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Joined 11-08-02, id: 291811, Profile Updated: 06-20-10
Author has written 15 stories for Song of the Lioness, Fairy Tales, and Misc. Books.

I love to read and really should do it more. I also occasionally do a little writing, although I used to much more when I was younger (for example, almost everything on here was written in my young teens :P). First started reading and reviewing way back when I was about 12, I'm 21 now so I've been hanging around for 9 odd years...

I'm a huge Kel/Joren fan and it makes me slightly sad that those stories seems to have fallen out of favour these days (and makes me feel very old). The best stories I ever read were Kel/Joren. And it takes a lot to write a good one. You have to keep them in character, keep Joren as himself, and still create some sort of connection between them. I haven't seen a new one in years...but i still wait in hope... I also love Owen and Cleon, who don't seem to have many fans left these days either!

Don't really come here very often any more, but thought I should leave it up for the odd occasion when I do!

Sometimes I think I'm just a figment of your imagination.

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Shinko's Life: The Diary of Princess Shinkokami by Heather the Writer reviews
Stuck under the rule of her mother-in-law, Shinko turns to a diary for comforts. Through it she slowly discovers the secrets of court, Tortall, and her own broken family. And, suddenly, everything is not that simple anymore as she begins to truly see what it means to be a Princess.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,245 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 3/18/2008
The Two Islands by Eaglefire reviews
The heir to the Copper Isles crown joins a mage, a squire, and a tree's son on a quest to defeat Chaos and fulfill their destinies as a conflict brewing between mortal powers turns into a fateful war among the divine powers that be.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 77,460 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Tortall
The Lady Knight's Squire by Rusting Roses reviews
We all know how Kel's years as a squire went...yet it was Neal who faced four years with the infamous 'Lioness'. How did Neal fare those four years? Welcome to Squire, told from Neal's perspective.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,663 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Tortall
The Only Volunteer by Ally-Marty reviews
What if Wyldon had allowed Joren, and not Neal, to be Kel's sponsor? This Alternate Universe story is a complete, 71-chapter rewrite of the PotS series. Some of the chapters are very long. Rated T for safety. Reviews are still appreciated! **COMPLETE**
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 368,284 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Keladry, Joren - Complete
Rite of Passage by Contorce reviews
After a dangerous struggle for her freedom, Adda explores life beyond the bonds of slavery and is trained by the most powerful mage in Tortall.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 120,705 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Tortall, Tortall
The Snarl in the Depths by Sulia Serafine reviews
It was never meant to happen. One act of selflessness and look what awaited her now. Marriage to Joren of Stone Mountain. A flood started it. But they didn't need water to drown. K/J. Rating has gone up to Mature.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,884 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Keladry, Joren - Complete
Real Girl by meganwastaken reviews
Modern day Kel/Dom. Dom is a college boy who's friends take him to a high class gentlemen's club, where he meets a brown haired goddess on a table, Kel is struggling to support herself and her brother Tobe since their parents death. Will fate play a part?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,632 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Tortall, Tortall
The Ultimate How To Guide by Magna Parva reviews
Everything you'll ever need to know to make it big in the fanfic industry. Second chapter: How to accept constructive criticism. Want to know? READ! -Sarcasm and minor insults abound. I'm warning you!- "WRITING SUMMARIES" is by CONFUSEDKNIGHT!
Crossover - Song of the Lioness & Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,372 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 4/28/2008
Bottle It Up by Good Question reviews
Kel/Roald. One-Shot. Set after Lady Knight. Returning home was never so sweet, but things have changed a little and that just doesn't always work out in the way's we've planned. Somewhat graphic untsing. For pure love of the fandom.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,954 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Keladry, Roald - Complete
Where we don't go by Marius the Roman reviews
Sometimes when you cant sleep things happen that you wish wouldn't. You have urges you'd rather not have. But then sometimes things happen that you secretly hoped for Roger/Alex slash. Rated M, for explicit scenes...
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Tortall, Tortall - Complete
The Jaguar Goddess by Eaglefire reviews
Sarai's daughter goes to the Copper Isles and teams up with Aly's daughter and Taybur Sibigat's son. One night when they get lost in Rajmuat, Kyprioth finds them and proposes a wager which leads to the adventure of a lifetime.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 87,225 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Yama's Festival by Eaglefire reviews
Alanna faced a corrupt mage seeking the throne. Kel defended her people against a neocromancer who stole the souls of children. Now, as she tries for her knighthood, Deryne of Queenscove is pulled into a deadly whirlwind of the past and present.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 196,231 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Warrior Soul by Pavlov's Belle reviews
In the aftermath of betrayal, everyone needs an ally. Kel and Neal's friendship has outlasted time and conflict, but will love finally break them? Major K/N shippage *Temporary Hiatus*
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,592 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 2/9/2003 - Keladry, Nealan
Submission by writteninhaste reviews
A dark and twisted look on Joren's perverse motives for fighting Kel. Rated T but discretion advised - it might deserve a low M rating. T because its not too graphic.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Tortall, Tortall - Complete
But You Yourself Are Nothing So Divine by Merrybeans reviews
Empress Kalasin of Carthak no longer feels like she used to. What will it take for her to realise that she's still valued, and that life is still worth living?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,885 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Tortall - Complete
No Respectable Man by Crazed Fuzzle reviews
They said no respectable man would marry Sarra's bastard. So what will they think when the girl and her future husband are forced to return to Snowsdale?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,767 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/30/2006 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Tortall - Complete
Triad by Emmegan reviews
Gary misses Raoul. Raoul worries about Gary. Buri steps in to fix things, and all three have a very interesting night. WARNING: implied slash. Actually, no: blatantly obvious slash. But it's RBG, so it's got to be good. Enjoy! ... And review!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,136 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Tortall - Complete
The Snow Knight and the Stars by kitty-moogles reviews
one shot Snow. Knight. Escape, and Stars. KelYuki.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Complete
The Idiot's Guide to Being Dead by Anonymous Nerds reviews
Duke Roger of Conte has lots of experience in the area of being dead. Some say that he is soon to have a degree in Deathology but that's rather irrelevant! Here is a guide to assist you in the noble art of being dead.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Tortall - Complete
In the Shadows of Love by queen-of-sapphires reviews
I was there when they carried the beautiful Joren out. Not-as a sightseer. During squire Please reviews please
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/16/2005 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Tortall
Dancing by Rowana S reviews
Kel and Joren (who, yes, isn't dead) are trapped in the dungeon of one Scanran dictator. What to do with a few minutes of life and one silly bet at your disposal? Why, learn to dance. Random one-shot. Imagination needed.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Tortall, Tortall - Complete
It Works Every Time by xoraxox reviews
As the Wizarding World is about to implode, the silent Millicent Bulstrode, she of the striking troll resemblance, may just prove to have so much to offer – if she’s willing to give. Multiple pairings, Pansy x Draco mostly. Almost certainly abandoned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,610 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/2/2004 - Published: 6/1/2003 - Draco M., Pansy P.
Conscience by Bewildered Muse reviews
This is my JK fic, they're sleeping together but it's no more than that, will they overcome their differences? [Snort] Not likely. [Updated sporadically and currently being revised]
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,222 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/2/2004 - Published: 12/3/2001 - Tortall
The Gift by Sulia Serafine reviews
The sequel to ICBW, running parallel to its mother series, about a young man named Vinny, discovering the truth of his birth. This can be read without reading ICBW! Complete
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 100,738 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 6/24/2002 - Complete
A Dare by Emurlee reviews
The Lady Roxanne agonises over a kiss she received because of a dare. A kiss that changed her life. One-shot.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/3/2004 - Complete
Wealth is Everything, Isn't it, Joren? by Cinereath reviews
Joren's off to find treasure in the Yamani Islands! The only guide valid for the trip: Keladry of Mindelan! Now...how will this work out? R/R pleeaseeeee :)
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,995 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/24/2003 - Published: 1/15/2003
An Unlikely Hero by The Blind Assassin reviews
The night before his Ordeal, Joren of Stone Mountain goes missing. Years later, after Tortall has been conquered and destroyed, Joren reappears in Kel's life, asking for her help *UPDATED 8-8*
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,762 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/8/2003 - Published: 8/4/2002
Redemption By Fate by Duchess585 reviews
*Chapter 4 added* A Kel/Joren story in which Joren finds himself the prophetic hero on a quest.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,503 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/1/2003 - Published: 2/7/2003
Disillusionment by xoraxox reviews
They're under no illusions that they're fond of each other, but maybe that's not important anymore. Almost certainly abandoned. Joren x Kel
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,101 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/17/2003 - Published: 9/27/2002
The Thief in the Night by Starknight reviews
The war with the north has ended, leaving Kel with nothing to do, but during a trip to the marketplace she rescues a thief who will changes her life. Together they must stop a mage wielding a deadly new magic power. K/OC *Chapter 5 up!*
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,563 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/1/2003 - Published: 11/17/2002
Second Chances by Dumb Brunette reviews
When Joren is resurrected, he and Kel are swept up in a spell that transports them to another time. Now they have to work together to find out how they got there and ultimately how to get home.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/27/2002 - Published: 7/16/2002
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The Adventures of Sir Owen the Pervert reviews
Drunken thoughts and a little looking where he shouldn't from our dear Owen. Set after Lady Knight.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Tortall, Tortall - Complete
Half Empty Bed reviews
A little fic about being lonely.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Hardly Any Left reviews
A short story about a Lady Knights when Lady Knights are getting rare, way back before Alanna or Kel.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2004 - Complete
Christmas Songs of Tortall reviews
The PotS characters are back and still rehearsing for that Christmas show! 12 Days of Christmas, Deck the Bandits, Cleon the Red Haired Squire, Must Be Nealan, Joy to the World! joren has come and Ring the Bells. Please read and review!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/22/2003 - Published: 12/10/2002
Speechless reviews
A yearmate of Kel’s brother Anders had died three weeks after his Ordeal without every speaking. His name was Izaak. Hopefully this story will get better as I write it...
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Complete
Keladry In Wonderland reviews
Replace Alice with Kel, the white rabbit with Neal and move it all to Tortall, maybe you would get this. Full of people running away, talking animals and Orange Marmalade! Please read, review and tell me how much sugar you think I ate before I wrote this!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/18/2003 - Published: 8/29/2003 - Complete
Branithar reviews
Everything that happened in The High Crusade from Branithar's point of view. He is one messed up alien...
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/9/2003 - Published: 10/1/2003
Daytime Soapies reviews
Take a corny Soap Opera plot, kidnap the TP characters and mix it all together. You end up with something very...interesting. Staring Kel, Cleon, Joren, Briar, Tris, Dom and a bunch of others! Finished with epilogue added!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,561 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/30/2003 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Complete
Joren's Ordeal reviews
What happened in Joren's ordeal? Why did he die? This has been changed slightly and reuploaded, some more stuff addedlike the whole first part of his ordeal... Please read!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/26/2003 - Published: 11/25/2002 - Complete
Ant Hill reviews
Joren thinks about why he enjoys others pain so much and what started the obsession. A whyisthebadguybad sort of thing.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/7/2003 - Tortall, Tortall - Complete
False Hope reviews
Simply being brought up as a strong conservative shouldn’t have turned Joren into the person he was. But maybe seeing his sister die would.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/23/2003 - Complete
Snow White reviews
Snow White, short and weird. A guy Snow white, Evilstrawberrys and Beavers...I don't understand either... Please Read & Review!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5/19/2003 - Published: 11/25/2002 - Complete
Winner reviews
Joren doesn’t want to lose, but even more he doesn’t want Kel to win...a short little one off story.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Complete
Break Up reviews
The scene when Kel and Cleon broke up, rewritten as if Kel still had feelings for him. I don't like it very much, they act too OOC...Please read and review it anyway, I need help with writing things like this...
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1/12/2003 - Complete
Kel & Lalasa start to sing reviews
Umm...the title says it all, Kel and Lalasa sing and it's weird. Might or might not be funny but I won't know if you don't review hint hint. Please read and review!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/13/2002 - Complete