XRomanoHetaliaX
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Joined 05-12-11, id: 2917007, Profile Updated: 03-24-14
Author has written 4 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Kuroshitsuji, and Warriors.

Hello Awesome Children!

Info about XRomanoHetaliaX:

Name: Just call me Roma. Seriously. It's habit to be called that.

Age: 15

Gender: Female, single, and a Pansexual

Interests: Anime and Manga, reading, music in different languages, Christmas, HOMESTUCK. And that's about it. :D

Hobbies: Playing the viola, singing, reading, reading manga, watching anime, writing/typing, and playing on Fanfiction.net

Animes I've watched: Hetalia Axis Powers/World Series, Inu-Yasha, Angelic Layer, Bleach, Death Note, D.N. Angel, Cardfight Vangaurd!, Wolf's Rain, Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Gravitation, Sword Art Online (there are more I just can't think of them)

Mangas I've Read: Anima, Fruits Basket, After School Nightmare, Kingdom Hearts, Ghost Hunt, all of the Animes stated above. (all I can think of at the moment)

Favorite Anime: Sword Art Online

Favorite Manga: Sword Art Online

Favorite Book(s): The Warriors Series and the two Percy Jackson series

Other: I love Homestuck and everything about it, and I HAVE SURVIVED ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 2!!!!!! *Currently at the Update*

Previous Pen Names: Cleanerjadzia, Canadianhetalia, XRomanoHetaliaX, Death-Angel-Dark, XRomanoHetaliaX(again), Webstream of DawnClan, XRomanoHetaliaX(AGAIN!)


Random Characters I act like:

From Hetalia:

N. Italy: I can be crazy at times, I'll try to sneak some of the wine out of the fridge sometimes, but I always get caught before I can open the bottle. I love "PASTAAA"

Romano: Yeah, I cuss, and I do it for fun. I have developed a love for tomatoes and Spanish people after adopting his ways.

Russia: I sometimes think about killing people and the end of the world and... many other disturbing things.

France: Do you know how much of a pervert I am?

Canada: In public I am overly shy and I will refuse to talk. When I do, though, I get stared through and forgotten.

From Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji:

Ciel Phantomhive: I can be quite emotionless if I wish to be.

Sebastian Michaelis: *smirks mischievously then steals your soul* I've been called a demon before. And I tend to bite... people... hehe... They taste good. *becomes distracted* Oh look at cat *goes to pet it*

Alois Trancy: Because he is awesome and licks people. Same as me.

From PJatO:

Annabeth: I wouldn't say I'm wise. But I'm smart compared to a lot of kids.

Nico: Well...I love the dark, being alone, being stubborn, holding grudges, and raising the dead and shadow travel would be my powers of choice.


Random Pairings I like:

From Hetalia:

N. ItalyXGermany

S. Italy/RomanoXSpain

EnglandXFrance

CanadaXRussia

CanadaXPrussia

PrussiaXRussia

PrussiaXHungary

DenmarkXNorway

SwedenXFinland

From Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji:

SabastianXCiel

SebastianXGrell

WillXGrell

From Percy Jackson and the Olympians/Heros of Olympus:

PercyXNico(OTP of all time)

AnnabethXThalia

ThaliaXLuke

PercyXLuke

Those are my favorites!


Random Things Shall Follow: ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK

# *H* # put this

# *E* # on your page

# *T* # if you

# *A* # are obsessed

# *L* # with

# * I* # HETALIA!

# *A* #

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Would read then ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!!

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile

You know you live in 2010 when...(Isn't it 2013 now?)

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

10. You were too busy to notice number five.

11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

13. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: the fear of long words. Now what SmartAss came up with that? If you think that is really funny, but can't pronounce it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your reading fanfics when your supposed to be studying for a major test the next day, and telling your parents your studying, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have an exceedingly long profile because of copy/paste items, copy this into your profile to make it even longer.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.(obviously)

If Orlando Bloom said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing your ass off.

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Cool huh ?? If yuo can raed tihs tehn put it on yuor porifle !!

COMMON SENSE: Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.

I am the kid that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the kid that people look through when I say something. I am the kid that spends most of there free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the kid that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the kid that doesn't spend all there time on MySpace, or talking to a friend nonstop on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the kid that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the kid that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the kid who knows and is proud to be who they are, doesn’t care if people call me weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express themself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a bf/gf to complete him/her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account

Signs you might be afflicted with the condition known as WRITER.

1. You would rather talk to the voices in your head than the person sitting next to you. (Yeah...AND?)

2. Some of the letters on your keyboard are completely worn off. (no... I write more than I type)

3. You would rather write than go out. (kolkolkol)

4. Your/you're and their/there/they're are errors that send you into an apoplectic fit. (oh heck yeah)

5. You get cranky if you don't get to write. (you bet)

6. You've ever said,"The voices are getting louder; I must go write." (Yeah)

7. When talking to others, you mentally edit their dialogue and compose tags and beats. (no, not really, unless its on paper)

8. You've heard/seen something, and thought, I need to write that down. (Yeah. It works with pictures too...)

9. You've ever written a scene, synopsis, outline, or character sketch on a restaurant napkin..and it wasn't a paper napkin. (Uh, maybe.)

10. You wake up in the middle of the night and scrabble for a pen and paper you keep next to your bed to write down a scene to make the voices be quiet so you can get some sleep.(Not yet...)

11. You end an argument by saying,"Oh,wait, I have to write this down-this is the perfect conflict for my characters! Now, repeat what you just yelled." (no...)

12. Getting the scene finished is more important than coffee, the bathroom, or food. (Nomally, I hate coffee though.)

13. You have a momentary reality lapse and mention your characters' situation as a prayer in Sunday school. (no...)

14. A blank wall becomes the screen where the scene you're writing takes place right in front of your eyes. (I can look at the teacher and it sill happens, dives me nuts)

15. The easiest way for you to deal with conflict is to go home and write it in your story. (yeah... I also draw or listen to music..)

16. You purposely eavesdrop in public. (No... well... maybe...)

17. At parties, your method of making conversation is to discover people in the room with interesting occupations (preferably your hero or heroine's)so you can conduct research. (No one likes me... so no)

18. You listen to the writer's commentary on every DVD so that you can analyze his/her writing process. (only if I am truly bored)

19. You have a favorite line from every movie you've seen. (maybe)

20. You can't write because you're mad at one of your characters. (Uh no, I actually like killing my chara and making them sad, or making them do something obnoxious and what not)

21. You argue with said character. (maybe)

22. You drive three hours to a city where you don't know anyone, spend another three hours driving around the city, then drive three hours home and decide NOT to set your story there. (I can't drive)

23. You have a folder on your computer labeled "Ideas." Some of the files within this folder have only one or two words or sentences and while they made perfect sense years ago, between the software changes in that period of time garbling half the words and your own faulty memory, you have no idea what it means or where you're going with it. But you keep it anyway because you never know, you might remember it eventually. (Its in my note book... I mean really, what am I going to do with "tomatoes"?)

24. You start to laugh out loud in public at what something your character might say. (Yeah, especially at cons...)

25. At school, you secretly look forward to writing English papers. (only the fiction/sci-fi ones... other than that... die English teacher))

26. When you talk to someone, you constantly correct their bad grammar. (not all the time, has to be someone I know really well and they understand me.)

27. Even though you try your hardest to resist, you often correct your own grammar on IM. (Yes!!! U r awesome. *growl* its You are*!!!)

28. You talk to youself constantly. (Yeah...)

29. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself too much. (And what if I do?)

30. Your family/friends have come to the ignore the habit of your talking to yourself. (They have...)

31. You've apologized out loud to a character after doing something horrible to them. (Nope! [I'm so heartless. kolkolkol])

If your in love with a fictional character copy and paste this to your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile..

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you've ever pulled on a door that said push or vise versa, copy and paste this into you profile.

If you consider your family strange, but love them anyway, put this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever had a conversation with someone else in your head, then suddenly started talking to them out loud, copy and paste this into your profile.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

Instructions: Put your ipod or music player on shuffle and the song that pops up is the answer to each question:

What song describes me?

All I ever wanted (Uh... I don't even like anyone...)

What will my life be like?

Call my name. (That has nothing to do with me...)

What do my friends really think of me?

If you don't mean it. (what?)

Do people secretly lust after me?

Secret Combination. (How does that? I'll just stop there...)

How can I make myself happy?

All around the world. (Um...)

What should I do with my life?

My Best Friend's Hot. (Whaaaaa??[My best friend is a girl... and so am I])

What is some good advice for me?

What's my Age Again? (How is that good advice?)

How will I be remembered?

Every Time We Touch. (Uh ok...)

What is my signature dancing song?

I won't say I'm in Love. (how?)

What is my current theme song?

Your Love is my Drug. (Um... HELP!)

What does everyone else think my current theme song should be?

Leave Me AloneI'm Lonely (How? Is that my theme song?)

What song will play at my funeral?

Dark Marukaite Chikyuu (When did I put that on my iPod? But it works and is quite creepy..)

What type of men/women do I like?

Do You Know What it Feels Like. (Um...)

What is my day going to be like?

I Wanna Know You (Doubt it. I'm going to stay inside all day, thanks)

What will tomorrow bring?

Solo tú[Only you] (Um... alright...)

(That made absolutely no sense)


Don't read this!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota Balcu,"as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.


Put this on your wall if you hate sterotypes, and put in bold the ones you are.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'M A GUY AND I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. (Does Pan count for this one?)
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I like ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (It really does taste good though...)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. [Part Swedish]
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (No, I am a tree)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.


YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter
You love the Star Wars Movies.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 18

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors.
You hate wearing the colour black
You like hanging out at the shopping center.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of everything

TOTAL: 3

I'm genetically a female, so what? *laughs*


Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow for Roscoe, our hunting dog, and was standing in line at Wal-Mart getting ready to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. First thing I thought was "where's your sign lady" but decided to go with it...SO...On impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Weight Loss Diet again.

I said I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital the last time. But that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is; you load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry, and that the food is nutritionally complete... so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story to say the least.

Totally horrified, the lady asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.

I told her no, I had stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's rear end and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.

She got upset. Made a complaint. WAL-MART asked me not to shop there anymore. It was worth it


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I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant.

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.

We will now upgrade your brain, please wait... searching... searching... still searching... sorry. No brain found.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

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THIS IS HOW WEIRDOS MAKE FRIENDS

People think weirdos can't make friends. Well, they're wrong.

Usually one weird person will find another weird person and those two will engulf themselves in mutual weirdness and we call those people our friends! =)

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You say BABY PINK
I say MIDNIGHT BLACK
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say ... Who?
You say ZAC EFRON
I say HOMESTUCK
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I say COUNTRY
You say I'm WEIRD
I say YES

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The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

1)

Quick! Write down your twelve favorite cats from warriors with no particular order!

1. Squirrelflight

2. Firestar

3. Sandstorm

4. Greystripe

5. Brambleclaw

6. Crowfeather

7. Tigerheart

8. Leafpool

9. Feathertail

10. Lionblaze

11. Jayfeather

12. Breezepelt

2)What would you think about a name with 1's beginning and 4's ending?

Squirrelstripe, I don't know, It's kinda out there...

3)Would you consider naming a cat in your story 2's first name and 3's last name?

Firestorm, yes, I like that name

4)Would you make fun of a cat named (5's first name & 2's last name)?

Starfire if it was a loner, no, if It was a Clan cat... I don't think "star" is allowed as a first name.

5)What genre would a story be with a cat named (1's first name & 5's last name) as the main character?

Squrrielclaw, adventure

6)What would you name a story with (2's last name &1's last name) and (3's first name & 5's first name)?

Starflight and Sandbramble... weird names, first of all, so... Flight of the Bramble. Or something of the sort.

7)Write a prophecy meaning (1's last name and 3's first name) will save the Clan from dogs?

Flightsand(Sandflight) Sand will fly and save the clan from destruction and pain

8)What would (4's last name and 2's last name) look like?

Stripestar, A large gray and brown striped tom, amber eyes.

9)What can you tell about (3's first name and 1's first name) just from their name?

Sandsquirrel(Squirrelsand) Fluffy, sandy colored she-cat that is normally calm but is courageous.

10)Could you see 5 and 3 as a pairing?

Brambleclaw and Sandstorm... no, Sandstorm is a lot older and already has a mate.

11)If 9 was looking for a mate, would they choose 6 or 4?

If Feathertail was looking for a mate would she choose Crowfeather or Greystripe...

Crowfeather obviously.

12)Could you see 1 and 10 fighting over 7?

Squirrelflight and Lionblaze fighting over Tigerheart.

Not really.

13)Think of a plot for a love story involving 2 and 8.

Firestar and Leafpool... Um no, they are father/daughter.

14)What would happen if 7 walked in on 5 and 10 making out?

Tigerheart walked in on Brambleclaw and Lionblaze making out

Tigerheart: Brambleclaw? Why are you kissing your some-what son?

Brambleclaw: The sentence told us to.

Lionblaze: Why are you on Thunderclan territory anyway?

Tigerheart: Um... *Runs away, back to ShadowClan*

15)Would 4 rather make out with 8 or slap 3?

Greystripe makes out with Leafpool or slaps Sandstorm... Make out with a medicine cat or slap an easily angered, grumpy she-cat?

Go for Leafpool

16)Has there ever been a fanfic about 1 and 2

Squirrelflight and Firestar, um probably not...

17)What would kits between 6 and 8 look like?

Crowfeather and Leafpool, hmm... I don't know, how about Lionblaze, Hollyleaf, and Jayfeather?

18)What is a pickup line would 4 use on 7?

Greystripe and Tigerheart

Greystripe: Are you always of ThunderClan territory?

Tigerheart: um... I guess I am...

19)If 3 and 6 got in a fight, who would 8 side with?

If Sandstorm and Crowfeather fighting... Leafpool would side with Crowfeather, old love, right?

20)Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfiction before?

Crowfeather/Jayfeather. No, I don't believe so

21)Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

Greystripe... Not really

22)What would happen if 12 and 8 started going out?

Leafpool and Breezepelt... Breezepelt, you have maggots in your brain, and Leafpool, you went after your old mate's kit why?

23)Do you recall any fics about 9?

Feathertail... Haven't read any yet but I'm pretty sure they exist

24)Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Firestar and Crowfeather, really? No way.

25)5/9 or 5/10?

BrambleclawXFeathertail or BrambleclawXLionblaze? BrambleXFeather

26)What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 8 kissing?

Tigerheart walked in on Firestar and Leafpool kissing...

Tigerheart: Firestar, what the heck are you doing?

Firestar: And you are in my camp why?

Tigerheart: *runs away*

27)Make up a summary of a 3/10 fanfic.

Sandstorm and Lionblaze

Family problems anyone? Find out how the two kin help eachother.

28)Is there any thing as 1/8 fluff?

SquirrelflightXLeafpool um since they are sisters, maybe

29)Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic?

Tigerheart and Breezepelt

Toms with the same problems.

30)What might 10 scream at a great moment of passion?

Lionblaze

"Attack" I think.

31)If you wrote a songfic about 8, what song would you use?

I don't know, Leafpool was technically a traitor, so maybe somthing like that.

32)If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?

Squirrelflight/Crowfeather/Breezepelt

Warning: May contain cussing and SquirrelXCrow

What else do you want?

33)What would be a good pick up line for 10 to use on 2?

Lionblaze and Firestar

Lionblaze: This is awkward...

34)1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 12, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 2!

Squirrelflight and Leafpool are in a happy relationship until Brambleclaw runs off with Feathertail. After Leafpool dumps Squirrelflight for Breezepelt, Croawfeather gets upset and retaliates by dating Breezepelt. Alone and broken-hearted, Squirrelflight travels in search of a friend. Finally, Squirrelflight meets Greystripe and Tigerheart. The three loners meet Lionblaze, who tells each of them to look for love. Greystripe finds Sandstorm, Tigerheart gets Crowfeather, but now Squirrelflight is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Crowfeather and Firestar!

35)What would be a good title for this?

HELP!

36)What would the genre(s) be?

Hurt/comfort/romance

37)The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with 1!

Me and Squirrelflight...

um... no thanks.

North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)

(X) You were bullied a lot in your childhood
( ) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
( ) You're very happy-go-lucky
( ) You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
( ) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
( ) You're a good artist
(X)You can be clumsy
(X) You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
( ) If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
( ) You would surrender in a war situation.

(3/10) for North Italy

South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)

(X) You love tomatoes
(X) You tend to say "goddamn" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot (sailor's mouth...)
(X) You tend to get irritated easily
( ) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out
(X) You hate French people
(X) You rely on people a lot
( ) You would surrender in a war situation
( ) You often feel like people are after your inheritance
(X) You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning

(6/10) for South Italy

Germany (Ludwig)

( ) You're very stoic and serious
( ) Sausages are your favourite foods.
( ) You like to walk dogs/your dog
( ) Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
( ) You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T
(X) You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
( ) You work very hard, too hard...
(X) Your alone time is your 'happy time'
(X) You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
(X) You've had issues with money once or twice

(4/10) for Germany

Japan (Kiku Honda)

(X) You're very mature
(X)You think everything over before saying it.
(X) You believe in ghosts but aren't fazed by the experience when you see one
(X) You isolated yourself during childhood
( ) You became very successful in a short amount of time
(X) You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
(X) You can seem cold/aloof to other people
( ) You're good at practical tasks
(X) You need time to adjust to new people

(7/10) for Japan

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

( ) You love hamburgers
( ) You think you're awesome
( ) You love to invent things
( ) You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
( )You can seem to be very brash to other people
( ) You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
( ) You're terrified of ghosts
( ) You know aliens exist
( ) You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
(X) You wear glasses

(1/10) for America

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

(X) You like tea
( ) You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
(X)You're very sarcastic and cynical
(X) Your cooking is awful
(X) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
(X)...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
(X) You have tried doing black magic before
( ) You get drunk quite easily.
( ) When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
( ) You're good at embroidery

(6/10) for UK

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

(X) You're very *erm* affectionate
( ) You think you have a great fashion sense
( ) You like wine
( ) You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
( ) You love red roses
(X) When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
( ) You're very proud of yourself (exceedingly so)
( ) You love culture and the arts
( ) You're very flamboyant
( ) You say you're a gourmet

(2/10) for France

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

(X) You had a very sad childhood.
( ) You're very tall
(X) You have a tendency to switch between personalities
( ) You wear a scarf all the time
(X) You love sunflowers
( )You love vodka
(X) You can seem intimidating to other people
(X) You're very strong
( ) You have a big nose
(X) You have a strange laugh that can scare people

(6/10) for Russia

China (Wong Yao)

(X) You're very mature
( ) You're very superstitious
( ) You're very religious
( ) You love pandas
( ) You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
( ) You love Hello Kitty
( ) You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
( ) You work hard
(X) You're good at drawing
(X) You like sweets

(3/10) for China

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

( ) You are very well-raised
( ) You're polite
( ) You love classical music
(X) You like cake
( ) You have a mole on your face
(X) You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
(X) You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
( ) You've composed music before
(X) You tend to call people 'morons'
(X) You wear glasses

(5/10) for Austria

Canada (Matthew Williams)

(X) You're often ignored by people
(X) You look younger than you actually are
( ) You love hockey
(X) You love polar bears
(/) You hate fighting
( )You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
( ) You often get mistaken for someone else
(X) You feel under-appreciated
(X) You're bilingual [Ironically the second language I'm learning is French]
( ) You always carry a bear with you

(5.5/10) for Canada

Cuba

( ) You smoke
( ) You're very physically strong
( ) You've won a lot of fist-fights
( ) In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
(X) You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
( ) You like hot weather
(X) You can be very friendly from time to time
( )You look very tough on the outside
( ) You make a very nice role-model
( ) You don't let people get a word in edgeways

(2/10) for Cuba

Hungary (Elizebeta Hédeváry)

(X) You have a potty-mouth
( )You like to wear flowers in your hair
( ) You used to be a very tough kid
( ) You're very reliable
(X) It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
( ) You're very motherly
( ) Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very impolite
(X) You and your best friend are an odd couple.
(X) You are graceful one moment and crazy the next
(X) If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

(5/10) for Hungary

Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)

( ) You're quite mean-spirited
( ) You're a bit of a hooligan
(X) You're very loyal
( ) You're very good at tactics
( ) You hate Russia
( ) You love to fight people
(X) You can avoid being dependent on someone quite well
(X) You're not always taken seriously
( )You like drinking
(X) You want to become stronger

(4/10) for Prussia

So I'm Japan. Tied for Second and Third are England and Russia. Fantastic. >.>

Write down your twelve favorite characters from Hetalia in no particular order! Don't look at the questions below

1. Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)

2. Canada (Matthew Williams)

3. Romano (Lovino Vargas)

4. Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

5. America (Alfred F. Jones)

6. Russia (Ivan Braginski)

7. France (Francis Bonnefoy)

8. Japan (Kiku Honda)

9. Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

10. Poland (Feliks Łukasiewicz)

11. England (Arthur Kirkland)

12. Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

2) What would you think 1 & 4's love child would be named?

So... Prussia and Spain? First... which one would be the mother? Spain? I'll go with that. Ana Beilschmidt

3) Would you prefer to have 3 or 2 as the main character in one of your stories?

Man, that's hard to choose...Romano or Canada? I'll go with Canada though.

4) Would you make fun of 5 & 2’s child?

Well America and Canada are brothers... so they wouldn't look very weird... I don't think I would.

5) What genre would a story be with 1 & 5 as the main characters?

Prussia & America... Humor. Have you even met the two? Though I think conflict would be better...

6) What would you name a story with 2 as a peacemaker in a conflict between 1, 3, & 5?

Canada as a peacemaker, well that works. Prussia, Romano, and America... That works too. Friendship Beyond Rivalries.

7) Write a summary of a story with 1 and 3 as enemies?

Prussia and Romano are constantly fighting nowadays but no one knows why. Canada had made it his quest to find out.

8) What would 4 & 2's child look like?

He would be lightly tanned with wheat-colored hair and bright green eyes.

9) What would you name above stated child?

Alan Carriedo

10) Could you see 5 and 3 as a pairing?

No. America and Romano don’t fit together in my mind.

11) If 9 was looking for a date, would they choose 6 or 4?

If Italy was looking for a date would he choose Russia or Spain? Creepy person or happy? Spain!

12) Could you see 1 and 10 fighting over 7?

Prussia and Poland fighting over France…. No.

13) Think of a plot for a love story involving 2 and 8.

Canada and Japan. Japan was just dumped by America, having also been dumped by England six months before he thought he had nowhere to go. Until he met America’s brother.

14) What would happen if 7 walked in on 5 and 10 making out?

France walking in on America and Poland….

France: So you finally gave up on Iggy now did you?

America: Who said-?

France: honhonhon He’s mine now! *streaks out of the room*

15) Would 4 rather make out with 8 or slap 3?

Would Spain make out with Japan or slap Romano... Man… I don’t think he’d do either….

16) Has there ever been a fanfic about 1 and 2

Prussia and Canada. What kind of question is that? Hell Yeah!

17) What would children between 6 and 8 look like?

Russia and Japan… One short, with platinum hair and brown eyes. One tall with black hair and purple eyes. One normal height with grey hair and blue eyes.

18) What is a pickup line would 4 use on 7?

Spain and France…

Spain: Hey Francis Wanna hang out at the movies this weekend?

Francis: Oh course, as long as you’re not dating Romano anymore.

19) If 3 and 6 got in a fight, who would 8 side with?

If Romano and Russia were fighting... Japan would side with... Russia. No point in getting beaten to death.

20) Have you ever read a 6/11 FanFiction before?

Russia/England. No, I don't believe so

21) Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

Spain. Personally, not really but if I saw him I’d freak out.

22) What would happen if 12 and 8 started going out?

Lithuania and Japan… Poland would be soo pissed.

23) Do you recall any fics about 9?

Italy... You bet.

24) Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Canada and Russia. Yes, yes they would.

25)5/9 or 5/10?

AmericaXItaly or AmericaXPoland First option.

26) What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 8 kissing?

France walked in on Canada and Japan kissing...

France: First your brother now you Canada?

Canada: uh…

27) Make up a summary of a 3/10 fanfic.

Romano and Poland

Both are have trouble with their boyfriends… but being on different ends of the relationship might actually help.

28) Is there anything as 1/8 fluff?

PrussiaXJapan most likely yes.

29) Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic?

France and Lithuania… I’ve got nothing.

30) What might 10 scream at a great moment of passion?

England.

“Flying Mint Bunny!” Wait… I think that’s drunk mode.

31) If you wrote a songfic about 8, what song would you use?

I don't know… this is Japan here.

32) If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?

Prussia/Russia/Lithuania

Warning: Will contain cussing. RussiaXPrussia RussiaXLithuania

33) What would be a good pick up line for 10 to use on 2?

Poland and Canada Uh...

34)1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 12, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 2!

Prussia and Japan are in a happy relationship until America runs off with Italy. After Japan dumps Prussia for Lithuania, Russia gets upset and retaliates by dating Lithuania. Alone and broken-hearted, Prussia travels in search of a friend. Finally, Prussia meets Spain and France. The three loners meet Poland, who tells each of them to look for love. Spain finds Romano, France gets England, but now Prussia is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Russia and Canada!

35) What would be a good title for this?

Relationship problems.

36) What would the genre(s) be?

Hurt/comfort/romance

37) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with 1!

Prussia and me... *shouts to the lord* THANK YOU!

Now, children, I am a rabid fan of Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Much more than anything else. So I swear I will kill you if you tell me you don't!

"Let us find the dam snack bar." - Zoe

"The dam snack bar?" - Grover

"Yes. What is so funny?"- Zoe

"Nothing. I could use some dam french fries." - Grover

"And I need to use the dam restroom." - Thalia

"I do not understand." - Zoe

"I want to use the dam water fountain." - Grover

"And I need to buy a dam T-shirt." - Thalia

You see? I love to quote the books.

Write down your twelve favorite characters from PJatO in no particular order! Don't look at the questions below

1. Nico di Angelo

2. Thalia Grace

3. Percy Jackson

4. Annabeth Chase

5. Ethan Nakamura

6. Bianca di Angelo

7. Luke Castellan

8. Jason Grace

9. Tyson

10. Clarissie la Rue

11. Hazel Levesque

12. Frank Zhang

2) What would you think 1 & 4's love child would be named?

So... Nico and Annabeth? I have never thought about this pairing. So...um... Max di Angelo? The name works for both genders!

3) Would you prefer to have 3 or 2 as the main character in one of your stories?

Thalia or Percy. I'm better at roleplaying Percy so he wouldn't be terribly out of character.

4) Would you make fun of 5 & 2’s child?

I don't think Thalia or Artimis would be very happy but I wouldn't make fun of the kid...

5) What genre would a story be with 1 & 5 as the main characters?

I could make that a hurt/comfort fic.

6) What would you name a story with 2 as a peacemaker in a conflict between 1, 3, & 5?

Thalia as a peacemaker...hm. But a conflict between Nico, Percy and Ethan could work. Peace of Artimis.

7) Write a summary of a story with 1 and 3 as enemies?

Nico and Percy. First I'm going to cry. *cries for my OTP* Okay. Percy is pitted against Nico by Zeus who wants both of the demigoda gone.

8) What would 4 & 2's child look like?

Annabeth and Thalia. Well they can have children but...lightly tanned with curly, dirty blonde hair and electric blue hair.

9) What would you name above stated child?

Diana Grace. (Diana as is Roman Artemis)

10) Could you see 5 and 3 as a pairing?

Ethan and Percy. I could make it work.

11) If 9 was looking for a date, would they choose 6 or 4?

If Tyson was looking for a date would he choose Bianca or Annabeth. Annabeth. That was easy.

12) Could you see 1 and 10 fighting over 7?

Nico and Clarisse fighting over Luke…. Nope!

13) Think of a plot for a love story involving 2 and 8.

Thalia and Jason. Huh. That's awkward. Jason has fallen in love with his sister. Now to convince the Hunter of Artemis that he is worth the loss of immortality.

14) What would happen if 7 walked in on 5 and 10 making out?

Luke walking in on Ethan and Clarisse. Uh...I have no idea.

15) Would 4 rather make out with 8 or slap 3?

Would Annabeth make out with Jason or slap Percy. Okay...seriously? What kid of question is that? She's obviously slapping Percy.

16) Has there ever been a fanfic about 1 and 2

Nico and Thalia. Yeah. There has been.

17) What would children between 6 and 8 look like?

Bianca and Jason. The children would have black or blonde hair. And blue or black eyes. Doesn't really matter.

18) What is a pickup line would 4 use on 7?

Annabeth and Luke...

Annabeth: Hey, do you remember that one time that you got hit in the eye with a blue plastic hair brush?

19) If 3 and 6 got in a fight, who would 8 side with?

Percy and Bianca. Jason would side with Percy I guess. Though it depends in the reason.

20) Have you ever read a 6/11 FanFiction before?

Bianca/Hazel. No I have not read about Roman-Greek half sister incest.

21) Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

Annabeth. Nope!

22) What would happen if 12 and 8 started going out?

Frank and Jason. Um there would be Piper and Hazel to deal with.

23) Do you recall any fics about 9?

Tyson...they're probably out there.

24) Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Thalia and Bianca. They would be friends but not a couple.

25)5/9 or 5/10?

EthanXTyson or EthanXClarisse. Second one.

26) What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 8 kissing?

Luke walking in on Thalia and Jason. Oh... Well Luke would be surprised And Thalia would die.

27) Make up a summary of a 3/10 fanfic.

PercyXClarisse. The two finally get over being enemies. But maybe they wet a little too far.

28) Is there anything as 1/8 fluff?

NicoXJason. Maybe. I don't know.

29) Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic?

Luke/Frank...Yeah. I’ve got nothing.

30) What might 10 scream at a great moment of passion?

Clarisse. She would give a battle cry.

31) If you wrote a songfic about 8, what song would you use?

I don't know… this is Jason here.

32) If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?

Nico/Bianca/Frank

Warning: Will contain incest and the destruction of some pairings.

33) What would be a good pick up line for 10 to use on 2?

Clarisse on Thalia. 0.o

34)1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 12, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 2!

Nico and Jason are in a happy relationship until Ethan runs off with Tyson. After Jason dumps Nico for Frank, Bianca gets upset and retaliates by dating Frank. Alone and broken-hearted, Nico travels in search of a friend. Finally, Nico meets Annabeth and Luke. The three loners meet Clarisse, who tells each of them to look for love. Annabeth finds Percy(finally something that makes a little sense), Luke gets Hazel, but now Nico is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Bianca and Thalia!

35) What would be a good title for this?

Help the world.

36) What would the genre(s) be?

Hurt/comfort/romance

37) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with 1!

Nico and...me? *crys ecstatic tears of joy and nearly hugs the kid to death*

Nico di Angelo. I. Fucking. Love. That. Kid.

"With great power...comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." - Nico di Angelo

"If Annabeth's mother is Athena, goddess of wisdom, why didn't she know better than to fall off a cliff?" - Nico di Angelo

"They're not dolls! They're figurines!" - Nico di Angelo

"Everyone thinks you're the lamest card but I think you're the best!" - Nico di Angelo

"Is Annabeth your girlfriend?" - Nico do Angelo

"Can you surf well?" - Nico di Angelo


MY MISSION IS COMPLETE!!! I have successfully wasted a little bit of your time today :) Carry on!

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Similarities by acquiringwriter reviews
Sequel to 'The New Rider.' Earth and Alagaësia are more alike than anyone could have imagined and Gûntera has a task for our Riders, new and old, one that might take their lives. Rated T; could be lowered. Pairings include Percy X Arya, Thalico, and Annabeth X Eragon.
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,274 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Eragon S., Arya, Annabeth C., Percy J.
Lost on Jupiter by Goddess of the Multiverses reviews
Finally, Percy felt like he belonged, that he was loved, then someone had to go and take it all away from him, again. Now, Percy finds himself without his memories. Only with vague memories of an Italian man who he feels strangely for. Is that love? Sequel to My Weeks in Hell. Nico/Percy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,711 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Nico A., Percy J.
Hetastuck- Truth or Dare! by Italy Lover99 reviews
What is Hetalia plus Homestuck? Total chaos. Especially when they're locked in the same room together forced to play truth or dare by some crazy hyper girls! Hilarious things are to come! Rated T for Karkat and Romano's mouth and France. This is going to be interesting...
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,542 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013
Why Me? by EliteKessu reviews
It's the beginning of summer and my mom leaves for a movie making job. One too many random clicks I get something odd and very surprising. Based on LolliDictator's Hetalia Manuals.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 69 - Words: 132,026 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 12/26/2010 - South Korea - Complete
The Secret by Well Groomed Goldfish reviews
What if people found out about the Nations?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,543 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 3/20/2010 - America, Russia
Falling A Step Below by LoveWasOurs reviews
Beginning her first few days at a new school, Maya Ward can already feel a connection between herself and the student council president, who's supposedly on top of everything.
My Candy Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 68,279 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Candy, Nathaniel - Complete
Secrets Revealed by sciencelover reviews
Both Percy's family and Cleo, Emma, and Rikki have kept secrets from each other. Until now. What will happen when they reveal their secret and something repeats themself from Percy's and Annabeth's past. What will happen? Read to find out. Now COMPLETE! *Please vote on my poll if you want there to be a sequel to this story*
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,903 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Complete
Conquering the Seas by Blood Dark Sun reviews
AU. Pirate Captain Arthur Kirkland has finally defeated his nemesis Fernandez and inherited his terrified cabin boy. Vague references are made to past abuses; there are character deaths. Engmano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,639 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 9/6/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, England/Britain - Complete
Mosskit's Heartbeat by BrightfurOfThunderClan reviews
Mosskit, daughter of Bluestar and Oakheart, had died on a snowy night in leaf-bare. However, thanks to her loving kin, she is able to wake from the darkness of death and live the life she had always wanted. But will it be worth it?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,095 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Mistyfoot, Snowfur
The Buzzing of a Bee by pacattack777 reviews
Who knew Sollux could turn his shitty, depressing life into something a little more meaningful? Some mild language.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 151,021 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Sollux C., Karkat V. - Complete
Losing Sight of What's Real by JustMakeLeftTurns reviews
"Dreaming or awake, we perceive only events that have meaning to us." -Jane Roberts. This becomes all too true when Iceland can't tell the difference between his fantasy and reality. The problem is, he's already chosen a world he likes more than the other...but is it the correct one? NorIce, slight DenNor and SuFin, angsty!Iceland, see warnings inside. First chapter edited.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,794 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - [Iceland, Norway] - Complete
World Wide Story by webcomix reviews
Lovina Vargas was less than thrilled when she and her twin moved to a new city. What happens when her family convinces her to audition for the school musical? Rehearsals and romance, of course! Genflip AU, rated for mouth and innuendo. BEING EDITED - current changes: 14/29 chapters
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,644 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/25/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Vogelgesang by p0ck3tf0x reviews
Time was a strange concept to nations and most of them lost track of it under normal circumstances but, as it turned out, time was even stranger from the inside of a cage. Russia may have time on his side but Prussia had nothing left to lose. Nothing except Canada. One shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,107 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Sparks: A Black Butler Tale by TheMayze reviews
A new girl appears at the Phantomhive Manor- With a past containing Sebastian. Who is she? Contains OCxSebastian and a friend's OCxCiel. I'm a lazy updater, don't expect much OTL
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,749 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
Arduus Ad Solem by Nagi Kokuyo reviews
After five years gone, Ed shows up beaten, bloody, and half dead in Central. As his body slowly heals, Ed falls deeper into depression, and it falls to Roy Mustang to save him before he does something drastic. Ed/Roy slash, post 2003 anime
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,602 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Magic isn't magic, Spain by Belle-sama reviews
1945, Romano died, leaving Spain heart-broken. 2011, Spain meets Lovino; a reincarnated Romano. They finally meet each other again, but fate will not let them rest. Spamano, and some Gerita. Rated T for Lovino's cussing ;3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,425 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
HETA by BFTLandMWandSEK reviews
Annie, daughter of the head of a family bent on killing the counties, finds herself unknowingly working as the Axis's maid. Slightly AU, NO OC ROMANCE! Hopefully, better than it sounds.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 192,070 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011 - N. Italy, Germany, Japan, OC - Complete
Pawn of the Stars by PurpleVNeck reviews
Dawnpaw is a new apprentice of ThunderClan, at odds with her uncaring mentor. Sootpaw is an arrogant apprentice of ShadowClan. When they find their minds inexplicably linked, the pair must question all they hold to be true, including StarClan themselves.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 36 - Words: 124,325 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Complete
Soundless Voice and Proof of Life by fuckthisshitimout reviews
Feliciano knows he doesn't have much time left. Lovino only wants to sing with Feliciano. However, in this world, no one can hear their soundless voices. But maybe if they sang loud enough, together... "Please God, let me be his brother again..." REVISED
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,697 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Last Chance by Lily4Evr reviews
What is the real Bella Swan died when she was 5 year's old? Who is the imposter that is calling them-selfs "Bella". What if this "Bella" isnt human or Vampire. Who and What is She? And what is she doing in camp Half-Blood?
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 81,325 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Bella - Complete
The Baltics Secrets by Startled Boris reviews
Everyone has secrets don't they? It's hard to keep a secret, but sometimes it's even harder to let go and some secrets should never be shared. Warning: gender bending, swearing, fluff, multiple pairings, crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 86,012 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Russia, Latvia - Complete
That Mistress: Smile by TwoFacedPierrot reviews
She lost everything, but she still had something that not many possess. What else? She had TWO demons for butlers. Anime based. Takes place years after the end of season 2. slight CielxOC
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 43 - Words: 85,541 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Sound Life by Self-Titled Demo reviews
Spain is dead, leaving Romano distraught and wishing for there to be a way for him to see his beloved Spaniard alive and healthy...Only to wake up in a strange alternate world... with another Spain seeking his affection.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 120,352 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
A Hetalia Fairytale by Birdy Chan reviews
Prince Gilbert has only a few days to fall in love otherwise he will be forced to marry a girl he doesn't know let alone loves. Madeline is a servant girl who pretended to be a noble once to save a man's life and she catches his eye. Based on Ever After
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,145 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Seeing Is Believing by VampireNaomi reviews
Neither Prussia nor Romano is looking for a new relationship, especially not with each other, but somehow they end up growing closer than they ever expected or wanted. Prumano with other pairings as a side dish. Rated for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 113,879 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - [S. Italy/Romano, Prussia] [Germany, N. Italy] - Complete
Requiem for the Insignificant by Intangible.Insanity reviews
N'importe quoi pour vous. Rien n'est important. -Papa/ Family. What was that? You wouldn't know, now would you? -Dad/ I'm not a hero! I-I'm not a hero. -Alfred/ It would be like watching them clip your wings. -Gilbert...AU, character death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,196 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Canada - Complete
Tale of the Conquered Overbearing by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Antonio's dual personality disorder pushes him to unorthodox methodological treatment: rooming with the most stress-inducing Italian in the nation. But the ultimate goal begins to change from psychological to emotional, and Spain does not approve.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 118,939 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Crescent Meadows by chibi-excel reviews
Tyr is being forced by his brother to get a summer job. After pulling some strings his brother gets him one with the daycare his friend Yao runs. There he meets his younger cousin Kaoru, who takes to making his life hell. HKIce,RoChu,DenNor Poss. M later
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,182 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Iceland, Hong Kong - Complete
The Mysterious Kirimi and Mika by InuKagomeLuver4Eva reviews
Kirimi is an orphan whose parents were killed when she was two by a serial killer. Mika, her trusty Great Dane, has always been by her side. But when Kirimi meets the Elrics, will her whole world be changed? OCXEd. Read or Envy will attack you XD he will.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 88,066 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Family Ties by Miss Mysty reviews
Yukina's older brother pays him a visit, and Kisa can't help but feel like they've met before. But where?
Sekaiichi Hatsukoi - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,428 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Shouta Kisa, Kou Yukina - Complete
Cursum Perficio by Digitaldreamer reviews
A darkness is encroaching upon Whispering Rock. The shadow of a nightmare speaks of a looming tragedy. The pieces have been set. A game, a riddle, the answer lies hidden beneath the watery depths. Can Raz figure it out, or will the darkness swallow him?
Psychonauts - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 209,667 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Razputin, Lili Z. - Complete
His First Impression by chibi-excel reviews
Iceland just moved to America. He doesn't know much about the town or it's people, his only semi-friend being a Turkish man, but one thing he does know is his hatred for a certain boy from Hong Kong. Until he gets to know him. HongIce DenNor TurkeyxGreece
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,016 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Iceland, Hong Kong - Complete
Memories by Cestrescir reviews
Even in a town as peaceful as this, there are secrets. Some, more deadly than others. They're all starting to come to the surface. What's real and what's not? Bad summary. Anyways, rated T for later chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,843 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Complete
Log of the End of the World by Writer of a Thousand Colors reviews
I don't care what the cover of this book says in fancy golden script, because it's lying. This is not a diary. This is a log about the ending of the world." Everything breaks, even Nations, but their words remain.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,630 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
5MetersofAwesomesauce by Piano'sIrishTater reviews
Matthew is bored and lonely. He has no friends, an arrogant brother, and an uncaring mother always knee deep in work. But one IMing session on the computer changes it all... everything he's ever known falls into pieces... but is it for the better? PruCan!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,237 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Hetalia Gakuen by chibi-excel reviews
Romano has lived with his father for ten years alone in Italy after his parents divorced. However, his father has just died and now he is going to live with his long lost brother and mother on an island. Spamano and other couples.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,803 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 10/12/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Second Chance by ArixaBell reviews
It's twenty years after the devastating end of the third world war, when many countries were destroyed. The surviving nations are surprised to discover those that were lost, reborn as humans. USUK main, Spamano, mentions of various other pairings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,031 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Story of a Trapped Birdkid by Miz636 reviews
Three year old Erika is an avian-hybrid stuck in the Itex of Flint, Michigan. She's been stuck there her entire life, and when she's finally moved from what has been her home for a year, her life begins to undergo a series of changes.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 170,134 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - OC - Complete
Under My Skin by BeautifulFiction reviews
The face in that frame was one he knew all right, but it was not the one he had been born with. Roy/Ed body-swap fic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 42,961 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Connection by Smrtypantz reviews
Alfred and Arthur may not get along in real life, but once they start chatting online without knowing who the other is, they find themselves falling for their mysterious emailer…
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,507 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 10/16/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
On The Bound by tatterdemalion reviews
AU. It's not often one gets a call from their brother, asking for help with a seventy million dollar heist. At least, not where Matthew Williams comes from. Especially not a heist where you have to seduce a very rich Frenchman. Eventual Matthew/Francis.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 112,350 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Canada, France - Complete
The Switch Glitch by Zilo Sugarpill reviews
If I could make a second wish, it would be that whoever does the wish granting wasn't so literal. When I wished I could be in Full Metal Alchemist, I MEANT the show! I wish I'd known what I was getting into when I opened that e-mail...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 175,650 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Edward E., OC - Complete
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Elemental Spirits reviews
The Elements Will Dissipate And Cats Shall Take Their Place. When this prophecy came to the Clans many moons ago the leaders weren't quite sure what to expect, but when ten cats were born with more power than StarClan wanted the Clans have a right to fear them. Not knowing who they are makes that a bit hard, but when the secret is revealed will they trust them?
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2012
Not Every Day reviews
A half-Spanish and Italian girl stuck under the control of a German that took her from her parents & home and she wants them back. Now try to understand how she figures out just how wrong she could have ever been. T for language. Spamano & Gertalia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,042 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
One Step Too Far reviews
A girl raised by the Italies without knowing who they were. Locked in time because of a promise & can't remember passing of time. What happens when Lovi dies and Feli is fighting himself? She is left with a job she could never imagine. T: Death & cussing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 10/27/2011 - N. Italy - Complete
One Hell A Messed Up Life reviews
3 Years after Ciel became a demon. He is driven by hunger to hunt down a human soul. But the one he raises isn't like any other he's met before. She is a wolf that knows the language of hell. Who is she? Cussing. Doesn't follow anime/manga story line.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,733 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Ciel P.