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Author has written 3 stories for Cause of Death.

Hiya. My name's Kyanna (Kai-Anna, tee-hee) and I live in England. I'm not gonna put my age, but i'm still in high school.

My favourite TV Shows are Glee, Coronation Street, Eastenders, Criminal Minds, and South Park. :D

Musicwise, I like UB40, Gotye, Aretha Franklin, Queen, Adele, Elton John (haha), Fun, Christina Perri and probably a load more that I can't think of.

I am a vegetarian. But i'm not all hippy 'it's cruel to kill animals and eat them', I mean they're gonna die at some point anyway. I'm also on the verge of becoming an Emic. I don't know if thats spelt right. In case you didn't know it's where there isn't enough iron in my blood.

My favourite games are: Cause of Death (obviously!!), all the tomb raider games, I like some of the resident evil games, Mario, Donkey Kong, Sonic, and temple run. I suppose surviving high school is OKAY.

It really does not take alot to make me cry. Really. I cried when I watched breaking dawn. And yes, I'm a twilight fan, DON'T KILL ME!!! But i'm not all crazy, I just think it's a pretty good film series, I don't love it, and I don't read the books.

My favourite films are: Titanic, all of the Die hards, Angus thongs and perfect snogging, The harry Potter films, The Twilight films, MEAN GIRLS, East is East, Bridesmaids, and The back up plan. Oh, and Forest Gump. And the princess bride.

Right now i'm trying to overcome an obsession with Disney. I have now watched a Disney movie every day for the last two weeks and two days. And counting!

One more thing, I am a Bi-sexual girl. I'm not very open, and only my closest friends and family know about this, but everyone here seems really nice, however, if you are against it, I do not mind, but I do not want any rude comments about homosexuality and bisexuality. Thank you.

So far I only seem to be writing stories about Cause of Death, I don't know if i'll ever write stories about something else, I doubt it, because Cause of Death is just awesome.

Couples I support-

-Maltara

-Klaine

-Kemy

-Romione (I think thats how it's spelt)

-LuigiXPeach

-Sonamy

-Silvase

-EdwardXBella

-Kaira (Whatever means KaiXKara)

-ANTI-OSCTARA FTW

-Am I the only one who thinks that there is a tiny bit of romantic tension between Maria (Yeong) and Amy?? Probably. I just thought of it with Maria being a Lesbian. Which, I love. Amria?

7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children):

1. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

2. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The te acher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

3. A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

4. One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

5. The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

6. A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

7. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

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CoD Bloopers by HopelessRomantic1994 reviews
Kai shows everyone Bloopers from Cause of Death...The TV Show! Hope you like it!
Cause of Death - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,262 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Mal F., Natara W. - Complete
Parenthood by Crimson Endings reviews
After the death of one of her closest friends, Tori Fallon tries to go through life without her. Will her boyfriend help her through it? Or will the boy that treats her the best win in the end?
Cause of Death - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,453 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Mal F., Natara W. - Complete
Mal-a-Kai by Crimson Endings reviews
What happens when Kai handcuffs himself & Mal together & can't find the key?
Cause of Death - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,243 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Mal F., Kai K. - Complete
The Almost Wedding by HopelessRomantic1994 reviews
It's Mal and Natara's Wedding Day; but things don't exactly go according to plan! -Oneshot- I hope you like it!
Cause of Death - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Mal F., Natara W. - Complete
The Next Generation by The Sarcastic Polar Bear reviews
A handful of years have passed. Now it's time to take a glimpse into the lives of their kids. It's the next generation.
Cause of Death - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,740 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012
The Most Ridiculous Fic Ever by The Sarcastic Polar Bear reviews
Mal and Natara thought they had experienced many unusual things. But when a voice starts following them one day, they embark on their most random adventure ever.
Cause of Death - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Natara W., Mal F.
Sweet Love by BreezyFan reviews
My take on the very first days of Mal&Natara's relationship.
Cause of Death - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 23 - Words: 76,767 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Mal F., Natara W. - Complete
Elizabeth by Things in Ink reviews
"A little girl. Nat, you have any names picked out?" "I was thinking of Elizabeth. That was my best friend's name, before she... died." "It's great. Elizabeth Angela Fallon."
Cause of Death - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Mal F., Natara W. - Complete
If thing were different by TIPster-4ever reviews
This is about what would happen if Mal and Nat were together. Lots of fluff and Maltara. I odn't care about what E.A. did, Ken Greene R.I.P is stilla live. I dont own Cause of Death! The only thing that belongs to me will happen later on : changing rating just to be safe with my new chapters. Sorry for the bad summary
Cause of Death - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,165 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Mal F., Natara W. - Complete
Marry Me by PhoebePhorever reviews
Follow Mal and Natara through the proposal, planning, the wedding, and then honeymooning in Hawaii!
Cause of Death - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Mal F., Natara W.
Fairytale Visit by mozzi-girl reviews
Mal and Natara head off to the local children's shelter once more, where they tell a classic tales, with a twist.
Cause of Death - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,179 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Mal F., Natara W. - Complete
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Watch me Daddy, While I grow reviews
My Daddy dosen't want me to grow up, he want's me to be his little Princess forever. But somethings happening to me, Mommy calls it 'Puberty', I'm only eleven. How will Daddy Cope? We've always been close, but will my change effect our relationship? - little story I came up with, hope you like it! Rated T for Cussing and Sorta lemon Sorta .
Cause of Death - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,236 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Mal F., Natara W.
Ask the stars of Cause of Death! reviews
Why does Kai have long hair? How come Mal hasn't manned up and confessed his undying love to Natara? What is Maria's favourite Milkshake? Find out here! Ugh, this sounds like a cheap commercial. What it says on the tin, you can ask the CoD characters anything! Even dead ones! Just another idea I had, Rated M 'cause you can ask whatever you want in the reviews. Hope you likey!
Cause of Death - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012
Wake Up Alone reviews
Amy is cleaning to try to get Ken out of her mind, but how can she when he's the only thing that appears in her dreams. My very first Fan-fic, be nice. Song-fic of 'Wake up alone' by Amy Winehouse.
Cause of Death - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Amy C. - Complete