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Joined 11-09-02, id: 292089, Profile Updated: 10-24-13
Author has written 1 story for Lord of the Rings.

Hello! I've been on here for a good 10 years!!! Crazy huh...

Well, I'm almost done with my Bachelor's. Majoring in History. Minoring in Anthropology. I'm awesome like that.

Side note: I've been getting some e-mails from people who want me to send them Episodes of Middle-Earth's Whose Line is it Anyway? It's a bummer it was deleted and I'm way disappointed that it happened. It's been years since it happened... I am also sorry to say that I do not have any of the documents saved. I thank you all for your loyalty to the story! It feels great to know people have enjoyed my past work. :)

I rarely come here anymore...but I do like to come back and read some fics.

It might be a while before I put more of my stuff on here. I'm here now to read and enjoy all your fics!

I would also like to send a huge thank you to those who still have me under their favorite Authors and/or Author Alert list. I dunno who still has but THANK YOU! I appreciate it even though it has literally been years and it's probably all forgotten now, haha! But I appreciate it nonetheless!

Current Loves: The Lord of the Rings/Tolkien, Star Wars, Marvel, Psych, LOST, movies, Indiana Jones, The Office, Jurassic Park, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, David Cook, Firefly, The Beatles, Green River Ordinance, Ryan Star, ALL THINGS JOSS WHEDON, Supernatural, Dexter, Arrested Development, Game of Thrones. Just...just a big nerd.

If you can't tell by my "ships," I mostly stick to canon.

Favorite Characters in LOTR/The Hobbit:
1) Merry and Pippin
2) Frodo and Sam
3) Aragorn
4) Faramir
5) Eowyn
6) Gollum
7) Bilbo Baggins
8) Bofur
9) Kili and Fili
10) Thorin
11) BASICALLY ALL THE DWARVES (Nori, Ori, Dori, Bombur, Bifur, Dwalin, Oin, Gloin, Balin) OKAY. THEY ARE PERFECT.
12) also Galadriel

Ships: Arwen/Aragorn
Faramir/Eowyn
Sam/Rosie

Favorite Characters in Star Wars:
1) Obi-Wan "Ben" Kenobi
2) Darth Vader
3) Han Solo
4) Luke Skywalker
5) Jaina Solo
6) Aurra Sing

Ships: Leia/Han
Padme/Anakin
Luke/Mara Jade

Favorite Characters in The Hitchhiker's Guide the The Galaxy:
1) Arthur Dent
2) Ford Prefect

Ships: Trillian/Arthur

Favorite Characters in LOST:
1) Daniel Faraday
2) Desmond Hume
3) James "Sawyer" Ford
4) Juliet Burke
5) Benjamin Linus
6) Charlie Pace
7) Hugo "Hurley" Reyes
8) John Locke
9) Sayid Jarrah
10) RICHARD ALPERT!

I actually don't hate any of the characters. Kate annoys me a lot though but I don't hate her. However, I didn't like Ana Lucia or Keamy...or Shannon...Nikki was stupid, Paolo was okay...

Ships: Charlie/Claire
Desmond/Penny
SAWYER/JULIET
Kate/Jack
Sun/Jin
Bernard/Rose
Dan/Charlotte

Favorite Characters in The Office
1) Jim Halpert
2) Andy Bernard (not season 9 Andy though)
3) Michael Scott
4) Dwight Schrute
5) Creed Bratton
6) Pam Beesly
7) Kelly Kapoor

Ships:
Jim/Pam
Dwight/Angela
Michael/Holly

Favorite Characters in Psych
1) Shawn Spencer and Burton "Gus"ter (I feel it's impossible to like one more than the other)
2) Carlton Lassiter
3) Juliet O'Hara
4) McNab (he makes me LOL)

Ships:

Shawn/Juliet

Favorite Characters in Firefly

I like them all!! But my two favorites:

1) Kaylee Frye
2) Malcolm Reynolds

Ships:

Kaylee/Simon, Mal/Inara, Wash/Zoe

Favorite Marvel Universe Characters
1) Clint Barton/Hawkeye
2) Natasha Romanova/Romanoff
3) Steve Rogers/Captain America
4) Tony Stark/Iron Man
5) Pepper Potts
6) Peggy Carter
7) Thor Odinson
8) Loki Laufeyson
9) Bruce Banner/Incredible Hulk
10) Maria Hill
11) Kate Bishop/Hawkeye
12) Wolverine/James Howlett/Logan
13) Wade Wilson/Deadpool
14) Venom/Eddie Brock

Ships:

Tony/Pepper
Bruce/Betty
Clint/Natasha
Peggy/Steve
Loki/Sif
Thor/Jane

Supernatural
1. Sam and Dean
BUT IF YOU MUST KNOW
1. Sam
2. Dean
3. Castiel
4. Bobby Singer
5. Meg Masters
6. Charlie Bradbury
7. Ruby
8. Bela Talbot

Ships:

Sam/Dean/HAPPINESS
Everyone in the Supernatural shipping fandom scares me tbh.

Game of Thrones
1. Robb Stark
2. Jon Snow
3. Daenerys Targaryen
4. Tyrion Lannister
5. Arya Stark
6. Gendry
7. Ned Stark
8. Catelyn Stark
9. Sansa Stark
10. Samwell Tarley
11. Ygritte

I'm DEFINITELY HOUSE STARK. Mostly cause I want a dire wolf as a pet.

Ships:

Robb/Talisa (MY HEART)
Arya/Gendry
Sansa/Happiness
Tyrion/Shae
Jon/Ygritte
Catelyn/Ned
Joffrey/Poop

Dexter
1. Dexter Morgan
2. Debra Morgan
3. Angel Batista

Ships:
Dexter/Rita
Deb/Happiness

NOT DEXTER/HANNAH UGH UGH UGH

I like a lot of things.

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The Bear-Man's Daughter by freshneverfrozen reviews
The Bear-Man's daughter is many things: woman, wolf, watcher, occasional mute and trickster. For years she has owed the Grey Wizard a favor and fulfilling it leads her to the exploits of Thorin & Co. and ever closer to the heart of a cheeky young dwarf whose fate may not be hers to change; OC/Kili & some Thorin awesomesauce. !SPOILERS IN REVIEWS!
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 172,889 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Thorin, Bard, Kili - Complete
The World Ahead by ScarlettAriandale reviews
After spending three weeks as the prisoner of a pack of trolls, traveling in the company of a hobbit, a wizard, and thirteen dwarves seems a far safer option. But things move quickly in the company of Thorin Oakenshield, and Sylven will have to decide between what is right and what is easy. (Rated M to cover all bases)
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 68,059 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Kili
The Archer, The Mummer, and the Wolf by Carissa Faeky reviews
Assassin or companion? I guess these two archers will have to figure it out on their own time. KilixOC
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,591 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Kili, Fili
Follow Me by FireheadHuntress reviews
Thirteen Dwarves, a Wizard and a Hobbit leave The Shire on a journey to take back what is theirs. A human in their midst is just what they need to complete their adventure, but a certain young dwarf will take some convincing. Rhenwir soon learns of the stubborness of dwarves and Kili discovers that love from a woman can be even more valuable that the riches of Erebor...KILI/OC
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,719 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Kili, Thorin - Complete
Stronger Than Most of You by adecemberist reviews
You were bored. You were so very bored. And what fun it is to toy with a pack of adventurers, especially their most attractive members. (Kili x Reader) Rated M for later chapters.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Kili
It's Just A Game by srh420cky reviews
Set after the Dark Knight. Rachel survived and finds herself drawn to the Joker's twisted charm. Bruce is living a lie about what really happened to Harvey. The Joker can't seem to get enough of Rachel's beauty. Will opposits attract? Rachel/Joker UPDATED
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 194,505 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Joker, Rachel D.
The Fresh Hyaline Line by lye tea reviews
Joker has an interesting thing to tell: there is no real difference between civil obedience and disobedience. It comes down to the basic slaughter. /Joker x Rachel/
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,715 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Joker, Rachel D.
Stars May Collide by Lady of Ithilien reviews
A sickly young girl from Long Cleeve doesn't seem like a suitable match for the son of the Thain but Peregrin Took is no stranger to disobedience, and he and Diamond will do anything to stay together. DISCONTINUED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,782 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/14/2004 - Published: 6/14/2003 - Peregrin T.
Distance to the Stars by Scottish Hobbit reviews
Estella and Merry have known each other for years, and have been friends through it all. What happens, though, when one of them wants more? Both find that following their hearts may be a bit more complicated than ever realized...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,162 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/13/2004 - Published: 6/14/2003 - Meriadoc B.
Pippin's Fiddle by MLynnBloom reviews
Story of Pippin in his younger years. Pippin discovers his talent with the Hildigrim Took fiddle and charms the Shire with his songs. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,083 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 2/20/2004 - Published: 10/26/2003 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B. - Complete
Worth the Wait by Scottish Hobbit reviews
After a painful ending to her engagement, Diamond decided the only way to keep from getting hurt once more was to refrain from feeling so deeply for anyone again-that is, until she met Peregrin Took, and her feelings began to shape a course of their own.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,775 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/1/2004 - Published: 8/17/2003 - Peregrin T.
We Have Come Now To The End by Highland-Spring reviews
A small final sequence between all the Hobbits in the Grey Havens. tissues may be needed!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/13/2004 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Aragorn, King of Gondor by florescentviggo reviews
Aragorn the king...Please R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2004
Faint Heart Never Won Fair Lady by Lady of Ithilien reviews
After returing home from wars and adventures in faraway lands, Meriadoc Brandybuck faces one of his greatest challenges - winning the heart of Estella Bolger. COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,994 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/30/2003 - Published: 1/30/2003 - Meriadoc B. - Complete
Frodo by Lila Grubb reviews
Song filk based on "Vincent" by Don McLean. Contains RotK spoilers.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/23/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
My Hero by Goggle Girl reviews
After a boating accident, Merry's forbidden from playing with Pippin ever again. With their friendship in ruins, what can the two hobbits do to fix things and be with each other again? NO SLASH
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,653 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/24/2003 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Parties & Scarfies by Goggle Girl reviews
At the Thain's 65th birthday party, 8 year old Pippin feels forgotten and ignored. Just a short little fluffy friendship story about how Merry and Pippin became close friends.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,703 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/17/2003 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
Complete Insanity by LoveKittyPaw reviews
Legolas is obsessed with self help books, Merry talks to his stuffed cat Mr. Whiskers, Aragorn likes butter, Gandalf's turned into a hippy, Frodo bursts into song...It's just like the title : Complete Insanity. PLEASE REVIEW!!!!! I LOVE REVIEWS!!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,282 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/29/2003 - Published: 4/6/2002 - Complete
Merry and Estella by loveofthering reviews
Merry brings his horses home.( After finding out who had tried to kill, and those that died he had loved, Merry had suffered alot, but having his friends at his side he found the true love of his life)....Complete!!! R&R please!!!!!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 66,106 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 5/20/2003 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
An Everlasting Bond by faramir in ithilien reviews
*Chapter 9 Up Now!!* Told when Merry and Pippin are young Hobbits. Merry despises his five-year-old cousin, Pippin, but as time passes, their friendship grows stronger. UNFINISHED, but please R&R! Non slashy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,924 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 6/2/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Angels Return Home by faramir in ithilien reviews
Pippin's daughter, a child he cherishes, dies after only a month. There is only one who understands and can heal his grief. Rating will change possibly later in the story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,566 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 5/27/2003 - Published: 1/17/2003 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
The Torture of Gollum by cosmo-queen reviews
A short poem about the power of the Ring and the hold it has over Gollum, and the mental anguish he has to endure daily as a result.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/27/2003 - Gollum
Too Young by Lindelea1 reviews
Merry's thoughts shortly after arriving in Ithilien (updated version as of 4/13)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2003 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
My Favorite Cousin by J.C. Rocket reviews
This is a rather adorable poem thought up off the top of my head. Please read it if you like Pip!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/13/2002 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Just Let Go by Chel aka Elf Goldfish Cracker reviews
Pippin is on the verge of death, and Merry is having trouble coping. read and review.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 4/1/2002 - Published: 3/31/2002 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 2,152 - Follows: 196 - Published: 1/8/2002
Walk With You by Mainecoon reviews
Obi-Wan reflects on becoming Qui-Gon's padawan, and agrees to train Anakin. My first Star Wars fanfic -- be brutal!!!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/12/2001
Legolas and His Mary Sues reviews
The Fellowship spend some time in the Shire. Legolas finds the girl of his dreams, but it turns out to be thousands of them and he gets a wee bit frightened! The Fellowship has to find a way to destroy them! Read if you wanna read stupid pointless humor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/18/2003 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Legolas