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Author has written 19 stories for Silmarillion, Lord of the Rings, and Musketeers.
Some things about me:
'Lia Whyteleafe' is the name of the central character in a story I'm currently writing. It's not fanfiction, so you won't find it up here.
One day in 2011, I picked up 'The Silmarillion' ...and just fell completely in love. Since then, I've been immersing myself in Tolkien's world. I've come to love a lot of the characters - I've even cried for some of them (particularly Maedhros and Maglor). Which is why I love stories that have Maglor making it back to Valinor! So I've written one myself. Hope you like it!
I am pretty much obsessed with dragons (the nice kind, not the evil ones like Smaug). Call it a Celtic heritage. I also like the Raving Rabbids - they're just too cute!
I'm very sorry for lack of updates in my stories. I have a lot of things going on at the moment, and story-writing (fan-fiction and otherwise) isn't going as well as I would like. I'm still here, and I don't plan on going anywhere. There will be updates at some point, I promise.
This is a story about God that I honestly believe, though it did not happen to me.
Body: DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD
HE PULLS OUT A GUN
THE LITTLE GIRL SITS
SHE WALKS INTO THE
GIRL: HOW DID THAT MAN GET OFF OF THAT?
TEACHER: HE DIDN'T.
GIRL: YES HE DID.
TEACHER: NO HE DIDN'T.
GIRL: YES HE DID HE ALWAYS SAT NEXT TO
YOU READ THIS BECAUSE IT SAID FIGHT,
If you believe in Jesus Christ, copy and paste this on your profile.
The 11th Doctor: Sorry. Checking all the water in this area. There's an escaped fish.
Mac Taylor (CSI NY): You're under arrest for the murder of Derek James and Lauren Salinas, kidnapping and attempted murder of a crime scene investigator, armed robbery, grand theft auto, assault and battery. But most of all, for pissing me off.
The 11th Doctor: Hello. I'm the Doctor. Basically...run.
Blackadder: Honestly, Baldrick, sometimes I feel like a pelican. Whichever way I turn, I've still got an enormous bill in front of me.
The 10th Doctor: This is my timey-wimey detector. Goes ding when there's stuff. Also, it can boil an egg at thirty paces...whether you want it to or not, actually. I've learned to stay away from hens. It's not pretty when they blow.
Bart Simpson: I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything.
Rizzo the Rat: Hey, hey, hey, hey! Light the lamp, not the rat! Light the lamp, NOT THE RAT!
From the film 'Bruce Almighty': "The gloves are off, God. God has taken my bird and my bush. God is a mean kid with a magnifying glass. Smite me, O mighty smiter." Now, I'm not much for blaspheming, but that last one made me laugh.
The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater. From J.R.R. Tolkien's The Fellowship of the Ring
...it seemed to him that he looked suddenly into the heart of an enemy and saw there love and understanding. From J.R.R. Tolkien's The Fellowship of the Ring
"I love you, if only because of the pains you have cost me, which I shall never forget." From J.R.R. Tolkien's The Return of the King