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Author has written 10 stories for Twilight.

I'm 17 years old and love to write.

Updating schedule:

"The Plan" - Weekly

"Have I mentioned I effing hate Edward Cullen?" - Outtakes will be posted every once in a while, but it is a complete story

I try to keep to my updating schedule, but I don't always accomplish that goal, so please be patient.

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GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 10381 - Favs: 2,814 - Follows: 2,375 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Education of Professor Cullen by sheviking reviews
College professor Edward Cullen is thoroughly annoyed by his student Ms. Swan. Everything about her bothers him, and he longs for the semester to be over. But what happens when he meets her one night when they aren't in school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 10706 - Favs: 9,365 - Follows: 7,032 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Babysitter by plummy reviews
Everybody said Rose was perfect for me, and this weekend I was going to find out if it was true. That was the plan, until I met her sister.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,055 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 2,145 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hedone Ranch by JenJadeEyes reviews
Stressed out, Bella seizes an opportunity to get away. After being mistaken for her movie-star boss at a "spa", she finds out her boss has been using her name to keep big secrets. When is a spa not a spa? When it's a brothel. See what Bella discovers about herself during her stay. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,663 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 1,675 - Follows: 1,542 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Bella - Complete
It Begins Like This by iambeagle reviews
A story about long-distance love. It begins with 'Then' and ends with 'Now'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,865 - Reviews: 1793 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 1,342 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dark Elixir by MoneyTunes10 reviews
Manipulative, obsessively possessive Edward wants Bella...just not yet...and he is going to teach her an unforgettable lesson for her defiance. AH, AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,034 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Cellar by iambeagle reviews
Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 49,262 - Reviews: 4151 - Favs: 2,863 - Follows: 1,881 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Need by Taste of the Forbidden Contest reviews
Teasing, taunting, sinfully sexual; all words to describe what she does to him, and him to her. The desire to give in, and take. The need to release. If only she wasn't his step-sister. If only their parents hadn't gotten married.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,335 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 163 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Beautiful by DazzledIn2008 reviews
Bella, new to "the lifestyle," attends a party at dominant Edward Cullen's house, and he shows an interest in her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 80,322 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 1,181 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stripped by HoneyPeaches reviews
Edward is the owner of a successful strip club. Bella knows nothing of the adult world in which her body can be her greatest asset, but is desperate for money. It's up to Edward to unlock the temptress within EdwardxBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Edward, Bella
An Abridged Account by alchemilla mollis reviews
An Abridged Account of the Intimate History of Edward Cullen, as told to Bella Swan. Edward recounts a somewhat disastrous history of encounters with women through the 20th century, as Bella becomes more and more impatient to have an encounter of their own.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 145,536 - Reviews: 2025 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Biology Project by solostintwilight reviews
Edward's an addict resisting treatment, Bella's a girl who just wants a boyfriend already. What happens when they get paired up for a Biology Project? Bio Lab could get interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 70 - Words: 211,412 - Reviews: 12687 - Favs: 4,022 - Follows: 3,326 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Casting Couch by coldplaywhore reviews
Carlisle is a vile movie producer who takes advantage of the girls who audition for his films, and this time it's Isabella's turn. Rated M. AH VERY OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,179 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Complete
Desire and Deception by Driven To Desire Challenge reviews
I had the perfect life in New York. Money, a nice house, loving husband. But still, I craved him. He was a man so close yet so forbidden. My own personal demon. My torture. My step-brother; Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,693 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 58 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Grasping Darkness by KiyaRaven reviews
She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 267,922 - Reviews: 8310 - Favs: 5,685 - Follows: 4,210 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Neighbor by MalloryKnoxx reviews
"I'm standing here with my face pressed against my door looking through the peephole at my neighbor...I wonder if she knows I'm watching". BXE PWP One big lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,433 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Corrupt Me by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
Bella is bored by her perfect life. She's in control of basically everything... but sometimes it's fun to give up a little control to a certain Edward Cullen. Lemons o' Plenty kids. M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,546 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Dark Whisper Continued by In Treatment for OCD reviews
Alice tries to save Bella from a dark world of promiscuity, but things go astray! Dominant Carlisle & Jasper! Multiple Lemons! Adopted/Continued w/Permission. AH/AU, Completely OOC. Graphic Slash, Unusual Kink, Anything Goes! Rated M for a Reason! D/s.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 83,745 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Alice, Bella
Black Velvet by jarethstwilighteyes reviews
Set in 1780.Edward is Charles Swans landlord. Charles is behind on his debt, and in order for him to stay out of Jail, Edward wants his daughter to marry him.Please read. Dominate/Lustful Edward.Author of "Someday you'll marry me" Read and Review Please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,566 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
First of the Month by iambeagle reviews
Edward leases out his late aunt's house for extra cash. 'Property Management for Dummies' should've prepared him for this.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 77 - Words: 68,809 - Reviews: 5260 - Favs: 2,457 - Follows: 1,538 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sleep On The Floor by sexycereal reviews
He steals my coffee first, my virginity second and my heart third. College fluff. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,679 - Reviews: 2762 - Favs: 4,637 - Follows: 3,632 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good Deal by m7707 reviews
Bella Swan hates Rosalie Hale. Her idea of revenge? Sleeping with the Ice Queen's boyfriend, Edward Cullen. AH, very OOC, very rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 1987 - Favs: 3,064 - Follows: 1,543 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Come Play With Me by Mizzdee reviews
Bella has her future all planned out: job, husband, kids. But before real life begins, Edward told her to let loose & have fun. To experience life. There are two experiences she wants, Emmett and Jasper. Written for Twilight Kink fest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,304 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 147 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Bella
Cherry Moon by lola-pops reviews
In 1962 I find truth in bad boys, loud cars and cheap bourbon. Originally written for the 2011 FGB Compilation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,904 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 117 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
To the Victor Go the Spoils by MarchHare5 reviews
When Carlisle's coven of females is threatened by an interloper, Carlisle's instincts run away with him as he teaches his rival a lesson he'll never forget. Very OOC. Graphic. Heed warnings inside. For the TwiKinkFest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,457 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Carlisle, Jasper - Complete
End Game by ArcadianMaggie reviews
The next time Mike enters the locker room after practice, the sound of running water is enough to make him burn. He knows Emmett's just on the other side of that wall. Written for the Kink Fest. PWP. Slash. Mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,729 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Dead Hearts by Kikume reviews
Though she'd never admit it aloud, Tate's mouth pressing gently against her inner thigh is enough to scare the girl who isn't afraid of anything. Violate. One-shot.
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,445 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Violet H., Tate L. - Complete
Master and Servant by whodreamedit reviews
Set post 'Open House' with spoilers up to and including Ep7. Tate made Violet to promise not to cut herself again. But what he doesn't know won't hurt him, right? What Violet doesn't realise is that Tate takes promises very, very seriously.
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Tate L., Violet H. - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4443 - Favs: 7,079 - Follows: 4,116 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sex and Violet by hot under the collar reviews
BDSM - Rosalie/Emmett/Master
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Behind The Gym by evieeden reviews
Every day Bella disappears from school, but where she goes and what she does is not what anyone would ever suspect.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,678 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 98 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Art of Seduction, or Something Like That by Buff82 reviews
The Art of Seduction, or Something Like That: The Not-So-Unfortunate Events of Bella Swan / This is Bella's brain. This is Bella's brain on sex. Rated M for mature sexual content, and language. **Written for Fandom Against Domestic Violence**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,877 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Birthday Sex by Imagination Genius reviews
Alice thinks Bella has forgotten her birthday. Bella has done no such thing. In fact she has sexy plans for her birthday. All Human Femmeslash Lemon One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Bella, Alice - Complete
You Scream, I Scream by PostSecret Prompt Contest reviews
A PostSecret Prompt Contest Entry: My downstairs neighbor and I have screaming matches to see who is loudest during nookie. I usually win.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,918 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Crossing and Uncrossing Lines by audreyii-fic reviews
Bella and Jacob try to navigate the holiday season - and their own hormones. J/B, grown from a drabble prompt into a full story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Forever and Ever by theladyingrey42 reviews
Edward has been Bella's best friend since kindergarten, and so far he's made good on his promise to always do everything with her. But now that they're older, she finds herself wanting more. Can "forever" as just friends be enough? For The Cherry Exchange
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,318 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 233 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unconventional Lessons by cass189 reviews
Written for the Teach Me The Nasty Contest. She didn't know why she was there. She certainly didn't want to be there. So why was it that she felt like she needed it, needed a teacher like him? EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,835 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In The Heat Of The Night by evieeden reviews
Bella and Edward encounter a problem when visting Renee in Florida.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,306 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Oceanic by Rochelle Allison reviews
Waterbeds can be sexy. Who knew? Edward and Bella, best friends to more-than-friends. Once a WitFit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,348 - Reviews: 1369 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Measure of Normal by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
A drabble on the measure of time between Twilight and New Moon where Edward and Bella try to date like a 'normal' couple and engage in 'normal' teen behavior. Happy Reading!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,586 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Accidental Threesome by punkfarie reviews
Sex is just...awkward. One Shot written for the AwkWard Contest.**Third Place Peoples' Choice Winner**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,658 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Studio dell'italiano by shaybo reviews
Edward helps Bella study Italian using his unique incentives. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Son of a Preacher Man by LaViePastiche reviews
The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,838 - Reviews: 8183 - Favs: 4,630 - Follows: 2,965 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
Lead Us Not Into Temptation by twighlitFF reviews
Bad Bella Good Edward Forced Christianity Awesome One Shot. Winner of the "Twi-High Anonymous Challenge." Rated for teenagers doing grownup stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,017 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 79 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
Son of a Preacher Man: The New Testament by LaViePastiche reviews
This is a place to house my FFFA out-take, mostly. I don’t know if there will be other SoaPM out-takes, but if there are, they will be found here! AH Edward/Bella/Jasper. M for very mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,780 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 97 - Published: 1/15/2010
Friction is Awesome by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
A little different, slightly more amusing... and unedited... look at the infamous leg hitch scene…sort of.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 127 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
Fire and Ice by Marora18 reviews
One-shot. Bella had to make a difficult decision – she had to pick either Edward or Jacob. But, when she's asleep, she can have them both. Rated M. *devilish smile*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Ravaged by Whiteline reviews
Bella is frustrated doing homework oneday when Rosalie pops in to lend a helping hand... Femslash. Threesome. My first Smut fic. WARNING, Graphic Smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
The Acclimation Diaries by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
All told from EPOV, The Acclimation Diaries chronicles Edward’s struggles with learning control & taking things 1 step at a time as he acclimates to Bella sexually in prep of their impending wedding night. Can he keep his desire in check or will his snap?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,700 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Last First Kiss by AcrossTheSkyInStars reviews
A/H. When Bella gets accepted to Dartmouth - her dream school - she attends with her best friend/roommate Alice. While there she meets the heartbreakingly beautiful Edward Cullen and finds that she has to deal with his past and her present.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 251,308 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bible Banger Bella by jarethstwilighteyes reviews
AH.One shot. Bella has devoted herself to God making her into a prude. What happens when Edward take matters into his own hands? Please read. No flames please. Rated M. First One-shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,346 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3878 - Favs: 3,951 - Follows: 1,808 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Suite 2226 by goldentemptress reviews
What lies behind the door of Suite 2226? Will Bella’s life ever be the same if she succumbs to the desire she feels for a forbidden lover? One-Shot entry to the Forbidden Love Affair Contest won 4th place, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,225 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19444 - Favs: 12,196 - Follows: 5,576 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Show Me by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
An entry for *A Twilight Teasing Story Contest* Bella comes into her room, fresh from the shower, wrapped in only a towel, to find Edward lounging on her bed instead of out hunting like he's supposed to be. Slightly OOC Edward, but not too much.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,609 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 79 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward's Uploading Solution by Addie W reviews
Bella has some issues uploading to her favorite fanfiction site, and Edward offers her a solution, a back way in so that she can update. Full of fluff, but also informative for anyone who wants to update and can't because this site won't let them upload.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 4/12/2007 - Complete
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The Plan reviews
Their plan was simple: They would pretend to date in order to make Jasper and Rosalie jealous. What could possibly go wrong? AH & OOC. M for language and lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,842 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Bella, Edward
Have I mentioned I effing hate Edward Cullen? reviews
"He's the bane of my existence. The chip to my manicure. The pus to my pimple. The smell to my dirty laundry. So why did I find him so freaking sexy!" A story about the fine line between hate and lust. BXE, AH, OOC M for language and lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 80,775 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Seduction of Edward Cullen reviews
Bella is a crude girl with a bad attitude. Edward is a good little church boy that Bella lusts after. Will she be able to seduce him? M for language, lemons, and corruption of innocence. OOC *Winner of Best Rosalie at The Sunflower Awards
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 89,915 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Brother's Friends reviews
Bella's brother Emmett has lots of friends, only one though that Bella sees as more than just a family friend. Bella/Edward OOC. M for lemons and language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,822 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Come Around Sundown reviews
"With you, it's the sweetest torture." EXB, OOC, AH, AU, O/S. M for lemons and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That First Summer Night reviews
Bella and Edward meet in Bella's tree house on the first night of summer to make a list of everything they want to do that summer. They find that they have feelings for each other and spend the summer exploring.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,353 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Consuming Heat reviews
An alternative take on how the night could have gone after Jacob saved Bella after she went cliff diving in New Moon. Slightly OOC, No angst. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Damn reviews
Bella's sex life takes a turn for the best when she meets Edward. Unfortunately her grades take a turn for the worst. Oneshot based off of "Damn" by The matrix and Katy Perry. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hot Mess reviews
Bella Swan is unattainable and that makes Edward want her all the more. One Shot, Loosely based off of Hot Mess by Cobra Starship.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How We're Supposed To Be reviews
Bella has always felt self-conscious that she doesn't have any girl friends. How does her best friend, Jake comfort her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Bella, Jacob - Complete