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Author has written 4 stories for Star Wars, Harry Potter, and League of Legends.

Yo sorry I am working on getting the chapters longer and will be updating as much as I can.

Stories in the workings: Flames Of Gold (Naruto) Seer of the Moon (Percy Jackson)

Stories in progress Add the element of Flame (Harry Potter) Ezreal of the Dragoni (League of Legends)

Yes I am sorry I know I should be working on Trooper Alpha but my Muse is gone and I really want to start on my Harry Potter story. I am really sorry.

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you wish that fictional characters were real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you believe that people who say 'suddenly' too much in stories 'suddenly' become d00ches because of it, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to the list. Ben Rachlin,Inferno56678,

If you love the characters Ben Skywalker and Ahsoka Tano and think that they should exist in the same time, (In romance or friendship), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper and are hyper all the time, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do it at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you utterly loathe and despise Hannah Montana, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan, JediWolfMaster, EwanLuvr4Ever, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, Ben Rachlin, Inferno56678

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. if you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow 929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Caroline of Tamaran, monkyluvr, DarthKenObi-Wan, JediWolfMaster, EwanLuvr4Ever, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, Ben Rachlin,Inferno56678

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would asked that person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're." If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there was a 'watch your step' sign, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when its' weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you're so obsessed with Star Wars that you spend hours imagining yourself living in that galaxy, copy this into your profile.

If trees hit you, not the other way around, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've died so many times that you've lost track, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a doorway that you could have clearly dodged, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir…when I was born, I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go in the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up, you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun, you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE, and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve top call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away… Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

If you are mad that they have not discovered Tatooine, Naboo, Coruscant, Kashyyyk, and all the other star systems out there, copy and paste this to your profile.

If someone told you that you were a Star Wars nerd/geek/freak and you said "Thank you!" copy and paste this into your profile.

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I don't write slash! If you don't write slash, copy and paste this into your profile.

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My best friend is insane. If you are insane or if you have at least one insane friend, copy this into your profile

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The Little Girl

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused, and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five- and six-year-olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor thy Father and thy Mother," she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

Credit: Flying Thunder Cloud no Jutsu

As any male can attest to, women are, most simply, time and money:

Women = time x money

(We know that time is money so, )

Women = money x money

Women = money squared

(We also know that money is the root of all evil,)

Money = square root of evil

Money squared = evil

(And if women = money squared)

ERGO, Women = evil

Credited to Simon Singh

Commence Laughter

Being an Evil Overlord seems to be a good career choice. It pays well, there are all sorts of perks, and you can set your own hours. However, every Evil Overlord I've read about in books or seen in movies invariably gets overthrown and destroyed in the end. I've noticed that no matter whether they are barbarian lords, deranged wizards, mad scientists, or alien invaders, they always seem to make the same basic mistakes every single time. With that in mind, allow me to present . . .

The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord

1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear Plexiglas visors, not face-concealing ones.

2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.

4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.

5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.

6. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.

7. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No," and shoot him. On second thought, I'll shoot him, then say, "No."

8. After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet, civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.

9. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large, red button labeled, "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labeled as such.

10. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.

11. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.

12. One of my advisers will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.

13. All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of a cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.

14. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.

15. I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 1:17 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.

16. I will never utter the sentence, "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."

17. When I employ people as advisers, I will occasionally listen to their advice.

18. I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.

19. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.

20. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.

21. I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman foot soldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mindset.

22. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.

23. I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.

24. I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line, "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)

25. No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.

26. No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.

27. I will never build only one of anything important. All important systems will have redundant control panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times.

28. My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble.

29. I will dress in bright and cheery colours, and so throw my enemies into confusion.

30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be pre-emptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.

31. All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement and/or romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick.

32. I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.

33. I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions.

34. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.

35. I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.

36. I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison.

37. If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant.

38. If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harbouring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age.

39. If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army.

40. I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable super weapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.

41. Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices.

42. When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, naked mole rat, or whatever sickeningly-cute, little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around.

43. I will maintain a healthy amount of scepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.

44. I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance.

45. I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him, say, "And here is the price for failure," then suddenly turn and kill some random underling.

46. If an adviser says to me, "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?" I will reply, "This," and kill the adviser.

47. If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature.

48. I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.

49. If I learn the whereabouts of the one artefact which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper.

50. My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh PowerBooks.

51. If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions in the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people-oriented position.

52. I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about.

53. If the beautiful princess that I capture says, "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!", I will say, "Oh well," and kill her.

54. I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary.

55. The deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will have their place in my Legions of Terror. However, before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will first see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention.

56. My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.

57. Before employing any captured artefacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.

58. If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner.

59. I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am.

60. My five-year-old child adviser will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: this also applies to passwords.

61. If my advisers ask, "Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?", I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them.

62. I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or protruding structural supports which intruders could use for cover in a fire fight.

63. Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of that nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals.

64. I will see a competent psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be a disadvantage.

65. If I must have computer systems with publicly available terminals, the maps they display of my complex will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment Room.

66. My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint scanner. Anyone who watches someone press a sequence of buttons or dusts the pad for fingerprints then subsequently tries to enter by repeating that sequence will trigger the alarm system.

67. No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.

68. I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so. However, the offer is good one time only. If they want me to spare them again, they'd better save my life again.

69. All midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster-homes, not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild.

70. When my guards split up to search for intruders, they will always travel in groups of at least two. They will be trained so that if one of them disappears mysteriously while on patrol, the other will immediately initiate an alert and call for backup, instead of quizzically peering around a corner.

71. If I decide to test a lieutenant's loyalty and see if he/she should be made a trusted lieutenant, I will have a crack squad of marksmen standing by in case the answer is no.

72. If all the heroes are standing together around a strange device and begin to taunt me, I will pull out a conventional weapon instead of using my unstoppable super-weapon on them.

73. I will not agree to let the heroes go free if they win a rigged contest, even though my advisers assure me it is impossible for them to win.

74. When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that my five-year-old adviser can easily understand the details, I will not label the disk "Project Overlord" and leave it lying on top of my desk.

75. I will instruct my Legions of Terror to attack the hero en masse, instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a time.

76. If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up after him and struggle with him in an attempt to push him over the edge. I will also not engage him at the edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge over a river of molten lava is not even worth considering.)

77. If I have a fit of temporary insanity and decide to give the hero the chance to reject a job as my trusted lieutenant, I will retain enough sanity to wait until my current trusted lieutenant is out of earshot before making the offer.

78. I will not tell my Legions of Terror, "And he must be taken alive!" The command will be, "And try to take him alive if it is reasonably practical."

79. If my doomsday device happens to come with a reverse switch, as soon as it has been employed it will be melted down and made into limited-edition commemorative coins.

80. If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and closer to my fortress.

81. If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw.

82. I will not shoot at any of my enemies if they are standing in front of the crucial support beam to a heavy, dangerous, unbalanced structure.

83. If I'm eating dinner with the hero, put poison in his goblet, then have to leave the table for any reason, I will order new drinks for both of us instead of trying to decide whether or not to switch with him.

84. I will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the opposite sex.

85. I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the twelve Stones of Power on the sacred altar, then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more along the lines of, "Push the button."

86. I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.

87. My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.

88. If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I will not berate them for incompetence then send the same group out to try the task again.

89. After I capture the hero's super-weapon, I will not immediately disband my legions and relax my guard because I believe whoever holds the weapon is unstoppable. After all, the hero held the weapon and I took it from him.

90. I will not design my Main Control Room so that every workstation is facing away from the door.

91. I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might actually be important.

92. If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say that his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.)

93. If I decide to hold a double execution of the hero and an underling who failed or betrayed me, I will see to it that the hero is scheduled to go first.

94. When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value.

95. My dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with bodyguards. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cellmate tells the guard it's an emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead of opening up the cell for a look.

96. My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the door, not vice versa.

97. My dungeon cells will not be furnished with objects that contain reflective surfaces or anything that can be unravelled.

98. If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstances have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution.

99. Any data file of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb in size.

100. Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.

Credit: Flying Thunder Cloud no Jutsu

And now for the creed of all janitors everywhere: Any kid can make a mess. But it takes a man to clean it up.


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

If you think Twilight is the worst thing to happen to the literary world, Copy and paste your name into your profile and add your name to this list: Dirty Reid, Mint Man Bail Inferno56678

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying

"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me

"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''

"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that

mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 14.

People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight.

People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.

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A Demon Lord's Hero by Fahad09 reviews
When I sold my soul to the Devil, I thought I was prepared for anything. I wasn't. I didn't expect him to be a her. Or dressed up as a magical girl carrying a pink wand tipped with a cheerful yellow star. Her being a prankster however didn't come as much of a surprise. You know, the Bible would have been a whole lot more interesting if they included stuff like this. Complete AU
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 342,087 - Reviews: 3813 - Favs: 3,876 - Follows: 3,780 - Updated: 11/21 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Shirō E.
Devil Ninja by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Thrown into a new world, Naruto Uzumaki does what he does best: cause as much chaos as possible while climbing to the top. Hokage may be out of his reach, but that doesn't mean he can't set a new goal for his life.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 280,842 - Reviews: 3474 - Favs: 5,279 - Follows: 5,514 - Updated: 11/20 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Naruto U., Rias G., T. Koneko
Divergence by Mr. Nobody or YARN reviews
Jaune was ready to die when he fell off the cliff, he was tired of the war his life had become. Of course when he fell and was offered a second chance he took it. But in typical fashion, Jaune got tricked as he failed to clarify one thing: HOW FAR BACK HE WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO GO! AU of Jaune Arc's Pain! Swearing! Time Travel fic! Troubled, Grimm, Powerful, and Skilled Jaune!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 101,313 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 1,200 - Updated: 11/18 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Jaune Arc
Gamer Arc by SmilingJester reviews
Jaune, an average boy with ambitious dreams, woke up on day and found that he was drugged. What else could cause the floating window in front of him, saying he was now living a video game. M for standard vice and violence
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 115,728 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 11/17 - Published: 2/2 - Jaune Arc
Jaune Arc's Pain by Mr. Nobody or YARN reviews
After getting launched into the forest by the scorpion, Jaune decides he can't let himself be weak anymore. He grows stronger through extensive training, aura manipulation, and a bit of courage. It probably won't flow the cannon RWBY river but hey that's why it is a fanfic. Okay so I know this summary sucks, but I would appreciate a review.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 111,394 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 11/15 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Jaune Arc - Complete
Heroic Powers And A Not So Heroic Hero by Mr. Nobody or YARN reviews
Right after the good ending of inFAMOUS: Second Son, Celestial, or Jaune Arc, moved to Vytal City to escape his past. He enrolled in college and has a home, so he should be good right? Unfortunately he has some anger/depression issues, and has a hero complex to save the city. Not to mention there are problems moving his way. But hey, with Jaune there, what could go wrong? Swearing
Crossover - inFAMOUS & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,492 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 11/15 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Jaune Arc
Cause Life Is A Bitch by Mr. Nobody or YARN reviews
Jaune was unnoticed for three years, and that's how he liked it. He stayed invisible and inconspicuous despite his talents and family's urging. Final year at Signal High and it seems like it'll be the same, at least until that prodigy had to be the younger sister of the most popular girl in school decided to latch on to him -of all people- and drag him into the open. Well damn.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,015 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 11/15 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Ruby Rose, Yang Xiao Long, Jaune Arc, Pyrrha Nikos
An Alternate Start and A Darker Hero by Mr. Nobody or YARN reviews
What if Jaune was orphaned at birth and his village was lost at 9? What if Ozpin was requested to take Jaune in? What if he accepted? Read as a darker and stronger Jaune Arc forges his path in Beacon, led by the book of his heritage and taught by Ozpin. Drop a review, hope you enjoy it. Dark (not evil) Jaune x Weiss [it'll be fun to write].
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,276 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 11/15 - Published: 11/3/2013 - [Jaune Arc, Weiss Schnee]
Less Than Zero by Kenchi618 reviews
It's one thing to enter the world of heroes and villains, it's another thing entirely to find your way back out again. That's a bitter truth to swallow when you want no part of the life to begin with. A hasty decision from a young man with his back against the wall sends him down a path of which there is no return. OC main character.
DC Superheroes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 189,218 - Reviews: 1653 - Favs: 1,972 - Follows: 1,732 - Updated: 11/10 - Published: 5/19/2014
Harry Potter and the Ties that Bind by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Hermione's death has left scars on everyone. While Harry's friends pull together as a group, the young man responsible for bringing them together has descended into darkness, and begins following a path that he had thought he'd left behind. Sequel to Harry Potter and the Heir of Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,286 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 2,039 - Follows: 2,540 - Updated: 10/30 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Harry P., Susan B., Daphne G.
The Gamer Girl by ThePhantomScribe reviews
After a freak accident during the Breach, Blake finds herself facing the impossible: her semblance has been altered into something calling itself The Gamer. With levels, quests and bosses to master, she has little recourse but to enlist the aid of the school's resident gaming expert, Jaune Arc. Will Blake be able to take on fearsome odds and the mantle of The Gamer Girl?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 162,595 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 1,098 - Updated: 10/22 - Published: 4/26 - [Blake Belladonna, Jaune Arc] Ozpin, Cinder Fall
Naruto: Jinchuriki of the Six Paths by X009 reviews
When Naruto sees Sasuke seemingly sacrifice himself for him at wave, he awakens the Rinnegan. See how its power affects his destiny. Strong Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 238,439 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 3,942 - Follows: 4,171 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 11/30/2011 - [Naruto U., Fū, Yugito N.]
Naruto: Shifts In Life by The Engulfing Silence reviews
A few small changes can make a world of difference. Knowledge given at the beginning of ones can career can turn a hopeless loser into a shinobi of strength and skill. Differences in a history that have long since passed can create a totally different outcome from what we might expect. This is the story of Naruto Uzumaki. This is the tail of these small shifts in life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 482,534 - Reviews: 4913 - Favs: 6,691 - Follows: 6,223 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto: The Gamer Files by MaxFic reviews
Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 217,812 - Reviews: 5067 - Favs: 7,683 - Follows: 8,431 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Naruto U.
Drifting by AlphaDelta1001 reviews
Naruto is many things; troublesome, wild, unpredictable, adventurous, untamable, unique. But there's a benefit to being wild and unpredictable; no one has the faintest idea what you're going to do next. NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 1,093,850 - Reviews: 5491 - Favs: 5,872 - Follows: 5,349 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
A Demon Among Devils by The Crimson Lord reviews
Igor had asked him to die for the world. She would ask him to die for her. Problem was, he didn't really like dying, not for a second time, at least.
Crossover - Persona Series & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 274,532 - Reviews: 3964 - Favs: 3,969 - Follows: 3,624 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Minato A.
Issei's Gamer Life was harder than he expected by NickTheHun reviews
Issei woke up to the option to attain [The Gamer] ability, he of course accepted. However when the tutorial consisted of a battle against a doppelgänger of himself that spells out why he's a failure as a person. Issei decides to get serious and live a life that he can be proud off. Spoilers for F/SN, Nejima,Bleach, The Gamer and many other series. M for language and gore in future.
Crossover - High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,936 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 1,282 - Follows: 1,399 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 3/22 - H. Issei
The Games We Play by rgm0005 reviews
It began after I got rejected by Signal again, though at the time I had no idea what was happening. Titles and levels suddenly appeared above people's heads and then weird things began to happen, as if I was in a game. And then, I realize I was in a game. But...if my life is a game, I'm going to win it. My name's Jaune Arc and I'm the Gamer. RWBY/The Gamer.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 118,578 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 2,966 - Follows: 3,028 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Jaune Arc, Ozpin, Cinder Fall, Ruby Rose
Ashikabi No Shinobi by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Unable to move onto the next life, Uzumaki Naruto travels the world. He comes back to Japan, the place where Konoha once stood, and soon finds himself sucked into a game of battling busty women. It all started when a girl fell on top of him. Literally.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 645,490 - Reviews: 5637 - Favs: 6,228 - Follows: 5,310 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Heir of Slytherin by The Engulfing Silence reviews
One year ends and another begins. During this year, Harry Potter studies under Nicolas Flamel, is forced to deal with a Vampire Princess, and learns there is yet another danger lurking within the walls of Hogwarts, one that's been around since the time of the Founders. What's a poor student with perfect memory to do? Sequel to Gift of Memories. Warning: Character Death!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 227,234 - Reviews: 4192 - Favs: 4,594 - Follows: 4,453 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Lost Son by Heliosion reviews
In a world where Superboy escaped before the team found him, a young Conner Luthor changes the world. He puts out the flames of one man's ambition to kill his rival, travels the world and sees in his own eyes the world long before he starts upon the path of the hero. Now in the world's greatest crisis he must do as he agreed when the time came and save the world. This is my AU.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 123,702 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Conner K./Superboy
Simplicity by Galerians reviews
Jaune always dreams of having a simple life. Yet again, life never is...
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,460 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Jaune Arc
To Ascend by Loopsey reviews
AU. Kamijou Touma was never what one could call 'normal'. He has gone through life with strange things always happening near him. Things were going to get even stranger. Note: Chapter 20 is updated.
Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 117,416 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Tōma K.
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 10278 - Favs: 10,513 - Follows: 7,345 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Prince of Swords by ToumaFF reviews
Kazuto was always exceptionally talented, but limited by his own idea of kindness. Having been corrected at an early age, he excels through life without much of a purpose. Now trapped in a rather gruesome death game of his own choice, he will attempt to break though it as Kirito, the famed Prince of Swords. Kirito/Multi
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 146,691 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 3,036 - Follows: 2,999 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y.
Harry Potter and the Gift of Memories by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Eidetic Memory, the ability to remember everything you have ever done, seen, smelled, tasted, and touched. To some it is a gift, to others a curse. For Harry Potter, it's both.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 266,659 - Reviews: 3454 - Favs: 6,113 - Follows: 3,723 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Across Time and Space by Ben Thryss reviews
Ben Skywalker never would have thought he'd become a time traveller. Much less a time traveller with two years of memories missing. Now, in the final year of the Clone War, he struggles to find his place in the universe and reclaim the family he once had. I GIVE UP. THIS STORY IS DEAD. SEE MY PROFILE FOR THE PREVIEW OF THE PHOENIX THAT WILL RISE FROM ATAS' ASHES...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,352 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Ben S., Ahsoka T.
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The End is Only the Beginning
Sometimes the End is something more then it seems... Note: This story will be continued in Multiple crossovers but this is the starting point to all of them Rated M for Language and Violence
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Published: 6/27/2014
Ezreal of the Dragoni reviews
Ezreal it turns out is part of a long dead magical race and when he touches the magical amulet his blood is awakened in him. No pairings yet In depth League and summoner politics!
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Ezreal
Add the Element Of Flame reviews
It all starts with Albus giving Harry his Power and then leads the way for Harry to unite the magical world under one banner to do battle with the Dark!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Trooper Alpha (Ran out of steam restarting the story) reviews
Ben Skywalker was a Jedi but after a battle he was found missing and presumed dead. Now there is a new hope his name is Alpha his mission to save the Republic! No Flames review of you want met to continue
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Ben S. - Complete