Lord Michael Blackburn
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Joined 05-26-11, id: 2932096, Profile Updated: 03-05-15
Author has written 11 stories for Fallout, Mass Effect, My Little Pony, Call of Duty, Halo, Battlefield, and Borderlands.

Hey guys, its your favorite cult writer, Lord Blackburn!

ive been on one heck of a hiatus, lasting 2 years and 3 months. i gave up on that ending for FFE3, its lost its feel of what it was. i honestly wanted to end it halo 3 (maybe ME3) style and piss off everyone... but your imagination is better than a chance of me blowing it mass effect 3 style. ive moved on to other things, co-op stories with Turdy1, a fallout story that nobody likes, and other spin off's that fail unless they are mindless parody. kinda makes a writer feel bad- seeing his only well liked stories are blind drivel that make you laugh, huh?

Also, the fandom for so many things i was apart of... that i mocked in light heart in my stories finally came true. So i left many of these fandoms i wrote about behind me- no more pony crap for me.

im a changed man after these 2 years. i dont forget where i came from, but after setback after setback, and loss after loss...

i'll pick up a pen, and god ill make you guys smile again with something.

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Dark Jewel by SergiusTheGreat reviews
AU. John Arthur Shepard is a bright, ambitious military officer of the Alliance. He has shaken hands with none other than Admiral Daro'Xen for mutual assistance in the future. After his revival by Cerberus, lust, ambition, brilliance and power are some of the concepts Shepard will go through, slowly changing him on the way to save the galaxy from the Reapers. Tali/M!Shep/Daro.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,526 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M), Daro'Xen
Conversion Bureau: Odd One Out by palpatine213 reviews
Equestria has appeared on Earth. The ponies have offered mankind to become ponies. Some accept, others resist and join the Human Liberation Front. One man has decided to turn, but what happens next will change man and pony kind forever.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,710 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Twilight Sparkle
And then there were Five by Turdy1 reviews
-Sequel to Stranded in the Giant- Shortly after returning, David Jordan's squadron is transferred to sunny Florida. To bad he's stuck in the Pentagon with some familiar faces. ON SEMI-PERMANANT HIATUS.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,544 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Samantha
A Splendid Little Fanfic by Turdy1 reviews
We've all seen Bronies go to Equestria before. But what happens when those Bronies aren't 100% sane and love the military as much as they love ponies? And are put in charge of Equestria? Well, let's just say Discord would be proud. ON HIATUS
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,524 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012
Into The Breach by Mamoo reviews
A scientific exploration mission into the depths of the unknown, accompanied by a military escort, goes tragically awry, leaving two confused and weary commandos stranded in a strange world.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011
Dropping In by CodenameOne reviews
The Cutie Mark Crusaders, in another attempt to find their cutie marks, find a device that shoots pods and decide it might help them find an alien-hunter cutie mark so they stick Sweetie Belle in it and fire her across space and time. In her travels Sweetie Belle realizes that the universe is a freaking crazy place and that she doesn't want any part of it.
Crossover - Game X-overs & My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,055 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Sweetie Belle - Complete
MLP Laboratories: The Outbreak by NeuPferdfurt reviews
Naked, four legged freaks. Big bellies, ideal for testing experimental food, large eyes, just made for eye drops, brains big enough to discover the joys of drugs, mind-control and artificial nightmares. But friendship is magic... Disclaimer: Trigger warnings for incidents of rape (chp.4) and racism, about the only elements in this grimdark goo-fest supposed to be taken seriously.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,996 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Complete
Stasis by Stillmatic reviews
A lone man is sent to the Moon in an effort to prepare for colonization. After a crash, he finds himself on an oddly different Moon. After repairing his shuttle, he careens to Earth to find a radically different frontier that isn't like Earth in most ways
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 269,708 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 5/22/2011
My little Halo:Friendship is Tactical by palpatine213 reviews
Master chief awakens to find a forerunner planet, but events take a strange turn, as the arbiter arrives and the two friends are stranded on a planet of, ponies?
Crossover - My Little Pony & Halo - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,399 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Master Chief/John-117
Unlikely Allies by The Norveyan reviews
Caught in the aftermath of the Resonance Cascade at the Black Mesa Facility, Gordon Freeman finds himself caught in between marauding aliens and a government cover-up. As he tries to escape, he finds himself in the company of an unlikely friend.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,590 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 3/27/2011
Ever Wonder what's up There? by CodenameOne reviews
In the year 2531 Princess Celestia begins to wonder if her ponies are the only sentient forms of life in the universe besides Equestria's other native species, and so she broadcasts a message of open invitation across the stars. She may soon regret her decision, however, as not all who tuned in are friendly.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,310 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Complete
Out of The Jungle by Mamoo reviews
When a soldier appears out of nowhere in Ponyville, he finds himself making friends, explaining what his world is like, and coming to terms with the horrors he faced. Mainly AJxOC.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,183 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Complete
9 Knackered Souls by DrIvoRobotnik reviews
MLP:FiM and RVB crossover. Post RvB revelation. After a freak accident sends them to Equestria, the Red and Blue teams must join forces with ponyville to find a way back home and defeat an old nemesis. Rated T for swearing and violence
Crossover - My Little Pony & Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,813 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Complete
The Twilight War by KenaiB reviews
Many years after the series, Equestria finds itself on the brink of war. When a routine patrol goes wrong, Sky Marshal of the Equestrian Royal Airforce Rainbow Dash finds herself holding the pieces.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,033 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011
The Conversion Bureau: Guardian Chronicles by jackanarchy reviews
Based on Blaze's Conversion Bureau. Set a year after, militant anti-pony groups have forced the Bureaus to form V.A.N.G.U.A.R.D, a special military strike force. A brilliant young doctor joins up, in the hopes of restoring peace & balance to the world.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 44,667 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011
Forget about Freeman by Hotpoint reviews
Your hour has come again Corporal Shephard, the wrong man in the right place can make all the difference in the world.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,138 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 8/4/2010
FUCKS! by Fluttereye reviews
FUCKS!
My Little Pony - Rated: M - Norwegian - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Complete
Stranded in The Giant by Turdy1 reviews
After his fighter suffers an engine failure, Airman 1st Class David Jordan discovers one of the biggest secrets of the Third Reich. Now, he must survive it.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,776 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Samantha - Complete
Pinkie Pie: Schism by Saddlesoap Opera reviews
For the second time, Rainbow Dash walks in on Pinkie Pie in an unguarded moment, and learns an uncomfortable secret about her festive friend.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Complete
My Little Pony: Dead pony rising by JumpinBeans reviews
Fluttershy is in the meadow playing with her butterfly friends when Zecora tells her that the dead are rising. It's up to her, Spike, Pinkie Pie, and a strange new pony to save the day!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Complete
Fluffershy by Friendly Uncle reviews
Oh. Oh god. What is this I don't even. It's not porn, that's really all I can say. Ever wonder how a pony that spends all of her time feeding bunnies covers her expenses? This probably doesn't answer that question.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Complete
Correspondence by Friendly Uncle reviews
Twilight Sparkle always liked being able to send Celestia her letters via dragon, it's an extremely handy system. It never occurred to her there might be some things she didn't want the princess to know...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,713 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Complete
PonyNoir by Garnot reviews
A Neo-Noir tale set in an alternate Equestria. Things aren't what they seem. Who can you trust in this brave new world?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,851 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2011
The 'Death' of Pinkie Pie by StupidSequel reviews
Pinkie Pie fakes her own death for an extremely frivolous fashion related reason while Fluttershy sets out to deny her self after being diagnosed with Asperger's. Meanwhile, Twilight realizes how unfortunate her name is when she is chased by fan girls.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Complete
My Little God of War by Madhog thy Master reviews
aka Kratos goes to Ponyville. 'Nuff said.
Crossover - My Little Pony & God of War - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Complete
Ten Rounds by Defoloce reviews
In the days following the Conversion Bureaus, the ponies have taken on new tactics to "convince" humans to join pony-kind. Semi-parody and spinoff of "The Conversion Bureau" over on Equestria Daily.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,238 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Complete
Deleted Scenes by Thessili reviews
A number of scenes that live within the universe of my main Mass Effect story 'If You Need Me', Garrus & Shepard pairing. From varying points of view, depending on the chapter. Not necessarily in chronological order.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 51,684 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
My Little Psycho: The Terrible Tea Party by CorpseyCamel reviews
When a jealous pony isn't invited to a tea party, she decides to take her revenge. Things aren't always as they seem...Rated M for violence and language.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
My Little Psycho: The Butterfly Island Massacre by CorpseyCamel reviews
Those homicidal ponies are at it again! Except this time on a beach! And...gasp! What's this? PONY ROMANCE? Rated M, for...homicidal ponies. Duh.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Complete
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Mass Effect: Red Shift reviews
In 2154, the great commander shepard came to be; born an orphan on the street, he knew only his name and the need to survive. He was, however, not the only shepard that lived….there were 2 of them. One a boy, the other a girl..the only family they had, all they knew was day-to-day living…but would these 2 ever amount to anything? (AU)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,104 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Shepard (F), Shepard (M)
Mr Torgue's MOTHERFCKING excellent adventure reviews
when boredom sets in, as does excessive testosterone, you find yourself making a story with mr. torgue (the best character in borderlands)(ever). i have only 1 question: EXPLOSSIONS? rated M for mr. torgue and EXCESSIVE TORGUE CAPS LOCK.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Borderlands - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013
FALLOUT: Texas reviews
Enter sgt Frank Hammer of the united states army, he was sent on a defense detail to prevent possible Chinese sabotage, but ended up in a strange situation when the bombs fell….. rated M for cussing, killin'
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,598 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 1/7/2012
Call of Duty: moderately predictable warfare 2 reviews
back by public demand and death threats from treyarch, the 'award'-winning series by the 'award' winning writer is back! this time, captured by activiosn, blackburn is forced to do what no sane man would ever do: play the online of there newest game, but if he is going to deal with that BS, he is taking a buddy of his with him... Rated M for involving CoD, squeakers and all.
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,159 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 9/6/2012
Battlefield: Bad Company 3: Operation Equestria reviews
after stopping the SCALAR device in BC2, the boys have been sent on a mission to save america...and in a cliched way end up in equestria! but, if things couldn't get any worse, an old foe reappears. rated M for humor that bad company does
Crossover - My Little Pony & Battlefield - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,152 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 6/2/2012
A splendid Little Fanfic reviews
We've all seen Bronies go to Equestria before. But what happens when those Bronies aren't 100% sane and love the military as much as they love ponies? And are put in charge of Equestria? Well, let's just say Discord would be proud. a turdy1/michael blackburn CO-OP story. UPDATE: yes, the story's label goes from ch 4 to ch 6. deal with it.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,333 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 8/25/2012
Mass defacation 3: the untold chapters reviews
bioware gave you a basic story, but not a full and true one. besides the events of ME3 being jumbled, they made it to serious. but that wasn't the case for sheppard. rated M for blackburn-ish humor
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,893 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Shepard (M)
Fight for Equestria 3: Friendship is Ironic reviews
it's here! the epic ending for the FFE trilogy, with laughs, fighting, and offensive humor! A few years after the events of FFE2, the relationship between marcus and the rest of the ponies began to fade; problems set in VERY quick. rated M for anything and everything.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Halo - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,398 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012
Call of Duty: moderately predictable warfare reviews
Blackburn, against his better judgment, bought COD 75 modernly black operations of welfare in warfare also known as CODMBOOWIW 75 and finally gets to "see" what is so good about COD to people….let's just say, that for a writer of parody, it made him pause. rated W for WTF was i thinking?
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Cpt. John Price, V. Reznov - Complete
Fight for Equestria 2: Friendship is Firepower reviews
the 2nd story in the epic trilogy, reposted after FF trolled me, brings you back up to speed with the plights of marcus waters and mendez...and bring the most random soon-to-be-memes out of the shadows, and mix that with parody, and this is a strange, strange tale. rated M for everything and even then, more.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Halo - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 53,615 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012
Fight for Equestria 1: friendship is parody reviews
AKA: the battle for equestria halo/mlp parody. reposted after FF deleted it. this is where it began, for halo/MLP stories...it is the start of a offensive satire that defined an era, join pvt mendez, marcus waters, rainbow dash and more in the most retarded parody of 2011. rated M for anything you can think of.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Halo - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,020 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2012
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