Author has written 8 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Brave Saga, G. I. Joe, and Transformers.
Okay... new profile! Yo, I'm Autobot Trapjaw. Welcome to thy's page. I have recently (like, as of five minutes ago) realized how much I actually like musicals... it scares even me. WARNING!: IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ A BUNCH OF POINTLESS RAMBLING... click the nifty little blue words in the top right corner that say 'hide bio.' Thanks!
I started writing writing stuff seriously at the end of sixth grade and into the beginning of seventh. My English teacher gave us a LOT of writing projects. Loved it. I think my first story that I posted on here (that has long since been deleted, along with all my old work) was, like, 500 words or so. I had no clue as to what I was doing, I just started typing random crap. *shrugs* Trapjaw was my original O.C., but Marshall has taken the spotlight since I started fresh with my work. Not that I don't love Trapjaw. I do. She comes up every once in a while.
Well, I'll be a Freshman in a few months, and I seriously think I want to study English. But at the same time, I shall never stop writing my fanfics. NEVAH... XD As you can tell, my main focus = Giant Robots. Same goes for Autobotschic, who is my sister (sorta...). We are nerds...
Other than writing and robots and musicals, I love to sing and play the saxophone. I wanna try the soprano, but noooo... my band director says it doesn't get used enough in concert band to play. *hmph* whatever... Oh, and I like karate. And softball. And Eminem. Epic. And Japan! I love Japan. And EATING...
Okay, that was awkward.
Really awkward, dude.
sighs* Obviously I talk to myself too much... so... um... yeah...
Hasta luego; Muchas Gracias para(insert whatever the word is for reading in Spanish),
Marshall, Trapjaw, or the weird kid that obsesses over robots too much :P
Stories In Progress:
Human Companionship - We all love the TFP stories...
AJ; Discovered the BP after they relocated to California from Japan [Brave Saga]
Marshall; Autobot created from the remains of Trapjaw [TF]
Dominic and Laura; siblings that become adopted into the Avengers [The Avengers]
My favorite Quotes:
Megatron: What, Impossible! I saw you melt and burn in that pitt!
Starscream: I am the leader of the future!
Optimus: As the earthlings say; Fat chance, Fathead!
Megatron: Decepticons: a toast. To the imminent destruction of the accursed Autobots!
Optimus Prime: "Blaster! Decrease volume! ... Blaster! SHUT UP!"
Optimus Prime: "Today,we bring the battle, to them!"
simmons: Don't worry, I speak their language.
Sideswipe: Whoa, we got us a little Mexican standoff.
Sam:The Autobots are off saving the world and I've organized four binders
Optimus:In any war, there are calms between the storms. There will be days when we lose faith, days when our allies turn against us. But the day will never come, that we forsake this planet and its people.
Random Stuff Pt. 1
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I spot GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a Jerk.
I wear WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be obsessed with boys and gossip.
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
Random Stuff Pt. 2
You Know You're a Book Addict If:
You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.
Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.
You write fanfictions about the book. (teehehe)
You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it.
You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.
Everything reminds you of the book.
You quote random lines all the time.
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (like, um, magic powers)
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class
You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.
You've got a book memorized.
You've read a book more than five times.
You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.
You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.
You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.
You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional
You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.
You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.
Your idol is a character from a book.
If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you are OBSESSED with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.
Random Stuff Pt. 3
WARNING!! 25 SIGNS OF A RABID TRANSFORMERS FANGIRL!!
1. Can recite the entire movies from memory.
2. Can tell you what Autobotisfastest, toughest and smartest and can give you exact specs.
3. Always has tabs on the best Autobot fanfiction, wallpaper and apparel.
4. Gets into accidents on the off chance Ratchet might pick her up.
5. Whenever she leaves home yells ROLL OUT!!
6. Will stare out their car window as a Camaro, Peterbuilt Semi, Pontiac Solstice, GMC Topkick, or Hummer drives by.
7. Dreams transformer pairings.
8. Wishes that her phone was an Autobot and would name it after a fallen Autobot.
9. Has used movie quotes to finish her sentences.
10. Cusses like Ironhide, Ratchet, or the Twins.
11. Makes refrences to Transformers in every school subject.
12. Wishes that Wheeljack could help blow up some certain people.
13. Immediately snaps awake from sleep when someone says something about Transformers.
14. Sings the Transformers theme in the shower, on the way to school, and on the way home just to annoy her sister.
15. Gives her friends labels as some of the Autobots.
16. Gives her enemies labels as some of the Decepticons.
17. Wishes she could use a double plasma cannon on her sister. (I'm gonna have to ask Hide about that one...
18. Has posters of her favorite Transformers.
19. Reads wayyyyyyyyyyyy too many fan-fictions about these guys.
20. Has her username having to deal with Transformers.
21. Listens to a song and then immediately thinks of a Transformer.
22. Pairs the TFs with other TFs because it's fun.
23. Squeals at the sight of a Police car and thinks of Barricade.
24. acts and pretends to be a transformer constantly.
25. Thinks every electronic device she owns is a Transformer...
Random Stuff Pt. 4
I am the kid that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the kid that people look through when I say something. I am the kid that spends most of there free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the kid that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the kid that doesn't spend all their time on MySpace, or talking to a friend nonstop on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the kid that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the kid that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the kid who knows and is proud to be who they are, doesn’t care if people call me weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express themself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a boyfriend/girlfriend to complete him/her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the kids who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, MiniBellaSwan, Jayle, Ironhide4ever, Autobot Trapjaw
Many people want very badly for fictional characters to exist. Little do they realize, That anything you can think of really can exist, in a different dimension. Considering the fact that there are an unlimited amount of dimensions, any kind of fictional character and/or universe really does exist! Copy and Paste this onto your profile if this made you have an amazing epiphany, and made you very happy (Also add your name to the list). KrystalKlear1, Deceptifemm, Autobot Trapjaw
If you have multiple crushes on people who are either in a cartoon or book, copy and paste this into your profile
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93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: KrystalKlear1, Deceptifemm, Autobot Trapjaw
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If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. :-)
If you have a little bit of Decepticon in you, paste this onto your profile!
If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
97 of teens only see the Transformers franchise because of Shia La Beouf or Megan Fox. Copy and paste this into your signature if you're the other 3 that goes to see things explode and robots beating the slag outta each other!
98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...Put this in your profile if you like bagels.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot,
Try Not To Cry...
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, and I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said goodbye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because he got the gun from his older brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister, that she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother, that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends, that they were always the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers, I won't show up for class
And never to forget this, and please don't let this pass.
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though, deserves this.
But Mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors, I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
Mommy, please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college; I wanted to try things that were new,
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, on that trip to the new zoo.
I wanted to get married; I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, But most of all, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, the time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Chris, I'm sorry, and to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, and I know you know it's true,
And Mommy all I wanted to say is, "Mommy, I love you."
In Memory of the Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would,
Pass this around,
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
More Random Crap... Screw numbering them.
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At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
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And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
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Most girls: Learn how to bake bread and cakes from their mom
Other girls; Learn how to Barbecue from their dad.
Most girls; Play with dolls with their sister
Other girls: Play video games with their brother
Most girls; Have fits and plan revenge
Other girls: Play pranks
Most girls; Slap people
Other girls: Punch people
Most girls: Keep up with the latest fashions
Other girls: Wear guys' shirts and blue jeans everyday because they can
Most girls; sob when the hot guy dies in a dramatic movie
Other girls; go to see an actual movie where stuff blows up
Most girls; obsess over boy bands
Other girls; obsess over the latest Xbox accesories
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