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Joined 05-14-11, id: 2922479, Profile Updated: 08-12-12
Author has written 13 stories for Naruto.

Hey, I'm Andi. I'm a girl, I like Naruto, HidanxIno is my OTP. I like crack pairings and such. If you have a Naruto challenge, PM me, and I will try to write whatever you have in mind, as long as it is not

1) slash or anything above a T rating for smut, and when I say T I don't mean a T bordering on M.

2) stereotypical AU. (Band, Highschool, etc...)

or 3) longer than 5 chapters/10,000 words, unless it's fantastically awesome.

Any questions or challenges? PM me!

Want me to update? PM me!

Requests? PM me!

I love to read and write, both fanfiction and original work. If I'm not updating, it's cause I'm busy (or my computer is having issues) so please bear with me. I'm not even that great of an updater anyways. I have a lot of writing commitments that I do put before fanfiction, and I find it hard to focus on multi-chapter fics if I don't have a specific ending or plot planned. If you would like to see something updated, just PM me. Chances are that I have a WIP and will start working on it right away if requested. Of course, I might just be too busy, but it's worth a shot.

Am no longer active on DeviantART. I do, however, have a twitter account, as I've decided to work my way up from an email to twitter to tumblr to Livejournal. Follow me at @togwth_writings.

Sai's Adventure is officially on hiatus until I get inspired again, which makes me sad because I was so inspired when I started...

Nullus Aurora in Folium Vicus is on hiatus until I recover my files that are lost and gethering dust as I type.

A look at upcoming stories. Please note that this is mostly here to remind me to get off my lazy bum and start writing, and I can't gaurantee I'll actually ever get around to all of these... PM me to ask me to hurry up and write or to see if the story in question is actually up for adoption, if you're so inclined.

Dodging Bullets is Harder Than it Looks: The in-the-making KibaIno oneshot set in the same AU as my SasuSaku and NaruHina oneshots. While the other two were sort of inspired by Cinderella and fairy tales/happily ever after stories, this fic will parody action movies.

Legends of Konoha Series: I am planning to write this series, and have started on Ino's story. I will write a story for each of the Konoha Twelve, and I will probably post Ino's after I finish Nullus Aurora In Folium Vicus and the rest of Team Ten's stories will follow, then Team Seven. All but two will be multi-chaptered. Will probably include song suggestions for each chapter, to listen to. Like a soundtrack... sort of. Not songfics though. If I include any lyrics it will be at the beginning or end before or after the A/N. WIP!

But I Don't Want to Be a Mary-Sue!: My own parody of Mary-Sues and Mary-Sue self-inserts. A story I'd planned on writing before (also a parody, In the Shadow of Sue features three Sues of the worst kind: the angsty Sue, the Sue everyone fears, and the cute Sue everyone loves) will be referenced, so I may have to write that and post it before I can post this meant-to-be sequel. Multi-chaptered, WIP.

Untitled Gen/Team Fic: What would happen if the third Hokage died alongside Minato in the fight against the Kyuubi? Multi-chaptered fic, WIP. Edit: may have a counterpart HS AU if I get bored enough.

Untitled: Modern AU multi-chapter, probably Hinata-centric. Will start writing after I finish Legends of Konoha: Ino and will post the untitled AU after I get around to posting at least two of the Legends of Konoha Series. Couples so far are undecided, but there will be acknowledgement to all the canon couples (I consider established affection -whether one-sided or not- to qualify a canon couple. So you have ShikaTema, NaruSaku, SasuSaku, SasuIno, etc...) before everyone will end up in a crack pairing. This WILL have Akatsuki.

Untitled: Not yet written, but once I finish Nullus Aurora In Folium Vicus, I will start on this next time I'm in the mood for a next generation fic. Basic plot: Itachi and Konan have a daughter, and Konan gives the daughter to Naruto instead of those paper flowers before Konan dies. Naruto finds Sasuke immediately after Madara tells him the truth about Itachi and asks him to return to care for his neice. Sasuke makes his decision and returns to the village where he marries Tenten to help him raise his neice and the rest of the story follows Sasuke's neice and the children of Naruto and Ino, Neji and Sakura, Shikamaru and Temari, and a surprise pairing[s] for Hinata.) This idea had probably been overdone but I want to do it anyway and I doubt anyone who's written something like this will have all these amazing crack pairings.

Untitled Gen: Naruto isn't the only orphaned Uzumaki living on their own in Konoha, and Naruto isn't the only person who wants a family. Somehow Sasuke manages to find himself included as part of that family. Cue Naruto and Sasuke's Fuuinjutsu Adventures, or an exciting omake series to be posted with the fic. Team Seven bonding and awesomeness to be included. Mystery third member to team ;) Sakura will be added later, though. Fic will cover about 7-8 yeares before canon events.

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The Hand of Lady Hyuga by the point reviews
In a world where daughters are favoured over sons and women rule over men, the primary topic is the mysterious Lady Hyuga. With news of her arrival in the capital, clans scramble to present their marriageable sons and political intrigue is rife. HinataHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,513 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 11/28/2010 - [Hinata H., Kiba I.]
Summoner Nin by the point reviews
Her mother gave her a scroll to sign in blood. A scroll she kept hidden. Years flew by and she found herself signing more and more scrolls in blood. She soon became something even demons feared. Hinata Hyuga, the summoner nin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 146,883 - Reviews: 1940 - Favs: 1,879 - Follows: 1,650 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Hinata H.
Criminally Insane Just Got More Legal by LinzRW reviews
Second Book in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie get sent to an alternate universe called Seanova. Featuring the Ikustaka, C-Itachi, exploding pancakes, The Great God Four, the return of the Love Guru, Squisher, the Madara problem, Felix, the sadistic queen, and Hannah and Zetsu's Video of Evil Blackmail.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 201,578 - Reviews: 3345 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Troubles of a Genderly Confused Teen by Lanky Nathan reviews
Naruto awakes to find that he cannot control when or where his sexy jutsu will activate. The only thing he can say for sure is that his day thoroughly sucks. Naruto/Naruko friendship
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 102,525 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
Not Another Sasuke Fangirl by I.Deal.In.Dreams reviews
"Let me get this straight, Tenten. You want to pretend to be my…" Sasuke struggled to spit out the distasteful syllables, "…FANGIRL…to make Neji jealous?" And so begins a story of love, chaos, misunderstandings and tomatoes. NejiTen, SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,878 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Neji H., Tenten
Naruto's Quirks by mapplepie reviews
We all know anime/manga Naruto's known as an idiot. Now, how about something different? Let's give him a new quirk, shall we? What about a REALLY ramen obsessed Naruto? A super-negative-emo Naruto? A Kakashi-must-die Naruto? Each chap, different quirk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,867 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Naruto U., Team Seven
26 Things About Ibiki Morino That Don't Suck by LuxaLucifer reviews
Even a man like Ibiki has his good side. A is for Anchor, B is for Bear, and so on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 6,594 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Ibiki M. - Complete
once upon a time by the general girl reviews
Naruto drags Sakura along on his quest to rescue a princess from a tower. There was only one hitch in the plan... — SasuSaku, crack AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Romances: ShinoTen by Rel reviews
Short stories revolving around Shino and TenTen written using prompts
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,623 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Shino A., Tenten
Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki by LinzRW reviews
A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 218,553 - Reviews: 2705 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Color Theory by BlueGreenApples reviews
Canon. SasuSaku. Red was the color of passion, womanhood. Pink was the shade of little girls and delicate things. Next to Karin, Sakura felt like a washed-out imitation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,052 - Reviews: 2929 - Favs: 3,221 - Follows: 2,669 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Freshmen Chronicles by IceK7-1 reviews
It's Naruto's first year of college, and he has one hell of a year in front of him! Coming-of-Age, Hurt/Comfort, Language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,860 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Lunar Eclipse by the point reviews
He thought he would fall in love with a woman who was both hot-tempered and violent. He did not, however, expect to fall in love with the moon. He did not, however, expect to fall in love with Hinata Hyuga. Troublesome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 66 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Hinata H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Out of the Sky by Shaitanah reviews
Post-394 AU. Sasuke wakes up incarcerated; his only company – a faceless inmate, his only goal – to break free. But why does it feel like he’s heard that voice from the other side of the wall so many times before? Itachi and Sasuke; gen
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,856 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Bantam Eden by firefly reviews
Out of all the little shops and stalls lining the streets of Konoha, Hidan finds it is the Yamanaka flower shop that makes his extended visit worthwhile, particularly when the store owner's daughter is tending his requests. Hidan. Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
System Error by Rel-Kaida reviews
HidaTema result of RP . A series of emails between Akatsuki Community College tech Hidan and student Temari. AU, crack, humour. Rated for STRONG LANGUAGE. See inside for more details.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,124 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Utter and Ultimate Passion of a Bajillion Suns by krizzlybear reviews
oneshot of total crack. They both wore glasses, so that seemed be enough of a reason to make out with each other. That, and they were both totally hot for each other. Dedicated to Shino and Karin fans EVERYWHERE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Shino A., Karin U. - Complete
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Silver and Gold: Beyond the Jashinist and Kunoichi reviews
A collection of AU oneshots themed around HidanxIno. Rated for Hidan's mouth. Disclaimer: Kishimoto owns Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,306 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Hidan, Ino Y.
Some Enchanted Stranger reviews
AU. Because sometimes you lose your heart to someone you barely know. Series of oneshots paired with lyrics of "Some Enchanted Evening". NOT a songfic. HidaIno, ItaHina, ShikaTema, NaruSaku, NejiHana, and some SuiTen and KibaKarin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011
Troublesome reviews
Meet Konan. He's your average dude, just trying to survive being in a criminal organization with nine S-ranked missing-nin... oh yeah, did I mention they're all female? Cue the PMS, perverted moments, and feminists with frying pans. Akatsuki GB, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Konan, Akatsuki - Complete
Cinderella Has Nothing On Us reviews
I never had parents, and her blood wasn't worth a crap, so we made our own family. But sometimes saying "I forgive you," is better than "Screw it,". Set in the same AU as Once Upon a Time Does Not Even Begin to Cover It. NaruHina, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,308 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Once Upon a Time Does Not Even Begin to Cover It reviews
He was looking for a fake boyfriend, and thanks to the circumstances, I looked a lot like a guy. Cue the weirdest how-we-met story EVER. Modern AU, SasuSaku, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,438 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ephemeral reviews
He's gotten used to what he loves being denied or taken away. He just hadn't realized that she was one of them, that she was the worst thing that he could lose, and that time flies so fast. Nothing lasts forever, but her love came close.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
A New Hope for the Shinobi World reviews
Hinata is taken away by a former Akatsuki member and spends her days training to kill Sasuke and Madara Uchiha. Neji and Tenten keep on getting kidnapped. Sasuke might be perverted? Naruto Shippuden with the Star Wars plot! Crack!fic, SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,336 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Hinata H. - Complete
Village of the Weak reviews
In the Land of Fire resides a village of shinobi. They wear a mask, which hides the truth of their lives, so dark they cannot bring themselves to admit it. This is the Village Hidden in the Leaves, the Village of the Weak.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Complete
How To Get An Autograph Without Really Trying reviews
He trips over her and finds himself seated next to her, lost in her red eyes as she calls him "Cute". AU. SasuKarin. Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Karin U. - Complete
Sai's Adventure on hiatus reviews
Sai has been reading extensively in the library, and comes up with a foolproof plan to bring Sasuke back to Konoha. Of course, the complicated the plan the better, so it MUST involve otherworldly situations, a long journey, and Akatsuki. Absolute crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,114 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Sai
Unmasking at Sunrise reviews
Sometimes, when he's alone, a memory will crack Itachi's mask of indifference. This time, he will have to confront his fears and concern instead of burying it deep like normal. Conclusion: Not even death will keep him from protecting his little brother.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sadistic and Manipulative reviews
All the Peins have the hiccups. It's up to Konan to see he's cured, and not even the other Akatsuki members are safe from her use. It's scare or be scared... and sometimes, both.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Konan, Akatsuki - Complete
Nullus Aurora In Folium Vicus on hiatus reviews
Kaori, cheerful but torn inside, daughter of the hokage, is the part of the new generation of ninja, along with a mysterious boy with no sight, Isamu. First comes friendship, then love, betrayal, and the death of a hero. Set in world without Akatsuki
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,111 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011
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