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Joined 05-18-11, id: 2931778, Profile Updated: 11-21-14
Author has written 12 stories for A Nightmare on Elm Street, Batman, Mythology, James Bond, Harry Potter, Everybody Hates Chris, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, and Doctor Who.

I am an big fan of many comic books, books and movies and look forward to writing fanfics about them. I am always making new stories when I get inspired so sometimes I don't update stories for a while. If you want an update review or pm.

My OC protagonists

Lee Walker

Iris Smith

Melda

My favorite fiction

Batman

Star Wars

Warriors

Lord of the Rings

The Walking Dead

My Pet peeves

AU I don't like changing an author's work where I don't like it. I prefer to build upon the canon with a story that can follow up the fiction. (ex. next gen hp)

OOC Unless you have a convincing story line to back it up I'm not buying Luna Lovegood as a child abuser.

Random pairings I don't care how you want Draco to hook up with Hermione sooo much. It doesn't make sense.

GIME This is specific to Lord of the Rings fics where a Mary sue falls into Middle Earth and hooks up with Legolas. I hate this for so many reasons but most importantly one of the thing Tolkien specifically said he didn't like about Narnia was that "you could just jump from world to world". So you are dishonoring his memory. If he was alive and saw what was going on he would be on the list of authors whose work is prohibited from being written as fanfiction.

Things I like:

Author's notes. Lots of people hate them but I like learning info and having a more personal connection to the author.

One more thing:

I am an obsessive when it comes to fan fiction and other writing. I will constantly change grammar mistakes as well as plot ideas. I will always tell you of these changes either on an author's note or on my profile. I hate AU and am obsessed with following the story right. (ex. changing the coming of age for elves in my lotr fic to fit into the tolkienverse)

Hello peeps. I just changed the location of where the journey is going to in my Lord of the Rings fanfiction. Other than that it's the same so don't freak. Also no one reviewed anyway so... I don't think anyone cares. Banestar out.

Just did some restructuring of my fic Lily Potter and the Book of Curses. I combined a couple chapters which is why the chapter titles are weird. Banestar out

UPDATE: Pyramid Storm, Star Wars: Order Hero, and Gilgamesh's Blood are currently on hiatus. You will probably not get updates for these fics for a long time. If you do want an update PM me. Lily Potter and the Book of Curses and One who is at Peace are my top priorities. I'm planning to turn Lily Potter into a series but you may not see the second book for a little while. As for my other fics I'll update them soon but their not my first priority, so keep posted. Banestar out.

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

Recently I have become obsessed with Doctor Who watching all 7 NuWho seasons in 3 months. So what's better to do on a rainy day then make a tournament of Doctor Who episodes! Here's how it works. For every season I pick my favorite episode from that season. The specials will count as their own season making 8 seasons in total. Then I'll pit them against each other in a sudden death tournament. Here we go!

Season 1: The Parting of Ways

The action, special effects and Christopher Eccleston's acting set this episode apart from the forgettable Season 1 crop

Season 2: The Impossible Planet/The Satan Pit

This is one of the first Nuwho episodes to really scare me. Great plot and great acting all around makes this the best of the 10/Rose era.

Season 3: Blink

Widely considered one of the best who episodes ever, the episode introduces the creepy Weeping Angels. With original villains and an original plot (The Doctor giving instructions by video) and solid humor this gets the top Season 3 spot even with the nonexistent romantic buildup between the main characters.

Season 4: Turn Left

A dark thriller that easily wins the top Season 4 spot. The Dark plot plus great acting from both Catherine Tate and Billie Piper. And speaking of Billie Piper Rose returns in awesome fashion in this episode! What's not to like?

Season 5: The Big Bang

A season finale to end season finales. The Doctor is at his cleverest and the stakes at their highest. It's complicated and makes little sense which makes me love it even more!

Season 6: The Girl Who Waited

In a season with emotional thrillers like a Good Man Goes to War this episode wins out. It shows the profound effect that traveling with the Doctor really has on a person. I love Older Amy's character which makes Regular Amy my least favorite version behind Young Amy and Older Amy

Season 7: Asylum of the Daleks

I don't know why people say Season 7 was so bad. There were a lot of great episodes. Still the fresh take on the Daleks and the great debut by Jenna- Louise Coleman makes this the best Season 7 episode.

Specials: Day of the Doctor

It was incredibly hard to choose between this and Time of the Doctor. But the brilliant references to the Classic series push this ahead.

Quarterfinals:

Parting Of Ways vs Day of the Doctor

They both have great action and acting but the nostalgia of DOTD beats out Rose's whininess in POW

Impossible Planet/Satan Pit vs Asylum of the Daleks

Both meant to scare the viewer I think IP/SP wins in that category. While acting might have been slightly better in "Asylum" the much superior character development takes Impossible Planet to semis

Blink vs The Girl Who Waited

This is a tough one but I think the original theme of Blink and the great villains win even considering great action and emotion from Girl who waited

Turn Left vs The Big Bang

This is an easy one. I liked the Big Bang but in almost all ways (action, plot, acting, character development) Turn Left wins.

Semifinals:

Impossible Planet/Satan Pit vs Day of the Doctor

Acting has to be even, as well as character development but I think IP/SP has better plot than DOTD. Also I'm more of a creepy guy than a nostalgia guy so Satan Pit goes to the Final.

Blink vs Turn Left

If I could I'd make this the final but sadly that's not how it works. So the dark story of Turn Left against the fast paced original story of Blink. But accomplishing what they did with Donna's growth in getting a more mature personalty and the sheer awesomeness of the ending sends Turn Left into the final matchup.

Final:

Impossible Planet/Satan Pit vs Turn Left

How sci- fi can you get? A planet next to a black hole vs an alternate universe adventure. I have to say I'm a sucker for alternate universes and you could kind of see the plot twist near the end of Impossible/Satan coming. Most everything else is even but Turn Left was really a masterpiece and wins as my best NuWho episode ever.

Winner: Turn Left

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Forever and a Day by HopeAndFaithAndCharity
Lily Luna Potter just wants to keep her family safe, but when a battle comes to Hogwarts, will that be impossible?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,580 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/1/2014 - [Lily Luna P., Scorpius M.] OC, Dominique W. - Complete
The Doctor's Daughter: (Series 1) by Empire'sRocketGoblinwriter reviews
Jenny hasn't seen much of the universe yet. She plans to though aboard the TARDIS with her dad, the Doctor. First she has to find him with a faulty vortex manipulator, a Slitheen named Hurom, and a gray skinned amnesiac human who goes by the name Lauren, all the while dodging her newly made enemies as well as a few of her father's. Watch as Jenny makes her own legacy.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 89,548 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Jenny - Doctor's Daughter, Slitheen, OC, 11th Doctor - Complete
A Place to Call Home by svurookie reviews
A 14 year old girl was found beaten and raped behind a school, and Olivia and Elliot are on the case. The plot twists and turns as it develops, and Olivia and this girl form a very special bond. After a near 10 year hiatus, Chapter 7 is now up! Plz R&R!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,521 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 5/26/2005
Riddler Rises by K.Yoshi654 reviews
Edward Nashton was nothing more then a broken, beaten boy. After the Joker has his glory, the police discover the grusome murder of a man and something strange left at the crime scene. Riddle me this, who is the Riddler?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,350 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 11/16/2011
The Invariable Man by IcyKali reviews
Lenny decides he needs his own identity (away from Carl), and enlists the help of the Simpsons in discovering his special talent. Meanwhile, Lisa finds herself new mentor in the form of Professor Frink. Rated 'T' to be safe.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,093 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Lenny L., Professor Frink - Complete
Albus Potter and the Phantasm Orb by Crystalline Iridescentia reviews
OLD. Now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,231 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Albus S. P., James S. P. - Complete
Albus Potter and the Fortress of the Dead by Vekin87 reviews
Sequel to Albus Potter and the Silver Wizard. Sixth entry in my Albus Potter series. Reading the first five is all but necessary at this point. Full summary in Vekin87 one-shots. R&R and enjoy! Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 267,003 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Albus S. P. - Complete
Three Things by Lady Tol reviews
Lily Potter's mother tell her three things before she boards the Hogwarts Express, and they are always the same thing. oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Lily Luna P., Ginny W. - Complete
Homercoming by Shadow Pumpkinhead reviews
After waking Mr. Burns in the 22 Century, Fry and the Gang join up with the Simpsons to stop Burns and Mom from taking over the past.
Crossover - Simpsons & Futurama - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 10/22/2006 - P. Fry
A Nightmare on Elm Street 7: Mirror Images by Firebird 13 reviews
Nancy: dead, Kristen: dead, Alice: dead. With no one left to stand in his way, Krueger is set to take over the dream world. But there is one thing he didn't count on. The powers of his most hated enemies have found a new home
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,185 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/3/2003 - Published: 8/3/2003
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Lily Potter and the Castle of Avalon reviews
Sequel to Lily Potter and the Book of Curses. Lily goes to Hogwarts her second year, expecting a normal year after her eventful first. Instead she finds that Hogwarts seems to be jinxed with many little things going wrong. But Lily and her friends begin to suspect a devious plan to destroy Hogwarts is behind the scenes, and Lily may be the only one able to stop it. Book 2/5.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,724 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Lily Luna P.
The New Doctor Season One
American teenager Jackson Rogers has become the Doctor's newest companion. Except this incarnation of the Doctor is a woman! But there seems to be something different about the Doctor beyond the gender change. And the truth might just doom the Doctor and Jackson.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,666 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 2/5/2014 - OC
Lily Potter and the Book of Curses reviews
When an ancient Dark Witch travels to 2019 and takes control of Voldemort's death eaters it is up to Harry Potter's daughter to stop her from getting her book of curses. Book 1/5.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,778 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Lily Luna P. - Complete
One Who is at Peace
After a band of criminals attack his village a young Yoda escapes his home planet. While stopping at a remote swamp planet Yoda discovers he is force sensitive and is taken into the Jedi Order. But things are complicated when he encounters a bounty hunter employed by the same criminals. Will he continue on the right path or succumb to the dark path of revenge? T to be safe.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,970 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Yoda
Star Wars: Order Hero
Alex Crome is a Jedi apprentice, not taken seriously because of his height. But when the Jedi got to war with Darth Desolous' army, Alex may be the only one who can save the Jedi Order. Old Republic Era. A story of the Darth Desolous conflict.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Published: 4/14/2013
Everybody Hates Art Class reviews
When Chris is failing his art class he is taught by an unlikely mentor. Meanwhile Drew plots to see A Nightmare on Elm Street in theaters.
Everybody Hates Chris - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Complete
Melda and the Wolves
Thirty five years into the Fourth age, werewolves take over the human outpost of Forodwaith. As a result Melda, an elf girl who has never seen the world past Rivendell must go on a dangerous quest that will change her life forever.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,750 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Frodo B., Elf
Gotham Ablaze
Batman faces trials in his personal life as Bruce Wayne as he finds his relationship with his friends strained. Meanwhile Firefly has concocted a devious plot that will challenge even the Dark knight's abilities.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 501 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Garfield L./Firefly
Pyramid Storm reviews
After nearly being assassinated the president of South Sudan enlists the help of the MI6 and James Bond is sent to subdue the president's attackers.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - James Bond/007
Gilgamesh's Blood reviews
In the style of Percy Jackson and the Kane chronicles, Lee Walker finds out he is a descendant of a hero in Sumerian mythology and is sent to a special school for kids like him to train to become fighters of justice. But now Lee finds he has a bigger destiny and has a horrible evil to face. ON HIATUS! WILL DELETE IF NO REVIEWS COME.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012
A Nightmare on Elm Street: Legacy reviews
Twenty years after Freddy Krueger's death in Freddy's Dead the Final Nightmare a new killer has started a new killing spree on Elm street to continue Krueger's legacy.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Complete
Lord of Soldiers reviews
This is based on the winner of my Create a Batman villain contest. This is the story of Batman's first fight against the evil Kirill Zolner.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete