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Accidental Atonement by IdPattThat reviews
Leah Clearwater considers herself a lost soul and happiness a lost cause. Will community service with the new youth pastor show her that even she deserves a second chance?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 143,534 - Reviews: 1467 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Edward, Leah - Complete
Full Moon Rising by content1 reviews
We had survived the Volturi and were finally able to enjoy life without fear…until new threats arose. These were more sinister than any before,because the most terrifying one came from within me. Sequel to Harvest Moon,my Shimmer Award & OC winning story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 447,282 - Reviews: 2270 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Harvest Moon by content1 reviews
What happens to the Cullen family after the Volturi left. Edward and Bella begin life together and face heartbreak and joy after their lives are irrevocably changed by both joy and loss. 2010 Summer Shimmer Awards - Pawn Award Winner. Twilight OC winner.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 353,248 - Reviews: 1816 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Secret by Duessa reviews
It appears that Edward has dropped something in Bella's bedroom... What will Bella think when she finds it? A romantic comedy, Twilight-style. BxE & rated M for delicious lemons and a bit of foul language... enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 139,126 - Reviews: 1589 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unknown Caller by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 3090 - Favs: 1,897 - Follows: 1,977 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Life Happens, So Just Roll With It by mama4dukes reviews
Five years after the events in New Moon, the Cullens are living in New Hampshire and Edward is finally getting married. During a wild night out on the town, some of the Cullens run into a happy, more confident Bella who only has eyes for our favorite Major.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 554,526 - Reviews: 9222 - Favs: 3,762 - Follows: 2,034 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Unloved Unwanted by content1 reviews
Abandoned by Edward and Jake, Bella runs away, right into the arms of danger and the Volturi. Can her new family help her heal? When the Cullens come back for her, which side will she choose, and who will win her heart in the end?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 249,519 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Bella - Complete
It'll NEVER BE BELLA! by edWaRd'sGiRL0630 reviews
The third installment of a Fangirl's adventures in the Twilight Saga. She doesn't love Jacob, she's not with Edward, her best friends are wrapped up with wedding plans, Marcus and Alec won't leave her alone, and she there's Victoria. She's so screwed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,187 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Edward, Bella
Meredith's Nightmare by AML15 reviews
Set in the future. Meredith and Derek are happily married and have a family together. Everything seems to be perfect. One day, Meredith faces an impossible situation that will forever change their family.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,430 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Meredith G., Derek S. - Complete
Black Crow Island by Lisaslovestories reviews
Who is the betrayer, who is the killer in the crowd? The one who creeps in corridors and doesn't make a sound.. B & friends are on an island, but vaccation turns to nightmare when they are murdered one by one.. Is the killer one of them?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,457 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Edward, Bella
Bella Is Still A Moron by LovingPipersBoys reviews
Another collection of short stories about Bella, Edward and Jacob. Bella is blinded by both men, their charm and what seems like love for her and each other. Poor stupid little Bella. If you like this read The Bella Is A Moron Files as well.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Edward, Jacob
Decoding Costumes One shot by reeserenee reviews
Bella is pregnant, but she hasn't told anyone who the father is, including the father himself. What's the most clever way to tell him...especially if she's not the one who does it? Takes place during Halloween.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,205 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Bella - Complete
Gluttony by Miss Snazzy reviews
A new shop has opened up in Forks. Everyone's excited about Kate Konfections, but Bella knows there's something strange going on and she intends to find out what. AU. Won first place in the Cupcake Wars Contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,175 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Really Matters by Blueking141 reviews
Edward, 24 year old single father, is struggling to support himself and his daughters after some tramatic events in his life. Bella, 25 year old rich girl, has everything handed to her. What happens when they meet? What will they learn from each other? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 209,140 - Reviews: 2445 - Favs: 2,001 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Russian Winter by The Blackness In My Heart reviews
After an argument ends badly, does Edward succumb to metal illness or does he have a brush with the paranormal? All human, extremely out of character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Harvest Moons by content1 reviews
Various reader requests for outtakes from my story Harvest Moon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,085 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009
Here Comes Good Bye by HarryPotterLover2422 reviews
Six couples turned into six families. When six tragedies strike, they turn into six single parents. With each other, can these hurt six manage to find happiness again? What happens if they find more than they bargained for? All human. Hiatus...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,943 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Forces that Break and Bind by evenstar710 reviews
Edward is a Special Forces soldier sent on a rescue mission. Who would have thought that it would bring him face to face with his past. Now, lives are on the line and danger is everywhere, but even that doesn't stop love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,771 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
Sweet Revenge by Jeakat reviews
What happens when Leah finds out that Sam and Emily were together before he imprinted? With both the Cullens and her pack behind her can she get her revenge? Rated T to be safe
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,077 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Leah - Complete
The Scarlet Line by Paimpont reviews
The Cullens finally see a psychoanalyst. Edward is hallucinating - he thinks he's a vampire. What lies behind his bizarre delusions? And what dark secrets are the Cullens hiding? The requested sequel to The Serpent and the Mirror.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,249 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Breaking Dawn and Beyond: The Parody by Annie Cullen xx reviews
*RENAMED* You liked my other parodies. Well, this parody is even funnier! Starting with Breaking Dawn, and leading onto what happens after, with the help a few familiar authors... *UPDATE, WORLD CUP CHAPTER!*
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 14,103 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010
The Serpent and the Mirror by Paimpont reviews
Dr. Dumbledore suspects that Harry's hallucinations about Hogwarts and the Dark Lord hold the clues to a terrible family secret. What are the Potters hiding? And what is Harry's relationship to the shadowy Voldemort? Now COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,805 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 1,354 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Secret Society by sue4442 reviews
Bella and Jacob have been in a long term relationship and Jacob wants to try out something new - hence the secret society and EDWARD CULLEN.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,816 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's STILL NOT BELLA! by edWaRd'sGiRL0630 reviews
A Twilight Fangirl's continued adventures now that time has moved her into New Moon..Checklist: Avoid birthday parties, Jasper, and, most importantly, Jacob Black. With a friend who's still adjusting to vampire powers, what will Sarah do if Edward leaves?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 143,609 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Touch of Sanity by Red Baron A.K.A. Crowley reviews
Anti Twilight. Stoker, the OC who's been mentioned in so many reviews for anti twilight work, makes his first appearance. When Doc an OC Invents a device that lets you travel into books, Stoker naturally plans to destroy Twilight. VIVE LE TEAM STOKER!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,525 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Complete
The Other Forces by evenstar710 reviews
Outtakes from The Forces that Break and Bind. I do not own Twilight or it's characters. Rated M because I'm not sure of everything going here yet.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010
It Takes a Village by CullenLovingMom reviews
This story is written for the Ficawsome Gift Exchange for Jacquel. The Cullens meet an extraordinary woman with five children, all of whom she adopted and have special needs. What happens when she becomes ill and asks the Cullens to raise her children.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,446 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Complete
Crossing Destinies by evenstar710 reviews
What if fate was altered? What if Edward was never changed? What would happen there after. Destiny herself has comes to fix the past and futures of the Cullens and Bella. With the help of a young woman named Cai, things will be set right.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,909 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Complete
What We Learned by Braco Boy reviews
God bless Twilight and the many life lessons it taught us.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Outtakes from Tripod by vampirelover44 reviews
Deleted Scenes, Backstory, and extensions from the original Tripod story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,510 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Jasper, Carlisle
Singularity by Openhome reviews
She woke with no memory and had no maker. All she knew was thirst, and all she brought was death. Yet she had a choice. This is the complete story of Alice from her entry into the asylum to meeting Jasper. It is T for vampire violence, no sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 162,644 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Controlled Burn by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Summary: Bella has always joked about marrying Alice’s much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend’s family, but now he’s all grown up and hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,722 - Reviews: 11318 - Favs: 4,603 - Follows: 2,199 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
Baby Baby! by TeamTwilight26 reviews
COMPLETE! Bella and Edward get an unexpected surprise but Bella keeps it a secret. Will she tell Edward? And if she does tell him what will happen next? Really good! I promise you won't be disappointed! AWARD WINNING! Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 92,041 - Reviews: 2120 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Always With You by Dalia907 reviews
Expansion of the one-shot Always Charmed. Bella and Jasper quickly become inseparable after a chance pairing in a secret Santa exchange at six years old. Life, love and a failing heart aren’t enough to keep them apart. AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,798 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Bella
First Light: An Alternative to Breaking Dawn by Tranquillity Jones reviews
This is an alternative version of Breaking Dawn, picking up straight after the conclusion of Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,375 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Devil's Daughter by JosieandEmmettCullen reviews
Rosalie has always wanted her own baby, so when she finally gets what she wants from Alice's sister Adele, it seems like a dream come true. But Adele is hiding something; something that could affect Rose's baby and curse the Cullens to hell on earth...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 46,662 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Resolutions by Bubbly722 reviews
This is a story about taking risks and finding love.Even if it is forced on you by your pixie roommate,who edited your resolutions,made you cliffdive in december,after you had been drunk the previous night.Yeah, you think your life is crazy, read about me
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,056 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella
Messages by TCD reviews
Takes place during New Moon. What happens if Bella picks up the phone instead of Jake when Edward calls after Rose told him Bella was dead? Will he come back? AU. BxJ/BxE. Rated T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,151 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dark Salvation by kittenmischief reviews
Edward is a surgeon who recently lost a patient due to negligence. Jasper is Bella's therapist who has an unconventional treatment he's willing to try with Edward to pull him out of the downward spiral of depression. Dom/Sub, AH, AU. This is a dark fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 266,754 - Reviews: 5883 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Tripod by vampirelover44 reviews
Tragedy befalls the cullen family when one member falls dangerously ill. A tale of overcoming life's kinks as a family.AH. J/Ed/Emm
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 56 - Words: 213,164 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Jasper - Complete
Tapas at Twilight by Melolabel reviews
Single mom Bella is frustrated with life.She's lost her job and decides to follow her dream of opening her own restaurant. She has a ton of hurdles to overcome including her noisy upstairs neighbor.Can she find success and love along the way?AH,AU canon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 126,256 - Reviews: 2199 - Favs: 1,790 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Secret Life of Emmett Cullen by ebby 7695 reviews
What does Emmett get up to in his spare time? Pay back and Hilarious material promised. I did not write the Twilight Series, it is Specifically Stephanie Meyers Series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 67,011 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Emmett, Edward
The End of My World by writerchickidee reviews
It wasn't the end of the whole world, just hers. Speedy/Raven. Character Death. Oneshot.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Raven, Speedy - Complete
Whatever the Lady Wants by einfach mich reviews
Edward and Bella have been dating for three months, but they are experiencing issues. Bella thinks that her ex-boyfriend might be able to help. Will her decision make or break their relationship? AH AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,728 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8711 - Favs: 14,182 - Follows: 2,939 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete