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Joined 05-14-11, id: 2921008, Profile Updated: 11-04-11
Author has written 6 stories for Hunger Games, Gone, and Maximum Ride.

-yo,

I like to read, draw, climb, and do a bunch of other stuff too, but I'm too lazy to write it down :P

Books: Gone, Maximum Ride, The Hunger Games, The Mysterious Benedict Society, The 39 Clues, Percy Jackson

TV Shows/Movies: Psych, Tower Prep, Unnatural History, The Clone Wars (Shut up, it's good!), Terra Nova, X-men, Unforgettable

I live in an alternate universe where Cato and Clove won the Games instead of Katniss and Peeta, Finnick and Prim lived, along with Cinna, Darius, and Lavinia. :)

My stories:

-The Hunger Games: Glimmer POV

Basically the Hunger Games through Glimmer's eyes, but there are a few surprising twists.

-What would happen if?

A bunch of random GONE oneshots that are pretty crazy.

-Don't Waste It

Sam and Dekka

Possible stories: These aren't all official and will probably change a little if I end up publishing them.

A fic where Cato and Clove win the games and go on to start the rebellion, probably a trilogy that kinda mirrors the real one.

- The Maximum Game

A Maximum Ride/Hunger Games crossover. Max lives in District 5 (Scientific Exploration). Her father is a mad scientist named Jeb, and he gave her bird genes so now she's 98% human, 2% bird. The thing is, it's a secret. But then she's reaped, and her best friend Dylan is reaped as well. With dark, brooding, Fang as her mentor, Iggy and Nudge as her and Dylan's stylists, and Angel and Gazzy as avoxes, this is sure to be one of the wildest Games yet.

-Not So Perfect After All

Dylan came from a whole other flock engineered to be the perfect match of Max's. But both of these flocks aren't just going to take their fate as it comes... they're going to fight. And maybe, just maybe, the enemy will not be just who they thought it was... takes place after ANGEL.

-DREAM

Allie. Drake's secret girlfriend. Trapped in the FAYZ, where secrets are harder and harder to keep. Where loved ones are harder and harder to protect. Where sanity is harder and harder to cling to. Where being able to see the future is very, very dangerous.

Panemian Idol with BigFan1500

-The Hunger Games, with an absolutely ridiculous American Idol twist.

-All that matters

Um, so one time my friend accidentally put Gale/Glimmer as one of her favorite pairings, so I thought to myself, what the shuck, why not?

-Not over you

Diana/Caine songfic; despite the fact that I hate Caina, I think this song fits.

-Valentine's day in the FAYZ

Wow, you couldn't figure out what this was about from the title? *rolls eyes*

I just realized something. I have never read/watched a movie or tv show about/met someone named John under 20 who I didn't like. Not LIKE like, but like.

-John Terrafino

-John Allerdyce

-John Xxxxxxx

-John XxxXxxx

-John Xxxxxxx

Here are my pics from my Glimmer story:

Glimmer (Reaping):

Marvel (Reaping):

Sparkle:

Sophia:

Glimmer (Parade):

Marvel (Parade):

Jonathan:

Glimmer (Training):

Glimmer (Interview):

Jonathan (Interview):

My Rants:

The Maximum Ride Conspiracy theory:

JP was amazed at how wonderful his Maximum Ride series had turned out. So he decided to write more. But, alas (yes, I just pulled an 'alas,' suck it up), he had other books to write, such as Alex Cross and Woman's Murder club or whatever things he writes. So he decided, why not have my staff write the rest of my books? No one will know! MWAHAHAHAHA! So we were then attacked by a barrage of global warning propaganda, FAXness, lame plots, pathetic love triangles, evil little girls, and bubbles of snot. In other words, total crap. No one seemed to notice the problem with these sad excuses for sequels, until one day, a girl names FloridaGirl11 came along. She exposed JP's dishonesty to the world, and JP lived the rest of his life in shame. The end.

PROOF:

Max- In books one through three, Max was cool. She could fight, she was not very girly, and there was just the right amount of romantic tension between her and Fang. But then, in books four through seven, she became a brat who took ten pages to tell explicitly how she was NOT a girly girl and was a TOTAL tomboy, then proceeded to spend the next ten pages to make out with Fang, whine about her love life, and moan about how she's not pretty. She also became an obsessive and over-controling b-witch. She was all over Dylan in Angel, and yet, she would't let her ex date anyone else. How pathetic is that? She really needs a life. (She has also developed the tendency to create lists and write poems in books four through seven, part of my basis for this)

Fang- In books one through three, Fang was a bad-donkey fighter who didn't talk much and acted as a fatherly figure towards the flock. In books four through seven, Fang's only purpose was to make out with Max to fill the spaces in the already flawed plots of the books.

Iggy- In books one through three, things would be different if he just vanished from the series. In books four through seven, him vanishing wouldn't affect the plot at all, except for the fact that there would be no one to offer to pee on Gazzy after he got attacked by a Portuguese Man-of-War.

Nudge- What the heck, Nudge? You used to be cool. In the first three books, you were funny and talkative and sweet. In the rest you were a whiny brat who was all "I just wanna be normal, why can't I be normal?" Why can't you be normal? if I recall correctly, in book one you said something to the effect of "I mean, all those poor kids down there are worrying about homework or cleaning their room, and we get to fly around up here, we're so lucky!" You are now a whiny brat. You disgust me.

Gazzy- That's right. Gazzy. The kid who practically didn't EXIST in books four through seven. You might remember him from the first part of the series.

Angel- Oh wow, where do I even start? Book 1: "I love you best, too, Max" Book 6: "Get out of here Max, no one likes you!" WTH, Angel? W. T. H. Actually, kudos to Angel for seeing that Max has become a b-witch, and kicking her out. But still! Talk about sudden character change! However, I do like her, because in ANGEL, Angel says "Max, I know it's hard to let go, but just choose Fang or choose Dylan and stop whining about it." WOOHOO, ANGEL! My thoughts exactly.

I saw something like this on B Symphony's profile, so I thought wth y not?

GONE yearbook awards!

Most popular- Caine "fearless leader" Soren

Most hated- Tyler "Bug"

Most likely to die at a young age- Pete "Little Pete" Ellison

Most likely to commit suicide- Lana "The Healer" Arwen Lazar

Most likely to become president- Astrid "Astrid the Genius" Ellison

Most likely to get arrested- Drake "Whiphand" Merwin

Most likely to die from tripping over their own shoelaces- Quinn Gaither

Most likely to be a movie star- Diana Ladris

Most likely to die of insanity- Sam "School Bus Sam" Temple

I'll add some more when I update my story.

1. Drake

2. Dekka

3. Sam

4. Orc

5. Gaiaphage

6. Brianna

7. Edilio

8. Quinn

9. Little Pete

10. Lana

11. Albert

12. Howard

Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfic before?

Brianna/Albert? Nope, and I don't wanna

Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

Orc? No. Not.

What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?

Howard/Quinn? Um.

Do you recall any fics about 9?

LP? No, actually

Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Dekka/Brianna? No. Sadly for 2, no.

5/9 or 5/10?

Gaiaphage/LP or Gaiaphage/Lana? Bwahahahaha those would be funny would be funny

What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 in an awkward situation?

Edilio/Howard/Dekka? He would be like. "Ummmmm, uhhhhhhh, sorry, im, uhhhh, gonna leave now, uhhh bye?" and slowly back away with his eyes closed.

Make up a summary of a 3/10 fic.

Sam/Lana? That would be cute... ok, here it goes. it would be called healing. and yes I know this is cheesy, i would never write this. "Lana can heal almost everything. But can she heal Sam's broken heart?"

Is there any such thing as a 1/8 fluff?

Drake/Quinn? No, just no.

Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.

Beer Me??????

If you wrote a Song-fic about 8, what song would you choose?

I dunnno... my mind is blank

If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: BRIANNA WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH DRAKE UNTIL JEALOUS HOWARD KILLS HIM.

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

I have never read one, surprisingly

(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (6).

Drake and Edilio are in a happy relationship until Little Pete runs off with Edilio. Drake, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Albert and a brief unhappy affair with Howard, then follows the wise advice of the Gaiaphage (oh, the irony! XD) and finds true love with Brianna.

What title would you give this fic?

Happy Ending :) (They ARE kinda cute)

10 invites 4 and 8 to their house for dinner

Lana invites Orc and Quinn.

Lana: Hey Quinn.

Quinn: Hey Lana.

kiss furiously*

Orc: Beer me!

Orc: I said beer me!

Orc: Why won't anyone beer me!?

Quinn: Way to ruin the moment, brah!

Lana: Yeah, can't you take a hint?

Orc: WAAAAAAAAAAH! WHY WON'T ANYONE BEER ME?!

6 and 11 are in the middle of a game of scrabble

Brianna: ZIIIIIP! Wow that word was worth a hundred and 72 points!

Albert: You play too fast!

Brianna: It's your turn!

Albert: Hmm, let me consider all the possible outcomes and decide which one would be more favorable to me...

Brianna: Too slow! I quit! Bye!

runs away*

Albert: (oblivious)(one hour later) I have considered my options and concluded that... Snap! She left!

4 and 7 are in love but don't know how to tell each other. 9 looks on.

Eldilo: Erm, so, uh...

Orc: Ahh...

Little Pete: Hungry in the dark!

Edilio: Never mind!

Howard: Get over here and beer me, Howard!

4 and 7 adopt each others' languages to express their feelings. 9 looks on.

Eldilio: I love you so now you can beer me!

Orc: I'm in love with you, dear Edilio!

Little Pete: Beddy boody, beddy boody!

3 and 5 show up drunk to 1 and 9’s joint birthday party.

Sam and Gaiaphage to Drake and Little Pete.

Sam: Let's party! Aww darn, no one here is my friend!

Drake: I'm gonna whip you, that's why I invited you, so I could whip you!

Gaiaphage: SERVE ME!

Little Pete: Window seat!

Drake: MWAHAHAHAHA! I AM A PSYCHOPATH!

Little Pete: Nestor, Nestor, Nestor!

Drake: Little Petard!

Sam: Don't insult my girlfriend's little bro!

Gaiaphage: I WILL EAT YOU ALL!

Drake: Petard, Petard!

Little Pete: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Drake: Shut the hell up!

Gaiaphage: I HATE YOU NEMISIS, DRAKE, WHIP HIM!

Drake: I don't feel like it, I'd rather whip Sam!

Gaiaphage: OBEY!

Drake: OWWWWWWWWWWWW! OKAY I'LL WHIP HIM!

Little Pete:

Vanishes*

Drake: Crap!

Sam: Haha, loser! Wait a second, oh no, now he'll whip me!

Drake: Wow, great idea Sam!

Sam: Uh-oh...

Suggest a plot idea for a 3/11 fic.

Sam and Albert fight over whether they should have bertos.

What would 6 buy 9 for their birthday?

Another game

What would you think if you found out 5 is related to you?

OHHHH NOOO! I can picture it:

Gaiaphage: Little Pete never told you what happened to your father.

Me: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!

Gaiaphage: No, FloridaGirl11, I am your father.

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

What would you think if 1 went emo?

I would not be surprised AT ALL

You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find 10 rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Hi Lana, your cool!

What would you do if 4 gave you a daisy right now?

Awww thanks Edilio!

7,9, and 4 have banded together at 3:00 am. They sneak into your room and then start singing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is your reaction?

Me: Umm...

Little Pete: He's hungry in the dark!

Orc: Beer me!

Edilio: Hey Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today, hey Ferb... (My sis was watching Phineas and Ferb, and geez, that song is annoying) wait why aren't you guys singing?

What would 8 say if 1 and 5 got married?

How do you marry a glowing green rock, brah? I think he's controlling your mind, Drake.

What would 6 most likely buy at Target?

Running shoes

Would you rather be related to 10 or 9?

Definately 10, because if I was related to LP I'd be related to Astrid and I don't like her at all.

How would you feel if 2 dissed you in the worst possible way?

I would b kinda sad cuz I like Dekka

How would you react if you saw 8 and 11 in a closet with a rubber ducky?

I would just shut the door, and walk away.

What would be a good title for a fic about 12?

Beer me

What would be the genre?

Humor/Drama

Okay I'm done! BTW I set you up on a date with 2.

Uhhhh NO

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine, but i will have a lot of it
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

Post this on your profile if you are against abortion

If you rearrange the following words, you'll find that the same letters spell the given definition. Someone out there either has too much spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.

Dormitory: Dirty room

Astronomer: Moon starer

George Bush: He bugs Gore

The eyes: They see

Slot machine: Cash lost in me

Desperation: A rope ends it

Presbyterian: Best in prayer

Election results: Lies! Let's recount

Snooze alarm: Alas! no more z's

Eleven plus two: Twelve plus one

Mother in law: Woman Hitler

The Morse code: Here come dots

A decimal point: I'm a dot in place

If you would be a proud freak in the FAYZ put this in your profile.

If you want to kill Zil (haha that rhymed) put this in your profile.

If you love Quinn put this in your profile.

If you feel sorry for Orc put this in your profile.

If you love GONE and can't live without it put this in your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because Jesus says in the Bible, "if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

You're never alone...

93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it.

Don't be one of those people.

Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you.

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism.

Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted.

48 q's about me

1, What color is your toothbrush?

Pink and white

2, Name one person who made you smile today:

Lauren #3

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

Being bored to death in choir singing "Zither Zinga Zing" which is LAME.

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

GChat with Rachel

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

Russell Strover

6, What is the last thing you said aloud?

I forget

7, What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Gold Medal Ribbon

8, What was the last thing you had to drink?

Water

9, Do you like your wallet?

I don't have one

10, What was the last thing you ate?

Goldfish

11, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

No I hate shopping and I avoid It whenever possible -_- You will also never catch me dead in any type of makeup besides concealer

12, The last sporting event you watched?

Baseball because they had it on instead of Terra Nova - grrr.

13, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

Chocolate covered.

14, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

Nadia

15, Ever go camping?

Yes at a zoo (don't ask)

16, Do you take vitamins daily?

yeah

17, Do you go to church every Sunday?

Yes

18, Do you have a tan?

No

19, Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

No, pizza rocks!

20, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

I hate soda so no.

21, What did your last text message say?

22, What are you doing tomorrow?

Going to school, doing homework, lame stuff like that

23, Look to your left, what do you see?

A wall

24, What color is your watch?

Black and silver

25, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

Terra Nova

26, What is your birthstone?

Pearl I think

27, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

Drive Thru

28, What is your favorite number?

11

29, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

My mom

30, Any plans today?

ummmm eat dinner and finish homework and watch psych.

31, How many states have you lived in?

3

32, Biggest annoyance right now?

Kansas! UGH it's AWFUL here I HATE it and Florida and Virginia are so much better! Moving sux.

33, Last song listened to?

Breathe, Taylor Swift

34, Can you say the alphabet backwards?

No.

35, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

No.

36, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

Flip flops

37, Are you jealous of anyone?

My friends who live in FL and this kid in my class moving to FL and everyone in VA and everyone in FL

38, Is anyone jealous of you?

Probably...

39, Do you love anyone?

My family and friends and that's it.

40, Do any of your friends have children?

No unless you count like my parents and aunts and stuff

41, What do you usually do during the day?

WRITING, music, computer, awesome swing outside which is now 1000 miles away thank u very much, TV, book, i dunno

42, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

Yes.

43, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

No I say yo or hey or hihi

44, What color is your car?

Black

45, Do you like cats?

Little boy cats who are actually girls only (PLEASE don't ask)

46. Are you thinking about someone right now?

Totally.

47, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

Yes

48, How did you get your worst scar?

I have no idea how I got it. Isn't that pathetic?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

@(*-*)@ princess leia

~~~()_)~~~ a role of toilet paper

~(8-(|).) homer simpson

(^=-=^) a cat

>:-) a vampire

=:-O a person who saw a vampire

(^@=-=@^) a cat who saw a vampire

:-(#) a person with braces

|_|-- a marshmallow on a stick

/OO\ darth vader

:-(|) someone who overuses lip plumper

:-(|#|) someone who overuses lip plumper and has braces

Repost this if you love emoticons!

Are you a Hunger Games freak?

Totally

Favorite book?

Catching Fire

Favorite character?

ugggg don't make me choose between Cato and Clove

Favorite adult?

Finnick or Johanna

Favorite scene?

The part where Clove almost killed Katniss and Cato alomost killed Peeta (They actually did kill Katniss and Peeta in my dream world XD)

Favorite couple?

Cato + Clove

Favorite tribute?

I TOLD you i'm not gonna choose between Cato and Clove

TEAM

Team Cato and Clove

What do you think?

Peeta/Katniss

no

Gale/Katniss

yah-huh

Gale/Madge

Yes

Finnick/Katniss

That's cute, ok.

Finnick/Annie

Yah

Peeta/Johanna

No, johanna deserves better

Finnick/Johanna

If you say so

If Katniss didn't win the Games...

CATO AND CLOVE DID!!!! CUZ THEY ROCK LIKE THAT!!!!

If Peeta died...

HOORAY!

If Gale died...

awwww

If Finnick died...

He did, smarties. i cried when i read the book. but now i wouldn't cuz i dont like him as much.

If Rue lived...

She would die so cato and clove could win

If Haymitch stopped drinking...

he would eat cake instead and get fat. (sorry that was totally random)

If Katniss chose Peeta...

lalalala i cant hear u...

If Katniss chose Gale...

yayayayay!

If President Snow died...

a bunch of dudes would loot his mansion

If Voldemort took over...

idc i dont like harry potter

Worst Book Ever Awards! (Copy and paste onto your profile if you agree)

-By CinnaAndFinnickLiveInMyHeart

1.) The Uglies Trilogy The story had potential, but the author ruined it. ~(Tallys perspective) Book 1- I love David. book 2- I want to kill David. book 3- I want to kill David in the most painful ways possible.~ In the second book, if I heard the word bogus, pretty-making, or any name followed by a -wa, I was going to tear the book to shreds and throw those in the fire, then throw the ashes at the author. Plus, this is what i found on the back of the book. "Don't forget to read the rest of the trilogy! And look out for the 4th book!" 4th book in a trilogy? Thats a quadrilogy! Your award is... Nothing! How bogus is that!

2.) Twilight The only reason Edward likes Bella is because she smells good. There's something wrong with that. Plus, he watches her sleep. How dose Bella not realize how creepy that is? The first book was good by itself. Bella never needed to become a vampire. It would be a sweet, simple ending with them dancing at the prom. Edward not caring whether she aged, just knowing she will smell good for the rest of her life. But no. She had to add in Jacob (who I support because he is not a stalker) and create all of this drama. The story line is good, but the author herself is not exactly good on description and whatnot. Your award is... One super saver cupon for a $10 discount on becoming human again at that random shop over there! *Coupon not activated until 5 downpayments of death have been payed off.

3). The Iron King (for me this describes harry potter. sorry hp fans!) It just dragggsss oooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnn aaaaaannnnddddd oooooooooonnnnnn aaanddd ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnn. Some parts are very awkward. Your award is... A bomb! Yaaaaayyyyyyy! Boom!

Now, lets give our contenders a warm round of applause! Nobody claps. Only a lone voice of "You stink!" is heard. Well, that's it for today folks! More to come! (Lets not hope anytime soon.)

This is a true story:

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if you're against child abuse)

Gone Quiz!

1. Favourite Perdido Beach kid? Dekka is awesome! And John and Quinn and Edilio!

2. Favourite Coates kid? Totally Drake

3. Favourite couple? Dekka and Sam (ik that's not a real pairing but they WOULD be good together if she wasn't lesbian)

4. Least favourite couple? Sam and Astrid (I'm sorry but she is SO FREAKIN ANNOYING!)

5. Favourite part of each book? Gone- when Mary was like "Take care of the prees, I'll be right back!" and John's like "Okay. I'll wipe butts." It made me laugh.

Hunger- When Orsay was in LP's dream. And then when LP was like "He's hungry. Hungry in the dark." Bcuz that's when I figured everything out. Like, you know, when everything just falls into place? That was me when I read that.

Lies- When Nerezza was flirting with Zil, and he was like "uhh, gah."

Plague - When Sam was like, "You know I love you, right?" and she's like "Love you too, Sam" cuz that was cute. And the part where she was like "NOOOOOOOOO! SAM! YOU PROMISED!" and he was torn with agony :)

6. Least favourite character? Astrid, Zil, and Caine because of what he did in PLAGUE

7. What do you think of Zil? He should've died a slower and painfuler death OR ran off with Nerezza

8. Favourite coyote? Pack Leader

9. Who has the best power? Taylor

10. Worst power? Orc

11. Computer Jack and Brianna or Dekka and Brianna? Computer Breeze

13. Saddest death? Hunter

14. I think that Drake with a girlfriend is cute he needs one to help him get over his issues.

15. I might pair...

Howard with Mary

Penny with Bug

Quinn with Diana or Lana

Sanjit with someone -_-

Orc with Astrid

The Artful Roger with Dahra

Zil with Nerezza

Albert with Mary

Orsay with She's coolio on her own and she's kind of 12

Brother John with Someone we haven't met yet and her name is... uh... Nikki??????

Good Things Come In Threes-

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Nerezza
2. Rage
3. Ray-Ray

4. Reggie

5. Egan-Ray

6. Regan-Ray

7. Max

8. Ray

9. Jack

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. fire
2. care bears
3. David Choi

THREE THINGS THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY:
1. FLORIDA
2. Writing
3. Reading

THREE THINGS YOU REALLY DON'T LIKE :
1. Kansas
2. School
3. Stupid Cartoon Network cuz they discontinued Unnatural History, and if that wasn't enough, they discontinued Tower Prep, too. Losers!

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. FLORIDA
2. Phone
3. Ummm... idk... water???????

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. shirt
2. shorts
3. concealer cuz of an annoying zit

THREE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE GENDER THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. humor
2. actually caring and not just using you
3. cocky guys are interesting

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Reading
2. Writing
3. Being awesome

THREE THINGS YOU WANT REALLY BAD RIGHT NOW:
1. A milkshake!
2. Cartoon Network to DIE! DIE DIE DIE! Or they could just continuing airing Tower Pre and Unnatural History. Their choice.
3. To move back to FLORIDA

THREE CAREERS YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. Author
2. Stunt double
3. Sound effects dude. except I'm a girl. So thats weird.

THREE PLACES YOU WOULD GO ON VACATION:
1. FLORIDA
2. Virginia
3. Paris, cuz they've got this totally awesome roller coaster, AND it's Indiana Jones themed. How awesome is THAT?

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Ride every single roller coaster in Orlando in a day!
2. Go to Alaska, kidnap Amy, go to Virginia, kidnap all my friends from there, then head to FLORIDA!
3. I dunno. Just, like, hang out w/ my friends in Orlando. Or Disney World. Like, buy Disney World, and bring all my friends there and we could, like, party all night. Yeah.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great big CRACK
Mummy I was a good
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

16 Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16. When you are at the cash paying, ask: "Can I have fries with that?"

Top 71 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator

1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15. Swat at flies that don't exist.

16. Tell people that you can see their aura.

17. Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19. open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24. make loud buzzing noises when anyone presses a button.

25. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

27. Put police tape in front of the door before entering.

28. Hold an auction.

29. Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.

30. Ask every passenger coming if you can borrow a tampon. Especially effective if victim is male. Even more effective if you yourself are male.

31. Throw a rave.

32. Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."

33. Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".

34. Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.

35. Have a heated debate with yourself.

36. Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.

37. Drum on every available surface.

38. Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.

39. Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.

40. Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.

41. Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.

42. Propose to the other passengers.

43. Challenge people to duels.

44. Sell scout cookies.

45. Bring a large pile of ice. Build an igloo on the floor.

46. Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."

47. Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.

48. Stick your tongue out. Act like it's a cigarette, and ask someone for a lighter.

49. Pitch a tent on the floor, and "camp out" for the weekend.

50. Play "I've got your nose" with the other passengers.

51. Shout "Food fight!"

52. Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"

53. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

54. Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.

55. Elevators were practically MADE for river dance!

56. Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"

57. Make sushi.

58. Shave.

59. Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's IT'S !" Look relieved when it stops moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.

60. Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.

61. Practice your kung fu.

62. Make race car noises when people get on and off.

63. Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?"

64. Fly a airplane.

65. Do yoga.

66. Play the accordion

67. Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.

68. Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.

69. Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.

70. Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."

71. Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

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Contentions by Akatsuki Child reviews
Being in love with Apollo is…complicated. Thalia loves it, but she also hates it. As a new threat arrives, will she be able to handle all the stress and remain with Apollo? Or will she have to refuse his offer? Sequel to Ten Days.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,793 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Apollo, Thalia G.
The Vicious One by ObviouslyAnnoyed reviews
We are the cursed lovers of District 2. We are forced to play the game, knowing there is no way to avoid game over. And when the game is over, I will either be dead, or wish I was. Because the odds were never in our favor. We were doomed from the start. / Canon & Alternate ending.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 162,917 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Clove, Cato
Two Fires by isabugg reviews
What if Gale, overtaken by the grief of seeing his oldest friend about to be swept into the monstrosity that is the Hunger Games, volunteered for Peeta and took his place? Gale Hawthorne x Katniss Everdeen
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 119,146 - Reviews: 1391 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
Isa: The New Girl Is Never What She Seems by Swahili reviews
Isabelle, a new member, joins the flock and the ultimate race to save the world. But then, they always say, the new girl is never what seems. Action, adventure, and a dash of full-out romance clash as the flock go on their rocky path ultimately saving the world in a way that only a bird-kid can manage to do. Please R&R !
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 82 - Words: 325,521 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 1/1/2011
Ancient Future by SilentInceptor reviews
When Hank's Cerebro decides to become a time machine instead, Charles and Erik are sent into year 2011. Can Charles handle our smartphones and Facebook? And what does Erik really think of the Kardashians? /First Class fic/ /Bromance/
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto
Puck is the Father by totallygilmore reviews
While the scene where Finn finds out Puck is the father of Quinn's baby in 'Sectionals' was well done, there are thousands times before then that Finn could've found out. PROMPT-FIC. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,594 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Quinn F., Puck - Complete
The Sharpest Lives by Hyperactive Lioness reviews
Set after GONE. Caine, Drake, and Diana meet a girl who's fate quickly becomes intertwined with theirs. (Apologies for overdone theme of Drake-And-A-Girl. Updated after two year hiatus.)
Gone - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 61,477 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Drake M.
The Butterfly Effect by TheSecretHeart reviews
Something has happened to Quinn Fabray, and she won't speak up. Kurt Hummel is there to be her voice.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,809 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Quinn F., Kurt H.
The False Paradise by Kypress reviews
Katniss is stuck in the sadistic Hunger Games, and while her and Peeta are desperately trying to win, she finds herself stuck in a cave. And worse, it's with a bloodied and broken Cato. WANRNING: A lot of violence and some cursing.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 82,225 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Katniss E., Cato
Secret's of Love by thegirlinthesecondrow reviews
Leo Valdez - Hazel Levesque! Wisdom's daughter walks alone, the Mark of Athena burns through Rome. As the prophecy unravels, the gang find themselves reacquainted with past friends, and fighting a bigger threat than ever thought of. Can love overcome all?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 47,591 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Hazel L., Leo V.
Boys Will Be Boys by Paintdripps reviews
If you're a girl in middle school or high school, you've probably had your share of ridiculous encounters with the sometimes annoying, sometimes lovable species we call boys. This is a collection of one-shots full of those. Crack. Warnings inside; author is getting a bit tired of hearing the same old song and dance.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 10,899 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Nico A., Percy J.
Awkward IMs by iluv2smile reviews
Sometimes, Iris Messages appear at the most inconvenient times...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,816 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 6/24/2011
The Mark of Athena by Flamepaw reviews
The 2,000 reviews reedited version! Rewritten for awesomeness. See A/N at the end of this story for more details. I hope everyone enjoys the real Mark of Athena when it comes out on Tuesday. Happy reading :)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 97,843 - Reviews: 2162 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Jason G., Reyna R. - Complete
This Is Gonna Be Interesting by Nicky3019 reviews
In all the Drake fanfics he isnt sadistic to the girl he loves. I dont think that would stop him. Wesley is a normal girl until she falls in love with the pyshopath. Then things go wrong. Rated T incase of violence and a little other stuff... DrakeXOC
Gone - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,264 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Drake M.
Cut off without Amends by NumberSixteen reviews
Skye is in a sticky situation after Terra Nova is cut off from 2149. Lucas is alive and Commander Taylor knows it and fears for the colony. Can Skye change Lucas's heart? Or will the walls never come down. Will Josh find out and fight for her too?
Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 59,685 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Skye, Lucas T. - Complete
Verge by FoalyWinsForever reviews
Because betrayal is subjective. How Chris Rodriguez lost his mind, got it back, and got the girl… or maybe the girl got him. Quite T, for pretty much everything you can think of.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 144,919 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Clarisse R., Chris R. - Complete
Shine by Tinge reviews
Dekka x Sam, one of the few on the site. :D Rated T just in case. Set between plague and fear at Lake Tramonto. WARNING: Contains spoilers from Gone-Fear.
Gone - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,568 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Dekka, Sam T.
Confusion by Kittiliz reviews
A little Sam/Dekka story. There weren't that many, so here you go! Sekka
Gone - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Sam T., Dekka
The FAYZ Five by ThePhagersUnderYourBed reviews
Drake, Quinn, Caine, Sam, and Edilio form a band and have wacky high school adventures along with Astrid, Diana, and Drake's girlfriend, Kira. Read the AN for the full explanation, since its a long one. AU and OOC, sort of parody.
Gone - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,003 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010
Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs by stelianqueen reviews
An analysis of Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs in five short oneshots, applied to five different characters.
Gone - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011
Despicable Drake by Laundry Day reviews
AU. When Dekka is forced to help Drake get Brianna to be his girlfriend, she vows to do anything necessary to prevent it. But what happens when the devil himself statrs falls for Dekka instead? This won't end too well...Drakka/Dekka x Drake.
Gone - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Dekka, Drake M.
Indi: The Hunting Falcon by Heart of Diamond reviews
3/3 Bloodline Trilogy. Meet Indi Ride. 16 & longs to escape her home on Angel Island, but when Indi is thrown onto the ancient battlefield, how will she react when she finds out who her mum really is? Of course, then there's Chase… FAX NIGGY IndiXChase
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,238 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Max, Fang
He Turned My Life Upside Down by Cainesqueen reviews
Ally has the perfect life. Sure her parents are kinda annoying but then so are everyone's, aren't they? How could ONE boy turn her whole life upside down?
Gone - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,679 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Caine S., unknown
Reactions by Akatsuki Child reviews
During the war, Kronos takes Annabeth hostage to get the best of Percy. Her curiosity and attraction towards Luke's body lands her in a deadly situation with the Titan Lord.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,101 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Kronos, Annabeth C.
Love and War by Stephaniesparkles reviews
Cato seems to be a ruthless killing machine, but what was really going on in his head during the reaping and the games? Was he always insane? And was his lethal counterpart, Clove, just an ally- or something more? Rated T for brief language and violence.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,058 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Cato, Clove
Annie by ravenclawfever reviews
Annie Cresta is reaped for the 70th annual Hunger Games and lacks even the slightest hope of winning - but her mentor, Finnick Odair, has other plans.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 85,664 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Annie C., Finnick O. - Complete
Morph by Cainesqueen reviews
What will Aspen do when Caine uses her power to spy on the kids of Perdido Beach? Will Caine be able to take back his rulership, or will Aspen do what's right, even if it means putting herself in mortal danger?
Gone - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,530 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Sam T.
A Coates Romance by Cainesqueen reviews
Rose's new to Coates and has taken an interest in the school bully, Drake Merwin. DrakexOC
Gone - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,406 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Drake M. - Complete
Curtain by B Symphony reviews
The title is like an inside joke: you have to read the story to get it. Anyway its about this kid named Curt who goes to Coates. Laugh your face off and have fun xD
Gone - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,348 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011
The Traitor and The Pariah by Chaotic-Theoretician reviews
AU, SPOILERS. After kidnapping Skye in the aftermath of her shooting him, Lucas must coerce her into helping him once again. But as they struggle to survive, their relationship changes as they are forced to trust and rely on each other. Skye/Lucas
Terra Nova - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 77,424 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Skye, Lucas T. - Complete
Used by firegirl56 reviews
When Bridget, the younger sister of one of Coates Academy's most troublesome students, arrives at school, she throws a wrench into Diana and Caine's relationship...or does she? Drake/OC, Caine/Diana, Caine/OC.
Gone - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,571 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 10/12/2011 - unknown, Caine S.
Ultimate Cliche of a MR High School by independentwriter-137 reviews
You know the typical cliches, Lissa being a slut, Brigid being a cougar, Max the new kid, Fang the emotionless rock and yet suddely declare his love for Max. Well, I decided to do a parody to show how ridiculous these cliches are. WARNING: BIZZARE CONTENT
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Last Pilgrim by morningsong101 reviews
Kara was the last pilgrim to come through the portal before the bomber. It was how she was remembered by the colony. But not to Josh. To Josh, she was his everything. And now, this is her funeral.
Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Josh S. - Complete
Pools Of Blood by allzluvsvampires reviews
Now the games are over. Everything seems perfect, but how perfect is life after the games?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,370 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Cato, Clove
Mommy, Who's the Gaiaphage? by B Symphony reviews
Totally awesome! Basically Gone: The next generation! Or is it? Surprises lurk...maybe...
Gone - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,657 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 9/30/2011
The Importance of Growing Up by SeaOfWisdom18 reviews
Percy and the gang decide to visit Sally's for the day. They were going to laugh heartily and have a blissful day. That's until Reyna and Percy are taken in for the worst moment in a teens life. With "bonus features." Percabeth, Jeyna, Thalico, oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Reyna R., Percy J. - Complete
It Wasn't Supposed To End Like This by ObviouslyAnnoyed reviews
Dahra and Elwood loved each other, but the FAYZ tore them apart. One-shot.
Gone - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Dahra B., Elwood B. - Complete
Who Knew by Nicole Rayne reviews
In the FAYZ, people don't have the leisure of going wherever they want. Of course, that doesn't stop some. Rated T. Please R&R
Gone - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Diana L., Quinn G.
Are You Obsessed With GONE? by firegirl56 reviews
A list of ways to know if you are truly obsessed. Like I am.
Gone - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Complete
Max: The War Eagle by Heart of Diamond reviews
1/3: Bloodline Trilogy. After MR3. Max fell pregnant & left, forcing the flock split. People have turned against mutants & experiments alike. Max must rebuild the flock & save the world before war breaks out. But Max's daughter is a target. Fax! Niggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Fang: The Black Hawk by Heart of Diamond reviews
2/3: Bloodline Trilogy. Max's enemies are hungry for revenge. The election is coming up & Max is once again fighting for her child, freedom & those she loves most. With war, survival, running, hiding & trust at risk you have to fight to fly on. Fax! Niggy
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 99,053 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Third One by firegirl56 reviews
Sam and Caine were not the only ones. There was another. The final piece to their puzzle. But they don't know it. They don't know her. But she knows them. And another, who she finds herself fatefully intertwined with...but is he really hers?
Gone - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,756 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Complete
Tally by PsychLuva reviews
Max and the flock have finally broken into the Institute of Higher Living. But what happens when they run into an old friend? Read to find out! T because I'm paranoid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Max, Anne W. - Complete
The Power Of The Vest In Me by starch37495 reviews
A little oneshot about Drake's first love. DxD
Gone - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Drake M., Diana L. - Complete
Old Wounds by laloga reviews
The Wars are tearing the galaxy apart; no one can escape. Obi-Wan teams up with a Jedi from his past to stop the Separatists from acquiring a volatile, deadly substance. However, some things are not as cut and dry as he would prefer. OC/Obi-Wan
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,704 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Obi- Wan K., Asajji Ventress - Complete
Ten Days by Akatsuki Child reviews
Apollo x Thalia "Just hang out with him until I come back. It's only for ten days. I'll even let you take a month of Hunting off." Thalia really hated being blackmailed.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,390 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Apollo, Thalia G. - Complete
This Bitter Earth by corgiluver32 reviews
It's Junior year. Rachel and Finn are in love, Tina and Artie are having problems, Puck is being...Puck, Kurt's rebuilding himself from scratch, and Quinn's had her baby. What happens when Quinn and Kurt find a new light in each other? Kurt/Quinn
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,471 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Kurt H., Quinn F.
FAYZbook by Hyperactive Lioness reviews
What would happen if 'Gone' was told through the character's facebook now "FAYZbook" updates? Find out here!
Gone - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,819 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009
Secrets by Hyperactive Lioness reviews
Everyone has secrets. Drake and Lana songfic for OneRepublic's "Secrets", set after Drake got his whip-arm. A little romance, mostly angst-ish. Yes, Drake and Lana. Together. In a pairing. I like it. R&R!
Gone - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Drake M., Lana L. - Complete
A Promise to Break by Akatsuki Child reviews
What if Thalia had made it to camp? She starts to fall in love with Luke, and Luke becomes less bitter every day. But when Thalia finds herself in a bad situation, she makes Luke promise her something, a promise that he can't keep.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,836 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Luke C., Thalia G.
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2658 - Favs: 6,332 - Follows: 408 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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Knives reviews
Clove. She's wicked with a knife, excels at trapping, and knows poisons like the back of her hand. And right now, she's going into a fight to the death with her boyfriend by her side. Cato/Clove. Companion to Arrows.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,066 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Clove, Cato
Don't Waste It reviews
When Dekka let Sam stay with her, she never thought it would turn into such a complicated mess. Sekka, SamxDekka. It's sad there aren't more of these. In fact, this is the only one...
Gone - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,778 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Dekka, Sam T.
Elemental reviews
Jenna Temple's life was never normal. But it was close, until the fateful night when her parents move her from Kansas to Florida. Once there, questions begin rising. Who are her parents really? Why did they move? What's the FAYZ? And who is Taegen Smith?
Gone - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2012
Arrows reviews
Glimmer has wanted to be in the Games all her life. But now she's in them, and she'd starting to question the unquestionable goodness of the Capitol. T because it's the Hunger Games, duh!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,362 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Glimmer, Other tributes - Complete
What would happen if? reviews
Chapter 5: What would happen on Halloween in the FAYZ? Includes Star Wars, X-men, Nigahiga, Justin Beiber, Siana, Astrid-bashing, Drake, a broken fourth wall, Enrique Iglesias, and a troublesome plothole.
Gone - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Diana L., Sam T.
Angel in the FAYZ reviews
What happens when Angel teleports into the FAYZ? Lots of confusion, that's what. This is a oneshot, takes place during Plague and Fang.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Gone - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Angel