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Joined 05-18-11, id: 2931763, Profile Updated: 05-14-13
Author has written 22 stories for Glee, Hunger Games, and House, M.D..

Hiya people! :)

I'm Kara. Not my real name, but I love the name so by all means, call me Kara. I'm fifteen, weird (to say the least), smart, a perfectionist, logical, and love to write and write and write until the world melts away. Why else would I be here? :) My past fandoms were Glee and Hunger Games (which I still both love), and my current fandom is House, M.D., since I've fallen in love with the shows and its characters. I'm a staunch Hilson friendship/subtext/fluff supporter, though the thought of them having sex I actually find quite strange. I'm also open to Huddy and most other couples. Am attempting to get recognition for Adley (Adams/Thirteen - come on, am I the only one?) and my favourite characters are House, Wilson and Thirteen. They're all gorgeous characters to write.

If you are a reader of my stories, see 'In-Progress Works' for a status on when they'll next be updated and what's coming up. I never leave Fanfiction, life just gets busy; if you want to ask me something, whether it be about an update or just to chat or whatever, just PM me :)

I love you all, especially if you read and review my stories! Keep writing :)

People who are especially awesome:

mirrorballsymphony: Unbelievably, I actually have real-life friendbeasts. This one is basically me, with an order of extra cynicism and a flair for drunken dialogue, writing for the Discworld series. We have the occasional contest.

Europa22-She's a brilliant writer and a very funny and nice person :) Check out her SYOTs!

the epic bookworm/our little infinity-A brilliant writer who I'm privileged to beta, not that they need it :)!

CherryBlossom1991-Another submitter to my SYOT, from her chats she's definitely a great person :)

foraworldundeserving-An absolutely fantastic writer (and infamous writer of Kiss) that I very much look up to.

Kara/Biota xxx

P.S. Does anyone else find it ironic that if you write the word 'Fanfiction' it comes up with a red squiggly line? :D


Awards and Recognition that I have No Idea How I Got But I'm Very Happy About Anyway :)

Won: September prompt on Starvation Forum-'Longing' for 'Welcome to the Black Parade'

Nominated: 'Best SYOT' in the 2011 Winter Hunger Games Awards for 'The Mockingjay's Legacy'

Nominated: 'Best AU' in the 2011 Winter Hunger Games Awards for 'Goodnight, Panem'


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Trick of Hearts by DjinniFires reviews
Cora's magic is dark and dangerous; when she was young, she had a good teacher. Rumplestiltskin excels at manipulation and fears intimacy; he had a good teacher, too. Before true love, there was Cora. * Fantasy Noir * Suspense * Angst * Set long, long ago in Fairy Tale Land * CH 8 NEW: "The Fox and the Hare" - But which is which?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,592 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, The Queen of Hearts/Cora M.
The 226th Hunger Games: Escape by Europa22 reviews
The fourth in my Hunger Games series. Even though it isn't a Quarter Quell, President Raven decides to throw in a little twist. Which one of our dear tribtues will survive, and which will have their blood splattered across the arena' walls?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 51 - Words: 288,191 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Other tributes
Calls Me Home by XxWilson'sGirlxX reviews
'Nine minutes was all it had taken to ruin his life forever...' A fic that tests House and Wilson's relationship to the limit when they must deal with the psychologically traumatic aftermath of Wilson being raped. Contains sick!Wilson, sweet!House and a lot of angst. Rated 'T' generally but may be considered 'M' very occasionally.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,181 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 3/19/2012 - J. Wilson, G. House
Can't Help It by allthingsdecent reviews
Cuddy agrees to work with the DA to send House back to jail.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,076 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 5/25/2013 - L. Cuddy, G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
The Stuff of Nightmares by mirrorballsymphony reviews
It's Angua's birthday, and the girls are going to get drunk. Blame Sally. Rated T for whatever might happen.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,691 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Angua, Cheery L., Sally von H, Tawneee - Complete
Pianist by Perditi Angelus reviews
When a special item makes it's way into the lobby of the PPTH, House somehow ends up with a rather large audience...
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2013 - G. House - Complete
Colour by Goonlalagoon reviews
Death is suffering from a minor problem...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Death - Complete
Different by skittlesgirl99 reviews
I'm just different, they're like peas from the same pod. No wonder they make fun of me, life's harder when you're odd. Different isn't naughty, different is no threat. Written for the Starvation monthly one-shot: Inescapable.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Other tributes - Complete
The Capitol Games by VividlyVisceral reviews
This Quarter Quell will be the most difficult. They're the tributes who, never in a million years, thought that they would fight in the Hunger Games. Why? Because these are the Capitol's children being reaped this time, and this shall be quite the show...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 330,288 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 6/28/2010
When It Comes by Dream's Penumbra reviews
From the moment the wave comes crashing down over the tributes, cold water seeping into their very bones, numbing them right to their hearts. For District 14's Monthly Oneshot Challenge; numbness.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Annie C. - Complete
Welcome, New Kid by BreeZombiee reviews
Kurt Hummel is a new foreign exchange student at Dalton Acadamy. Blaine is sent to be his mentor and roommate. As Blaine teaches Kurt how to deal with the struggles of life, Kurt teaches Blaine that it's okay to fall in love. AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 49,813 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Falling Apart by gillasue345 reviews
"I'm here. I love you. You're safe." The words became a mantra, and Kurt repeated them over and over until he heard Blaine's sobs stop and his breathing even out. Blaine shows up in the middle of the night, soaking wet and afraid. For the concrete angels.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,182 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
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Game is a Four Letter Word reviews
The sickly melody that the Games leave behind plays in your ears long after you've left.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Complete
Snapshots reviews
Stories of life, love and everything in between.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 61,889 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013
Of Love, Syringes and Gang Symbols reviews
The story of Lisa Cuddy, and her life and loves within the beautiful madness of Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. Huddy. Alphabet!fic (you'll see when you read it). Rated T for language.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,863 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/28/2013 - L. Cuddy, G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Necessities reviews
"You think I'd let this happen when I was out of my right mind?" Wilson comes home from a bad day to find box forts, mortality-defining stopwatches, and how a moment of panic can bring so much to the surface. House/Wilson oneshot. Rated K .
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2013 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
The Mockingjay's Legacy, Now Legal reviews
Katniss Everdeen may have died, but she has a little-known legacy, one that is about to make itself known, hell-bent on finishing what she started. And this time, it's personal. But a vicious Quell may destroy any hope of freedom...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,517 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Other tributes
How to Make a Very Suckish SYOT: Now Legal reviews
Have you ever read any brilliant, innovative SYOTs and thought it would be more fun to annoy people by making a terrible one? If so, and if you love caffeine-induced crackfics, this fic is for you. NOW legal, and with added kidnapping and quasi-dimensional teleportation powers!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Other tributes
spin reviews
Heartbeats don't mean anything. For Caesar's Palace Colour Challenge: Blue.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Annie C., Finnick O. - Complete
Firelight: The 76th Hunger Games, Now Legal reviews
Paylor mysteriously disappearred, and Majestian Snow has managed to wrestle control from the rebels. Now the Hunger Games are back, and he is determined to avenge his ruined family by making this Game the most vicious ever...even the Victor will wish they weren't. Dark themes and violence, because hell, it's the Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Other tributes
Freefall reviews
Blaine Anderson stands on a ledge. Saving the ones he loves will lead him to discover a web of murder, deceit and psychosis leading back fifteen years. Sequel to If Only I Could Read His Mind. Rated T for dark themes, violence and romance.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,053 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
cutscenes reviews
Everyone has a million stories. But some are never told. 'Five' fic.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Pres. Snow, Katniss E. - Complete
The Blood Diaries reviews
A killer is waiting. They have nothing to lose. Their only purpose in life is to kill those people who made their pain. Suspense-horror thriller. Dark themes. Rated T for violence and language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,683 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 5/24/2011
Interlock reviews
"The female morphling from District Six wasn't always that way. Nobody ever is. There's always a story, a reason. In her case, there were three stories that all interlock into one." For Caesar's Palace Color Challenge: Red.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,796 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Female Morphling - Complete
Disorient reviews
"They tell him what he did was unforgivable. He can't remember, but they wouldn't lie...right?" Not everyone who breaks the Capitol's rules is silenced-that would be just too kind. For Caesar's Palace Color Challenge: White.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Complete
Donum reviews
Love is different for everyone. A mentor sends a final gift to her tribute, and in the process comes to terms with her past. For Caesar's Palace Color Challenge: Brown.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Complete
Broken Strings reviews
'Mirrors lie. People lie. The crystals that replace our eyes lie. Only pain can be trusted.' Mimi Vyne was scared of death, and she paid the price. For The Color Challenge at Caesar's Palace: Green and the October Starvation Prompt: Mutilate.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,878 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Complete
Goodnight, Panem reviews
Lilia Evermore is the only one who can see that Panem has stolen colour from its citizen's lives. Everything is monochrome. But her discovery will cost her...and now she must rethink everything her life is based on. For Caesar's Palace Color Prompt: Gray.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2011
bluesky reviews
Title is purposely uncapitalised . When a dying little girl with familiar blue eyes is brought into Mrs Everdeen's hospital, the flashbacks start to haunt her again, but her guardian angel is there to help her. For Caesar's Palace Color Prompts: Rainbow.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Mrs. E. - Complete
The Fifth Stage reviews
"They said it would get better. They lied. But she's just sleeping, right?" The mother can't remember what hope is since her daughter's death, and she's trapped in her shadow world, praying for a savior. For Caesar's Palace Color Prompts: Pink.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2011
Never Forget reviews
The Hunger Games are no more tangible than a memory now, but there are still tales undiscovered woven in their history, like the tale of the lovers in the 74th Hunger Games...the ones everyone forgot. For The Color Challenge at Caesar's Palace: Bronze.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Other tributes - Complete
Welcome To The Black Parade reviews
The girl is laughing as the poisoned fire slowly consumes her. She's always longed for oblivion, and it's within her grasp...Poetry!fic. Submission for Starvation's September prompt, Longing. Oneshot.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Other tributes, Peeta M. - Complete
A Tribute's Story reviews
Poetry!fic. Oneshot. Alyssa Riley is an innocent District Two girl. Watch her slow descent into madness as she takes on the Hunger Games in poetry form. T for violence.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Other tributes - Complete
If Only I Could Read His Mind reviews
Ever wondered what Kurt and Blaine's thoughts about each other were before they got together? How about they tell you themselves...straight from their journals! Romance and angst, and some humor too. Lots of Wes and David subplots! Rated T for language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,141 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete