Flak Monkey
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Joined 05-11-11, id: 2914650, Profile Updated: 05-11-11
Author has written 1 story for Halo.

Let's get a couple of things sorted out.

I'm the only nerdy lacrosse player in the state of Florida.

I'm a 15 year old with the vocabulary of a 40 year old and the maturity of an 8 year old.

The Red Hot Chili Peppers are the best band of all time.

Spaceballs is the best movie of all time.

I'm not athiest, I'm cynical.

I'll be writing mostly Halo and Ranger's Apprentice, maybe some Assassin's Creed and Guild Wars mixed in.

Whenever I review, I'll be honest while not coming across as a prick. Hopefully.

So yeah, have fun getting pissed off at me. Or reading my stories.

Either one works for me.

From Harvest to the Ark by TheAmateur reviews
The Human-Covenant War raged for twenty-seven years. Those who survived were not the best, but the luckiest.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 101 - Words: 408,555 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Complete
Faith reviews
A veteran of the Covenant War talks about religion. One-shot. Reviews are appreciated.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Master Chief/John-117, A. J. Johnson - Complete