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Joined 11-09-02, id: 291949
Author has written 14 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Movie X-overs.

12/06
Now that I've gone a year and a half without writing any fanfiction, I can say that my desire to compose it has probably run its course. I'm still reading and reviewing occasionally but, as with many others, my interest in LotR fanfic has waned, so I might as well drop the pretext that I'm just waiting for a good plot bunny to strike. What fanfic I did write will remain up (especially in the wake of Too Easy's Mithril Award, which stunned me and I thank the individuals who enjoyed it enough to give it that honor).

My Works:
Wings of the Storm- My now complete magnum opus. A serious OC-based story about a future Nazgul on the long road to falling into shadow.
To the Halls of Mandos in a Backpack- Complete. A very silly, very OOC, sometimes juvenile parody about two MS's who don't always get their way. Related to the humorous Lorien Chronicles; if you enjoyed those you'll likely enjoy this and vice versa.
The Lorien Chronicles- The collective name for my series of random one-shots, some humorous or crossoverish (Architect, Dueling Club, Some that Die, Dark Lord), others more serious and less OOC (Doomed to Fade, Advent), and one in between (Last of my Heart), all centered on Galadriel, Celeborn, and/or Haldir and featuring shameless mixing of book and movie verse as well as inserting modern items and concepts. The series features Celeborn's Patented Non-Entity Mode, the Ewoks going Gothic, the ongoing abuses of Haldir (in the spirit of Peter Jackson), the always, um, lively relationship between Galadriel and Celeborn, and the battles against Horde Minions with Low Pain Tolerance.
The Witch King Files- Humorous one-shots about the villains of the Third Age (Too Easy, Terror and the Teeth, Drown my Woe, On the Menu).
A Breakfast of Chicken- An effort to write something different, in this case a sad, first-person composition.

Responses to reviewers: I do believe in reciprocal reviewing, so if you drop me a review and happen to write in a fandom with which I am familiar, I will probably return the favor as my schedule permits.

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All there is to know by Sliven reviews
Gríma Wormtongue, former councilor of Théoden, flees towards Isengard. But Isengard is ruined. On the way, he meets someone. Is there redemption still for the Worm? Or is there mercy, at least? A meeting, and the things that followed. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,511 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 2/12/2003 - Gandalf, Saruman, Treebeard, Grima W.
In the Keeping of HFA by Meir Brin reviews
Something more is happening at the Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy this year. Something other than mass fanwriter education Through Pain. Something more... sinister? Maybe, but "chaotic" and "insane" work too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,430 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 9/9/2003
Celebrian, Sell i Nos Galadhad by Redheredh reviews
The everyday intrigues around a little princess in a big city.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 90,607 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 3/10/2005
Letters and Care Packages by JamieBell reviews
Ginny's crossed the boundary dividing her from Harry as Ron's little sister. Harry's found out that Ginny is quite the interesting person. Could it be that friendship or maybe more is in the air? Why the hesitation between Ron and Hermione? Hmmm... FIN
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,531 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 4/23/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1959 - Favs: 2,037 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Strange Alliances by Erestor reviews
A battle to save the history of MiddleEarth results in the formation of several strange alliances: fangirls aid Morgoth, Sauron aids the Valar [or does he?], and certain Elves and humans must choose to serve the winning side. But which side would that be?
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 91,110 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 8/13/2005
On Rare Occasions by TreeHugger reviews
Sequel toThe Silver Peacock and the Skulking Cutpurse. Things haved changed for Alagaith, but his past threatens his new life in Mirkwood when a group of elves from Rivendell arrive. UPDATED! Coauthored with DragonoftheNorth! COMPLETED!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 86,822 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/3/2006 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Complete
Pyres of Illusion by Tindomiel reviews
As Eowyn of Ithilien prepares for a turning point in her married life, politics from afar and fears of madness threaten to destroy all that she has created. She must battle against her nightmare turned reality: a vision of her father in law.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,549 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 5/29/2004 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
Uric the Oddball and the Great Goblin Uprising by Ariana Deralte reviews
It's Uric "the Oddball" Beaufolle's final year at Hogwarts. Badgers, goblin raids, young love, demon summoning, evil vampires, new classes, and of course, Uric himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,082 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 10/28/2002
Coming of Age by MrIntel reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny find out what it means to grow up against the backdrop of the second wizarding war. Relationships grow, lessons are learned, and Hermione discovers that book smarts aren’t everything in this tale set before Harry’s sixth
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,657 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Middle Earth High by Larien Calaelen reviews
Merry and Pippin troublemakers, Aragorn and Arwen going to the prom, Legolas, Faramir and Éowyn in drama club, Boromir and Éomer football players, Gandalf a science teacher? It's Middle Earth High, of course!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,473 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 10/17/2004
Rehab by Frotu reviews
COMPLETE Haldir's agreed to take on the task of rehabilitating Sauron out of his evil ways, but Sauron isn't going down without a fight! Chap 40, in which everything is concluded!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 148,071 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 11/15/2003 - Sauron, Haldir - Complete
Legolas Falls Apart by roseleeks reviews
Legolas has contracted a horrible wasting disease. Based on 29 on Erestor's list, 100 Ideas for Your Inevitable Legolas Fanfic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Legolas - Complete
Western Dawn by Thundera Tiger reviews
After a troubled night, Legolas looks to the dawn, hoping to find peace. But barring that, he'll take whatever he can get.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Legolas - Complete
Theldithen by Altaria Artanis reviews
Theldithen: Sindarin for little sister. A war wages in the Mirkwood early in the third age.Legolas goes to fight with the army, and, against everyone's wishes, Adlanniel, his sister, follows him. But everything goes wrong for her. Will they get to her in
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,921 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Legolas
The Great Balrog Conspiracy by Erestor reviews
What's the point of pondering the problem of balrogs' wings if balrogs don't even exist? When a skeptical Elf uncovers a vast conspiracy, his life suddenly becomes a much more dangerous thing to live.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Erestor - Complete
New Year's Eve by Thundera Tiger reviews
On the eve of the New Year, Aragorn is forced to play host to a group of individuals who seem to believe that the holiday should be celebrated with an elvish flair. Chapter 11: Setbacks abound, but Elfhelm makes an entrance.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 88,081 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 1/1/2003
Traditional Recipes for Disaster by Erestor reviews
When Elrond tries to trick Glorfindel and Erestor into working together, he provides them with a common enemy: himself. How can so many things go wrong in one day? Cowritten with Ithiliel Silverquill.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,565 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/19/2005 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
The Weeping Wraith by Katharine Faith reviews
AU, bookmovieverse. A disastrous attack forces the Fellowshippers to follow different paths in order to fulfill the Quest. Beware the very, very tiny chapter... (wince)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 120,489 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/18/2005 - Published: 4/21/2002
First Impressions by Ithiliel Silverquill reviews
When the legendary Glorfindel of Gondolin arrives in Imladris, everyone is overjoyed-everyone, that is, except Erestor. Both will be forced to look past their first impressions if either one is to ever have peace again. (No slash. Rated for violence.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,998 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/12/2005 - Published: 10/12/2004
The Scruff Factor by JastaElf reviews
How DID Aragorn come to be neat & tidy for Elrond's Council? Ch. 7, The Long Awaited Scruffilogue: in which a squirrely evening is had by all, Dwarves learn not to drop eaves, and Legolas courts doom by going to bed early. This story is finally complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,871 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 10/13/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Maedhros' End by Ceana reviews
We were all told it ended in a fiery chasm. Maedhros' end was actually quite different. Sometimes living can be the worst punishment of all. COMPLETED. MPA 2006 Winner.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,446 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/23/2005 - Published: 3/2/2004 - Complete
Valentine's Day by Erestor reviews
Legolas emerged. He was wearing silken blue pajamas, his blonde hair was tousled, and his grey eyes were only half open. “What’s going on?" he asked. "Are we under attack?” Erestor smirked. “Not yet,” he said.'
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Legolas - Complete
MarySues: A Textbook by Elros Tar-Minyatur reviews
A detailed journey into the very bowels of Mary-suedom. Not for the faint-hearted.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 1/17/2005 - Published: 1/12/2005
Divine Intervention by NotYourAverageSchoolgirl reviews
An update after ages! I solemnly swear that I will update over Christmas break. It's up to you guys which story I update for sure, so please email me with your votes! Divine Intervention, A Lesson in Humility, or The Fine Art of Failing? Pick one PLEASE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,567 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/21/2004 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Just In Case by Marnie reviews
Galadriel's temptation by the One Ring is well known, but what about Celeborn? What was he doing, while this perilous thing stayed in his realm?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Celeborn - Complete
Confronting the Family by alternativelyspliced reviews
Harry finally realizes his feelings for Ginny, but does she still feel the same? And what about her family?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,839 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/8/2004 - Published: 6/3/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Diversions by Erestor reviews
Aragorn is planning his attack on the Black Gate. Legolas states the obvious one too many times. This is dedicated to whoever wrote the screenplay for RotK. Slightly revised June '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Sue'ing Double by Tindomiel reviews
Enter the average teen Mary Sue; then drop her in a Middle Earth that really does not want her there. As the author wreaks torment upon all of Middle Earth, Mary Sue learns the hard way that world-hopping is NEVER as easy as it looks.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,504 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 7/1/2003 - Legolas
One by Erestor reviews
Gimli realizes that the counting game he plays with Legolas is more complicated than he thought. He says an oliphant only counts as one, and Legolas begs to differ... REVISED November '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
Elrond's Most Forgettable Birthday by TreeHugger reviews
Prince Legolas must choose something for King Thranduil to send to Lord Elrond for his birthday-something quite forgettable!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 119,386 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/31/2004 - Published: 9/8/2002
A Rivendell Regatta, Mirkwood Style by Miss Aranel reviews
A boat race is scheduled in Mirkwood on the occasion of a visit from Lord Elrond. Regattas don't usually involve white water rapids, toy boats, and pies though, do they? Ch. 6: Small Legolas worries over a pink boat; Galion and Co. paint by number.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,519 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/23/2004 - Published: 10/25/2003 - Legolas
That muted sort of longing by Serendipity reviews
Humor, angst and adventure color Ginny Weasley’s fifth year as she matures from the girl she is to the woman she will be. Her burgeoning powers are the least of her worries as her friendship with Harry darkens into something else. Updated 7-22
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 107,481 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Harry Potter vs Lord of the Rings: Edition II by Shadow Phantom reviews
The epic battle for fantasy domination continues in this second moving edition. Secrets are discovered, love is created, and horror is unleashed (the reading of edition I is not required).
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,305 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/18/2004
Here they come by Lady LeBeau reviews
The characters from LotR experience their first Mary Sues and learn how to deal with them. So far, Faramir, Denethor, Gimli, Lurtz, Theoden, and Wormtongue have been 'Sued. I will take requests...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,347 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/11/2004 - Published: 1/4/2004
Looking for Work by Erestor reviews
A group of desperate characters meet in Legolas's house, the Mirkwood Mansion. What are they doing there? Looking for work, actually. REVISED November '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Complete
Smaug alone in the Lonely Mountain by NatzandtheRatz reviews
CHAPTER FIVE UP! One month on after invading the Mountain, Smaug is bored. But then he finds unexpected (and pretty reluctant!) friends. Pure silly fluff!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,161 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/26/2004 - Published: 5/19/2004
Trapped in an Elevator by Erestor reviews
A scheming security guard and an ambitious ElfPrince become blackmailers when an elevator breaks down... with Thranduil and Gimli stuck inside it. Not just humor, there is drama!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,492 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/19/2004 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Erestor, Legolas - Complete
The Silver Peacock and the Skulking Cutpurse by TreeHugger reviews
Written with Dragon-of-the-north. OCS! Two very different elves are caught up in an unlikely adventure filled with mischief, mayhem, and three of the worst goblins to walk the face of Arda. Set directly following the Battle of Five Armies in The Hobbit.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 141,133 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/18/2004 - Published: 10/21/2003
Know Your Enemies by Limyaael reviews
Melkor's just been released from Mandos. Now he's going to take revenge- if he can figure out who's who. Rated mostly for violent OOCness.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/30/2004
Siege Mentality by Insomniac Luddite reviews
Palantiri, modems, girls in Elrond’s bedroom, flash floods, feather dusters, Erestor fainting, catatonic Thranduil, whipped cream, cruelty to Mary Sues, silly names, four half-witted Halflings and one irritable Istar.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,357 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/4/2004 - Published: 2/22/2003 - Elrond, Legolas
Elrond and the 101 Mary Sues by Sliven reviews
Elrond Halfelven had 101 extremely gorgeous daughters. They were all getting on his nerves. They were known as the Mary Sues, and they happened to Middle Earth... COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,468 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/26/2004 - Published: 1/16/2004 - Elrond - Complete
The One Ring by UbiquitousPitt reviews
A day in the life of an unusually discordant piece of gold jewelry
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 12/30/2002 - Frodo B., Bilbo B.
Moments Say So Much by Evadne reviews
The Fellowship sometimes has some trouble getting along
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/9/2004 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Gandalf, Frodo B.
Behold the Man by Werecat99 reviews
A journey in darkness to explore the life and deeds of the man known as the Mouth of Sauron. Rated for gore, torture and adult situations. Chapter 2 up.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/7/2004 - Published: 2/28/2004
Galadriel: The Owners' Manual by Discorporate Counsel reviews
Review the facts you should know before operating your new GALADRIELtm Lady of the Wood!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2004 - Galadriel
Master Suelove by Meir Brin reviews
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Came to Love the Mary Sue "Saruliel was a Mary Sue/ Perfect, flawless, fair and true/ Dwelling now in Tolkien's Realm/ The Fellowship work to bring her down..."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,949 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/26/2004 - Published: 10/25/2002
Getting Even by Crystal-Nimrodel reviews
When you belong to royalty do you really lose all sense of fun?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/11/2004 - Legolas, Haldir
High Elves, Low Dignity by Crystal-Nimrodel reviews
Lord Elrond and a so-called bright idea. What can possibly go wrong? CHAPTER 4 UP
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,522 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2003 - Published: 10/1/2003
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
Mnemosyne by Werecat99 reviews
A ghost and old sins. A Potions Master and the shadows of his past. And a white cat... CHAPTER 4 UP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/27/2003 - Published: 10/21/2003 - Severus S., Albus D.
Acharn the Howling Hookhanded by TreeHugger reviews
A Halloween tale set in Mirkwood. Does a hook-handed fiend haunt the forest of Mirkwood? Thranduil thinks he knows the truth, but does he? Legolas is determined to find out, or is he?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,869 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/23/2003 - Legolas
The Teacher's Pet by Werecat99 reviews
COMPLETE. A Potions Master with no sense of humor. A cat with an attitude and a naughty poltergeist. Oh the fun! Oh the horror!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,887 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/9/2003 - Published: 4/28/2003 - Severus S. - Complete
A Very Dark, Very Wet, and Very Miserable Morning by Thundera Tiger reviews
Sometimes, it just doesn't pay to be evil. And even if your bed is underwater, there are some mornings when you're better off staying in it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 32 - Published: 8/30/2003 - Complete
Harry Potter vs Lord of the Rings by Shadow Phantom reviews
Watch as two fantasy giants have an all out war! ...And parties. Ch. 14: When a mad, giant, and hairy SPIDER runs into Lothlorien, it's chased by two most adorable and under appreciated characters who save the day. Fight oppression and review today!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,916 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2003 - Published: 4/21/2002
A Proud Horse on a Field of Green by Miss Aranel reviews
A Yuletide Tale. When hunting for their gifts, young Eomer and Eowyn happen across an especially desirable present. Theodwyn, Eomund, Theoden, and Theodred also make an appearance.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,549 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Eowyn
The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy by Meir Brin reviews
**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 79,887 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
Haldir's Diary by Tindomiel reviews
Meet Haldir, the character you'd never expect to be exploited, the side of him you'd never expect to see. Bringing a desperately needed nickoftime Elven Army to Helm's Deep is not an easy task, so guess who got the job.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,677 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/17/2003 - Published: 2/7/2003 - Haldir - Complete
The Sinking of Númenor by Jen Littlebottom reviews
The real reason Númenor was sunk, and, on a related theme, why there are no Fae in Middle-earth. Contains bizarre humour, angry Valar, and a sheep.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2003
The Balrog's Lament by Insomniac Luddite reviews
Even Balrogs can be useful if you’ve been captured by an insane writer.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2003 - Elrond
Gandalf's familiar by Werecat99 reviews
The tenth member of the Fellowship: Middle Earth through the eyes of a cat. Chapter 7 up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,648 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/1/2003 - Published: 3/17/2003 - Gandalf, Aragorn
Aesop's Fables From MiddleEarth by Anarril reviews
Morals from middle-earth, and stories to go with them. Chapter two: "The Night By The Cliff" is up!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/27/2003 - Published: 3/26/2003
Nobody Tosses a Dwarf by Honesty reviews
An ancient Dwarvish law explained. In verse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2003 - Gimli, Gimli
Tricksy Tales 1 by TreeHugger reviews
First in the Tricksy Trio Tales. What do you get with three mischievous young elves, an annoying little sister, and a mudhole? COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,428 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 17 - Updated: 2/17/2003 - Published: 2/10/2003 - Complete
In the Hall of the Wood Elf King by TreeHugger reviews
The Hobbit AU. While the Dwarves are imprisoned in Thranduil's dungeons, Bilbo meets Legolas quite by accident. We find out why Elves don't smoke pipeweed. COMPLETED!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 140,644 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/5/2002 - Published: 6/4/2002 - Legolas, Bilbo B. - Complete
Beyond Hope by Honesty reviews
Abandoned WIP. An Elladan & Elrohir fic. Few Elves and Dwarves still linger in human society. The 21st century is no place for the Elves, and the way West is closed. When danger approaches only the Dwarves can help them, but they, too, face their doom.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,548 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2002 - Sauron, Elrohir
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3108 - Favs: 1,869 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
An Orc in Rivendell by TreeHugger reviews
Egla Ash accompanies Legolas to Rivendell for Elrond's council. Faramir struggles with his troubled dreams.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 72,468 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/31/2002 - Published: 4/10/2002 - Legolas, Faramir
Hearts of Darkness by TreeHugger reviews
sequel to Whisper of Things to Come. This is undergoing some revisions. Chapters 1 through 3 are finished. 28 years after Egla Ash is captured and taken to Dol Guldur he returns to exact his revenge on Legolas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,140 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/8/2002 - Published: 3/18/2002 - Legolas
Leaf and Branch by JastaElf reviews
Elrond and his sons assist the Elves of Mirkwood in an attempt to rescue a very young Prince who has been captured by Orcs. MPA Awards Winner &Mithril Awards Finalist... thanks to all who voted! Story is now Complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,841 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/3/2002 - Published: 3/27/2002 - Elrond, Legolas - Complete
Fangirls: A Hobbit's Guide to Self-Protection by Lady Alyssa reviews
With all the Fangirls' guides to hunting Elves and Hobbits, we feel they should be given a fighting chance...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2002
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On the Menu reviews
While teaching himself the art of pipe smoking, Grima discovers the circumstances under which meat is not on the Uruk's menu.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Complete
Drown my Woe reviews
The Witch King walks into a bar... and proceeds to think too much, despite his best intentions.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Complete
A Breakfast of Chicken reviews
Fear. The city is rank with it… One couple’s experience during the Siege of Minas Tirith.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/26/2005 - Complete
Wings of the Storm reviews
All that glitters is not gold, as an ambitious Second Age chieftain is about to find out.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,062 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/25/2005 - Published: 7/5/2003 - Complete
The Terror and the Teeth reviews
The Mouth of Sauron goes to the dentist.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Too Easy reviews
2005 Mithril Award Winner: Best Humour or Parody! A vast menace of despair... Why the Movieverse Witch King flew away before killing Gandalf, among other things, during the Battle of the Pelennor Fields.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Complete
To the Halls of Mandos in a Backpack reviews
A Mary Sue parody. Rivendell is subjected to two lusters with very compatible interests.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,802 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Complete
Advent reviews
Celeborn deals with two ladies who aren't properly preparing for Yule.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/13/2004 - Complete
Something about a Dark Lord reviews
Galadriel teaches Trelawney the art of prophesying in multiple octaves simultaneously.
Movie X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Complete
Some that Die Deserve Life reviews
His path is drowned deep in shadow... Galadriel mourns for Haldir, despite his protestations.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,191 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2004 - Complete
Doomed to Fade reviews
Galadriel's vision of the overthrow of Sauron.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Complete
The Last of My Heart reviews
Stray but a little... Galadriel thinks Celeborn is having an affair.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/11/2004 - Complete
The Dueling Club reviews
Gandalf and Saruman pass on lessons learned during the shooting of FotR, much to the chagrin of Galadriel and Haldir.
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/27/2003 - Complete
The Architect of Caras Galadhon reviews
Some silliness regarding the appearance of Caras Galadhon. Galadriel finds the perfect architect to build the heart of elvendom on earth.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/3/2003 - Complete