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Hi world! This is me
Future job: Kick-ass Writer
fanfiction expertice: Castle, Force unleashed, Percy Jackson and The Olympians, Avatar:The last Airbender (NO BLUE PEOPLE), Tangled, The Kane chronicles
i miss those days when all you had to do was share your crayon, and you'd be best friends.
Sometimes you just have to realize that you cant have it all. You cant fix what you've done. You need to move on and try to be happy. Even if its the hardest thing you'll ever have to do.
when life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that you have a 100,000 reasons to smile...
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Why are the Force and ductape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.
"Queen of the earth? And my first grade teacher said i would never get out grade school" Sailor Moon
"That's where men meet silence…silence and the end of all things…that's where you'll find Death's embrace." My New Dream, Chapter 17, Karen of Gallifrey
If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations and copy and paste this to your profile
If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile
If you talk to inanimate objects (ex. "WORK, stupid computer!), copy and paste into your profile
Even when you can't see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile
If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile
If your idea of fun is reading, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile. (Try more than 500)
If you shiver at the thought of cigarettes, cigars, pot, drugs, or anything like that, and it gives you nightmares copy and paste this into your profile.
Only fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. fI you are one fo taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie.
If you have ever conversed out loud with the voices in your head and had people look at you like you were insane, copy and paste this into your profile. (Oh yea!)
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever argued with an inanimate object, copy and paste, yo.
If the inanimate object now hates you because of that, well, copy and paste again.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If your so addicted to fanfiction that you can't get to sleep at night because your mind is going on with the story your writing or reading copy and paste in profile
If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book or movie and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.
Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile (trust me i do )
98 of teenagers have sex, do drugs and drink alchohol. Put this into your profile in you are included in that 2 that doesn't, mainly because you are sitting at home, reading and being a good young child
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy and paste this in your profile
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile
If you think rap is the most awful thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, KylaMizuki, Fighting Away our Indecision, Aviarianna O' Lorien,fictionlover94, sherbet123, nikkibecket1997
If you have ever said something so weird in front of your friends family that they gave you strange looks copy this into your profile and add your name. Sherbet123, fictionlover94,nikkibecket1997
Now, for all that 'you know you're a TANGLED FAN(!) stuff! (cuz I am one. big time. YEAH.)
Can count how many times Flynn has been knocked out: Three, once by Stabbington bros :(
Have watched Tangled mutiple times: well heck yes! like...idk, 1500 times?
Can sing each song word for word: AND AT LAST I SEEE THE-yeah, I'll stop now...
Can pretty much recite the movie from heart: THIS IS THE STORY OF HOW I DIED. Wanna hear the rest?
Can imitate Mother Gothel: Why would he like you, come on now, really!
Can hum the 'Kingdom Dance': Sure can! It's so catchy XD
Use random Tangled lines in every day life: Hell yeah!
Cry every time you watch 'The Tear Heals': sniff sniff...
Search for any and every Tangled product every day: Yes!!
Want Atilla to make the cupcakes on your birthday: I made cupcakes yesterday. I was wishing Attila was there to give me pointers :)
Know that a frying pan is one of the most dangerous weapons in the world: IT IS.
Start to hyperventilate when you hear about the short film: Yes, that's exactly how I would describe it...I breathed really fast for a minute then I yelled across the house ...'Hey Mom...TANGLED. WEDDING. SHORT! AAA! AAA! AA!' or somethng like that :D
Now want to have a floating lantern ceremony: YES.
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
RIP We shall remember
I'm that girl
-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.
I may pass off to be the "quiet type", But really, I'm the complete opposite. I can hold a grude for a long time if I really feel like it. I have a lot of mood swings...so beware. lol. I'm a teenager and am proud to say that I still watch disney movies. And yes...I tend to listen to the music from them. Lol. I live for quotes and songs that explain what I'm going through, and I love that I'm different from everyone else. It makes me, me. My friends and family are everything to me. So expect me in your business if you start something with them. K? K. If you judge me, expect to be proven wrong. This is me. You can take it or you can leave it, but I'm not changing for anyone, anytime soon.
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.
93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it. Don't be one of those people.
Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you.
Fun Things To Do In A Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him/her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly.
7) SAY "DING" at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
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