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Joined 05-26-11, id: 2932085, Profile Updated: 11-15-12
Author has written 3 stories for Warriors.

Hi, I like pie xD

I need to fill up this space
where my picture is next to
with random stuffs,
so that the list of my
fave warriors looks good lol xD
so... I like pie. Do you like pie? I REALLY like pie.
BLAHH... OOO! I LIKE TO SAY BLARG TOO!
BAARRRRG!! HEHE. xD

Ok, info... lol
So, wanted to say, I am also calling for characters on a new story. Not sure what it's about.
Your character submissions help me decide what the story should be about. Submissions are, like, awesome xD So... please submit a character at http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/Create-a-Cat/120654/
So, like, submit a character xD Many parts are just waiting to be filled with characters from your imagination LOL
I say lol enough when it's day... I'm going into my hyper mode before bed... it's 10:00, so I'm gonna go soon, but not before I say yet again... SUBMIT! xD BTW, I need to remind that warriors and apprentices are what I'm looking for now. Other parts are open, but I would like to get some warriors and apprentices in first. I think they fill most of the roles. anyways, BYE, I'M GOING TO BED BEFORE I BECOME A MUTANT FROM BEING UP AND HYPER LOL JK xD
(WHY DO I ALWAYS SO SOMETHING WEIRD IN AN ANNOUNCMENT? oh yeah, CUZ I'M KITTY xD)

YAY MY RANDOM STUFFS THAT I COPY AND PASTE BUT THEN I CHANGE SOME PARTS XD

Quick! write down 12 of your favorite cats from Warriors!
(no particular order :3
1.) Jayfeather
2.) Brambleclaw
3.) Hollyleaf
4.) Feathertail
5.) Lionblaze
6.) Half Moon
7.) Flametail
8.) Tigerheart
9.) Ivypool
10.) Dovewing
11.) Briarlight
12.) Purdy (do not ask why, he's just funny :3)

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?
um... Half Moon/Briarlight? O.O no.
2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?
Feathertail. umm... I'm not a lesbo ._. But I will say she's pretty :3
3) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out?
TIGERHEARTxPURDY?? then it would be interesting... and wrong.
4) Do you recall any fics about nine?
Ivypool? hmmm... as main character? I'm not exactly sure, but she usually is in the ones I read.
5) Would two and six make a good couple?
Umm... BrambleclawxHalf Moon? Come to think of it that would be impossible because Jayfeather's the only one who can go back to that time...
6) Five/Nine or five/ten?
Lionblaze was Dovewing's mentor, so that would be a bit wierd. Either way, they are all related, but if I had to chhose I would say five/nine.
7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing?
OOO BRAMBLECLAWxTIGERHEART lol I think Flametail would be a bit worried for his bro... ok, A LOT worried.
8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.
Hollyleaf couldn't think of why she felt that way. But she did. But WHY was the subject of her feelings DOVEWING? lol.
Ok that was wrong but in my strange mind, also funny xD
9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?
Um... Lemme check. PHEW, there are no JAYFEATHERxTIGERHEART stories LOL
10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic?
FLAMETAIL/PURDY??? ARE YoU CRAZEH?
Flametail's Elderly Comfort? idk lol
11) Does anyone on your friends list read about three?
um... I'm new to fanfic and I'm not sure how to use a friend's list so no for now lol
12) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?
same as up there
13) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?
Brambleclaw/Feathertail/Lionblaze? wow, a love triangle involving a StarClan cat. but still, same
14) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?
Um... idk... lol. I can't think of anything.
15) If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use? Um... idk. lol, I'm not the song-knowing type.
16) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?
um...
WARNING: disturbing content involves and elder acting like a stalker to a cat that is ancient, he and a young cat fight over her o.O
17) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?
dovewing on brambleclaw? um...
Brambleclaw, you should forget Squirrelflight and come with me :)
IDK! :P which is weird because he's old enough to be her dad xD
18) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 2, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 12!
um.. here goes :P
Jayfeather and Tigerheart (um, YAOI?) are in a happy relationship until Lionblaze runs off with Ivypool. (ok?) After Tigerheart dumps Jayfeather for Brambleclaw, (um... O.O) Half Moon gets upset and retaliates by dating Pudry. (O.o ooooook? '_') Alone and broken-hearted, Jayfeather travels in search of a friend. (AWW POOR JAY!!) Finally, Jayfeather meets Feathertail and Flametail. The three loners meet Dovewing, who tells each of them to look for love. (lol why are u persuading two med cats to break code, Dove? :P) Feathertail finds Hollyleaf, (starclanxthunderclan? LOL) Flametail gets Briarlight, (medcatxmedcat-assistant? lol) but now Jayfeather is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Half Moon and Purdy! (aww, poor jayfeather should have taken Half Moon intead of being with Tigerheart. W8, does that mean he's bi? LOL [no offense to bi people])
19) What would be a good title for this?
The Disturbing Tale of (probably) Bi Warriors Who Can't Make Up Their Minds('.')
20) What would the genre(s) be?
crack
THE END :PWrite Down 10 Random Cats From Warriors!

1.)Blackstar
2.)Tigerstar
3.)Firestar
4.)Yellowfang
5.)Purdy
6.)Mousefur
7.)Jayfeather
8.)Hawkfrost
9.)Ivypool
10.)Berrynose

1) Could you see 5 and 3 as a pairing?
Purdy and Firestar? maybe... in a crack though :P
2) If 9 was looking for a mate, would they choose 6 or 4?
Ivypool has to choose between Mousefur and Yellowfang??
um... lesbo either way lol but Mousefur isn't as old as Yellowfang or in StarClan so I guess LOL. (in Into the Wild, Mousefur was a young warrior, and Yellowfang was already old lol.)
3) Could you see 1 and 10 fighting over 7?
Blackstar and Berrynose fighting over Jayfeather? Once again, only in a crack fic lol.
4) Think of a plot for a love story involving 2 and 8.
Tigerstar and Hawkfrost? O.O um...
The Dark Forest loses the battle against the Clans, so Tigerstar falls into a depression because he didn't get to win, and becomes gay for no apparent reason. He then finds himself mooning over his own son, Hawkfrost.
O.O? LOL
5) What would happen if 7 walked in on 5 and 10 making out?
JAYFEATHER WALKS IN ON PURDY AND BERRYNOSE MAKING OUT??? Let's just say Poppyfrost would leave Berrynose. lol.
6) Would 4 rather make out with 8 or slap 3?
Yellowfang rather make out with Hawkfrost or slap Firestar? Slap Firestar :P
7) Has there ever been a fan fiction story about 1 and 2
Yes, there are 2 about Tigerstar and Blackstar. But if u meant TigerxBlack, NOOOO.
8) What would kits between 6 and 8 look like?
MOUSEFUR AND HAWKFROST? ARE YOU CRAZEH?! again. lol. ok, probably small dusky brown cats with maybe broad shoulders? maybe blue eyes? lol.
9) What is a pickup line 4 would use on 7?
Yellowfang to use on Jayfeather? "WAKE UP YOU FURBALL!" lol
10) If 3 and 6 got in a fight, who would 8 side with?
Um.. Hawkfrost would probably side with Mousefur because he probably doesn't like Firestar. lol
11) what would a (possible) warning be on a 1/5/3 fanfic?
(Blackstar, Purdy, and Firestar lol)
Strangeness in every chapter. rated T for weirdness...
12) would 9 die or scream or rip someone's ears off if they saw 4 and 6 kissing?
Hmmm... Ivypool would probably scream or die if she saw Yellowfang and Mousefur kissing lol
13) would 5 rather kill 7 and 4 or sleep in 1's den?
Hmm... Purdy would probably rather sleep in Blackstar's den. He's not the killing type. (plus Jayfeather and Yellowfang would probably win lol.)
14) what if 9 became a twoleg?
Ivypool? Then when she went to the Dark Forest in her dreams she could bring various twoleg objects to defeat them LOL
15) if 7 was looking for a mate, would s/he choose 5 or 4? O.O If Jayfeather had to choose between Yellowfang or Purdy? Well. That is an interesting and wrong story lol. Um... Purdy is a guy, and he's old, but so is Yellowfang. (I didn't mean the part about that he's a guy lol) Purdy would probably annoy Jayfeather's tail off if he was Jayfeather's mate, and so would Yellowfang (in a different way). Idk, but I guess the fact that Yellowfang is a she-cat helped me decide lol. I guess, it's a tie accept for that. So I guess Yellowfang, cuz I think Purdy would be just as annoying to Jayfeather, but if he chose Purdy he would have to be gay or bi lol. (And that's ignoring the fact that Jayfeather and Yellowfang are med cats lol.) I think he would be glad to use the "I'm a medicine cat" excuse instead of picking. lol.

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Oh, and, BTW, I just randomly made my own version of Rosebird333's avatar and I will ask her if she wants it cuz I'm that way :3 YAY she took it! but it doesn't show up O_O

um... OH, I just wanted to say, I MASHED POTATOES (ok, I know I need to add that to the list, but I don't feel like it right now. :3

Girls are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Personally, I think I am one of the tiny green apples that won't be ready for a LONG time :P Oh. And. I AM SOUR BECAUSE I AM CRAZEH! :3

FUNNY STUFF xD_

HOW CRAZEE??

1. Crazy is when you have a voice in your head that you named Pedro, even though he clearly isn't spanish and you just do that to annoy him. (It depends on my mood,like it could be GLaDOS if I'm mad.)
2. Crazy is when you're so obsessed with eating your Jell-o (and you forgot to put a spoon in your lunch box) that you try drinking your Jell-o through a straw and using straw chopsticks because straws were the only untensil-type thing available.
3. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music.
4. Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes.
5. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.
6. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.
7. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.
8. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.
9. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.
10. Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".
11. Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence.
12. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it.
13. Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist.
14. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments.
15. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day.
16. Crazy is when you're crazy.
17. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym.
18. Crazy is when you convince your friends you're 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown.
19. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them.
20. Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles.
21. Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move.
22. Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reason for hating the world,
23. Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane.
24. Crazy is when you trip over nothing at all, fall, and say "I see the ground...it's pretty".
25. Crazy is when you are asked to get someone's phone from the other room, and you go and grab it epically, then crack up and spit out your oreos halfway through.
26. Crazy is when you hit your head on an object, then start yelling and swearing revenge.
27. Crazy is when you mix five box-fulls of Jello Pudding Mix with Dish Soap and Green food coloring in a jar,pour it on the side walk, and say it's "alien bloooood".
28. Crazy is when you make up stupid texts and faces just for pleasure.
29. Crazy is when you randomly sing a song that goes completely against the one playing.
30. Crazy is when you trip down the stairs, sit on the floor for a second, and then start laughing hysterically.
31. Crazy is when someone near you laughs at something, and you laugh much longer than them without even knowing what they were laughing at in the first place.
32. Crazy is when you open a packet of Airhead Extremes, pull one out, start sniffing it as hard as you can in delight, and when sour sugar-looking stuff goes up your nose, you laugh because you know you're crazy and you just don't care.

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Today I got caught skipping an assembly... and you know what I did? I stabbed a bottle of lotion... xD ok, I had to write xD, even if I'm in a BAD mood... ok ttyl

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
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You know you live in 2012 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have MSN or Myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) You were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Now you are thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"
13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Stuff

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a ...
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST be a great cook.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling ...
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a ...
I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE IT when people SWEAR, so I MUST be controlling and annoying

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

FAKE FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected
BEST FRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
FAKE FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number
REAL FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial
FAKE FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell
REAL FRIENDS: Already know not to tell
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will copy and paste this

Kewl and True Stuff_

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God, Father, Son, and Holy Spirit

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

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This One's For The Girls

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose."

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

I like to copy and paste

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Sweetness

This is really sweet...
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

Just for lolz xD I thought I'd clean this up, when I looked at it after a while some wasn't that great. So, it's cleaner now :)

A. What is today? (don't check! it's funnier if you don't know! Plus, it's cheating if u check! lol!)
1 Sunday
2 Monday
3 Tuesday
4 Wednesday
5 Thursday
6 Friday
7 Saturday
8 I don't know
B. How many fanfic stories have you written?
1 0
2 1
3 2
4 3
5 4
6 5
7 6
8 7
C. What is the closest color to what shirt you are wearing?
1purple
2blue
3green
4yellow
5orange
6red
7pink

A.
1 I ate
2 I licked
3 I barfed on
4 I danced with
5 I died on
6 I murdered
7 I lost
8 I danced on
B.
1 a banana
2 some dude
3 Smarties
4 a hobo
5 a mop
6 a toothbrush
7 a rock-star
8 some random guy's grave
C.
1 because that's the way I am! Deal with it!
2 because I wanted to!
3 because I'm awesome!
4 because some guy told me to.
5 because I ate pie.
6 because I'm SOOO MAD at my computer screen!
7 because I'm a girly girl.

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Into the Wild GS by apocalypticSkeletons reviews
The gender swapped version of Into the Wild. It starts off normally, a young housecat named Ruth just curious enough to stray into the forests by her home. All in a single moment, her life changes forever.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,901 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Firestar, Sandstorm
Toms Vs She Cats by Scarheart of DarkClan reviews
In OakClan, tom hold all the power and they beat the she-cats they take as mates. In BloomClan, she-cats control what is going on and they take advantage of the toms they keep captive. When the two Clans meet, their difference clash in a bloody battles.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,172 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 7/1/2011
Warriors Funniest Videos by DauntlessFlame reviews
Cats of all shapes and sizes are sending in their funny videos for a chance to win prizes! Please vote now for your fav. video to win! Sit back and enjoy the show!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,234 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 8/16/2011
Flooded by Wolfgrowl reviews
When most of CreekClan is washed away due to a flood from the very creek they're named for, the deputy Falconheart is left alone, a rogue. Two moons later, two rogues change his mind about letting his Clan fade away into distant memory. But a powerful Pride is rising led by the arrogant Buzzard which threatens to destory the struggling new Clan. And how washed away is the old?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 58 - Words: 106,803 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Complete
Concealed Betrayal: Book 2 of Taking Flight by Miryam Lea reviews
When Batwing tells Nightclaw about how Crookedwhisker has become the leader of Shadowclan, Nightclaw reveals to her his dark past and how much danger this puts the clans in. Meet young Nightpaw as he goes on a dangerous quest to find and meet his destiny.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 49,617 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Complete
The Miserable Tale of Skysong by Mosspath from WindClan reviews
Skysong has been abused by her parents, left alone and now her love interest is with another. Will she ever be happy? Rated T for some violence, mild romance, and general angst.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012
A Dark Scar by NiDoS.Staff reviews
When LightningClan cats start disappearing, then turning up dead. It weakens its clan to it's core. Two kits are destined to save the clans from disaster with gifts given from Starclan. Will they drive the opposing force out, or die trying?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 43,626 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012
Change in Destiny: 1 Falling To Fire by Icetail of WindClan - Meta-If reviews
What if Hollyleaf was the medicine cat? What if Jayfeather became the greatest warrior in the forest? What if it was Lionblaze who killed Ashfur then not included in the prophecy? What if their names weren't 'leaf, 'feather and 'blaze? What if they had completely new names? What if Snowfur came to Hollyleaf? Find out in Part 1 of the Change in Destiny series.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Hollyleaf, Jayfeather
Mosskit's Heartbeat by BrightfurOfThunderClan reviews
Mosskit, daughter of Bluestar and Oakheart, had died on a snowy night in leaf-bare. However, thanks to her loving kin, she is able to wake from the darkness of death and live the life she had always wanted. But will it be worth it?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,095 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Mistyfoot, Snowfur
Turmoiled Confusions by AtomicFail reviews
A girl named Turmoil,and her friends Cypress and Blossom have a sleep over.They fall asleep and wake up as 3 moon old kits.A thunderclan patrol finds them and they take Turmoil and her friends to camp.Firestar then lets them join. What happens next?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Firestar, Jayfeather
The Dimension Chronicles: Meet the Warriors by Totally-Not-Addicted reviews
Stacey's life takes a turn towards the crazy side when she warps two Warrior cats into the real world. Now, she has to take care of them until they can go back home. She soon finds out that her task isn't as simple as it seems...
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,604 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Bramblestar, Squirrelflight - Complete
Wild night playing Xbox by Jaggedlightning has a Bazooka reviews
**READ SUMMARY**CRACK FIC NOT A ONE-SHOT ANYMORE!Basically, Jayfeather and Leafpool play call of duty on xbox live...flames accepted yahda yahda yahda...hope this is good, cross your fingers!I don't own warriors...
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,741 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Jayfeather, Leafpool - Complete
Beyond the Stars by SilverIcefire reviews
What happened to Spottedleaf after The Last Hope. I suck at summaries. T for violence. COMPLETE!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,772 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Spottedleaf, Firestar - Complete
Gone by Jimanji-Faronix-Zonata reviews
Squirrelflight has abandoned the clan leaving Brambleclaw heartbroken. How far will he go to find her? R&R please. Rated T to be safe. On hiatus.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Squirrelflight, Bramblestar
Warriors Explorers Book 1: Restaurants by Rainbow Lily reviews
What happens when our little warrior friends discover Twoleg Restaurants? Read and Find out! Rated T because, well, because I don't know where this will take us.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012
Waffle Madness! by GothKat2SlashFan reviews
CRACK. Oneshot. What happens when you throw tons and tons of sugar, a bunch of OCs, and very OOC cats onto an unnamed island? Well, this. Written under influence of sugar, flames not welcome.
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Complete
Pawn of the Stars by PurpleVNeck reviews
Dawnpaw is a new apprentice of ThunderClan, at odds with her uncaring mentor. Sootpaw is an arrogant apprentice of ShadowClan. When they find their minds inexplicably linked, the pair must question all they hold to be true, including StarClan themselves.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 36 - Words: 124,325 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Complete
Lionblaze has a Shadow by malicent reviews
Lionblaze and Jayfeather go through life like any other messed up teenagers do.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,518 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Lionblaze, Jayfeather - Complete
Graystripe and the bramble bush by Modern Day Antebellum reviews
When RiverClan warriors attack, and Graystripe's bushy tail gets snagged by a bramble bush. Warning: Hilarity ensues. Warriors/Graystripe oneshot.
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Complete
A Beautiful Mind by Silverpearl2 reviews
Read if you want to know what it's about! Jayfeather and Cinderheart!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,906 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Cinderheart, Jayfeather
Purdy's Birthday by EmpoleonsFlygonsAndHydriegons reviews
It is Purdy's birthday so Mousefur forces the clan to throw a party. My first fan-fic. R&R! No flames please.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,574 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Purdy, Mousefur - Complete
Jayfeather syndrome by ruby5602 reviews
LOL what happens when Jayfeather eats capnip? Follow him on his crazy adventures! Now featuring, Torture the Warrior Cats!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,778 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Jayfeather
Danny's Ghostly Powers by Professor Killjoy reviews
Crack!songfic parody of the Beatles song "Maxwell's Silver Hammer." A completely out-of-character Danny uses his ghostly powers for a killing spree.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Danny F. - Complete
Eternity by Crowfeather's Dream reviews
What happens to the elders who were left behind at the RiverClan camp?
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Complete
Nine Lives by Glacierclaw reviews
This is a one shot fic about what happened during Tigerstar's nine lives ritual. Was it really ShadowClan cats giving him those lives?
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Complete
Futures by Glacierclaw reviews
What if the ThunderClan cats of the first book knew what was going to happen to them later? Hollykit tells them! Lots of spoilers, Oneshot
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Complete
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Moonlit Stream
Isn't life confusing? I had no idea the events happened so similar to how I thought they would... and yet so very different. T for horror and death. Oneshot.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Complete
Revenge: Part 2 reviews
"If you tear one apart, you'll find enough defiance and agression to make you regret your choice forever." the pale figure said. "Why are you so determined to tear me apart from my other half?" said the dark figure. The first replied gleefully, "I want my revenge." A third figure snarled, "I guess it's defiance and agression you will get." A shrill screech pierced the night air.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Bramblestar, Feathertail
Impact reviews
It begins with friendship. But when a certain cat enters the life of a friend, things start to sour. A rift opens, and cats become bloodthirsty. Can it all be stopped before the impact? Will a former friend realise her mistake? Or will it all end bitter?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2012