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Joined 05-13-11, id: 2919828, Profile Updated: 10-28-14
Author has written 6 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, and Kane Chronicles.

It's been three years, people. Three years. Please stop asking me when I'm going to update my mediocre, melodramatic middle school fanfictions. It's not happening, friends. Stop asking.

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The Most Epic Game Of Pong Ever by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
I got bored, so I made this.
Crossover - Pong & Misc. Games - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Complete
The Path to the Platform by allred12 reviews
Proposals, marriages, births, and more had to happen in the nineteen years that JKR left out. See what happened and how everyone really ended up at that platform on that September first. Canon pairings and children.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,781 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W.
50 Themes: Molly and Arthur by Lela-of-Bast reviews
From the day they met they were meant to be together. 50 one-shots that span the relationship of Molly Prewett and Arthur Weasley. Please read and review. Theme 25: Telling.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,280 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 7/15/2011 - [Molly W., Arthur W.]
Hold On by bayoublackjack reviews
Part 1 of the Carry On... series. What if Dean didn't give up hunting after Sam was trapped in Lucifer's cage & during his quest to save Sam he met Dr. Martha Jones. Set after Swan Song. SPOILERS FOR SEASONS 6 & 7. Sequel of sorts to my story Chasing Pavements. Not necessary to read CP but the epilogue is a lead-in to this story. Named for the Kansas song. Please Read & Review!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,178 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Martha J., Dean W. - Complete
Last Glance by Laterose Vale reviews
So many people died in the Wizard Wars, and so many people had to look at someone they loved for the last time. How would that have felt? Please Read and Review... and maybe cry! Chapter 13: Lily and Severus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,589 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 7/23/2011
Destroying the World and Other Fine Hobbies by shortbuschick1462 reviews
Loki has agreed to stay with Thor, Jane, Darcy, and Erik. What happens when he meets the equally-headstrong Darcy? Mischief runs amok! Rated M for slightly explicit content, but it's not smut-ish.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,539 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Loki, Darcy L.
The Corsaires and the Marauders by audiogasmic reviews
The Marauders seem to have met their match in four female best friends. What happens when their lives become entangled? Romance, humor, action, and Quidditch ensue! Lots of OC pairings, LExSS, LExJP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,453 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Why You Don't Mess With Aphrodite Kids by Vivid Tear reviews
What happens when Piper thinks that Leo sabotaged her curling iron? Follow Leo's adventure of getting away from the completely mad daughter of Aphrodite- also known as Beauty Queen. Complete with flashback!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Leo V., Piper M. - Complete
Ink And Parchment by The Goddess Of Art reviews
Odin and Thor abandoned Loki. Erik and Jane left Darcy. Two souls, lost and forgotten found each other in the vast gloomy forests of the Nine Realms. Joined by accident, bonded by need and changed by love. What happens when Loki lands on Midgard, angry and craving revenge only to find a mortal woman, Darcy Lewis, alone and cold?
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 127,114 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Of Liquor and Lace by illyna reviews
Haymitch & Effie drabbles
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 7,191 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Effie T., Haymitch A.
Will You Go Out With My Big, Green AlterEgo? by dhauren reviews
Stark flipped his face plate up and studied the scene. "I think she just gave Hulk his first sexual experience." Thor comes to rescue Jane and Darcy with the Avengers in tow. Hulk makes an appearance, and is impressed by a taser-happy intern.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,106 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 1,514 - Follows: 1,731 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B.
Tag! You're It! by biomechanical reviews
Captain Jack Harkness challenges the Doctor to the craziest, most challenging game in the entire universe, Tag. Spanning across time and space, hilarity ensues! Each chapter is different with an overarching story. Lots of crossovers. No slash. Rated T just to be safe.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,414 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 4/21/2012 - 10th Doctor, Jack H.
Substitute Professors by All Galimatias reviews
Magical professors are as prone to malady and mishap as Muggle teachers and when a member of staff is unable to teach at Hogwarts, it is always, unfathomably, the same two wizard-shaped beings who are enlisted to take fill the gap. For over one thousand years Aziraphale and Crowley have been supply teachers for Hogwarts, and they have seen its best, its worse and all those between.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,112 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Aberforth D., Aziraphale
Incentive Destruction by Queen Alexandera's Birdwing reviews
"If he ever wakes up from the coma, he'll wake up to his insane genius gay drunk best friend who is in love with him and who tried to stop him from trying to kill himself. I hope it's enough." Rated T because of language and suicide attempt. One-shot. Atticus/Dan.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,286 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Dan C., Atticus R.
Stay With Me by DCdreamer55 reviews
"Effie?" he asks, "If I set you free, would you ever come back?" She sighs contently and leans back into his embrace, contemplating the question. She tilts her head back to look at him, a smile playing at her pink lips,"I already came back." she says " I'm here aren't I?" When Effie arrives in district 12, Haymitch doesn't know what to think, but finally, he gets her to stay.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,543 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Effie T., Haymitch A. - Complete
The Great Bella Body Switch by Gamma Orionis reviews
Our favourite Bella and our least favourite Bella get some quality time in each others' lives. I have to reread Twilight to do this, so please review out of pity if nothing else. Don't take too seriously.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,462 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Bellatrix L., Bella
Adventures of Awkward Steve by complimentarycouture reviews
Awkward moments in the life of Captain America.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,324 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Chasing Pavements by bayoublackjack reviews
When Rory asked Amy to choose, he never thought she'd pick the Doctor. But she made her choice & so did he. He left Leadworth & all thoughts of Amelia Pond behind for a new life in London. Nevertheless, the closer he & his coworker Dr. Martha Jones get, the more they realize that forgetting is easier said than done. Implied Rory/Amy/11/Martha love rectangle Please read & review!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,049 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Martha J., Rory W. - Complete
Muggle Studies by LunaPadma reviews
They weren't going to play by her rules. They weren't going to write essays about why Muggles should all die. And if that meant essays about the Man Speedo every so often, so be it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,929 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Alecto C., Susan B.
Letters to Godfather by princessofthescoundrels reviews
Sirius Black was the first to know. A little temporary ChoxHarry, but mainly HarryxGinny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,905 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
how to grow a woman from the ground by madis hartte reviews
He does not want anyone to make him happy, thank you very much. Too bad River didn't get the memo. He suspects that even if she had, she'd go ahead and do it anyway. Hmph. Infernal woman.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2012 - 10th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Timeless by heartacheinn reviews
On his birthday, Teddy Lupin is presented with a photo album of his parents. Picture by picture, here are the lives of Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks, captured with clicks of the shutter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,618 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks
Blame it on the Vodka by dhauren reviews
This started as a little piece of fluff, but it's evolved into something a lot more serious. Give it a try: Thor/Avengers. Loki makes a vodka induced confession that helps Darcy understand why he did the terrible things he did.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 119,784 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Teacher Swap by tartan-angel reviews
Part of Albus's plan to raise school morale involves a little shake-up to the normal routine. Whatever will become of one of his craziest ideas to date?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,450 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Its Called Enjoying Yourself by SqueakyDolphin6 reviews
Missing scenes from The Sword Thief. What did Ian and Amy do after they found the map in the Oh Sanctum? The book doesn't say, so I will. Written by SqueakyDolphin6.
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,857 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
Dear Blank, Sincerely Blank by Harmony-Rose Blake reviews
A load of short letters between the characters. May contain spoilers for all the books! I suck at summaries so you're better off just reading it. Rated T just to be safe.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 85 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 4/24/2011
Make You Glad You Came by BrazenMonkey reviews
His eyes were still focused on hers, neither of them drawing back as their hands still touched. For one instant, she could have sworn the air had crackled and her heart thudded loudly against her chest.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
The Temper Between by Phyona reviews
Sequel to 'The Last Drop': Sherlock and John catch a fever.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,532 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
bridges in all directions by oneperfectfit reviews
You can't, Darcy Lewis thinks, tell someone that you phenylethylamine them. Even if they are a scientist. Bruce Banner/Darcy Lewis.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,748 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Faster Than The Two Of Us Combined by Faye-The-BookWolf reviews
A collection of one-shots surrounding Taz and Up throughout the time they've known each other. Taz/Up primarily. rated T for Taz's language
Starship - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 59,414 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Taz, Up
Faded Colors by randomgirloutthere110 reviews
Brown eyes reflected back at him. Beads of sweat wetted down his out of placed hair. The brown eyes closed, as he locked the door. No one was getting in, and he would not be coming back out... Rated T for many reasons... it may end as a love story i dunno DISCONTINUED, will soon be: To Mend, One Must Break
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,222 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - James S. P., Harry P. - Complete
Life After the Last Battle by TheHarryPotterDork reviews
Follows the lives of Ron, Hermione, Harry, Ginny, Neville, and Luna after the death of Tom Riddle. Please review! NEW CHAPTER! 03/20/12
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 146,295 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 1/13/2010
Miss Trinket and a Mr Abernathy by TheDodoBird reviews
"You have to start somewhere..." Beginning with Effie Trinket's first year as escort, a story of how Effie and Haymitch became unlikely friends and more ... R/R is greatly appreciated! And as of 2 June 2012 - this story's been completed! I hope you enjoy!
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 80,610 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Effie T., Haymitch A. - Complete
Warning: Local Noise Ordinance by dhauren reviews
What's a poor green rage monster do when a car alarm keeps going off? Well, be a nice guy and turn it off, of course!
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Hopeless by sweeneytoddgurl reviews
"Do you like me?" he asks, gripping her shoulders tightly. "No," she replies, her lips set in a thin line. "Do you love me?" Haymitch doesn't need an answer. Effie's eyes said it all. Hayffie drabbles, because they are beautifully dysfunctional. R&R!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,344 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Haymitch A., Effie T. - Complete
Operation: Seduce Loki by LulaMadison reviews
Thor's birthday present to his brother leads to a wager between The Avengers to see who can get Loki into bed first.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,345 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 74 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Loki, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
35 Ways To Fall In Love With A Roman by bad.friends.bad.touch.trio reviews
He knew her. He didn't know how, because he'd never seen her before in his life, but he knew her. She had her demons. He was one of them, back to haunt her with the rest. Hazel/Leo with other pairings. R&R please.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,242 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Leo V., Hazel L.
Having a Blast by raptoregg64 reviews
Follow the now-infamous Junior through high school and college as he's shaped into the person he was at the time of his death. Trouble in school and relationships increase the pressure on him until he finally reaches his breaking point...
Starship - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,887 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Junior, February
Sober and Unkissed by fandomfatale reviews
While rooting for Katniss and Peeta in the Hunger Games, Haymitch and Effie begin to realize that while they may hate everything *about* each other, they don't actually hate each other. At all. Haymitch/Effie, some Katniss/Peeta. More details inside.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,667 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Effie T., Haymitch A. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Life Changing Head Injury by Abused Wide Bellatris reviews
Due to a severe head injury, Harry experiences a rather extreme change in personality - namely, a sudden tendency to kill people he doesn't like. Awesome!Psycho!Harry, Harry/Luna main pairing, Übermanipulative!Dumbles, major Weasley-bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,647 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P., Luna L.
My TUp 100 Project by teenageddirtbag reviews
100 one shots of TUp! stories rated K-T
Starship - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,386 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Taz, Up
The Sorting by NeverBeenDarkMarked reviews
Every student in Harry's year at their sorting! It's so we can all get to know them better! Genre is family because :"Your house will be something like your family here at Hogwarts"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 14,167 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 4/29/2011
The Sorting Hat Adventures by Ferretess xxx reviews
All of our favorite characters are getting sorted. Will include Trio's time, before, and NextGen canon and noncanon characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 174 - Words: 46,998 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Sorting Hat - Complete
No Matter What by JamesLuver reviews
Fifty drabbles focusing on Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks' tumultuous relationship, from moments of extreme bliss to ones of exquisite agony, proving that love can't be destroyed no matter what. Canon compliant, OotP through DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 6,888 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 9/24/2010 - [Remus L., N. Tonks] - Complete
Grief by Fire The Canon reviews
Loss can be hard for anyone, but no one knows it more than Ron and Hermione. So why must they continue suffering after everything they have been through? It doesn't seem fair. Rated T. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 45,633 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
You're Still Number One by sparklylulz reviews
She's five years younger than Haymitch, but she's really getting too old for this life, too. -Haymitch/Effie. Slight AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2012 - [Haymitch A., Effie T.] - Complete
Snapshots by Morning Lilies reviews
A series of post-DH one-shots spanning most characters and relationships. Everything from Lily needing her brothers to scare away her fears to Teddy getting lost in London to Andromeda visiting Sirius's grave. Friendsip, romance, sibling,parent-child..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,313 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Harry P., Albus S. P.
The Last Drop by Phyona reviews
Sherlock and John decide to fend off boredom with a night of heavy drinking.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,060 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Breaking Through the Wall by Volcanic Lily reviews
"I know how it feels to lose a brother." Though Jake keeps putting up walls, Amy won't give up until she manages to break through to him.
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Amy C., Jake R. - Complete
Why Can't It Be a Joke? by bballgirl32 reviews
Fred and George end up back in time, break up the fight that would've killed Ariana Dumbledore, then watch Albus and Grindelwald leave without realizing just how much they've changed until they return to a twisted future. More detailed summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 103,937 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Fred W., George W.
Reconstruction by gypsy rosalie reviews
After the events on Bug World, Taz and Up's real feelings become increasingly obvious...but not to each other. Meanwhile, Space-Claw's plotting and a dangerous new army is gathering on the other side of the galaxy. TUp.
Starship - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 100,693 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Up, Taz - Complete
31 Days at Charlie's by KaleidoscopeKate reviews
All twenty-someodd members of the extended Weasley lot plus a few old friends pack their bags and set out for Romania! Stressed-out mothers, pranksters, a heck of a lot of redheads, and more meet in one story. Merlin knows if they'll make it out alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,160 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Charlie W., Ron W.
A Very Starship Fairytale by Faye-The-BookWolf reviews
Taz is forced to read a fairytale to her young ward, Danny, with a challenge. She, Up and the rest of the team from Starship 15-A2 have to be the main characters! Eventual TUp, Spayonder, Tootsiegirl and Buguary. Rated T just in case
Starship - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,756 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Taz, Up
A Very Pottermore Experience by ScarfySorty reviews
Darren, Joey, Lauren and other Starkids gather as they attempt to get into Pottermore. Starkid hilarity ensues.
Starship - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,722 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 10/7/2011
Dr Jones and her psychopath by Person-without-a-FF.N-account reviews
Little selection of one-shots about Martha and the Master. Friendship/hate - a BIT of romance.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/27/2012 - [The Master, Martha J.] Rose T. - Complete
Nightly by effies-scrapbook reviews
Haymitch/Effie drabble. - "She'd feel his lips on her forehead, and she'd hear a ragged voice whisper, 'I'm here, sweetheart.'"
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Effie T., Haymitch A. - Complete
Slow Dancing in a Burning Room by ButterflyRogue reviews
If you don't have the courage to love, don't let anyone fall in love with you. Because, losing what you love is the hardest, but loving what is already lost is even harder... RLNT. A series of moments.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,184 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Firewhisky Confessions by Fire The Canon reviews
The fifth anniversary of Hogwarts is upon them and already the differences are visible. Rowena wants nothing more than to avoid the man causing all the trouble, but it is harder than she thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Rowena R., Salazar S. - Complete
Dearest J, by tears over beers reviews
Honestly? Killed offscreen? Uncool. Some of our beloved characters owl our favorite author with a few issues about their lives and deaths. Because really, who wants to be a spare?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,552 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Neville L.
Argumentative, Much? by PeacexLovexPercabeth reviews
A collection of Ron and Hermione's craziest arguments. From naming their child, to the length of Dumbledore's beard...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,759 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Dear fanfiction writers, by H o r i z o n s reviews
Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 2388 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Shades of Scarlet and Gold by Morning Lilies reviews
The sorting of Teddy and the Weasley grandchildren. How can thirteen very different kids all end up in the same house? Well, the Sorting Hat found some Gryffindor in all of them. But that's not to say sometimes it wasn't burried very deep.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,672 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Teddy L., Albus S. P. - Complete
YEAR2:Rose Weasley and the League of Dragon Riders by Alissie reviews
Rose Weasley is back at Hogwarts for her second year! She will face duels, dilemmas, but most of all, dragons. But what will happen when the dragons begin lashing out at the Riders?And who will believe Rose's warnings with only her locket leading the way?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 85,469 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
My Little Petal by RayneAllNight reviews
The fireplace cackled as a new log started to burn. The orange glow of that fire warmed the living room as the blizzard outside grew angrier. Tears streaked down the woman's face as she repeatedly glanced from the fireplace to the window. ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Show Me What I'm Looking For by LollyAspen reviews
He's lost and confused. But when he meets Astoria Greengrass once more, he'll never be the same again. Draco/Astoria
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 19,256 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
Falling For Remus Lupin by huffletodapuffle reviews
A series of one-shots in which Tonks falls for Lupin, pun fully inteded! The normally witty auror just can't seem to keep her cool around the sophisticated werewolf, but one thing's for sure; he's always there to catch her when she falls. Prompts welcome!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks
Lord Voldemort Forbids you to Take a Pee by Writer of Written Works reviews
Draco is terrified of the punishment Voldemort is sure to inflict upon him when he finds out he failed to kill Dumbledore. But, as it turns out, Voldemort still has some humanity in him...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Draco M., Voldemort - Complete
Of Pranks and Nargles by linksofmemories reviews
fanfic100 challenge for Fred/Luna. Fruna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 101 - Words: 132,591 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Fred W., Luna L. - Complete
Seven Dances by RealityBitesSpontaneously reviews
A girl whose hatred turned to love. A boy who never gave up. This is the story of James and Lily Potter, told in seven dances.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,364 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Chocolate Is The Best Medicine by charlouis reviews
It's three years after the second war against Voldemort. Ginny is still struggling with her love for Harry Potter and the embarrassment of her everyday life. Slightly A/U.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,949 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Belgian Waffles and Dinosaurs by MidnightNaiad reviews
I was taking super short story prompts that were "a pairing or character and two words" on my tumblr and the prompt for this was "Doctor/Master, Belgian Waffles, Dinosaurs" This is pure crack. I regret nothing.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2011 - 10th Doctor, The Master
Giggles by Volcanic Lily reviews
Ian is forced to listen in on a very giggly, lovestruck conversation between Amy and Sinead about the oh-so-wonderful, "adorkable," "romantic" Evan Tolliver. Oh, joy of joyful joys. Ian/Amy/Evan.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/8/2011 - [Ian K., Amy C., Evan T.] Sinead S. - Complete
My Immortal: Cleverbot's Thoughts by RealityBitesSpontaneously reviews
This does what it says on the tin- it's the infamous "My Immortal", with commentary from none other than Cleverbot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,679 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Draco M., OC
A User's Guide to FENRIR GREYBACK by Samiferal reviews
Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of a FENRIR GREYBACK! When all else fails, you have to read the instructions - this little handbook tells you everything you need to know. Plus the package includes a free plushie. Unecht series part 3.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Fenrir G. - Complete
I Still Don't Mesure Up by apollo122music reviews
Poems about Leo Valdez and our favorite characters.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Leo V., Thalia G.
How Lucius Malfoy Accidentally Destroyed the World by Abused Wide Bellatris reviews
"Have you ever considered the advantages of owning a complete, four hundred and twenty seven volume set of encyclopedias?" Lucius's dream job brings about the apocalypse. Contains Time-Turner abuse, spearmint gum, a cosmic acid trip, and Luna Lovegood.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,231 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Lucius M., Luna L. - Complete
Just a Glimpse by MarvellouslyWondrous reviews
'It was the first time my eyes had met his in over eight months, however brief and panicked it was. And oh gods, I grinned breathlessly, if that wasn't worth everything in the world to me.' Warning: Spoilers!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Potterwatch by HarryJamesPotterismyhero reviews
Ginny's POV upon hearing Potterwatch at the same time as the Trio, before they are captured and taken to Malfoy Manor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Leap of Faith by HedgehogJawn reviews
Remus Lupin has never been one to take risks, but sometimes, you just have to trust yourself... Remus/Tonks One-Shot with some Marauders Flashbacks. Very fluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
A Lucian Upbringing by Emzilla101 reviews
Growing up as a Lucian is never easy. Ian is falling for a girl of a different branch. Catherine is trying to live up to expectations. When the two friends are admitted into a Lucian training program, the stakes are raised and lives hang in the balance.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,377 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Amy C., Ian K.
Redemption by JennyMoriarty reviews
Junior has only ever known how to be bad, so how can one girl change his entire outlook on life? Junior/Specks. This is Beauty and the Beast set in space and I'm not even joking. Starship fic.
Starship - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,605 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Junior, Specs
Notes To No One by Rukia141 reviews
Draco wasn't expecting a reply when he lazily scribbled a question on a piece of parchment and hiding it. Who's the mysterious girl that's writing to him, and how did she manage to settle herself into his heart? Give it a chance!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,912 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Draco M., Luna L.
Letters to a Dark Lord by princessofthescoundrels reviews
After all those years, Tom Riddle was the first to know. HarryxGinny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,925 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Prank by I'mafreakinStarshipRanger reviews
February is making evil plans... Specs/Krayonder and Taz/Up pairings
Starship - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Krayonder, Specs - Complete
One Step Ahead by account-isn't in-use reviews
Penelope always was one step ahead of Percy. PercyPenelope, Oneshot. I don't own this story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Percy W., Penelope C. - Complete
How A Heart Holds On by Cassie's Neighbor reviews
September 11, 2011. One decade. Percy visits the family he has long ago lost. He's on the verge of healing, but never forgetting. Tribute to the victims of the 9/11 attack. Percy-centric. Light PercyxAnnabeth. Implied PoseidonxSally.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Good As Gone by Christine Starr reviews
A 9/11 one shot. Dedicated to all who lost.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Apollo - Complete
Fully Fledged Monster by TwasTheNargles reviews
Remus Lupin is a werewolf. His life centres around his condition. Once a month, he becomes a fully fledged monster. Rating for occasional bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Remus L., Marauders
razor sharp, razor clean by sarsaparillia reviews
He sat across the Great Hall and watched her with eyes glowing green like Death. — Ginny/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Boy and his Sheep by xNomii reviews
Six-year-old James Sirius Potter found a sheep in the pond, and all he wants is to keep it. Dedicated to my friend Rainbowdust.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2011 - James S. P. - Complete
Rain by Rainbow Dust reviews
Tonks shows Sirius how her "morphing" works, but when she transforms into someone from Sirius' past that he just wants to forget, questions are awoken. TWO SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Sirius B., Marlene M. - Complete
The Mysts of Sylvan by ermynee322 reviews
COMPLETE Hermione never wanted to be a princess, but the world didn't always act the way she'd like. Now, faced with the possibility she might be responsible for a mythical kingdom, will a fantasy world threaten the real life she fought so hard to find?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 50,658 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Product Research by dumplingdoo reviews
Fred Weasley Jr is having a tough morning. One shot. Ah I wish I could write compelling summaries. T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Fred W. II, George W. - Complete
Desire by tansypool reviews
It is in his third year at Hogwarts that Teddy Lupin finds the Mirror of Erised.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Teddy L. - Complete
Promise Me by Ruby Casablanca reviews
Dancing. Just one more thing they wouldn't get to do.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2011 - P. Carter, Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
Chocolate Chip Brownies by WhatTheF-ckHaveYouDoneLately reviews
One-shot! Put a bored slash fangirl in front of a computer and you get Doctor/Master fluff in the form of brownies and cuddling. Rated T for the Master's slightly perverted ideas for the chocolate icing. No, I'm not kidding.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2011 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Unknown Death Eater by Abused Wide Bellatris reviews
"...Died in the service of Voldemort; may his life be a reminder of the evils we must never repeat, and may his death mark the beginning of an age of peace..." Beneath an old, dead tree lies the shallow grave of an unknown Death Eater.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Complete
Slytherin to Gryffindor by MirroringShadows reviews
Because, even if you're completely certain, sometimes the Sorting House has different ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Complete
Fool's Gold by Cassie E reviews
Slight AU. Flynn's island is not as uninhabited as he'd hoped.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,265 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Flynn R., Pascal - Complete
Baby Names by thepinkunicorn reviews
Katniss and Peeta are happily married and Katniss is naming her children. A little one-shot to make you laugh.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Katniss E. - Complete
Serenity by Scandalacious Intentions reviews
It is the first time Remus has held a child since he was babysitting James' and he's apprehensive but he holds his arms in position dutifully and takes his first look at his baby son.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Remus L., Teddy L. - Complete
The Badgers and the Ducks by Stone Moss reviews
Large novels? A basketball game? Racking up points? Strange team names? Tow trucks? Kidnapping Natalie Kabra? What in Gideon's name is going on?
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Ian K., Amy C. - Complete
Fate by Imagination's Creation reviews
Fate is a cruel thing.
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
Quiet by Vistragosa reviews
George hasn't uttered a word since the battle. He pretends he can't. Short, drabble-y oneshot. Second person, hints of George/Angelina.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2011 - George W., Angelina J. - Complete
Moves Like Jagger by WhatTheF-ckHaveYouDoneLately reviews
One-shot inspired by Maroon 5's "Moves Like Jagger." Travelling with the Doctor isn't exactly ideal for the Master, but sometimes there are little things to make up for it...like dancing. First attempt at Doctor/Master!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2011 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
39 Clues Reality Show by Northernlight24 reviews
What happens when the 39 Clue Characters all compete in a game show? CHAOS!
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,672 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Amy C., Dan C.
Wanting What You Can't Have by Ship Stethan reviews
Thalia lets herself feel the things she feels for the one she desires, but can never have. Thalia x Leo, sort of.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Thalia G., Leo V. - Complete
Christmas Surprises by princessofthescoundrels reviews
A drunk Professor McGonagall visits Dumbldore to give him a Christmas Present! Challenge fic, rated for a tipsy Transfiguration professor! Prisoner of Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Letters to Mother by princessofthescoundrels reviews
After all those years, Molly Weasley was the first to know. Ron X Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,669 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Ron W., Molly W. - Complete
Reaction by TheJetsetter reviews
What happens when the Cahills are introduced to Fanfiction? They go crazy, that's what! Wouldnt you if you were the subject of some of these stories? PLEASE REVIEW!
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011
Tripping by mind-the-apostrophe reviews
When Tonks falls in love she doesn't do so gracefully - she trips. How typical. The extended story will begin with her first day in the Order and follow her friendship and later relationship with our favorite ex-professor, R. J. Lupin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 44,216 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 5/17/2008 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
A Solitary Yellow Rose by LoquaciousLupin reviews
Remus and Tonks One Shot. A bit of fluff - Remus' heart, mind, body and soul team up to push him towards a new beginning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Iridescent by kikyohater920alltheway reviews
Severus Snape was accustomed to blocking out unpleasant rumours and annoying gossip, but even he could not ignore the latest gossip that was travelling around the school. Has Lily Evan's patronus really changed? Snape/Lily/James.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
secrets should be kept secret by le petit soleil reviews
someone should really tape hugo's mouth shut. —scorpius/rose
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
In Terms of Romance, Good Luck by Cerulean Apocalypse reviews
Leo is still single. This is bad. He doesn't know about Mary-Sues, and a bunch of them are about to arrive at camp. Can Nico warn him in time, or will Leo be taken by the Sues?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Leo V., Nico A. - Complete
Pairings That Should Never Be Written by cuddly carrots reviews
Read title. Short little stories; please don't be offended if you see your OTP here-this is just for kicks and giggles. If something IS offensive, let me know and I'll see if I can fix it. I do not own Harry Potter. Warning: contents are disturbing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,319 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011
Where were you in '62? by princessofthescoundrels reviews
Two fanboys and a fangirl develop a time machine in order to go to '62. They are stuck and need the help of a certain Modesto California student... George Lucas, maker of Star Wars and father of all cinema. Where were YOU in '62? StarWars BacktotheFuture
Back to the Future - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,179 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Complete
Wizard Candy by SoulWrite123 reviews
Harry's not allowed to have wizard candy; it's just a big no-no for him. But when he finds himself unattended by his friends, will he willingly eat the candy? And what will happen if he does? Just a short little one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Cleaning Man by S t a r s in the Night S k y reviews
When Percy's upset, he cleans. Freeverse. Percy/Audrey.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Percy W., Audrey W. - Complete
Beautiful Things Unseen by greenschist reviews
The five most important kisses in Asteria's life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
How the Hogwart's Motto came to be by the original KEA reviews
It's all in the title. Quick little story. Kinda cute
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Helga H., Rowena R. - Complete
A New Start by Princess In Love reviews
George is dealing with the grief of losing his twin.But help comes in an unexpected way.Please review.One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2011 - George W., Angelina J. - Complete
The Pit by deathofaraven reviews
A young boy finds himself in a struggle for survival. Or does he? Just an ordinary day at the Beastilia Exotica.
Darkside series, Tom Becker - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Carnegie - Complete
Drarry's Love by thepinkunicorn reviews
Draco is ZAPed by Pansy, and ends up looking, with the horror to see he has gotten Harry. When he asks Harry out, he starts to develop some new feelings for the Golden Child. Will Harry reciprocate? Will Draco figure out what it is he is feeling? ON HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Extreme Boredom by Loads of Randomness reviews
For everyone that has read CMBIF this is what happened to Hogwarts in the Marauders fourth year when Sirius got bored. To quote Remus, "It started will him giggling like a maniac and ended with all the first years being locked up in suits of armour" Oh no
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 6,956 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Sirius B. - Complete
Catch Me Before I Fall by Loads of Randomness reviews
Tonks is falling over the umbrella stand, Remus is falling in love with Tonks, Tonks is falling in love with him. Will they realise it before it's too late? With some luck and Sirius they will! Part One in a trilogy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 59,468 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 6/5/2010 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
A Talk with the Weasleys by beifonglover reviews
This is a Scorpius and Rose fic; although it has a bit of a twist to it. Author note has the explanation behind it. Don't forget to review. Scorpius/Rose, Ron/Hermione Rating: K plus for language, nothing major.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] [Scorpius M., Rose W.] - Complete
Affinity by Expecting Rain reviews
Response to the "Cruel and Unusual Pairings" Challenge. Um, how do I say this...Aberforth/goat.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Aberforth D., Albus D. - Complete
Nico VS Technology by Sweetly Blissful reviews
Series of one-shots where Nico is caught off-guard with the new technology of the 21st century. Since he was born before WW2, there are a lot of gadgets that he doesn't know about, from laptops to 3D movies to iTouchs! Last chapter is up!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,020 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Nico A. - Complete
Thunder Road by Daughter of Hypnos reviews
Thalia and Luke were running away for two years before they found Annabeth, here's what happened. Set to Thunder Road in honor of the Big Man. No romance.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Luke C., Thalia G. - Complete
Welcome To Pigfarts by ThyGreenThing-Phlob-Welly reviews
With help from his parents, Dobby and Narcissa, Draco finally gets the rocket ship he needs to travel to Pigfarts. Because IT'S ON MARS! But someone else has been transferred too… One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Artificially Unintelligent by IsOkayGood reviews
Starship Musical drabble. Tootsie Noodles and MegaGirl go on a date.
Starship - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Tootsie Megagirl, Ultrabeam Megagirl - Complete
Godric's Hollow by MandyJane reviews
The tree in Godric's Hollow has seen many things over the years, but three couples have stood out in dazzling detail. GG/RR JP/LE HP/GW
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Complete
Dear Mum and Dad by tears over beers reviews
"Today was my birthday. I asked where you were and everyone said you both went away. When are you coming back? I changed my hair to pink and Uncle Charlie cried. Why did he cry? Love, Teddy Lupin, age six." Teddy writes a series of letters to his parents.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Teddy L., N. Tonks - Complete
Rose Petal by TheTragedyIs13 reviews
This was just a little random one-shot I thought of today and, well, I obviously wrote it out. It's just kind of a tiny little thing about Ron and Rose. Hermione's there too, but no Hugo since he's well...you'll see. Sorry if this summary is lame!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Ron W., Rose W.
Wotcher, Harry by tears over beers reviews
In which Tonks can't keep her mouth shut and Harry finds out something he could definitely do without knowing...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/20/2011 - N. Tonks, Harry P. - Complete
Making Memories by ermynee322 reviews
Three years ago, Hermione removed herself from Ron's memory. Now, the spell is broken and Ron is bloody hacked off about it. But could Hermione have good reasons for what she did, reasons that might mean the difference between life and death? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,412 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Misunderstandings by HolaitsCiara reviews
Annabeth suspects Percy is cheating on her, so she enlists Leo's help in spying on our favorite son of Poseidon. One-shot and slight AU. Percy X Annabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Annabeth C., Leo V. - Complete
Almost Like Real Magic by Bedelia reviews
The first time they met, she flirted with his brother. The second time, she didn't even remember his name. Hardly a promising start, but by the time of their third encounter, Percy knew that Audrey was the woman he was going to marry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Percy W., Audrey W. - Complete
Leo Doesn't Give Up by BadgerInMySoup reviews
And eventually wins the girl of his dreams. Thalia/Leo.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Thalia G., Leo V. - Complete
Tainted Hearts by Orochi-Ne reviews
His heart was tainted with the love for a girl that would never be his. Her hands were tainted with the blood of the one guy that would love her unconditionally. Twoshot. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,689 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Thalia G., Leo V. - Complete
Caribbean Study by Romance and Musicals reviews
From the musical Me And My Dick. Joey transfers to Sally's World Cultures class because she said she wanted to have Caribbean Study with him. Is that really what she meant? Rated M because I'm paranoid.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Complete
Synethesia by fangirlwithak reviews
Hermione sees books in colours. When she tries to explain this to her friends, however, it's simply written off as "a Hermione thing." Good thing Percy understands.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,079 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Hermione G., Percy W. - Complete
The Lonely Doctors Club by Onedergirl reviews
Two doctors meet in a pub and find out they have quite a bit in common.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Martha J., John W. - Complete
When Percy met Audrey by Remus-Chocolade reviews
A cold February day in London, while Percy is stressed out and seeing the worst in everything, particularly anything he say, a pair of polka-dotted boots changes his day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Percy W., Audrey W. - Complete
Together Again by ToldInTechnicolour reviews
Freeverse - Remus's thoughts in the split second before he dies.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Di Immortales! by Klbooks reviews
When the gods quarrel about a certain incident that included the son of the sea god and a daughter of the goddess of wisdom kissing in a particular sea god's domain, things get a bit...random.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Poseidon, Athena - Complete
Ten Things Parvati Doesn't Need to Know by Noir Lime Canuto reviews
"I've agreed with Parvati that there should be no secrets between us, now that we're engaged. Except, everyone needs their secrets, right?" A list of Dean's ten secrets. A one-shot containing pygmy puffs and comic books.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Dean T., Parvati P.
Caution To The Wind by baited with hypotheses reviews
CxM. And so, they both fell from grace. Drabble series.
25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Chip T., Marcy P.
She Is Your Wife, Isn't She? by Historybuff reviews
The only way Jefferson will write the Declaration is if Adams can send for his sweet little wife Martha. He is able to do so because of an unexpected helper... So he thinks. The ultimate 1776 crack-fic... that I've come up with so far.
1776 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,035 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Complete
Secrets of Droon: Even Specialer Edition by Taidine reviews
Yes, it's a Secrets of Droon fic. Eight years after the staircase stopped working, our heroes return to Droon to foil Sparr's latest evil plot. Magic and mayhem ensue. Witness flying bathtubs, Droon's first democracy, and Julie singing rap.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,335 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Misadventures in Babysitting by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
The Doctor takes Rose and Jack to various places. Trouble has never been so dangerous, nor anywhere near so domestic. Response to Chibi's Now Random Nonsence Challenge.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,010 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Falling Stars by Lucillia reviews
Everyone's heard of Dedalus Diggle's display of shooting stars in Kent. What most people don't know is why he did it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Dedalus D. - Complete
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Not Just Another Silly Love Story reviews
Artemis has known Hermes for 3,000 years and hated him for about 2,999. DISCONTINUED, sorry guys!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,771 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Hermes, Artemis
How Percy Met Audrey reviews
Percy Weasley didn't want to go to the Muggle world. In fact, he wasn't planning to. But if he had known that he would meet a certain Muggle girl named Audrey Sharpe... he DEFINITELY wouldn't have gone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,696 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Percy W., Audrey W.
The Death of the Captain reviews
When you are the most ancient being in the universe, what is there left to think of when you lay dying?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Face of Boe, Jack H. - Complete
Daringly Devising Divinationness reviews
The Marauders don't want to do their Divination homework. What happens when a certain Remus Lupin suggests they make it up? Chaos ensues, that's what! Oneshot. Genre is Western because I'm cool like that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Marauders - Complete
Gallimaufry reviews
Well. I don't want to give away too much of the plot... but it's about what would happen if the Greek and Egyptian gods have a child together. Oops, was that too much? Well, I didn't tell you that. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE STORY IS ABOUT!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,600 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Leo V., Carter K.
Drarry reviews
Some random contemplation done by Draco as he lies in bed one night. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete