QueenTigris
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Author has written 31 stories for X-Men: Evolution, Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, Teen Titans, and Naruto.

My Pen name: No, I was not trying to spell "Tigress." I meant "Tigris," as in the Tigris and Euphrates-- it's pronounced "Tee-gris." This is really a remnant of my 12 year old self, from so many years ago, so I can't really remember why I wanted this name. However, at the time, I'm sure I was trying to make an allusion to the dependence of the Mesopotamians to the two rivers on either side of them, the Tigris and Euphrates. In times without irrigation, they had to depend on the nutrient-rich flood waters from their two volatile rivers. However, unlike the Nile, the Tigris and Euphrates do not flood regularly once a year. Sometimes they would flood more than once a year, and sometimes they wouldn't flood at all. This could destroy crops and entire towns, if care was not taken. It was the luck of the draw really, a good year, and Mesopotamia would flourish, a bad year and they would flounder in flood or drought.

Thusly, I am QueenTigris. I am a fickle mistress.

Obsessions: Yaoi, writing, reading, poetry, video games, sleeping... and stuff

Favorite Motto: The man that knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused.

2nd Favorite Motto: The optimist always sees a green light, whereas the pessimist always sees a red light; the truly wise man is color blind.

Favorite Quote: “The young always have the same problem – how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have solved this problem by defying their parents and copying one another.” -Quentin Crisp

Favorite Fan Genres:

I used to write a lot of Artemis Fowl and Harry Potter stuff. Then I got bored.

Now I'm in an inescapable Naruto rut. Seriously, I can't stop.

Favorite Characters: (for the sake of not spending an hour writing this list, I'll limit it to the top few)

Artemis Fowl (from the book by Eoin Colfer)

Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter)

Raven (Teen Titans)

Uzumaki Naruto (from Naruto)

Dr. Gregory House (from House, M.D.)

Kurt (from Glee)

Absolute Favorite Character (Possibly for All Time):

Sabaku no Gaara (Naruto)

Pairings:

(Current Favorite) Naruto / Gaara (Narugaa or Gaanaru suits me. Yes, according to the typical seme/uke format I consider Naruto to be the best seme for that relationship. It's the awesomest thing ever. If you don't believe me, go read "Triptych" by AmberRose (on AFF). It proves, through logic and the laws of the yaoi world, which aren't necessarily logical, that Gaara is the hottest, most adorable, most commanding uke that ever existed. So, by process of elimination that leaves Naruto the seme.)

Kakashi / Iruka (both from Naruto)

Draco / Hermione (Harry Potter) (I don't see why so many people don't get this pairing. In my opinion, it is far more plausible and more interesting than the following pairing.)

Draco / Harry or Harry / Draco (I don't really have a preference of who the seme and uke is here, it all depends on how the story is written)

Draco / Artemis (Thanks to an unexpectedly brilliant crossover I've read recently. I don't know how-- but it works.)

Also, to keep this list short, I'll stop here since those are the only really important pairings for me.

Notes:

Lee / Gaara makes me laugh, then gives me nightmares.

Gaara / Lee just plain gives me nightmares.

Sasuke / Naruto or Naruto / Sasuke... I'll read it, but only if it's REALLY well written. I can't stand it after prolonged periods of time. In my opinion, Sasuke's just not the right one for Naruto, and making Naruto like Sasuke beyond friendship or even brotherliness is hard for me to see. It just doesn't add up for me. Besides, Gaara is so much more awesome. If you want a psychopath who can empathize with Naruto, don't look at stupid Sasuke who would throw away everything that Naruto wants, look to Gaara, who really IS crazy in an awesome voices-are-telling-me-to-do-bad-things-way AND the best thing to happen to ukes in a long time.

Randomity:

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 29831 - Favs: 16,150 - Follows: 14,362 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
You'll Be in My Heart by Seito reviews
AU! No Spoilers. At the age of 18, Tadashi Hamada just became an orphan and a new father to his three year old little brother Hiro. New chapters now being added.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,690 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Hiro Hamada, Tadashi Hamada
Eibetsu by Fairytale Warrior reviews
Alive!Tadashi- Feeling unchallenged by his mandatory introductory classes at SFIT Hiro takes on more than he can chew and falls into a sick abyss of illness. Now he has to participate in a deadly battle against pneumonia on top of a chronic inflammation and no amount of his robotic ingenuity will pull him free. Is Tadashi prepared to get his brother back when Yokai joins the fray?
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,249 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Aunt Cass, Baymax, Hiro Hamada, Tadashi Hamada - Complete
Five Alarm Death March by Becky Blue Eyes reviews
Because despite Tadashi being a good person, Hiro is his baby brother, his otouto, and grief can do savage things to the gentle mind. Dark AU, multiple character deaths, implicit gore. SPOILERS FROM BIG HERO 6
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,749 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 11/9/2014 - Baymax, Hiro Hamada, Professor Callaghan, Tadashi Hamada - Complete
Salt Water by VanillaSpiders reviews
AU. Sequel to Fathoms Below. The cure for anything is salt water. Sweat, tears, or the sea. Phantom needs to learn more about humans if he's ever going to keep Danny, and Danny can't shake a sinking feeling that something is wrong. As Phantom spends his days growing closer with his boy, something in the depths is moving. And that something is worse than anything they've ever faced.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,902 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Danny F. - Complete
Reflections of Us by Caranina reviews
The first time Naruto sees Gaara, he sees himself reflected in those eyes as they stared through the window. GaaNarGaa with some Kaka/Iru. yaoi.This story is rated M for a reason!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 158,347 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Through Fox's Eyes by Dhampir reviews
Naruto was 'abandoned' at the age of five and only survived because of Kyuubi's instincts. Eight years later, Sasuke stumbles across him and brings him back to Konoha, but will he be able to cope with society after eight years of solitude? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,484 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 2/11/2005
The Dead, the Broken, and the Living by Kitsune Heart reviews
Ever since Holly and Artemis met, their lives have been entwined. This does not guarantee a happy ending. One event in their lives, following three paths, could mean the difference between horror, adventure, and romance. Enemies, friends, and lovers.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Thing Is by TSylvestrisA reviews
The problem with living with Sherlock, John thought, was that you never, ever knew the significance of anything. Like your flatmate's nose buried in your hair. While you're in bed. Eventual Johnlock. COMPLETE
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,629 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Fathoms Below by VanillaSpiders reviews
AU. Danny Fenton does not believe in sea monsters and merpeople until of course, he sees one. Ghost hunting sounds like a much better job for his parents, but then again what does he know. And the merman nicknamed Phantom just doesn't seem to know what to make of him. complete
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,707 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Danny F. - Complete
Monarch or Monster? by CoronaIgnis reviews
Pariah Dark rules again, but not without opposition. It's up to Danny and Danni to restore order to the Ghost Zone while also dealing with the legal situation in the Human World. Book 3 of the A.N.I.E.L. Files.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,587 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Danny F., Pariah D.
Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5094 - Favs: 5,023 - Follows: 2,932 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Spirited Away by CoronaIgnis reviews
Verb, past tense. Meaning: "To be abducted by supernatural entities." In this case, those entities would be wizards, and their abductee is none other than the very annoyed Danny Fenton.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,522 - Reviews: 1628 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Danny F. - Complete
Pantomime by Niko reviews
Sequel to "Time Signature". John's life is not only in danger but caught in a delicate balance between love, friendship, and his own desires. A supporting character in his own life's story, it may already be too late to affect his life's course.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,160 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Runaway Love by Urchin of the Riding Stars reviews
Oneshot. You might run away from home, but then again, you can't necessarily stop a new one from hurtling after you. DannyxVlad Fatherson.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Danny F., Vlad M.
At Your Service by faithwood reviews
COMPLETED. Hogwarts students are in danger; Harry is determined to save them all. There's only one thing he knows for certain: Draco Malfoy is somehow involved. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. Mature content. Daily updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 99,351 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sealed with a Kiss by faithwood reviews
Harry Potter will fall in love with the first person who kisses him. Draco knows what he must do. A Christmassy Hogwarts kissy fic, this. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48,507 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 125 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
One Small Kindness by DigitalTart reviews
Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 2,811 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Please explore my love's endurance and stay by Nightengale reviews
As he looks at John's expression, Sherlock realizes this is not like the other times – John annoyed, John frustrated, John bothered, John angry with his apparent lack of empathy. This time is different, this time is hurt; Sherlock has genuinely hurt John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Doggy Door by goodgollymolly reviews
Blaine tries to surprise Kurt by sneaking into the Hudmel house, but his plan goes awry. Oneshot!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Kith and Kin by CoronaIgnis reviews
When Jack and Maddie let slip that they've experimented with ghost hybrids, Team Phantom is determined to learn everything they can about the project. The only problem- they don't like where it's headed. At all.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,754 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Shoelaces by AquilusNyx reviews
Puck's sexuality crisis wasn't his fault. It wasn't even Hummel's. It was his shoelaces. Seriously. PUCKURT Three-shot. Smut Ahoy!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,241 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Make a Map by liftedlorax reviews
After an Auror mission gone wrong, Harry finds himself stranded on an island, where his only companions are a mute house-elf, a prickly owl, and an insufferable git. Roughly based on the story of Odysseus and Calypso from Homer's Odyssey. H/D, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35,198 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Marginal Notes by Blame Brampton reviews
When you're 18, and nothing is as it was meant to be, sometimes it can be hard to let the right people know what you are thinking. Thankfully, Draco Malfoy owns a quill.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,692 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Atonement by SomethingBlue42 reviews
After Lord Voldemort’s victory, Hermione Granger is bought by Draco Malfoy, the Dark Lord’s most trusted servant. The longer she stays at Malfoy Manor the more she comes to learn that while Malfoy is vicious and unrelenting, not everything is as it seems.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,017 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Irritation by Lexical Item reviews
The psychiatrist spoke. "You might as well help yourself to a book, as it is your time that we're wasting." "You don't consider this a waste of your time?" Artemis enquired. "Oh no," the psychiatrist replied offhand. "I'm getting paid."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,855 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
On Fingers Broken Long Ago by liftedlorax reviews
After a ten year absence, Harry returns to his old life in England to find Draco Malfoy at the center of it. A tale of rekindling old flames, unlikely inter-House alliances, angry Hufflepuffs, and medical mysteries ensues. H/D, EWE, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,983 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14259 - Favs: 7,283 - Follows: 5,524 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Saving Draco Malfoy by Dayspring reviews
SLASH H/D . While the Wizarding world waits for Harry Potter to save them, Draco Malfoy decides to save himself. This story was written in 2005.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 100,410 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
And:Reboot by Silentz reviews
I have a condition. I’m going to forget everything. I’m going to forget you. And there’s nothing you can do about it. NaruGaara. Yaoi. AU. 3-Part-fic. Sequel included.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 69,870 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Little Red Courgette by Blame Brampton reviews
Draco Malfoy's postwar career as a Ministry functionary has been a slow progression upwards in the world. So it seems profoundly unfair that it should all be thrown into disarray by a combination of undersized vegetables and the disillusioned Head Auror.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,928 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Rational Intercourse by AnihyrMoonstar reviews
A story in which Artemis learns there is nothing rational about intercourse. Plot? What plot? Butler/Artemis, SLASH
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,251 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Lonely Moon by eleventy7 reviews
More than a decade after the Battle, Harry returns to Hogwarts as a professor and discovers a student with a familiar face and an unexpected past. HPDM. Compliant with everything except DH epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,754 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 2,623 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10264 - Favs: 12,507 - Follows: 5,136 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
In The Closet by Lli reviews
Just think of all the things one can keep in closets: brooms, boots, skeletons, sexualities, dirty clothes, the possibilities are endless, really... This is me jumping on the drabble-wagon.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 100 - Words: 33,357 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
You Stole The Sun by hearmelaugh reviews
Wolfram was kidnapped by a foreign king, but the demons are struggling to retrieve him. Mikael and Yuuri bicker, Wolfram decides to live for himself, and Murata has his fingers crossed for Shibuya and the blond. Yuuri admits, Wolfram replies. The End.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 93,357 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Wolfram vB. - Complete
Aftermath by Ashen Skies reviews
War leaves everyone hurting, but when your greatest wound is not only unseen but self-inflicted, how will you heal? Naruto is looking for an answer, but it may already be too late… -NaruGaa-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,090 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Perspective by Uchiki na Kage reviews
A oneshot collection: Kakashi and the others discover somethings that seem to put everything about Naruto in a different perspective.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,225 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 1,442 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Devil's in the Details by Nenena reviews
A collection of four short stories about one old house. In which there is balance, baking, ghosts, and a passing of the torch. Pairing: Liz/Kid/Patti OT3ness.
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,177 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Death The Kid, Elizabeth T./Liz - Complete
Catalyst by Boyue reviews
When he got together with Naruto, Gaara knew it won't be anything serious. But it didn't mean he doesn't take it seriously. So why does he feel so perplex when someone unexpectedly comes into his life? -NaruGaa/AU- COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,965 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Jinchuuriki by Picklesticks reviews
Naruto and Gaara are the only ones left who understand.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Dark Soul by Shi-koi reviews
Crossover - Naruto & Stargate - No Pairings - Sequel to 'Sand Walker' - Set after the fight at the Valley of the End, and before the beginning of Naruto Shippuuden. This is one vision of Gaara's journey to be human. Now completely AU.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,791 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Gaara
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 2,215 - Follows: 1,921 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
The Day Temari swore off underwear by Edlama reviews
Temari can't find her favorite pair of knickers. It shows up on a VERY unexpected place. Sandsib fic, Crack,Cross-dressing, mentions of ShikaTema, mentions of NaruGaa
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Carnal Attraction by SerenNoir reviews
Gaara can't help the way he feels around the kitsune. How can Naruto make his socially reclusive friend realize that he needs to learn the art of discretion? Oh, and that he's not gay.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,153 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
My Brother, My Secret, Myself by Sakon76 reviews
The Hitachiin twins have a secret they don't want anyone to know. Rated M for slight Hitachiincest.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,803 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Possession by demonicnargles reviews
Kyuubi takes advantage of a unique opportunity and possesses Naruto's body. Can the demon cope with a mortal's body? What will happen when Naruto resurfaces? Not a great description, but please read this. Longer chapters starting on 19! Now complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,252 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
Crossing the Canal by MushroomAnn reviews
Harry is trying to find himself, and Draco is trying to hide away. An unexpected meeting in Amsterdam teaches them that the past is nothing but water under the bridge, and that sometimes, what you need most is just a bit of bad luck. SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,042 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
An Inconvenient Truth by Maybe the Moon reviews
Wilson lends Cuddy a hand and reveals something about himself in the process. House proceeds to freak out. Contains gratiutous SkeeBall. Slash, if you squint.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,840 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 59 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Naruto: The Garden by MountainWind reviews
A single blossom can hold generations of seedlings, but it was a solitary flower that drew her there, to the borderlands between heaven and hell. A tale of two lovers and a curious watcher. M for language and sexual situations NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,818 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
The Undeserved Hardships of Draco Malfoy by Bullied reviews
It was all an accident, helping that annoying Potter! But now the wizard extraordinaire, Draco Malfoy, is in a bind. He’ll need all of his intelligence, his wits, his looks and his sneers just to make it through Hogwarts! Slash DM!HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 88,130 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Breaking the Music by FlightAngel reviews
Being in love with your best friend stinks. Being in love with your best friend who is in love with your OTHER best friend stinks even more. Gaara, high school, and the haunting of his past. Gaanaru Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 142,765 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
A Fox and a Shark Walk into a Bar by Gigabomb reviews
AU In a universe where Itachi and Kisame succeeded in capturing Naruto, an Akatsuki delegation is sent to Konoha to negotiate a treaty in the midst of war. The only problem is, everyone in Konoha thinks Naruto is dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 158,746 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Naruto U.
Hinata's Little Black Book by PurpleMoon3 reviews
The real reason Hinata taps her fingers together, why Naruto loves ramen, and Itachi's only weakness. A collection of random stories slightly on the dark side of humor. Not for cannon fanatics. Now with Spiffy quotes at the begining of each chapter...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,102 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Full Moons and Diplomats by Kyoui-chan reviews
Diplomatic relations may be hard to maintain when one is in heat. Gaara's visit to Konoha has the worst timing possible. Or the best. [NaruGaa. Twoshot.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,901 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Spontaneous Lust Spells by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Draco's potion leaves Harry lusting him in the most inconvenient of times. HPDM slash oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 3,652 - Follows: 364 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Fire and Sand by Ayien reviews
100 drabbles on the GaaraNaruto relationship, done for fanfic100.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 16,937 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Working out the Paradox by chayron reviews
Complete. Yuuri x Wolfram. The title should speak for itself. The main goal of this fic is to make a completely straight guy fall in love with a boy.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 117,900 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Wolfram vB., Yuri S. - Complete
The child named Demon by Yellow kiwi reviews
Gaara's life is far from normal. His father puts him through alot of pain, while his siblings try to ignore that fact. But when Gaara meets the new kid in school things start to change. For the better or worse? Read and find out. Yaoi, NaruGaara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,663 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Prophetic Resolution by iamanevilgenius reviews
When Draco Malfoy decides to join the Light Side,the Golden Trio and Co., find out that there are a lot disturbing about him. For one thing, is he gay? A girl? Bisexual? Straight? And, more importantly, is Dumbledore really dead? Strong T! 1ST FANFICTION!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,185 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Lies by H.E. Gray reviews
It's nearly pathetic how easy it is to fool a village full of ninjas. Iruka lies so much that he can hardly remember the truth. ONESHOT, SLASH.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 82 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
Sleepless by Erisabesu reviews
Gaara doesn't sleep, but it's not always Shukaku's fault. [NarutoGaara] Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Shadow Clones in Hell by void star blade reviews
Orochimaru has died. and found out why the shadow clone tech was banned.Crack fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Orochimaru, Naruto U. - Complete
Faint by hyperthermophile reviews
It takes the ultimate sacrifice for people to realize that maybe, just maybe, Naruto isn't the demon they thought he was. Too bad that realization came too late to save him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Wit's End by zarah joyce reviews
Draco Malfoy and sex were two completely irrelevant, unrelated terms... or at least, that was what Hermione Granger thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Prove the Pervert Wrong by KyuubiMan reviews
Jiraiya is disappointed that Naruto is still determined to retreive Sasuke, and refuses to train him unless he changes his mind. Naruto, being as hardheaded as ever, is unwilling to give up, meaning that he has to train himself.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 120,055 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 1,734 - Follows: 1,547 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Naruto U.
Contemplating Orange by serenphoria reviews
Uzumaki Naruto never understood his affinity to orange. [Color speaks when words cannot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 80 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
For All Eternity by NT aka Aku-chan reviews
The scariest thing isn't a monster or demon.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
A Shinobi's Guide to Puberty by desolate butterfly reviews
[NarutoGaara pairing] The Kazekage has a problem and Naruto is called in to solve it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Trick Stair by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,819 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Deal with Gaara by Notorious George Weasley reviews
Better than the title suggests. GaaraxTheBoys. It's a funny little one piece of how the girls fear gaara and how the boys LOVE him. I recommend you read it. it's kind of hard not to laugh at it. Rated for brief descriptions
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Gaara - Complete
It's Not My Fault! by TypoNumber5 reviews
Itachi tells us what really happened that fateful night... [a rather silly oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Psychosis by Letta reviews
After being captured by Orochimaru, Naruto's unsettling presence affects those around him. Noncrack. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Naruto U., Kabuto Y. - Complete
Garden of Sanctuary by Nes Mikel reviews
AU: Oneshot. An alternate ending to Naruto. The Heavens describe the Garden a peaceful paradise. The Hells describe the Garden a baneful prison. In here... which is it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,149 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 1,458 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 2/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Smiles and Masks by Heosic-chan reviews
Gaara's thoughts on Naruto's smile. Bittersweet.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Diamond by Hakanaki reviews
Only a diamond can scratch another diamond. NaruGaa. Lemon in the background. Reqeust for Gatchan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Oh, What Shall One Do? by The Humble Mosquito reviews
Artemis has his careers interview. 12LH.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Artemis F. - Complete
Parallels by et2brute reviews
GaaNaru. Spoilers for the recent manga chapters. After Gaara's ressurrection Naruto can't sleep the night before they return to Konoha and pays Gaara visit. Mild lime.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 91 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Where the Sand Blows by Imbelossien reviews
[ GaaNaru ] He comes to you for reprieve, because he has to believe he is whole. You beckon to him because that is all that made you whole.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,916 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Who Can You Turn To? by morgannia reviews
New Chapter Uploaded Hermione is devastated by a major shock and her friends aren't around to help, but Draco is there to gleefully pick up the pieces. And this is just the beginning . . . So please read and review
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 120,068 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 2/11/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Misadventures of Draco Malfoy, Ferret by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Snape turns Draco into a ferret for his own protection. He would've been safer with the Dark Lord. HD. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,356 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Confessions of an Insomniac by sharingank reviews
Who said redheaded homicidal maniacs can't keep a journal? Sand Siblings craziness. Possible manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,877 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005
Divine Humiliation by zarah joyce reviews
You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,508 - Reviews: 1781 - Favs: 1,760 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
First Everything by Ho-sama reviews
Yaoi. NaruGaa. Gaara can't forget Naruto's passionate words. He travels without knowing he is in search of him. [COMPLETED]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,194 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Keys to Diplomacy by Letta reviews
Naruto enjoys the perks of being Hokage when the Kazekage visits for a diplomatic meeting. NaruGaa ONE-SHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/13/2005 - Complete
Dare from Hell by Aznyx reviews
(COMPLETED) (AU) (Story told in Hermione's P.O.V) Insanity overwhelmed me as I accepted that ridiculous challenge, who knew one little thing can erupt into something so big? My first DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,167 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Not Heaven by Anria reviews
Naruto is sent on a mission to the Hidden Sand. There, he meets Gaara once more. (Spoilers for up to manga chapter 246; goes AU after that.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,627 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/15/2005
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2636 - Favs: 6,258 - Follows: 399 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Tanuki Ugly by cneko2 reviews
Uzumaki Naruto wakes up in bed. Just not alone in bed. Wacky morning after hijinks ensue. NaruGaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/9/2004
Coffee Beans and Jenga Pieces by firefly reviews
Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
The Family Name by Elbereth in April reviews
Artemis-Harry Potter Crossover. Artemis learns he is a wizard. Put one unethical child genius in Hogwarts and watch the schemes and rivalries unfold. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 92,631 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Draco M., Artemis F. - Complete
One Bish Two Bish Nude Bish Rude Bish by Angrybee reviews
When Tohma comes to confront Shuichi about his growing indecency problem on stage, he finds that Shu has sworn off clothes complete. Rating for sexual innuendo and language.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2004 - Touma S., Shuichi S. - Complete
Family of Demons by cneko2 reviews
After ten years of Konoha enforced exile, Naruto returns home. PG-13 for language and light GaaNaru COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,568 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/29/2004 - Published: 12/17/2003 - Complete
Fatal Miscalculation by Roz reviews
AU ending to Eternity Code What if Artemis misjudged Jon Spiro’s attitude? What if Spiro discovered the iris-cam earlier? What if everything went wrong? impliled death scene
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,364 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2004 - Complete
Once Upon A Thyme by zensho reviews
COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,201 - Reviews: 3135 - Favs: 4,025 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Love You by child-prodigy reviews
Ok, this title actually relates to the poem quite a bit so it's not just some random corny thing I came up with. Artemis/Holly. It's good. You should read it....seriously. (Artemis POV.)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/14/2003
Silver to Rust by Stardust Firebolt reviews
Memories can be so painful. In Angeline Fowl’s case, they brutally dragged her down into an abyss of insanity. And that insanity adversely affected her son’s life forever. Alternate Universe - what could have happened if Holly hadn’t cured Angeline.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,266 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/17/2003 - Published: 2/24/2003
Draco In Darkness by plumeria reviews
Following an accident in his seventh year, Draco loses his eyesight. After Harry elbows his way into Draco's dark world, both boys find themselves in a strange new friendship, and they each learn new ways to see each other … and themselves. [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,959 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 2,087 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 3/31/2003 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Singular Day by InterNutter reviews
There are some things I can't avoid, and giving my fave characters a childhood is one of them ^_^ Days in the life of our favourite fuzzball. Chapter 20 at long last!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,450 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/26/2003 - Published: 5/10/2002
Petrified by Serpentina reviews
One night, while Hermione was petrified, Draco Malfoy sneaked into the hospital wing...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Reale Liebe by InterNutter reviews
30 at last! Rated for some violence and language. The continuing saga of a blue fuzzy elf and his search for true love ^_^ Now accepting suggestions for the next chapters...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 48,619 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/13/2002 - Published: 8/18/2002
A Twist of Fate by Stardust Firebolt reviews
What if Holly's father had never died? As a sinister plan unfolds, Holly finds herself tangled in a web of lies and betrayal. Then when she finally thinks she's made the right choice, she finds herself back to square one. (Completed)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 81,005 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/5/2002 - Published: 9/12/2002 - Complete
Tormented Musings by Eleida reviews
Happily married and settled in the underground, Holly muses about the death of Artemis Fowl. -I was sick today, so I stayed home from school and wrote another semi-chapter type thing...-
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/12/2002 - Published: 9/8/2002
Out of the Darkness by InterNutter reviews
AU seen in TTWY. Kurt Darkholme falls in love with Kitty Pryde. Is this the end of the Brotherhood? Complete fic!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,913 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Published: 1/20/2002 - Complete
Mein Tuefel by InterNutter reviews
AU seen in TTWY. Kitty the Demon Slayer gets an unlikely ally. Rated for violence and sexual references. Complete Fic! Fixed a minor error. Sorry!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,504 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2002 - Complete
Be Sure Thy Sins... by InterNutter reviews
Events surrounding Kurt's first use of his power catch up with him. Rated for references to experimentation on Mutants and harsh language. Complete fic!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,611 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2001 - Complete
Through These Broken Memories by InterNutter reviews
Kurt loses his memory in a scuffle with the Brotherhood. Mayhem ensues. Rated for violence and elf-torture. Completed fic!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,437 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2001 - Complete
Irresistible Poison by Rhysenn reviews
**Chapter 9 is up!** Harry/Draco slash. Poison doesn't always bring death -- Draco learns that there are other ways to suffer and live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 78,080 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 9/28/2001 - Published: 1/28/2001
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A Political Arrangement reviews
Hokage is just out of Naruto's reach, and to take that last step he must... marry Gaara? And since when does the ability to make babies-human or not-make you a girl? Naruto doesn't quite understand this, but he does know Gaara looks sexy in a dress. mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,517 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 5/19/2008 - [Gaara, Naruto U.]
Boys' Night In reviews
It's Naruto's birthday, and Gaara takes this chance to try on something new for his special someone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2009 - [Gaara, Naruto U.] - Complete
Rinse and Repeat reviews
War changes everyone and thing it touches. Even the most surprising ninja cannot escape unscathed, especially when he has lost everything to it. However, he has a chance to get it all back again. Can he overcome fate the second time around? Past NaruGaa.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,545 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Naruto U.
The Faces We Make reviews
Gaara is still learning. He knows what he wants to say, but it will still be a while before he finds the words. It's okay, though, as Naruto knows what's on his mind. PWP-ish, fluffy and smutty.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2008 - [Gaara, Naruto U.] - Complete
Fish in a Jar reviews
Kankurou keeps wondering why his pets keep disappearing, and he sets out to find out why. With the help of a camcorder, and in the face of his sister's complaints, will he find out the culprit? Crack. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Behind the Sun reviews
Naruto goes nutso thanks to a rampant fox demon in his mind and goes cannibal on his fellow ninja. Gaara, the sole person who understands what Naruto is going through, does his best to stand by him. New Chapter: Recovery. NaruGaaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,561 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 3/19/2007 - [Naruto U., Gaara]
Morning Surprise reviews
Temari wakes up with an unexpected little insomniac in her bed. And he doesn't want to leave. Post "Save Gaara" Arc. Family bonding.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Just Sticking to the Rules reviews
Kankurou is terrified when he walks in on Gaara in the bathroom. Then he tries to give his little brother The Talk after seeing what Gaara is up to. Not the smartest idea. KankyGaarGaar brotherliness.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
A Nightly Friend reviews
A series of oneshots that revolve mainly around Gaara and Naruto and a loose, nonexistant time line. NEW CHAPTER: Pandachan makes a new friend and Gaara discovers a new hobby. Hints of NaruGaa, etc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,811 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Firefly in a Jar reviews
The battle for normalcy and acceptance isn't only Gaara's. His siblings are struggling, too. These are the thoughts and feelings of Temari as she deals with the problem of the brother that she never had a chance to love.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Never Bet Against a Lucky Bastard reviews
Gaara made the mistake of losing, now he must pay the price as Naruto flaunts his bragging rights. Not yaoi. Unless you think that way. Behold, Kankurou has yet another sexual identity crisis.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Boy's Night Out reviews
It's a little late for Gaara's birthday, but he'll love it anyway. Temari is the mastermind behind the best birthday gift Gaara's ever received, and the consequential sexual identity crisis of her oldest little brother. GaaNaru. Oneshot. Crack!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/18/2007 - [Gaara, Naruto U.] - Complete
Betrayed reviews
Naruto betrays himself, breaking his own promise to himself and all of Konoha that he would be Hokage someday. Hints of SasuNaru. Rated for angsty themes, just to be safe. Sasukecentric. ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just A Little Advice reviews
Robin goes to Raven for advice on what to do to get Star to notice him. A mysterious wanderer comes to town, and that's not all that comes to town. The drama of Raven's past, the love of Robin and Starfire, and the tragedy and danger of Raven's future...
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,152 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 3/20/2004 - Raven, Robin
The Star Crossed reviews
Draco Malfoy is afraid. He is also a selfish, slimy git. Since birth he has been expected to rise into the ranks of the Death Eaters. But children don't always do what they're told. A tale of the tragic, of the destined, and of one hot antihero.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Inside Out reviews
DracoHermione. The new DADA teacher is someone very unexpected... and Draco is VERY unhappy about it. When Hermione overhears a short conversation, her suspicions arouse and she takes action to find out what is going on. CHAPTER FOUR UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,029 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/25/2005 - Published: 1/16/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Judgment reviews
An AH story. Artemis regains his memories. But not from Mulch Diggums. From someone else, a strange girl who tends to disappear right when you're having a conversation with her. She can see the future, but when Arty misinterprets one of her fortellings...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/3/2003 - Published: 12/1/2003
A Reunion of Old Friends reviews
A Kitty/Kurt story! Yay! Kitty married Lance but is now divorced. Now a reunion is planned for the old members of the X-Men team. Kitty and Kurt parted ways a while ago, and Kitty is wondering if Kurt is still single...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,629 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/15/2003 - Published: 1/20/2003
The Hunter Cannot Be Caged reviews
Okies, summary... Arty's memories are starting to come back to him, he meets a girl. Then Artemis gets mixed up with this girl and then the vampyrean slave trade. review please
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2003
Thy Ancient Kin Forgotten Not reviews
Arty meets a girl at a birthday party his parents throw for him, but he never has the time to get to know her since he is kidnapped the same night. At this time a little war is going on in the underground, and the LEP is having a bit of trouble.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,606 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2003
Crouching Secrets, Hidden Memories reviews
Artemis Fowl has lost his memories, first the mind-wipe now a car crash. A secret enemy of old wishes to take advantage of this vulnerable time. It isn't Koboi, Spiro, or the Mafia, it is an evil power far higher. CHAPTER 6 UP!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,974 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/3/2003 - Published: 1/28/2003
A Walk Through Shadows reviews
Someone wants Artemis and his family dead. But why? This is a secret Artemis's parents have been keeping from him, and to Artemis's surprise Mr. and Mrs. Fowl know more about his crime life than he thought. AH
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/2/2003 - Published: 8/30/2003
Words of Mind, Soul, and Heart reviews
The next poem is up! This one is from Holly's POV. It is set after the Eternity Code. It sort of goes with the first poem, so make sure you don't skip that one! Review please!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/8/2003 - Published: 5/11/2003
Malasha's Evil Basement Talk Show reviews
You know, I only just realized that I am sort of parodying my own fic. Weird. Anyone who read 'Crouching Secrets, Hidden Memories' will know Belle who happens to come into this fic. Weird and random humor, lots of plushies, and also a tuna sandwhich.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/2/2003
Annoying, Hilarious, and Down Right Weird Emails reviews
First chapter is a little peek into Artemis's inbox and second chapter is the chat room! I think I'll start the next chapter real soon! Enjoy everybody! And don't forget to review! Because I do so LOVE reviews!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,688 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/23/2003 - Published: 3/11/2003
Plumbing the Darkness reviews
Artemis finds a network of underground tunnels beneath the Manor. But what he doesn't know is that an evil creature waiting there, waiting for the day it will be freed and can take the world in its evil claws once again. Does the world have a chance?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2003
One with the Moon reviews
Something has drastically changed in Artemis. Fairies exist, so why not werewolves? And guess who just got bitten by one? You guessed it, Artemis Fowl. Now things are going to start to rapidly change for Artemis so fast he can't handle it. R&R!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,221 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/19/2003 - Published: 2/7/2003
Searing Flames and Wolf's Eyes reviews
Two years after a tragedy Artemis, Butler, Holly, Root, Mulch, and Foaly are separated from eachother. The Earth has been turned into a desolate wasteland by the creatures that attacked it. Are old evil enemies still around along with the Fowl Crew? Will
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2003
Dark Pasts that Cannot be Escaped reviews
Staring the Fuzzy Man! This story will show you a much more serious side of Kurt. When he thought he never had to kill anything again he was wrong. His wonderful life at the Institute twists around to be a living nightmare faster than Kurt thought. R&R!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/25/2003 - Published: 1/24/2003
The New Girl reviews
Romance for my fav. character! Kurt! The Fuzzy Man falls in love with the new girl on the X-Men team. She has fur, a tail, and pointy ears just like him! What are the abilities of this mysterious girl? CHAPTER 3 UP!! R&R plz!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/19/2003 - Published: 1/11/2003
Bad Memories reviews
Kurt romance story. What was it like for Kurt back in Germany? What sort of friends did he have? Chapter 2 UP!!!! READ ME!!! REVIEW ME!!!!!!!!!!!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/11/2003 - Published: 12/29/2002
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