Author has written 4 stories for Young Justice, Bleach, and Naruto.
Likes: Anything sweet (especially CHOCOLATE), Pizza, Banana pancakes, nighttime, my BFFs, Anime, reading fantasy and such, Playing and composing on the guitar, music, Tae Kwon Doe, my computer, movies, Sleep,
Dislikes: Vegetables, pretty much all meat except chicken, School, siblings, waking up, Sunlight, bugs, rap, my enemies, the outdoors, the colors yellow orange and green
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Girls, copy and paste this on your profile
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
This is a true story.A girl died in 1933.A man buried her when she was still alive.The murder chanted,"Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her.Now that you have read the chant,you will meet this little girl.In the middle of the night she will be on your celing.She will sufficate you like she was sufficated.If you post this on your profile,she will not bother you.Your kindness will be rewarded.Lucillia.
Whoever said that nothing's impossible obviously hasn't tried slamming a revolving door.
Whoever said "Words don't hurt" obviously hasn't gotten a hard-back encyclopedia thrown at his head before.
When the going gets tough, kick whoever made it that way.
Behind every great man is a woman shaking her head and rolling her eyes.
When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you leap off a cliff, I laugh harder.
If you can't beat 'em, join'em. If you can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If you can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If you can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If you can't kill 'em, you’re screwed.
Rhetorical questions are persuasive, aren't they?
He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke at first.
Life is difficult. It's full of trials, sorrow and pain. However, if you fall down, just stand up straight, be confident and say... "WHICH IDIOT PUSHED ME?!"
Silence is gold. Duct tape is silver.
If you do it, you'll regret it. If you don't do it, you'll regret it. Either way, you're still gonna regret it, so why not just do it?
A mechanic once told someone, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
A drunken man once said this to a cop. "Here Officer, hold my beer while I find my license."
Ignorance killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Best friends for life! ...or at least 'till our next fight.
Isn't it funny how a heart shape is just two teardrops upside down?
I'm only smiling 'cos I have no idea what's going on.
Before Love, my heart was a black hole. After Love, I din't have a heart, I still dunno which is worse.
I'm sure someone in this world cares that you're alive... It just isn't me.
I looked up at the stars one night and thought, "Where the heck did my ceiling go?!"
People say life's short. I say I'm shorter.
As an older, more mature adult, your job is to...make fun of the little kids!
There are easier things in life than finding a good lover. Like nailing a Jell-O to a tree, for instance.
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you realize that you're on fire? Do you remember to stop, drop and roll? Or do you just start running around in circles, screaming, "I'M ON FIRE!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!"
I was never anyone's friend in the first place, therefore I can't be called a traitor.
If a safety pin, duct tape or a band-aid can't fix it, then you have a serious problem.
Give me a chance to shine and I will blind the world!
Three people can keep a secret if two are dead.
I'm gonna live forever!...Or die trying.
A man walked into a bar and said..."OUCH!!"
War doesn't determine who's right, it determines who's left.
Come to the dark side, we have cookies!
I went to the dark side. Yeah, they lied about the cookies.
Dear Dark Side, you may have the cookies, but we have the MILK!
I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We're on the same side now.
OMG! THE RAIN'S WET!
I'm not AD--Ooh, look, a butterfly!
ADOSH: Attention Deficit-Ohh Shiny Thing
I'm a dinosaur, so, like, rawr and stuff.
God made men first, then he had a better idea!
Nope, can't go to Hell. Satan still has that restraining order against me...
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Women are angels. When someone breaks our wings, we continue flying...on broomsticks.
Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan goes, "Oh, shit, she's up!"
I'm probably the coolest dork you'll ever meet.
I'm cute...now give me my cookies.
Boys in books are just...Better!
It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.
You couldn't handle me...even in your wildest dreams.
ADHD writer: Once upon a -- no...There was once a -- no...THE END! >.
P.M.S: Pissed At Men Syndrome
You know you're a geek when procrastination doesn't affect your grades.
I have nothing against God, it's his fan club I can't stand!
I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face.
Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is human’s way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.
I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking too good, either.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.
This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.
They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gunhelps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.
The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
If you die I'll find a way to bring you back and kill you myself
Normal people worry me
Those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do
Don't regret doing things, regret getting caught
Everyone in life has a purpose, even if its to serve as a BAD EXAMPLE
I reject your reality and substitute it with my own - Adam, Myth Busters
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
It's mind over matter I don't mind ‘cause you don't matter
I went insane and all I got was this stupid jacket
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back
Join the Dark side, We've got Cookies!
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
If talking to your self is the first sign of insanity, what’s sign two?
I only love two people and your not one of them
Heaven doesn’t want me, and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over.
Show me a sane man and I’ll cure him for you.
Thank you for visiting reality, come again, … Now entering your life, Welcome
I know a thousand ways to always say the wrong thing.
They say the truth will set you free, then, how come every time I say the truth I get sent to my room?
I’m already imagining duck tape over your mouth.
Until I was 13 I thought my name was shut up.
When you find yourself with out a friend in the world you know you have succeeded.
I’ve already won so shut up and bow before me.
I’m smarter, stronger, and older than you so show some respect.
I KNOW A SONG THAT GET’S ON EVREYBODYS NERVES, EVREYBODYS NERVES,EVERYBODYS NERVES…
I see stupid people and they don’t know they’re stupid.
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When life gives me lemons, I squirt lemon juice in life’s eyes.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice with them, then sit back and let the world wonder how in the seven hells you did it.
Don’t think of it as ditching school, think of it as a self approved field trip
When you fall, I'll laugh
When the world fall to chaos, you'll know I won
A friend will tell you he's not worth it. A best friend will call him and tell him he has 7 day's to live.
A friend will tell you he's not worth it. A best friend will walk up to him and say, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay.
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
Common sense is such a rarity in guys it’s a God-forsaken superpower.
I dare to be different. I like to be unique. ‘Cause I know I’m cool when people call me a freak!
Just when you thought you were the center of attention - I showed up!
You and your girls might turn heads, but Me and mine, we break their necks!
Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a Barbie doll.
When people you don’t even know hate you, you know you’re the best. That’s why I love my Haters.
I’m not done yet. Hell, I’m just getting started!
Imperfection Is Beauty. Madness is Genius. And it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely stupid.
I’m a wishful thinker with the worst intentions!
Love me or Hate me - either way I’m on your mind!
I rock your style just to make it hotter!
If God wanted me to fit in, He would have made me a clone.
I reject your reality and substitute it with my own!
"The difference between stupidity and genius, is that genius has it's limits."
Put this on your
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I CURSE, so I MUST have a small vocabulary
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
NARUTO SURVEY!!(NARUTO RULEZ!!)
1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? GAARA!!! Temari, Kankuro, Naruto (from shippuden the other one is just...weird)
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? NaruHina ShikaTema Nejiten
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or yuri fan? Yaoi and yuri
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? No, i want to but my parents are strictly anti-anime
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Absolutely nothing, but will be remedied soon :-D
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Yes, Gaara
7. NaruHina or KibaHina? SOO NaruHina I like KanKiba I mean i've seen it soo many times
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuSaku but as a last resort, she only deserves to be sortta happy maybe with Lee and she can learn to love him but she seriously needs to GET OVER THE JERK AND TRAITOR!!!! WAKE UP GIRL!!!
9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? S-E-V-E-N
10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) AHH, no
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? YEAH IT'S OBVIOUS!!!
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Sasori or Deidara, or Kakuzu or Hidan or Konan
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Anti
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? No working on it though
15. Have you read all the chapters so far? No
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? ...Yeah...
17. Sub or dub? So dub, the voice are so much better
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti she a prissy weakinging (emotionally)
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? funny
20. Do you even know who Tobi is? uhhhh DUH!!
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Ugly nerd oh yeah ugly nerd so ugly nerd
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Orochimaru hands down
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Weirdoooo
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Naruto cause he's like bipolar cause he can change from serious to crazy in an instant so he can't be OOC
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Yup thought not in a while, now I do Hetalia-axis powers which is hilarious!
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? no
27. Do you like lemons? ehh depend on the pairing
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? No they know NOTHING!!
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? No
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? No
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? huh uh
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? no
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' No
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? No, yes, maybe more than likely
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? no
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? NO
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? ah NOOOOOO!!!!!
38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. no, no account or anything
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? No
40. Do you have a Naruto OC? heck yeah
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Yup, CAUSE OBVIOUSLY NARUTO'S AWESOME!!!!
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all.
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If you could read that put it in your profile!
I don't care if you're gay or straight,everybody needs love.
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
Real Friend Rules
#1: When you fall down I'll laugh at you and beat the daylights out of whoever knocked you over.
#2: I will not hesitate to tell you when your cooking tastes like a run over skunk hyped up on mountain dew.
#3: No matter what you say, I am sticking you with the food bill. And don't forget that I eat A LOT.
#4: I will not hesitate to point out that you have a hole in your pants, especially in public.
#5: I will always find you a date for the prom, always.
#6: When you turn red I will know that something good has happened and will annoy you till you tell.
#7: When you smile I know you are planning something evil and that i must be a part of it.
#8: When you stop talking to me... I will find out why! Even if it is not legal.
#9: I will always be able to tell when you need a vacation and start packing for you.
#10: When i am mad, you will know...
#11: No matter what anyone else says and despite logic, I am not short and you will tell me I'm not... GOT IT??
#12: When the guy at McDonalds messes up your order of curly fries, I will be the first to yell at him... because I was going to ask to have some of them...
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. DON'T LIE GEE Z
Ballet from Aida -La Scala Orchestra
First day at school:
Freak the Freak Out -Victoria Justice
Falling in Love:
Closer -Joe Inoue
Down to the River to Pray -Alison krauss
Crush -David Archuleta
It's Still Rock n Roll to Me -Billy Joel
Lullabye for a Stormy Night Vienna Teng
R U Sure About That -ZOEgirl
Girl Next Door -Saving Jane
Galaxies -Owl City
Birth Of Child:
The Chosen Ones -Dream Evil
Bowling Ball -Superchick
Tshiacovsky: Nutcracker Suite 1, Op. 71A - Danse Arabe Allegretto
Concert for Violin in F Minor, Op. 8 No 4/RV 297 "L'Inverno": 2nd Movement
Butterfly 09 Smile DK
Pizzicati From Sylvia
One and Only Wish
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday
There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
My name is Ann and I am 45 years
What a great email it was!!
Just scroll down to the end, but
Go for it!
Congratulations! Your wish will
Now follow this carefully...it
If you repost this within the next 5 min.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, flyaway111, physics chick, CrazyNerdyFangirl, kiki1607, Cirruz The Night Elf, Noa Nee