's Accumulation of Epic Fails by halfkyuubikat reviews
-Chapter 3- "No! Team S-A-S-U-K-E. It stands for Sasuke-Army-Star-United-Kool-Entity." Sakura was about to protest to becoming a member when she didn't want it in the first place. -Drabble Fic Collection-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,046 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Alone on the Tenth Mile by Sasukeluva 4eva reviews
Haruno Sakura never knew the TRUE dangers of picking up hitchhikers until it was already FAR too late for salvation... Sasuke x Sakura Lemon, Blood/Mass-murder/Gore/Violence/Swearing/Smut, please R&R! DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,821 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Game and a Little Surprise by crazychick1313 reviews
Maka and the girls are at a sleep over when a surprise visitor comes.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Captive by Narceine reviews
Sakura is captured by the Akatsuki. When Itachi puts some 'happy' pills into Sakura's food, she sings perverted songs to her guards. Rated T for some sexual themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,709 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
TOTAL RANDOMNESS: BLOOPERS AND NARUTO'S OPINION by Kyorinrin reviews
"Sasuke…" Naruto said, getting a good look at his ex-teammate's outfit. "Why the Hell are you dressed up as a prostitute?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Realization by withinthedepths reviews
Sakura is constantly bullied, tortured, and abused. Believing no one cares for her, she commits suicide. As an angel sent from God came to her in the afterlife, she is shown how her death affected those around her. AU, SasuxSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,225 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Silly Scenes Supervising Silly Sayings by VampireApple reviews
"Wizards make glue." "Harry, why are you sending love letters to Voldemort?" "James, explain why my son is covered in chocolate syrup." "Do not make me break out my flying monkeys!" "Why does that idiot get a harem?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Guilty by Kyorinrin reviews
-In which, Sakura is too short…
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U., Team Seven - Complete
Accidental Meetings by Mizuki San reviews
She wasn't so happy of how everytime she met him, it was through car accidents.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,852 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Playing with Naru chan by jactehsniper reviews
A series of one-shots all about the SPR employees and their favourite pastime: annoying their boss with all sorts of pranks and games. Contains spoilers and seems to be veering towards a MaixNaru theme.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,075 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Kazuya S./Naru
Confessions of an Uchiha by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
One-shot SasuSaku collection of Sasuke's confessions! Story 21: "I hate you… yet why can't I kill you?" Her eyes closed when she felt his forehead touch hers, felt his hands cup her face, smearing her skin with the blood from his cuts.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,338 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Rain Was Pouring by Gaaragirl2020 reviews
"I'll make you moan, Sa-ku-ra." He breathes out each syllable of my name. How he says it reminds me of a threat...ON HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,283 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Slave by hatelove5lovehate reviews
Isn't this nice, my own worst enemy taking control of things. Now is the time, this is the melody, this is the sympathy. Now hear my cry.My name is Sakura Haruno. I'm a slave. Yes a slave to the bitchiest, most annoying,&stupidest girl I have met.Karin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,419 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bite me and I'll bite you back by Sakura's-Perverted-Inner reviews
How do you make someone love you? You kidnap them of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,216 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Domino Effect by ideal fairytale reviews
Oneshot/drabble collection. A variety of stories focusing on our favourite couple. #04//Sacrificial Lamb: Sasuke smirked in triumph when he won the staring match. Then he realized a flying paint brush had come out of nowhere and knocked the dobe out.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A Series of Events by Kazerith reviews
suSaku. It started with Ino dragging her to a party. There she meets a conceited jerk, who just so happens to have a complex for saving ladies who have their car stolen. Yet, after their third meeting things start to get ridiculous.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,877 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Drarry Drabble by lovemebreathless reviews
Series of Harry/Draco drabble. Full of fluff, smut, and Drarry deliciousness :D Most WILL be rated M, but some may be T. SLASH! Don't like, don't read :P
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Punishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry makes a stupid wager against Malfoy and ends up paying the price. EXTREME MATURE ADULT CONTENT WARNING AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. This fic exploded my brain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,141 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 2,237 - Follows: 1,278 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Rescue Me Therapy by blankdreamer reviews
Sakura kissed Sasuke on the cheek, "Life is wonderful." She gave Ino chocolate, "You're beautiful." She gave Neji and Hinata a hug, "There is hope." She gave Naruto a smiley face sticker, "To be happy is a gift." She handed Tenten a clip, "Be who you are.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 86,058 - Reviews: 1909 - Favs: 1,430 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Meowz! I'm an Ex Nin! by Inkaide reviews
Akatsuki/Sakura Sakura's just about had it when she realised that in front of her, 9 fully naked men, who were used to be lovable kitties, gathered together in front of her, who was only wearing a bra and underwear. And they looked horny. Aw, crap.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,021 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
Angels on the Moon by sammy-sakura reviews
A series of SasuSaku oneshots. Some AU, some canon. Some OOC, some not. A tribute to all who keep the SasuSaku dream alive!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,081 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Adonis Wears Prada by Gabbeh reviews
/SxS/ Thou shall not fall in love with thy boss. One rule that she swore to follow. Simple, right? Well…not when her boss is Adonis in the flesh, complete with the cocky attitude that annoys her to death. But the more you hate, the more you love, right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Pink Day by angel puppeteer reviews
Rape has never been this good... Especially if it's Sakura and her teeth on your zipper. “I’ll unzip your fabulous pants with my teeth.” SasuSaku. CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,171 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Fridge Notes by luckystars135 reviews
...Please refrain from posting your notes on the fridge. I can hardly see the handle anymore." Lover's spats, pet names, annoyed arrancar, and a large dosage of insanity. Slight OOC-ness, I guess. Rated for safety.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Nnoitra G., T. Harribel
Anthology by Laura-chan reviews
Oneshots Collection -SasuSaku- Rating doesn't apply to every chapter: He had realized he had done the worst mistake of his life so far.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 86,019 - Reviews: 1821 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Slow me down by cha cha dancer reviews
The tips of his ears began to produce a red buttery glow to them, making the rest of his face burn harshly in turn. Sasuke Uchiha...was blushing. Ludacris, some people would call it. But they obviously didn't know who she was.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,848 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Stupidest Things Team Gai Have done by Ally1313 reviews
Team Gai has kept VERY busy over the timeskip. And I've been VERY busy writing about it. Insanity to no end. Don't read if you value your sanity. Chapter 22- Drabbles Galore! Don't sue me!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,003 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Gai M., Neji H.
In A New Light by diabolicalrat reviews
NaruHina. A sequel to A Different Perspective. ::Why is the ramen gone?:: A short series in which Naruto and Hinata feel a bit displaced.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto Wikipedia by RandomGrlFromVenus reviews
Naruto discovered Team 7's profiles on Wikipedia. What do Sasuke and Sakura do after he edits it... not a oneshot anymore
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Whipped by ohwhatsherface reviews
Various. The skirts and the dresses are nice, but these women wear the pants.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Snapshots by psalloacappella reviews
[Oneshots of Pregnant!Sakura][8:23][SasuSaku : SasuNaru friendship] “Y’ know, I thought since you were gonna be a dad, you would start being all responsible and stuff, and stop screwing around in public like rabbits in heat!”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,673 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Tomato Kiss by Maybe-please reviews
Tomato kisses the best kind around. Random drabbles and oneshot collections. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,712 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 2/22/2007 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Kissing Contest by brezoflower reviews
Sasuke and Sakura are both unwillingly thrust into the largest televised kissing contest in the city for charity. Hope someone brought the breath mints.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,493 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 11/3/2006 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
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Vampirs, Zombies and Wizards
Ever tried looking for a wizards vs. vampires fic? With a dash of zombies? Well ladies and gentlemen, look no further. After the war, vampires and dark wizards joined together to make a new dark army. And they have a secret weapon. Zombies. Harry, Draco and the rest of the 'eighth years' of Hogwarts now have to try and figure out how to defeat them without no one losing their live
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,707 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
School Rivals
The rivalry between our two favourite Konoha boys are getting enough for our favourite Sakura Haruno! Contains mild course language and sasusaku if you squint hard enough
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Sakura H.
MLIA oneshots
Today, somehow, my friend and I got the whole city bus to sing "wheels on the bus". Chapter one perspective in Sakura POV. AU, Multi-pairing. Major OOC on some characters.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Published: 4/30/2012
First snowfall reviews
I couldn't stand seeing them together. It hurt so much but I tried to convince myself it didn't. Besides, not everyone gets what they want. Second fic, first one-shot. Suigetsu/karin. possible fluff?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Karin U., Suigetsu H.
the shadows reviews
sakura haruno can see spirits and she could as long as she can remember. When she has the chance to help her childhood crush sasuke uchiha from a spirit, what does she do? better summary inside. first fanfiction
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,311 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Sakura H.