Author has written 2 stories for Soul Eater.
I absolutely love Soul Eater, it's is the best anime ever! And Soul x Maka is the best! I do enjoy reading Kid x Maka x Soul, but ONLY when Soul wins in the end! Inuyasha is beast as well! So, is Birdy The Mighty: Decode and Code Lyoko - but for me - SOUL EATER will always hold a special place in my heart! My name is of no importance - LOL - but I will try to write on this, even though I'm still in school. :-) OMG! I just found out another great show! It's Teen Titans! Yay! I'm silly!
(for the record, I totally stole this idea; I got this from Welnakia page and agree with everything she wrote)
Soul x Maka - It's so freaking obvious! I mean, just make out already! Soul Eater
Sasuke x Sakura - Who else is always by Sasuke's side? Who is the only female that Sasuke puts up with; don't forget he protected her more than once too. Naruto
Blackstar x Tsubaki - I mean come on people! They are too comfortable with each other for them not to be dating. Soul Eater
Stein x Marie - Come on Marie! The scalpel isn't that scary! Soul Eater
Inuyasha x Kagome - Who wouldn't love them! He's has dog ears and she is the reincarnation of his ex - lover! Seriously! How much simpler can it get. Anyway, they are soulmates! Inuyasha
Miroku x Sango - We knew it would happen eventually. It's officially a fact now: the perv always gets his girl. Inuyasha
Ed x Winry - And no, Ed does not have the hots for Mustang. Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood
Haruhi x Tamaki - The only actual thing that makes sense! Even Kyoya backs off for the King! Ouran High School Host Club
Liz x Death the Kid - She can put up with him. Sort of. But not a total pushover, either. He needs normal. She is normal. Yeah. We love this couple. Soul Eater
Couplings Who Should Die In An Unsymmetrical Hole With Death The Kid
Least Favorite Couplings
Kid x Maka - They don't even have contact with each other that much. There's no chemistry. If they ever kissed, it would be like making two dead fish who hated each other in life kiss. Oh yeah. That bad.
Crona x Maka - NO! SOUL X MAKA! IF CRONA GETS HER IT'S AN APOCOLYPSE!
Crona x Kid - When he's a boy, and his hair's not cut right. And when his hair is cut correctly... let's face it. He's freaking ugly.
Soul x Kid - HE'S NOT GAY PEOPLE! (Soul.) CAN YOU SEE HIM BEING GAY? CAN YOU, HUH? (Well, obviously. Have you seen the hairbands?) HE GET'S A MAJOR NOSEBLEED AROUND BLAIRE'S UPPER TORSO! (...)
Patty x Death the Kid x Liz - How much wronger can this get? What adding Soul? No! People, this is not an idea! If you do it, I will personally rip your throat out!
Patty x Death the Kid - She's too hyper! She loves giraffes! I mean, have you seen those spots? And, he sees her like a little sister. Do you want to make out with your little sister? Huh? WELL THAT'S ILLEGAL.
Mustang x Ed - You're kidding me, right? Right? NO. There are FREAKING TONS of these. And none of them explain why they can suddenly stand to NOT kill each other every time they see each other's faces, or not comment on the other person's height or - Miki, take it away. Since when the hell did they exist? I mean, if you actually watched the anime you would notice that he gets married to Winry. AND has kids.
Edward x Envy - As of up there... he gets married. And ENVY DIES! On top of that he is a freaking worm! (I dunno, some people are into that... - Evy)
Tamaki x Kyoya - Can anyone see Kyoya being GAY for TAMAKI? He'd drive up a freaking wall if he had to spend anymore of his free time with him then he does now. And Tamaki, well ridden with all those vicious gay traits, is obviously straight, because he is obviously not straight. (YEAH, figure that one out!)
Honey x Mori - Mori is in love with Honey. I will not deny it. BUT NOT THAT WAY. I mean, even if he was, he's 89 feet tall, and Honey's approximately 45 in. tall. Mori would never do anything for fear of harming his precious knick-knack.
Haruhi x The Twins - NO! I won't allow it! If I have to fight against pride just to prevent it, so be it! I don't care you must stop it!
Asura x Maka- Crazy people out there who write (and read!) these fanfictions should be murdered by a blutn axe. And yes, you are entitled to your own opinion, however, I am also... so f*ck you all!
Giriko x Maka- Ok, this is when I start screaming and run into a building on fire. There is never any implied part in this couple, and if there is it probably ends with Soul kicking the shit out of him.
Tsubaki X Maka- It doesn't exsist, okay? The only time it might exsist is the episode Melody of the Soul, but even then, THERE JUST FRIENDS!
Crona X Anyone- It's not that we hate Crona- no rather, we love Crona. Deeply. We just think that he deserves better than what the S.E. cast can offer. Sorry.
Stein X Kid- Creepy, weird, doesn't exsist, and let's see, what else? IT DOESN'T EXSIST!
Soul X Stein X Kid- Quickly! I think there's a fire escape over there! THIS COUPLE IS NON-EXSISTANT! And, last time I checked, Soul X Maka was a couple, and if it's not, then I'll kick all the asses of those creating the Soul Eater manga. Yeah.
Man: Do you want to dance?
Little Sister: Your Ugly.
Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Brother: Why do you smell funny?
(A/N: My friend said if you say the following 2 jokes to a guy... watch out! LOL! But seriously...)
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Say, haven't we met before?
Old Wife: Shall I put the TV on? Old Man: Well it would certainly improve the view in here...
You: I reckon you'd make a great exchange student.
Hey, I may be fat, but you'll always be ugly, and I can diet.
Do you notice how I've kept my youthful complexion?
Man: Your place or mine?
You got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
(A/N: I'm silly, I know! :D)
So here's something that was on Amber Lechcar's Profile that I liked, and I will bold the ones that apply to me.
Copy and paste this if you're sick and tired of stereotypes. Bold the ones that apply to you!
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
Please feel free to copy and paste this onto your profile. Keep it moving along, everyone! Love you guys so so much!
!The following is from another profile on this site I did not find/write the poem thing below!
A POEM I FOUND ON CHILD ABUSE! PLEASE PASS IT ON!
My name is Tiffany I am three,
My eyes are swollen I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all
Or else I'm locked up All day long.
When I'm awake, I'm all alone
The house is dark My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself Against the wall
I try to hide From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me And yells at me more,
I finally get free And run to the door
He’s already locked it And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy! O please let it end!
And he finally stops And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless Brawled on the floor
My name is Tiffany
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
And you can help
Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile
Boy: I have been waiting for this day.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course.
Girl: Will you ever cheat on me?
Boy: Never in my life.
Girl: Will you ever kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get.
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: Are you crazy!
Girl: Can i trust you?
Girl: Sweet Heart!
- After Marriage -
(Now Read From Bottom To Top)
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
[A/N: I knew I was a tom boy!!! :) By the way... I DESPISE make-up.]
This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.
That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.
If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list.
Kids Are Quick
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
TEACHER: Peter, why do you always get so dirty?
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louis, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
(A/N: I saw this on a friend's profile & just had to add it.)
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, ZeratheNightDancer, Acegik13, Ryuu-Chiyo, Akemi-Chiyo, Archangel's Requiem, Opresiminya,Black Demon Cat, darklightningdevil, 13IsTaLkThEaKaTsUkI13, RainLily13, InaLaInu, SilverWolfAshes, soulstealer55, AngelofFluffiness, bluenian98, cutiepiegirlie
(A/N: I love these! I've been looking for one to do and I finally found it! So... What do you think? Btw! All answers are what I would say!)
1 woke you up in the middle of the night.
"No Patty, I will not go to the zoo with you. Go ask Kidd."
Number 2 asked you to go out with him?
"I'm sorry Soul, but I really don't want to get Maka Chopped. So bye!"
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
"Hey! You may be able to do this to Tsubaki at your house, but not me! This is my house! So out!"
4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
"Isn't that like... you know... illegal? ...Oh! You don't care... Wait... What about saving your precious baby girl from being deflowered by an... octopus head?"
5 cooked you dinner?
"This doesn't have some medicine that'll make me sleepy, right? Now you better say right!"
6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
"I knew it... She does sleep with her eyes open... Creepy..."
7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
"Haha! You're the asymmetrical freak of the family! Haha!"
8 got into the hospital somehow?
"... Patty saw a giraffe again right...? ... I should have known..."
9 made fun of your friends?
"Oi, Tiny Tits! Don't make me get Spirit. 'Cause I will."
10 ignored you all the time?
"I thought you could deal with me..."
11 saw you picking your nose.
"... Don't tell Black*Star."
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
"Alright Patty, let's go kill them bastards!"
You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
"Hey! Soul where are you going?!... Maka is half way across the world... Don't leave me here!... Darn it..."
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
"But I got your autograph last year... and the year before that... and the year before that..."
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
"Um... The house is this way... You're going the wrong way!... That's the way to Chupa Cabra's!"
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
"I don't care how embarrassed I am! I am not gonna let you dissect me for the pain to go away!"
You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?
"What do you mean you don't care, he is your son! ... That's so mean! You really are a witch!"
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
"Kidd, I don't want someone symmetrical! I want... wait... what was his name again? I forgot."
You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?
"Liz, I know you're not as crazy as Patty... but could you change into a gun... Um, I have a 'kishin' to kill."
You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?
"Wait! Wait! Ok, Maka I'll do my best! Just don't pull out anymore books! Please!"
You're having a sleepover at 11's house and a closet door falls open.
"Now I know, for a fact, that these hand - drawn yaoi comics are not Black*star's. Tsubaki... care to explain?"
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
"I'm sorry you can't deal with this, but you can always join me."
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
"Patty, I dream of you every night. Why must you always wear your Giraffe Girl costume to school? I'm starting to get nightmares."
2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
"It's about time! How is it that you are the last one to figure out that your love isn't that deeply hidden?"
You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
"Black*Star... please stop showing my parents your 'godly' body on the dinner table and sit down... NOW!"
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
"It's fatherly love right... Right?! ... Please say right!... I knew it... You're weird..."
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
"Oh my gosh! ... Wait till I tell Marie about this!... You're going to be sleeping outside tonight Stein!"
6 appears to be a player, she breaks many hearts. What do you do?
"Oh! So that's how it is! What Crona's dad, Free, & Stein weren't enough. Who's next... Spirit! ... Oh... He would like that."
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
"Um, Kidd... Why are you looking at me like that!... PUT THE SCISSORS DOWN!"
Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?
"If you can get Kidd away from me with those scissors... You can keep him!"
Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?
"I know someone who will want this more than me... Even though you're running away, I can still see you blushing!"
10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?
"Crona, it's only your first day... Yeah, yeah. I know you don't know how to deal with kids... Wait... Then why did you get a job at a kid's arcade?"
Number 11 just came from their first blind date. How did it go?
"It's ok, Tsubaki. Let it all out... My first blind date was horrible too... Although, I never blind dated my 15 year older Geography teacher."
1 offers you a CD. Considering her tastes, do you listen to it?
"I'm sorry Patty, but I don't like to listen to jungle noises when I go to bed."
2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?
"Liz, it's not okay to make fun of Soul because he can't be a man and tell Maka he freaking loves her!... What kind of a cool guy are you?!"
4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.
"Spirit, you can go to jail, ya know... Maka... What number are you dialing?... Are those red and blue lights outside?"
5 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he do?
"Black*Star! You don't always have to be the star of the show!... And put your pants back on!"
7 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?
"Hey Kidd, didn't I tell ya, you would look so much more symmetrical in that dress!"
4 invites 3 to have dinner at his house. What happens?
"I told you Spirit, you never invite 'Gods' to your house. Unless... you want a lot to clean up. Well, this isn't my house. So bye."
9 tries to get 5 to go to a strip club.
"Did you see that Soul? Maka has three guys grinding on her!... Soul?... Soul?... Where did you go?... Now it's four guys!"
1 starts a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later what happens?
"Patty! I'm here to pick you up-! What is going on here?! Why are there so many animals in here!... Ugh, the animals are supposed to be uncooked Patty."
5 and 9 end up drunk at your house. What do you do?
"Hey Soul! Come here! I think that dream you had last night is about to come true!"
7 is hitting on 10. How does he react?
"Kidd! Can't you see Crona can't deal with this! He is a boy, ya know!"
Where does 11 confess their feelings for 3?
"Aww, that's so cute Tsubaki! You guys are going to the park. But... I thought he was banned from there?... Yeah, you might want to think of somewhere else."
What might 10 scream at a great moment of passion?
"Oi, keep it down! I can hear you screaming 'I can't deal with this!' all the way across the hall!"
What would be a good pick up line for 9 to use on 2?
"Maka! I know the perfect pick up line for Soul! Just say: 'I'm not so little anymore Soul - by the way - my favorite letter is C...' That would be amusing!"
8 walks into 10's room while he is changing, what would happened?
"Crona, Crona, it's okay... Yeah, I know. Today is just not your day, huh?"