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Joined 05-14-11, id: 2921426, Profile Updated: 07-05-11
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

hi there im just a run o' the mill guy. i like naruhina, political humor, making people laugh, and occasionally enjoy writing. so yeah. go naruhina. yeah, football!

The anime/manga im in to


one piece

FLCL (fool cooly)

Favorite Naruto pairings

Naruhina (totes obvious)




Occasionally Narutem.(just because the story in them is so good. if they get married, im outie)

Least favorite naruto pairings

Naruharem (its just disgusting, immoral, and destroys the story)

Narusaku (its probably gonna happen, but its just annoying)


NaruTsu (just ewww)

Kaksaku (just eww)


NaruBig (2 girls)



ANY incest (if you write that crap you should be ashamed of yourself)

Favorite One piece pairings

LuHan (luffyxhancock) (its just so adorable and refreshing to see a hint of romance in one piece, even though if it does happen itll be in the epilogue)



Least Favorite One piece pairings


Luffy Nami (I get it, but i just dont like it)

Luffy Vivi (she was an arc character, deal with it)

Favorite Themes for fanfics from naruto

Any naruhina revolving around the whirlpool village whether its still there or being rebuilt

Narutos parents returning from the dead. its just interesting

Naruto becoming a missing nin. Its just fun to read. i know itll never happen

Responses to hektols stolen hero challenge. ive read all of them notable. and theyre really good.

Anything where one or both of narutos parents are still alive (EX narutos mom returning to the village, or him running into her)

I totes enjoy fluff. idk why, but i only watch action. reading it is a tad of a massve cocktease. michael bay would disapprove

Naruto getting abused by the villagers (no rape) I know, im sick in that regard but I am naturally a lonely person (In case you didn't already notice my 'shining'personality) and I feel comforted and moved to feel as though I am not alone in that regard. even if it is a fiction child in a ninja village.

Least favorite commononly used themes for naruto fanfics

people writing the scene of naruto getting the goddamn kyuubi sealed into him (its a motherfucking FAN fic, if you don't know the story its based off of, you wont read it)

Santa Kyuubi (kyuubi giving naruto lots of tasty new abilities) im sorry, but its been done entirely too much

Naruto getting a super-duper god bloodline limit (If you think you've thought of one, thats great, but 1: its totes prob already been done before, 2: if you did make one thats cool, but give it to an OC or something, i just think it would be cooler, and 3: I think i speakfor all naruto fans when i say watching the idiot grow from a moron who could barely do a simple clone, to a man that could defeat the undefeatable heir to the doujutsu of the sage of the 6 paths, pein, and giving him a bloodline limit AKA a lazynin excuse would just ruin the appeal of naruto)

Nice kyuubi, the kyuubi is an EVIL demon, lets respect kishimoto's wishes and keep it that way. but respectful kyuubi is fine.

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Naruto vs Sasuke: The Aftermath by Kingkakashi reviews
Sasuke nearly kills Naruto, it affects everyone in many ways. There will be angst, surprises, & romance NarxHin KakxKur JirxTsu & many more. Warning be prepared for the most Evil Sadistic Sasuke ever, & Sakura takes a beating in many chapters. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 70 - Words: 837,317 - Reviews: 5821 - Favs: 3,241 - Follows: 2,711 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kakashi H., Kurenai Y.
Second Chances by enzhe reviews
Naruto's got a few identities. One he uses to play hockey, go to school, and hang out with friends like Sakura and Shikamaru. One he needs to hold down a job and take care of Hinata. One scarred his cheeks and kept him alive. One harbors secrets only Sasuke knows. And one is Namikaze Naruto, lost-found-proclaimed-dead, with a famous father who never stopped searching. Badass AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,238 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Minato N.
Naruto's Kit 2 by brown phantom reviews
POLL. Four years have passed and Akane Uzumaki has become a ninja. Watch as she follows in her father's footsteps to become the next hokage, all while trying to keep her origins a secret and fighting the threats of her generation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 187,996 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 2/27/2010 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] OC
When I See You Again by FallenCrimsonStar reviews
COMPLETE! AU NaruHina. Hinata Hyuuga is an average girl going to a normal high school. When the new boy Naruto Uzumaki takes an interest in her she is not prepared for the dark secret he is hiding. Sequel is now ABANDONED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,141 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 7/12/2011 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
A demons Love by MssPerfect reviews
A five year old Naruto goes back to the past after a miserable day of being chased and beaten up by a mob of villagers. He meets his soon-to-be father and mother. But there is something wrong. Chapter 20 has finally arrived!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,968 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N.
The Pirate King's new rival by The Four Crosses reviews
A new figure has appeared in the Grand Line. This new figure is after a few people including, the Straw-Hat crew. Luffy Hancock
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,799 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Luffy, Boa Hancock - Complete
Blood Sings by Fireun Feather reviews
For Namikaze Minato, Yondaime Hokage, the day started out like any other. But then Jiraiya walked into his office with a teen that could have been Minato's clone and that bore the name of his vanished lover. His day just got very, very interesting. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 127,068 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 3,636 - Follows: 3,910 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Naruto: Heir of Whirlpool by Lord Rahl Master of D'Hara reviews
AU.The Uzumaki clan is not dead.They rule of one of the most powerful and influential nations in the world. What will they do when they find out they were lied to about the death of Kushina's child? The heir of whirlpool has been found. Naruto/Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 83,822 - Reviews: 2070 - Favs: 3,793 - Follows: 3,821 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Son of whirlpool by Jinsokuichi reviews
Naruto is killed by Uchiha Sasuke on the retrieval mission, or was he? From that moment on his life is forever changed as he bocomes a new legend like you have never seen before.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 290,484 - Reviews: 1426 - Favs: 2,768 - Follows: 2,467 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Konoha's Stolen Hero by Apex Soldier reviews
Naruto, Konoha's hero, the boy who would protect them from the Kyubi. However, what if, on the night of his birth, he was stolen? Follow Naruto as he grows up in a new home and develops a hatred for his old home and father... Also angst/romance/etc... AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 138,060 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Demon's Daughter by Queen of WitchBlood reviews
To change the future, one must alter the past... or something along those lines. No real life changing scenarios, just a pretty rad story. Rated M for: Gore, sexual situations, language and well, violence. Enjoy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,445 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Sex Education: Anko Mitarashi Style by The Digger reviews
Anko Mitarashi has been chosen to teach at the Ninja Academy for the next year. And to the academy's dismay, she's teaching Sex Ed! Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,736 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Anko M. - Complete
I'll never let you go 2: Your smile by trinity456 reviews
SEQUEL to I'll never let you go!Now that Naruto and Hinata are together,they're bound to have jealous girls and guys,just trying to rip them apart.With problems from fans,the Kyubi, and clans,will they be able to hold on to their love, or lose it...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,601 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Unforgotten Chronicles: Naruto s Begining by Last-Hoxed-Spirit reviews
Naruto s parents survive the sealing by some mirecle. but after a certain incedent they abandon him. But every thing was part of a prophecy, he will also find out that he is tied to two other families.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,874 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Rise of the Emperor Revised by Snafu the Great reviews
An alt. version of Naruto: Emperor's Dawn. Naruto and Hinata Namikaze are the Emperor and Empress of the West. As Konoha faces destruction, can they put aside their mistrust of the Leaf and aid them...or will they let Konoha burn? Story complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 122,600 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Clash of missions by Ookami88 reviews
His mission, infiltrate a gang of slave traders. Her mission, back him up with other reinforcement shinobi. He doesn't know of her participation. But what if by some bad luck she ends up in the lion's den? Full summary inside. M for lemons. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,342 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 5/20/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Uzu no Taiyo by ThisPageHasBeenAbandoned93 reviews
AU. Children are precious, especially to their mothers. What would happen if one mother rescued her son from a life of mockery, abuse, and torture? This is that story. INDEFINITE HIATUS - MAY BE MOVED TO ANOTHER AUTHOR
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,138 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Sanctuary by Hyuga09 reviews
As the struggles of Hyuga life take a toll on Hinata, will she finally be able to break free? Will she find sanctuary in the arms of her long time crush? Naru/Hina romance with Hanabi side story included. now complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 125,279 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
DEMON COUPLE by THE Tazzy Devil reviews
Hinata has a secret, one she leaves Konoha for. Before Naruto leaves for his 3 year training, she confesses her love to him, not telling him about her plans to leave Konoha as soon as he leaves. He's back three years later and is determined to find her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,669 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Unforeseen Consequences by Animus of Masada reviews
Sometimes, even geniuses can be shocked by the consequences of their actions. Orochimaru didn't expect his jutsu to truly revive Minato and Kushina, but the Death God is not so easily understood. Rewrite of FDCL. Minato and Kushina alive.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,837 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 1,402 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Minato N., Naruto U.
I'll never let you go by trinity456 reviews
When she was thought to have left this world for good, I didn't know what to think. I thought my life was over. But there was hope... I had a chance, and I wasn't letting it go... Because I love her... Chapter 31, Next to you, always. The end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 113,466 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Two Options by AleryaLeveilli reviews
When she is rejected from being the clan heiress, Hinata has to choose between two equally unappealing choices. What could happen, and will anyone be willing to help her out? Not related to my other stories.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 73,512 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Family Bonds by TWISTed-angel033 reviews
Nagato gives Naruto a chance at happiness by bringing the fourth back with the last of his strength but now that Naruto has what he has always wanted people want to put a stop to it, who are they and will they succeed?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,126 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N.
When the Moon Sets by PromistDream reviews
Rewrite of Peregrination. A sudden explosion of chakra throws Minato and Kushina into a coma. Days later, a nine year old boy is found. "This darkness will end when the moon sets." Timetravel. Family!NarutoxMinato
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,980 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N.
A Growing Affection by Xavon Wrentaile reviews
After a misunderstanding reveals hidden emotions, Naruto and Hinata begin training together, getting to know each other. At the same time Sakura finds herself jealous. Takes place in a tangent after the Elemental Training Arc of the Shippuden timeline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 170 - Words: 686,165 - Reviews: 3047 - Favs: 2,913 - Follows: 1,606 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Chance to Change by Sue-Drae reviews
Six years after Pain attacks, the Fourth Great Ninja War has finally destroyed Konoha and the Sixth Hokage, Namikaze Naruto, goes back in time with two old friends to stop the war before it starts (ends after Chuunin Exams). NaruHina, SasuSaku eventually. Godlike!Naruto, Bloodline!Naruto Good!Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,638 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Kakashi H. - Complete
Stolen Jinchuriki by Prince of Madness 54 reviews
The day of his birth Naruto was stolen from his bed in the middle of the night by agents of the Mizukage. Raised in Kiri by a sympathetic ANBU,put under the tutalige of the homicidal Zabuza. How will his life change.Naru/Hina Haku/Oc M for Violence
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,143 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Return of Boa Hancock I by LXBLover reviews
This is a fanfic based on two my favorite One Piece characters' Luffy and Hancock, I also support their pairing : enjoy. One Piece belongs to Eiichiro Oda.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,819 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Boa Hancock, Luffy - Complete
Lavender Love by SquallStorm reviews
Naruto returns from his training and promptly meets Hinata Hyuga after three years apart. Stunned, the shy kunoichi and the brash young Jinchuuriki head to Ichiraku. And that was just the beginning. What happens next? Only time will tell...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 114,487 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Whirlpool Ninjas by Baddazz-Writer reviews
Naruto gets banished from Konoha and gets picked up from a strange woman. Hianta leaves the village in search of Naruto and befriends an assassin. Then five years later a uprising village, Uzu is asked to help Konoha in war find out what happens.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,896 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Time Heals All Wounds by Animus of Masada reviews
One year after Akatsuki's defeat, Naruto and Sasuke end their epic struggle, but inadvertently send themselves and Team 7 into the past. Will they find what they lost as children, and prevent the harbingers of pain from occurring? Time travel/Minato alive
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,765 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 1,759 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Mommy and Daddy Were Ninjas? by Pirates VS Ninjas reviews
Naruto and Hinata left one night, their friends looked for them but never found them.Years later they find themself in a small town and meeting a 7 year old girl named Saiyuki,why does she look like Hinata but acts like Naruto?Pairings NaruHina and others. On Hold
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,503 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Depression by Takuma reviews
It's the end, or so Naruto thinks. When he finds himself in a different world where everyone dear to his heart is alive and well, he finds the will to live again. Maybe a fantasy is better than living in reality. NaruHina SasuSaku MinaKush JiraTsu & more.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,269 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Mother's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to be Hokage. Naru X Hina X Yugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 376,514 - Reviews: 8920 - Favs: 5,813 - Follows: 2,466 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
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A Jinchuurikis Pain reviews
Minato Survived the kyuubi attack. however naruto is still hated. so he eventually runs away. even if it means his death. Minato!alive eventual Naruhina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,787 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
That Awkward Moment When reviews
Warning: fluff, fluff, and some more fluff! Hinata has something she needs to tell naruto. what happens if she runs out of time that her father gives her to tell him? read and find out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,764 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
I Want to Know What Love is reviews
Naruto is in pain. lots of it. can hinata help him learn that not everyone will leave him? NaruHina High school, test fic. Tell me if this is better than, "that awkward moment" in a review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Trials of the halfbrother reviews
Naruto and hinata have been living happily for about a year after the 4th great ninja war. until they come across a strange young man who claims to be close to naruto NARUHINA awwww yeaaahhhh
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,323 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.