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Hello. Congratulations! You are not illiterate. This is my profile. If you didn't know that I'm not quite sure how you learned to read. The kinds of fanfictions I like reading are either really funny stories, preferably parodies, or just really well written stories. At the moment I really like the kind of stories where Harry goes back in time and relives his Hogwarts years. If you have found a really good one that isn't on my favorites please message me about it as I am currently on my last one. Or alternatively if you just have a really good fanfic that isn't on my favorites please message me about that too.

Now for some quotes and proverbs

The most commonly used lie is 'I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions'

If life gives you melons you may be dyslexic

An apple a day keeps anyone away if thrown hard enough

I'm a pessimist because everyone knows that frowning uses more muscles than smiling and more muscles means more exercise.

Dear Maths,

I'm not a therapist, solve your own problems.

Auntie Em,

Hate you,
Hate Kansas,
Taking the dog,

Dorothy.

May the mass X acceleration be with you.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. AND SPIDERS!

Real men don't sparkle. Real men defeat dark wizards!

If zombies chase us I'm tripping you.

Sarcasm is the best thing ever.

Absolute zero. -273.15 is the coolest.

I'm not afraid of the dark. I'm afraid of the ninjas that hide in the dark.

If it wasn't for law enforcement and physics I'd be unstoppable!

The shin-bone: a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

46.536% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

And now for some random stuff I found on some peoples profiles

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90% of teens would cry if the Justin Bieber was on the Empire State Building about to jump.

If you're in the 10% who would grab a chair and some popcorn and yell " Jump idiot, jump!"

Post this in your profile!

The "Friday" song is about the JFK assassination. The driver of the car he was assassinated in's name was Samuel Kickin (Kickin in the front seat, sittin in the back seat). The assassination occurred on a Friday, and when he was shot the Secret Service yelled at Jackie Kennedy to "get down" (got to get down on Friday). Parts about the cold war and the spread of Communism are also reflected (everybody's Russian) and to top it all off, in the hotel that morning JFK declined a breakfast of sausage eggs and toast for a bowl of Bran Flakes instead (got to have my bowl-got to have my cereal). Also, the following Monday JFK was supposed to sign a bill into law requiring all public schools to provide bus transportation for their students, (Got to catch my bus).

IMPORTANT!!!

My petition to ban dihydrogen monoxide

There is a dangerous chemical called dihydrogen monoxide that is widely used in industry. I am part of a petition to ban it.

Dihydrogen monoxide:

Is called "hydroxyl acid", the substance is the major component of acid rain.

Contributes to the "greenhouse effect".
may cause severe burns.

Is fatal if inhaled.

Contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.

Accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.

May cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.

Has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

As an industrial solvent and coolant.

In nuclear power plants.

In the production of Styrofoam.

As a fire retardant.

In many forms of cruel animal research.
In the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.

As an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.

Please add this to your profile to spread awareness of this danger.

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r Animorphs: The Reckoning by WhatWouldEnderDo reviews
AU/multiple points of departure, with the intent to fix/sane-itize/create internal consistency, allowing rational agents to take things to the extreme. Visser Three is competent, the Yeerks are moving rapidly, and the Animorphs are actually trying to win (but are inexperienced and unprepared). Inspired by Worm and HPMOR.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 184,191 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 6h - Published: 3/4/2015 - Elfangor, Jake
Lady Archimedes by White Squirrel reviews
Sequel to The Arithmancer. Years 5-7. Armed with a N.E.W.T. in Arithmancy after Voldemort's return, Hermione takes spellcrafting to new heights and must push the bounds of magic itself to help Harry defeat his enemy once and for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 194,464 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 2,516 - Updated: 9/24 - Published: 8/22/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., George W., Ginny W.
Hermione Granger and the Perfectly Reasonable Explanation by Robin.Drew reviews
In 1991, a child came to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry with obvious gifts, but which few suspected would change the world... Oh, and Harry Potter enrolled that year as well. *** A few tweaks to canon, plus extrapolating Hermione's apparent intelligence realistically. I expect events to diverge fairly quickly. ;) *** cover image cc by-nc RooReynolds @ Flickr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 79,879 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 9/15 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Hermione G.
Rationalising Death by Scientist's Thesis reviews
What if the mentioned super intelligence of Yagami Light and his antagonists wasn't just informed, but was actually true?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,652 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 9/7 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Light Y., L, Misa A.
Draco Malfoy and the Practice of Rationality by taogaming reviews
(Continuation of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong) Still reeling from Lucius' Death and Narcissa's rebirth, Draco struggles to find his place in a changing Hogwarts and learns a dark secret of his new room-mate: Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 194,982 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 9/4 - Published: 5/2/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Pokemon: The Origin of Species by DaystarEld reviews
Enter the world of Pokémon from a rational perspective. Instead of starting his journey in ignorance, Red has spent his years studying the creatures so central to his world... and he doesn't quite agree with all the information in his books. No time for rookie mistakes here: he's on a quest to discover the true nature of Pokémon, and maybe even find out where they really come from.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 242,025 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 1,658 - Updated: 9/1 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Red, Leaf, Blue O./Green O. (male)
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 203,693 - Reviews: 2462 - Favs: 6,196 - Follows: 7,400 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 162 - Words: 727,104 - Reviews: 10065 - Favs: 4,255 - Follows: 3,308 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 9/4/2005
The Merging by Shaydrall reviews
The Dementor attack on Harry leaves him kissed with his wand broken in an alleyway. Somehow surviving, the mystery remains unanswered as the new year draws closer, buried by the looming conflict the Order scrambles to prepare for. Buried by the prospect of his toughest year at Hogwarts yet. In the face of his fate, what can he do but keep moving forwards?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 378,110 - Reviews: 2991 - Favs: 6,586 - Follows: 7,877 - Updated: 8/5 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Harry P.
3 Slytherin Marauders by severusphoenix reviews
Harry & Dudley flee an abusive Vernon to Severus Snape. Severus finds a new home for himself & the boys with dragons and hunt the Horcruxes from there. The dragons, especially one become their allies. Tom R is VERY different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 144 - Words: 582,712 - Reviews: 5954 - Favs: 3,347 - Follows: 3,417 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 121 - Words: 596,314 - Reviews: 14644 - Favs: 10,370 - Follows: 10,047 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
Last Chance by Laume reviews
AU. In 1938, Albus Dumbledore heads to a London orphanage to deliver a letter to a muggleborn student, and decides to be reasonable when encountering Tommy Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,200 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 2,137 - Follows: 2,679 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
A Voice Across the Void by Zoltan Berrigomo reviews
A padawan comes across an ancient Sith holocron during an archaeological field trip and keeps the discovery secret from his masters.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,676 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 10/6/2014 - Complete
Hogwarts Battle School by Kwan Li reviews
AU. Voldemort kills Dumbledore but is defeated by a child. In the aftermath, Snape becomes the Headmaster and radically changes Hogwarts. Harry Potter of House Slytherin begins his Third Year at Hogwarts Battle School and realizes that friend and foe are too similar for his liking. Competing with allies and enemies, Harry finds there is a cost to winning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 349,176 - Reviews: 2033 - Favs: 2,537 - Follows: 3,030 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Blaise Z.
The Better Man by Laume reviews
Suppose the Marauders torture hadn't driven Snape to Voldemort and he had been the better man. What would the future have looked like? Warning: may now contain DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,568 - Reviews: 2012 - Favs: 3,332 - Follows: 4,191 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
Revival by xingxingzf reviews
Severus Snape decided to revive the dead ones he cared about, and tried to prevent the end of the world by Harry Potter. In the meanwhile, a certain disappeared lord had his own agenda. Note: This is a Harry Potter and Methods of Rationality sub-fanfic, HPMOR compliant except for the last paragraph in Chapter 121.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 52 - Words: 138,510 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 3/20/2015 - Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M., Salazar S.
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 162,375 - Reviews: 2539 - Favs: 4,150 - Follows: 5,335 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Self-Modification by bsen reviews
After the events of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, Harry and his friends continue their war against an enemy even Voldemort feared. Unfortunately, the world will not wait – or keep them safe – while they mature enough to succeed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 60 - Published: 3/14 - Harry P.
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 5541 - Favs: 5,872 - Follows: 7,365 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Harry & the Mysterious Curse of the GirlWhoLived by Lord Jeram reviews
Harry always knew that there was something unique about him. In a way, the arrival of the Hogwarts acceptance letters was almost expected... except, why are they all addressed to 'Harriet Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 134,880 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 1,616 - Follows: 2,222 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P.
Bits and Pieces a collection of sorts by BajaB reviews
A place to put all of the snippets and ideas that are never going anywhere. Mostly Crackfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,990 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 10/19/2010
My Short Story Haven by Janara reviews
A haven for my short stories, or for those stories that just doesn't want to be finished. I hope you will enjoy reading them as much as I enjoyed writing them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,359 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 8/15/2011
Thou Shalt Not Suffer by TheWizardsHarry reviews
I was eleven years old when I first heard about Hogwarts, but my faith told me everything about that school was evil. This is the story of how I reconciled my religion with the truth about what I am.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,131 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 12/21/2015 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Complete
Lighting Up the Dark by Velorien reviews
AU inspired by an omake in HPMOR. 12 years ago, the Fourth Hokage gave his life to seal Kyubey, the Nine-Brained Demon Fox, into the infant Naruto. Now, the time has come for a smarter, more creative Naruto to take on a world in which quick thinking and a solid grasp of strategy are worth a dozen rare techniques, and a brilliant mind can challenge even the deepest darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 153,181 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 1,816 - Updated: 12/21/2015 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U.
Ginny Weasley and the Sealed Intelligence by BayesWatch reviews
Continuation fic of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. It's Ginny Weasley's first year at Hogwarts, and before she knows it, she is caught up in matters too grave even for a second year Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 97,916 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 12/18/2015 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
Sunshine Sidestories by Silver Queen reviews
Snippets from the D.O.S. story line.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,993 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 1,729 - Follows: 2,061 - Updated: 11/1/2015 - Published: 3/5/2012
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 419,605 - Reviews: 14610 - Favs: 20,384 - Follows: 20,021 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Following the Phoenix - Flashes by hezzel reviews
A series of short flashes, set in the months and years after the events of Following the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,044 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/29/2015 - Published: 8/21/2015
The Arithmancer by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 529,129 - Reviews: 3593 - Favs: 3,143 - Follows: 2,969 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., S. Vector - Complete
Following the Phoenix by hezzel reviews
A single-/dual-point-of-departure spinoff from Less Wrong's brilliant story "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality", branching away in Chapter 81. Hermione is sent to Azkaban, but Harry is not about to give up. Unfortunately, it doesn't look like his enemy is about to leave things alone either.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 260,387 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 8/21/2015 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Q. Quirrell - Complete
Reverse by Lady Moonglow reviews
Hermione is unexpectedly swept into a dystopian world of opposites where Dumbledore reigns as Dark Lord and Muggle technology and the Dark Arts have revolutionized Britain. A Light wizard resistance led by Tom Riddle and the Malfoys has been left to a nightmarish fate. Can Hermione, posing as her darker incarnation, help save a world more shattered than her own? HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 409,050 - Reviews: 3744 - Favs: 2,664 - Follows: 3,393 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 1/21/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Words Fail by Nea Marika reviews
Fighting a heroic battle in a room full of mysterious time pieces is not a smart thing to do. Time Travel, Slash TR/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 178,885 - Reviews: 1358 - Favs: 2,845 - Follows: 3,871 - Updated: 7/4/2015 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Another Prisoner, Another Professor by Marauder reviews
AU. In Harry's third year he must learn the many truths about the new DADA teacher, Professor Black, and an escaped convict, Remus Lupin. Eventual SBxRL.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 125,166 - Reviews: 1870 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Far Too Many Time Travelers by Lord Jeram reviews
Someone has a daring plan to go back in time and fix everything. No wait, not him, I meant the other... how many people have time traveled anyway? Poor Harry seems to be the only normal one left.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 53,398 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 1,450 - Updated: 6/3/2015 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Something Something by Legendary Legacy reviews
Hey, wouldn't it be cool if someone took as many fanfic cliches as possible and stuffed them all into one story? No? Well, I went ahead and did it anyway. Multi-chapter Mockfic. This summary is actually a lot better than I originally thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,891 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and Future's Past by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts out the day after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione meet the Goddess of Love, and she offers to let them go back in time. Strictly Harry and Hermione. Minor - well maybe major Ginny, Ron and Dumbledore Bashing. Soul Bond - Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 312,836 - Reviews: 5659 - Favs: 9,744 - Follows: 11,549 - Updated: 5/3/2015 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14471 - Favs: 19,134 - Follows: 16,692 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 32470 - Favs: 19,362 - Follows: 15,738 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Fridays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 301,307 - Reviews: 5493 - Favs: 4,464 - Follows: 5,111 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 5/7/2012
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 5,034 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Switched Chance by LunaStorm reviews
In which Hermione attempts a time-travelling ritual without due preparation and Harry happily goes along for the ride, and both have to cope with living their best friend's life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 116,174 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 1,710 - Updated: 1/22/2015 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 4225 - Favs: 9,076 - Follows: 9,474 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Surpassing Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, fifth and final in main Dangerverse. Harry Potter is Marauder-trained and Warrior-chosen. When he stands united with his Pack and Pride, evil has no chance, but Lord Voldemort is a past master of dividing and conquering... Years Six and Seven, story COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 519,766 - Reviews: 2175 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Complete
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,728 - Reviews: 1626 - Favs: 1,673 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,797 - Reviews: 3434 - Favs: 8,875 - Follows: 10,155 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
In Fire Forged by OmgImPwned reviews
In a world where modern physics and chakra are seemingly irreconcilable, fifteen-year-old Haruno Sakura graduates as a first-grade genin with the year's highest academic scores and is thrust into a world more complex and a lot less nice than she would have thought at first. AU. Volume one of a planned trilogy. Ch 8, Ignition 1.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,144 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Sakura H.
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 3027 - Favs: 7,213 - Follows: 8,802 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Weres Harry? by DobbyElfLord reviews
Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 152,524 - Reviews: 3609 - Favs: 7,565 - Follows: 8,469 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P.
Worm d20 by throwaawy reviews
You know that one gamer, the one who breaks into every house and turns the place inside-out in their search for loot? That adventurer who slaughters everything in their path for XP? What if the events of Worm were a group of friends simply playing a pen & paper RPG? What if the protagonist could best be described as one such adventurer? Rated T for language.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,973 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Skitter
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 147 - Words: 1,253,480 - Reviews: 10859 - Favs: 6,563 - Follows: 5,892 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Wait, What? by Publicola reviews
Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,551 - Reviews: 1161 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 1,557 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 8627 - Favs: 15,815 - Follows: 10,812 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,295 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 2,126 - Follows: 2,310 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
No Longer Human by ImaSoBored reviews
Phoenix tears. Basilisk venom. Forced to compete, they would kill Harry from the inside out. But, thanks to a bout of accidental magic, he survives. He survives, but is irreparably changed forever. Reeling from the aftermath, Harry is confronted with, ultimately, what it means to be human. 2nd Year divergence. NOT DEAD. IN REWRITE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,937 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Harry P.
The Last Christmas by alexanderwales reviews
The mantle of Santa Claus has been passed down once again, this time to an industrial engineer who starts to get some dangerous ideas in his head about the true meaning of Christmas. This fic is still being worked on. I finished it with Christmas (2013) as my deadline, but the story suffered for it, so even though it's complete there will probably be a reworking of it later.
Mythology - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,160 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Complete
Oops by michaelsuave reviews
Go back to the beginning, that was the plan. Stop Voldemort on the cusp of becoming a dark lord, stop him before he created his first horcrux and change history before it could be written. That was the plan, only Harry made a mistake.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,183 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 1,621 - Follows: 1,807 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Harry P.
From the Flame to the Spark by Ephemeral-Nightboy reviews
Ginny Weasley pulls a PeggySue after Harry dies in the final battle. Featuring a determinator!Ginny who doesn't care how the previous timeline went, she's going to save Harry no matter what. Also, a minor not-really but sort-of crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,794 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Growing Up Black by Elvendork Nigellus reviews
What if Harry had been rescued from the Dursleys at age six and raised as the heir of the Noble and Most Ancient, etc.? This is the story of Aries Sirius Black. AU. Part I complete. Part II in progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 69 - Words: 234,225 - Reviews: 4507 - Favs: 6,478 - Follows: 6,562 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Hermione Granger and the Burden of Responsibility by Squirrelloid reviews
Threatened with Azkaban, Hermione Granger is helpless until rescued by Harry Potter. The problem is that Harry has a mysterious dark side which eats people. Needing control of her life, Hermione resolves to become her own hero and hopefully save all of Britain from Harry Potter. Single point of divergence from the fic Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,895 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 6/26/2012
Rectifier by Niger Aquila reviews
In one world, the war against Lord Voldemort is raging. In another, a Hogwarts professor named Tom Riddle decides to put his theory on alternate worlds to test and embarks on a trip that quickly turns into a disaster. AU sixth year. DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,878 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 1,936 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Tom R. Jr., Albus D., Voldemort
Innocence by linkhyrule5 reviews
Sometimes, you were right the first time. The decision won't change, no matter how much you think about it. And in the end... you can call yourself good, or not. Recursive fanfiction for Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. Spoilers for Chap. 85.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Right Hand Path by Sophiax reviews
Merope survives to raise her son, Tom Riddle. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 90,252 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Tom R. Jr., Merope G.
Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon. WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,606 - Reviews: 3276 - Favs: 6,394 - Follows: 8,506 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Time Snafu by Lord Jeram reviews
Harry has a little "accident" with a easily-swallowed Time-Turner. Yes, an "accident". Ultra crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,233 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Harry P.
Tampering with Time is Risky Business by Athey reviews
Draco deeply regrets taking the Mark. He's terrified of failure and he cant fix the vanishing cabinet. Then he stumbles across a box that holds the secret to time travel. He goes back to 1st year to try and save his family and earns a loyal friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 39,815 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,466 - Follows: 1,780 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Warrior's Heir by Osireia reviews
DEAD. Harry is thrown into a world where purebloods are condemned, Tom Riddle is the Boy Who Lived, and the Dark Lord is someone he'd never suspect. Will his emerging abilities be enough? Should he support Riddle - or the Dark Lord? No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 164,771 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 1,464 - Follows: 1,562 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Black Phoenix by Sara Blake reviews
After being killed by the one they considered a friend Harry and Hermione travel in an alternate universe with hopes for a normal life.But,as fate has it, they are now in the middle of a war with Grindelwald and eleven again! Normal is overrated anyway...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 123,973 - Reviews: 3926 - Favs: 3,818 - Follows: 4,137 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Through Another's Eyes by Neurotica reviews
AU. Sequel to Through the Cupboard. Following the oddest summer of his entire life, Harry Potter returns to Hogwarts and attempts to discover exactly where he belongs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,322 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Harry P., OC
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 15451 - Favs: 8,781 - Follows: 7,706 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Paradise Lost by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
With one question posed to the Sorting Hat, Harry Potter's life changes completely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,214 - Reviews: 1738 - Favs: 4,521 - Follows: 5,147 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Mandragora by NothingPretentious reviews
Consider the curiously humanoid mandrake root, or mandragora. It is hideously ugly, deadly dangerous, and a powerful restorative. Why would anything else matter? * * A tale of horror. Please review. * *
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 69 - Published: 2/23/2012 - P. Sprout - Complete
Harry Potter and the Magic of Unity by Phoenix Burst reviews
Sequel to Harry Potter and the Spiritual Heirs. The Heirs have returned and they're prepared to end the war while fighting for the Gray. Full summary inside. Review! On hiatus!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,226 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 1,621 - Follows: 2,469 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Graveside Revelations by Sarah1281 reviews
After being gone for a year and taking down Moriarty's criminal empire, Sherlock decides to reveal himself to John at the graveyard. Surprisingly, things do not go the way he expected them to. At all. Post season two.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Merely A Minor Position by Sarah1281 reviews
A chance observation from Sherlock leads John to finally figure out exactly what position Mycroft holds in the British Government. Naturally, he's shocked that Sherlock didn't know. Even more naturally, Sherlock himself couldn't care less.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 1,759 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 3,373 - Follows: 1,309 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Souls Abound by robst reviews
This story came from an idea of there being more than one version of Voldemort running around, due to his horcruxes being activated. Story begins with the Tom - Harry confrontation in the Chamber of Secrets. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 128,682 - Reviews: 2416 - Favs: 3,549 - Follows: 2,227 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Not Your Usual Veela Mate by Janara reviews
Draco is a Veela and guess who his mate is? I've tried to write a Veela story where the two don't jump into bed immediately, hence the title. Will contain Dumbledore bashing. HPDM LMSS AU from book 5
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 417,467 - Reviews: 8605 - Favs: 6,700 - Follows: 6,013 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Facing Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, fourth in main Dangerverse, complete. Weddings and funerals and babies, oh my! Despite the Second War, life goes on for Pack and Pride. Harry is determined to beat Voldemort, but who will die along the way? Year 5 and summer before 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 444,703 - Reviews: 3387 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Complete
Flashes by Alicorn24 reviews
A series of short stories taking place in the same fanonverse as Luminosity and Radiance. Some of them will be comprehensible without having read the novels. Some won't. I recommend starting with the novels.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,935 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Lords of Magic I by Taure reviews
Massively AU. Assume nothing. Harry Potter is born into a very different world than the one in canon. A world where the Greats of history walk among mere men. A world where power is all that matters, and young Harry Potter is a commodity desired by many.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,856 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Harry P.
Time Warp by Kittenn1011 reviews
Harry Potter wakes up one morning in the body of his ten-year-old self. This time around, he declares, no way anyone's going to die! -And it's gonna be totally awesome- "People shouldn't meddle with time, Potter." Little did they know...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 116,434 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 1,858 - Follows: 2,347 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Real Memory by Enigmaticrose4 reviews
Voldemort strikes and Harry falls. When he comes back to himself he isn't at Kings Cross with Dumbledore. Instead he's at the Dursleys, going to Stonewall High instead of Hogwarts. Why?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 63,576 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
The Pocket Watch that Changed the World by Athey reviews
While running through the Dept of Mysteries, Harry touches a small pocket watch. Suddenly a Harry from many years in the future finds himself in his body in the past and is faced with an opportunity to change everything. dark!harry plot bunny haitus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,677 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 1,025 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3343 - Favs: 5,324 - Follows: 2,691 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Harry Potter McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Sequel to Harry McGonagall. Voldemort's back and Harry's true identity is known.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,056 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 2,551 - Follows: 1,535 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Dark Lord's Equal by Lens of Sanity reviews
Years after the Epilogue things look bleak; Harry Potter agrees to go back to the Ministry Battle to change history for the better. Premise; "canon makes sense" though not in the way you think. Fight scenes, humour, romance, magic, and insanity. FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,281 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's Game by Black Logician reviews
A take on rationalist Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 30,682 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Word A Day: Shields by LunaStorm reviews
No two minds are alike; no two students of Occlumency can learn it the same way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Spiritual Heirs by Phoenix Burst reviews
Post OotP. Harry inherits more than gold from Sirius and his parents. Now he must train to fight Voldemort while fighting against Dumbledore's manipulations. Full Summary inside. Slight Dumbledore Weasley bashing. Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 144,886 - Reviews: 2949 - Favs: 5,483 - Follows: 3,376 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Radiance by Alicorn24 reviews
Sequel to "Luminosity", narrated by Elspeth. You do not need to have read canon Twilight, but you will be very confused if you haven't read Luminosity.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 53 - Words: 234,771 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Complete
Spartan Comforts by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
Why go back when it's just as easy to go forward?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 176 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Isolationist Theory by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
The boy who cried wolf: You know, there's only so much that a boy hero can take. After becoming the wizarding world's scapegoat during the summer after the Triwizard Tournament, Harry decides that enough is enough—and flips Britain the bird. He transfers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,772 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 2,323 - Follows: 2,897 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Harry P.
Cacoethes by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
On Harry's 10th birthday, he unwrapped the first presents he had ever been given from the Dursleys: a coat hanger, a pair of Uncle Vernon's old socks, and a locket.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,933 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 5066 - Favs: 11,547 - Follows: 13,019 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Azalea Potter by Skysaber reviews
After a costly victory in her own universe a Girl Who Lived leaves her own dark world in search of a new home - and finds a more classic Harry Potter just starting his own Goblet of Fire!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,080 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/9/2009
Harry Prongs Tatum by Silverfawkes reviews
on hiatus AU They left him on a doorstep and he wandered away.Features Independent Stubborn Harry and pokes fun at the foibles of the magical world.Rating for occasional language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,802 - Reviews: 1907 - Favs: 3,950 - Follows: 4,546 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Harry P.
Too Much Time On My Hands by neopyro reviews
Harry decides that the world's chances are looking pretty bleak after the loss of Dumbledore. With the help of his friends, he sends himself back in time and transfers all his knowledge of the future to his one year old self. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,179 - Reviews: 2430 - Favs: 3,068 - Follows: 4,009 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 3772 - Favs: 7,569 - Follows: 3,121 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Prophecy Smophecy by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts at the end of the Battle of Hogwarts. As Harry stands over the dead body of Voldemort he realizes something. Bad Dumbledore. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,845 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 1,811 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Best Revenge: Time of the Basilisk by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU: The continuation of Book I. Not all of Tom Riddle is gone. A mysterious journal and a new Defense teacher pose challenges for Harry and his guardian. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,739 - Reviews: 2422 - Favs: 2,812 - Follows: 1,293 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Balancing Destinies by DobbyElfLord reviews
Sequel to Altered Destinies: Harry returns to his original time to find the wizarding world changed due to his actions in the past. Not only does his family and friends await, but so does a new prophecy. Reading AD first is required to understand!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 147,171 - Reviews: 2092 - Favs: 2,924 - Follows: 3,240 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Luminosity by Alicorn24 reviews
Luminosity is an AU reworking of the Twilight story where Bella is a rational self-knowledge junkie. Inspired by "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality". Requires no knowledge of or affection for Twilight canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 223,236 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Agent O by Rorschach's Blot reviews
She's a suave, flying personification of unstoppable demonic fury. But you can call her Mother Owl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,431 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Hedwig, Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap by Seel'vor reviews
Harry Potter won the Second Blood War and defeated his enemies... and was left with nothing. Decades later, he contributes to the creation of a revolutionary new piece of technology and destroys the future in order to rewrite his own past...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 274,521 - Reviews: 4715 - Favs: 6,897 - Follows: 6,943 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Dumbledore's Final Trick by Lord Jeram reviews
Harry believes he has finally achieved true independence. But the Headmaster has one last trick to play - and an offer Harry would be a fool to turn down. Or would he?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,257 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Complete
The Power of Music by Corpium reviews
With the power of music, Harry finally learns how to keep Voldemort out of his mind without silly Occlumency. Even better, he learns how to annoy the Dark Lord at the same time. Reasonable Crack. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Wizards are stupid by Lineape reviews
A series of one-shots, two-shots, and drabbles chronicling the stupidity of the Wizarding World and all its inhabitants. Some are funny, others not so much. Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Trace.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 32,438 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Harry P.
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 3775 - Favs: 8,623 - Follows: 8,166 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
The Law of Unintended Consequences by Escoger reviews
After death, Lily Potter returns to the past in hope of achieving a different outcome. She hopes to reunite with her husband while keeping her former best friend Severus Snape from becoming a death eater. However her choices change them.JPLP,eventual SSLE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 58 - Words: 226,860 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
The Valley of the Kings Massacre by DisobedienceWriter reviews
An adult Harry finds his destiny as an independent curse breaker in Egypt.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,177 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 2,062 - Follows: 490 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 1,616 - Follows: 310 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Judgment of Fate by Nettiet68 reviews
Second in Series. Harry journeys to another world that isn't what it should be. Fate has determined that Harry must put right what has gone wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 89 - Words: 691,179 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Inner Eye of Harry Potter by jbern reviews
Imagine Harry Potter raised under the guiding hand of Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry - you know 'real magic.' Prepare yourself for one humorous ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,566 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 2,128 - Follows: 2,193 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Sybill T.
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 3,220 - Follows: 2,203 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 11057 - Favs: 14,917 - Follows: 6,029 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 6,140 - Follows: 1,287 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Reflections Through Time by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Post HBP Harry is trying to make sense of all that has happened in his life when a certain platinum haired goddess drops by to turn everything upside down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,040 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 1,332 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Nice Try, Potter by Sarah1281 reviews
James can't believe his luck when he finds a series of books all about their future son and can't wait to show Lily so she'll go out with him. What he didn't count on would be how hard it would be to convince her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 96 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Muggle Mess by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Albus Dumbledore attempts to drop Harry Potter off with the Dursley family when things go terribly wrong. The whole universe shifts because of one man's action.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,963 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 2,365 - Follows: 611 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Amelia B., Sirius B. - Complete
The Potter Family Grimoire by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 4,104 - Follows: 939 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4425 - Favs: 9,516 - Follows: 4,344 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
What If? ooo Another Goblet of Fire Alternative by chem prof reviews
Many fanfics speculate about what would have happened if Harry had asked Hermione to the Yule Ball. Or what if he had taken Ginny to the Ball? Here’s a twist. What if he had done both? And what else in the story might have changed as a result?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,268 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Curse of Fate by Mistress Nika reviews
Immortal Harry, after watching friends and family die over thousands of years, only wants to join his loved ones in death. Believing he's found a way, he sends himself back into the body of his infant self, vowing to change his fate. Dark Lord Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 168,398 - Reviews: 3506 - Favs: 6,195 - Follows: 5,721 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 12/15/2005 - [Harry P., Lucius M.]
Beginning of a New Time: First year Hogwarts by AlysiaStorms reviews
Sequel to correcting time. Harry and Alex have been raised together with their family and friends. Now Hogwarts is here. What changes will they make together against Voldemort despite the belief of many that Alex and not Harry is the Savior?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,837 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Harry P., James P.
Harry Potter and the Twisted Timeline by Nettiet68 reviews
First in Series. A return to the past fic. Manipulative Dumbles, Harry's got a BWL twin, Eventual Sort of Mentor Severus. Everything's going to change from the canon we know and love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 79 - Words: 653,814 - Reviews: 1132 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Six Years, Six Applicants by Sarah1281 reviews
Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts position with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Potions Mishap by dogbertcarroll reviews
Ginny slips Harry a potion to help him get over his nightmares, but having nightmares about your red haired mother's death and then combining them with wet dreams about a red haired girl... just might be a bit confusing. Mind Healer Luna is on the case!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,809 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Where Does It Keep Its Brain? by Sarah1281 reviews
What if, instead of going back for Ginny's diary, Arthur decided to owl it to her? What if he discovered it wrote back? What if he took this knowledge to Moody and Dumbledore? The Chamber of Secrets has NOT been opened. Enemies of the heir, rejoice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 97 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Arthur W. - Complete
Dark Angel by NephyRiddle reviews
PreHBP Harry saves the lives of Snape and Malfoy, finds out he's Salazar Slytherin, and Dumbledore makes him spend the summer with the the two Slytherins. Not long after that, he's thrown back in time to the Marauder's era. Semidarkish with some laughs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 157,632 - Reviews: 1313 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 1,192 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
No Thank You by Sarah1281 reviews
What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 299 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Culture Shock by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter has just received his Hogwarts letter, but really doesn’t want to go. After all, who would want to live on a planet? Especially one where the natives think nuclear energy is high science. And let’s not forget the 42,000 lightyear commute.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,186 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 2,790 - Follows: 3,046 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P.
Two Sides of the Same Coin by Ten Toes reviews
Petunia & Harry become a team, and Harry finds the wizarding world much earlier than anyone suspects. He hides his Slytherin self under the guise of a naive Gryffindor. He also hides the wizard friendships he made years before Hogwarts. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,091 - Reviews: 2306 - Favs: 4,343 - Follows: 5,118 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Harry P.
Diary of an Angry Daughter of Hermione by pstibbons reviews
A Post-Crapalogue drabble especially for canon RHr sycophants. From the Journal of Rose Granger: It's been six months since Mum died. My father raped my mother for 20 years while everyone looked on. I'm the child of a love potion. I don't deserve to exist
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Revenge Is Sweet by Janara reviews
Accidentally overhearing about a prank his best friends have played on him, Harry gets angry and wants revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,682 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 273 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
Isn't it obvious? by Sarah1281 reviews
After another Chamber of Secrets incident, Myrtle takes it upon herself to explain to her Potions class exactly what has been attacking everybody. Unfortunately, it's Potions with Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Myrtle, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Golden Age by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
Post DH. In the wake of victory, Harry struggles with life, love, and the reform of the British wizarding world. He learns that life is complex, and that happy endings are fleeting. Chapter 24- Dreams: The Unicorn in Kensington Gardens
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 97,015 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 2,419 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5659 - Favs: 11,766 - Follows: 3,710 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and Fate's Debt by Intromit reviews
Eleven year old Harry Potter is waiting to leave for Hogwarts. While he is waiting for the Dursleys to wake, he finds a letter addressed to him... from himself. It has a simple message: Get to know Ginny Weasley. Post OOTP. AU. HarryGinny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 201,656 - Reviews: 2806 - Favs: 4,204 - Follows: 3,351 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Voldemort's Last Spell by Louis IX reviews
Voldemort intended to kill the whole Potter family, but something unexpected happened. Now, the Dark Lord must face the result of a severely twisted Prophecy as well as a very old... thing. What history can Harry have after this? What history can he make?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,198 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 1,394 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Harry P.
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 2,476 - Follows: 557 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 3,442 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2161 - Favs: 4,366 - Follows: 1,957 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Mastermind Hunting by Louis IX reviews
This is a story of the life of Harry Potter. From his disappearance with his friendly relatives to Dumbledore chasing after him around the world, while Voldemort and muggle secret services loom in the background. Technology, Prophecies... one word: power.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 616,225 - Reviews: 2392 - Favs: 3,151 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Time to Fix the Mistakes by DisobedienceWriter reviews
ABANDONED. Two years after the Death Hallows Epilogue, tragedy strikes Harry Potter and his family. The only way to set things right is to journey back to the time before he was born. Not for Ginny enthusiasts. Time Travel. Avenging!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,468 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Irish Choice by DisobedienceWriter reviews
With all the crappy stuff Harry goes through at Hogwarts, the smart money would be on him transferring to a different, better school early in his career. Here’s one way it might have happened. No planned pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 62,622 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 3,921 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Red Heir of Slytherin by Sarah1281 reviews
Ron and Hermione's trip to the Chamber of Secrets, where Ron gets over his inferiority complex and Hermione discovers that anyone can speak Parseltongue if they're unobservant enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Mudblood by Sarah1281 reviews
"Mudblood? Is that your idea of an insult or something?" Draco attempts to explain to Hermione why she should be offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 171 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The TriSchool Tournament by DisobedienceWriter reviews
One shot, AU of GOF. Here’s the story I wish I had found when I read GoF or GoF fanfiction. New, harder tasks. Observant!Smart!Harry. On the outs with Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore, and Hogwarts in general. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,882 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,911 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Altered Destinies by DobbyElfLord reviews
DONE! Harry has defeated Voldemort, but it was a costly victory. Aberforth Dumbledore presents a plan to go back and kill the infant Riddle, but Harry will have to stay there 10 years. Can Harry alter the wizarding world's destiny? WWII and Grindelwald
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 289,078 - Reviews: 3578 - Favs: 6,351 - Follows: 2,296 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 3,603 - Follows: 764 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Interview with the Slytherin Childe by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU. A press conference after Hogwarts Castle is captured by an unknown attacker turns surreal for Rita Skeeter. She gets more of an exclusive story than she ever imagined. Dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,652 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Complete
The Jaded Series Year I by OblivionsPuppet reviews
He was not anyone's hero, he would not be their symbol. He had his own ambitions, he had his own goals. Harry James Potter was going to live his life according to his own rules and what was best for him. What will the first year of Hogwarts will hold?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,994 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 3/21/2005 - Harry P.
The Heir of Magic by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Year 7. Harry Potter is coming into his magical maturity as he turns 17…but the stronger he grows, the less sane he feels. What will happen to Harry as he prepares to face Voldemort in the final battle?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44,628 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,430 - Follows: 322 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter, Wizarding Barrister by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry finds himself doing an unusual thing after the war: defending the innocent before the Wizengamot. Here’s what happens during his final case.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,437 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 361 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Time by RossWrock reviews
Now AU, 6th Year, following OoTP. Tired of the way Dumbledore and the Order treat him, and ready to face his destiny, Harry dedicates long hours to muggle and magical training to take the fight to Voldemort for a change. Slight HPGW, not shippy though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 470,346 - Reviews: 4673 - Favs: 4,303 - Follows: 3,227 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 12/31/1969 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Marauder's Blessing by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Follows HPB. A humorous 7th Year story as Harry takes creative, welldeserved revenge on Umbridge, Cornelius Fudge, Wormtail, Bellatrix, Snape, Malfoy, and Voldemort. Reviews appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,484 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Power He Knows Not by Janara reviews
Dumbledore always said that Harry’s strength was his ability to love. What if the Headmaster was wrong and Harry’s strength was compassion? Takes place during sixth year, but not really based on book six.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 83 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
I Am Also Thy Brother by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU, part 7 of Sacrifices. In the wake of death and disaster, Harry struggles to be everything he is: leader, lover, son, and brother. Yet what will survive the War diminishes every day he does not find and destroy a Horcrux.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 107 - Words: 543,467 - Reviews: 1374 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
History Reversed by Hermione's Equal reviews
Dumbledore has a premonition and uses a time turner to change the past. Sweet story about how Tom Riddle would have turned out if someone loved him. Tom R. and original character, Harry and Hermione. A bittersweet ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,692 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/4/2006 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 2,113 - Follows: 349 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
A Song In Time of Revolution by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of HBP, HPDM slash. Revolution is never an easy choice—and worse when you’re trying to respect the free will of everyone, wizard and magical creature alike. Prophecy and politics and the Ministry... Harry doesn’t need any more complications.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 124 - Words: 709,580 - Reviews: 1721 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 10/4/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Perfect Azkaban Breakout by pstibbons reviews
A response to all cliched Azkaban!Harry fics. Harry is in Azkaban for a crime he DID commit, leaving Hermione & the Order with a Mission Impossible to get him out. I didn't despise MoRon and Gin when I wrote this, so they get killed, not bashed. Ends HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,280 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/27/2006 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
A Better Man by Valandar reviews
Vernon changed in the beginning to be a better man, thanks to a wish. How will this affect Harry, and the entire Wizarding World? Now complete! Please R&R. AU, HPGW, RWHG, RLNT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 192,896 - Reviews: 1659 - Favs: 2,141 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Dealing with Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, third in main Dangerverse, complete. Take two Marauders and the women who put up with them. Add eight naughty children, two evil escapees from Azkaban, one wise Headmaster, and a dash of Dark Lord. Shake well and enjoy. Years 3 and 4, twisted canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 469,842 - Reviews: 3389 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 8/5/2006 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 1,796 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Wind That Shakes the Seas and Stars by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of OoTP, Slytherin!Harry, HPDM slash. Snape begins the year with a mistake that sets his ward against him. Now Harry is using all his own considerable cunning to ride out the multiple storms, even as the Second War goes into motion. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 125 - Words: 786,063 - Reviews: 4206 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10171 - Favs: 14,720 - Follows: 4,412 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Paint By Numbers by Wheezy1 reviews
Dark Harry. The war is over, the UK in shambles, as is Harry’s life. It’s time for vengeance against the people who started all his misery. Rated T for violence and torture. No sex, no romance, no language, no slash. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,477 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 5/12/2006 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 1959 - Favs: 4,351 - Follows: 1,464 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Manipulator of Destiny by Wheezy1 reviews
Post OotP. Harry finds that Dumbledore has been less than honest or helpful with him, takes control of his own life and finds the training he needs from others. HHr, NL, no slash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 175,185 - Reviews: 5186 - Favs: 7,780 - Follows: 2,450 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Freedom And Not Peace by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of GoF, Slytherin!Harry. Training his brother, negotiating with former Death Eaters, juggling responsibility and duty...Harry's life is running away with him, as he struggles to balance. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 86 - Words: 500,864 - Reviews: 4967 - Favs: 1,944 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Maze of Light by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU, short story set in my Sacrifices universe. James Potter faces a choice that is either the answer to all his mistakes, or the worst one he's ever made. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,366 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 84 - Published: 12/25/2005 - James P. - Complete
Comes Out of Darkness Morn by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of PoA, Slytherin!Harry. Harry struggles to rebuild himself after the shattering events of his second year. He will finally learn the truths he needs to know...but they're hardly going to be pleasant ones. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 278,941 - Reviews: 3851 - Favs: 2,412 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
No Mouth But Some Serpent's by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of CoS, Slytherin!Harry. Harry goes back to Hogwarts, determined to protect his brother Connor, the BoyWhoLived, and stay in the shadows. But last year two people learned the truth about Harry... and this year, two more will. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 169,197 - Reviews: 2634 - Favs: 2,640 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Blackwand Chronicles by S'TarKan reviews
Dumbledore, despite his misgivings, offers an opportunity to a boy temporarily lost in the muggle world. There are some disquieting similarities to another student he remembers from before... [rating may increase later in the story.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,149 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 10/24/2005 - Published: 9/16/2005
Saving Connor by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU, eventual HPDM slash, very Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows... COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,263 - Reviews: 1784 - Favs: 4,858 - Follows: 1,113 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Living without Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, second in main Dangerverse, complete. Harry Potter, Hermione Granger–Lupin, and Draco Black were raised by the Marauders and their wives. Now they and their friend Ron Weasley are off to Hogwarts. Heaven help Hogwarts. Years 1 and 2, twisted canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 242,469 - Reviews: 2337 - Favs: 1,518 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Complete
Of Blood and Power by Dalyon reviews
AU Something happened to Harry the night Sirius died. Something that will help him achieve his goals, as he breaks free from Dumbledore and learns to wield the power that's his by right. Post OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,006 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 2,488 - Follows: 2,471 - Updated: 7/31/2005 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Harry P.
His side of the story by Myranya reviews
Major HBP spoilers, so I won't say any more here! Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 2,208 - Follows: 433 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Marriage by Janara reviews
[Complete] At the start of Harry's seventh year Dumbledore has come up with the perfect way of ending the war. There is only one problem, Harry refuses to play the Headmaster's game. Will Harry be able to avoid the trap set by the aged wizard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,058 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 380 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Complete
Black Letters by Neurotica reviews
Complete. AU. During the summer before sixth year, Harry begins receiving strange letters. The first asking him for his toast...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,037 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/21/2005 - Published: 3/16/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Living with Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, first in the main Dangerverse series, now complete. Lone wolf. Dream-seer. Bright child. Scarred child. Singer. Prisoner. Dancer child. Dragon child. Eight semi-ordinary people. One extraordinary family, and how they became one. Pre-Hogwarts story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 222,438 - Reviews: 3480 - Favs: 3,208 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Complete
The Prefect's Portrait by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
Now AU sixth year.Hermione's quest for a quiet place to read leads to the discovery of a remarkable portrait. CHAPTER 18:The Order of Merlin. The living are celebrated, the dead remembered, and it is a new day for the wizarding world. Multifaceted Nominee
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,631 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/9/2005 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
When Fanfic Characters Attack by citygirl1116 reviews
They're OOC! They're badly written! They're having lots of sex! A baffled Harry Potter encounters a terrifying evil...the fanfic versions of his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Harry P.
Dementors by Myranya reviews
Hermione is sent to Azkaban for using the Killing Curse. Can she survive the Dementors?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,572 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/3/2004 - Published: 11/2/2003 - Hermione G.
The Real Story of Harry Potter by Marauder reviews
J.K. Rowling is kidnapped by the characters in Harry Potter and put on trial for misrepresenting them in her books. But a force darker than their anger is after her... Complete. SBxRL, RWxHG. Written before OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 24,173 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/26/2002 - Published: 9/8/2002 - Complete