Author has written 8 stories for One Piece, Ouran High School Host Club, and Katekyo Hitman Reborn!.
Hi! I'm Ultimate Anime Fan (formerly Ultra One Piece Fan) and I finally decided to make an account instead of just posting anonymous reviews. You can call me Ultra but I'd prefer Anna. I love comedy and humor but a little of everything doesn't hurt. From the Philippines and proud of it! I'm a bit of a grammar nazi so I don't really like stories that don't use spaces, capslock and spelling properly.
Anime/manga I'm currently into:
1. One Piece (duh)
2. Fairy Tail (magic and adventure in one)
3. Beelzebub (I like delinquents)
4. Ouran High School Host Club (it's practically a harem)
5. Eyeshield 21 (my favorite sport)
6. Katekyo Hitman Reborn (mafia is cool)
7. Sket Dance (seriously, read it or watch it)
One Piece -
Monkey D. Luffy
Portgas D. Ace
Fairy Tail -
Tatsuya Himekawa (the one with the hair down)
Ouran High School Host Club -
Eyeshield 21 -
Gen Takekura (Musashi)
Shien Mushanokoji (Kid)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn -
Sket Dance -
Fujisaki Yusuke (Bossun)
Onizuka Hime (Onihime)
Usui Kazuyoshi (Switch)
Pairings I like:
MoriXYAOI (only if well-written)
Pairings I don't mind:
Take Time To Read Each Sentence
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of ever line (HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny)
20 Things to do at Wal-Mart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.
18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.
19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.
20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.
Pick 10 characters from One Piece and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like.
3. Roronoa Zoro
5. Nico Robin
7. Monkey D. Luffy
9. Tony Tony Chopper
1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
You ran out of cola?
Number 2 asked you to go out with them?
I'm sorry but I don't have a thing for long noses
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
nosebleed at the sight of him*
4 announced they’re going to marry 9 tomorrow?
That's just WRONG!!!
5 cooked you dinner?
6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
He's so hot when sleeping ^^b (if you look past that perverted look on his face and the drool)
7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
8 got into the hospital somehow?
She's probably faking it to get some charity
9 made fun of your friends?
I don't think he can even make fun of anyone
10 ignored you all the time?
Well, he hasn't been involved in any of this so far
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Beat them up in a SUPER way
You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
I don't think he'll even care
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?
He'll probably ask me if I seriously wanna marry a skeleton
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Make me laugh with his silly antics (even if he doesn't intend to)
You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?
Tell me that she'll increase my debt if I don't stop slamming doors shut
You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?
Cheers for me
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
coughs* Excuse me?
2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
That is so WRONG!!!
You're dating number 3 and introduce them to your parents. Will they get along?
Yes because my parents will think he's cool ^
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
STOP TRYING TO TAKE CHOPPER'S INNOCENCE!!!
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Never gonna happen
6 appears to be a player, he/she breaks many hearts. What do you do?
I'm... not surprised
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
He probably thinks it's cool
Number 8 thinks he'll/she'll never get a girlfriend/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Is it because you can't find somebody rich and handsome at the same time?
Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?
How could I refuse such an adorable creature? ^^
10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?
As long as people don't get tired of a skeleton mascot
1 offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it?
2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?
I'm pretty sure she doesn't care
3 told 6 she started her period.
Zoro will never hear the end of it
4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 8.
5 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do?
He'll probably give Robin a strange look before forgetting about it
6 got high.
7 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?
Maybe red would have been a better choice
8 reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about?
I'm not paying her enough
9 can't stand 1, so how do they get their revenge when he spills Soda all over them?
Um... Chopper isn't evil
10 starts working at a bar.
He gets fired immediately for asking the women for their panties
2 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 7.
That is so WRONG!!!
Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with them?
I'll make sure he doesn't get lost
4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?
5 is having a birthday party and she picks a theme. What is it?
6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?
Which women are SUPER
10 stalks 9 home. 7 sees this. What does he do?
He'll ask Brook if he can join
8 buys a computer. What is the first thing he does on it?
Sells cheap items for very high prices on eBay
Number your 12 fave Katekyo Hitman Reborn! characters (in no particular order) and answer the questions!
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Adult!Reborn/Xanxus? Now THAT would be interesting but sadly no
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Yamamoto is nosebleed-worthy
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Hibari got TYL!Colonello pregnant? Wait, Hibari was on TOP?!
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Adult!Skull? Sadly only a handful write stuff about him
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Mukuro and Adult!Reborn? *nosebleed*
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Gokudera/Adult!Skull or Gokudera/Spanner? Both would be very interesting but I've got to say the first
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Dino walks in on Mukuro and Hibari?! He would probably faint at the sight of yummy 6918
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.
TYL!Lambo/Spanner: Spanner teaches Lambo how to properly take care of his bazooka. But Lambo forgets so he teaches him again... and again... and again. Seriously, can't that stupid cow confess already?!
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Dino/Hibari: A Horse Carrying A Skylark
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
If it's Yamamoto/Tsuna, it would be a simple drunk on Christmas Eve plot
12) Does anyone of your friends read Three het?
TYL!Lambo? I don't think so
13) Does anyone of your friends write or draw Eleven?
None of my friends can draw
14) Would anyone of your friends write Two/Four/Five?
Mukuro/Yamamoto/Gokudera? Sadly, none of my friends like yaoi
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (Joking! I don't know really)
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Adult!Colonello song-fic? I would choose "I'll Make A Man Out Of You" (Mulan) since he did train Ryohei
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Tsuna/Adult!Reborn/Hibari: BEWARE OF THE CRACK!
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Spanner to use on Mukuro? That's a hard one. How about "Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!"
19) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?
"Tsuna and Skull are in a happy relationship until Skull suddenly runs off with Yamamoto. Tsuna, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Spanner and a brief unhappy affair with Hibari, then follows the wise advice of Gokudera and finds true love with Mukuro."
Title: See Past The Illusions, Fall In Love With The Illusionist
Title too long, I know
7 reasons not to mess with kids
Reason 1 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.” The teacher asked, ” What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”.
Reason 2 A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.” The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.” Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.”
Reason 3 A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year old After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, “Thou shall not kill.”
Reason 4 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?” Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.” The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, “Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?”
Reason 5 The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, he’s a doctor.’ A small voice at the back of the room rang out,”And there’s the teacher, she’s dead. ”
Reason 6 A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, “Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face..” “Yes,” the class said. “Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?” A little fellow shouted, “Cause your feet ain’t empty.”
Reason 7 The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want - God is watching the apples.
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