The Eye of The Oncoming Storm
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Joined 05-17-11, id: 2929566, Profile Updated: 03-19-15
Author has written 15 stories for Doctor Who, Alice in Wonderland, 2010, and Andromeda.

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Hi! I am an American Whovian. I joined the throngs of Whovians in 2008, just as Series 4 was coming out on Netflix. I started at the beginning (Rose) watched about half-way through Series 2 before I thought to google Doctor Who. And started my interest in all things Who! Or anything remotely related to time and space! When I'm not writing, I'm normal. (Which is reeeeeeally boring.) Also, my sister joined FFN a while ago, so I'm going to be a good sister and promote her and her stories. Her author name is Patruelis Omnis. Her stories are really good. (my sister) Yeah, that didn't sound forced at all.) Hey, at least I'm trying to do the right thing. (Whatever.) Another thing you need to know about me is that I hate, hate, hate, HATE Ilosovic Stayne, and I cannot say it enough: ILOSOVIC STAYNE MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I listen to songs while I write. Just about every song I listen to gives a certain nuance to what I'm writing and what kind of emotion I am putting into my story. For my Alice in Wonderland stories, I like listening to Katie Herzig.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Doctor Who, Tangled or Alice in Wonderland. If I did, though...

Favorite beverage: Black tea with vanilla flavoring.
Favorite food: Chocolate, really anything sweet
Favorite scent(s)(not in order): Citrus, Old book smell, Coffee, Chocolate and Vanilla
Favorite time of day: Nighttime
Favorite color(s)(in order): Red, Purple and Orange
Favorite medium to work with: Imagination!

Ciao!


By Order of the The Official Time Lord Registry,

Let it be known that on the date May Twenty Eight, Two Thousand and Eleven,

The Eye of the Oncoming Storm gazed upon the Untempered Schism and saw time in all its infinite possibilities and eternity and ran away.

Her chosen name is The Scribe for her inclination for chronicling that which will be looked upon as history.

So it was chosen and so it shall be,

The order is stamped with the Seal of the Time Lords.

http://forum.fanfiction.net/topic/88918/40051630/60/

(The Master was taken =P)


SECRET MESSAGE (TRY TO READ IT)

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If you could read that, copy it onto your profile!


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HERE BE THE IMPORTANT THINGS


OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth
records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't
always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their
victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

If you miss him, post this in your profile.


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Quotes_

Will Turner: "This is either brilliance or madness."
Captain Jack Sparrow: "It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide."

*I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine. He shall be my Squishy*

A conversation my dad and I had (no, really. This was a real conversation):
Me: So how was your day?
Dad: A couple of Daleks came by the shop today. Oh, and then some Cybermen turned up too.
Me: Eh. That probably didn't end well, did it?
Dad: No. Oh, and I saw a couple of Sontarans, too.
Me: Oh, yeah? What'd they want?
Dad: You know. Same old stuff. War against humanity. World domination. (My dad is awesome)


A black man was talking to a white man and the white man called him "colored." The black man replied, "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go out in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you...When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go out in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me 'colored.'"

If you are against racism, copy this onto your profile. THE ONLY RACE IS HUMANITY!

"We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."-Unknown


If you don't like a person who would rather be writing a story than listen to you gossip, then you wouldn't like me.
If you don't like a person who will drive you to the point of insanity, then you wouldn't like me.
If you don't like a person who tunes you out to think about the next story they're writing, then you wouldn't like me.
If you don't like a person who listens to music 24/7 then you wouldn't like me.
But...
If you like a person who plays rough and doesn't care if they get dirty then you would like me.
If you like a person who stands up for what they believe in, then you would like me.
If you like a person who changes the subject when nervous, then you'd like me.
If you like a person who dresses how they wish, no matter what anyone thinks, then you'd like me.
If you like a person who actually respects their teacher, then you'd like me.
If you like a person who isn't a snitch, but will tell if asked, then you'd like me.


Do YOU remember the 90s??

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if You remember watching: Doug; Ren & Stimpy; Pinky and the Brain (AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!); Rockos modern Life; Animaniacs; Gargoyles. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ." You remember; Step by Step; Family Matters; Dinosaurs; Boy Meets World. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not. When everything was settled by Rock, Paper, Scissors or "bubble gum bubble gum in a dish" or "Ms. Mary Mack". When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents. You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You remember The Original Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching: The Magic School Bus; Wishbone; Reading Rainbow; and Ghostwriter on PBS. You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching: the 1st Batman; Aladdin; Ninja Turtles; ghost busters. You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players. Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word. . . . . . . .trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of: Rugrats; Wild Thornberry's; Power Rangers; Rocket Power. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said. You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy. Before the Internet & text messaging. Before Sidekicks & iPods. Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360. Before Spongebob. Before Tupac was shot. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . .

T'was on DudeYouJustTotallyStoleMyCar's page. I remember those days!


There once was a Doctor named Who,
That traveled the universe through
The vortex of time, which was his highway.
He came from the Time Lord planet of Gallifrey.
He always had a companion at his side,
They saw universe, and stared, starry-eyed.
He never aged, but his companions did,
He was always saying goodbye, to look back he forbid,
Until one day he knew he would die,
And looked back, to his friends, to say a final goodbye,
Then he traded his necktie and bananas and converse,
For bowties, fish sticks and custard, Amy Pond and Rory, a nurse.
He is now age eleven hundred and eight.
I suppose that is normal, for an alien who can regenerate.
(Written for World Poetry Day on March 21, 2012.)

Happiness is not so much
in having as sharing
We make a living by what we get
but we make a life by what we give
-Happiness by some person that I don't remember.

Fan fiction (I got this off Doec. It is cool!):
Because "the end" is just the beginning
Still cheaper than therapy
We don't get paid, but we do it anyway
When the writer's ending wasn't good enough
Farm fresh every day from Plot Bunny Ranch
Because I can't be the only one who ships this!


7 Reasons Not to Mess with Small Children.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."


If you've reached this far down my profile you seem very interested in me and what I do.

Okay I'll give you one little hint.

I'm really 219 years old and this is the only way I can get my creative juices flowing without the FBI or CIA or UNIT or some other government agency breaking down my door and narrowly missing me while I dash out the back door and hijack the nearest means of transportation that will take me to Cardiff where I can wait for the Doctor to unsuspectingly land to refuel and end up taking me along on in his adventures.

Yeah, I know it's a long-shot. but it's better than the alternative.

FBI or CIA or UNIT or some other government agents break down the door, capture me, interrogate me, somehow find out I have two hearts, do radical experiments that have made aliens fearful of earth since Roswell, and keep me as a national security secret for the rest of my long, long, looooooong life.

I personally prefer to be optimistic and hope for the third outcome

No one breaks down the door, I sit happily at the computer, typing away, bury my head in a book from time to time, and live my long, long, looooooong life in peace.

WHEEWW!

That was a big mouthful!

(Anyone who really believed me just then should get their head scanned for cancer or some other mental disease, especially a GULLIBLE chip that was inserted at birth)


On Science Fiction_

If you've ever wondered what you're like in a parallel universe, put this on your profile.
Geeks are cool. Geeks are smart. Geeks will one day rule the universe. If you're a geek and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
The real proof that there's intelligent life out there is because they've never tried to contact us.
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. --Tom Clancy


On Duct Tape_

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together."
When all else fails, use duct tape.
There's nothing that can't be fixed by: A) duct tape B) chocolate or C) running it over. I prefer option C.
Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.
If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.


On Sanity_

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If someone has ever called you weird, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile\
If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
Only crazy people understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, put this in your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.
I reject your reality and substitute it with my own.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.
The statistics on insanity are that 1 of every 4 people has some kind of mental illness. Look at your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
When in doubt...throw a chair.
Keep smiling: It makes people wonder what your up to.
Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them
Fun flies when your doing time.
I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.
My reality check bounced.
I met some crazy people. They made me their leader!
Crazy doesn't even BEGIN to cover it.
Cute but psycho. It evens itself out.
I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Would you like that chronologically, or alphabetically?"
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get easily distracted... Spoon. Huh? Oh yea, then paste this on your profile.
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!?!
Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.
HA HA HA! HAHAHAHA...wait...what?
I'm smiling. That alone should scare you.
My imaginary friend thinks you have issues.
I am currently out of my mind; feel free to leave a message.
I have CDO. It's like OCD, but in the right order.
I smile because I have no idea what’s going on
You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you
Live a little. Because you can't be old and wise if you were never young and crazy.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be crazy-funny-in-an-insane-sort-of-way like us." type of thing.
Smile. It makes people wonder what you’re up to.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers. (I bit her, so it kinda evens out...)
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. She said, "No hablo ingles." (And she somehow still mananged to take away my super powers)
Yes I am insane, but sometimes I have these periods of boredom where I have to act normal like you.
If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit over nothing at all, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.
Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.
If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense (works for the Hatter)

For me, crazy is a loose term.
Crazy is when you start dancing in Wal-Mart to its cheesy music.

Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollable at your own jokes.
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.
Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.
Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself.
Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.
Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.
Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence.
Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it.
Crazy is when your so obsessed with a character that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if he/she will come out .
Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist.
Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day.
Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym.
Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny, and then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown.
Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. When you go to look at cats and can't stop.
Crazy is when you doze off playing your virtual ipod in your head and are snapped out of it when a friend asks you why your wiggling to what seems like a beat.
Crazy is when you stand on the street corner dressed in snazzy costumes and sing the Lollipop song at the top of your lungs while waving at random cars as they drive by.
Crazy is when you fall out of bed and then ask the floor if it's ok.
Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school excursion to bush gardens, laugh for two hours straight WHILE riding roller coasters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your friends, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it."
Crazy is when you claim you can walk on water and then get your best friend to hold you by your waist in the air and you move your legs in a walking movement (It works!!)
Crazy is when you fight with your friend over which vegetable you want to be.
Crazy is when you say pineapple and then threaten to slap someone if they even mention the word; claiming that it's yours.
Crazy is when you have a whole glass of coke in one go and go so hyper you laugh for several hours straight and bounce on your knees on your friend's bed until it breaks (it was an accident okay).
Crazy is when you walk up to random people in the swimming pool and do a Rose Tyler impersonation and ask what planet your on.
Crazy is when you walk up to someone you've never seen before in the street and sprout some random techno babble that ends with "And that's why you should always carry a banana around with you."
Crazy is when you ruin your science exams by answering them using only Gallifreyan numerals and covering it in other random...alien symbols, and then trying to pass it off as legitimate to the Head of Department, by claiming that really, you honestly are a Time Lady from the planet Gallifrey.
Crazy is when you insist on dressing up as Doctor Who characters for an Olympic themed fundraiser, then end up going as an Olympic Torch instead!
Crazy is when you try to stuff King size chocolate bar wrappers down the toilet.
Crazy is when you start rambling on about the physical abilities of pants.
Crazy is when you're best friend calls you at 11 at night and you are so tired that you think its 11 in the morning.
Crazy is when you frolic throughout the mall, buy a hat, then start shouting 'Mad as a Hatter! Hatters UNITE!' and start pretending your the Mad Hatter looking for Alice.
It's also what I am:) If you're crazy too, copy this onto your profile.

I've Done 1, 2, 5, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 28, 29, 30, 34, 35, 36, 39, 40 out of 40 Stupid Things.
1 Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
2 Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
3 You have ran into a glass/screen door
4 You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
5 You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
6 You have ran into a tree
7 It IS possible to lick your elbow
8 You tried to lick your elbow
9 You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
10 You just tried to sing them
11 You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
12 You have choked on your own spit
13 You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.. (parts of it)
14 You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
15 You just looked at it
16 Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
17 A LOT of People have called you slow
18 You have accidentally caught something on fire (Yeah, like MY HAIR!)
19 You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes
20 You have caught yourself drooling
21 You've fallen asleep in class
22 Sometimes you just stop thinking
23 You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
24 People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
25 You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
26 You use your fingers to do simple math
27 You have eaten a bug
28 You are taking this test when you should be doing something important. (Like dishes)
29 You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
30 You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket (Or on my face, when I wear glasses)
31 You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace...
32 You break a lot of things
33 Your friends know not to use big words around you
34 You sometimes tilt your head when you' re confused
35 You have fallen out of your chair before
36 When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall.
37 The word 'like' is used many times a day
38 You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say
39 You have spelled your name wrong
40 You have drawn a disformed heart


On Literature_

If you easily finish one novel (or more) a day, copy this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you read multiple books at the same time copy and paste this into your profile.
If you could easily finish an entire novel in mere hours (including author's notes, prologues, epilogues, footnotes, etc.) copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a wild imagination and it seems that no one appreciates it or doesn’t have an imagination for squat, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

What A Book Is:

A lot of people think they know what a book is. In reality, not that many do. You see a book is not something you do when you're bored; it's not something you were forced to read for a school book report. No, a book is something more than that. A book is something that can make you cry for hours for someone who's not even real (no matter how much you want them to be). It's something that can make you laugh on your worst day over something that is not even relativly funny. It's something that you scream at when something goes wrong and the idiot in the book won't listen to you (no matter how much you scream). It's something that you get so lost in that you forget the date and where you are for a second. A book is something that's so addicting that even when you say, 'this is the last page and then I'll put it down', you turn the page anyway. It's your best friend through thick and thin, whether you're black or white, fat or skinny, young or old. A book is just that- a book; it's just that some people don't know what a book is even though you have your whole life.


On Randomness_

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile.
Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27, 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile.
If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.
Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever breathed, copy and paste this into your profile.
It's not because I'm opinionated. I'm just always right!
I'm right! You're wrong! Any questions?
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.
WowlookatthisImtypingthisveryoddlinebreakifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile =D
>=) This is evil smiley. Evil smiley likes sharp things. Copy and paste Evil Smiley on your profile so he can see the world.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Common sense is the enemy of comedy.
There are few problems that can not be solved with large amounts of explosives.
I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.
If ignorance is bliss, then why is there school?
The solution to skin cancer…become nocturnal.
The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
How can a society that exists on instant mashed potatoes, packaged cake mixes, frozen dinners, and instant cameras teach patience to its young?
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 muscles to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone across the face.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
Life isn't passing me by. It's trying to run me over.
"Be Yourself" is just about the worst advice you can give some people.
One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
On a scale of one to awesome, that was purple.
When life hands you lemons, squirt the juice in your enemy's eyes.
In the year 3000, YouTube, Twitter and Facebook will merge, creating an epic waste of time called "You Twit Face".
I didn't hit you. I high-fived your face.
Some people say I have A.D.D. That's really not...Ooooh! A Shiny!
If the world didn't suck we would all fall off.
Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footsteps on the moon!
A positive attitude won't solve ALL of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
"Help! I've fallen and I can't -- Hey! Nice carpet!"
There are no stupid questions. Just stupid people.
I'm not afraid of death. What's it gonna to do? Kill me?
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.
Hey! It takes skill to trip on flat surfaces!
All people have the right to stupidity, but some people abuse the privilege.
I'm going to live forever, or die trying.
If I had something good to say, I would have already said it.
Education is important; school however, is another matter.
Look!! -points- A distraction!!
I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke three times. Once when it's said, once when it's explained to me, once five minutes later when I finally get it.
If you think that the most dangerous animals like tigers, bears, and elephants are cute then paste this on your profile.
Everything here is edible. I am edible, but, that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.- Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.
If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.
93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it. Don't be one of those people.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you can read/speak more than one language (not necessarily fluently), copy this into your profile.
If you believe in reverse psychology and know for a fact that it works, DO NOT copy this into your profile.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... 'Nuff said.
History doesn't repeat itself. It yells, "Didn't you just hear what I said?!" and lets the hammer fly.
Dear Optimist and Pessimist, while you were arguing over how full or empty the glass was, I drank it. Sincerely, Opportunist.
If you get a kick out of explosions, put this in your profile
I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.
If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
I like chocolate. Cheetahs are pretty. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile
The road to success is always under construction.
Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
If you've ever spelled your own name wrong above the age of 6, copy and paste this into your profile
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure.
"Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence."
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think that math is a pointless subject after you've learnt the basics (e.g. adding and subtracting), copy and paste this onto your profile.
If in a quiet room, you're the one who always asks 'Why's it gone all quiet?', copy and paste this onto your profile.
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If Wile E. Coyote (Looney Toons) had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
The newscaster is the person that says "Good Evening", then tells you why it's not.
Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. ARRR!!

If you've ever lost someone (pets count) you loved, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.

If you have a pet, copy and paste this on to your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

Catch a man a fish, and you sell it to him. Teach a man to fish and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

If you go down the wrong lane in reverse, is it still legal?

Why is vanilla ice cream white and vanilla extract brown?

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Mirrors can't talk and you're lucky they can't laugh.

I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits! I will not take advantage of the handicapped!

Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

If at first you don't succeed. destroy all evidence you tried.

Sometimes a road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Everybody is somebody else weirdo.

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

Plan A had worked. Plan B had failed. Everything depended on Plan C, and there was one drawback to this: he had only ever planned as far as B.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.


On Music_

Put this
(o)on your page
if you like music

If random songs just pop into your head at any given moment, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to "I know, You know" to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have music in your soul, copy and paste this into your profile.

The trouble with life is that there's no background music.

Music gives us an escape from our teenage heart driven lives, a chance to actually be part of something amazing. It gives us something to believe in.

If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) Dream about it, B.) Sing it in school no matter who's listening OR C.) Know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves" song copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten a song stuck in your head that you only know a few words to, and then gotten so fed up that you looked the lyrics up online just so that you could have something else stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.


On Fanfiction_

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer!

If FanFiction.net is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading your own stories, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think writing FF stories is fun, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile.

If you find yourself making fanfictions of other fanfictions in your head, post this in your profile.

If you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people’s profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have written a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you looked at my profile just to find random quotes or stuff to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

Put this on your profile if you've ever felt like crying from reading a fanfic story.

If you like copying and pasting these copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

You sit and listen while I talk about fictional characters like they actually exist.

If you really have no idea how this copy and pasting stuff started, but enjoy it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile

(Mom, don’t read this.) If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like copying and pasting these copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been on the computer for hours on end reading/writing fan fiction, you know what to do.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've ever thought of making a copy-paste blurb, copy this one onto your profile! (I have! See the section I dedicated to how much I hate Ilosovic Stayne!)

If you think writing FanFiction should be a job you could get paid for, paste this on your profile.


On My Fandoms_

If you've ever felt guilty eating an apple because 'An apple a day keeps the Doctor away', copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are Doctor Who obsessed, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland, copy this into your profile.

If you think that you ought to belong in Wonderland, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Disney films ROCK and can be watched by all ages, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever started singing 'Twinkle, twinkle little bat' in the middle of class, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you watched Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland so many tymes (lol, get it?) that you know the movie word for word and you can act out scenes BY YOURSELF, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read the original book by Lewis Carroll, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

98 percent of the teen population automatically thinks the word "Cullen" whenever they hear the name "Edward". If you're part of the 2 percent that thinks "Scissorhands" post this on your profile.

If you seeing the Tim Burton Alice in Wonderland made you realize you are insane and should go become a member of the Mad Tea Party, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you think that you ought to belong in Wonderland, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Alice was a complete moron for leaving Underland after slaying the Jabberwocky, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that if you stick Johnny Depp in any movie, it automatically makes it a good movie, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile!

If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you are a fan of Johnny Depp not only because he's attractive, but because of his personality and his love for children etc...copy and paste this on your profile!

If you think that Jack Sparrow, Elisabeth Swan and William Turner are the BEST pirates out there, copy this.

If you are happy that Tim Burton didn’t keep the two kisses between Alice and the Mad Hatter in the movie so that we fan fiction writers can write better scenes than they could, put this in your profile.

If you would do (almost) anything to meet Helena Bonham Carter, Johnny Depp and Tim Burton copy this onto your profile

If you LOVE Tim Burton's style of movies, copy and paste this into your profile. (I’ve only seen a couple, but the ones I have seen I liked.)

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR IS SANG TO THE SAME TUNE AS THE ALPHABET...copy this onto your profile if you just sang it in your head to see if its true. (I did that years back. It's also the same tune as Twinkle, Twinkle Little Bat.)

If you had that urge to want to sing "I Got a Jar of Dirt", copy this.

If you have ever sung "I've Got a Jar of Dirt, and Guess What's Inside it" (from Dead Man's Chest) while brushing your teeth or at any other time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes about Doctor Who, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes about Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland, copy this into your profile.

Steven Moffat once described Rose Tyler as the Doctor's 'needy girlfriend' Copy and paste this into your profile if this makes you angry!!

If you're a Sci Fi geek (like me) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you laugh secretly at some people or keep on comparing them with characters because they resemble some characters, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have seen a TV show so much that you can tell anyone what episode they are looking for just by hearing a little piece from it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you get way too excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flying-tackle-hug, copy and paste this into your profile.

You know your addicted when Underland, Raxicoricofalipatorius and several words you made up yourself are added to your computer dictionary.


On Love, Friendship and Being a Girl _

If you are a girl and you don't wear make-up, paste this in your profile because you rock.

If you don't care what other people think about you or your clothes, about how much money you have, or about how pretty you are, paste this in your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

Be Yourself! An original is always better than a copy. Just ask a counterfeiter.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall up the stairs, I ask if you're ok, then I laugh even harder. You jump off a bridge, I have dibs on your iPod.

Age is mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

If you are a tomboy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy and paste this into your profile.

Women go into marriage expecting men to change, and they don't. Men go into marriages expecting women to stay the same, but they don't.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.

Robbers stab you in the stomach. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. Friends stab you in the back. Best friends don't carry knives. They just poke each other with straws.

We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Live for the moments you can't put into words.

Being mature is overrated.

A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until she's in hot water.- Eleanor Roosevelt

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

It’s not who you’ve known the longest; It’s about who came and never left your side.

Rewind the good times. Fast-forward the bad things and pause the unforgettable moments.

Every girl has something special about her.

If you think you can be pretty without being self centered, copy and paste this to your profile.

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up, however...

Boys are cute when they try to be smart.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today. Prepare to shatter.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys (it's called chivalry), partying before studying, and friends before love.

The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

Forgive your enemies, but remember their names.

If you wear black and a genuine smile at the same time on a daily basis, copy this into your profile.

As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey -but I’d bet my a everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time...

When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I wanted to be a medical examiner.

When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I wanted to be a forensic anthropologist.

The difference between Prince Charming and Your Knight in Tarnished Armor? Prince Charming just happens to be there and Your Knight goes looking for you.

Life isn't about how many breathes you take. It's about how many moments that take your breath away.

I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah!

If you're pretty different from others copy this into your profile.

"One day your life will flash before your eyes, so make sure that it's worth watching."

YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night
Total: 12

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the shopping center.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of everything.
Total:11

If you feel like boys are so complicated, post this:

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

LADIES and GIRLS PLEASE READ EVERY LINE!!!... ... Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown Women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls make you come home. Grown women make you want to come home. Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man. Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging with his friends). Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special-and goes to kick it with her own friends. Girls think a guy crying is weak. Grown women offer their shoulder and a tissue. Girls want to be spoiled and 'tell' their man so. Grown women 'show' him and make him comfortable enough to reciprocate without fear of losing his 'manhood'. Girls get hurt by one man and make all men pay for it. Grown women know that was just one man. Girls fall in love and chase aimlessly after the object of their affection, ignoring all 'signs'. Grown women know that sometimes the one you love, don't always love you back-and move on, without bitterness. Girls will read this and get an attitude, Grown women will read this and pass it on.

Natural Highs (this is a pretty long list)

1.) Falling in love.
2.) Laughing so hard your face hurts.
3.) A hot shower.
4.) No lines at the supermarket.
5.) A special glance.
6.) Getting mail.
7.) Taking a drive on a pretty road.
8.) Hearing your favorite song on the radio.
9.) Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.
10.) Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.
11.) Chocolate peanut butter milkshake.
12.) A bubble bath.
13.) Giggling.
14.) A good conversation.
15.) The beach.
16.) Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter.
17.) Laughing at yourself.
18.) Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you.
19.) Midnight phone calls that last for hours.
20.) Running through sprinklers.
21.) Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.
22.) Having someone tell you that you're beautiful.
23.) Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS.
25.) Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.
26.) Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.
27.) Your first kiss (with the one you love).
28.) Making new friends or spending time with old ones.
29.) Playing with a new puppy.
30.) Having someone play with your hair.
31.) Sweet dreams.
32.) Hot chocolate
33.) Road trips with friends.
34.) Swinging on swings
35.) Making eye contact with a cute stranger.
36.) Making chocolate chip cookies.
37.) Having your friends send you homemade cookies.
38.) Holding hands with someone you care about.
39.) Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change.
40.) Watching the expression on someones face as they open a much desired present from you.
41.) Watching the sunrise.
42.) Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day.
43.) Knowing that somebody misses you.
44.) Getting a hug from someone you care about deeply.
45.) Knowing you've done the right thing, no matter what other people think

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough guts to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'


On Morals_

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against any kind of abuse, copy and paste this to your profile.

Child abuse is very, very real. If you are 100 percent against child abuse and want to help stop it, copy and paste this into your profile.


On Writing_

If "ain't" ain't a word, why is it in the dictionary?

If you believe spelling and grammar are important, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

If you have a book you intend to publish, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Paste this into your profile is you're a procrastination addict.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you consider yourself a WRITER rather than just an AUTHOR, put this in your profile. Writers put emotion into their work. Authors do it for the money.

Anyone can write. But to capture an audience with so much power, spirit and feeling that they forget everything around them - that is a true gift.

Writing is easy! You just sit in front of a piece of paper and sweat blood!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". Or "it's" and "its". Or "there", "their" and "they're". If you are one of the ones that do know the differences and want to deck those who don't, put this in your profile.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

If you have ever written something, loved it, but then next time you read it you hate it and completely rip it apart and completely rewrote it, copy and paste this on your profile.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

If you are one of the proud teens/adults who have a v-o-c-a-b-u-l-a-r-y and do not limit themselves to "omg!" and "Like, that is, like, so, like, totally awesome...!". copy and paste this into your profile.

You know that you’re destined to become a writer someday when…(the ones I do are bold)

1.You always have a notebook nearby in case you get an idea
2. You can’t help but try and spell everything right and get mad when you don’t have a spellchecker because you can’t spell anything worth anything.
3. You constantly correct your friends’ grammar when they “can’t talk good ‘round ya.”
4. You constantly correct your OWN grammar mistakes then slap yourself in the forehead.
5. You bite your tongue whenever your English teacher uses the wrong term for something.
6. Whenever you daydream, you’re unknowingly developing a plot for your next novel.
7. You only write fanfiction because you have writer’s block on a novel you intend to get published as soon as you finish it.
8. When you sleep, you dream about the characters of a book you scrapped with a new plot, then end up rewriting the novel later.
9. You’re always writing something down.
10. Even on the internet you use proper grammar and spelling, and still continue to correct people. And when they say “Its teh internet! Its nto important!” You start laughing and type “You have sooo many mistakes in the sentence. Yes, it IS important, no matter where you are.”
11. You hate, hate, HATE when people use “baby talk” like “Hai” and “Yesh” and “Nuuu!” etc.
12. People think you’re a super genius because you use “big words”
13. You are a grammar nazi
14. You can come up with a life story for random people you don’t even know, but see walking past you in the mall or whatever.
15. English is your best subject

Your a good writer if: (Again the ones I do are bold)

- You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...)
- You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. ('Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
- When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. ('Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
- After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
- You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered! (Next to chocolate, of course))
- You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

- Your emails tend to be pages long and not address the original topic
- You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
- No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
- The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
- Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. (I do actually. It is unbelievably annoying to have to stop writing in the middle of a sentence and take ibuprofen because my hands have oddly gone numb and hurt at the same time.)
People think you have A.D.D. (I do have ADD. It runs in the family (as does carpal tunnel syndrome), and coincidentally, both of my parent’s are writers, too.)
- You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
- You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
- You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
- Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
- And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (I probably would. I don’t know. I’ve never taken it.)

You know your a writer when...
-The letters on your keyboard can no longer be read. (I find 'white out' to be best for this problem, what else are you going to use it for??)
-Speaking of which, you would rather tear a page out of its book than use white out even once.
-Bad grammar is the first thing you notice about people you just meet or even know.
-You can type around 60 words per minute in your latest story but find your speed goes to 20 wpm when writing assignments you hate
-You wake up and sleep thinking of your latest story or a story you could write
-You carry a notepad in case of 'a good idea' and are never far from a pen (I collect colorful pens. The only color I don't have in my purse is black)
-There is literally a pen within easy grasp no matter where you sit in your home despite a pen (or three) that is always on you
-You are on at least one writing website
-You own more notebooks than actual books, which should be saying something
-You have read more books by grade 8 than the librarian of your school, and more than all high school teachers combined by now
-You would rather type one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one than 12345678987654321
-You would rather read a novel than watch the novels' movie (the book is ALWAYS better anyways right?) (I'd at least read the book first)
-You still give yourself spelling tests and Vocabulary Education (learning new words)
-Your reading this and wondering if you have found 'yourself' in an alternate universe/ some other fantastic story plot,
-In fact you are now considering if it is worth your time to write a story about just that...
-You make lists, for EVERYTHING but never follow them for unknown reasons
-You want to learn a new language just so you can write your stories in another language. Why wouldn't that be cool?
-You can solve the mystery of almost any story within the first few pages, third chapter at most
-You have corrected your English teacher at least five times
-You rate your English teachers' on their writing strengths, sadly most (if not all) teachers fall short of your expectations and hopes
-You make up your own monograms but never use them
-You have at least one extra keyboard, just in case!
-Your biggest dream is to be a writing protege.

1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.
2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names. (Well, sort of. Most of what I write is fanfiction, so the character names are already there.)
3. You often imagine your books becoming movies. (Right down to the cast)
4. Spell check is your best friend.
5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.
6. You hesitate before killing off one of your favorite characters. (Not anymore)
7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.
8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.
9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym. (And then use the synonym anyway)
10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.
11. You write so fast, you leave out words a sentence.
12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.
13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.
14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself. (Oh, so many times...)
15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' correctly half the time.
16. If you're note writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.
17. You talk to yourself... constantly.
18. You forget what day it is when your writing.
19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.
20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc. (except in normal, everyday conversation, as my family can attest)
21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.
22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.
23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.
24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.
25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.
26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.
27. You dream about your stories.
28. You dream of new stories.
29. You often revisit some of your old stories.
30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.


On Being Different_

98 percent of the Internet population has a Myspace. If you are part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy this into your profile.
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.
Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't copy this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
Define 'normal'
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good.
If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.


On The Insane People I call Family_

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
Family: We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.
If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into your profile. (This is for my brother. I've asked him. Little brothers really do this.)
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Why does the voice in my head sound like my mother?
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
If you have an annoying younger--or older--sibling, copy and paste this into your profile
If your mother is your best friend, copy and paste this to your profile.


On Ilosovic Stayne_

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, copy this into your profile.
Why don't you slip into something comfortable? Like a coma. I will gladly help you. (I’m talking to you, Stayne)
Copy and paste this to your profile if ILOSOVIC STAYNE MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Some people are like slinkys. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs. (I'm talking about you, Stayne)
If you know someone (see above) who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile (If you haven noticed, I reeeeeeally hate Ilosovic Stayne)
If you want to play The Red Queen in your school’s production of Alice in Wonderland for the sole propose of getting to slap Ilosovic Stayne, copy and post this to your profile.
If you want to play The White Queen in your school’s production of Alice in Wonderland for the sole propose of banishing Ilosovic Stayne with Iracebeth, copy and post this to your profile.
If you want to play The Hatter in your school’s production of Alice in Wonderland for the sole propose of getting to fight Stayne (twice) and beat him (once), copy and post this to your profile.
If you want to play The Red Queen’s Guards in your school’s production of Alice in Wonderland for the sole propose of getting to drag Stayne off the stage kicking and screaming, copy and post this to your profile.


MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.
7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.


Ten Quotes To Prove The Doctor Loves Rose Tyler

1. "I'm so glad I met you." The Unquiet Dead
2. "I could save the world, but lose you." World War Three
3. "I killed her once. I can't do it again." Dalek
4. "I only take the best. I've got Rose." Long Game
5. "I think you need a Doctor." Parting of the Ways
6. "Give her back to me." New Earth
7. "Humans decay. You wither and you die. Imagine having that happen to someone you --" School Reunion
8. "If you get back in touch... if you talk to Rose... tell her... just tell her... oh, she knows." Satan Pit
9. "If I believe in one thing, just one thing... I believe in her!" Satan Pit
10. Quite right too. And I suppose, if it's my last chance to say it... Rose Tyler--" Doomsday


Ships I heartily support-

Alice in Wonderland:

Hatter/Alice, Stayne/Iracebeth (they totally deserve each other), Tarrant's Hat/Chessur (Come on, Hatter. You can always make a new hat)

Doctor Who:

9/Rose, 10/Rose, 10.5/Rose, Doctor/TARDIS, 11/River, Mickey/Martha, Wilf/Mystery lady (from the end of time specials), 10/Lady Christina de Souza, Donna/Lee, Amy/Rory

The Big Bang Theory:

Shenny (Sheldon/Penny), Shamy (Sheldon/Amy), Leonard/Penny, Howard/Bernadette


Ships I tolerate-

Alice in Wonderland:

Mirana/Hatter (past tense)

Mirana/Stayne (again, past tense)

Margaret/Lowell (he's a dirtbag)

Doctor Who:

Rose/Mickey


If you ever actually read these things, copy and paste this into your profile.


Reviews make me giggle like a little girl on a sugar high.

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Caught by betawho reviews
Why does dad always catch you when you're having a good snog? River and the Doctor get caught by the most unexpected person...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 1/3/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
New and Improved Connor by SandyLee Potts reviews
I wanted to show Connor in a positive light, to remind people of how he has changed since his stint in the Cretaceous. I chose this scene, because it shows him in a really suitable light.
Primeval - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Connor T., Becker, Abby M., Matt A.
Foundling by Ponytales reviews
When an infant comes through an anomaly it reminds Abby a bit too much of her own childhood. She can't let that happen again. Set between series 3 and 4. Conner/Abby
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,175 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Abby M., Connor T. - Complete
Texting and Scones by Laura x Tennant reviews
Set after JE; Rose and the Doctor have arrived at her flat in London after a long and tiresome journey from Norway. Unsure yet hopeful, they begin to forge this strange new life together.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,795 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - 10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T.
The Talk by hannahncakes reviews
Parenting's a complex issue espacially when your daughter is older than you and dating a Time Lord. So quite often the Doctor and Rory need to have a little talk.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,723 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Life After by imitateslife reviews
Three years after the Lowardian Invasion, Drakken has carved a niche for himself in the scientific community. But when his new position as a professor at Go City University puts him in close quarters with Shego for the first time since going their separate ways, Drakken begins to wonder just what he's missed on his quest for renown. Drakken/Shego.
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,950 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Drakken, Shego
Once Upon A Time by hannahncakes reviews
This world made no sense. Fairytales didn't just become reality. But the Doctor knew he had to try to understand what was going on and, more importantly, find River.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,859 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Now Stop Sulking! by My Muse's Name Is Eden reviews
Sometimes River just needs a reality check and a bit of love from her mom. Spoilers for AGMGTW and LKH. R&R, no flames please.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, River Song/Melody P. III
Always Mad by Shadowblood13 reviews
Alice has come back to Wonderland! But what are the screams from Mirana's castle? What secret is Mirana keeping? What will they have to deal with next? Is the first Wonderland child what she seems to be? WARNING: Halice fluff!
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 71 - Words: 87,692 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K. - Complete
Unsavory Situations by avearia reviews
O'Farrell has a new hobby: cooking. Ingrid tries to be nice. Too bad 'being nice' involves taste-testing his new recipe. Humor, oneshot.
Fillmore - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Ingrid T., D. O'Farrell - Complete
Daddy by betawho reviews
Sometimes River would catch Rory just staring at her. She knew he was looking for his daughter.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/4/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, Rory W. - Complete
Night Terrors by domina tempore reviews
Castle knew he'd crossed a line, and that later she would make him regret it. But he wasn't as concerned with her feelings at the moment as he was with her life. Belated birthday gift for Jden556!
Castle - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
The Night Brings Violets by seilleanmor reviews
He is hallucinating. There isn't a time travelling British man on his couch. There can't be. Birthday present for Emily. COMPLETE.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,851 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rick C. - Complete
Heat of the Sun by esking reviews
"No, come on. Dressed as a Roman, not replying…" Castle waited for the others to pick up, but they just stared blankly at him. "He doesn't speak English! He's actually from Ancient Rome!"
Crossover - Doctor Who & Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rick C. - Complete
Searching by Omamori reviews
Spoilers for the Doctor's Daughter. After returning to the living, Jenny started travelling, and soon started searching for her father. She looks for him, hoping to be reunited with him once more.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
Understanding by ikantdance05 reviews
Amy and Rory come to understand that they aren't the only ones to have lost their little girl.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/30/2012 - 11th Doctor, Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
Two Years by Memoirs of a Dream reviews
It's been two years since he's seen the Ponds, and the Doctor is quite disappointed in them. A conversation just after the 2011 Christmas special, based on a real discussion I've had. Not quite a crack!fic but still very silly...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2012 - [Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.] 11th Doctor - Complete
Just Being Mean by 2manyfandoms reviews
An erroneous poster of Flynn would just be hitting his ego. And he had a big enough ego to handle a few petty blows. It was, after all just being a little mean ; There's a reason the nose is always wrong... and the Queen could tell you why.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2012 - The Queen, Flynn R. - Complete
House Call by La Raconteuse reviews
Shawn is given a case no one else will take seriously. A man thinks that aliens are abducting his employees. Shawn is determined to find the real explanation behind the disappearances, but the more he discovers, the less crazy he finds the man's story.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Psych - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,463 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - 10th Doctor, Shawn S. - Complete
The Light by Hattie Laraway
It's the start of every 'maybe' and every 'if'. It's wonderful, wicked but oh, so very kind. It's the light, in the dark abyss of time and space. One-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Complete
Sick by Princess Pinky reviews
Jenny's not feeling quite right, so she turns to her step-mother for urgent advice.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/28/2011 - [River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor] Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
The only flower by the river is the rose by savvyliterate reviews
In a bazaar on a far-away asteroid, two women find themselves browsing for ship parts. Ten/Rose, Eleven/River
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/22/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, Rose T. - Complete
Hello Fangirls by whovianstudent reviews
An Old Spice take on how awesome Whovians are.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/16/2011
Saving my Thief by Rael Ellan reviews
My Thief is sick, and I have to save him from himself. Again.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2011 - 11th Doctor, TARDIS - Complete
Fear by In The Loft reviews
Eleven is inscribed on a wooden plaque. His hand tightens on the doorknob. ... What is the Doctor's worst fear?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/8/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
This is it by PadawannaB reviews
A little story of how it starts, goes and ends. Published to celebrate the Pretend to be a Time Traveler Day, dedicated to all those who have ever watched a certain TV series and dreamed of stars and adventures.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Complete
An Impossible Child by colsamcarter reviews
"An Impossible Child, River - we're having An Impossible Child..." River/11 pregnancy fic based on Alex Kingston's spoiler "Is is just The Doctor's cot? Basically, how many babies have been in the cot..." ABANDONED
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,090 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Terrifying Truth by Girlbubble7991 reviews
So what happens when 3 doctor who fans get into the tardis... The Doctor,Amy and Rory will find out... THE TERRIFYING TRUTH!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011
Coming Back to Me by rosexknight reviews
The Doctor makes a vital mistake, driving River off. Now he's lost her. But something is amiss. Something bigger than all of them. I do not own any characters in Doctor Who or the show.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,893 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Lessons by Liz McCallus reviews
Eugene's riding lesson with Max ends with a lesson on girls!Max has a little crush...what does Eugene tell him?You'll see ;
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2011
To Daddy by ncfan reviews
A quick question and a quick answer. River, Rory.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, Rory W. - Complete
How He Loves Her by Melinda Coulson reviews
River knows just how to make the Doctor squirm. DRiver!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Stuck Like Glue by BMWWfreak reviews
Doctor and Rose take a few minutes to listen to a song. 10/Rose Fluff! Songfic.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Baby Talk by hannahncakes reviews
AGMGTW spoilers! The Doctor is left in charge of a baby Melody while the Ponds have a night off- it'll be fine though. He speaks baby. I promise nothing but a good bit of fluff. One-shot unless I change my mind.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/29/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Violet's Nightlight by LoreWren reviews
The young princess needs something that lights without burning. One-shot with Rapunzel and OC.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Rapunzel - Complete
Traditions by SomethingOutOfNothing reviews
"Sure you're not… Hang on, What? Did you jus? You did! You just agreed to kiss me!" It's Roses birthday, and the Doctor has a surprise for her.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Five Times Rory Punched the Doctor by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
it was times like this where the Doctor wished for Donna or Jackie instead and that was saying something...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/18/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
I saw them by ReadWriteRead reviews
The king and queen learns something new the day their daughter returns. Short and fluffy
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
You want to marry my daughter? by Emily Snow21 reviews
The King is a bit reluctant letting his daughter go off with the former thief, Eugene Fitzherbert. So he shows him the book of matrimonial regulations...
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Flynn R., The King - Complete
Without You by Memory Dragon reviews
The Brigadier is surprised to find the Master at his home. The more surprising fact is that the Master isn't there to stir up trouble. Faced with actually having to help the Master, the Brigadier resigns himself to a few more adventures.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,359 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Brigadier, The Master - Complete
Things We Weren't Meant To Know by Haleine Delail reviews
When a line of inquiry leads the Doctor and Martha into the inner sanctum of a great and famous scientist, through his works and his life story, they begin to realise that there are simply some stories that the two of them are not supposed to hear.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,680 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - 10th Doctor, Martha J. - Complete
Satellite by x-Avarice-x reviews
Theirs is a love for the ages. A mad man and his blue box. A TARDIS and her Time Lord. *One-shot*
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2011 - 11th Doctor, TARDIS - Complete
An Awkward Situation by Michea reviews
Drabble, one-shot, what if... Eleven/River/and who?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Domesticity by sunflowerb reviews
A little unseen moment set during 'Day of the Moon'. Oneshot, canon, semi-fluffyish. 11, River, and one bathroom mirror. Anything could happen.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Firework by domina tempore reviews
Everybody knows that everybody dies, and nobody knows it like the Doctor. But I do think that all the skies of all the worlds might just turn dark if he ever, for one moment, accepts it…and he won't for Sarah Jane. A tribute to Elisabeth Sladen.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,334 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sarah Jane S. - Complete
Bindings by Estrelle Buscador reviews
Rapunzel and Eugene visit the orphanage where Eugene grew up. While spending time with the kids, something important to Eugene is broken. Can Rapunzel fix it? One-shot.
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,936 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
What a Guy Wants by MrsTater reviews
Rapunzel is Eugene's new dream, but what does he do when his old dream comes true, too?
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
What a Wonderful World by Psychedelica reviews
Falling in love: the next big adventure for an adventurous young Time Lady. Jenny's own little Parting of the Ways . . . Jenny/OC
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
Where River Song Proves A Point to Sarah Jane by LilahKat reviews
So two women - one who's very quick to use a gun and one who doesn't like them meet. Here's what happens...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Sarah Jane S., River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Done This Before by x-Avarice-x reviews
In which Amy overhears River and the Doctor... "doing things" in the kitchen. *One-shot, rated T*
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/24/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Epiprologue, cont'd by Rebel-Angel-Hero reviews
The end to the story of how Eugene came to be narrating the movie. Original story by NikkyPickles.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Picturesque Moment by Lady Greenbrier reviews
Rapunzel falls asleep in Eugene's arms after a very long and exhausting day of frolicking around. Eugene takes advantage of the quiet to consider his relationship with Rapunzel. One-shot, fluffy.
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
A night time conversation by HolicGirlXXX reviews
"Um…hi…?" he whispers, "Sorry to wake you up but this is the only time I can talk to you without, well, looking like an idiot."
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
A Tangled Web by funvince reviews
Ch 1: Eugene's had a long day. Coming back from the dead will do that. And now the King wants to talk to him? Ch 2: The Queen thinks about what type of person her daughter has become. She has missed so many moments. Can she really be a mother now?
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,870 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R., The Queen, The King
Take Us Away by x-Avarice-x reviews
This fic isn't about Doctor Who as much as it's about the fans of Doctor Who, the people who sit on this website and delve into everything that this show has to offer. This is for you guys.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Complete
Blame by NikkyPickles reviews
Eugene blames himself and awaits the King's justice after Rapunzel is... hurt.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Flynn R. - Complete
Nuance by ItsLukasBondevik reviews
After months and months of enduring it, Eugene decided that enough was enough.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Angel by ItsLukasBondevik reviews
The 8 year old Eugene Fitzherbert thought the princess looked like an angel.
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Flynnigan Ryder vs Eugene Fitzherbert by Duchess Sophie von Teschen reviews
"Eugene, are you threatened by this?" She waves the literature around in the air to prove her point. "You can tell me."
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Just Before Dawn by ItsLukasBondevik reviews
For one dark, cold, frightening moment, Rapunzel was completely alone.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
A Question of Love by Shinammi reviews
They were words she'd spent her entire life hearing. Then out of nowhere, they were exposed as lie. Now she isn't sure how to handle hearing them again.
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
The Stuff of Nightmares by CanaryMoon reviews
Rapunzel finally tells her parents exactly what happened on her last day in the tower.
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,872 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Rapunzel, The Queen
Beyond Appearances by katybaggins reviews
Everyone's heard the phrase "Don't judge a book by it's cover", and so has Rapunzel. In this version of the movie, Rapunzel will learn the meaning of that phrase first-hand.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,531 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
This Precious Room by Singing Muse reviews
For eighteen years, he had been filling her bedroom with everything he thought a princess would want. Now that she had return, would she even like it? Father-daughter time between the King and Rapunzel because I think they need it!
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2011 - The King, Rapunzel - Complete
Rapunzel's First Ball by kelly dawson reviews
It's Rapunzel's first royal ball... In the midst of her being nervous, she learns about Eugene's first love.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,385 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel
Proud by ItsLukasBondevik reviews
Rapunzel remembers something that Gothel told her, and asks her mother about it.
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2011 - The Queen, Rapunzel - Complete
The Queen's Song by vifetoile89 reviews
Mother Goethel isn't the only one singing to restore what was lost... a quiet moment with the Queen as she releases the lantern, alone. One-shot.
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/8/2011 - The Queen - Complete
A Question of Beauty by CanaryMoon reviews
Rapunzel asks Eugene the question all men dread, and Eugene gives an unexpected answer. Fluff, but a more serious side to these two lovelies.
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Confession by jessoyouknow reviews
So Rapunzel's been trying to figure out how to tell Eugene about it. And after several weeks, this is how it went.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R.
Happy Beginning by NikkyPickles reviews
Super quick one-shot covering the loop-hole surrounding a commoner and a princess.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Flynn R., The King - Complete
Rescuing Rapunzel by NikkyPickles reviews
An alternative ending, extending the adventure.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,951 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Flynn R. - Complete
Such Great Lengths by NexusTehULF0o reviews
Rapunzel's been in a strange mood, and Eugene's dying to know why. Eugene's POV. Oneshot. Eugene/Rapunzel
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/16/2010 - [Flynn R., Rapunzel] - Complete
Vanilla Twilight by thecivilunrest reviews
The spaces between my fingers are right where yours fit perfectly. Eugene/Rapunzel
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Terrified by Further Horizons reviews
Rapunzel is scared in the night and turns to Flynn.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R.
O' Child of Mine by Blue Rowan reviews
In the beginning it was just a way to become young again. Then as Rapunzel grew things became...complicated. Introspection into Mother Gothel.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2010 - M. Gothel - Complete
Epiprologue by NikkyPickles reviews
The story of how Eugene came to be narrating the movie
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Stolen by airplanetrainjane reviews
Another Tangled one shot with Rapunzel and Flynn. I don't know, I like writing fluff about them. I don't own them sadly, Disney does.
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Blondie by redbeanmochi reviews
Rapunzel will never see her blond hair ever again. Or will she? Oneshot! Horrible summary, I know. The story's much better, I promise. Rates and reviews make a happy author :
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Complete
Paint on the Walls by best with breadsticks reviews
Oneshot: There really is only one person who could ever capture his nose in an illustration just right.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
At Last by SoonToBeActress reviews
For Rapunzel's nineteenth birthday, Flynn wants to take her out to the lake and watch the lanterns like they did the year before. One-shot.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Mother by RacRules reviews
"I've escaped my tower, I've found the love of my life, almost lost the love of my life, and found out that my mother was not my mother. This woman is. This woman is my mother. Why oh why do I need to continue telling myself that?" Oneshot.
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Rapunzel - Complete
Catching Rider by Wicked42 reviews
Tangled oneshot. A disgruntled palace guard captures Flynn Rider, but he's missing a few details. Like the fact that Rider is dating the princess, for example. Rider x Rapunzel.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Nightmares by Wicked42 reviews
Tangled oneshot. Rapunzel has lingering feelings about Gothel. Rider x Rapunzel fluff.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
That One Thing by Wicked42 reviews
Tangled oneshot. Flynn has a little talk with the king, man to man. Hinted Rider x Rapunzel.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Flynn R., The King - Complete
A Tribute by x-Avarice-x reviews
Because this entire fandom has it all wrong. One-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Lessons by Otter Child reviews
Vignettes chronicling the first year of Jenny's life with her father. An impulsive young girl has a lot to learn. And so does an reckless man who thought he knew it all.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,842 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 2/4/2009 - 10th Doctor, Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
Stuff and Nonsense by pumpkinspice-unicorn reviews
Alice returns to London once more, embarking on a trip to China. Wonderland has become a distant memory until she finds a familiar item tucked away in her things and a strange, fiery-haired ship captain. Wonderland is in turmoil once more. 2010 cont'd
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,694 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Tea Time by YappiChick reviews
He waits for her Return. Again.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K. - Complete
The Claws of the Kitten by LTAOZFAN reviews
Team Possible encounters a new criminal who seems to be very good at the business of being evil. Has Kim Possible finally met someone who will defeat her?
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,935 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
Long Way to Happy by E.A. Week reviews
On their first New Year's Day in the alternate universe, Rose gets some tough love from Jackie.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,042 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Rose T., Jackie T. - Complete
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Doctor Who, Redux reviews
What if Rose wasn't the Doctor's companion? What if they never met? This is Doctor Who season one, redone. But be careful what you wish for. The more things change, the more they stay the same. (On permanent hiatus)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 11/7/2012 - 9th Doctor
Dr Jennifer Martha Donna Nobis-Jones reviews
Rated T, you'll see why later.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 10/3/2012 - [Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.] 11th Doctor, Jenny - Doctor's Daughter
Jenny and the Gamma Forests
Jenny is traveling, just like her dad, and happens across the Gamma Forests. Prequel to Dr Jennifer Martha Donna Nobis-Jones.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
Come Bitter Rain: Part 2: That Saddest of All Words reviews
Zally and a number of others are injuried, and the Maru and it's crew are stranded in an unknown region of space. Oh, and they've been spotted by a Nietschean battlecrusier. (on temporary hiatus)
Andromeda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2012 - [S. Harper, OC] D. Hunt, Beka V.
Stranger Things Have Happened reviews
AU. A linear retelling of the story of a non-linear time traveler. Contains Spoilers! (ON TEMPORARY HIATUS. Sorry.)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,466 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 5/20/2011 - [River Song/Melody P. III, Jack H.]
River and the Sports Car reviews
A DW/car joke. Enjoy!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/27/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Come Bitter Rain reviews
Post season 5. Slightly Harper-centric. Dylan, Beka and Harper are stranded on a desert planet with a broken down Maru. When the trio find a woman from Harper's past, everything is not as it seems...
Andromeda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,758 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - [S. Harper, OC] Beka V., D. Hunt - Complete
Rita reviews
Rory goes back to earth, and back to his job. Little does he realize that his comment about notifying the next of kin of people that the Doctor meets was entirely called for. Post Night Terrors.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Rita, Rory W. - Complete
Shed No Tears For Me reviews
Alice learns about her mother's past. The Hatter's going Madder. A familiar face has shown itself in Wonderland again, but some old enemies have returned as well. This it could mean war. Possible character death! Hopefully Stayne's! (ON HIATUS. Sorry.)
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 21,576 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
But I Do Not Owe You A Kindness reviews
Mirana is holding a grudge against Stayne for something that happened between them years and years ago. Now it's time for a little revenge...
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/12/2011 - White Queen/Mirana of Marmoreal, Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne - Complete
Would You Wear It? reviews
Alice want to give a very special gift to her mother for her un-birthday. Just a one-off story I thought of.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Alice K., Helen K. - Complete
Six Impossible Things reviews
Another list of six impossible things, except from a slightly different perspective.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K. - Complete
She Had Just Turned Five reviews
The Doctor has just met River for the Last Time, and tells Amy and Rory about the First Time they met... WARNING: This story may make you cry. I was crying when I wrote it.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
The Jealous Type reviews
A little bit of Doctor/River drabble. A bit OOC, but cute. The Doctor asks River a question he's been wondering for a while...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/23/2011 - [River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor] - Complete
Alternate reviews
The Doctor explains to Amy about parallel worlds.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/19/2011 - [Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.] 11th Doctor - Complete