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Author has written 14 stories for Danny Phantom, Rise of the Guardians, and Supernatural.
Hey there dudes and Gal's!!!
Welcome to my Page!!!
here's the link to my tumblr
If your a fan of my stories or hell you just want to chat about a certain fandom look it up!! though I am new at it, so forgive me if my posting there is sorta slow...
Oh and of course my lovely stories are at the very bottom of the page for any of you new FF members.
Now some things about me:
My favorite colors= Green, silver, black, purple, white.
My favorite T.V. shows= Smallville ( you should know that, it's part of my pen name!!), Danny Phantom (Also-Sort of- in my pen name) Supernatural (This show is my current obsession, YOU ALL NEED TO WATCH IT!!!) and the last but not least is Arrow ( This show is bad ass, If your into batman you'll like it!!)
Lucky number= 14 (In my Pen Name!!)
Color of hair= Red Brown
Color of eyes= Green, silver, or blue (They change color depending on what I wear.)
Hight=6ft ( I swear If I here one more "how's the weather up there" remark I'll flip)
Relationship= I am currently in one and a very happy one at that!!
My muses Name is Clarky, (as in superman) Ha ha!! He's a little shy so you'll probably never hear him talk , he usually makes me do all the talking. Though he usually tells my I talk to much and that I tend to ramble. I don't think I ramble though, In fact I thi*Clarky covers my mouth and roles his eyes before shushing me*
Well *Blushing* I guess I was rambling... Heh...
Oh BTW people, I DO NOT OWN DANNY PHANTOM, SMALLVILLE, ARROW, OR SUPERNATURAL!!!!
PS. my updating will be slow because of my busy life!
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SOAP is Trying to return!!!
and the video which caused us to find out about this horrible thing...watch, and spread the word...
POST THIS MESSAGE AS AN UPDATE TO EACH OF YOUR FICS! PM EVERY AUTHOR YOU'VE EVER TALKED TO AND TELL THEM THE MESSAGE! TELL ALL YOUR OFFLINE FRIENDS AND FB FRIENDS! SPREAD THE WORD FAR AND WIDE!
"Fanfiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from scratch after a nuclear apocalypse by a band of brilliant pop-culture junkies trapped in a sealed
bunker. They don't do it for money. That's not what it's about. The writers write it and put it up online just for the satisfaction. They're fans, but they're not silent,
couch bound consumers of media. The culture talks to them, and they talk back to the culture in its own language."
Fandom is focus. Fandom is obsession. Fandom is insatiable consumption. Fandom is sitting for hours in front of a TV screen a movie screen a computer screen with a comic book a novel on your lap. Fandom is eyestrain and carpal tunnel syndrome and not enough exercise and staying up way, way past your bedtime.
Fandom is people you don’t tell your mother you’re meeting. Fandom is people in the closet, people out and proud, people in costumes, people in T-shirts with slogans only fifty others would understand. Fandom is a loud dinner conversation scaring the waiter and every table nearby.
Fandom is you in Germany and me in the US and him in Australia and her in Japan. Fandom is a sofabed in New York, a roadtrip to Oxnard, a friend behind a face in London. Fandom talks past timezones and accents and backgrounds. Fandom is conversation. Communication. Contact.
Fandom is drama. Fandom is melodrama. Fandom is high school. Fandom is Snacky’s law and Godwin’s law and Murphy’s law. Fandom is smarter than you. Fandom is stupider than you. Fandom is five arguments over and over and over again. Fandom is the first time you’ve ever had them.
Fandom is female and fandom is male. Fandom lets female play at being male. Fandom bends gender, straight, gay, prude, promiscuous. Fandom is fantasy. Fandom doesn't care about norms or taboos or boundaries. Fandom cares too much about norms and taboos and boundaries. Fandom is not real life. Fandom is closer than real life.
Fandom is shipping, never shipping, het, slash, gen, none of the above, more than the above. Fandom is love for characters you didn’t create. Fandom is recreating the characters you didn’t create. Fandom is appropriation, subversion, dissention. Fandom is adoration, extrapolation, imitation. Fandom is dissection, criticism, interpretation. Fandom is changing, experimenting, attempting.
Fandom is creating. Fandom is drawing, painting, vidding: nine seasons in four minutes of love. Fandom is words, language, authoring. Fandom is essays, stories, betas, parodies, filks, zines, usenet posts, blog posts, message board posts, emails, chats, petitions, wank, concrit, feedback, recs. Fandom is writing for the first time since you were twelve. Fandom is finally calling yourself a writer.
Fandom is signal and response. Fandom is a stranger moving you to tears, anger, laughter. Fandom is you moving a stranger to speak.
Fandom is distraction. Fandom is endangering your job, your grades, your relationships, your bank account. Fandom gets no work done. Fandom is too much work. Fandom was/is just a phase. Fandom could never be just a phase. Fandom is where you found a friend, a sister, a kindred spirit. Fandom is where you found a talent, a love, a reason.
Fandom is where you found yourself." Hesychasm.
- Lev Grossman
What thoughts I have of you tonight, Dear reader, as your footsteps echo with every step
You watched with wonder as ink drops spill, splashing the pure flat surface beneath you.
Curling into words, ideas, thoughts, stories.
Can you make sense of these strange markings, Dear Reader?
Do they add up? Do you enjoy them? Do they entertain you?
They do? Well Dear reader please continue,
Allow the characters to be as real as you, embrace the setting, and feel the emotion.
Can you do that Dear Reader?
Can you do as I ask?
Oh? You can?
Well…..Then, Dear Reader, allow my imagination to overtake you.
I'm that girl
The one that likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy
The one who always wonders what she did wrong
The one who writes to escape
The one who just wants to help
The one that really wants to make a difference
The one that sticks to her values
The one that refuses to believe that this is it
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow
The one who won't give in
The one won't give up
FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries?
WTH!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read
this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA),
NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), NinjasWillRuleTheWorld (Australia),Shadowtheangel (Sweden), Ice Prince
Hitsugaya (USA), Gaara of the Desert564 (USA), RebeccaUlquiorraCifer23 (USA), TheCursedOne (Colombia), VideoGamingFreak1213 (US) Smallvillephantom14(USA)
You say vampires, I say Angles!!
You say Rob Pattinson, I say Sam winchester!!
You say Bella and Edward, I say Sam and Ruby!!
You say Team Edward, I say TEAM free will!!
You say Bella, I say Ruby!!
You say Jacob, I say Dean winchester!!
You say Jasper, I say Castiel!!
You say Alice, I say Lilith!!
You say Rosalie, I say Meg
You say the wolf pack, I say Hunters!!
You say Emmett, I say Garth!!
You say Carlisle, I say Bobby!!
You say Esme, I say Anna!!
You say Forks, I say The back roads and dark corners of America
You say Twilight, I say... Supernatural
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here's the link for those of you who want to help out!!!
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad Follow her
When she stares at your mouth Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you Grab her and don't let go
When she starts cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you Give her your attention
When she pulls away Pull her back
When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared Protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time Reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands Hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes don't look away until she does
When she misses you she's hurting inside
When you break her heart the pain never really goes away
When she says its over she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin she wants you to read it -
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's butt am I kicking?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303, Thank you people who are nice,AfterDarkHours, OneDreamADay, Psychic_Ghost, DannySamLover20, SmallvillePhantom14
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile and add your name to the list: OneDreamADay, Psychic_Ghost,DannySamLover20, SmallvillePhantom14
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If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile
Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!
Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak
COME TO MY PARTY!
THE TIGHTEST PARTY IN THE WORLD!
I'm throwing a party, there will be a DJ... everyone is invited!
So everyone come, but first read the rest of this bulletin.
Come Kick it at The Biggest Party Ever!
Special Guests: Jesus Christ, God The Father, Featuring: DJ Holy Spirit.
When: When you enter the Gates of Heaven
Where: Kingdom of Heaven
How: Just Ask
Why: Because God Loves You!
...Come As You Are! Bring Nothing but Your Heart and Soul.
98% of Teens Won't Stand Up For GOD...
Repost this if you're one of the 2 who will...
Jesus said, "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my Father."
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Torchwood, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, EriinR, Storms-Are-My-Nature, HaruhixHikaru, McFlyFan101, ronandhermioneareforever, SubspaceDreamer14, Smallvillephantom14,
Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
I live in a world...
Where being normal is too mundane, too boring for a human being...
Where animals talk, and actually have something to say...
Where Christmas is magical, and miracles actually happen...
Where Halloween is brought by a dancing skeleton and a rag doll woman...
Where snow is because of a man with scissors for hands...
Where superheroes protect the innocent...
Where wardrobes have magical worlds inside...
Where wizards and witches are common...
Where owls bring the mail...
Where imagination powers everything...
Where half-god children go on adventures...
Where ghosts are real, and many are friendly...
Where anyone can fly, if the believe...
Where children never grow old...
Where fairies exist...
Where everyone is different...
Where the beds are made for jumping...
Where we spend the day laughing...
I live in a world different from everything, care to join me?
20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:
1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down
2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that
4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso
6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"
7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"
8: Dont use any punctuation
9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking
10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face
11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"
12: Sing along at the opera
13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day
15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'
16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"
17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"
18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"
19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"
20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!
White man: "Colored people are not allowed here."
Black man: "Listen sir, when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up, I was BLACK. When I'm sick, I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun, I'm BLACK. When I'm cold, I'm BLACK. When I die, I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born, you're PINK. When you grow up, you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun, you turn RED. When you're cold, you turn BLUE. And when you die, you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
Post this on your profile if you hate racism!
--Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.
--You laugh at me because I'm crazy, I laugh at you because there's an invisible leprechaun on your shoulder!
--Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that it doesn't matter. You're a mile away from him and you got his shoes!
--Sanity? Why would I want something as useless as that?
--God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherit the Earth!
--I'm not suffering from insanity...I'm enjoying every minute of it!
--We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.
--They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
--Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door.
--Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
-- Dont worry abot the world ending today it's alrady tomarow in some other part of the world!
--I'm not so good with advice. May I offer a sarcastic comment?
--Drive like you stole it!
--Everyday I think people can't get any dumber. Every day I'm proven horribly wrong.
--I didn't escape from the mental ward! Those sirens are a complete coincidence!
--Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
--Never knock on death's door. Ring the door bell and run like heck. He hates it.
--Light travels faster than sound, that's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
--Some people are like slinkies, good for nothing, but they make you smile when you push them down a flight of stairs.
--It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
--It's not PMS...it's you.
--Normal people worry me.
--And to think you are the result of millions of years of evolution!
--There's nothing that can't be fixed with duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.
--Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
--I stopped fighting my inner demons quite some time ago. We're on the same side now.
--I do not have an attitude problem! I have an attitude, but I just can't find a problem with it.
--I'm not mean, I just say what most people keep in their heads.
--I don't need your attitude, I have my own.
--I'm not mean, you're just a sissy.
--You're a great friend. But if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you
--Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid.
--I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.
--Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me.
--That which does not kill me had better run pretty fast!
--Someday we'll look back on all this and crash the car.
--There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
--My Reality Check bounced.
--On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
--I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.
--Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
--Eagles may soar, but wolves don't get sucked up into jet engines.
--The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me" HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!
--I didn't fall for you, you tripped me.
--I am being driven insane. And I must say the scenery is nice.
--Would you like a cookie? So would I!
--"Pardon me while I find a container for my joy."-Debbie of the Wild Thornberrys
--"Of course, you realize this means war."-Bugs Bunny
--You can't make people love you, but you can stalk them until they give in.-Scoop by Rene Gutteridge
--A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
--Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
--The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
--Slinky Escalator = Endless fun
--Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!
--I ran with scissors, and lived!
--If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.
--A day without sunshine is like...Night.
--Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
--Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat. - unknown
--Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
--I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
--Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
--One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
--It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
--Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
--Some people say 'if you can't beat them, join them'. I say 'If you can't beat them, beat them', because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise!
--"If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed."
--Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
--One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
--It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it!
--Most learn by observation. Some learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually touch the fire
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (Not all the time)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (pretty much)
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (All the time)
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..." (LOL yup)
You live off of sugar and caffeine!
People think you're insane. (Most people do but then they meet my friends)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next. (What can I say?)
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. (I Can never think of titles!)
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (almost)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. (I hope i dont!)
People think you have A.D.D. (Yeah...)
You think it's cool to have A.D.D. (YUP!)
You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason!
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. (Nope they still do XD)
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (JK!)
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."
7. My mother taught me IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me WEATHER "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION "Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me: ENVY "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION "Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING "You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me: ESP "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me: HUMOR "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22.My Mother taught me: Genetics "I swear you're just like your father."
23. My Mother taught me about my Roots "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My Mother taught me Wisdom "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My mother taught me about Justice "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"
Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!
This game has a funny/spooky outcome.
Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.
First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.
4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.
5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)
6. Finally, make a wish.
And now the key for the game...
1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
4. You care most about the person you put in 4.
5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...
If you don't it will become the opposite..
If you're like me, then you have a creative process that, for the most part, runs WILD. If your muse often renders your brain like, copy and paste this to your profile.
"In brightest day, in blackest night, No evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil's might, Beware my power: GREEN LANTERN'S LIGHT!" - Possibly the greatest piece of poetry created for comics
"Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for. Because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid." - CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow ( God that is so true!)
Ray: Two in the box! Egon: Ready to go! Peter: We be fast... All: AND THEY BE SLOW!
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx
"Humor is reason gone mad." - Groucho Marx
You people HAVE GOT to see. It's the nuttiest thing I've ever seen!
Even if you can't see him, God is there! If you believe in God, put this in your profile!
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
Fave Superman/Smallvile quotes:
Superman: (Talking to Batman) *Deadpans* "Bruce...Do everyone a favor and BUY a sense of humor."
Dur-El: (Talking to his son Kal-El, before he sends him off the planet.) “You will be different, sometimes you’ll feel like an outcast, but you’ll never be alone. You will make my strength your own. You will see my life through your eyes, as your life will be seen through mine. The son becomes the father and the father becomes the son.”
H.I.V.E Goon: You can't threaten me, Superman! You'd never kill us!Superman: You're right! Taking lives is something I definitely find offensive! But roughing up criminal terrorists a bit doesn't faze me at all!
Batman: He gave me this ring with a kryptonite stone. He said -Superman: I have many enemies who have tried to control me. And I live in fear that someday, they might succeed. If that ever should happen -- If I should ever lose control, There would only be one sure way to stop me.Batman: Do you realize what you're asking?Superman: I do. I want the means to stop me in the hands of a man I can trust with my life.
King of Diamonds: Aren't you going to read me my rights?Superman: See a badge?
Superman: Hello, Ten.
Ten of Diamonds: I was just thinking about you. How--
Superman: You've got a very distinct heartbeat. Erratic breathing. And your kevlar costume squeaks when you walk. Easy sound grouping to pull out of a crowd.
Ten of Diamonds: A crowd of eleven million?
Superman: My hearing's very acute...
Superman: You're much stronger than you think you are. Trust me.
Superman apprehending an arms dealerSuperman: I know it was you who sold those guns to those kids.Arms dealer: I didn't sell them anything.Superman: I can hear your heartbeat. I know you're lying.Superman(Grabbing a gun off the wall): I just saw a young girl looking down the barrel of a gun screaming. She will remember it for the rest of her life.Superman(Firing the gun at the terrified arms dealer then catching the bullet right in front of his face): Now, so will you.
Green Arrow: (internal monologue) For the last victim, we went to Animal Man, the Metal Man, and Mister Miracle. We found nothing. So this time, we go to the top. (he glances at Superman) The very top.
Superman: The killer used a sheep's tongue knot with a Dutch Marine twist.
Green Arrow: How do you know that?
Superman: It's a standard Boy Scout's knot.
Green Arrow: (internal monologue)And in one sentence I can both love and hate the man.
Superman: (Lecturing a rouge hero) "Superman? You'll never be Superman. Because you have no idea what it means to be Superman. It's not about where you were born. Or what powers you have. Or what you wear on your chest. It's about what you do... it's about action."
Superman: 'I heard a child say that he wanted to be in The Elite when he grows up because it would be fun to kill bad guys. Fun to kill... People have to know that there is another way'
Superman:"They seem to have learned little regard for human life...And nothing is more sacred than that."
Superman: In this world, there is right and there is wrong...And that distinction is not difficult to make. The powers we have...The things we do...They're meant to inspire ordinary citizens...Not intimidate them...Not terrify them."
Superman: "The point is: what are you giving back to your community? Every culture that’s come through this country has added something to it."
Superman: "Thats the american way. Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness- and second chances. Those are the Ideas that America was founded on, but it's not just for the people here. It's for everyone.
Superman: "All I know is that we have to try. That's what life is. we Try. We push back against the darkness, even if it's just for a little.
Lex Luther Our story hasn't been written yet, Kal-El. And every villain is only as great as his hero. You see that all relies on you saving us from a coming Apokolips.
Lex: What killed me is you didn't even want it. You fought it, you hid from it. I would have taken it and relished it and embraced it.
Clark: My destiny wasn't yours to take!
Lex: I get that now which is why I've finally embraced my own. You and I, we will both be great men because of each other. We have a destiny together
Clark, only on different sides.
Clark: This is when I would use my super hearing. To listen in on the Marionette voice and see how they operate.
Lois: Right! And a big part of that is the squinty head tilt, yes?
Tess: Being with a hero means accepting that hero's sacrifices.
Lois: That's where you're wrong. Being a hero's wife means never accepting defeat.
Lois: Clark Kent if I wasn't late I'd kick your bulletproof ass right now.
Lois: Are you trying to tell me Connor is the genetic love-child of Clark Kent and Lex Luthor?
Clark: You don't have to say it like that.
Lois: (To Green arrow) In that green getup of yours we're gonna stand out like a hooker in a church.
Lois: Sandwiching your superfriends into the same place as my dad's battalion is a recipe for disaster.
Lois: I know this is gonna sound weird, but it's not what I'm called that should define who I am. It's who I am that should define what I'm called.
Lois: Storage unit? That is so low rent, and so rebel. I LOVE it!
Fave T.V. quotes:
Kitty: Lemme get this straight. Johnny and Skulker just took off for Amity Park to blow off steam because Ember and me had a fight with them?
Bertrand: What do you expect?! You told Johnny his bike wasn't as important as you were. And (turns to Ember) you told Skulker he was a lousy hunter.
Ember: He is! He can't even find the TV remote!
Danny: Why are dreams so important?
Nocturn: Ask's the ghost boy who dreams of the goth girl...
Danny: Aw man, that was private!!
Danny: Bye Vlad! And as a lonely single man in your 40's, might I suggest internet dating? Or a cat!
Jazz: Danny, I don't know why you're mad at me. I'm not the one who trashed the lab blasting imaginary ghosts.
Danny: It was one ghost! And a parrot . . .
Jazz: Was it a ghost and a parrot? Or a projection of your own fears . . . and a parrot.
Danny: (Super Danny) Dueling doppelgängers! Have you lost your half of our mind?
Danny: (Fun Danny) Dude, I'm not the one wearing a bed sheet.
Sam:It's nice up here. Flying's nice. *hits billboard of Ember* Falling stinks.
Tucker: (after Danny wakes up) You passed out. We took you home. You've been asleep for four days!
Danny: Four days?!
Tucker: (laughs) Nah. It's only been a couple of hours.
Danny: (Crawls out of a pile of clothing wearing a dress)
Tucker: Whoo hoo! Take it off! (Sam glares at him) No, seriously, he should take it off. That's weird...
Jazz: (In a singsong voice as she rocks back and forth on the balls of her feet.) We know something they dont know...
Danny: (in a pissed off singsong voice.) I get it, can we let it DIE now!!
Danny : Guys, what's wrong? You look like you've seen a ghost... Or at least, something else scary that we don't see every day.
Tucker: Hmm... I wonder how Dash would feel if he had a frog in his throat?
Danny:(In ghost mode, holding a box of jumping frogs) Or twelve, in his pants!!
Poindexter: You're the bully from where I'm standing!!
Danny: (raises eyebrow) Floating...
Poindexter:(look's at his feet) Floating!!!
Maddie: Danny this is becoming a problem. You're constantly late getting home...
Jack: You're shirking from your chores...
Maddie: Your grades are slipping...
Jack: You're shirking from your chores...
Danny: You already said chores.
Jack: I know, but when you don't do 'em, I get stuck with 'em.
*Dash pulls his underpants out from his jacket and shoves it in Danny's face*
Tucker:I don't know what's scarier, the underpants, or the fact that he carries them around in his coat.
Super Danny: This looks like a job for... THE VACCUM CLEANER!!
Tucker: You really should listen to me, you know. I'm handsome, I'm smart, AND I have a kickin' hat!...
Danny: Great, now I'm crushed by space and guilt. ... Listen Jack- Cool, I just call my dad by his first name!
Danny: You are one crazed up Fruitloop!!
Vlad: #Eye Twitches#
Maddie: And boys, she's single!
Jazz:(Look's at her mother with pure hororr) MOM!!
“Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole.” Dean
“Boy, you put your foot on my coffee table, I’m gonna whack you with a spoon.” Missouri
"I had a crappy guidance counselor." Sam
“I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.” Dean
“My name is Dean Winchester. I ‘m an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach and frisky women. And I did not kill anyone.” Dean
Sam: "Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted."
Dean: "Yeah, you know what? There's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams and they shoot rainbows out of their ass!"
Sam: "Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?"
“I'm gonna go stop the Big Bad Wolf... Which is the weirdest thing I've ever said.” Dean
“Dude, could you be more gay? Don’t answer that.” Dean
Dean: “Can I shoot her?"
Sam: “Not in public."
"You fudgin' touch me again, I'll fudgin' kill you!" Dean
“Details are everything. You don’t want to go fighting ghosts without any health insurance.” Dean
“You were wasted by a teenage mutant ninja angel?” Dean
“I believe that he-witch gave you the clap.” Dean
“I don’t understand that reference.”-Castiel
"Hey Ass But!"- Castiel
Dean: “We might even run into Fred and Daphnie inside. Mmmm... Daphnie. I love her.”
(To the townspeople who are about to sacrifice him for their farms)
Dean: “I hope your apple pie is freakin' worth it!”
Dean: “Ya know she could be faking.”
Sam: “Yeah...what do you wanna do, poke her with a stick?”
Sam: “Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick!”
Dean: “Of course, the most troubling question is, why do these people assume we're gay?”
Henricksen: “I shot the Sheriff.”
Dean: (stares at the dead cop for a while) “But you didn't shoot the deputy.”
Henricksen: “You know what my job is?”
Dean: “You mean, besides locking up the good guys?”
Dean (on getting hit by the car): “Did it look cool, like in the movies?”
Sam: “You peed yourself.”
Dean: “Of course I peed myself. Man gets hit by a car; you think he has full control over his bladder? Come on!”
Dean: “What's a P.A.?”
Sam: “I think it's kinda like a slave.”
Sam: “Why'd you let me fall asleep?”
Dean: “Because I am an awesome brother. What did you dream about?”
Sam: “Lollipops and candy canes.”
Dean: “I know what you're thinking: Why did it have to be clowns!”
Sam: “Gimme a break.”
Dean: “You didn't think I remembered, did you? Come on, man, you still bust out crying when you see Ronald McDonald on the television.”
Sam: “At least I'm not afraid of flying.”
Dean: “Planes crash!”
Sam: “And apparently clowns kill.”
Sam: “You're bossy.”
Sam: “You're bossy... and short.” (Giggles)
Dean: “Dude, are you drunk?”
Sam: “Yeah. So?... Stupid.”
Sam: “I know we do a lot of crazy things, but a Sponge Bob place mat as an altar cloth?”
Sam: “Dean, I don't think she knows she's dead.”
Dean: “I'm amazing... I'm Batman!”
Sam: (sarcastically) “Yeah... You're Batman.”
Dean: “What do you think?”
Sam: “I think you totally should have been jamming 'Eye of the Tiger' right there.”
Dean: “Oh, bite me.”
Sam: “Look, man, I know this all has to be so hard.”
Frat guy: “Not so much.”
Sam: (deploying his puppy-dog eyes) “But I want you to know… I'm here for you. You brave little soldier. I acknowledge your pain. Come here! (Sam envelopes the frat guy in a bear hug) You're too precious for this world!”
Dean: “You guys don't walk enough. You're gonna get flabby." (get's glared at by the angles) "You know, I'm starting to think Junkies have a better sense of humor than you do.”
Castiel: “Uriel's the funniest angel in the garrison. Ask anyone.”
Castiel: “My superiors have decided I've become too close to my charges and I'm starting to show emotions, the doorway to doubt.”
Castiel: (Into cell phone) “This isn't funny Dean; the voice says I'm almost out of minutes!”
Dean: (On Castiel trying to find God) “Try New Mexico, I hear he's on a tortilla.”
Castiel: “No, he's not on any flatbread.”
Sam: “Take care of these guys, okay?”
Castiel: “That's not possible.”
Sam: “Then humor me.”
Castiel: “Oh. I was supposed to lie. (Chuckles) Uh... sure. They'll be fine, I...”
Sam: “Just--just stop... talking”
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