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Sowwy if my profile might be long! I LIKE PONIES AND RANDOMNESS! OH! And PJO! I'm obsessed. So, most of this stuff is PJO. Some stuff is what my friends say to me sometimes!
Hiya! I'm Danielle "Dani" or "Fuse" Castellan (not really, I just like that last name and I think Luke is my full older brother. I love Luke with all my heart). My favorite book series is PJO, my favorite movie is Holes, and my favorite TV show is Glee. My fav pairings of PJO is Tratie, Percabeth, and THUKE!!!. I'm anti-Thalico! It's totally obvoius that Luke and Thalia should be together!!! THEY MY FAVORITE COUPLE EVER!!!! THUUUKE!! Don't judge if I think they're the cutest couple in the history of couples! My favorite Greek god I would have to say is Hermes. He's my daddy and he's funny as Hades! My favorite bands are One Direction, LMFAO, Rascal Flatts, Green Day, Sugarland, Panic! At The Disco, and Hot Chelle Rae. I'm really good at answering questions that no one's asking. I say random things at random times (ex: do you know dolphins are just gay sharks?)
I really love Holes. Zigzag is mine, so don't make me hit you with a shovel!
I AM MADLY IN LOVE WITH NICO DI ANGELO! BACK OFF!
Luke Castellan is my older brother. I'm absolutely sure.
Thalia and Luke, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G
LMFAO IS THE BEST BAND IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!
I GOT PASSION IN MY PANTS AND I AINT AFRAID TO SHOW IT, SHOW IT, SHOW IT, SHOW IT...I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!
Smosh is the #1 YouTube channel . . . maybe not in subscribers but in passion
I'm not in love with Nico di Angelo . . . I'm in love with Anthony Padilla of Smosh
Lunctime with Smosh reference: "If you think your nacho can be a better spaceship than my taco then you're going down you lil' douche . . . puncher!"
Okay, I correct myself once again . . . I do not want Zigzag, Nico, or Anthony . . . I WANT LOUIS TOMLINSON!!!
ONE DIRECTION INFECTION IS THE ILLNESS THAT CANNOT BE CURED!!!!
Baby you light up my world like nobody else,
Let’s go crazy, crazy, crazy ’til we see the sun
I won't let these little things slip out of my mouth
Baby, you don’t have to worry
Yeah, I’ve been watching you all night
So tell me girl if every time we touch
If you don't wanna take this slow
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Kate x Nico (from the-crazy-kit-kat)
Luna x Tyson (from the-crazy-kit-kat)
Mitchell x Ryan Ross' Moat (from the-crazy-kit-kat)
Percy x Annabeth
Jason x Piper
Travis x Katie
Clarisse x Chris
You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…
You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.
There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”
Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.
When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.
You burn food to see if it smells good. (It does...)
You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”
You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.
You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.
Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.
You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.
You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.
You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy (Is that a real place?)
You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.
You think George Bush is a son of Ares
You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.
You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.
You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.
You sometimes try to control water (Done that...26 times…)
You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.
You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it
You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat.
You make the PJO characters on Sims (all my Sims families are PJO related!), as Miis on the Wii, and other video games (I also made the gods and everyone from mythology)
Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt. (I have one!)
You are a PJO character for Halloween (I was Thalia last year).
Recite lines randomly from the books. (Always!)
When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it. (Always!)
Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. (Ew, I hate the Yankees!)
You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas. (ALREADY HAVE!!!)
You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol (I own so many Adidas stuff because of my dad!)
You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.
You have dreams about PJO characters/events
You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.
Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.
You go to San Francisco looking for the Old Sea Man.
You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.
Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" (I yell at my dad all the time…)
You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you
When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"
In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" (I yelled that out in class and my teacher listened to me!!! We learning Greek mythology and I have 100% in that class)
You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"
When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream
When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for
You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.
You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of
You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.
And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.
When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.
You write PJO Fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.
When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.
You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.
You give all your siblings god parents (Ares [Chris, my brother, Athena [Brianna, my sister, Hermes [me and my brother Andrew])
You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.
You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.
You spend time doing pointless research, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.
You still think Thuke could happen. (YEAH, BABY, YEAH! THUKE FOREVER!!!!)
You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. (I seriously think about this. Apollo would love me. Ask anyone, we're exactly the same!)
You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.
You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.
You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth.
You want Kronos buried under Wichita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.
Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.
You blame your little sister's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them. (DADDY, WHY DO YOU HATE ME?!)
You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain.
They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.
You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen.
You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that.
You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!
You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the brainiacs at your school if Athena is okay. (Don’t hurt me Athena).
You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters. (hehe, do that 43 million times a day)
You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (Nico will Rule the World!)
Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.
You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word
You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it.
You get other people obsessed.
You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie. (Brianna and I got kicked out of the movie theatre for yelling and screaming at Logan Lerman and just pure excitedness)
You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and
Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO.
You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO characters.
When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus.
Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!”
You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"
When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (Not that I
When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia.
You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden.
You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…"
You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes (I do that to my All-Star Converses)
You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.
You know which pages the good parts are on.
You suddenly hate thunderstorms.
You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.
You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary (I have a dog named Mrs. O’Leary)
You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Hermes, all the way)
You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.
You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.
Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.
You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. (Four drops for every three cookies)
You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.
The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”
You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.
You curse a god/goddess a lot. (I say, "Oh my Gods" and "What in Hades name are you doing?" and "What in Hades name am I doing" a lot)
You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room
You know PJO better than most sane people (Well, I'm not a sane person)
You have links to every great PJO site
You add things to the list every day
You know what you would do if you were Percy
You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (No Way!)
At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future.
You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work (although I don’t have a golden drachma)
You give friends and yourself a godly parent (My best friend Jaycee’s mother is Aphrodite, my friend Taryn’s mom is Aphrodite, my friend Kennedy’s mom is Athena, and my friend Taylor’s dad is Pluto [He’s Roman])
You are trying to learn Greek.
You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. (Are you kidding, I bring them all with me!)
You think of Percy every time you see a dark haired green-eyed boy.
You have an instant crush on Nico! (I love you Nico, I always will!)
You just have to research more about Greek mythology. (Already Have!)
You want to learn Latin.
You copy/paste this onto your profile. (obviously)
Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over
You have taken every test you can find about what godly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to. (I got Hermes every single time! It’s a sign! My sister got hit in the head with a Frisbee that said “The Owl” on it.)
You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO
Your friends (At least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree.
You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them.
You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of disliked god/goddess
You’re nodding and smiling when you read this.
You own every single book. (duh)
You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list.
You call yourself a demigod. (I am! No matter what you say!)
You wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real.
You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO.
You've called someone you know a satyr. (My friend Kurtis)
When you can't sleep because of a thunderstorm and are so bored you listen to music, you blame Morpheus, Zeus, and Apollo (it could happen!)
The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
Whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
Whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
For Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
Whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
Whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
Whenever a limo passes my car.
I promise to remember The Stolls
when my home is beginning to unsettle.
I promise to remember Bekendorf
whenever I see someone working metal.
I promise to remember Silena
whenever a friend takes one for the team
I promise to remember Michael Yew
whenever I see a smile that gleams.
I promise to remember Briares
whenever I see someone playing hand games.
I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth
whenever I see a cloth in flames.
I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos
whenever I see someone go against the odds.
Yes I promise to remember PJO
Wherever I may go
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or i'll tell on you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: Would have this on their profile already
1. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Demeter... I DON'T KNOW, STOP PRESSURING ME!
2. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Hestia got Artemis pregnant? Two female eternal virgins? I'd laugh
3. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Hera and Aphrodite? Zeus and Ares would possibly die. Hephaestus could care less.
4. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Hades and Hephaestus or Hades and Hermes... I think Hades and Hermes
5. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Apollo walks in on Hera and Hestia. Bad, bad things...
6. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Poseidon and Hermes... I have no clue, I'm still scarred from the last question
7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
8. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Artemis... I Will Survive by Stehpanie Bentley
9. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Hades? I haven't
10. You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?
Zeus or Aphrodite? Gods..uh...if I go to Aphrodite's I;d get pestered by her to tell me who's my true love and if I stay at Zeus's it would be extremly awkward...i'll sleep in the ditch
11. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”
Zeus and Apollo (Well, they are both bi) are in a happy relationship until Hephaestus runs off with Demeter. Zeus, brokenhearted has a hot one night stand with Athena (...?) and a brief unhappy affair with Hestia (eternal virgin) then follows the wise advice of Hades (hold up! Hades is WISE?!? BWAHAHAHA)and finds true love with Poseidon. Wrong on so many levels.
12. 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happpens?
Demeter invites Poseidon and Artemis over to dinner at her house. Poseidon gets Demeter pregnant with immortal horses again!
13. 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens?
Hephaestus tries to get Hades to go to a yoga class... bad bad things...
14. 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in... Their reaction?
Hera and Apollo are making out (geez Apollo, really?) Hermes walks in and LAUGHS at them! then I jump in and laugh and bouce and point then run away.
15. 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?
Zeus is late for Hera HIS WIFE and Hermes HIS SON's wedding... he smites them both
16. 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7?
Demeter jumps me? 10!! DADDY. SAVE ME! THE GODDESS OF HARVEST SCARES ME!
17. 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?
Zeus blows up the kitchen
18. 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?
Apollo kidnaps Hera and demands something from Hades for her release... *shrugs*
19. 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?
Hermes challenges Demeter? To prove that IM awesome and way prettier than Katie Gardner. Then Demeter gets man-eating corn to swallow up Hermes.
20. Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens?
They are angry at Poseidon for causing the earthquake in Japan!
21. Everyone is invited to 2 and 10's wedding except for 8. How do they react?
Everyone is invited to Hera and Hermes' wedding except Artemis... She is VERY angry then calls up the hunt. RUN, DADDY, RUN!
22. 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
Hermes is a great story teller! At least he's not Apollo. You'd here many bad haikus.
23. 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Hades and Hephaestus. I'd jump point and laugh then demand where my daddy is. i wanna laugh at him too.
4. 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save him/herself or 1?
Aphrodite and Zeus... THEY ARE IMMORTAL! They can't be in mortal danger!
25. 4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?
Demeter, Aphrodite, and Apollo are doing the Hokey-Pokey. Artemis walks in. She yells at her brother
1 starts to write a story where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?
Zeus writes a story where Aphrodite and Hermes are going out (didn't those two have a kid?) Hera doesn't care...
27. (5) (4), (7), (1) and (3) play Truth or Dare. (5) asks (7), and (7) says Truth. (5) asks who (7) loves, and (7), after some prodding from (3), confessed their true love with (4). (4) does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with (3). (7) is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in (1) while (3) and (4) run into the sunset together. However, (5) is secretly in love with (1), and become so jealous of (7), who, after the comfort from (1) becomes in a relationship with (1), that (5) decides to murder (7), but is stopped just in time by the police officer (10) and is sent to prison, allowing (1) and (7) to continued their relationship.
Hades, Demeter, Apollo, Zeus, and Poseidon play truth or dare. Hades asks Apollo and Apollo says truth. Hades asks Apollo who he loves, and Apollo, after some prodding from Poseidon confessed his true love with Demeter. Demeter does not share the feeling and in fact is in a secret relationship with Poseidon (He raped her once!). Apollo is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in Zeus (creepy)while Poseidon and Demeter run into the sunset together. However, Hades is secretly in love with Zeus (Wait what?), and become so jealous of Apollo, who, after the comfort from Zeus becomes in a relationship with Zeus (I worry about them sometimes), that Hades decides to murder Apollo (God of death!), but is stopped just in time by the police officer Hermes (*sitfled laughter) and is sent to prison, allowing Zues and Apollo to continue their relationship. Awkwaaaaard.
28) 9 murders 2's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does 2 do to get back?
They are immortal... But I think it would be Hestia, 'cuz Hera and Hestia are sisters! Hera gets insane cows to go after Hephestus :P
29) 8 and 3 go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?
They're gods! They make it appear!
30) 5 is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does 9 do?
Hades is in a car accident. Hephestus doesn't do anything, because he's still upset I said Hades and Hermes would make a good couple :P
31) Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Aphrodite is afraid of Apollo because he may just be hotter than her
32) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?
Hades is trapped in a cave. Hermes yells at him because they are gods who can transport themselves! But Hades and Hermes are dating, so it's okay
33) The quiz is over. By the way, how did 2 and 7 end up?
Hera realized she is married, and ended it with her stepson :P
Quotes from people I know:
Jaycee (my best friend): Oh, bite me! Me: Okay. *bites Jaycee*.
Mrs. Schafer (7th Grade Teacher):My way or the hallway!
Devin: You know, prisoners could use forks as weapons when eating.
Max and Owen: *to Brooke* You know, if you say banana really slowly, it sounds like gullible.
Brianna (my sister) Oh, cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it!
Christopher (my brother): IS THAT A VULTURE?!?!
Me: I think I just made an enemy. Pheonix (my friend): Voldemort?
Brian (my friend): *giggling at the dictionary*. Me: What? Brian: There's ass in here!
Brianna: Cheaters never win and winners never cheat. Me: Oo! Oo! I WANNA BE THE CHEATER! what are we talking about?
Jaycee: *falls up the stairs*. Me: *keeps going* Walk much, dumbass?
Tayrn (my friend): Hey Dani, can you bail me out of jail? Me: Call me im 50 years. I'll have money then.
I roll down the window*My mom: Breathe in the smog, it's good for you.
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl,drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Danizzle
2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Blue Goat
3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Dawn Third
4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Heddaean
SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): Blue Coke
6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): I'm not even going there...
7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Jean
8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Cocoa
9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong) Apple Plans
10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory ) Blue Eyepatch
11. YOUR STARBUCKS NAME (a name different from your real one you use at starbucks) Balooloo
12. YOUR KILLJOY NAME (just two random words, like Party Poison, or Jet Star) Daring Party
If you think the plural for moose should be meese, copy this into your profile.
If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!
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95 of teens would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus or Hannah Montana at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 that would shout "Jump asshole!"
If Hannah Montana and The Jonas Brothers must die now! , copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you collect these, copy this into your profile.
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy this, and paste it in your profile.
98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.
Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.
If you dislike people who dislike people who aren't pretty, copy this into your profile.
If you think they should make a second ASOUE movie, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Phish Tacko, Hannahpie45.
If you're on the computer 24/7, copy this into your profile.
If you ever freaked people out at your school and still do, copy this on to your profile.
I believe in Jesus. And guess what? I'm proud to say I do. I'm proud to say I trust God and have faith in Him. If you're proud of that, and are willing to stand up for God, post this into your profile.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny Jesus, He will deny you in front of His Father in the gates of Heaven.
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.
When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.
She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.She asked if they would ask the man one question.She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.
When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."
You're never alone...
93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it.
Don't be one of those people.
Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you.
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped OVER a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever pushed on a door that said "pull" and vice versa, copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name
xXthe shadow huntressxX
The New Ace of Spies
Goddess of Discord and Cookies/Kristen
Time Wasted Dreaming
We Lik PJO Rap.
We like the PJO and we don't care who knows
The books are out, everyone is here,
Now when I say PJO, you say nutz
We're real Girls, and we like PJO
We like PJO and we don't care who knows
PLeAsE pUt ThiS iN yOu'Re PrOfiLe:
Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talks to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible prove it. Re-post this for proof.
The Heroes Who Died In The Titan War:
Luke Castellan, who was a hero in the end.
Ethan Nakamura, who died to bring respect to the minor gods.
Silena Beuregard, who died to make things right.
Michael Yew, who died fighting for what he believed in.
Lee Fletcher, who deserved more mention than given for his death.
Zoe Nightshade, who went on the quest knowing she would die.
Bianca di Angelo, who died to save her friends.
Charles Beckendorf, who died for the mission's sake.
And all of the unnamed, unmentioned, and unknown. Rest in peace.
They pushed her down a sewer.
About 6 years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by 5 girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge the police were called. They went down and brought up 17 year old Carmen Winstead's body, her neck broke from hitting the ladder, her face peeeled off from the side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell...They believed them.
FACT: 2 months ago, 16 year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower he heard laughter from his shower. He started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep. 5 hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise. David was gone. That morning, a few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, in the dark, his neck broke and his face skin peeled off.
If you don't repost this saying "she was pushed" or "they pushed her down a sewer" then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet or the shower. When you go to sleep you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, and then Carmen will come and kill you.
95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Paste this on your profile if you're one of the 5% who would smile and poke your new prisoner with a stick.
95% of girls would scream and cry if Justin Bieber was about to jump off the top of the Empire State Building. Paste this on your profile if your one of the 5% who would grab a chair, get some soda and popcorn and yell, "JUMP!" at the top of your lungs.
I HATE JUSTIN BIEBER!
WHY BOYS SHOULDN'T CHEAT
There was once a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack.
Jack was the most popular guy in school.
The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma.
Jack thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLY liked Courtney.
Courtney liked jack also.
Well, of course she did, everyone did!
Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.
Courtney tried to steal Jack away every time she had a chance to.
One day, Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies.
Ashley heard everything...what movie theater and what time.
Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack and Courtney.
Ashley sat right behind them.
She watched them get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theater.
Courtney told Jack: "Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" He replied": "Hell, yes."
Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window.
Jack and her were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing.
The next day at school Ashley wasn't there.
For the next few days Ashley wasn't there.
A week later her mother found her in her closet dead...she committed suicide because she had loved Jack so much.
Next to Ashley's dead body was a note.
A note that read: My dearest Jack, I watched you at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you.
I never thought you would do something like this to me.
I really loved you, Jack.
I died for you just like Jesus died for us.
Always with you, Ashley.
Please forward this or Ashley will haunt you and try to kill you because she wants everyone to know about Courtney.
1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?
My Answer: the training area. I love it there. I love beating Annabeth because I’m Luke’s younger sister. I have his battle strategies.
2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?
My Answer: …uh…I have no idea…Travis and Connor are out, they’re my brothers…Nico, I’ll go with Nico.
3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?
My Answer: Travis, Connor, Luke, Percy, etc.
4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?
My Answer: RED.
5. Your Favorite PJatO book?
My Answer: The Last Olympian. I hate the ending, though. Luke dies!
6. Your Favorite PJatO Character?
My Answer: LUKE!!!
7. Favorite God or Goddess?
My Answer: HERMES!!!
8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?
My Answer: scream “I KNEW IT WAS REAL! I’m a demigod, aren’t I?”
9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?
My Answer: Uh, my best friend.
10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?
My Answer: Nico because he can shadow-travel, Percy because we’re surrounded by water, Annabeth because she always has a plan, and Travis and Connor because I would die without them.
11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?
My Answer: DADDY! WHY WOULD YOU ASK YOUR OWN DAUGHTER?!?!
12. Favorite PJatO Pairing?
My Answer: Thuke! (Thalia and Luke)
13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??
My Answer: I run. Fast.
14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?
My Answer: Lay on my bed and write a story
15. Favorite PJatO Quote?
My Answer: “You were like a brother to me Luke,” said Annabeth, “But I didn’t love you.”
16. Favorite Percy Moment?
My Answer: THE UNDERWATER KISS!
17. Favorite Nico Moment?
My Answer: When he keeps asking Chiron if the Greek gods are real at the beginning of TTC.
18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?
My Answer: Any Hermes moment!!
19. Favorite Grover Moment?
My Answer: Oh, Grover…any Grover moment.
20. Favorite Random Moment?
My Answer: When Rachel hits Kronos with a blue plastic hair brush
is is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murdered girl chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.
FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.
Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.
If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
Dogs are better than cats.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You own a cell phone.
Black is one of your favorite colors.
You wear chains.
You have worn black lipstick.
You can skateboard.
You love the computer.
You have a curfew.
You cut yourself over depression
You like rap.
You like loud music
You watch/watched the Superbowl.
What a Boyfriend SHOULD Do:
How did you find out about One Direction?
I found out during their X Factor year when my cousin was searching YouTube and she found their week 4 performance. We’ve waited for full episodes and cried when they lost.First time you heard them live/saw them in person?
I haven’t seen them in person yet, but I am hopefully seeing them in Vancouver when we make the road trip from home, which is in Saskatchewan.
Favorite One Direction GIF?
“Beep beep, motherfuckers!”
Favorite One Direction interview?
Anything from Sugarscape
Has any of the boys retweeted/followed/noticed on twitter?
Niall and Liam follow me on Twitter!
First time you heard the “Up All Night” album?
Brianna, my sister, and I weren’t those fans who only listened to What Makes You Beautiful because the album came out in March in Canada, so we were smart and found the whole album the day it was released in the UK on YouTube!
Were you one of the first Directioners in you school?
I was the only Directioner in school because I was a fan in 2010 and no one else knew who they were at that point.
Annoying and irrelevant.
Are you seeing them in concert next year?
Hopefully, in Vancouver! Brianna is seeing them in Toronto, Ultimate VIP!
Have any 1D gear?
I have a t-shirt, the CD, a notebook, a folder, and Dare to Dream.
Favorite song that they have not released?
They released it, but it’s not on the album. Na Na Na.
Favorite song on X Factor?
Favorite solo for each boy on “Up All Night”?
Louisin Moments, Harry in What Makes You Beautiful, Niall in One Thing, Zayn in Tell Me a Lie, and Liam in Taken.
Longest you traveled for the boys? (Hours, miles, days?)
We are travelling two days to Vancouver by car!
How many concerts have you been/going to?
Going to one.
How many 1D posters are in your room?
It used to be over ninety until I moved rooms to a tiny room, and I was only allowed one wall. Then my sister’s best friends stole the ones that couldn’t fit on my wall. Now I only have forty-two.
Thoughts on Liam, Louis & Zayn’s relationships with girlfriends?
I would go lesbian for one or all of them. Danielle, Eleanor, and Perrie are my idols. PAYZER, PLEASE GET, PLEASE GET, PLEASE GET! GET BACK TOGETHER!
Ever missed anything really important because of these boys?
I missed a wedding. Luckily, it was for people I despised. They were on Twitcam!
Favorite song on “Up All Night”?
Moments, all the way
How much money do you think you have spend on One Direction (Tickets, Gear, Magazine, CD, DVD, etc)
A lot more than I should have. Probably over one hundred dollars.