Ever wonder what Torchwood would be like if the characters sang all the time? I did! Follow our quintessential hero, Ianto Jones, and the equally lovable Jack Harkness - plot drawn from TW S1 and a tiny bit of DW S3. Fluff, with music!

After discovering a spell that allowed Eragon to travel through time, he runs into NCIS. They discover that though they are competent in what they do, together, they're unstoppable. Or are they? ******abandoned******

[Novel] Here I am, sweating out my guts trying to pass my N.E.W.T.s, trying to stop Lily blowing up James every 5 minutes- oh! and I can breathe underwater. But trying to keep a secret isn't so easy when that Sirius Black is always around. (Now rewritten under The Fishbowl Between the Worlds).

When Eragon and Saphira disappear in the middle of a battle, Murtagh and Thorn alone discover their prisons. Unwilling to tell the Varden, but still slaves, they must keep this secret from Galbatorix while hunting for a way to be freed. Murtagh's only two legged companion, a half mad elf given to him as a reward, tries to help- but can the sons of war be freed? Bk 4

A week after Ianto came back from his suspension he was hit by a alien device. Spoilers up to S1E4, gwen bashing and preslash

Random, funny blurbs. What more can I say? The exclamation mark is even calling out to you!

In the days before the Fall, Morzan ends up in a place he doesn't expect. Without any of his memories, he can neither find his dragon nor return home. Time Travel fic.

A series of unrelated drabbles featuring all of your favorite TW characters. A variety of genres and characters and ratings G to PG-13 which will be indicated at the beginning of each chapter

The misadventures of everyone's favorite Time Lord and Junior Warehouse Agent. The Doctor and Donovan, saving the world and getting hopelessly lost!

Your favorite truth or dare story has come back, now remastered to make sense in the post-Inheritance World! Read if you love LOL's, and need help fighting off that terrible post-inheritance-depression-syndrome!

Post Brisingr: Murtagh and Thorn are recently free, and await the Varden's decision. Will they be allowed to aid in the battle against the king? Inspired by LOTRRanger's story 'Overcome,' which can be found in my "Favorites" list.

Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.

I refuse to believe this saga ended the way Christopher Paolini wrote it. If you were devastated by his ending, join me in truly concluding the journey of Eragon Shadeslayer and Saphira Brightscales!

While alone in the Tardis, the Dream Lord returns, resulting in the Doctor trapped and injured. Is the Dream Lord working to destroy the Doctor, or is his bark truly worse than his bite? Not slash- just a bunch of DoctorWhump!Chap. 27 is up!

When Murtagh and Eragon confront each other once again what will happpen? Takes places after Brisingr. No Slash. Maybe Nas/Mur . Rated T for blood and possible death. Please Read and Review :-

Morzan's life from the day he sets eyes on the red dragon egg to when Brom kills him. He travels to the elves, rebels at the thought of changing to look like them, helps the Mad King Galbatorix and becomes the hated, characterless man we know from CP.

He was used to being an outsider. He had never belonged anywhere. Now, he was shocked to learn that he did belong somewhere-the place which seemed the least likely place for him to be accepted.

Jack gets pregnant by accident. SLASH mpreg.

During the final battle with Galbatorix, Saphira dies. Or does she？ Timetravel.

Listen...thousands of voices are willing to tell their stories, to let the world know them. Listen. Short stories about the Inheritance Cycle characters.

Murtagh is captured by Eragon and Nasuada must choose between her heart and her duty. Will she be able to save him? Takes place before the battle with Oromis. Nas/Mur and some one sided Nas/Orrin. My first Multi-chaptered fic. Please review

Every day, Astoria Greengrass comes up to him and tells him another stupid joke. Every day, he doesn't get it. And yet, every day she comes back with a new one.

AU. Ianto is a wizard looking for his Companion and finds it in the creature known as Jack. What will life bring their way? And how can they fix the alliance between Humans and Dragons? Janto

While Jack's away with the doctor, someone comes looking for him with vengeance in mind. Upon his return, he finds things have changed. Owen/Ianto friendship. Warnings: Violence, torture, abuse, language.

Spoilers through all episodes. What if, when Sherlock jumped from the roof of St. Bart's, things had not gone quite according to plan? What if he came away from the jump with a serious injury, resulting in brain damage? And how does John deal with it?

Emmett babysits Nessie and things get crazy!

Eragon and the gang are fighting Galbatorix when a speedy series of events finds them on another planet: Planet Earth! Will they defeat the Mad King once and for all? AU and never to be finished

A guide to our wonderful little friend Mary, and all the complicated works and tricks behind her... not to be taken seriously, ok? please r&r!

The big three are turned into cats! They are sent to their kids and bound to them to stay in the same room as them. The Big three only have a portion of their powers...Wait what's up with Percy and Paul?

Nasuada is trying to rid Alagaesia of the annoyingly horrible pests known as Mary Sues. Unfortunatly it's proving irritatingly difficult. The things simply won't DIE! Murty is having a nervous breakdown, Nas. is close to one too...please read and review

Mainly Murtagh/Nasuada post inheritance, but pretty much ties up everything CP killed and left out...Now Complete :D

The Doctor's been missing for God knows how long, held prisoner by a terrifying creature that has even our hero trembling. Captain Jack finds him, but this broken and bloodied man is far from being saved. T for torture and lots and lots of Doctor Whump!

The missing scene from the end of Countrycide...

Ever wondered what would happen if you inflicted a slogan generator on Christopher Paolini's characters? Well, now you know! Chapter four is here: Inheritance rules!

Latest: Under Arrest - Ianto suffers the consequences of a bungled clean-up operation with an anxious parent when he is arrested on suspicion of assault.

What's wrong with Jack? Jack/Ianto, Slash, nothing graphic, as per usual.

Jack Harkness has a past, but growing attached is never good for the man who can never die.

Ianto reflects on Jack's annoying habits...

Jack finally meets River.

The harrowing retelling of an epic onslaught against tyranny and common sense! Tears, blood, and willing suspension of disbelief will be shed as Roran-Hulk's use of his incredible muskles with a K has unforeseen consequences for the wildlife of Alagaësia!

When a badly injured Doctor turns up on Torchwood's doorstep, Jack lets himself in for something more than he ever bargained for. Because when something is really, truly shattered, how do you put it back together? Doctor!Whump

The team are locked in the Hub all night after they accidentally trigger the lock down system. Jack suggests they play a game of Truth or Dare. With a twist. They all take Retcon at the end of the night... Jack/Ianto Gwen/Owen Please R&Rxxx

An retelling of the end of the Inheritance Cycle, designed to answer anything left unanswered, any character not developed and bring about this author's opinion on how things should've been. Reviews appreciated.

Basically what the title says . . . I got really annoyed with the ending to Brisingr, so I decided to complain to someone that someone being Galby about it. Please note there are spoilers for Brisingr duh!

The only thing stronger than the Kratt Brothers' desire to protect the animals...is their desire to protect each other.

Series of One-shots that tie in together. Yes they are all going to be song fics or based of songs, now rated T, subject to change. Also, if you have a request let me know and Ill see what I can do.

Oneshot. Songfic. Jack watches Ianto sleep for the last time… Inspired by song Sleep Well My Angel by We Are the Fallen. Set post DW S4 and may contain spoilers for everything in TW and DW up to that. Ignores COE.

when Ianto let Jack Harkness attempt to use the coffee machine, he did not expect anything bad to happen. It was only coffee, right? What could go wrong? Everything.

All Torchwood employees are bound by contract to submit a full and detailed personal profile for analysis. This is mandatory and must be updated upon a regular basis. Failure to comply will result in ejection from the Institute. Please read and review. x

Brom accidently miss-words a spell he is trying to learn, so instead of transporting a clump of earth towards Oromis and Morzan, he transports all three of them to planet earth, where they meet three very individual girls. Rated T just to be safe.

Freedom is a lie. A series of connected oneshots based in a world where Nasuada swears fealty to Galbatorix, and the inevitable story of a prisoner who must find the courage to change her world or be changed by it. AU. Nasuada/Murtagh. **ON HIATUS**

Destiny can be a cruel thing, no matter how much good or evil you do in your life. Not always does working at Torchwood also mean a death by Torchwood. And that's something even Ianto and Jack have to learn...

It all started with pink underwear...Rose and the Doctor get into a prank war and Jack gets caught in the middle.

I was bored and decided to follow in the footsteps of many great Tara-flamers before me. So, here is My Immortal with my commentary. Rated M for swearing, terrible sex scenes and gawd-awful spelling and grammar.

A quick look at what every Doctor Who fan does...

Drabble. AU. Joey loved Topthorn so much.

Or when Owen wasn't quite sure what Ianto's name was. One-shot. Rated for language.

Murtagh exiled himself because he believed he'd only hurt Nasuada. Now that he knows she doesn't feel the same, all he can do is stand back and watch Time take its toll. Vignette-style fic covering 50 years. Lots of angsty shouting and dragon hugging.

Doctor who songfic from Scooby Doo theme song! XD too funny to resist the temptation! If you don't like that okay I think I am going to do more of these til I get the courage to do a fanfic. But only after I finish the 10th doctor season. Purely for Luls!

Take four geniuses who all think they're right. Put in same room. Watch implosion. Total crackfic. PS: The fandoms here are actually Doctor Who/House/Mentalist/Sherlock, but the system won't let me choose more than two, so I'm duplicating postings.

My friend Melanie and I became bored one day and this fanfiction was born! From the hearts of the Doctor Who fangirls to yours, the Twelve Days of Doctor Who! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! Songfic

a small fleet of boats have landed in alagaesia. will they ever get back home to Britain

Two United States Marines get "sucked into" a great story. Rated T because Im not sure where im going with this.

A twist on the classic "Night before Christmas" with the Torchwood gang. I own nothing!

A little drabble everyday until Christmas Eve about the things the Death Eaters buy the Dark Lord for Christmas...Whether he wants it or not...Rated T for Voldemort's potty mouth and Bellatrix's dirty mind.

Murtagh lives with Thorn in the elves' forest from Eragon's insistence. In between the countless branches and seasons he begins to find aspects around and inside of himself he's been previously blind to. - A large story told in bits with eventual MxOC

Captured, tortured, and manipulated, the Doctor is tricked by a cruel hand to do what he deemed was impossible in the past: betray and -possibly - destroy his beloved human race. He had done it once before anyway. T for Torture and lots of whump!

I think we can all agree Eragon's screwed up family needs counseling...

A collection of drabbles and oneshots taking place in the Inheritence Universe. #9: Murtagh's Law- anything that can go wrong, will go wrong... Murtagh and Thorn, Post Inheritance.

Gibbs is away overseas, but makes it home for Christmas

If you love the Percy Jackson series and humor, you will love this story! Submit your own questions for your favorite demigods to answer!

self explanatory, except dead ppl are back and this time there's nothing to stop the destruction their game of truth or dare will cause for the alive...

Who let that Mary-Sue into Alagaesia? Tameera's got to find out before Alagaesia comes to a pleasant and sugary end. She's also got to track down and obliterate the Sue in question. It started as a oneshot, but mutated horribly. T only for language.

Wait, what? Since when were there mad libs in Alagaesia! Never the less, Eragon Shadeslayer found several in Ellesmera. What would happen if the characters from the Inheritance Cycle filled out these unique pieces of paper? ...Well, This.

Every character has a voice, something to tell the world...if you just give them the chance to do it. Short stories about the Harry Potter characters.

After the war Eragon, Murtagh, Nasuada, and Arya have nothing to do. What happens when they decide to play games from there long forgotten childhood? possible romance in latter chapters

A missing scenette from The Year that Never was. Somethings we'd rather forget. Light.

Just a little oneshot sort of thing that popped into my head. :D Abby, Ziva and Ducky meet the Doctor.

Don't worry, this isn't some 'loser teenager goes and becomes the next dragon rider' fic. There are far too many of those as it is. Tameera annoys people. T only because I'm a tad paranoid.

These are the Ten Commandments of Eragon Shadeslayer as dictated by his dragon Saphira. She would have writen more, but, well, never mind. Let's just say that Saphira loves reviews and would be more than happy to get some for this one-shot. *hint,hint*

Sets of 25 one-sentence themes detailing the relationships and parallels between Morzan and Brom, as well as those of their sons.

Chatroom fic. mostly it'll be about the master using a chatroom that the tardis crew uses and will probably be cracky, i just thought it'd be fun to do ;

The Inheritance version of the poem "Gashlycrumb Tinies" By Edward Gorey. "A is for Angela, assaulted by toads..."

HG, wanting to get to know Claudia better agrees to going out to lunch. Claudia, seeing an opportunity to introduce HG to something new, takes our time traveler to the golden arches establishment. crack fic

What happens when a giant dump lit on fire lands on your house? You make your own desicions and you can play as either Hermione or Harry.

yes this again don't like don't read but other r&r peeps

Saphira kicking some ass and being awesome

For my grandpa. See you in heaven someday3

COMPLETE Randomness shall reign supreme when Star Wars, Inheritance Cycle, Lord of the Rings, Percy Jackson, and Harry Potter characters unite to unleash random havoc upon Alagaesia and the galaxy far far away, with the help of three insane authoresses...

Murtagh is introduced to the concepts of kindness and friendship when a group from Camelot comes to discuss a truce between the two kingdoms. rated T just in case.

Reid is kidnapped. But there is a twist... Warnings: darkfic, whumpage rape, torture etc. in later chapters

funnest moments in the pjo books

Christopher Paolini is paid some visits.

Everyone in Alagaesia loves Christmas, except Galbatorix, who decides to do something about it once and for all. Please enjoy, I really had fun writing this. But beware, it's kind of stupid.

A spinoff of Alagaësia's New Dragon. It is suggested that new readers read Alagaësia's New Dragon first. This story picks up where the OC is abducted. Galbatorix is a master of corruption. His power has conquered the mightiest minds. Is Glaurung safe?

The Torchwood Team's status updates, comments etc. through the episodes. Full summary in A/N. All pairings but mainly Janto and Gwhys with a bit of Gwack, Towen and Gwen/Owen mixed in because I am using the actual show's plots. Please R&Rxxx

I found this Q&A thing and decided to fill out and share and people who complain about punctuation and stuff all of this is just for fun so get over it.

Okay I suck at summaries. Basically in this story Murtagh is good again and they still have to defeat Galbatorix.Character Pairings.Listen read the story and you'll not need a summary.

On an unexpected visit to Nythos, the Master gives the Doctor a taste of his own medicine in embarrassing shenanigans. AU

look at the first one then read this one not that you should or have to but its fun

what do the heroes listen to on thier spare time, in their rooms

Spamalot's Whatever happened to my show rewriten from Murtagh's point of view. original lyrics by Steven Songhiem. The inheiritance cycle belongs to Christopher Paolini.

there's a baby in the Hub. Chaos insues. JackIanto post Season 1

Murtagh's pov on his life with his psychotic family. Sometimes it seems he's the only sane one there.Will he be able to cope? Or will his family drive him to insanity?