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Joined 05-18-11, id: 2931588, Profile Updated: 09-09-12
Author has written 8 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Birds Of Prey, West Side Story, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Keys to the Kingdom, Serenity, and Professor Layton.

Hello, there. I suppose you have already made the assumption that Catherine of Aragon is not my real name; rather, she was a Spanish princess and the first wife of King Henry the VIII. I am neither.

Name: My name in my Japanese class is Sayuri, so call me that.

Gender: Female

Age: private

Birthday: April 15

Nicknames: Austria, Roderich Edelstein, D'Artagnan

Favorites:

Manga/Anime: Soul Eater, Hetalia- Axis Powers, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fruits Basket, Kaze no Stigma, Nichijou

Books/Authors: Sophie's World, Howl's Moving Castle, The Legends of King Arthur, The Merry Adventures of Robin Hood, Sherlock Holmes novels/stories, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Movies: West Side Story, Beauty and the Beast (Disney), Alice In Wonderland (Disney, 1951), Monty Python and the Holy Grail, anything by Hayao Miyazaki, The Phantom of the Opera

TV shows: Bones, Batman (1960s), WKRP in Cincinnati, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Psych, Teen Titans (2003), Doctor Who (any and all), Sherlock, Merlin, My Life In Film, Bunheads

Bands/Genres: Classical! Haydn, Chopin, Beethoven, Mozart, Rachmaninoff, Bartok, Copland, Elgar. Also showtunes. Anything by Sondheim; Barbra Streisand, Sutton Foster, Nathan Lane, Matthew Broderick, Bebe Neuwirth, and basically everything.

Words: hypothetical, rhetorical, irrevocable, imbecile, plebeian, nonchalant, contrarywise

People: Flannery, Phoebe, Diana, Jo, Liz, Douglas, Sean, Kevin, Michael, Naomi, Charlie, Marra

If there's one thing to know about me, it's that I'm a great judge of character. So if I think you're a good person, I'll approach you. If I think you'll hurt me, you'll get no more than a few words out of me. I'm an outcast at my school, and most of the people whose company I most enjoy only accept my friendship when there's no one else to witness it.

I play two instruments, piano and violin, and I play soccer. I'm taking Japanese in school, and we no longer freeload off the Spanish classroom, so hooray for us. Orchestra is awful, because I'm somehow one of the better people there, and no one wants me there except possibly Diana. All of my friends are infinitely more prodigious and amazing than I am, so...


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (HEYY IT'S SEAN)
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. (So many...)
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. (Need to take?)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. (If I had sandals, I totally would xD)
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". (Ha. Guess again.)
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (Depends. Who are you asking?)

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all. (Ha. Ha. That's a joke.)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. (Yeah... except I'm not cool.)
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO. (Depends on who you ask.)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly… or crazy. (Both?)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (The truth. Ask anyone.)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (I totally would, except I'm too annoying.)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. (I wish!)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
(This one's for you, Charlie.)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. (...hi Michael.)
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I have a PSYCHOLOGICAL DISORDER, so I MUST not be able to function in society.

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I Have all Summer to Fall For You by Silver and Gray reviews
At school, Gilbert makes fun of Matthew, and Matthew just wants to be left alone. But then when the hot days of summer roll around, and they have nothing but free time, things happen that NO ONE could have planned for! Enjoy, and please R&R!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 162,477 - Reviews: 1222 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Canada, Prussia
The Light by SilverAndFlames reviews
A serious problem for the OZ has Cain dragging a run-away DG back, is there anything she can do? Is she going to want to help? DG/Cain Az/Glitch
Tin Man - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 51,442 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Cain, DG
Breaking the Rules by LovelyFarron reviews
To Artemis, there was no woman but Holly. He had arranged the world into two categories when it came to who he was interested in: Holly and not-Holly.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2013 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
Avengers Noir by Cadet Deming reviews
An alternate universe Noir mystery set in 1949. Natasha Romanoff is an assistant to private investigator Clint Barton. Loki hires them to solve the murder of his father Odin. But who is the real killer, and will Natasha survive with her life and heart intact? Eventual Natasha/Loki. Involves all Avengers. COMPLETED
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,936 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki
A Crazy Thing Called Love by magnoliastar08 reviews
Girl meets boy. Girl hates boy. Boy hates girl. Boy challenges girl to showdown. Boy then...falls in love before girl? Say what? An AU MakaxSoul Story. Rated T for teen for some sexual innuendos and cursing.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 81,966 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Twas Not Quite Christmas at Baker Street by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even... Sherlock and John? Come on. Of course they're stirring. They have a case! Well, sort of. A "'Twas the Night Before Christmas" Sherlockian parody.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Appropriate Research Material for Religious Celebrations, etc by ZetaTauri reviews
Loki spends his first Christmas on Midgard. It's oddly similar to Midwinter celebrations on Asgard, and yet, not at all the same. For Gloria Scott on Avengers-xchange. AU to avoid 30k of redemption fic with 5k of prompt fill tacked on to the end.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,433 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Loki, Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
100 Themes of Professor Layton by The Knit Hat Ninja reviews
Some small and long drabbles of most of the Layton characters! Requests are welcome, by the way!
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 25,144 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 9/30/2011
Diagnosis: You're Screwed by LaurelNymph reviews
AU: Matthew Williams was living a normal life practicing obstetrics in a small city when one self-proclaimed "awesome" patient comes bursting into his life and turns it upside down. Genderbent: fem!Prussia/Canada. Minor pairings included. Now complete!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,698 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
World Wide Story by webcomix reviews
Lovina Vargas was less than thrilled when she and her twin moved to a new city. What happens when her family convinces her to audition for the school musical? Rehearsals and romance, of course! Genflip AU, rated for mouth and innuendo. BEING EDITED - current changes: 14/29 chapters
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,644 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/25/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
In Which Gold Rescues a Kitten by WinnietheShit reviews
Self-explanatory, don'tcha think?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,330 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
America and his United States by JerichosPhantom reviews
50 states. 50 World Meetings. 50 Awkward Situations. USUK, Spamano, PruCan will also be involved.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,570 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 3/8/2011 - America
The Great Equalizer by lovelylittleflowerchild reviews
It is said that death is the great equalizer of humanity.
West Side Story - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,524 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Complete
Thirteen Hours by Jennistar1 reviews
It takes thirteen hours for Mycroft to discover that Sherlock isn't dead. A breakdown, in both senses of the word.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Eighteen by Iwait4theRain reviews
Maria knows that age is just a number; being eighteen doesn't mean you're not still a kid. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO LOVELYLITTLEFLOWERCHILD!
West Side Story - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Maria - Complete
Sentence Completion Unrequired by FindingRainbows reviews
Donovan looked between the two flatmates, "I feel like I have missed something." A short but hopefully sweet look into Sherlock and John's relationship. Hope you enjoy.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Tale is the Spell by Zoe Alice Latimer reviews
"You can tend the garden; it's yours!" The Witch gave away her garden, so the Baker's son tends it. They say she might have lived, you know… and he almost wants her to come back. Bakerella, but not plot-centric. One-shot.
Into the Woods - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Witch - Complete
I am but a Fool by Psycho-kyugurl reviews
You are still the same, he said. Don't think I'll always be the little girl who chase you from behind, she announced. A one-shot of Fransizka and her emotional struggle regarding certain fool; otherwise named Miles Edgeworth.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Miles E., Franziska vK. - Complete
When We Stand Together by Lying In An Angels Arms reviews
AU. Mycroft's parents die and Mycroft is left in charge of four year old Sherlock. Gregory Lestrade just wants the four year old to stop sneaking into crime scenes, and maybe for Mycroft to give him his number. Mystrade. Told in Drabbles.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,999 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
A Study In Aeroplanes by GF-221b reviews
CABIN PRESSURE. Martin discovers Sherlock Holmes. Or, how Martin finally outwitted Douglas. Slash and Het both. COMPLETE
Radio Dramas - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,937 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Cabin Pressure - Complete
Players In War by Princess Astrella reviews
AU As the soldier marches, he rethinks the morality of war. When he comes across a little girl and her sister, he must justify both his actions and war. Chapter Four: He said he'd come back. He said it would be soon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,619 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Complete
Sarcasm is one more service we offer by Fayth3 reviews
Rose and the Doctor get locked in a cell and locked in a battle of wits... pity only one of 'em's armed.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
Seven Sins by Happymood reviews
Nations are humans. It is in the human nature to sin. Seven drabbles. Various pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Complete
Exchange Student by chromatose reviews
There's a new exchange student coming into World Academy Europe. And of course he can't go the first day without finding a potentially cute guy to try to win his affections over. Luckily, this new kid's a master of the art of teasing and eye sex. HongIce oneshot. AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Iceland, Hong Kong - Complete
FOOL!: A Sherlock HolmesSoul Eater Parody by SayuriTsukiko reviews
In episode 17 of Soul Eater, Excalibur claims to have 'assisted and lived with' Holmes. He also claims to be more intelligent...we all know this is bull. So what if they actually met? Expect a very angry Holmes and an amused Watson.
Crossover - Soul Eater & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Excalibur, S. Holmes
Skills by ViaLethe reviews
Mal and Jayne attempt to give Inara and River a lesson on using guns, while the ladies have other ideas. Contains Mal/Inara banter.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Mal, Inara, Jayne, River - Complete
I'll Jump For You by sociopathicplatypus reviews
When Prussia is dissolved at the end of World War II, he feels there is nothing left to live for. His brother is a superpower, and Francis and Toni have other people to care for. But, one person joins him when he decides to end it. T for suicide
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
His Butler, Spam by Hokuto Uchiha reviews
Ciel and Sebastian go to a cafe, where bard, Mey-Rin, and Finnian are waiters, only to find out there's practically nothing on the menu but spam. Parody of the Spam sketch from "Monty Python".
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
The First Rule of Flying & Other Related Concepts by ViaLethe reviews
They all came on board for different reasons, but they each stay for the same one. One emotion, nine different perspectives, nine different connections.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Mal - Complete
Insensitive Press by SamCyberCat reviews
Katia learns first-hand just how difficult and rude reporters could be. Not-Clive/Katia.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Clive/Klaus, Katia A. - Complete
Logical Reasoning versus a Small Child by SamCyberCat reviews
Dimitri loved Claire. Claire loved Hershel. Explaining this to a small child was one of the hardest things Dimitri had ever had to do. One-sided Dimitri/Claire.
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2011 - H. Layton, Dimitri A., Clive/Klaus, Claire - Complete
Inappropriate Bedtime Stories: As Told By Denmark by Rantzilla reviews
Now, kid, let me tell you a little story about your parents...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Choose Me Or Your Pyre by candy4yourEYEZ reviews
Lovina is a gypsy, Antonio is her captor. He shouldn't be attracted to someone like her, she belongs in a dungeon, not in his bed... fem!Romano/LovinoxSpain
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,001 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Do You Remember? by MP PrussianMia reviews
They were once best friends but she left without a final goodbye and 20 years later, he still can't forget her. But life goes on and he's at his favorite bar once again. Expect this time, there's a familiar looking face...Warnings: Straight, EngxFem!China
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2011 - England/Britain, China - Complete
Chinese Water Torture by Strawberry Pocky Stix reviews
"Nothing bad…" China murmurs in response, taking a small remote and stepping into the shadows. He takes a seat in the corner, just out of America's vision. "Now just relax, Aru…" Water torture; slight language; no pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2011 - America, China - Complete
A Legal Agreement to Become One with Russia by Cameron Kennedy reviews
"This contract is to signify a union of one nation of the world with Russia, known by humans under the name of Ivan Braginski and legally known under the title of Russian Federation." Seriously, this CAN'T be good...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Russia - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4447 - Favs: 10,360 - Follows: 1,032 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Dear Anita by Iwait4theRain reviews
Death is peaceful, death is calm. And in his last moments, Bernardo can't help but think of the one person who has made his life worthwhile. Inspired by a letter written by Major Sullivan Ballou.
West Side Story - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Anita, Bernardo - Complete
And The Rest Was History by oatniel reviews
"The boy, only a year older than Hershel, puffed on the end of his cigarette - 'I'm Paul' he said, with a sinister smile, 'Tell me your name'" A one-shot about the young Professor's first meeting with Don Paolo and Claire! *Rated T for minor bad language*
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2011 - H. Layton, Don Paolo - Complete
Easier to Pretend by flapkack reviews
Hungary and Austria could pretend that they loved each other, when both of their affections truly lay with someone else. Angsty. Sort of written for me to vent. Probably isn't any good;; PruHun, AusSwitz, anti!AusHun
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Austria, Hungary - Complete
Snowglobe Girl by RebelFaerie reviews
"Shaken until the breaking point, the lone figurine staring at the world through glass walls and a torrent of pure white flakes." A psychological look at Graziella in the aftermath of Riff's death.
West Side Story - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,766 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Complete
And We Thought Our Meetings Were Bad? by Nicole-Dilona reviews
England barely repressed a shudder, "Only a few times and it's been awhile, thank God. Alfred's fiercely protective of the lot; there aren't many nations that have had the displeasure of meeting them." Well Nations, ready to meet the States?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,151 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - America
How the Triple Entente Got its Name by Kitty Faerie reviews
Russia, England, and France make an Alliance before the start of WWI. But France wants to be called something cool! The Metal Pipe Alliance? The Alliance of Love? Friends Forever? Why is it so hard to pick a name? Crack, Drabble, No pairings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Turnabout Puzzle by renrenren3 reviews
Layton and Phoenix hang out at a café. Predictably, Layton is reminded of a puzzle.
Crossover - Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney & Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Phoenix W./Nick, H. Layton - Complete
The Joy of Clones by QueenOfTheYaoi reviews
Roxas is taking lessons on how to make clones, but doesn't see why. So Zexion shows him. How? By messing with his head, of course. Friendship ZexionXRoxas, a teasing Zexion and a very confused Roxas.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Roxas, Zexion - Complete
Painted Blind by p0ck3tf0x reviews
Canada was one of the lucky ones. The poisonous gas had left him blind but this stranger was patient and caring, even though he would 'tut' softly when asked his name. One shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
If You'll Be, I'll Be by lovelylittleflowerchild reviews
Thoughts on what love is; inspired by the song "Boats and Birds" by Gregory and The Hawk.
West Side Story - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Tony, Maria - Complete
Reunion by Gentle Breezes reviews
4 years after the adventures of Treasure Planet, an old friend comes back to say hello to Jim. No pairings; just some wonderful reunions.
Treasure Planet - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Long John silver - Complete
Remembering by LeiaOrganicSolo reviews
A bouquet of pink roses are clenched tightly in his hands, his fingers are shaking from the force of which he is holding them. The thorns are sharp, like small daggers tearing through his skin; he doesn't feel the pain. /takes place after Unwound Future/
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2010 - H. Layton, Claire - Complete
A Mari Usque Ad Mare by IronicNarwhal reviews
Twenty-five facts about Matthew Williams that the world at large doesn't know.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Stay Cool by Iwait4theRain reviews
A character analysis of Action.
West Side Story - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Action - Complete
Explosions at a World Conference by Cronomon reviews
In which Taiwan and Hong Kong prove in their own special way that they should be allowed to world conferences... although whether or not that goal was achieved is questionable.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Taiwan, Hong Kong - Complete
The Strange Professor by Corkboard reviews
That new professor with the thick eyebrows... Harry can't help but find a few things about him that aren't quite normal.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Harry P., England/Britain - Complete
Right There With You by candy4yourEYEZ reviews
Romano is finally happy with Spain, but his brother is pissed. North Italy can't stand his brother having something that Feliciano doesn't. This does not bode well for Antonio and Lovino. Everyone loves evil!Feli
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
The Only Way by candy4yourEYEZ reviews
Lovino has decided to get rid of the threat in his life, Feliciano, once and for all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2010 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Taking Over the World, One Hockey Game at a Time by poprika reviews
2010 Winter Olympics, Whistler, British Columbia. The nations gather in a dim bar to watch and gossip as Canada faces down some of the most powerful countries in the world for his Hockey Gold. Slight America/Canada, France/Canada, and German/Italy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,602 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
The Pros and Cons of Hitchhiking by Canadino reviews
Don't accept rides from strangers! Unless, of course, they are the Bad Company Trio - then hitchhike away! Pairings and summary inside, T for Prussia's mouth. Indefinite HIATUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,853 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
Dear Peoples of the Universe and All That is Holey by influenceONchildren reviews
Patti has a letter for everyone that she wants you to read.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Patricia T./Patti - Complete
worth the world by viennacantabile reviews
Twenty-six characters, two hot summer days, from A to Z.
West Side Story - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,661 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Complete
flicker by viennacantabile reviews
Dying, it seems, isn't anything like how it looks in the movies. Riff, on endings.
West Side Story - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Riff - Complete
Blood and Ash by Jessi D reviews
Prussia has been dissolved but Gilbert still lives. But why? Gilbert is no longer Prussia but something else entirely.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Prussia - Complete
How Prussia Stole Christmas by Hazel-Beka reviews
A parody of 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'. Prussia decides that he's sick of getting socks and being alone at Christmas, so he decides to get rid of it - Grinch style. Can Italy save the day? Written in Dr Seuss-style rhyme and narrated by England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Prussia, N. Italy - Complete
a debt of honor by viennacantabile reviews
What happens when you save a very grateful Baby John from a few Emeralds? Much to his chagrin, Ice is about to find out. Hint: Stealth!Baby John. Pre-movie, Ice/Velma.
West Side Story - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,451 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Ice, Baby John - Complete
After Neverland by PrussianAwesomeness reviews
Wendy waits for Jane and Peter to come back from spring cleaning. Just a little short story I wrote for English class.
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Wendy D., Peter Pan - Complete
A Chance Encounter by xXc0okieSsNcrEamXx reviews
We all know Tony and Maria came to be at a dance, but what about Riff and Graziella? A oneshot about their first meeting. Riff/Graziella, pre-movie.
West Side Story - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,402 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Complete
Japan and the Goldfish Crackers by luffyluffy reviews
Japan, Germany, and Italy go shopping
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Japan - Complete
Long Live The King by shadowglove reviews
AU. What if when the Great Dragon said that Mordred would 'kill' Arthur he didn't exactly mean it the way it sounded? Mordred discovers that he fulfilled that prophecy, while living in Arthur's court, loving Emrys, and Arthur still alive on the throne.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,165 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Mordred, Merlin - Complete
Joker's Lunch Break by Green Gallant reviews
A group of protestors learn the hard way not to come between the Joker and his lunch.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2009 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
But That Was In Another Country by Konstantya reviews
It's 1948, and he's lost. Prussia-centric.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
Romeo and Juliet Were Stupid by 1talentedstarlet reviews
Riff reflects on Shakespeare.
West Side Story - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Complete
chasing shadows by viennacantabile reviews
Sometimes, Anybodys wonders what it feels like to be pretty, and sometimes, she wishes she were. 500-word drabble on one-sided Anybodys/Ice.
West Side Story - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Anybodys, Ice - Complete
Stockholm Syndrome by SutekiKage reviews
Warning: Mild Gore; There were many things that France regretted doing in his life, but the most heart wrenching would have to be when France fell in love with his little Canada. An intimate study
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,719 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2009 - France, Canada - Complete
The Amazing Prussia and the Automatic Doors by luffyluffy reviews
Prussia thinks he's so awesome that doors open for him
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
A Servant To Evil by Kanoozle reviews
They were born together, but they lived apart. One eventually perished, the other left in sadness. // Pairings:Itacest & SpainxS.Italy // Uses human names.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,485 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2009 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Because Everyone In Canada Lives In An Igloo by Determined reviews
While trying to order coffee, Canada's attempts are thwarted by idiots...resulting in his patience and sarcasm running dry. Deadpanning has never been so deadly. *Just ask America*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Canada - Complete
The Black Lodge: Where No Man Has Gone Before by Stagecoach reviews
Twin Peaks/Star Trek: The Original Series/Fear Factor Fan Fiction. Captain Kirk enters Twin Peaks, and enlists Agent Cooper's help to rescue Mr. Spock from the Black Lodge.
Twin Peaks - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Complete
Melodia by xLanette reviews
Sora was distant as a child. He was friendly enough, but he never seemed to want to interact with the other children. Instead he spent all his time inside or down by the beach, drawing pictures of his two very best friends... which didn't exist.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,644 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Riku, Sora
Not the Will's Way by LeDiz reviews
It doesn't really make sense for a Rightful Heir to not want to be a Rightful Heir, and try to be anyway, Suzy thinks, and Noon's not being too helpful on explaining why it does. Plotless but not altogether pointless.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Complete
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Shall We Dance? reviews
The cast and crew as you've never seen them before. Short character analysis-type chapters.
West Side Story - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Complete
Once reviews
"Sometimes, when we get sick of fighting, we think of that time. Sunday and I put down our weapons, sit together in his garden and remember." All she ever wanted was to be something more. AU, maybe Saturday/Sunday?
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Saturday, Sunday - Complete
Say, Can I Ask You A Question?
Professor Layton characters in various uncomfortable positions as characters in famous musicals of the Great White Way! Rated T for language, violence and mild suggestive content.
Crossover - Misc. Plays/Musicals & Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Published: 2/27/2012
Like There's A War On reviews
"And the boys grab Johnny, take him from you, and they pick him up, and they're about to drop him when Doc walks in. And Doc isn't happy."
West Side Story - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Anybodys, Doc - Complete
All That Jazz reviews
A collection of character analysis fics throughout the story. Hints at various pairings, rated for violence, as a precaution.
West Side Story - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 9/18/2011
I'm Sorry I'm Late
She's always late... always making excuses. AU, not revealing who it's about until the end. Contains character death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Published: 10/10/2011
First Rule of Flying reviews
A strange dream gets River to thinking... Dream sequence somewhat based off of the flashback in the unaired pilot of Birds of Prey, spoilers for Serenity. Takes place at the end of Serenity, with dialogue from the last scene.
Crossover - Birds Of Prey & Serenity - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/11/2011 - River T. - Complete
The Marshmallow Song reviews
An elaboration on Episode 6 of the anime. Just something I wrote in a Creative Writing class.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/18/2011 - England/Britain - Complete