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Sun, the Moon and Stars by An Artists Account reviews
Here I am, sweating out my guts trying to pass my NEWTs, trying to stop Lily blowing up James every 5 minutes oh & I can breathe underwater. But trying to keep a secret isn't so easy when that Sirius Black is always around.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 79,986 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 8/21 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Sons of War by TheLastRider reviews
When Eragon and Saphira disappear in the middle of a battle, Murtagh and Thorn alone discover their prisons. Unwilling to tell the Varden, but still slaves, they must keep this secret from Galbatorix while hunting for a way to be freed. Murtagh's only two legged companion, a half mad elf given to him as a reward, tries to help- but can the sons of war be freed? Bk 4
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 91 - Words: 211,361 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Eragon S., Murtagh, King Galbatorix
The path to forgiveness by loulabelle90 reviews
Previously JUMPING JELLYFISH. A week after Ianto came back from his suspension he was hit by a alien device. Spoilers up to S1E4, gwen bashing and preslash
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,994 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Random Blurbs! by bltbackwards reviews
Random, funny blurbs. What more can I say? The exclamation mark is even calling out to you!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,828 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Eragon S., Arya, Saphira, Murtagh - Complete
Du Wyrdfell Raudhr by hufflepuff2401 reviews
In the days before the Fall, Morzan ends up in a place he doesn't expect. Without any of his memories, he can neither find his dragon nor return home. Time Travel fic.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,021 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Morzan, Brom, Eragon S.
Torchwood Drabbles by Aviv b reviews
A series of unrelated drabbles featuring all of your favorite TW characters. A variety of genres and characters and ratings G to PG-13 which will be indicated at the beginning of each chapter
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 124 - Words: 17,765 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H.
The Doctor and Donovan by geekgrl113 reviews
The misadventures of everyone's favorite Time Lord and Junior Warehouse Agent. The Doctor and Donovan, saving the world and getting hopelessly lost!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Warehouse 13 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,187 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 11/18/2011 - 11th Doctor, Claudia D.
Truth Or Dare With Eragon V2 by Bob The Builder Of Stuff reviews
Your favorite truth or dare story has come back, now remastered to make sense in the post-Inheritance World! Read if you love LOL's, and need help fighting off that terrible post-inheritance-depression-syndrome!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,773 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Eragon S., Arya
An Enemy's Heart by Restrained.Freedom reviews
Post Brisingr: Murtagh and Thorn are recently free, and await the Varden's decision. Will they be allowed to aid in the battle against the king? Inspired by LOTRRanger's story 'Overcome,' which can be found in my "Favorites" list.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,665 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Murtagh, Thorn
That Which Holds The Image by TheAngelsHaveThePhoneBox reviews
Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 2,403 - Follows: 1,292 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
The True Inheritance, or Eld Hljödhr abr Wyrda by Adin the Conqueror reviews
I refuse to believe this saga ended the way Christopher Paolini wrote it. If you were devastated by his ending, join me in truly concluding the journey of Eragon Shadeslayer and Saphira Brightscales!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,153 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
The Time Lord and The Dream Lord by Trinaluv33 reviews
While alone in the Tardis, the Dream Lord returns, resulting in the Doctor trapped and injured. Is the Dream Lord working to destroy the Doctor, or is his bark truly worse than his bite? Not slash- just a bunch of DoctorWhump!Chap. 27 is up!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 23,743 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 4/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, Dream Lord
Pain of a Hero by Stuck in Oblvion reviews
When Murtagh and Eragon confront each other once again what will happpen? Takes places after Brisingr. No Slash. Maybe Nas/Mur . Rated T for blood and possible death. Please Read and Review :-
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,262 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Eragon S., Murtagh
Through a traitor's eyes by Just Call Me Ria reviews
Morzan's life from the day he sets eyes on the red dragon egg to when Brom kills him. He travels to the elves, rebels at the thought of changing to look like them, helps the Mad King Galbatorix and becomes the hated, characterless man we know from CP.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Morzan
Outsider by artyfan reviews
He was used to being an outsider. He had never belonged anywhere. Now, he was shocked to learn that he did belong somewhere-the place which seemed the least likely place for him to be accepted.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,261 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Murtagh, Arya
If You Love Something by estelgreenleaf reviews
Jack gets pregnant by accident. SLASH mpreg.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,697 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Logical Discontinuity by authority02 reviews
During the final battle with Galbatorix, Saphira dies. Or does she? Timetravel.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,916 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Saphira, Eragon S.
Tales of Alagaësia by Minerva Andromeda reviews
Listen...thousands of voices are willing to tell their stories, to let the world know them. Listen. Short stories about the Inheritance Cycle characters.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 12,292 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 7/18/2011
Second Impressions by Rainchecker reviews
Murtagh is captured by Eragon and Nasuada must choose between her heart and her duty. Will she be able to save him? Takes place before the battle with Oromis. Nas/Mur and some one sided Nas/Orrin. My first Multi-chaptered fic. Please review
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,394 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Murtagh, Nasuada
Blonde Jokes by LunaPadma reviews
Every day, Astoria Greengrass comes up to him and tells him another stupid joke. Every day, he doesn't get it. And yet, every day she comes back with a new one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 4,936 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Draco M., Astoria G.
Bespelled by ChimeraDragon reviews
AU. Ianto is a wizard looking for his Companion and finds it in the creature known as Jack. What will life bring their way? And how can they fix the alliance between Humans and Dragons? Janto
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,899 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - [Ianto J., Jack H.] Owen H.
In Plain Sight by SnarkyMuch2 reviews
While Jack's away with the doctor, someone comes looking for him with vengeance in mind. Upon his return, he finds things have changed. Owen/Ianto friendship. Warnings: Violence, torture, abuse, language.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,482 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Ianto J., Owen H. - Complete
Faith Like A Child by Ricechex reviews
Spoilers through all episodes. What if, when Sherlock jumped from the roof of St. Bart's, things had not gone quite according to plan? What if he came away from the jump with a serious injury, resulting in brain damage? And how does John deal with it?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 44,684 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Torchwood: A Musical! by brionyjae reviews
Ever wonder what Torchwood would be like if the characters sang all the time? I did! Follow our quintessential hero, Ianto Jones, and the equally lovable Jack Harkness - plot drawn from TW S1 and a tiny bit of DW S3. Fluff, with music!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,609 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Super Spy by psychotwilightnerd reviews
Emmett babysits Nessie and things get crazy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,182 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011
Time Flies by AzureDragonNeko reviews
Eragon and the gang are fighting Galbatorix when a speedy series of events finds them on another planet: Planet Earth! Will they defeat the Mad King once and for all? AU and never to be finished
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,950 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
How Not To Create a NonSue by The-Erinaceous-Nihilarians reviews
A guide to our wonderful little friend Mary, and all the complicated works and tricks behind her... not to be taken seriously, ok? please r&r!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,659 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012
Big Three Cats! by ncalkins reviews
The big three are turned into cats! They are sent to their kids and bound to them to stay in the same room as them. The Big three only have a portion of their powers...Wait what's up with Percy and Paul?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,199 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Percy J., Poseidon - Complete
A Ruined World by CouldBe reviews
Nasuada is trying to rid Alagaesia of the annoyingly horrible pests known as Mary Sues. Unfortunatly it's proving irritatingly difficult. The things simply won't DIE! Murty is having a nervous breakdown, Nas. is close to one too...please read and review
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,114 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Nasuada
The Promise by hopelessromantic1470 reviews
Mainly Murtagh/Nasuada post inheritance, but pretty much ties up everything CP killed and left out...Now Complete :D
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,569 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Murtagh, Nasuada - Complete
The Terror In His Eyes by Xmyheart.hope2die reviews
The Doctor's been missing for God knows how long, held prisoner by a terrifying creature that has even our hero trembling. Captain Jack finds him, but this broken and bloodied man is far from being saved. T for torture and lots and lots of Doctor Whump!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,949 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Aftermath by believable-pen reviews
The missing scene from the end of Countrycide...
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,287 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
The Inheritance Cycle Gets Random Slogans! by The Wayfaring Strangers reviews
Ever wondered what would happen if you inflicted a slogan generator on Christopher Paolini's characters? Well, now you know! Chapter four is here: Inheritance rules!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Eragon S., Saphira - Complete
All The Little Things by NarikoD reviews
When Ianto wakes up in a mental institution, he refuses to believe what everyone is telling him: that Torchwood is a delusion and he's schizophrenic. But the longer he stays there, the more he starts to wonder if Torchwood was ever real to begin with.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 90,845 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
A Torchwood Miscellany by Arlath's Star reviews
Latest: Under Arrest - Ianto suffers the consequences of a bungled clean-up operation with an anxious parent when he is arrested on suspicion of assault.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,682 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011
What's Wrong With the Captain? by estelgreenleaf reviews
What's wrong with Jack? Jack/Ianto, Slash, nothing graphic, as per usual.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Gift of God by The Most Glorious reviews
Jack Harkness has a past, but growing attached is never good for the man who can never die.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Owen H.
How annoying are you Jack? Let me count the ways by The Boeshane Babe reviews
Ianto reflects on Jack's annoying habits...
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Stop it! by thatblue reviews
Jack finally meets River.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,207 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Adventures of RoranHulk and Pals! by Roran the Hulk reviews
The harrowing retelling of an epic onslaught against tyranny and common sense! Tears, blood, and willing suspension of disbelief will be shed as Roran-Hulk's use of his incredible muskles with a K has unforeseen consequences for the wildlife of Alagaësia!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Roran, Eragon S.
Shattered by thedoctorandriver reviews
When a badly injured Doctor turns up on Torchwood's doorstep, Jack lets himself in for something more than he ever bargained for. Because when something is really, truly shattered, how do you put it back together? Doctor!Whump
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,675 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Truth or Dare by Gwen Harkness reviews
The team are locked in the Hub all night after they accidentally trigger the lock down system. Jack suggests they play a game of Truth or Dare. With a twist. They all take Retcon at the end of the night... Jack/Ianto Gwen/Owen Please R&Rxxx
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011
Inheritance: Alternatives by TheGrudge154 reviews
An retelling of the end of the Inheritance Cycle, designed to answer anything left unanswered, any character not developed and bring about this author's opinion on how things should've been. Reviews appreciated.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,186 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Eragon S., Saphira
A little drop of fairy dust by Merthergirl reviews
There's something in the air at Torchwood, turning hormones into rampant monsters and more importantly, Jack Harkness into a woman.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J.
A letter to Galbatorix by February Breeze reviews
Basically what the title says . . . I got really annoyed with the ending to Brisingr, so I decided to complain to someone that someone being Galby about it. Please note there are spoilers for Brisingr duh!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Complete
Preservation by Usami reviews
The only thing stronger than the Kratt Brothers' desire to protect the animals...is their desire to protect each other.
Wild Kratts - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,436 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Martin K., Chris K.
Ianto's Ipod by joellen818 reviews
Series of One-shots that tie in together. Yes they are all going to be song fics or based of songs, now rated T, subject to change. Also, if you have a request let me know and Ill see what I can do.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,508 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Sleep Well My Angel by DarkwingDuckie reviews
Oneshot. Songfic. Jack watches Ianto sleep for the last time… Inspired by song Sleep Well My Angel by We Are the Fallen. Set post DW S4 and may contain spoilers for everything in TW and DW up to that. Ignores COE.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Why Jack Harkness Doesn't Make Coffee by norsegodchick13 reviews
when Ianto let Jack Harkness attempt to use the coffee machine, he did not expect anything bad to happen. It was only coffee, right? What could go wrong? Everything.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Curriculum Vitae by Madame Cyanure reviews
All Torchwood employees are bound by contract to submit a full and detailed personal profile for analysis. This is mandatory and must be updated upon a regular basis. Failure to comply will result in ejection from the Institute. Please read and review. x
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,052 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Complete
Terrum Porte by February Breeze reviews
Brom accidently miss-words a spell he is trying to learn, so instead of transporting a clump of earth towards Oromis and Morzan, he transports all three of them to planet earth, where they meet three very individual girls. Rated T just to be safe.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,900 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011
The Seduction of Surrender by Faith360 reviews
Freedom is a lie. A series of connected oneshots based in a world where Nasuada swears fealty to Galbatorix, and the inevitable story of a prisoner who must find the courage to change her world or be changed by it. AU. Nasuada/Murtagh. **ON HIATUS**
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,790 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Nasuada, Murtagh
My Overcoat of Clay by InjaMorgan reviews
Destiny can be a cruel thing, no matter how much good or evil you do in your life. Not always does working at Torchwood also mean a death by Torchwood. And that's something even Ianto and Jack have to learn...
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Pranks for the Memories by TARDISgirl192 reviews
It all started with pink underwear...Rose and the Doctor get into a prank war and Jack gets caught in the middle.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 18,940 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Rose T., 10th Doctor
My Immortal with Commentary! by DragongirlM reviews
I was bored and decided to follow in the footsteps of many great Tara-flamers before me. So, here is My Immortal with my commentary. Rated M for swearing, terrible sex scenes and gawd-awful spelling and grammar.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 17,990 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011
Wait by Pixie Star Fire reviews
A quick look at what every Doctor Who fan does...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2012
Memory of a Normal Life by The Time Engineer reviews
Craig is having a great life. He, Sophie and Alfie are happy and everything is going normally. Then the doctor appears without memory on his doorstep. Each chapter is a line from an awesome Rassilon quote. Craig, Sophie, 11 Capt. Jack and more
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/16/2012 - 11th Doctor, Craig O.
The Sisterhood of the Bickering Sues by Witchy Pixie reviews
One of the greatest diabolical reunions to ever be written in the world of literature, a cult uniting some of the most popular book fandoms in Fanfiction…a gathering in which our feared nemesis coerces together…a Sisterhood of Mary-Sues. Written with E21
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,171 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011
Sweet Dreams by ObsessedwithBirds reviews
Drabble. AU. Joey loved Topthorn so much.
War Horse - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Joey, Topthorn - Complete
My name is Ianto! by Helenaholland reviews
Or when Owen wasn't quite sure what Ianto's name was. One-shot. Rated for language.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
This Day Will Soon Be At An End by RoyalHeather reviews
Murtagh exiled himself because he believed he'd only hurt Nasuada. Now that he knows she doesn't feel the same, all he can do is stand back and watch Time take its toll. Vignette-style fic covering 50 years. Lots of angsty shouting and dragon hugging.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,522 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Murtagh, Nasuada - Complete
DoctorDoctorWho Where are you? by Amarantha Snape reviews
Doctor who songfic from Scooby Doo theme song! XD too funny to resist the temptation! If you don't like that okay I think I am going to do more of these til I get the courage to do a fanfic. But only after I finish the 10th doctor season. Purely for Luls!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Complete
Clash of the Titans Doctor Who Mentalist listing by Anne Hedonia reviews
Take four geniuses who all think they're right. Put in same room. Watch implosion. Total crackfic. PS: The fandoms here are actually Doctor Who/House/Mentalist/Sherlock, but the system won't let me choose more than two, so I'm duplicating postings.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/5/2012 - 10th Doctor, Patrick J. - Complete
The Twelve Days of Doctor Who by snowcloud8 reviews
My friend Melanie and I became bored one day and this fanfiction was born! From the hearts of the Doctor Who fangirls to yours, the Twelve Days of Doctor Who! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! Songfic
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/3/2012 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
you got a sword i got a gun by Abelextera reviews
a small fleet of boats have landed in alagaesia. will they ever get back home to Britain
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011
Into the Story by FLS7893 reviews
Two United States Marines get "sucked into" a great story. Rated T because Im not sure where im going with this.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 12/18/2011
The Night Before Christmas Torchwood Style by ChimeraDragon reviews
A twist on the classic "Night before Christmas" with the Torchwood gang. I own nothing!
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
12 Things Voldemort Does NOT Want For Christmas by MyTeenageDream reviews
A little drabble everyday until Christmas Eve about the things the Death Eaters buy the Dark Lord for Christmas...Whether he wants it or not...Rated T for Voldemort's potty mouth and Bellatrix's dirty mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Voldemort - Complete
Older by that tanned idiot reviews
Murtagh lives with Thorn in the elves' forest from Eragon's insistence. In between the countless branches and seasons he begins to find aspects around and inside of himself he's been previously blind to. - A large story told in bits with eventual MxOC
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 30,353 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Murtagh
Repeating History by Xmyheart.hope2die reviews
Captured, tortured, and manipulated, the Doctor is tricked by a cruel hand to do what he deemed was impossible in the past: betray and -possibly - destroy his beloved human race. He had done it once before anyway. T for Torture and lots of whump!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 11/21/2011 - 10th Doctor
Psychoanalysis in Alagaesia by Witchy Pixie reviews
I think we can all agree Eragon's screwed up family needs counseling...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,354 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011
Bright Colors and Pointy Objects by definatleynotafelineorcephalod reviews
A collection of drabbles and oneshots taking place in the Inheritence Universe. #9: Murtagh's Law- anything that can go wrong, will go wrong... Murtagh and Thorn, Post Inheritance.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,968 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Murtagh, Thorn
I'll Be Home For Christmas by anny385 reviews
Gibbs is away overseas, but makes it home for Christmas
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Shannon G. - Complete
Demigod Questions! by DoubleStuffedOreoFellow reviews
If you love the Percy Jackson series and humor, you will love this story! Submit your own questions for your favorite demigods to answer!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011
truth or dare, alive and dead, eragon style! by arussianbashy reviews
self explanatory, except dead ppl are back and this time there's nothing to stop the destruction their game of truth or dare will cause for the alive...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011
Hunting We Shall Go by Josatex reviews
Who let that Mary-Sue into Alagaesia? Tameera's got to find out before Alagaesia comes to a pleasant and sugary end. She's also got to track down and obliterate the Sue in question. It started as a oneshot, but mutated horribly. T only for language.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011
Mad Libs by Princess Arya reviews
Wait, what? Since when were there mad libs in Alagaesia! Never the less, Eragon Shadeslayer found several in Ellesmera. What would happen if the characters from the Inheritance Cycle filled out these unique pieces of paper? ...Well, This.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 10/4/2011
Stories that deserve to be told by Minerva Andromeda reviews
Every character has a voice, something to tell the world...if you just give them the chance to do it. Short stories about the Harry Potter characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 6,939 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011
Games with Eragon! and friends by Princess Arya reviews
After the war Eragon, Murtagh, Nasuada, and Arya have nothing to do. What happens when they decide to play games from there long forgotten childhood? possible romance in latter chapters
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,718 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011
Wonderful Thing about Tiggers by LadyRavena reviews
A missing scenette from The Year that Never was. Somethings we'd rather forget. Light.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2011 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Bowties Are Cool by An Artistic Koala reviews
Just a little oneshot sort of thing that popped into my head. :D Abby, Ziva and Ducky meet the Doctor.
Crossover - Doctor Who & NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/23/2011 - 11th Doctor, Ducky M.
Tameera goes to Alagaesia by Josatex reviews
Don't worry, this isn't some 'loser teenager goes and becomes the next dragon rider' fic. There are far too many of those as it is. Tameera annoys people. T only because I'm a tad paranoid.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,479 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 5/24/2010
The Ten Commandments of Eragon Shadeslayer by The Winter Wizard reviews
These are the Ten Commandments of Eragon Shadeslayer as dictated by his dragon Saphira. She would have writen more, but, well, never mind. Let's just say that Saphira loves reviews and would be more than happy to get some for this one-shot. *hint,hint*
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Saphira, Eragon S. - Complete
Saturday Morning Ritual by torchwoodtimelord reviews
Dr. Sheldon Cooper has a strict routine for his Saturday mornings. What starts as a programming error turns into quite a surprise.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/17/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sheldon C. - Complete
Purple by definatleynotafelineorcephalod reviews
Sets of 25 one-sentence themes detailing the relationships and parallels between Morzan and Brom, as well as those of their sons.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,788 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Eragon S., Morzan - Complete
The Master Of Chatrooms by skylertheTimeLord reviews
Chatroom fic. mostly it'll be about the master using a chatroom that the tardis crew uses and will probably be cracky, i just thought it'd be fun to do ;
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - The Master, 11th Doctor
The Palancar Tinies by definatleynotafelineorcephalod reviews
The Inheritance version of the poem "Gashlycrumb Tinies" By Edward Gorey. "A is for Angela, assaulted by toads..."
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Complete
HG Wells & Claudia Donovan do McDonalds by Athena mou reviews
HG, wanting to get to know Claudia better agrees to going out to lunch. Claudia, seeing an opportunity to introduce HG to something new, takes our time traveler to the golden arches establishment. crack fic
Warehouse 13 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Helena G. W., Claudia D.
Your Desicion by Katrina Birch reviews
What happens when a giant dump lit on fire lands on your house? You make your own desicions and you can play as either Hermione or Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Inheritance Character's Ipod 3 by Maia DeCouer reviews
yes this again don't like don't read but other r&r peeps
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Eragon S. - Complete
Saphira's world by Grace-and-Ruby reviews
Saphira kicking some ass and being awesome
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Saphira
If tears could build stairs by TheKingsDaughter reviews
For my grandpa. See you in heaven someday3
Bible - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/8/2011
Alagaesia Goes Crazy by Above the Winter Moonlight reviews
COMPLETE Randomness shall reign supreme when Star Wars, Inheritance Cycle, Lord of the Rings, Percy Jackson, and Harry Potter characters unite to unleash random havoc upon Alagaesia and the galaxy far far away, with the help of three insane authoresses...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 64 - Words: 178,651 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Eragon S., Saphira - Complete
Kindness by Randomkid203 reviews
Murtagh is introduced to the concepts of kindness and friendship when a group from Camelot comes to discuss a truce between the two kingdoms. rated T just in case.
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Murtagh, Arthur
Faithfully Condemned by fanfic crazy01 reviews
Reid is kidnapped. But there is a twist... Warnings: darkfic, whumpage rape, torture etc. in later chapters
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,311 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - S. Reid
funnest moments by ZenithFourDemigods reviews
funnest moments in the pjo books
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Writer's Block and Complaints by Witchy Pixie reviews
Christopher Paolini is paid some visits.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,121 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Complete
How Galbatorix Stole Christmas by Scylla's revenge reviews
Everyone in Alagaesia loves Christmas, except Galbatorix, who decides to do something about it once and for all. Please enjoy, I really had fun writing this. But beware, it's kind of stupid.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2010 - King Galbatorix, Murtagh - Complete
Blackened Gold by Commentaholic - Alpha 02 reviews
A spinoff of Alagaësia's New Dragon. It is suggested that new readers read Alagaësia's New Dragon first. This story picks up where the OC is abducted. Galbatorix is a master of corruption. His power has conquered the mightiest minds. Is the OC safe?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/17/2010 - King Galbatorix, Murtagh
Torchwood Facebook by Gwen Harkness reviews
The Torchwood Team's status updates, comments etc. through the episodes. Full summary in A/N. All pairings but mainly Janto and Gwhys with a bit of Gwack, Towen and Gwen/Owen mixed in because I am using the actual show's plots. Please R&Rxxx
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,571 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010
Time's End by Shooeyshushu reviews
After discovering a spell that allowed Eragon to travel through time, he runs into NCIS. They discover that though they are competent in what they do, together, they're unstoppable. Or are they? Updated weekly when possible.
Crossover - NCIS & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,490 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 9/19/2009
Inheritance Cycle Randomness at its best by Maia DeCouer reviews
I found this Q&A thing and decided to fill out and share and people who complain about punctuation and stuff all of this is just for fun so get over it.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Eragon S. - Complete
Dragon riders by Maia DeCouer reviews
Okay I suck at summaries. Basically in this story Murtagh is good again and they still have to defeat Galbatorix.Character Pairings.Listen read the story and you'll not need a summary.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,509 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Eragon S., Murtagh
Just Deserts by PrincessIxi reviews
On an unexpected visit to Nythos, the Master gives the Doctor a taste of his own medicine in embarrassing shenanigans. AU
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Published: 3/19/2010 - The Master, 10th Doctor - Complete
Inheritance Characters Ipods Part 2 by Maia DeCouer reviews
look at the first one then read this one not that you should or have to but its fun
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Eragon S., Murtagh - Complete
Inheritance Characters Ipods by Maia DeCouer reviews
what do the heroes listen to on thier spare time, in their rooms
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Eragon S., Murtagh - Complete
Whatever Will Become of Me? by Rainchecker reviews
Spamalot's Whatever happened to my show rewriten from Murtagh's point of view. original lyrics by Steven Songhiem. The inheiritance cycle belongs to Christopher Paolini.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Murtagh - Complete
Baby in the Hub by IantoxJack reviews
there's a baby in the Hub. Chaos insues. JackIanto post Season 1
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,706 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007
Murtagh Morzansson This is my Life by XxHeavenHelpUsxX reviews
Murtagh's pov on his life with his psychotic family. Sometimes it seems he's the only sane one there.Will he be able to cope? Or will his family drive him to insanity?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,154 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007