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Draco Malfoy's Brilliant Book of Pick Up Lines
by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Draco wants Harry. Harry thinks Draco isn't convincing enough. And so the book of pick up lines comes out. "Apart from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?” "Reject you.” HPDM SLASH. Read and Reviewwww!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Why is it Orange?
by Grinning Lizard reviews
My first ever challenge response, from the Thank God You're Here thread on DLP. Just a little crack!fic oneshot. Reasonably good response for it on there, so please enjoy. The premise: 'A confused Ron finds Hermione's Dildo'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 118 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Complete
by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry discovers that snogging your enemy in unused corridors is one thing, attending costume balls together is something else entirely... A tiny bit of Mature Adult Content. And a broom closet. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
by Reinamy reviews
Draco Malfoy is hiding something and his son, Scorpius, is determined to find out what it is. Or who it is, rather.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,915 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/22/2009 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Scorpius M., Albus S. P.] - Complete
The Heart of a Ferret
by Smaradgus reviews
Forced to spend weeks together in a small cage as ferrets, life can't be the same anymore for Harry and Draco. Are new perspectives and new allies enough for our heroes to come through the upcoming war? H/D.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 104,335 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Valentine's Day To Remember
by bleedingxheart reviews
It's Valentine's Day. All of Harry's friends have dates, and Harry is alone. Draco is determined to prove to his friends he does not need anyone in his life. But a confrontation between the pair in a corridor is about to change that. HPDM Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,563 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
AU Fifth Year. Draco stops Harry in a hallway after a detention with Umbridge and their relationship slowly starts to change. Draco/Harry slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,147 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete