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Joined 05-15-11, id: 2923994, Profile Updated: 03-28-14
Author has written 14 stories for Halloween, Saw, Thor, Scream, Ironman, Avengers, Friday the 13th, My Little Pony, and Incredible Hulk.

Hi, my name is Michael, I'm Brazillian. I'm a dude.

I'm a Light Atheist, which means that, while I don't personaly believe in any Gods, I don't deny the possibility that I may be wrong (don't mistake that for Agnosticism, they are two completely different things).

My Four Biggest Passions: Comedy, Animation, Superheroes, and Horror.

My Top 3 Favorite Movies: Jurassic Park, The Mask, and Men In Black.

My Top 5 Favorite Horror Movie Franchises: Saw, Final Destination, Scream, A Nightmare On Elm Street, and The Omen/Paranormal Activity (tie).

My Top 5 Favorite Non-Horror Movie Franchises: The Marvel Cinematic Universe (Avengers movies), Indiana Jones, Jurassic Park (again), Toy Story, and James Bond.

My Top 5 Favorite Drama Movies: The Green Mile, The Shawshank Redemption, Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind, Brokeback Mountain, and The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.

My Favorite Books: A Series of Unfortunate Events, Harry Potter, anything written by Stephen King, anything written by Dan Brown, anything written by Luís Fernando Veríssimo, Captain Underpants, The Hitchiker's Guide to The Galaxy, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Sherlock Holmes.

My Favorite Live-Action TV Series: The X-Files, Lost, 24, Monk, Get Smart, Chuck, Fringe, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., ALF, Supernatural, Smallville, Two and A Half Men, Friends, MacGyver, House M.D., My Name Is Earl, Psych, Dexter.

My Favorite Animated Series: The Simpsons, South Park, Futurama, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Dexter's Laboratoy, KND, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Powerpuff Girls, Tiny Toons, Pinky and The Brain, Courage The Cowardly Dog, Angry Beavers, Rocko's Modern Life, Invader Zim, Phineas and Ferb, The Spectacular Spider-Man, Adventure Time, Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, Batman: The Animated Series, The Mask, Men In Black: The Series, Wacky Races, Spongebob Squarepants, Fairly Oddparents, Danny Phantom, Kim Possible.

Movies I'm Looking Forward To: Godzilla, Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Guardians Of The Galaxy, Ant-Man, Doctor Strange.

Currently Reading: One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Kesey

A Question to All Villains: Why Don't You Just Cut Off Their Limbs?

I understand that shooting people is too underwhelming for some villains who want more elaborated deaths for their enemies, and there are some characters that you need alive to interrogate/keep hostage. But why don't you just cut off their limbs? Want a slow and agonizing death? Just put torso guy in the middle of your Death Trap (tm) and watch as he patheticaly tries to move as the saw/laser/shark/whatever draws close to put an end to his misery. Need to interrogate them? They don't need their limbs to talk! Think of Black Widow in The Avengers and Drew Barrymore in Charlie's Angels: They were both tied to chairs and still manged to escape and kick the evil guards' asses. Had the bad guy did the smart thing and cut off their legs and arms, neither of them would be able to kick anybody's ass. You wouldn't even have to tie them or lock them in any way, just let them in the floor, they aren't going anywhere.

And if a friend tries to rescue them, he's gonna be in trouble because Torso Hostage (tm) won't be able to follow him, leaving him with two options: Go back and forsake his friend, or carry the dead weight around, which will not only slow him down but make him unable to use a weapon making it really easy for your minions to neutralize them.

So, next time you capture the hero(ine) or any of his(her) friends, cut their limbs off! You have nothing to lose, except a shot at redemption which, considering that you're evil, you probably don't give a shit about.

UPCOMING PROJECT: "Pienal Destination" an Eight Chapter Long MLP:FiM/Final Destination crossover, in which Pinkie Pie's 'Pinkie Sense' saves her and her friends' lives, but now she must deal with the consequences...

FIRST CHAPTER: "Life Of The Party" (COMPLETE! 4,954 words!)


CHAPTER THREE COMPLETE!: 7,157 words! (Working on Chapter Four)

I decided I won't publish the first chapter until all chapters are complete as to avoid pressure and/or rushing things. I will publish one chapter each week after the story is complete.

FAVORITE MCU LINES (List in Progress):

"I'm gonna bust his bunker with the Ex-Wife" - James Rhodes, Iron Man 2


"I've seen the future, Mr. Coulson, and it's a catastrophe"- Dr. Franklin Hall, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Ep. 3: The Asset

"That's my bargain, you mewling quim!" - Loki, The Avengers

"What was I thinking? You're usually so discreet" - Jarvis, Iron Man

"I thought you were smaller" - Bucky Barnes, Captain America: The First Avenger

"I NEED A HORSE!" - Thor, Thor

"Welcome to Level 7" - Phil Coulson, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Ep. 1: Pilot

"I accept your surrender" - Thor, Thor: The Dark World

"Your birthright was to DIE! As a child. Cast out on a frozen rock" - Odin, Thor: The Dark World

"That was so violent!" - Pepper Potts, Iron Man 3

"She used her britishness against us!" - Grant Ward, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Ep. 9: Repairs

"There are certains aspects of my personality that I cannot control, and when I lose control, it's very dangerous to be around me" - Bruce Banner, The Incredible Hulk (deleted scene)

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Fury's Good Eye by Afalstein reviews
Melinda May does not have a good feeling about this meeting. Then again, she doubts anyone looks forward to meeting with Fury. Pre-series, slight spoilers for Turn, Turn, Turn. Fury gives Melinda May her assignment.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/14 - M. May, N. Fury - Complete
Losing to the Upper Hand by princessmelia reviews
A "what if" tag to the 1x17 promo. A take on what would happen if Agent Victoria Hand got her way. The men did just as she said they would- they shot everyone on that plane except for Agent Phil Coulson, and now he's left to deal with the aftermath. Major character deaths.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3 - P. Coulson, L. Fitz, J. Simmons, Skye - Complete
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The Rift reviews
Somewhere, six ponies defeated a powerful God of Chaos. Elsewhere, six superheroes defeated a powerful God of Chaos. What will happen once their universes begin to clash, or should I say swap? WARNING: I have no idea where I'm going with this. Anything that resembles a plot is purely accidental. CRACK FIC. BACK FROM HIATUS.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 124,882 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Rainbow Dash, Iron Man/Tony S.
Extremis Trademark reviews
The Advanced Idea Mechanics Marketing Department is ready to release their new product EXTREMIS (tm) to the unsuspecting masses. SPOILERS! Crack Ficlet.
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Complete
Roots of Evil reviews
What leads men to the path of darkness? We all have our own reasons for doing what we do. A character study of the MCU villains.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,794 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Loki, Thanos - Complete
Dear Princess Fury reviews
The Avengers have learned many valuable lessons about friendship during their adventures, and now they got to report them to Princess Fury. CRACK FIC
Crossover - My Little Pony & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Nick F. - Complete
I Can't Sleep reviews
Nothing's been the same since New York... Actually, nothing's been the same ever since Afghanistan. Whether he would like to admit it or not, Tony's many encounters with death had left a mark on him, a mark that keeps growing. An unpleasant trip through painful memories and destructive self-hatred.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2013 - A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Ponyvengers reviews
A hostile force takes hold of the Tesseract, and threatens Equestria. It's up to Director Sparkle to round up Equestria's Mightiest Ponies and protect the world.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,534 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash - Complete
Crystal Lake Woods reviews
A young boy gets separated from his mother. Growing up in the woods can change you forever. An old fic I wrote a year ago, published for the first time.
Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Jason V. - Complete
Marvel Headlines reviews
A chronological and humorous look at the Marvel Cinematic Universe by a not-very-professional newspaper, from "The First Avenger" to "The Avengers". COMPLETE! BONUS CHAPTER INCLUDED!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,709 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Badassium reviews
Tony's having problems naming his newly created element in this E-Mail exchange. Pre-Avengers, Post-IM2.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/3/2012 - A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
The Twilight reviews
"It's beautiful isn't? The twilight" Jane and Darcy admire the late afternoon sky during their break. Set after "Thor" and before "The Avengers"
Thor - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Jane F., Darcy L. - Complete
An Open Letter To Sidney Prescott reviews
An open letter from a wannabe killer to Sidney, trying to reason with her. Please R&R.
Scream - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Complete
The Queen of Asgard
"You are the queen of Asgard and you're not supposed to show any weakness". A POV character study of Frigga during the events of Thor.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Frigga - Complete
Dr Banner, I Want To Play A Game reviews
Jigsaw should pick his victims more wisely. Silly summary, half-serious fic. One-shot. My second fic. Please, Read & Review. WARNING: Post Saw 3D. Spoilers.
Crossover - Saw & Incredible Hulk - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Dr. Gordon, B. Banner - Complete
Gotta Kill Em All! reviews
Once in Haddonfield, keep off the tall grass. My first fic.
Halloween - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Complete