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I absolutely love Soul Eater, it's is the best anime ever! And Soul x Maka is the best! I do enjoy reading Kid x Maka x Soul, but ONLY when Soul wins in the end! Inuyasha is beast as well! So, is Birdy The Mighty: Decode and Code Lyoko - but for me - SOUL EATER will always hold a special place in my heart! My name is of no importance - LOL - but I will try to write on this, even though I'm still in school. :-) OMG! I just found out another great show! It's Teen Titans! Yay! I'm silly!

Favorite Couplings

(for the record, I totally stole this idea; I got this from Welnakia page and agree with everything she wrote)

Soul x Maka - It's so freaking obvious! I mean, just make out already! Soul Eater

Sasuke x Sakura - Who else is always by Sasuke's side? Who is the only female that Sasuke puts up with; don't forget he protected her more than once too. Naruto

Blackstar x Tsubaki - I mean come on people! They are too comfortable with each other for them not to be dating. Soul Eater

Stein x Marie - Come on Marie! The scalpel isn't that scary! Soul Eater

Inuyasha x Kagome - Who wouldn't love them! He's has dog ears and she is the reincarnation of his ex - lover! Seriously! How much simpler can it get. Anyway, they are soulmates! Inuyasha

Miroku x Sango - We knew it would happen eventually. It's officially a fact now: the perv always gets his girl. Inuyasha

Ed x Winry - And no, Ed does not have the hots for Mustang. Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood

Haruhi x Tamaki - The only actual thing that makes sense! Even Kyoya backs off for the King! Ouran High School Host Club

Liz x Death the Kid - She can put up with him. Sort of. But not a total pushover, either. He needs normal. She is normal. Yeah. We love this couple. Soul Eater

Couplings Who Should Die In An Unsymmetrical Hole With Death The Kid


Least Favorite Couplings

Kid x Maka - They don't even have contact with each other that much. There's no chemistry. If they ever kissed, it would be like making two dead fish who hated each other in life kiss. Oh yeah. That bad.


Crona x Kid - When he's a boy, and his hair's not cut right. And when his hair is cut correctly... let's face it. He's freaking ugly.

Soul x Kid - HE'S NOT GAY PEOPLE! (Soul.) CAN YOU SEE HIM BEING GAY? CAN YOU, HUH? (Well, obviously. Have you seen the hairbands?) HE GET'S A MAJOR NOSEBLEED AROUND BLAIRE'S UPPER TORSO! (...)

Patty x Death the Kid x Liz - How much wronger can this get? What adding Soul? No! People, this is not an idea! If you do it, I will personally rip your throat out!

Patty x Death the Kid - She's too hyper! She loves giraffes! I mean, have you seen those spots? And, he sees her like a little sister. Do you want to make out with your little sister? Huh? WELL THAT'S ILLEGAL.

Mustang x Ed - You're kidding me, right? Right? NO. There are FREAKING TONS of these. And none of them explain why they can suddenly stand to NOT kill each other every time they see each other's faces, or not comment on the other person's height or - Miki, take it away. Since when the hell did they exist? I mean, if you actually watched the anime you would notice that he gets married to Winry. AND has kids.

Edward x Envy - As of up there... he gets married. And ENVY DIES! On top of that he is a freaking worm! (I dunno, some people are into that... - Evy)

Tamaki x Kyoya - Can anyone see Kyoya being GAY for TAMAKI? He'd drive up a freaking wall if he had to spend anymore of his free time with him then he does now. And Tamaki, well ridden with all those vicious gay traits, is obviously straight, because he is obviously not straight. (YEAH, figure that one out!)

Honey x Mori - Mori is in love with Honey. I will not deny it. BUT NOT THAT WAY. I mean, even if he was, he's 89 feet tall, and Honey's approximately 45 in. tall. Mori would never do anything for fear of harming his precious knick-knack.

Haruhi x The Twins - NO! I won't allow it! If I have to fight against pride just to prevent it, so be it! I don't care you must stop it!

Asura x Maka- Crazy people out there who write (and read!) these fanfictions should be murdered by a blutn axe. And yes, you are entitled to your own opinion, however, I am also... so f*ck you all!

Giriko x Maka- Ok, this is when I start screaming and run into a building on fire. There is never any implied part in this couple, and if there is it probably ends with Soul kicking the shit out of him.

Tsubaki X Maka- It doesn't exsist, okay? The only time it might exsist is the episode Melody of the Soul, but even then, THERE JUST FRIENDS!

Crona X Anyone- It's not that we hate Crona- no rather, we love Crona. Deeply. We just think that he deserves better than what the S.E. cast can offer. Sorry.

Stein X Kid- Creepy, weird, doesn't exsist, and let's see, what else? IT DOESN'T EXSIST!

Soul X Stein X Kid- Quickly! I think there's a fire escape over there! THIS COUPLE IS NON-EXSISTANT! And, last time I checked, Soul X Maka was a couple, and if it's not, then I'll kick all the asses of those creating the Soul Eater manga. Yeah.

Alright, remember when I said I found a really funny website. Okay, I'm posting some here! Here is the website:

Man: Do you want to dance?
Woman: NO
Man: Sorry, I think you misheard me...I said, You Look fat in those pants.

Little Sister: Your Ugly.
You: And your quite good looking...for a Gorilla, that is...

Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell

Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too, if you sit down.

Brother: Why do you smell funny?
You: It's called Soap - don't think you've ever smelt it before...

(A/N: My friend said if you say the following 2 jokes to a guy... watch out! LOL! But seriously...)

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a Female Impersonator.

Man: Say, haven't we met before?
Woman: Yes, I'm the head Nurse at the VD clinic.

Old Wife: Shall I put the TV on? Old Man: Well it would certainly improve the view in here...

You: I reckon you'd make a great exchange student.
Friend: Wow, you really think so?
You: Yes, we might be able to exchange you for someone nice.

Hey, I may be fat, but you'll always be ugly, and I can diet.

Do you notice how I've kept my youthful complexion?
Yeah, so I see...all spotty

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I'm going to mine.

You got more chins than a Chinese phone book.

(A/N: I'm silly, I know! :D)

So here's something that was on Amber Lechcar's Profile that I liked, and I will bold the ones that apply to me.

Copy and paste this if you're sick and tired of stereotypes. Bold the ones that apply to you!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". lol
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... Or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (well... read/write it...)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

Please feel free to copy and paste this onto your profile. Keep it moving along, everyone! Love you guys so so much!

!The following is from another profile on this site I did not find/write the poem thing below!


My name is Tiffany I am three,

My eyes are swollen I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all

Or else I'm locked up All day long.

When I'm awake, I'm all alone

The house is dark My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself Against the wall

I try to hide From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me And yells at me more,

I finally get free And run to the door

He’s already locked it And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy! O please let it end!

And he finally stops And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless Brawled on the floor

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

Boy: I have been waiting for this day.

Girl: Do you want me to leave?

Boy: NO!!!

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Of course.

Girl: Will you ever cheat on me?

Boy: Never in my life.

Girl: Will you ever kiss me?

Boy: Every chance I get.

Girl: Will you hit me?

Boy: Are you crazy!

Girl: Can i trust you?

Boy: Yes!

Girl: Sweet Heart!

- After Marriage -

(Now Read From Bottom To Top)


You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats

It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.
You love video games.
Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule!
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 15


You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
Video games are boring.
Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 12

[A/N: I knew I was a tom boy!!! :) By the way... I DESPISE make-up.]

This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.

That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.

If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list.
Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, mitsuki1313, wannabwriter14, -PshycicNinja-, Sasusaku made Narusaku Cry, Rogue Soul Alchemist, Welnakia, cutiepiegirlie

Kids Are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(A/N: I Love this kid!!)

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

TEACHER: Peter, why do you always get so dirty?
PETER: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louis, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.

(A/N: I saw this on a friend's profile & just had to add it.)

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, ZeratheNightDancer, Acegik13, Ryuu-Chiyo, Akemi-Chiyo, Archangel's Requiem, Opresiminya,Black Demon Cat, darklightningdevil, 13IsTaLkThEaKaTsUkI13, RainLily13, InaLaInu, SilverWolfAshes, soulstealer55, AngelofFluffiness, bluenian98, cutiepiegirlie

(A/N: I love these! I've been looking for one to do and I finally found it! So... What do you think? Btw! All answers are what I would say!)

1. Patty

2. Soul

3. Black*Star

4. Spirit

5. Stein

6. Medusa

7. Kidd

8. Liz

9. Maka

10. Crona

11. Tsubaki

1 woke you up in the middle of the night.

"No Patty, I will not go to the zoo with you. Go ask Kidd."

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

"I'm sorry Soul, but I really don't want to get Maka Chopped. So bye!"

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

"Hey! You may be able to do this to Tsubaki at your house, but not me! This is my house! So out!"

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

"Isn't that like... you know... illegal? ...Oh! You don't care... Wait... What about saving your precious baby girl from being deflowered by an... octopus head?"

5 cooked you dinner?

"This doesn't have some medicine that'll make me sleepy, right? Now you better say right!"

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

"I knew it... She does sleep with her eyes open... Creepy..."

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

"Haha! You're the asymmetrical freak of the family! Haha!"

8 got into the hospital somehow?

"... Patty saw a giraffe again right...? ... I should have known..."

9 made fun of your friends?

"Oi, Tiny Tits! Don't make me get Spirit. 'Cause I will."

10 ignored you all the time?

"I thought you could deal with me..."

11 saw you picking your nose.

"... Don't tell Black*Star."

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

"Alright Patty, let's go kill them bastards!"

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

"Hey! Soul where are you going?!... Maka is half way across the world... Don't leave me here!... Darn it..."

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

"But I got your autograph last year... and the year before that... and the year before that..."

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

"Um... The house is this way... You're going the wrong way!... That's the way to Chupa Cabra's!"

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

"I don't care how embarrassed I am! I am not gonna let you dissect me for the pain to go away!"

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

"What do you mean you don't care, he is your son! ... That's so mean! You really are a witch!"

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

"Kidd, I don't want someone symmetrical! I want... wait... what was his name again? I forgot."

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

"Liz, I know you're not as crazy as Patty... but could you change into a gun... Um, I have a 'kishin' to kill."

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

"Wait! Wait! Ok, Maka I'll do my best! Just don't pull out anymore books! Please!"

You're having a sleepover at 11's house and a closet door falls open.

"Now I know, for a fact, that these hand - drawn yaoi comics are not Black*star's. Tsubaki... care to explain?"

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

"I'm sorry you can't deal with this, but you can always join me."

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

"Patty, I dream of you every night. Why must you always wear your Giraffe Girl costume to school? I'm starting to get nightmares."

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

"It's about time! How is it that you are the last one to figure out that your love isn't that deeply hidden?"

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

"Black*Star... please stop showing my parents your 'godly' body on the dinner table and sit down... NOW!"

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

"It's fatherly love right... Right?! ... Please say right!... I knew it... You're weird..."

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

"Oh my gosh! ... Wait till I tell Marie about this!... You're going to be sleeping outside tonight Stein!"

6 appears to be a player, she breaks many hearts. What do you do?

"Oh! So that's how it is! What Crona's dad, Free, & Stein weren't enough. Who's next... Spirit! ... Oh... He would like that."

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

"Um, Kidd... Why are you looking at me like that!... PUT THE SCISSORS DOWN!"

Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?

"If you can get Kidd away from me with those scissors... You can keep him!"

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

"I know someone who will want this more than me... Even though you're running away, I can still see you blushing!"

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?

"Crona, it's only your first day... Yeah, yeah. I know you don't know how to deal with kids... Wait... Then why did you get a job at a kid's arcade?"

Number 11 just came from their first blind date. How did it go?

"It's ok, Tsubaki. Let it all out... My first blind date was horrible too... Although, I never blind dated my 15 year older Geography teacher."

1 offers you a CD. Considering her tastes, do you listen to it?

"I'm sorry Patty, but I don't like to listen to jungle noises when I go to bed."

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?

"Liz, it's not okay to make fun of Soul because he can't be a man and tell Maka he freaking loves her!... What kind of a cool guy are you?!"

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.

"Spirit, you can go to jail, ya know... Maka... What number are you dialing?... Are those red and blue lights outside?"

5 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he do?

"Black*Star! You don't always have to be the star of the show!... And put your pants back on!"

7 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

"Hey Kidd, didn't I tell ya, you would look so much more symmetrical in that dress!"

4 invites 3 to have dinner at his house. What happens?

"I told you Spirit, you never invite 'Gods' to your house. Unless... you want a lot to clean up. Well, this isn't my house. So bye."

9 tries to get 5 to go to a strip club.

"Did you see that Soul? Maka has three guys grinding on her!... Soul?... Soul?... Where did you go?... Now it's four guys!"

1 starts a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later what happens?

"Patty! I'm here to pick you up-! What is going on here?! Why are there so many animals in here!... Ugh, the animals are supposed to be uncooked Patty."

5 and 9 end up drunk at your house. What do you do?

"Hey Soul! Come here! I think that dream you had last night is about to come true!"

7 is hitting on 10. How does he react?

"Kidd! Can't you see Crona can't deal with this! He is a boy, ya know!"

Where does 11 confess their feelings for 3?

"Aww, that's so cute Tsubaki! You guys are going to the park. But... I thought he was banned from there?... Yeah, you might want to think of somewhere else."

What might 10 scream at a great moment of passion?

"Oi, keep it down! I can hear you screaming 'I can't deal with this!' all the way across the hall!"

What would be a good pick up line for 9 to use on 2?

"Maka! I know the perfect pick up line for Soul! Just say: 'I'm not so little anymore Soul - by the way - my favorite letter is C...' That would be amusing!"

8 walks into 10's room while he is changing, what would happened?

"Crona, Crona, it's okay... Yeah, I know. Today is just not your day, huh?"

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Twin Desire by AnimeLover'sInTown reviews
Sasuke and Sakura are twins who just moved to Tokyo for Freshman year. Sakura's naive, and Sasuke's obsession with her creates quite a few problems for them. Will Sakura realize what his actions really mean? What will happen when she does? Warning:Incest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 47,338 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Quietus by AngeLhearteD reviews
When first he laid eyes upon her, he thought her the very personification of spring. He watches, from the depths of shadow; waiting to steal her away from the land of the living. Waiting to make her Queen of the Dead. Hades/Persephone retold. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 586,223 - Reviews: 8333 - Favs: 3,735 - Follows: 3,639 - Updated: 5/12/2017 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Addict by CharlieBrownLover21 reviews
Sasuke never thought love was real or that a woman like Sakura would ever become part of his life. Pain and misery was all he ever knew and yet, Sakura was a breath of fresh air; was salvation. He never expected that finding her and trading himself for her safety would essentially lead him to redemption and joy amidst the disgust that was his rotten soul. Sasu/Saku & Sasu/Neji AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 136,158 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 8/2/2016 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Neji H.
Shades of Grey by SandmanCircus reviews
SoulMaka - OneShot Collection. Chapter 26 - Angst Prompts: 4 prompts requested on tumblr.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 21,899 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 6/14/2016 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Divorce or not Divorce by zoikoiroi reviews
He was cold, she cheated. They got a divorce after sixteen years and five children. He got custody, she got pregnant again but said it was another man's baby. Will she tell him that he is the father? Will he be able to resist a certain redhead woman's charm? Will they ever be together again? Au
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,925 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Red Silk by Lueur-de-L'aube reviews
The cafe was cool and cozy, perfect for such a hot summer, and the staff seemed very polite and helpful. It was perfect for a date. Only, this wasn't a date. She was here for the sex and the person she intended to meet was the prostitute who was going to give it to her. He was a handsome man, and she knew it was going to be one expensive ride for her. AU.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,499 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 1/12/2015 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater
A Day In Your Shoes by verveine reviews
He was their school's cliche, stereotypically popular jerk. She was their school's ignored, socially awkward nerd. What havoc ensues to these two high schoolers with completely contrasting personalities when they switch bodies? AU; - SxM
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,311 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Ire by CoruscusLuna reviews
He had been watching her for a while, but never in his existence had he been so excited over a mating call. She'd be the first he'd accept and he'd be her last.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,261 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Breaking all the Rules by wildchild911 reviews
Soul eater Evans is an undercover cop living in modern day chicago, Wanted by women and envied by men this bachelor follows his own rules, until an old partner and certian father asks him to look after his teenage daughter,Can Soul resist temptantion?
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,088 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater
The Slave Girl by Lexi201 reviews
Vampires and demons rule,while the humans are at the bottom.Sasuke,a stoic vampire prince meets Sakura,a kind hearted slave.He forms a bond to her that drives his senses wild with hunger and passion.Her beating heart keeps him alive;she's his life line.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,734 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Professor Uchiha: My Tutor by Inabikairi ga osotta reviews
After receiving a scholarship from a rich boy, Sakura is going to the most renowned college in Konoha amongst the very people she hates: the rich. To her horror, they hate her too because she is probably the only commoner left in Konoha. Music is a required class in which she has no talent—however, her music teacher, Sasuke Uchiha, offers to tutor her. What could go wrong?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 102,941 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Boys and Dolls by Miyaow-NOT reviews
Spirit goofed big time. Now it's Maka who pays for it! Cool guys don't play with dolls...or do they? UPDATE: Only on the first week and Soul proposes to Maka! What will Maka's answer be? Medusa makes things even harder for Spirit!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,361 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater
the delta sun burns bright and violet by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
MERMAID AU. Falling hard for the mermaid he was supposed to hunt was not part of the plan but, then again, he was never one for plans anyway.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,693 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
The Feelings That Lie Within by OtAkU ChU reviews
Maka is in trouble, and it's up to Soul and the DWMA members to save her. But when Soul finds out his most hated rival;Death the Kid is sweeping Maka off her feet, what can a death psythe do? Only what any man in love would- Seduce her back.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,039 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
The answer was no by Dem-chan reviews
Soul has made a bet with some of his friends. Kiss Maka Albarn till 3 months. Soul, being the self-centered "cool" guy that he is, is going to win the bet! But sadly he doesn't know that Maka won't give up without a fight.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,655 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Philophobia by x-ticklemeblue reviews
Because all she needed was a little push. SasuSaku. Slight AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,252 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hot Water by WellHowAboutThat reviews
It's all a little more thrilling when there's a possibility of being caught. It all started with Sakura's simple mistake of entering the wrong section of the bath house. SasuSaku Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,347 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 233 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
High Seas and Golden Skies by SunshineSong reviews
Maka, youngest Captain the Navy has ever seen, hates Pirates. Its her job to keep peace on the seas, to put swashbuckling villains behind bars. What happens when the most infamous & hated pirate of all destroys her ship & captures her & her crew? AU! MXS
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,803 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3437 - Favs: 4,922 - Follows: 2,714 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Eat My Soul by Tatsu-Ah-Rei reviews
Her mission is to transfer to Shibusen Academy to find an Evil soul. But the thing is…Shibusen's an all-boy's school. MakaxSoul.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 200,697 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater
A Sound Soul by Kipcha reviews
She was searching for meaning in her existance. He was someone who believed there was no meaning in his. But perhaps their reasons for living were far more simple then they once thought. SoulxMaka AU - ON-HIATUS
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,364 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater
King Me by urgardianangel reviews
Soul's a prince and Maka's was princess before her family's accident. Soul is 18 and Maka is turning 18. Character behaviors may be slightly off: A lemon will occur, so if you don't like it, then...DON'T READ IT! Enjoy! ;
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,772 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Maka's prince by cutiepunk45 reviews
this story is about how maka meets a boy who she does not remember anymore because of a serious accident and who is prince Soul? plz read its my first fanfic and i own nothing! plz review! one shot and rated T for some language
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Remember Me by Fireflyleo reviews
"This isn't some cold, dead body he's holding in his arms... Her soul, her Grigory soul, though it sleeps, is calling for him." SoulxMaka. A story about reclaiming love even when it's been lost in the worse possible way.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 111,621 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Midnight Run by Shadowclaw78 reviews
17 year old Maka Alburn was looking for a way to escape her fair-weather father when an opportunity arises she moves all the way to Wolf's-creek Alaska. Struggling to fit in with the rest of her junior class and the tight knit towns community. AU
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,512 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Never Again by Techno Skittles reviews
Maka is drunk. Oh boy. Whatever will Soul do? *dramatic* CHILDREN AVERT YOUR INNOCENT EYES! XD Dialogue challenge from LJ. SoMa
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Fluffy Puppy Trio by AngelOfFluffiness reviews
Following Soul's Fluffy Kitten. A fight with a witch gets the three men of the seven main students turned into canines. Bonds deepen and hilariousness ensues for the seven DWMA students. Soka primary , BlackStar/Tsubaki. Includes Kid and Thompsons too.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,562 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Shibusen host club by TheGreatRinnim reviews
Maka has gotten herself into some trouble at her new school; what can a girl do, well thats simple become a boy! rated M because i'm cautious
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,496 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Kissing Booth by Blainerschick012 reviews
A sad attempt from Maka to steal a kiss from a certain sexy white haired male; MakaSoul, SoulMaka, SoMa
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Kinda Amazing by Pyocola Analogue III reviews
AU When Soul Evans life goes right down the crapper, he is forced to become a server at a popular restaurant. Will Soul be able to handle the customers, the sidework, and the bossy yet somewhat hot daughter of his new boss all at the same? SoMa
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,244 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Breast Stimulation Pills by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
"Increases the production of milk within the breasts' glands with…what?" Naruto hissed, silently scanning the rest of the description on the bottle.He released the Uchiha, allowing him to snatch the offending object out of the shocked mans grasp. "Idiot"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,609 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 59 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Secret Prom Date? by thelittlekitten reviews
It was that time of year for Prom. Maka had planned to go stag, but will her plans change with her new secret admirer? Rated M for future chapters. Lemony goodness? We shall see!
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,274 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Frozen Time by verveine reviews
A huge accident leaves Soul with nothing but broken hands and shattered dreams. He decides to end his life for good, when the spirit of a dead girl visits him and changes everything. He can't possibly be falling in love with a ghost...can he? AU; - SxM
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,421 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
im in love with my step brother by kaliikat reviews
I just found out my dad is remarried and i have 3 step brothers and not only that but the oldest Soul is a jerk with a bitchy girlfriend and i think ive fallen for him! wow i really mean it can my life get any better! SoMa soulxmaka
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,590 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater
MakaLay by spawnspectre reviews
Soul wants her so bad he can taste it and he'll do whatever it takes to get her. Warnings: Strong language and sexual intercourse with dubious consent. Credit to jennibare for the AN intro and summary
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,937 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Is This Sound Okay? by SunshineSong reviews
Death City Kid is an aspiring band. They're looking for something add to their sound & increase their following. Just when it seemed like they never would, their manager brings in an old friend with a unique sound and talent to boot. AU. MXS.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,616 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Simple Solutions to Stubborn Situations by DeathsDragon reviews
Soul looked at her with widening eyes. How had he never noticed it before? How could he only now see that she was a woman! With a sinking feeling he realized how much trouble he was now in. Contian's OC but no self-inserts or bloody Mary-Sues. SxM
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,870 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
To Love Is To Hate To Fight Is To Break by Mistaken-Soul Eatter reviews
Maka and Soul have been partners and best friends for a year. Now that Maka is 15 and Soul is 16, they start to get normal teenage hormones, and start to get strange feelings for eachother...
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,639 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Love Story by LifeTaker DevilGirl reviews
Maka is Soul's fiancee and 1st friend. Wes raped Maka and that's the start of their problems. Maka was married to Wes instead of Soul. In the end, they both made it with the help of their friends. Patti and black*star / Sxm / Kid and tsubaki. Pls r&r
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,157 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Platonic Parentage by eskeflowne reviews
"Right then, how about we make a deal." Grinned Sasuke. "Oh." Inquired Sakura "If neither one of us is married, engaged or dating someone in five years time, we'll have a child together." Declared Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,741 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Own Personal Model by Clover-tan reviews
He's a model and she's a photographer. They never talk to each other nor are they interested. But an unexpected meeting at a bar sparks a conversation between them. Are things going to take a turn? And who's this other model she's working with? AU.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,857 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Soul Amity by ubyrai reviews
Run your fingers through my soul. For once, just once, feel exactly what I feel, believe what I believe, perceive as I perceive, look, experience, examine, and for once; just once, understand. A one-shot and drabble collection. SoMa. TWT. COMPLETED
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,681 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Their new adventure by TheGreatRinnim reviews
Soul is able to get rid of the black blood but it comes at a price can he and Maka survive the ordeal or will Soul be destroyed
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,026 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Facebook Galore by Gabbeh reviews
CRACK. /Sasu&Saku/ Quiz 6: Uchiha Sasuke took the 'What Will You Be When You're Older' quiz and got the result: 'Professional Stalker.' This couldn't end well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,156 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Soul Eater Fairytale by Bridge7112 reviews
When Prince Soul is completely consumed by madness will Princess Maka be able to pull him out of it?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,677 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Change in Direction by Tasha Ashes reviews
But it was that smirk that made me realize that it was definitely the same Sasuke regardless of his godlike body. He was still his ignorant, cocky, completely amazing self... the only thing that had changed was the fact that he chose to sit beside me. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 178,024 - Reviews: 2188 - Favs: 1,319 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Fake or Real by CupcakeGoodness101 reviews
Have you ever had a morning when you have no idea where you are? Then the next thing you know, you're a married women to a man who belittles your chest size. Well, God just has to have a sense of humor.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,545 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Got a Problem? by Marsh of Sleep reviews
AU. Maka's just trying to get by, but everything keeps pointing her in the same freakin' direction: Towards a weird-looking OLD GUY! Valentine's Day fic, sort of. SoMa, two-parter, Crack. Rated for language, mostly.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,840 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Love, with a Side of Fries by verveine reviews
She had his heart & all she said was, "Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order?" - SxM
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Happy Holidays with the Evans by Amber Lehcar reviews
When invited to the Evans' house for Christmas, Maka insists she and Soul go. Will the joy of the holidays bring the two together?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,906 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Seducing My Killer by Asha3 reviews
Cold excitement slithered down Sasuke's spine. It's her. She is the one he needs. SasuSaku AU Three-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,035 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
No, My Master! by SasuSakuKawaii reviews
She hates him but she doesn't have a choice but to marry him. He hurts her more than he can imagine and gives all of his love to his first wife. But as Sakura falls in love with him everything changes. He finally feels the love that was there for so long.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,559 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
soul and maka's shibusen love story by TheGreatRinnim reviews
our hero's are finally together. But Spirit isn't to happy and witches are growing more powerful can our lover's juggle life and love read and find out.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,166 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
You're All I Ever Wanted by magnoliastar08 reviews
Soul goes out with his boys and finds Maka in the most unexpected place. How will he react? *SongFic*
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
All The Right Moves by ZTheIncomplete reviews
Maka left five years ago. She left Soul and Tsubuki and all her other friends. She's finally worked up the courage to come home. Rated M because I feel like it. And later chapters...
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,679 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
In the Palm of My Hands by Sweet.Crazy-DramaQueen reviews
Haruno is a maid in Uchiha's household. Who's madly in love with Uchiha Sasuke. But not only does she wears glasses, is shy, short and ugly, Uchiha comes home with another woman. Is 'I love you... Sakura' the last words of this story? Or the beginning?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 225,282 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Don't Judge A Book By It's Cover by cutelittleuchihagurl reviews
Sakura: School Nerd. Sasuke: School Bully. NightRave: Sakura's mysterious online bff. What happens when Sakura finds out who NightRave really is and what Sasuke isn't? Highschool fic. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,503 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Undo by Marsh of Sleep reviews
"She doesn't want to analyze if she's trained him to be hard as long as he's underneath her, or if he actually finds her attractive." SoMa, femdom!Maka, depressing fluff, smut, crack, etc. For ChaosViper, 'cause it was her birthday yesterday.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,280 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Venom by BlushingLotus reviews
When Sakura becomes infected with a deadly poison, she must turn to one of her male teammates for a cure. That is, if she can handle the steamy antidote. Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,595 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 253 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Passionately Loveless by Ice of the Kitsune's Fire reviews
Because, you know, it's like Cinderella. Only she can't even act like she's in love, and he's the jerkiest jerk she's ever met. Albeit, a very handsome jerk... wait, what? SoulxMaka AU
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,961 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Do Not Disturb by Amber Lehcar reviews
Blair finds out Soul's secret and tries to "remedy the situation". Maka's attempts to save him from the cat actually lands her in an awkward situation. SoulXMaka
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Pictures of You by Wicked Wonderful reviews
It's a normal day. Maka is going out. Soul says something stupid. Maka hits Soul. Soul finds pictures of Maka. All Hell breaks loose!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
The Beauty and the Beast by Aurora Ciel reviews
AU If he could learn to love another, and earn her love in return, then the curse would be lifted. If not, he would be doomed to remain a demon for all time. As the years passed, he lost all hope. For who could ever learn to love a Beast? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,930 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kama Sutra for the Soul by Pink-love-lost reviews
This book worm lands in a sticky situation as she soon discovers she being pinned down by her boss and partner Soul? SoMa Oneshot LEMON!
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Maka A., Soul Eater
What Could Have Been by XhexaniaRose reviews
15 years has passed since he left Konoha. While in a village market he finds himself in a small shop were an old woman gives him a special stone that is meant to give someone a view at a life they could have had.....SasukeXSaukra......Lemons....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,162 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 1,695 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Last Duchess by Terrified of Logic reviews
Sasuke admires a painting on the wall. Inspired by Robert Browning. SASUSAKU oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Office Affair by Knarly Otaku reviews
He's a jerk. I'm a whore. He's my boss. I'm his slave. He's my drug. I'm his consumer... M for Mature
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,899 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Togetherish by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ Sakura had always wondered why he always waited for her before leaving, or why he turned down offers of much prettier girls for a night of passion -only to spend it with her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,721 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Anthology by Laura-chan reviews
Oneshots Collection -SasuSaku- Rating doesn't apply to every chapter: He had realized he had done the worst mistake of his life so far.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 86,019 - Reviews: 1808 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Maid Number 167 by Dark Angelic Kitty reviews
SasuSaku AU// She was known as Maid no.167 out of 254 servants in the Uchiha household. She has a name, but only her dorky roommate knows it. He was known as the God of Sex and guess what? His name was even more popular than Jesus. Uhoh I sense chemistry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,134 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Make It Good by Yaoifreak01 reviews
Yaoifreak: OMG! Sakura raped Sasuke! Rae: No. Sasuke raped Sakura. Y: What! Then what was that loud male scream of pain I heard? R: That was definitely a female scream, but I’m not so sure it was a painful one... MA. Plot. Smut. Yum Sum Series: Book Three
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,783 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mitara Wakaru Desho? Isn't it Obvious? by xXAsuka-chanXx reviews
In a world where hair and looks mean everything, ever wonder what it would feel like to be unconditionally loved? To have someone give up popularity or beauty for you-just because? My name's Haruno Sakura,and I found that person.Just one thing: I'm dying.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,121 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Red Butterfly by Laura-chan reviews
She was his and only his. “It’s dangerous for you to touch me like that.” He said, knowing that she couldn’t understand him, yet. SasuSaku AU/OOC, TWO-SHOTS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,927 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 426 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Partner by Yamashina Risaki reviews
You can betray me however you want as long as you stay by my side. Soul/Maka. One-shot.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Lift Me Up by Jouaient reviews
Sakura never liked her job as a hotel security guard. But when she discovered the strange things people do in lifts, it was pure entertainment. That is, until a raven haired man stepped into one of the elevators. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,567 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Girls for Sale by boredteenager reviews
An all boy country has a population depression. They need to buy girls for means of reproduction. How would they handle dealing with homo sapiens they had never seen before? Perverted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,896 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Epic Fail! by Teh Pocky Ninja reviews
Ahem, good evening ladies. Prepare to be passed out your papers for the written examination to choose the wife of Uchiha Sasuke. This test was personally created by him, so do your best and answer in complete sentences with a number two pencil. Good luck!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Reapor by Dark Promise reviews
DARK FIC! KarinSasukeSakura triangle. Dark and difficult times lie ahead for Sakura, can she over come them? R&R! Lots of Lemons. Rape, self mulitation, death, etc. You have been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,112 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Uchiha Heir by Juniper11 reviews
Sakura agrees to help Sasuke restore his clan but later realizes that the bargain did not include marriage. Is Sasuke's child worth having to deal with a cold Uchiha for the rest of her life? Will she ever find the love she needs?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,469 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Where the Heart Is by Aurora Ciel reviews
AU She was the sweet, innocent daughter of the Headmaster. He was a rebel and a rule breaker. In hopes of leading him to a better path the two are forced to spend all their time together. The one thing no one ever expected out of it was love. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,099 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Time by Princess Pechay reviews
“If only I could meet you again, at a different time under different circumstances and at a different place, I would be able to give you everything in this world.” And indeed, both of them silently wished it in their hearts. But ironically, it was the onl
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kiss and Tell by melancholy.LOVER reviews
Naruto wants to get Sasuke the perfect birthday present, so his perverted little mind comes up with buying him a prostitute and that's exactly what he does! Her name, Sakura Haruno a vixen known to all men[you, your big aren't you?]LEMON IN FIRST CHAPTER!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,539 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
One Wish by Dionysos reviews
“Uchiha explain what you are doing here.” .........Sasu&Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,093 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 10/14/2006 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
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I Won't Forget reviews
"Come on Maka, live a little." "You won't regret it Maka-chan! It's so fun going to a club. You get to dance with complete strangers. And maybe...?" I didn't miss the mischeivious glint in Patty's eye before it disappeared from sight. Soma! One-Shot!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
That's High School For You! reviews
Maka's family was torn apart! Maka's mother left. Maka's father stayed, unwanted though. Nothing is going right. And now she has to go to another school! What else? Oh yeah, crazy teachers, loud students, & cool albinos? Wow! Good luck Maka! SoMa! AU!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,260 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater