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Author has written 5 stories for Soul Eater, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Umm... so like hi... people of earth... or mars... i dont really care. So heres more about... u guessed it... STEVE!! haha jk its about MOI

Name: Jenna

Last name: ok ill just say its an animal thats related to a duck

Age: Thirteen

Status: Umm wat does this mean? like in a relationship? or like wats on my mind? cuz rite now im single and im thinking about random Ed short rants. So thats my status.


Location: Pluto. haha jk im in the sun. no, really

Hobbies: Sleeping, reading, horseback riding, being bored, biking, stuffs

Job: yeah. im the CEO of Apple. wat other job would u think a thirteen year old kid would have?

Favorite passtime: sitting around, being bored, stuffs like that

Bragging rights: I ate eggplant. and i rode on the biggest roller coaster in the theme park AS MY FIRST ROLLER COASTER EVER!

Occupation: doesnt job mean the same thing?

Education: Im at a secret spy school AND attending Hogwarts. I take night martial arts classes.

Other names: Partner in crime, Jengoo, aaaaaaad Jenna

Anime/Manga: Bleach, Soul Eater, Fullmetall Alchemist, Fruits Basket, Ouran High Schol Host Club, Hetalia (ik its a small list but hey, hey, bleach is looong!!!!)

DON'T CLICK THAT! YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO! Don't click here! too late...

Haha thx Theiving alchemist... shes the only 1 ik on so everything except the answers r hers :) thx owlcookies ur the best!!!!!! XD


I likes Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and all of Anthony Horowitz books: Alex Rider series, Gatekeepers series, and the Tim Diamond series.

I SUPPORT ROYAI (though i dont get how royxriza becomes royai. Like where did the z go and y is the a and the i switched?)


List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Germany

2. America

3. Italy Venziano

4. Italy Romano

5. China

6. Britain

7. Russia

8. Spain

9. Prussia

10. France

11. Japan

12. Hungary (lol there r so little girls in Hetalia, I had to put one in)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

An Japan/Britain? I hear it exists... but i havent/dont want to read it...

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Romano? OH MY GOD there r some fanart that makes him look SO HOT! O.O

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

LOL... shouldnt it be the other way round?

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

hmmmm... there was one where he put dye in the high school sprinklers

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

there r so many USUK fans out there... u have noooo idea

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?


7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

"KOL KOL KOL KOL KOL..." actually i have no idea :)

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

uhh... idk..

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

i'm nt gona see if there is... that is such a crack pairing...

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

hahaha... The pie meets the frying pan? idk i suk at titles..

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Not that i know of...

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

We just discovered her like yesturday.. so far... no

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Not in a million years

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

im getting sick of these hard questions -.-... idk... Livin la vida loca?

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Extreme crack

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

a loooong time ago

Choose 10 of your friends:











1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens??

Ummm... well idk y Jane would invite aryssa and jace cuz she doesnt kno them... but if she did Aryssa would b shouting at everything and Jace would play with Janes cats and Jane would call them all weird.

2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens??

Kendra would b like "I dont do yoga cuz its a sport and anyways im 2 busy."

3) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6??

Lol Definatly 1 cuz 6 is a guy... and MADDYs my BESTIE!!! :D

4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction??

Ummm first chelsea and bryce dont know each other a secondly evan would b like "idk hu u ppl r but get a room!!! Go to a matress store or something!!!" and third they rnt gay so they wouldnt b making out in the first place.

5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens??

LOL ok aryssa and felix!?!?! that would b so funny!! y would JACE b jealous? unless he wants aryssa. then aryssa would b like "GROSS!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME STALKER!!!!!!" and shout at him. and that would b the end of that.

6) 4 mugs you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7??

Hahaha Jane mugging me.. thats a funny thought. Umm idk ik chelsea would maybe sit there and laugh... bryce would try to but um... she may not do much tho... so i guess that leaves Evan. poor jane, evan would probably beat the pulp out of her...

7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening??

The kitchens on fire, the taste tester is dyng of poisoning, police and emergency are rushing in, and Maddy and I are sitting in the middle of it, laughing our heads off.

8) 5 and 10 decide to drive a motorcycle into a wall. What happens during the time frame??

They dont know each other but kendra would scream and evan would be laughing the whole time. and then ask if he can do it again.

9) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose??

Uhhh i guess Jace because hes the only guy... idk maybe pamela? cuz she has no clue hu jane is

10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it??

Ummm Bryce doesnt know chelsea OR kendra and i doubt kendra will give her anything cuz they dont really like each other >.

11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose??

Depends on my mood. If im feeling sad or mad or crazy or desructive or frustrated or depressed or overly happy id see maddy. if im feeling normal ill c felix.

12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why??

Because Evan is weird like that. nd Jane uld b like "uhh sure... person i dnt kno"

13) Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens??

Why would we do that? Aryssa hits u 10x harder than u hit her and shes loud so we would just die if we ganged up on her.

14) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react??

I dont think Jace will b that sad that he isnt going 2 chelsea and evans wedding... but then again chelsea doesnt know evan...

15) Why is 6 afraid of 7??

Felix doesnt know Bryce so he wouldnt b afraid of her. but probably if he knew her because she likes cheesecake or something??

16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go??

Everyone in the fairy tale would eventually die because evans a violent story teller.

17) 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens?? And why are they late??

Umm maddy desnt kno evan r chelsea... shes late because she was busy tell ppl its the end of the world to freak them out... and evan and chelsea wouldnt get married.

18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens??

I kick them out of the house ad hose them with cold water. then i take advantage of their drunkness and maddy and i draw all over their faces.

19) 3,8,6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go?? What presents do they get 8??

Umm jane would b like "idk these ppl. hu r u?" and aryssa would scare all the animals and jace would b jace and felix would sit there. nothing.

20) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting?? What do you do??

They would b protesting against bananas and cuting down trees and i would throw pomatoes and bananas at them.

21) 9 murders 2’s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them??

Umm gets aryssa to get back at pamela? idk.

22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save herself or 1??

Ok first 6 is a HIM and he doesnt know maddy so... idk

23) If 1 and you could go anywhere, even in anime worlds, where would you go and why??

Uhhh does the moon count? cuz the we would go on there and shout at the ppl on earth.

24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens??

Kendra would b like "OMG SAVE ME!!! UR MY PRINCE CHARMING!!!" and evan would b like "screw u! im leaving"

25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens??

Every kid in that camp loses their hearing and their self confidence.

26) 4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens??

Jace starts doing the hockey-pokey and jane wuld b like "WHY DO I ALWAYS C U GUYS?!?!"

27) 1 starts to write a story where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction??

Chelsea would b like "great 4 u... person i dont know" and maddy would do awful things to them in that book...

28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good??

Probably cuz her mom is a great cook :)

29) 8 and 5 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do??

Jace eats kendra... its a simple as that...

30) While they are camping, they run into Barney. What do they do??

Jace would kill him and eat him to











1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Me: Uhhh wat r u doing? and how did u get in my house?

Maddy: i dug a tunel connecting our houses

Me: OSM!!! *4gets she kreeped me out*

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

Me: uh...

Chelsea: did i just say that?

Me: uhh yeah...

Chelsea: OMG IM LESBO?!?!

Me: IDK!!!!!!


Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?


Aryssa: OMG Y AM I HERE?!?!

ME:IDK AND IDC!!!!!! GET OUT!!!!!!

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?


THEM: noooo...

5 cooked you dinner?


Kendra: ... u wanna go shopping?!?!


6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

me: OMG I LOVE THE BEACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Felix: Y am i here?!?! i dont sleep on beaches!!!!

Chelsea: u ruined the prefect moment...

throws chelsea in the sea*

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?


8 got into the hospital somehow?

Me: U c Jace, this is why we dont jump in front of moving cars.

Jace: Shut up


9 made fun of your friends?

Pamela: ur friends r stupid!!!

Me: u just insulted urself... O.O

10 ignored you all the time?


Evan: nope

Me: 0.0

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

She would grab a problem stick and poke them with it.

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?



It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

Something made out of duct tape

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Grab water and fails 2 kill the fire.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?


You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

lol idk...

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Be Bryce... i guess

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?


You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

She claps for me.. i guess

8 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

me: omg... is that u jace?

Jace: Dont ask



Which shoe goes on first? Depends which shoe i grab first

Ever throw a shoe at someone? yes

Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl

Favorite ice cream? chocolate chip and mint chip and just plain chcolate

How many boxes of cereal are in your cabinet? we keep cereal in containers

Do you cook? yes

Current mood? refreshed


What time is it? 7:13 PM

What is your name? Partner in Crime

What do you want to do? watevr i feel like doing

Where do you want to live? idk

How many kids do you want to have? 2ish

Do you want to get married? sure y not

Have you done drugs? NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you like on your pizza? cheese or hawaiin

Can you cross your eyes? sure

Do you make your bed daily? no


Kissed someone?no. shame on me :P

Sang? yeshhhh!

Been hugged? ... yes :)

Felt dumb? yes

Missed someone? YESS!!

Danced crazy? durrr! of course!

Gotten your hair cut? no

Cried? no

Been kissed? no


Have you been searched by the cops? No. o.o

Do you have a dog? yep!

The last time you've been sledding? wenever the last time it snowed... i think march?

Do you consider yourself creative? VERY

Do you have friends on yes

Do you know anybody in real life from 2

Where are you? ...sitting a chair and playing on the computer

Look up, then look back, what do you see? the ceiling

What are you listening to right now? the tv

Last thing you ate? pizza

Last thing you thought? "...huh?"

You have a million dollars, what do you do? help my parents pay the stupid morgage and buying a car and a bigger house!!!!

What are you eating/drinking right now? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!!! XD

1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?


2. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say?


3. What can you hear right now?

the tv

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.

Me: mom!

Mom: ya?!

Me: hi!

Mom: what?

5. Turn on the T.V. What show is on?

umm my moms watching tv so i cant tell u...

6. Type your name with your elbow.

jennsa lol SOOO CLOSE!!!

7. What happened last time you were typing here on this computer?

i was typing fanfiction?

8. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?

My wall of fame

9. If you could be anybody from Warriors who would you be?


10. Now underline the third letter of each question and put it below

Joemmnawi wth...? sound like name... a rlly long name

The Stupid Test. (put an x next to the one that is you, then in the end, add up all of the x's. If you have 18 or less, than you are not stupid.) P.S. this is not a real test, just something for fun.

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.

() You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

(x) You have run into a tree.

() It IS possible to lick your elbow.

(x) You just tried to lick your elbow.

(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

(x) You just tried to sing them.

(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

(x) You have choked on your own spit.

() You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice.

(x) You just looked at it.

() Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

(x) People have called you slow.

(x) You have accidentally caught something on fire.

(x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

(x) You have caught yourself drooling.

() You’ve fallen asleep in class.

(x) If someone says “fart” you laugh.

(x) You just laughed.

(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking.

(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about.

(x) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you.

(x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

(x) You use your fingers to do simple math.

(x) You have eaten a bug.

(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.

(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.

(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

(x) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

(x) You break a lot of things.

(x) Your friends know not to use big words around you.

(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused.

(x) You have fallen out of your chair before.

(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

] gotten detention

]gotten your phone taken away in class

]gotten caught chewing gum

total: 0

]arrived late to class more than 5 times

[x]didnt do homework over 5 times

]turned at least 3 projects in late

[X]missed school cuz you felt like it

]laughed so loud you got kicked out of class


[X]got your mom/dad ect. to get you out of school

]texted people during class

[X]passed notes

[X]threw stuff across the room

]laughed at the teacher

total: 3

]pulled down the fire alarm

[X]went on myspace, facebook, ect. on the computer at school

[x]took pictures during school hours

]called someone during school hours

[X] listened to an ipod, cd, ect during class

total: 3

]threw something at the teacher

]went outside the classroom without permission

[X]broke the dress code

]failed a class

[X]ate food during class


]gotten a call from school

]couldnt go on a field trip cuz you behaved badly

]didnt take your stuff to school

]gotten a detention and didnt go

]stuck up your middle finger at a teacher when they werent looking

]cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear

total: 0

grand total: 10



Wow. I have so many I lost count. IM SO COOL!! XDDDD

Which Hetalia character are you?

The Axis Powers

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

]You were bullied a lot in your childhood.
[X]You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
[X]You're very happy-go-lucky.
[X ]You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies.
[ ]You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up.
[ ]You're a good artist.
[X]You can be clumsy at times.
[X]You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something.
[X]If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[ ]You would surrender in a war situation.

Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)

[ ]You're very stoic and serious.
[X]Sausages are your favourite foods.(not my absolute favorite... but its on my list! :D)
[X]You like to walk your dog.
[ ]Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
[ ]You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T.
[X]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules.
[X]You work very hard.
[X]Your alone time is your 'happy time'.
[ ]You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people.
[X]You've had issues with money once or twice .
(6/10) I didn't expect this much in common...

Japan (Kiku Honda)

]You're very mature ( Depends...)
[ ]You think everything over before saying it.
[X]You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one.
[ ]You isolated yourself during childhood.
[X]You became very successful in a short amount of time.
]You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world.
[X]You can seem cold/aloof to other people.
[X]You're good at practical tasks.
[X] You need time to adjust to new people .

The Allied Forces

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

[X]You love hamburgers. ( I did before I started watching hetalia, no, I'm not so sure...)
[X]You think you're awesome.
[ X]You love to invent things.
[X]You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films.
[ ]You can seem to be very brash to other people.
[X]You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business.
[ ]You're terrified of ghosts.
]You know aliens exist.
[ ]You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time.
[X]You wear glasses.

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

[x]You like tea.
[X]You were quite tough as a kid.
[X]You're very sarcastic and cynical.
[ ]Your cooking is awful.
[X]You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[X]...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[X]You have tried doing black magic before.(i figured out im a muggle :'( )
[ ]You get drunk quite easily.
[ ]When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy.
[X]You're good at embroidery.
(7/10) haha my cooking is okish... but my scones r horrible!!

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

[ ]You're very affectionate.
[ ]You think you have a great fashion sense.
[ ]You like wine.
[ ]You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears.
[X]You love red roses.
[ ]When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women.
[x]You're very proud of yourself.
[x]You love culture and the arts.
[ ]You're very flamboyant.
[ ]You say you're a gourmet .
(3/10) Gasp! I have more than one similarity!!

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

]You had a very sad childhood.
[ ]You're very tall.
[X]You have a tendency to switch between personalities.
[ ]You wear a scarf all the time.
[X]You love sunflowers.
[ ]You love vodka.
[X]You can seem intimidating to other people.
[X]You're very strong.
[ ]You have a big nose .
[X]You have a strange laugh that can scare people.

China (Wang Yao)

[ ]You're very mature.
[ ]You're very superstitious.
]You're very religious.
[X]You love pandas.
[ ]You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes.
[ ]You love Hello Kitty.
[X]You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
[ ]You work hard.
[ ]You're good at drawing.
[X]You like sweets .

Other Characters

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[X]You are very well-raised.
[X]You're polite. (What is this polite you speak of?)
[ ]You love classical music.
[X]You like cake.
[ ]You have a mole on your face.
[X]You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away.
[X]You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument.
[ ]You've composed music before.
[X]You tend to call people 'morons'. (morons, idiots, etc. take your pick)
[X]You wear glasses .
(6/10) Can't say I expected that...

Canada (Matthew Williams)

[X]You're often ignored by people.
[ ]You look younger than you actually are.
[ ]You love hockey.
[X]You love polar bears.
[ ]You hate fighting.
[ ]You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy.
[X]You often get mistaken for someone else.
[X]You feel under-appreciated.
[ ]You're bilingual.
[ ]You always carry a bear with you.


[ ]You smoke.
]You're very physically strong.
[ ]You've won a lot of fist-fights.
[ ]In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
[X]You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics.
[X]You like hot weather.
[X]You can be very friendly from time to time.
[ ]You look very tough on the outside.
[X]You make a very nice role-model.
[ ]You don't let people get a word in edgeways.

Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)

[X]You have a potty-mouth. (When no one is around to listen to me)
[ ]You like to wear flowers in your hair.
[X]You used to be a very tough kid.
[X]You're very reliable.
[X]It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy.
[X]You're very faithful.
[X]Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike.
[X]You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
[X]You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next.
[ ]If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.
(8/10)woah... O.O

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

[X]You're very loyal.
[X]You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together.
[ ]You're very serious.
[ ]You have a lot of patience.
[X]You think too much about philosophical stuff.
[ ]You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc...
[ ]You're not very confident.
[X]You were quite rebellious as a child.
[X]People tend to walk all over you.
[X]You're a born worrier.

Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)

[ ]You're very flamboyant.
[X]You're quite hyperactive.
[X]You can be quite goofy.
[ ]When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix.
[X]You're very wary of strangers.
[ ]It takes you ages to come out of your shell.
[X]However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty.
[X]You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions.
[ ]You love pansies and corn-poppies.
[X]You get up to lots of crazy antics.

Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)

[X]You're quite mean-spirited. (depends on who it is)
[X]You're a bit of a hooligan.
[X]You're very loyal.
[X]You're very good at tactics.
[X]You hate Russia. (hes creepy!!! no offence russia fans)
[X]You love to fight people.
[ ]You can avoid marriages quite well.
[X]You're not always taken seriously.
[ ]You like drinking.
[X]You want to become stronger.
(8/10) lol prussias osm!! :D

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

[X]You are clueless about things around you.
[X]You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes.
[X]You're very responsible.
[ ]You tend to dramatize over things a lot.
[X]You love churros.
[X]You help people in crisis.
[X]You are quite random.
[X]Somehow, you like bananas.
[X]You often offer food to people.
[ ]You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers.

South Italy (Lovino Vargas)

[X]You tend to overreact a lot. (hehe its fun!)
[ ]You like to order people around.
[ ]You're a scaredy-cat.
[X]You curse a lot. (In my head)
[ ]You go drama depressed when people ignore you.
[X]You tend to blush easily.
[X]You are lazy like hell.
[ ]You love tomatoes a lot.
[X]You fix yourself on stupid matters.
[X]You get defensive at the slightest comment.


I got this but from NerdPrincess101 (best ones in bold)

National Sarcasm Society. (Like we need your support.)

I have multiple personalities and none of them like you.

Your dreams have been answered: I’m here!

Who are you and why are you reading my shirt?

I have no idea what I’m doing out of bed.

Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

Everyone has the right to be stupid. But you’re abusing the privilege.

Good morning is an oxymoron.

Selective listener.

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.

First the good news—I made bail...

I may not be right, but I can sure sound like it.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional!

Whoever said that 'nothing was impossible' never tried to slam a revolving door.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.

I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

There are a million ways to save a person, i just need one good way to kill them.

So...first you the boy who lived...then you were the nutcase...and now your the chosen one...why don't we just add it all together so you're:"The chosen nutcase who lived."

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

If you had ever gotten writer's block in a sudden and random moment, copy this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.


2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Jenizzle lol thats kinda cool

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav coulour and fav animal): Green cat XD

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Elizebeth Sherland hehe that sounds like a real name

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Goojeter lol how do u pronounce that?

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Blue coke

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Eobobsl (HOW DO U PRONOUNCE THAT?"

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Chantel

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Larry!

When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout. :D

Meaning of each letter in your name:

A: Hot
B: Loves people
C: A good kisser
D: Makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Very outgoing
H: Easy to fall in love with
I: Loves to smile and laugh
J: Really sweet

K: Really silly
L: Smile to die for
M: Makes dating fun
N: Can kick the crap out of you
O: Has one of the best personalities ever

P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend
S: Cute
T: A very good kisser
U: Is very flirtatious.
V: Not judgemental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Is loved by everyone
Z: Can be funny and dumb at times

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile

If you think that writing fanfics is fun, put this in your profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you know you can fly, no matter what the laws of physics state, copy and paste this to your profile then add your name to the list: Wind Crystal, ChrisGrey, MewMewFerret, michikoneko, Midnight Tornado, SkytheHawk, AnimeGirl1220. Theiving Alchemist, Partner IN crime xD

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Finch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at the others.

I would like to honor those that have died in the 9/11 attack by putting this in my profile. If you would like to as well, paste this in your profile and add your name to the list: Tortured Hylian Soul, Shadow Princess 15 (R.I.P Auntie Saria), Sword of the Twili, NightmarePossession, Ocarina of Twilight (May the lord bless their souls), Twilight Being92 (Poor people. I feel sorry for their families), cakedoughnutschickenboob (not cool) Ultra Drama Queen (R.I.P dudes and dudettes that died that fateful day, may God bless your souls), Wind Crystal, MewMewFerret,michikoneko, Midnight Tornado, SkytheHawk (Rest in peace everyone), AnimeGirl1220 (Rest in Peace), Theiving Alchemist(so sad :( , Partner IN Crime xD (RIP all u ppl... :'( really sad...)

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching bands, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I DON'T GET STRAIGHT A'S so I MUST have failed a grade.

I get ANGRY easily, so I MUST be violent and always be looking for a fight.
I like NATURAL DISASTERS so I MUST have no heart
I'm a GIRL so I MUST be a weak, heartless snob
I like Anime, so I MUST not have any friends
I have a crush on someone who doesn't exist, so I MUST not have a good grip on reality
I'm PROUD of being random, so I MUST have a mental disease

If you have the disease Arachnophobia, not the organization, copy and paste.

If you knew what I mean above, copy and paste.

If you hate yaoi slash-pairings, copy and paste. (im ok with it, im just not a big fan of yaoi)

If you think Death the Kid needs some SERIOUS therapy, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you wish there was more romance/ heat in the anime Soul Eater.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you copied and pasted at least one of these things into your profile.

Copy and paste this if you're on team Edward... ELRIC! Then write your name to prove that Edward Cullen just isn't as sexy and Edward Elric. Theiving Alchemist,Partner IN crime xD (HELLS YESS PPL!!! ED ELRIC FTW!!)

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333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 34,402 - Reviews: 2357 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
Manual in the Making by iTorchic reviews
"What I didn't know was how my so called 'weirdness' could get even more corrupted with the odd insanity that would park itself on my doorstep one fateful day after arriving home from school in the middle of February."Rated T. Based off of Lolli's manuals
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,210 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Germany - Complete
The Teacher by DancesWithWolves7 reviews
"Maka..Maka..MAKA!""What Soul!""Stop Staring at him!" Maka just thought she was just idolizing Stein but since this is a romance I bet you can guess the true nature of her feelings for him. Stein, being the genius that he is stays mostly oblivious XD
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,660 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Maka A., Franken Stein
Monster by anchorise reviews
The first moment they met, they had a special connection. A connection only a hand full of people share; something called Hetalia, the ability to personify a country. Follow their lives as everything gets a hell of a lot deeper. ADOPTED!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,415 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Hungary, Prussia
An All American Family by AmeliaFJones reviews
Ever wonder about how Alfred deals with his states? You might ask questions like, Does he take care of them on his own? And how does he interact with them? Well, you get to find out in these series of one-shots based on his All-American Family.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,235 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 6/6/2011 - America
Not Another Manual Fanfic by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
One day, a grandmother takes in two of her orphaned grandchildren into a manor of their dreams and orders a present online to aid her youngest grandson into his career as a historian. Only problem? She ordered the infamous Hetalia units. Thanks, grandma. Your gift will not be in vain! Crack is rampant here, which means someone has to get rid of Canada...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,849 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 12/27/2010
Somewhere, Down in a Hole by OwlCookies XD reviews
"You know the saying 'All roads lead to Rome' Well, in this case, all holes lead to Central!" That's how four interesting kids end up. Why are they here and how will they get back? crackfic and AU
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,019 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 3/29/2011
¡Ask Hetalia! by Hated-ppl-friend reviews
Welcome to the game show where you can ask the most perverted questions to the Hetalia characters and my OC Mexico ! You may also dare! So have fun, Beware, and don't be offended, Hetalia is very stereotypical! Rated T for language and mentions of smex!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,643 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011
Welcome to the IAWS in America by Lin and Ginger reviews
Welcome to the International Academy of World Studies in America! Here you'll learn how to be come a country, province, territory, state, you name it! Students may apply! *formerly known as Hetalia: World Academy* HIATUS AND EDITING!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,205 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011
Through These Albino Eyes by Flashback 1701 reviews
Gilbert is struggling to support himself and his kid brother, Ludwig, and if that weren't enough, he's surrounded by ghosts only he can see. Life can't possibly get any more chaotic until he runs into an old friend and everything spirals out of control.AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,920 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
The Hangover: Hetalia Style by crocious reviews
Three days before Germany's wedding his best man and the rest of the Bad Touch Trio take him to Vegas. But things turn ugly the morning after the night they'll never remember when the groom disappears. Can the BTT find Germany and get him married in time?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,301 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Prussia, France
Little Mine by OwlCookies XD reviews
Assigned to a strange case, Mustang finds a little girl. Who killed her parents and why? Somethings aren't as obvious as they seem. Parental Royai
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,261 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Red Alert by Flashback 1701 reviews
Sequel to Guardian. Ludwig and Feliciano have been living under an assumed name in a small town in the United States to avoid any remaining underworld threats. But surely they didn't believe they could avoid the attentions of the Russian Mafia forever. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,248 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
From Tetris to Family by OveractiveTriggerFinger reviews
One thing leads to another, and in this case, a Tetris contest leads to insanity! A fic based on Lollidictator's Hetalia manual fics. Rated for language. Even though this uses many of the Hetalia characters, a good portion of the focus will be on Gilbert
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,082 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Prussia
Shopping With Hetalia by czieskara reviews
Go shopping with your favorite Hetalia characters! Chapter 9 up! Lengthy..! Rated T to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,097 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011
Spirit Animals by Fudgefeather reviews
The great ancient countries all had aan animal, their spirit animal, and control of an element. After their deaths, this power died out. Now, after England happens to reawaken the power, all the nations are able to unlock it... But is that good or bad?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,359 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011
A Bleached Vacation by Jazzcat1231 reviews
My sister, friends, and me are sucked into the bleach world! What happens when we meet the characters? What chaos awaits? What powers will we have? Please review, it'll get better, I promise. Sorry I'm really bad at summaries.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,242 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Complete
The Rules of Hogwarts by Clarissa Jackson reviews
This are the school Rules of Hogwarts. So please read and Enjoy !
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Complete
Hetalia Chat by Xploding Bunnies reviews
Okay I guess apparently the countries each have a computer and so they use it to keep in touch and to chat with other countries...Rated T for language...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2011
DWMA Swim Team by Xploding Bunnies reviews
Okay...its pretty much Soul Eater swimmy version I guess...does not follow the plot of Soul Eater...Which team will have more ribbons and medals by the end of the season, DWMA or the WITCHES?
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2011
FMA Random by iheartfullmetal reviews
This was mostly used to calm my writers block, and I was bored so vola! This is the FMA cast and others also two OCs thrown in there being totaly random give partail credit to partner IN crime XD
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011
Soul Swap by iTorchic reviews
Edward is having his annual assessment; Tamaki and the host club are cosplaying FMA! What happens when Tamaki and Edward accidentlly swap bodies! How will they get back! Rated T. Tama/Haru, possible Ed/Win. Ouran/FMA Crossover. Mistake put it on FMA board
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,872 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Edward E., Tamaki S. - Complete
88 rules for a peaceful Hogwarts experience by AnimeFanBree reviews
If I had gone to Hogwarts, these are the rules that might of been.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 17,988 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Complete
Dirt Eater by KaminoShimobe reviews
Oh no! Maka and her team including Chrona have been sent to another world... of cleaning untensils! Now they must collect 99 dust balls and 1 dust ball of a broom when they are only about 5 inches tall! Can they handle it?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011
Nations' Girl by Sho-A0YCupid reviews
It started as a normal day for all the nations in a meeting when a mysterious girl appeared out of nowhere from a magic circle. Lengthened summary inside. Mainly GerIta, other pairings to be discovered later in the fic. T for now. Part 1 of 3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 111,412 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
A Hetalian Midsummer by Bri Nara reviews
21st century parody of 'A Midsummer Night's Dream'. Pairings: GerIta, Spamano, USUK, and AustriaxPiano. Warning: Romano's language, sexual themes, and the utter crack added to a Shakespeare classic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,348 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Complete
The TALK by crocious reviews
In which the Bad Touch Trio accidentally corrupts poor little Germany's mind. You wonder what the hell is wrong with his porn? It's because he learned from these guys. Includes awkward brother talk between Prussia and adolescent Germany.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
101 Rules for Hetalians Attending World Meetings by Teal Tribbles reviews
A list of rules and regulations for any and all Hetalians to follow in the conference room. All regulations will be enforced by Herr Schtick. Co-written on a joint account between D12T and Teal Phoenix
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Complete
Where'd That Manual Go? by Italiangurlinamessedupworld reviews
What does a day in my life revolve around ever since that fateful click? Chaos, that's what. One day a girl, who was bored out of her mind ordered some "Hetalia Units" at the time she had no clue what she'd just done. Based off of LolliDictator's Manuals.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,631 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Russia, South Korea
101 Rules For History Class by Teal Tribbles reviews
A list of rules and regulations for any and all Hetalians to follow in history class. Co-written in a joint account by D12T and Teal Phoenix.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Complete
Loop De Loop by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
Pulling the curl of an Italian is just like pressing a big red button: it's funny until something either blows up or ends up destroying half the world. And that's just what Seychelles is going to find out. CRACK. Not meant to be taken seriously.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/17/2010 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
A new kid at the DWMA? by littleflowerrose-x reviews
Death the kid is confused when Lord death explains there will be a new student at the DWMA but she is not what he expected... I cant write summarys but yeah :
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Death The Kid
Photoshoot by A. Strudel reviews
The Hetalia cast goes to take a promo photo and it, erm, doesn't go so great. Inspired by a picture of Gilbert's hand innocently on Austria's shoulder :D enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
X by Lady Charity reviews
Sticks and stones may break his bones but words will never hurt him. Or so Prussia thought. In which arguments and anger in a World Meeting go too far
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Prussia - Complete
Te queremos, Romano! by NinjaJones reviews
Romano is sexually harassed... by YOU!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Mind Games by ghibli22 reviews
Hetalia High AU. Gilbert discovers just what he can accomplish with a cell phone. Gilbert/Elizaveta mentioned
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2010 - France, Prussia - Complete
Hetalia Crack by Ulquiorrafangirl reviews
Just some ramblings I did late last night! Crack. Rated T for Russis's mouth!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/14/2009 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Breaking the rules by xXLilyxPeacockXx reviews
All the things not to do at Hogwarts...done.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 4,550 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008
Alex Rider's Unfortunate Discovery by hpfan99 reviews
Alex Rider finds out about his books.. And has a bad reaction.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Complete
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Please Don't Tell Me You Just Clicked That reviews
When my friend Hayley accidently orders Hetalia units, I was not expecting to get this. I have to deal with living alone and my favorite anime characters? Now me and my three friends have to stop them from destroying my house-and my life. Very crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,952 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 8/21/2011 - N. Italy, France
Promotion reviews
Based off the news of the establishment of the New Prussian Empire. After a tiring day, Germany learns that his brother has become a...nation... again? How will he deal with the situation?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Prussia - Complete
Why Not? reviews
When Germany settles down for a nice quiet evening, Italy approaches him. He's wanting something, but Germany has decided he wont cave-this time. Of course, Italy has other plans.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Italian In Me reviews
Meet Cecilia, island of Sicily, little sister of both Feliciano and Lovino Vargas North and South Italy . Taken in by Britain Arthur Kirkland and America Alfred Jones , she learns Just how awesome or not being a country can be. Rated T for Language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,661 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011 - N. Italy, America
True Confessions Of a Shinigami's Daughter reviews
Death the Kid's twin sister Sam tags along with her brother along with her twin weapons to DWMA with plans of becoming a meister herself. Follows the plot of Soul Eater, so SPOILER ALERT! Rated T just in case.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/16/2011