The Deranged Assassin
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Joined 11-08-02, id: 291649
Author has written 3 stories for Hamtaro, and Cat Returns.

BAM!

I'm back, I'm bold! Maybe even beautiful! Okay, let's stop quoting the Sailor Moon dub, as it is evil.
Anyways.

Welcome to my profile!

I am the Deranged Assassin. Like the name says, I am Deranged, and...An Assassin.
Wow. That surprised ya, didn't it?

Anyways, I write rather sporratically, so getting any kind of normal update schedule from me is very hard. But I'm gonna try to get into the works of things right now, and I'm going to start up writing again. (My history class giving me LOTS of time to write...Heh.)

I am known as the master of odd ships, and lover of all men shunned in their respective fandoms. AKA, those who never, ever get the girl. Points in case: Commodore Norrington, Dryden Fassa, Hotohori, the Duke, and the list goes on and on...

I'm also infamous for liking the older guys, like Commodore Norrington (basically anyone played by Jack Davenport), Severus Snape (basically anyone played by Alan Rickman), Lucius Malfoy (basically anyone played by Jason Isaacs), and the list goes on...Seeing a pattern?

Anyways. Enough blabbering from me...

coughs

Carry on.

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Interlude by Elena Chamberlain reviews
Enraged after a meeting, Kunzite went to Minako to let off some steam, but little did he know their interlude would spin off a series of events that were more than he had hoped for. MinaKunz, and everyone else gets a cameo!
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,032 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 2/18/2004 - Kunzite/Malachite, Minako A./Mina/Sailor Venus
The Debt To Be Repaid by Lady Sikerra reviews
Just because Barbossa's own debt has consumed his life doesn't mean he'll forget about the ones still owed him...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 44,536 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
All's Fair in Love and War by Anja Hoyl reviews
I:The story of Princess Serenity and Prince Endymion is legendary. However, there is a deeper story, her mother's past. No one really knows what happened to Serenity's father, or so it seems.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 142,942 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/9/2006 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Complete
After The Storm Part 2 : With Arms Wide Open by Yamchas Big Pants reviews
Dryden X Milerna Chapter 7 - Milerna has something important to tell Dryden, but so does Allen.
Escaflowne - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,982 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/1/2005 - Published: 9/23/2002 - Dryden F., Millerna A.
A White Mask by Csillan.Rose reviews
COMPLETE! What would have happened if Raoul had never existed? A retelling of The Phantom of the Opera...without Raoul. Note: this isn't a 'no plot' telling. There are many problems to overcome. Please read. EC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 63,642 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/13/2005 - Published: 10/17/2004 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Angel 2 by Draven Star reviews
The Rebellion is forming. Amidala Vader is pregnant, and trying to make Darth Vader, her husband, love her.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,334 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/11/2004 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Darth Vader - Complete
By The Way They Dance by Aurinko reviews
The night of Minerva McGonagall’s graduation ball, a few truths come to light. ADMM songficchallenge response. Pure fluff. [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Solace by f U n N i E b O n E s 2K reviews
Complete // Quatre POV // QWxDC // A broken hearted Dorothy finds comfort in Quatre.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,692 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/1/2003 - Published: 5/23/2003 - Dorothy C., Quatre W. - Complete
Destined to Love by Emerald7 reviews
825: To my readers: Please read the author's note! And no, I'm not discontinuing the story!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,275 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/6/2003 - Published: 3/21/2003 - Bulma, Vegeta
Dark Angel by Tap-Chan reviews
He was of a dark, ancient and nameless race on the verge of extinction, she was a mortal thriving on the beauty of the world...meeting on a night of horror, they would weave a web of desire and passion more fulfilling than anything in the world...
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,358 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/26/2003 - Published: 5/17/2002 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon - Complete
Crimson Shards of Glass by Marlaina Shade reviews
~COMPLETE~ Quite a serious fic, pairings 1XR, 2XH, 6X9 and 4XD. In a world where living is the order of the day, eight young people fight to survive while battling with their own emotions about life, death, fear and, most of all, each other.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,804 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 4/22/2003 - Published: 4/16/2002 - Complete
Dark Obsession by Violet Goddess reviews
a dark fic. usagi has a meeting with mamoru and sparks fly. rated for sexual content and violence. r/r! usa/mamoru
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,545 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/5/2002 - Published: 3/29/2002
Beginnings by Serena B reviews
Can Millerna ever come to love Dryden? A side-story to Finding Her Roots. Please read and review.
Escaflowne - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,119 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/9/2002
L'Amour by DianaLecter reviews
Clarice confronts some of her deepest fears of her relationship with Dr. Hannibal Lecter. Set after Chapter 101 of the 'Hannibal' novel. Follows cannon.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,930 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2002
Sins of the Fathers by nariya reviews
Now complete! An epic tale of romance and intrigue, of loves lost and found, centring on Folken's dealings with Asturia, and spanning 12 years of Gaean history. NOTE: Now R-rated for sex and language
Escaflowne - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 47,565 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/23/2001 - Published: 6/7/2001 - Complete
The Malfoys: Lucius by Normandie M reviews
Lucius' POV. You should read Narcissa's POV before this one. Even more angst and lots of misery on Lucius' part. R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/3/2001
The Malfoys: Narcissa by Normandie M reviews
A pregnant Narcissa Malfoy reflects on her life with Lucius and wonders about the future. Lots of Angst. R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2001
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Hearts of a Different Kind reviews
Love can transcend Life, Death, Time, Space and...Specie? Some things just break all the rules, Haru and Baron just being one of them. What happens when some greater force decides to remove all barriers that prevent them being together?
Cat Returns - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,533 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/25/2005 - Published: 4/21/2005
The Best Birthday Present Ever reviews
A couple that I think has not been written about yet.
Hamtaro - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/14/2002
The insane trial of Boss the HamHam reviews
*WARNING* Caffine was a great factor in making this story. You have been warned. Carry on at your own risk. Be afraid. Be very afraid
Hamtaro - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/12/2002
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