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Joined 05-15-11, id: 2923356, Profile Updated: 12-06-13
Author has written 5 stories for Pitch Black / Riddick, Ouran High School Host Club, Fred: The Movie, 2010, Misc. Tv Shows, and Harry Potter.

Hello friends! Welcome to my page and enjoy..I guess :3

HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished school because I was called a fag everyday.

I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I was a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transseaxual.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they wouldn't allow my partner of 27 years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up to the nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family i have ever had. I wished they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before my high school graduation. It was just too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one bedroom for two men.

I am the one person who does not know which bathroom to use so the management doesn't come for me.

I am the mother who is not even allowed to see the children I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the father who never hugged my son because I grew up afraid to show affection to males.

I am the Home Ec teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians could teach it.

I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized i was transsexual.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because i don't believe, but because they closed the doors to my kind.

I am the girl ashamed to tell my own friends that I am a lesbian because they make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men said they needed to 'teach me a lesson'.

I am the person who needs to hide what this world needs the most: love.

IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG- REPOST THIS


>O_O_O_O_O_O It's wrong to do this to people! And it's wrong for people to feel this way!

V_V_V_V_V_V_V Don't judge people by their sexual preference :c Tis not right!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and not have morals
I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FAN GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

Help defeat stereotypes by putting this in your profile...


FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost


Favorite Anime/Manga

Naruto

Bleach

Ah! My Goddess

NANA

Spice and Wolf

Kuroshitsuji

Fruits Basket

Fullmetal Alchemist

Death Note

Ouran High School Host Club

Vampire Knight

Hellsing

Junjo Romantica

RosarioVampire

Sonic

Inuyasha

Ouran High School Host Club

Wolf's Rain

Howls Moving Castle

Spirited Away

Ponyo

Princess Mononoke

High School Of the Dead

Special A

School Days


Favorite Books

The Chronicles of Nick series

House of Night series

Black Dagger Brotherhood

Hush Hush series

Mortal Instruments series

House of Night

Cirque du Freak series

Vampire Academy

Night World series

House by Frank Pertti and Ted Dekker

The Eternal Kiss

One Dark Night

Nights Master

Dead Perfect

Jessica's Guide to Dating the Dark Side

Immortal

Vampire Kisses


Favorite Video Games

The Simpsons

TenchuZ

COD Black Ops

Tomb Raider

Tony Hawk

GTA


Favorite TV Shows

Family Guy

Futurama

Robot Chicken

American Dad

CSI

The Simpsons

True Blood

Johnny Test

Phineas and Ferb

Two and a Half Men

Lizard Lick Tow

Repo Games

Supernatural

Teen Wolf


Favorite Movies

The Messengers

The Uninvited

Kick-Ass

Jackass

Pirates of the Caribbean

Rio

Tangled

The Hangover 1&2

Ponyo

Howl's Moving Castle

My Neighbour Totoro

Spirited Away

Princess Mononoke

21 Jump Street

The Croods

9


Favorite Singers/Celebrities

Jensen Ackles

Jared Padalecki

Misha Collins

Jim Beaver

Felica Day

Mark Sheppard

Mark Pelligrino

Rachel Miner

Osric Chau

Kim Rhodes

Tyle Hoechlin

Tyler Posey

Dylan O'Brien

Daniel Sharman

Keahu Kahuanui

Linden Ashby

Colten Haynes

Holland Roden

J.R Bourne

Dwyane Johnson

Josh Hutcherson

Vin Diesel

Wayne Brothers

James Belushi

(LIST IN PROGRESS)


What is your name?

I prefer to be called "Rina" or "Niana" c:

What is your age?

16 years old

What is your nationality?

Scottish, Polish, Irish, Welsh, German, Canadian, British, French

Where do you live?

In an igloo

What are your hobbies?

Writing and drawing

What are your favorite animes?

Naruto, School Days and Kuroshitsuji are my favourites

What is your favorite school subject(s)? (If your in school)

Art, Science, English, Religion

What is your current favorite couple(s), yaoi, yuri or hentai?

Derek X Stiles, Peter X Stiles, Issac X Scott, Lydia X Jackson, Lydia X Stiles
Dean X Sam, Sam X Gabriel, Dean X Castiel
Me X my (imaginary) boyfriend ;)

How many siblings do you have?

I have no family besides my Mother and Father.

What is your appearance? (If you don't have a picture of you up)

(I read what I wrote before..it made me sound more attractive than I am) I'm short and fat with red hair and green eyes with no sense of fashion and an even worse sense of humor c:

What bands or singers are you currently into?

Adam Lambert, Basshunter, Blue Oyster Cult, Kansas, Ylvis

What else can you tell us?

"This isn't funny Dean, the voice says I'm almost out of minutes." - Castiel to Dean Winchester.

That is all.


This is something I found on someone's page from my "Favorite Authors" list enjoy the randomness 8D

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever walked into a door (or lampost) copy this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read,.If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you think Preps travel in packs, copy and paste this into your profile


(its so beautiful What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stares at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and don't let go
When she starts cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignores you, Give her your attention
When she pulls away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands, Hold hers' and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"


Girls are like apples

on trees. The best ones

are at the top of the tree.

The boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree

all girls copy and paste


If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name. List: Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, Setsuki Angel Princess, KatiechanXoxoXSesshoukun, DarkGoddessKagome, Ryu Pendragon, moja-kocham


If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile


If you've ever tripped on your own two feet copy and paste this in your profile.


If you hate obnoxious ,snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile.


Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree C&P!!


If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste

If you think that Sesshomaru is a sexy bastard, copy and paste this on your profile then add your name: Ryu Pendragon, Akuma-Death-Child


You Know You're Obssessed With Naruto When...

1) You graduate high school and you proclaim yourself an ANBU.
2) You fight someone and try to hit their chakra points.
3) You can spout a random character quote on command.
4) You list ANBU as current occupation on a job application.
5) You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a hole in the wall with it.
6) You wake up in the middle of the night screaming "Itachi WHY?!"
7) You get bit by a snake and decide that stabbing the wound is a good idea.
8) You leave for two years and come back acting like you're cooler and smarter.
9) You paint the kanji "love" on your forehead and claim that you can control sand.
10) You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
11) You do something stupid and claim that you were being controlled by the Shadow Possession Jutsu.
12) You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death!" when throwing a frisbee.
13) You try to kill your brother everyday.
14) You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match in front of your mouth to create a fireball.
15) You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!"
16) You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.
17) You draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do Rasengan.
18) In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"
19) You stay up all night claiming the Shukaku will eat you.
20) Every time your class goes on a field trip, you say you're going on a mission.
21) You yell "Konoha Senpu" when kicking a soccer ball.
22) You paint your skin red and claim that you can open the third chakra gate.
23) You call your teacher "Iruka-sensei."
24) You go to school wearing a forehead protector and claim it is the latest trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.
25) You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.

(I found this funny ;P and it's just a tad true...I mean what?)


1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

Jared

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

Blue

3. Your first initial?

A

4. Your month of birth?

November

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

Black

(and its a shade not a colour!)

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

Maria

7. Your favorite number?

7 (and 17)

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

Florida

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

Ocean

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Things to go right.

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.


20 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.


(O.o )

This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your
profile to help him on his way to world domination


If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated,Soul Stance, Raven Wolfmoon, iheartmwpp, dracosnumber1girl, SMARTALIENQT, Luthien Saralonde, Xiaahandrus, Zenerific1, narutoyaoifan(everyday for the last 3 months), Ryu Pendragon, moja-kocham


Repost this if you laughed...
"Everywhere we go
Everywhere we go
People wanna know
People wanna know
Who we are
Who we are
So we kill them
So we kill them
We’re Akatsuki
We’re Akatsuki
The Mighty Akatsuki
The Mighty Akatsuki
We’re GRRRRREAT!"- a naruto fanfiction


You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:

You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
You dream about SasuNaru all the time;
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;
You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;
You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the timeskip!)
You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip;
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;
You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..);
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip;
You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous); (Shannaro!)
You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;
Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary);
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;
SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!)
You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..)
Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD);
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
You have written 5 or more stories about them (guilty as charged);
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;
You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes
:yaoi fan giggle:;
You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs)
You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was;
You sigh as this list ends XD

I think I'm a SasuNaru fan in denial because most of this list applies to me. But I will ALWAYS like Ita/Naru more (and KakaIta


The Idiot's Guide to Flaming -Stolen from Ryu Pendragon

Here it is ladies and gentlemen. I am going to personally hand out some tips on how to properly flame.

Now I will admit that I've only ever been flamed once, but let me tell you that it was a sore disappointment. I was waiting for my first flame and then when it came, it was a complete flop. I've seen an awful lot of poorly executed flames here and there and I think it's about time that people start spreading the word on proper flaming before one of these idiots hurts themselves. So here are the basic rules:

1) Please have a point. I can't stress this enough people. If you think something sucks, there has to be a reason. If you have no point then there's no point in reading your review.

2) Post some literary venture of your own before you attempt a flame. Think of it as your resume. We need to see some credentials damn it! You can't just walk in off the street! How do we know if you're qualified to be making this judgment? We can't let people go around writing these things all willy-nilly. (If nothing else, it's bad form not give us something we can flame you back for.)

3) Check your spelling and grammar. There's nothing worse then making a bunch of grammatical errors right in the middle of telling someone else what's wrong with their writing. You lose all credibility. Yeah... You hear that?... They're laughing at you!

4) Do it with style. You've heard the saying, I'm sure. 'If a thing is worth doing it's worth doing well.' If you're actually going to take the time to cut someone down, the least you could do is get their attention. A simple 'duh... it sucks George' is not gonna cut it. Seriously. If you intend to be mean, then at least try to come off like the villain, and not like one of his nameless henchmen. (think scathing)

5) Read summary warnings. Trust me. You don't want to go ripping on people for content that you were clearly warned about. That honestly only makes you look like an idiot. Wait, what's that?... Oh, they're laughing at you again!

6) Throw in some amusing word play. When you step into the arena baby, you want to show off you're skills. A truly good flame entertains the crowd. That way people don't just plain hate you outright. You want them to almost look forward to more of your acerbic wit.

There they are. Please feel free to rip them off and post them where ever the hell you like. Don't hesitate to let me know if there's anything that you think should be added to the list as well. I may think of some more later myself. Invariably you think of more of them when you happen to see a poorly executed flame. It's a real problem and we need to get people educated on the issue.

Thank you for taking the time to review the facts.

I'd like to finish with a moment of silence for all the poor, lame little flames out there who never really had a chance...

YAOI ROCKS!! Repost this if you agree.


If you hate the fact Itachi is gone, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you have ever been so obsessed with something that you have scared people with your obsession, place this on your profile.


If you love someone who doesn't exist to pieces put this on your profile.


If you think Itachi dying was the worst thing to happen to Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you have ever bawled over your favorite character dying in a movie, video game, or book, copy and paste this into your profile!


0/_\0 This is an Itachi smiley! Copy and paste if you love Itachi.


If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name ‘Duck Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off.

If you have ever wanted to kill someone (albeit a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', any sound-nin from Naruto, George Bush, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

There are three kinds of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who don't know what the heck is happening.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgot your name, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone.

Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

Oposites attract and artists belong together. Copy and paste this into your profile if you believe in SasoXDei.

At random moments, I tack "un" on the end of my sentences

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy and paste this into your profile.

I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost


This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.


Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you
no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you. I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost


A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!


( narutoitachi=itanaru baby)


Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his friends,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THAT'S HER!

(I'm sorry Ryu Pendragon for stealing all this from you ;w; but it was so epic I had to, and most of it does apply to me, like the obsessiveness and things like that c: )


You know you're a Malec fan when:
1. you cried tears of joy when Magnus saved Alec in the battle on the ship in COG
2. You wanted Alec to admit to his parents right away that he was gay with Magnus
3. you want them to get married and adopt a kid
4. you can imagine Alec at the age of 85 still holding hands with a 19 year old boy
5. you write fan fics about the two of them with the most random subject
6. you go back to COG just to read the party scene again
7. you have dreams about them
8. you post this...just because you agree with me


Books that I've read:

City of Bones

City of Ashes

City of Glass

Infinity - Chronicles of Nick

Invincible - Chronicles of Nick

Invisible - Chronicles of Nick

Black Dagger Brotherhood series

Jessica's Guide to Dating the Dark Side

Fairyville

House of Night

House by Frank Pertti and Ted Dekker

The Eternal Kiss

One Dark Night

Struck by Lightning


Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, died, or is living with cancer.


So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More Touch Me - Fall Out Boy

Waking Up: But It's Better If You Do - Panic! A the Disco

First Day At School: Broken Home - Papa Roach

Falling In Love: Boom Boom - Super Junior

Fight Song: We Can't Stop - Miley Cyrus

Breaking Up: Ruffneck - Skrillex

Prom night: There's A Good Reason Why These Tables are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought of it Yet - P!ATD

Life: Experts -SKisM

Mental Breakdown: Don't Go Home - G Dragon & T.O.P

Driving: The Cabin - Ylvis

Flashback: Opera - SuJu

Getting back together: Brutal - Excision

Wedding: Heartbreaker - GD

Birth of Child: Butterfly - Suju

Final Battle: Believe - Blood on the Dance Floor

Funeral Song: Beat it - FOB ft John Mayer

Final Credits: Fantastic Baby - Big Bang


YOU'RE A 90'S KID IF:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.(i STILL do this XD)
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.

You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!

You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .

Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .

Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!

Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .


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IT'S TEH SASUKE 8D lawlz


Pein/Pain - Nagato

[ ] - I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[ ] - I have a piercing/s.
[X] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.
[X] - My eyes are grey/gray.
[x] - My closest friend is a girl.
[X] - I'm a very secretive person.
[X] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 5]

Konan

[ ] - Most of my friends are guys.
[X] - Origami RULES!
[ ] - I know how to make atleast over 5 different origami objects.
[X] - I love flowers!
[X] - Your closest friend is a guy.
[X] - I don't like having my photo taken.
[ ]- I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 4]

Itachi Uchiha

[ ] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
[ ] - Many people find me attractive.
[X] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
[X] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[X] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
[ ] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 3]

Kisame Hoshigaki

[X] - Sharks are AWESOME!
[X] - I like gore :3
[X] - I dislike my own appearance.
[X] - Underwater in the ocean is abeautiful scenery.
[X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.
] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
[X] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 6]

Sasori

[ ] - I look young for my age.
[X] - Puppets are fascinating...
[X] - I'm very impatient.
[X] - I hate/dislike Sakura Haruno.
[ ] - My Grandma annoys me.
[ ] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
[X] - Loud noises/people annoy me

[Sasori Score: 4]

Deidara

[X] - I'm an artist.
[X] - I like and appreciate art.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde.
[X] - I have blue eyes.
[X] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
[ ] - I hate Tobi.
[ ] - I have a 'friend' who follows and annoys me.

[Deidara Score: 4]

Kakuzu

[X] - I'm a saver, not a spender.
[X] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
[ ] - I have had stitches.
[ ] - I hate Hidan.
[X] - Younger people tend to tick me off
[ ] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
[ ] - My skin is dark or tanned.

[Kakuzu Score: 3]

Hidan

[ ] - I have a cussing/swearing problem.
[ ] - I hate Kakuzu.
[X] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
[ ] - I am religious.
[X] - I am very strong-willed.
[X] - I have cut myself on purpose before.
[X] - I'm very prone to accidents.

[Hidan Score: 4]

Zetsu

[X] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
[X] - Nature is AWESOME!
[X] - I'm usually alone.
[X] - I don't mind the company of others.
[X] - I don't have many friends.
[X] - Tobi is not that bad.
[ ] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 6]

Tobi

[X] - I'm always hyperactive.
[X] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
[X] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
[X] - I LOVE the colour orange.
[X] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
[X] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D

[Tobi Score: 6]

Orochimaru

[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people.
[X] - I have a very pale skin colour.
[X] - Snakes are AWESOME!
[X] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha
[X] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME!
[X] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
[X] - People think I'm twisted or insane.

[Orochimaru score: 6]


Wow, okay so it's been a super long time since I've been on my profile and stuff, and I have to say that I'm tempted to just erase everything off my page, because really, since I've been gone a lot has changed. I went from Anime (mostly Naruto and Bleach), to K-Pop (Super Junior, SHINee and Big Bang ftw) then to not really anything for a while and now I'm obsessed with Supernatural and Teen Wolf! :3 I don't really know why I'm bothering to put this up here, as I'm 99.999% sure no one is going to read this, but I guess I'm doing it for myself, since I'm torn between erasing everything basically off my page and just leaving it up for past me's happiness. Am I making sense? Nope! Am I too tired to be writing this? Yep! Oh well c: So anywho, I haven't really been writing any fanfiction stories lately and the only thing I've submitted onto the internet was a couple of months ago when I was depressed for a stupid reason no doubt, when I had nothing to be depressed over at the time...I'm still writing, but its original content and it's a work in progress (if I'm being honest, I've re-written this story three times now, I'm only on, I think, chapter five at the moment with the newest re-write and I started this thing almost a year ago!). With that little gem out of the way, I'm going to sit here until I think of what else to write. Thinking. Still thinking. I'm feeling like Cleverbot over here, trying to think. ... Ah! Well, I'm on a site called "Fanfiction" so that seems like a good thing to talk about, wouldn't you say? So as I mentioned, I'm into Supernatural and Teen Wolf at the moment, and I have to say, every fan-fic I've read under those television shows have been nothing short of amazing. I haven't commented on any of the stories, I don't think, but I wish I had!
Before coming to this site, I hadn't realized how many amazing, talented writers there were and how beautifully they can take two or more characters from a movie, show, cartoon, etc,. and turn it into a work of art, all the while keeping the characters personality and charms. I used to think I was on the verge of becoming a pretty good writer, then all you lovely fuckers, with your amazing skills at writing and turning words into something that keeps people up into the wee hours of the morning because they don't want to stop reading, came along and I realized I have about a million years to go until I get a little bit close to you all. :I Thank you (I'm just kidding, it's beautiful what you're all doing). And even the readers, who don't submit content and are just here to enjoy whatever story they come across, you all are amazing too, keeping the authors spirits up with your comments and keeping them sharp with your (hopefully friendly and constructive) criticism. Readers/fans are the things that keep authors (and musicians, actors/actresses) happy with what they do, keep them doing what they do because they want to, in order to please those who enjoy what they do. I'll admit that a few people have said I'm pretty okay with writing stories and even in the shadows of the amazing authors on this site, those comments kept my spirits up too, kept me wanting to get better at writing and create read-worthy stories for anyone and everyone to enjoy, even when there would be criticism, I knew that whatever was said in that light was 100% true and kept it close to mind as I would work on a story. It seems that my little rant on what's been new with me turned into a thank you to all the authors and readers on this site, just to thank you all for everything you do.
Also, before I end this, I wanted to let everyone who has PM'ed me that I am NOT ignoring you, I know I haven't answered your messages yet, but as I said earlier, I just recently logged in and checked my messages and page and all that jazz, and I will read and answer back ASAP, but things have become...difficult for my life and it's harder for me to get online lately. I'm not sure if I'm going to say anything about what that specific thing keeping me so busy is or not, perhaps down the road I will, but I don't feel comfortable saying it to the entire world yet, only a select few people know at this point in time and for now that's all I'm comfortable with knowing.
If you sat through this and read this rant, I thank you because honestly, I normally proof read the things I say before I press ENTER but there is actually a lot more content here than I thought would be originally.


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Perfect Lover by Kaida Matsuki reviews
Sasuke Uchiha finally fell in love with someone, but the question there is "who?" He's always locked up in his art studio, but the question there is "What's keeping him there?" or rather "Who?" SasuNaru boyxboy (REWRITTEN: Not the same as before and 1st POV-Sasuke)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,393 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 10/26/2010 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] [Itachi U., Deidara]
The Marriage by Kaida Matsuki reviews
Saying those three special words are truly never easy to say. For once you've laid those words out, there's no taking it back, but what happens when you don't say it? Uchiha Sasuke finds himself catching a wedding to stop. That's what. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,736 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] Sakura H. - Complete
Damned Angel by Kaida Matsuki reviews
"Nephilim" is an Aramaic word which means "fallen angels". How would you react if you actually saw one, but not only that, he claims that he has loved you for centuries and beyond? What would you do? SasuNaru boyxboy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,994 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 2/17/2011 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.]
Heat by Jakky101 reviews
Jacob's in heat, and Edward's curiosity gets the best of him. M/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,830 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Life Unprejudiced by HavocDistraction reviews
Slash fic Diego/OC. The story of a sabertooth kicked from his pack due to his homosexuality and keeps it hidden from the herd when they accept him as part of their family. Though Diego seems reluctant about it at first, things began to look up until certain events unfold. AU after Ice Age 3. NSFW. Revised Edition.
Ice Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,286 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 9/20/2010 - [Diego, OC] - Complete
Beautiful Beast by Meganlovesjb reviews
My life didn't exactly play out the way the world has come to believe. It is much darker than all that. He took everything from me. My name is belle, and this is my story -the real one. warning violence and rape.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 91,192 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Belle, Beast/Prince - Complete
Next Life by Kaida Matsuki reviews
No one could severe their bond – even death's clutches. But, what if the one who would sever it is Uzumaki, Naruto? The person who Sasuke swore to love, valuing him even more than his own soul – A soul of a demon. SasuNaru, Slight KakaIru boyxboy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,905 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 5/17/2011 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] [Kakashi H., Iruka U.]
Never Knew What I Had Until I Lost It by Yaoi's Lover reviews
Yaoi. ItaNaru. Seme/Uke. One-Shot. Itachi finds out what it feels like to loose something after you take advantage of it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,767 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Keep that hair short by Alone in the blight reviews
After all, all must come to an end. *End Spoilers*
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Complete
Love of the ages by vickyblueeyez reviews
Movie Verse: Abraham's love is tested when he finds out his lover is a vampire. Please read and review. Faves welcomed. Thanks
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Complete
Legendary Playboy by Kaida Matsuki reviews
Naruto's infamous title attracts many lovers into his arms, captivating every one of his admirers, but what if his title was only that? Just a title. His false title that also lures smoldering onyx eyes into discovering his embarrassing secret - Being a virgin. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,940 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/5/2012 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Trust Your Instincts by XamierTheNobody reviews
Request Fic from RXMFanReaderFics. Zak is confused, and conflicted. Crysta isn't who he thought she was. She's become arrogant and rude and Zak realizes that he never really loved her. His attraction towards a certain redhead however is growing. But that can't be right, he knows he's straight...right? Determined to find some answers he confronts Pips and things get steamy. Pips/Zak
Ferngully - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Pips, Zak Young - Complete
Thank You by Saru86 reviews
"Naah, okay! I'll leave him alone, as long as he leaves me alone." Never once in the history of one Naruto Uzumaki had he said something this hopeless before. SasuNaru, AU, multi-chap, Yaoi, humor, angst, Lemon, in progress
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,009 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
What it Takes to Love Someone by Biscuit15 reviews
Tobi loves Deidara but Deidara hates Tobi. When Tobi's cousin Itachi tries to help Tobi get Deidara's attention, Tobi is involved in an accident. Will Deidara finally realise how he feels about Tobi or not? DeiTobi, AU, yaoi, ooc
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,682 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Experiment by NoShoesNoShirtNoSheldon reviews
Upon realizing that Raj and Howard aren't just friends anymore, a curious Sheldon proposes to Leonard an experiment to find out if there is a difference between kissing a girl and kissing a guy. Slash. Raj/Howard, Sheldon/Leonard.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,187 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Sheldon C., Leonard H. - Complete
Cooperation by dbc357 reviews
Naruto and Sasuke, bitter rivals, are forced to write an essay together. The day they spend together comes with an unexpected end though. NaruSasu Yaoi AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,169 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
YS: Hot Blooded by ShotgunRedneck reviews
An innocent swimming lesson. How could that make anyone's Blood Hot? Yaoi SMUT!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
YS: Our Truth by ShotgunRedneck reviews
*Takes place before Final Chuunin Exam* A horny Uchiha? A forbidden romance? Watch on how Naruto and Kakashi hide their Truth...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Most Delectable Treat of All by KissMeDeadlyT-T reviews
A very, very late Halloween fic. It's Halloween at the Phantomhive manor, and Lizzie won't have her Ciel working on such an occasion. She forces everyone-Ciel, too-to dress up-cutely, of course. Ciel's costume may be just a little too cute, though... Yaoi, smut. DISCONTINUED.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,820 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Jealousy by The Akatsuki Wolf reviews
Itachi hardly considered Deidara a friend, so why is he so pissed off when Hidan flirts with the blonde? Deidara tells him he doesn't own him, but Itachi quickly fixes that. Jealous weasels, are dangerous creatures. ItaDei and DeiIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,909 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Surprising Revelations by Samhain Eve reviews
Kiba is in love with Naruto, but is afraid that he will get rejected. When Naruto starts to act cold, he fears the worst. WARNING: YAOI! COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,780 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto's Near Fatal Mistake, Kakashi's Revelation by Yami-Red-Uchiha reviews
Third in the Naru/Kaka series. Hinata pops Naruto over the head. Naru thinks taht everyone left him in the sand of time. He's about to find out that it's not true. Event Kaka/Naru, Est. Ino/Shika, Hina/Kiba,Sasu/Saku, Mentioned Neji/TenTen Dark. Suicide
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
I don't want them like I want you by et.in.arkadia reviews
These days it seems like practically everyone has had a go at Bruce. Practically everyone.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,109 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Lover's Contract by GabrielSeductiveTrickster reviews
Kiba's harmless act of help gets Naruto in a sketchy situation. ItaNaru lemon. Boy on boy action. You've been warned!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,830 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hidden in the Attic by riley.noble reviews
The mob has left the castle grounds, but Kim hasn't. Can't. She returns to Edward in the attic, and passions are explored. Lemon, NOT smut...really.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Edward, Kim B. - Complete
The Real Reason He Ran Away by JasmineD799 reviews
What if Louie had a different reason for running away? What if never got to go back to his parents? What if he came home and found his parents had been killed in a car crash? What would he do? Read and find out.
We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Louie, Rex - Complete
Irresistible by Kaida Matsuki reviews
All his words tempted him, his very voice enticed him and his sapphire eyes mesmerized him. As Sasuke heard him whisper seductively, "Just grant my one request and everything is yours." boyxboy SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,074 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/6/2012 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Rolling in the Deep by PrincessT123 reviews
Hinata's life can be described in one word. Abnormal. She's a mermaid, a guy she met in her dream is now at her school, and Sakura wants her head. She, Ino and Tenten are the chosen ones, but can they defeat the Monos before they defeat them? EDITING
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 83,522 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Kiba I., Hinata H. - Complete
Of Twisted Technology and Torrid Romance by Marchling reviews
Sequel to 'Of Twisted Technology and Miscommunications' Dom's new phone is still giving him trouble. Romance is hard enough without typos. Rated M for language and sexy-ish texts
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Brian, Dom - Complete
Beauty and the Geek by Emma Ro reviews
Jasper and Emmett reconnect after years of not speaking. One-shot. SLASH! Includes smut! All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,457 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Following orders by FieldOfEternalSnow reviews
Newly minted Hokage Naruto finds he enjoys giving orders to a specific Jounin. But who's playing with who? Rated M for Lemon! Don't like Yaoi, don't read it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,615 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Of Wealth And Sodomy by Angelas reviews
Kakashi is a wealthy, devious man with killer looks. One day, he finds a strange, alluring boy at the side of the freeway hitchhiking for a ride. Warning: Very explicit sex with a minor OneShot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
One Good Turn Deserves Another by caeseria reviews
Kakashi intends to continue his wooing of Iruka with a romantic picnic by the lake. Unfortunately, the lake is located inside the Forest of Death, where anything could be lurking... This story has tentacles, by the way. Just a heads-up! Iruka/Kakashi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,748 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Love Under Cover by Saru86 reviews
Who is the mysterious man Kakashi trusts with his life? Who is hidden behind the plain white ANBU mask? And how is a 19year old jonin supposed to reveal those secrets? Kakashi/ANBUNaru, Yaoi, Lemon, 'sequel' to Improvement.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,501 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Do You Still Remember? by Saru86 reviews
The closer you get to something the tougher it is to see it. When the Byakugan can't prevent you from losing focus it needs someone else to show you what you're losing. Neji/Shino, Yaoi, Lemon, shameless use of Hyuuga techniques, spin off to Improvement.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Neji H., Shino A. - Complete
Improvement by Saru86 reviews
Naruto leaves Konoha and returns after six years. But he isn't the only one who has changed over the time; a lot of things happened and dark clouds gather at the horizon, bringing fire and thunder... main Kaka/Naru, some Kiba/Naru, Yaoi, LemonS, Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 67,698 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Liquefy by Saru86 reviews
Sasuke likes to shower. But when Karin waits in the showerbooth, he opts for the bathtub;not knowing what might await him there. Sasuke/Suigetsu, Yaoi, Lemon, Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Cigarette Break by Saru86 reviews
They are geniuses; they are lazy - that's what everybody knows. But there's more than meets the eye. As soon as they meet face to face. KakaShika, Yaoi, Lemon, Ninjaverse, Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,402 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Kakashi H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Corsets by AshEdelstein reviews
For years Ciel has hidden a secret from Sebastian, what will happen when the older demon finds out just what his bocchan has been hiding?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,610 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Seven minutes to change my world by Akira-kun reviews
"Of course that playing Truth or Dare mixed up with Seven Minutes in Heaven would be ok! Even with the vodka, the discussions, the tinny closet, the confessions, the weird feelings and all! Why in the world it wouldn't be totally ok?" SasuNaru – Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,605 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] [Neji H., Ino Y.] - Complete
A Slice of Heaven by TsumetaiYuuki reviews
Sabaku no Gaara was a lonely child, even at the age of five. Uzumaki Naruto was no better off. But when Gaara notices a peculiar little blond tailing him one day as he visits Konoha with his father, how will this affect their destinies? GaaNaru. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,682 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Minato's Birthday by Neph Champion reviews
Its Minato's Birthday and his team have something special planned. Maybe someone eerily familiar will make a special appearance?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,316 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Minato N. - Complete
It's Not Easy by Adevlo. D reviews
It's not easy living his life, but when has life ever been easy for Uzumaki Naruto? Maybe it started when Kiba walked back into his life again.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,274 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
The Wedding Planner by N a i. K i r e i. Y u k i reviews
My wedding planner is a complete dobe… He's loud, annoying, and forgetful… But the worst part about the situation is that… I think I'm falling in love with him. Great. Sasuke/Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,282 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Shoot the Moon by Iorek Byrnison reviews
When the night was young he removed his clothing. He lay stretched long, lean, naked, panting upon the burnt orange colored sheets of his bed. The soft bursts of wind caressed him like a lover. SLASH Kaka/Naru Explicit adult themes. HEAT fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Fate's Destiny by Disgruntled Minion reviews
AU: Naruto never believed in fate, unfortunately it will take a run in with a man who holds his destiny in his hands to make him realize the truth. Who knew fate could be a guy; one who goes by the name of Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,067 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Happy Place by Cardboard Bike reviews
Giftfic for XxnotsoinnocentXx. I have no idea how to summarize it, so, er, just read it. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,220 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Kyouya X Tamaki Romance by middaymoon92 reviews
Sequel to Hikaru X Kaoru Romance. Read that one first! Kyouya doesn't want Tamaki to know about his feelings for him. What he doesn't know is that someone doesn't have quite the same idea. Finally Done!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,080 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
A Rocky Road by madamemouse reviews
AU/AH. Going to a new school is always tough, but Chloe is used to it. What she isn't used to, is dealing with big meanies. What happens when our shy, drama girl is partnered with the scary football player everyone avoids? Rated M for citrus and language
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,098 - Reviews: 1307 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S.
A Gift Just For You by shadow101202 reviews
Summary: It is Zak's birthday and Pips has a surprise planned. Pips/Zak slash.
Ferngully - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Complete
Napped by Lov2CUFade reviews
Sydney's had it rough since her dad died, leaving her with her just mother. So when Riddick naps her, she falls for him, while hating him. There she learns she has powers? R&R please. Lemons later! Riddick&OC
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,296 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Riddick
The Raven by Gryvon reviews
Kakashi/Iruka. Kakashi comes home early and discovers a secret Iruka's been keeping from him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Vicissitude by Cyndi reviews
An aging Bowser has stopped menacing the Mushroom kingdom and lives vicariously through the now grown Junior by getting him married to Mario and Peach's daughter...the RIGHT way. But why is Bowser in such a rush to see Junior married off? NOW IN CHAPTERS.
Mario - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,685 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Bowser, Bowser Jr. - Complete
Do Not Open Till Christmas by TjRythum reviews
Iruka hates the company christmas party, but hiding in his bosses office to escape his fellow co-workers may not have the best idea he's ever had. KakaIru, early christmas fic, YAOI one-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,085 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Kakashi's Seduction by Yamanvie reviews
"You've been looking after that boy since he was…what, thirteen?" -Kakashi gave another miserable sigh and hung his head. "Don't remind me." -"But he's a man now. Our Naruto is brimming with the Flames of Youth!" KakaNaru Gift fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,475 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 87 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Iris by StoryBard reviews
AU/AR Gaara adopts a pet unlike any other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 84,452 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Naruto U., Gaara
Tight End by Lipsmacked reviews
Emmett Cullen, tight end for the Dallas Cowboys, falls for a sexy mechanic. Emmett/Jacob. AH/AU. o/s
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,012 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Emmett, Jacob - Complete
The Challenge: Dragon Sex by The Love of Our Lust reviews
The logical steps that lead to mating with a dragon. NO ANTHRO. BE WARNED. ToothlessxHiccup. One-Shot. RATED M FOR MATURE.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,515 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Toothless, Hiccup - Complete
UnMasking Kakashi by see03 reviews
Iruka is asked to unmask Kakashi and take a picture of his face. Though he accepts the challenge, Iruka hesitates to hurt the man he has loved for so long by doing so. What happens as he goes through with this mission to UnMask Kakashi? IRUKaka MATURE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Just the Two of Us If Only by Aleia15 reviews
Iruka was convinced the universe was conspiring to cockblock them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Shirtless by aliendroid reviews
Shino watches as Kiba trains and prepares for the upcoming war. As he watches Kiba's body glisten underneath the sun Shino reacts. YAOI! SHINO/KIBA DON'T LIKE DON'T READ! Dedicated to Barunka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
Dirty Noises by Kaida Matsuki reviews
Once the lights are closed, something happens inside the laboratory room where students are watching a video. What happens when a horny Uchiha is beside an oblivious, cute blonde? Wait! What's that noise at the back of the room? Moaning? SasuNaru boyxboy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/13/2011 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Team Minato's Special Day Naruto's Birthday by Neph Champion reviews
Its Naruto's first birthday! Since no one else knows about Naruto the party is tiny, but who says that Team Minato can't still have fun? Not even the appearance of Kyuubi, Minato's unwanted mate can't damper the mood…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Cradle me close by Silverlynxcat reviews
"Aye, but it is no surprise he drinks, for it is in honour of Thor! Mischievous he may be, but his admiration and love for his brother is unmatched!" /Warnings etc. inside/
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Come As You Are by JasperLuver48 reviews
"My name is Jasper and I'm calling on behalf of SlenderFit USA about a new product we are offering called The Flex Pro Abdominal Muscle Toner. Tell me, Emmett, do you work out a lot?" Entry for Slash/Backslash 3.0 Collab by MizzHyde and JasperLuver48.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,051 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Forever by Cadence of my dying Breath reviews
"Magnus, this isn't going to work. We have to quit this before we start hating each other." No matter where Alec goes, Magnus will love him. Forever.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Shadow King by StoryBard reviews
Shikamaru is sent to straighten up the Chairman's careless son, Naruto. AU/AR
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,959 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Hikaru X Karou Romance by middaymoon92 reviews
Karou has a dream about Hikaru that starts him thinking that maybe their acting in the Host Club isn't really acting. First fan Fic. R and R please! Rated M. If you are under 18 please don't read!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,623 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Earning Wings by Zarafla Kirtan-Pherrin reviews
At the end of the battle with Hexxus, Zak has decided to stay in Ferngully as a faerie, much to Pips' chagrin. Will he ever see that Zak has earned those wings all along?
Ferngully - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,914 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Complete
Kisses and Scars by f.m. kit kat reviews
Eragon is captured by Murtagh and taken to Uru'baen. What happens when the very man that captured him is in love with him? MurtaghXEragon lime lemon pwp two-shot taken from my story when the ice breaks. Sorry if it doesn't make sense :3
Eragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,980 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Eragon, Murtagh - Complete
Flawed by starry-nights88 reviews
Everyone makes mistakes, no one person is perfect, least of all Jacob. He made a mistake once, and it comes back to haunt him when he walks into a Seattle strip club and sees how it damaged Edward Cullen's life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,159 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
I walk the Line by Frailly reviews
Finding love isn't the easiest thing to do for single father Eric when his life is anything but simple. Eric/Pam and Sookie...AU/AH
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,613 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Eric N., Pam
This was one of those moments by IntellectualDweebette reviews
Naruto has returned from his training with Jiraiya, so many people have missed him, but one has missed him the most... Will anything happen?... Of course it will
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
It's Not What It Looks Like by LinkandZeldaForever0329 reviews
He was supposed to make her feel like the only girl in the world. So why were his hands all over that other girl? oneshot. smut.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
The Forbidden Fruit by Midnight7716 reviews
Hiccup helps his friend, Fishlegs, find the legendary "Forbidden Fruit," but after taking a bite of it, he'll discover why it's forbidden. Hiccup X Anthro! Toothless. Yaoi ahead!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Toothless, Hiccup - Complete
Selfish by Charcoal Heart reviews
"To be an artist is to be selfish. That means pushing away everyone you love," Shikamaru tells me, "But I don't want to push you away. I want to do what I love and love you too." ::AU, Yaoi, ShikaNaru, Selfishness::
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,320 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - [Naruto U., Shikamaru N.] - Complete
Forgotten Memories by StarnightX reviews
The first thing the sickly girl noticed about him was his mask...then his eyes. His eyes were of an unusual color, red and green, and they captivated her; she couldn't look away. KakuzuxOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,233 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Kakuzu, Akatsuki - Complete
How Not To Woo A Veela by ArsenicAngel reviews
He had assumed all of the absurdity would stop with his birthday... Instead, things only seemed to be getting worse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,364 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Midnight Venture by Autumn Laef reviews
A little adventure, Hiccup and his trusty companion Toothless had one summer night may have led them to discover new aspects of their bond... dragon!Toothless x Hiccup a pwp more than anything.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,458 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Hunger by xLosersRuleTheWorldx reviews
They weren't sure exactly why they needed something like that from each other, but they did. Their bodies hungered for it, as though they would die without it. Warnings: SMXBM slash
DC Superheroes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Complete
Sometimes I wonder by Sturbanger reviews
Pure smut and PWP, Non-con. RoryEthan. MxM. All that from my pervy mind. Sometimes Ethan wonders what Rory does, But Rory is just wondering what's under that wrestling onepiece. M for a reason.
My Babysitter's a Vampire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,717 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Ethan M., Rory K. - Complete
Dream A Little Dream by Mykala Klossovsky reviews
Sookie lets her dreams get the best of her and it leads her down a road she thought she would never travel. Rated M for adult themes and content in future chapters.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,174 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Six Bowls by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto will do anything for ramen... anything. SasuNaru. Yaoi. Smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hit The Deck by TanukiRaccoon reviews
NejiNaru. Pirates. Naruto is taken aboard a pirates vessel. Will he escape or adjust to life there?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,163 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
After The Beep by TanukiRaccoon reviews
NaruShino: Shino brings home a new toy. Naruto is intrigued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Shino A., Naruto U. - Complete
Curiousity by Ryu Pendragon reviews
Itachi tells Sasuke the truth about the Uchiha massacre during their fight. They both come back to the village and are pardoned. Itachi satisfies his curiosity about a certain kitsune. ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Choices and Lies by I-am-a-slash-addict reviews
When faced with the prospect of losing Brian to Dom, Mia lies and says she is pregnant, but can she live with the choices she makes? Dom/Brian slash pairing, Mia POV.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Dom, Brian - Complete
The Lack of Women by uNperfectXxXx reviews
Will learns that the life of a pirate includes some things he didn't imagine. Jack/Will SLASH! Don't like it, don't read it.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
His Beautiful Eyes by Sonya Pattie May reviews
Sasuke is a hypnotizer. He's in love with his assistant, Naruto. Confusing story, it's my first :/ Rated M for the reason you're all here and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Here With You, Always by Om0cha reviews
When Sasuke killed him, Naruto thought that their bond had finally been severed. In the many years of his afterlife, he would come to realise that nothing could be further away from the reality. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Vampire's Beauty by Heatherstar16 reviews
Itachi and Naruto live two different live. Naruto comes from a rich, human houshold, Itachi is a Vampire from a noble family. Dreams connect their destinies. But rivals await in the shadows. STRONG LEMONS, YAOI, NEAR RAPE. AU. ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,672 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Heat by KillsMeNot reviews
Woods's and Mason's helicopter crash lands somewhere in an icy, deserted land. They find a way to keep warm. SLASH! Mason/Woods
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2011 - A. Mason, F. Woods - Complete
Of Twisted Technology and Miscommunications by Marchling reviews
AU - Post TFTF, Establish B/D - Dom's got a new phone, but the autocorrect is out of conrol. Hilarity ensues, for everyone but Dom. Rated M for language and sexy-ish texts
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 78 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Dom, Brian - Complete
I Lose My Courage by Lovely Spell reviews
kakaxnaru Naruto has trouble letting his feelings known because every time he sees him he loses his courage. Even with his friends behind him, will Naruto finally admit it? Kakashi doesn't need Naruto to be brave. He just has to be true.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,630 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
New Statistics Teacher by Kaida Matsuki reviews
Sasuke always gets what he wants and if he wants Naruto to be his, then he'll definitely do everything to make him his, even if he has to be a teacher. But what will happen if Naruto doesn't like Sasuke's class? Will Sasuke's plan fail? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,139 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 5/30/2010 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Underneath the Surface by General16 reviews
Hiding behind fabricated faces, masking the loneliness with smiles, playing a role in the name of protection... will Kakashi be the one to look underneath the underneath and see Naruto for who he really is?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,149 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Night in the Tower by couchyogurt reviews
What if Rapunzel had shown Mother Gothel her surprise? What new adventures could have been in store for Moher Gothel, Flynn and Rapunzel?
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,086 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Flynn R., M. Gothel - Complete
Dormitory du Freak by Dragon Rhapsody reviews
AU. Darren is just a simple boy who got transferred into a mysterious all-boy dormitory with good-looking students and teachers. But who is he to worry? That school serves no harm, does it? Larten x Darren, Gannen x Steve., some Gavner/Kurda
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,449 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
Courage: A Reprise by Animegirl1129 reviews
Fred and Shaggy go through one more courage-requiring event during their time at Coolsville High. SLASH. Mystery Begins!Verse.
Scooby Doo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,279 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Fred, Shaggy - Complete
Almost by Airplane reviews
They wouldn't admit anything, but they came close enough.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
You Lost Me by Sesshysgirl06 reviews
He was trying to get over him when his eyes met anothers that made him feel something since he left HIM. What could this mean... Naruto/Neji
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,963 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
The Challenge: Finger by The Love of Our Lust reviews
Male Anthro-Toothless/Hiccup romance and sex. Fangirl Astrid too. Please skip if not to your liking. A bit of witty banter and a little soul searching in between the sexual tension and release.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 69 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Toothless, Hiccup - Complete
A Second Chance by BookCrazyyyGirll1995 reviews
Percy killed Luke. Right? Or did Zeus give Luke a second chance at love and greatness? I suck at summaries. The story is better, I swear! Based on the events of the movie. Rated M for guy/guy slash. R&R!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Luke C., Percy J. - Complete
Home by adalantee reviews
John realizes the real reason he wants to stay.
I Am Number Four - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/11/2011 - John S./Number 4, Henri - Complete
I Would Never Admit by x - - unwrittenMELODY reviews
You know, I expected college to be a time for fun, relaxation and preparing me for my future. What I DIDN'T expect, though, is to fall head-over-heels for my dark haired roommate. Darren x Steve
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,369 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Darren Shan, Steve Leonard - Complete
It's Sam by Aurora Lovegood reviews
One shot. John/Sam. Yaoi/BL/Gay don't like, don't read. In New York City John realizes some things, and things change between John and Sam forever.
I Am Number Four - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/6/2011 - John S./Number 4, Sam G. - Complete
Deeper Than Friends by Springdasie reviews
Hiccup and Toothless find themselves trapped on an island far from Berk. While they try to survive Hiccup struggles with his feelings for Toothless. To Hiccup's surprise however, he's not alone in his feelings. Hiccup/Anthro Toothless. R&R
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,548 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 70 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Voices on the Wind by ii-crescentofthemoon-ii reviews
Chelsea has been hearing strange voices and eerie songs since she was a child. What happens when she "falls" right into the world she was born to live in? COMPLETE. Song-fic.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,622 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Complete
Yes, Professor by NanaMun reviews
Edward Cullen is an English professor with a list of unsuccessful blind dates and an aversion to public speaking. His well, orderly life is thrown through a spin, when a student makes a sexual advance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,103 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
All This Time by Amphitrite II reviews
A retired Bruce finally lets them be together. :::Batman/Superman slash:::
DC Superheroes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,728 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Complete
Unexpected Love by Haru Inuzuka reviews
Kovu could say he did a lot in his life. Met the girl he would come to love, was trained from cub-hood to be a killer, was exiled by his love's father, and almost killed a few times. Yes, Kovu did a lot...but this took the theoretical cake.
Lion King - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,088 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Kovu, Simba - Complete
Paradise by Dragon Rhapsody reviews
You leave me, I follow you. But what can I do if you are a negative and I'm a positive end of a magnet? Songfic. Spoiler up to the end of the series. Larten Crepsley x Darren Shan
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
The Eighth Day of Christmas by Ficalicious reviews
What could Eric's gift to Pam be? And what will Pam do with it once she recieves it? Rated M for sMut and leMons. Eric/Sookie/Pam. Language, dominance and bondage.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Pam, Sookie S. - Complete
Getting dumped isn't so bad by makebelievegirl reviews
You know after getting dumped, Iruka did not see himself up at three in the morning, listening to a drunk blond's plans of enemas giving toilets. But hey, what do you expect. NaruIru. Mature. Yaoi. Un-betaed. One shot. But you can tell that already. :-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Crazy For You by x - - unwrittenMELODY reviews
Darren has always been in love with Steve, this much was true. Still, was Darren the only one with these feelings? DarrenxSteve. Lemon/Smut.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Darren Shan, Steve Leonard - Complete
Broken Tune by Dragon Rhapsody reviews
Forgetting is not easy unless you have someone to help you... Crepsley x Darren. Rated M for Mature theme.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
Field Trip by jacksonmccoy reviews
It's been a long day at the beach, everyone is tired. Well, everyone but Jasper and Emmett, apparently. Things get steamy in the backseat of the van on the way back to Forks when the gay boy hits on his straight friend. Jasper/Emmett M for a reason! ;
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Love by Good Boy's Uke reviews
Love is like two others; Adoration and affection. Again describing my feelings for her, except with the feeling of love and how insane it is. rated M for no exact reason once again
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Fire in the Kitchen by PALC reviews
So Minato can't cook. How is he to blame? He was hungry, but maybe he's hungry for something- rather, someone else now? Minato X Naruto Incest. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 56 - Published: 11/23/2010 - [Naruto U., Minato N.] - Complete
Façade by Masked-Writer-In-Disguise reviews
AU "I want Shino; I can't help it and I'm sure if this get's out it'll be just another black mark against me on my card already so full of black marks, so I may as well say this plainly: My name is Naruto Uzumaki and I am in love with Shino Aburame."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,284 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Naruto U., Shino A. - Complete
Survival Lessons With KakashiSensei by Hitoko-sama reviews
Naruto is tempted with promises of 'training' but it is not the train he had in mind. YAOI! KakaNaru Dedicated to SugarSweetLolitaPrincessX
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,111 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Maybe I'm Just Tired by darkalbino reviews
Drunk and breathy kisses and Sasuke's awkward as hell. SasuNaruSasu. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,812 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Their thing by spoodle monkey reviews
He's not really sure how it became their thing. Frank Moses/William Cooper slash
Red - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,135 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2010 - W. Cooper, Frank M. - Complete
Crossroads by Acherona reviews
The first time he'd seen Minato when he entered college, it was like a lightning strike. The blond was wild and untamable, he crackled and shone and Fugaku wanted him. He wanted him more than he'd wanted anything in his entire life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Fugaku U., Minato N. - Complete
Listening by PALC reviews
At night I fantasize about you. Is that so wrong...? It is when you hear it. MinatoXNaruto Yaoi. Incest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,688 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010 - [Naruto U., Minato N.] - Complete
What are you up to? by draurora17 reviews
Darren is contemplating his new life. Larten - displaying brilliant timing - shows up. Can Crepsley cope with the emotional turmoil of the teenager in his care? And how does he feel? awful summary sorry! Warning: SLASH Larten/Darren, Based on the film
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
Fixation by darkalbino reviews
Action was always more effective than communication, especially with them. SasuNaru. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Tripping by Hatteress reviews
That time the universe decided Dean belonged with Cas and wasn't afraid to pull out the big guns to make it so. Big guns in this case being obsessive fangirls, archangels turned tricksters and overly enthusiastic cupids. Welcome to Dean's life. First in the Tripping Verse.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,351 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 1,498 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
True Mate by Carlisle's Mate reviews
Set after Bella cliff dives in New Moon. But it is Carlisle who has returned to see if Bella is okay, not Alice, and he has a secret to tell Bella that has been harbouring ever since they met… Two-shot, lemon, Carlisle/Bella pairing
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,902 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Lock In by Xero-zerO reviews
Snotlout drags Hiccup to an abandoned house and tells him to wait there while he goes and gets Astrid. The thing is... He doesn't want to see her... he wants to see another blond. Rated m for lemon yaoi. tuffcup
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Hiccup, Tuffnut - Complete
Everything by yuki-nakayama-hidaka reviews
4 Chapter Summary of Minato's and Kakashi's relationship development. How it starts and how it is set to continue -in my head anyway- YAOI - LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Minato N., Kakashi H. - Complete
Prince and Slave by Kaida Matsuki reviews
A forgotten past, a long-time promise and a blooming forbidden romance. Uchiha Sasuke is a known royal Prince, younger brother of King Itachi, and a person who met Uzumaki Naruto, a slave. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,165 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Of Ponderings and Doubleshot Espressos by SyrupylikeBreakfastinMontag reviews
Naruto has so many reasons to be angry at the villagers of Konoha and want revenge, but there's a reason he doesn't hate them. That reason is Iruka and Naruto's decided to thank him for it. Contains yaoi. Irunaru Naruiru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Stranger of the Night by perfect deceiver reviews
Returning to the library alone at night, Bella encounters a dark mysterious stranger. Who holds her captive, as he claims her to be his.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,047 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Teach Me! by persephone-kore2593 reviews
Jacob is a teacher at an all boys school. When a student that plagues his mind asks him for more then what he's allowed to give, will he give into his feelings or will he follow the rules? I think we all know : Major Slash EM/JB A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,757 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Jacob, Emmett - Complete
Too Little, Too Late by NanaMun reviews
Edward, in grief and in need of solace, blames Jacob for a relationship both men have no control of, resulting in the deathly consequence that follows.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,627 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Video Super Star's by fuelled by ramen reviews
Naruto throws a party. To entertain his guests he plays a video which probably was not the most viewer friendly option considering the guests present. Did someone say 'Home made porn' Yah-huh. SASUNARU. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,905 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Monster Bash part 1 by Natashow reviews
The Monsters are getting ready for Halloween but how do they do that? Read and find out R&R Dr.C/Susan i got the fanpics for this done go to my profile for the links
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,576 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Dr. Cockroach, Susan M./Ginormica - Complete
Hard as a Rock by chele681 reviews
A geology expedition yields a cache of life experience for college students Emmett and Jasper. Their most prized find? Eachother. AH SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,452 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
The Wrong Cullen by Gemgem020507 reviews
Bella decides it is time to finally make her move on Edward and take their friendship to the next level. When his reaction isn't exactly what she expected, Bella finds comfort in the last place she imagined.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,809 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Cupcakes &Wieners by Acherona reviews
New neighborhood, new neighbors…old lovers. How will Minato survive moving next door to Fugaku Uchiha, naked sons and perverted scarecrows aren't helping matters much, or are they?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,352 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Fugaku U., Minato N. - Complete
That's All Folks by Idontneedthegunjohn reviews
Will Wile E Coyote finally get his dinner?
Looney Tunes - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Complete
Birthday Wishes and Basement Furniture by Lolarosa reviews
“Bella, Alice, if you could come with me. There is one last birthday present that I would like to give you." Carlisle shows the girls his basement furniture. My submission for the Forbidden Lemons contest. AH BxCxA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Cereal's Ficcage of Awesome by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Kyuubi has been away on a business trip. Minato misses him dearly... yaoi, KyuuMina, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Minato N. - Complete
Be My Somebody by Feyri reviews
Iruka promises to protect Naruto, but can he really? IruNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,068 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Forks Host Club by NanaMun reviews
EmmettxJacob A hosting club where men treat women, but who treats the men?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,392 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 51 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Emmett, Jacob - Complete
The Seventeenth Year by octo-spark reviews
A tragedy strikes the Flynn-Fletcher home, leaving the brother of the victim to tell the horrible tale. Not for the faint of heart, kiddies. Read with caution.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,264 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Phineas, Ferb - Complete
Ace In The Hole, a The Four Suits sidestory by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Damn Kyuubi! He always had an ace in the hole, a way to better, contradict or nullify whatever argument Minato had." Kyuubi/Minato, yaoi, lemon, etc. This is for The Cereal Killer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Minato N. - Complete
A Cure For Boredom by Twitching Kiwi reviews
While Darren and Evra are in Mr. Crepsley's city, they need to find ways to entertain themselves... Darren/Evra slash. AKA Boy on boy action. Don't like, don't read.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Evra Von, Darren Shan - Complete
A Miracle In My Stocking by CerealK reviews
Who says miracles don't happen at Christmas? SasuNaru Fluff. Giftfic for Michelerene. M-Preg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,909 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 63 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Burn for Solace by Spirit of Place reviews
Farid accidentally followed Dustfinger into Inkheart at the end of the movie and helps his mentor deal with the betrayal of his wife. Alternate Universe. Slash.
Inkheart - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,492 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Farid, Dustfinger - Complete
Delinquent by CerealK reviews
“Oh Naruto!” Sasuke sighed. “They cuffed me and dragged me here! It was so horrible! I'm traumatized, hold me!” Naruto growled. “I’d believe you more if you HAND WASN’T ON MY ASS UCHIHA!” SasuNaru. XD Mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,298 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 90 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Not An Act by Linables reviews
Coraline and Wybie have a choice of what to pay attention to: the terrible movie, or each other. To them, the choice was obvious. WxC lemon-scented oneshot, based on a mini-comic I wrote. C: Link inside!
Coraline - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,172 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Coraline J., Wybie L. - Complete
Never Like This by salacious-smiles reviews
BEST DRY HUMP IN THE SLASH BACKSLASH COMPETITION. Carlisle adopted Edward at seventeen, seeing something in him that caught his attention. But, what if he got his perspective wrong? What if Edward was meant to be something more to him? More than a son?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,854 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Roommates by Zxel reviews
It's like God wanted to see if he could make one boy the single most miserable boy in the cosmos and Petey won the existential raffle. Gary/Petey.
Bully - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,611 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Peter K., Gary S. - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8724 - Favs: 14,298 - Follows: 2,965 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When it Rains by Kakashis-First-Kiss reviews
ItaKaka. Itachi finds himself feeling pity for Kakashi, brought to Akatsuki as a prisoner and given to Pein before Itachi. He can't figure out Kakashi's past with Akatsuki, but he's got a feeling that isn't exactly full of sunshine...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,618 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Muffin Man by JustBiteMePLease reviews
When Bella's sexy new neighbor insists on teasing her, she bakes him muffins. And he takes a bite. AU AH Bella/Carlisle
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 55 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Papa Bear by NanaMun reviews
Edward knows Emmett's little secret. Can he confront him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,625 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Instant Messages: KittenMischief Contest Entry by TheSpoiltOne reviews
Bella and Alice, excited from reading DefinatelyStaying’s delicious lemony fanfics, tease each other over a web cam. What happens when Jasper comes to investigate the noises? AU/AH – HOT LEMON ALERT - Collaboration w/DefinatelyStaying
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 67 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Heart's Doors by Kyuubi no Kitsune0101 reviews
Love is just another one of the doors that are within the heart. Some keep many of those doors tightly locked until someone takes the time to open them. Kakashi X Naruto in Fifty Sentences. Implied mpreg and sex. M to be safe. No Lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Paging Doctor Cullen by Rosette-Cullen reviews
A favorite doctor and a favourite patient find themselves completing check-ups on a regular basis. CarlislexMe, just 'cause I can. Graphic, steamy, lemon, rated M for a very good reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Carlisle - Complete
Rainy Season by BeepBeepBoop reviews
Jiranaru smex. While traveling with bad injuries, a storm forces Jiraiya and Naruto to take shelter in a mountain cave. What will happen as the night progresses? Read, reveiw, have some cookies...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
Moving On by RubberDuckies reviews
Naruto wants Kakashi, but every time Kakashi looks at him, all he sees is his old sensei. Will Kakashi finally get over Minato and allow himself to love Naruto, or are they both destined to be miserable for the rest of their lives? KakaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,653 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Otou sama by RubberDuckies reviews
Sakumo catches his son fooling around with Iruka and now can't seem to stop being jealous of the little dolphin...WARNING:INCEST KakaIru, YonKaka, SakumoXYondaime, SakumoXKakashi,
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,600 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakumo H. - Complete
Morning Surprise by The Wandering Poet567 reviews
Naruto wakes up with no memory of last night. But what happens when he see's his sensei. My very bad I should have put it as a Oneshot but I think I might add another chapter if I get Idea's from my reader. READ & REVIEW
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Love Struck SNow Leopard, Homecoming by Sindalstar reviews
The Prequil to my drabbles. Rated M for sex, M/M sex. Get over it
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,725 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Po, Tai Lung - Complete
Remembrance by RubberDuckies reviews
Sasuke's is afraid to show others how he feels about Naruto. Maybe Iruka can help?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Greatest Contradiction by MesT reviews
Bella’s gone, and Edward runs into a dangerous confrontation with Jacob that leads to more than either of them could have ever imagined. Beware of SLASH, Edward/Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
What Started as a Simple Deal by Spook's Master reviews
Jiraiya/Naruto. Future lemon. Set during time skip. Jiraiya will take Naruto on the trip only if Naruto will do sexy jutsu whenever he asks. Naruto doesn't think he'll mind, but will he still feel that way once Jiraiya asks, and eventually asks for more?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,409 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2227 - Favs: 3,871 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Broken Angel by AsYouSleep reviews
Spiderwick fic. Three years have passed, the magic has faded. Everyone is dealing with it in their own way. Helen and Mallory with denile, Jared with anger thats getting steadily worse. Simon is the only one who can hear him scream contains Jared/Simon
Spiderwick Chronicles - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,003 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
Secrets of the Vampire: the Hokage's guard by NoNameNeeded reviews
NarutoVampire Knights crossover. When Naruto is 6, he gets bitten by a pureblooded vampire, turning him into one, though, due to the kyuubi, he's different from the other ones. Follow the story as you see how Naruto's life changes.NxOC. Better summary in
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Naruto U.
Missions and Hearts by DrivvenWrinth reviews
Iruka is hurt, Naruto feels guilty, and their friendship is on the brink of...what? Naruto may come up with an idea to fix things. Yaoi boyboy fluff mostly
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
All fun and games ends in? by sakura-no-yuki reviews
all fun and games ends in pain Time for Sai and Kakashi to prove her wrong and punish her on her 18th birthday! Lemon. SaixOCxKakashi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Kakashi H., Sai - Complete
The Next Book by personart reviews
Naruto can’t stand his sensei’s attention being snatched from him by some nude women, Jiraya can’t stand being unperverted, how will they help each other?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,692 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
Finding Lucifer aka Emo Nemo by Elephantian reviews
Marlin's gay? Dory's a bird? Nemo is thinking lustly thoughts? What other chaos will ensue in this crazy, insulting Finding Nemo spoof? WARNING: DO NOT READ IF EASILY DISTRUBED OR INSULTED. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Finding Nemo - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/14/2007
Parasites in Mommy's Belly by Elfzilla reviews
Warning: Don't read this crack fic. Side effects of reading this inlude bleeding gums, hysterical pregnancy, hairloss and genital implosion.
Treasure Planet - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 5/24/2007 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Complete
Taboo by Van the Key of Lain reviews
Gai was cut off as a hand roughed grabbed as his shoulder, and pulled it down hard, flinging Gai down back onto the bed on his back.“BASTARD!” Kakashi shouted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Closet Cliche by ho.wide.world reviews
Two ninjas making out in a closet in Konoha is such a norm its almost cliché, but what happens when Konoha's biggest big mouths indulge in their own cliché. [NaruIru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,359 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Telling You Without Words by amwong88 reviews
[ONESHOT] Sometimes you just have to learn to read between the lines. After all, don't actions speak louder than words? ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
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Fred the Movie reviews
What happens when a new, shy and sheltered girl moves into Judy's house leaving Kevin and Fred without their beloved Judy beside/across from them? Only one way to find out, read! I suck at summaries so read if you wanna read P: Rated M for later chapters!
Fred: The Movie, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Fred F., Kevin
The Missing Object reviews
Snape loses something dear to him; Harry finds something interesting when it falls out of his teachers pocket. What will happen when Snape finds his missing object; In Harry's hands? Read & find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
One Shot Stories reviews
What happens when a series of events happen to Nikita, Seth, Dahvie Vanity, Hotah, Zeul, Jayy Von Monroe, Vika, and Xander, and ? In these stories there are werewolves, vampires, yaoi, elves and genies! Read to find out what happens!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,773 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 11/21/2011
The Love We Share reviews
Kaoru and Hikaru share an unexpected secret, what will become of the twins? Read to find out! I suck at summaries
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Be Careful Of What You Wish For reviews
Skeena hasn't had it easy at all since she was a babe, she is forced to work for a man who has her kill off what seems like the most random people. One day she recieves an order to kill Riddick and what happens? He's beside her on the plane. Riddick X OC
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Riddick