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Joined 05-17-11, id: 2929901, Profile Updated: 05-09-16
Author has written 8 stories for Lord of the Rings, Merlin, Avengers, and Elder Scroll series.

All stories except for Case Red have been put on hold. They will be updated whenever I have time too. Sorry, everyone.

Alassiel, my best friend, is the author of How to Live With a Demigod 101 and The Last Night. We are co-writing Case Red together, but other than those, all the stories on here are mine.

Hello fellow insane writers!

All I have to say is, OMG THE HOBBIT!!!!!

Upcoming stories-

Genesis: Life can't be peaceful for the Avengers, can it? Just months after saving the world from Loki, a new threat rises up, and a woman with all the power of your average flashlight is caught in the middle of it all, fighting for her love and her life.

All that is gold does not glitter

Not all who wander are lost

The old that is strong does not wither

Deep roots are not touched by frost

From the ashes a fire shall be woken

A light from the shadows shall spring

Renewed shall be blade that was broken

The crownless again shall be king

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What's up, dear writers and readers!

Alassiel here:

We don't update very often anymore but we think about it quite a lot... The problem is that we're both completely overwhelmed with a little annoyance everybody calls "Real Life." If Real Life had a wonderfully convenient pause button, we would upload every day! As it is, who knows when you'll hear from us next? I have a few one-shot ideas I'd like to get written and we'd both love to publish the grand finale to Case Red; it's just a matter of getting around to finishing it. If it ever happens, it'll be epic. (I know, poor consolation. I'm sad too.)

The Last Night -- oh, goodness, where do I start? That thing was supposed to be a one-shot, but turned into a mini-story with multiple chapters. Do I have an ending? Yes. Do I need to connect the dots? Yes, yes. Do I plan on uploading the ending at some point in the nearish future? Yes, yes, yes. Disclaimer: Real Life.

How to Live with a Demigod 101 was written during a time in my life when I needed the humor, warmth, and familiarity of those characters. I was touched by all the comments I received, and I still think about each and every one of you, and marvel at the fact that I was able to share the good feelings that story brought me with you, too. Laughter truly is the best medicine. Someday I might find the inspiration necessary to put a few more chapters to paper (I mean, you never know), but until then, the story has come to an end! Feel free to check it out. Installments are short but plentiful. Expect dry humor, Clintasha, and a bit too much coffee.

In other news...


Life happens, and in spite of that, I hope to see you soon!

Much love from Lassie.

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Would You Like Lembas With That? by Lyrical Ballads reviews
[Discontinued] Haldir experiences the joy and pain of working in a fast food restaurant. Oh, if only he had gone to college.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,232 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Haldir, Faramir, Peregrin T.
127 Drabbles by Melpomene Lee reviews
127 Days. 127 Prompts. 12700 Words. 127 Drabbles.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 127 - Words: 30,044 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Complete
Since When by XxBloodyRosaryxX reviews
Two girls are met by 2 men, 1 elf, a dwarf, 4 hobbits, and a wizard one night. You would think it'd be great, right? Wrong! They get thrown into Middle Earth and are expected to fit in greatly. Join these two on a journey to remember! Please Read!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 85,922 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Aragorn, Legolas
Two Little Boys by Alydia Rackham reviews
Based on the song "Two Little Boys." A mishap when Thor and Loki are little parallels dramatic events when they are grown. NO SLASH. Sad.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,275 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
The Frog by ShunKickShunKers reviews
Jane gives an interesting "forgive-me" present to Lisbon. just mindless humor :3 Now COMPLETE
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
A Mirkwood Spider Landed On My Front Porch by Nieriel Raina reviews
The Spider Chronicles Book One. A True Story. What happens when creatures and people from Middle-earth move in? Your life is NEVER the same. Spiders on the porch? Elves in the closet? A dwarf in the kitchen? Welcome to my life... 2nd Place 2011 MEFA Humor: Comedy/Drama (Rated for sexual innuendo. Warning: Story is NOT canon compliant in regards to Laws and Customs of the Eldar)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,506 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Legolas, Glorfindel - Complete
Beruthiel's Kittens by LadyBranwyn reviews
During the Siege of Minas Tirith, the healers are not the only ones tending to the wounded. OCs and unconscious Faramir.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Faramir - Complete
Scarf Attack by MagicByMerlin reviews
A fic in which Merlin’s scarf becomes possessed and goes on a rampage throughout Camelot. 'Nuff said.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Kiss of a MarySue by Lilly McShepin reviews
Legolas is found to have the dreadful disease... the kiss of a Mary-Sue! In order to cure him, the elves of Rivendell must read aloud to him various Mary-Sue tales - but at the risk of their own sanity.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,378 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Legolas, Elrohir
Fly Guy by MagicByMerlin reviews
Arthur is infuriated by an infuriating fly that infuriates people by buzzing infuriatingly around their heads. It’s all very infuriating…
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
MiddleEarth And How I Saved It by Hel-Lokisdotter reviews
My name is Siltasuvi Araeina Smith, and I am the one fated to save Middle-Earth. No, really. Why are you looking so disbelieving? ON INDEFINITE HIATUS
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,054 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009
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Case Red reviews
When Black Widow and Hawkeye fight, things don't go entirely to plan. Natasha turns to Loki to seek revenge, and ends up falling prey to the demigod's own agenda. Escape from her feelings, and her past, has never been so hard. Rated T for violence. Co-written with Alassiel.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 36 - Words: 131,117 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki
The Last Night reviews
As a rule, Tony Stark never takes calls from other people's lawyers—especially not after 2 A.M. But when he finds out that an old one-night-stand resulted in both new life and a sudden death, he finds himself caught between the past and the present, and embarks on another one-night journey that will mark his life forever. Rated T for some mature themes. Written by Alassiel.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,495 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/11/2015 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Agent Phil Coulson, OC
Wild Little Thief reviews
Wild Little Thief is a one-shot that follows the Dragonborn, a female Redguard thief through immense pain and suffering. Rated T for gore and violence.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Delvin Mallory - Complete
How to Live with a Demigod 101 reviews
The Avengers have dis-Assembled and returned to their (somewhat) normal lives... until a superpower-less Loki shows up in Manhattan, and Director Fury designates Agent Clint Barton as a temporary demigod-sitter. Eventually, the whole team is brought back together in an effort to cope with the situation. Rated K-plus for explosions, insanity, and coffee abuse. Written by Alassiel.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 45,892 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Loki - Complete
The Lady of the Stables reviews
Aleusa came to Camelot for work, but she found so much more. Love, magic, a pet snake. Life was good. But now it is all being threatened as her whole world comes crashing down around her. There is no more safety. And her magic just keeps on growing..
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 60,109 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
All That Is Gold reviews
A collection of one-shots, each centered around a non-canon character. Each story will be based on a line of Aragorn's poem. All that is gold does not glitter, not all who wander are lost... Please read and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,608 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011
Lost Warrior reviews
Elenweth is the daughter of lords. Her story is a story of blood, tears, and a love forged through in the fires of darkness. Please review! Rated T for violence and future romance. No Mary-Sue. Complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,262 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Haldir - Complete
To the Death reviews
Halbarad and Aragorn meet in the Prancing Pony just before Frodo leaves the Shire to discuss the future. Oneshot. R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Aragorn, Halbarad - Complete