Name: Vail, that's all you get
Age: young enough to hope
Hobbies: lots of reading and gaming
If you are the type of Guy that makes the devil go "Oh crap, he's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning copy and paste this.
Hey my authentic japanese name is 弓 Yumi (archery) 大輝 Taiki (large radiance)
My inner dragon is the Water Elemental dragon. If there ever was a draconic example of a supple attitude, my inner dragon is it. Just sit back and go with the flow. *contented sigh*
To become a father
We have all seen stories were Naruto gets together with various MILfs, and the son hates him, but what if that is only at first. What if he fell for the mother of his so-called rival. What if her two sons started to see him as a better father then their real one. Can he handle the responsibilities of being a father and a ninja while one of his sons is starting his ninja career and the other is in ANBU. When you got a group of missing-nin after you and a certain snake wants your two sons there is a saying that comes to mind, "it's not easy being a dad."
Pairing Naruto and Mikoto
the Uchiha massacre did happen but Itachi didn't do it
Maybe a little Sasuke bashing at first(the rest of the bashing is up to you)
Naruto and the Uchiha brothers have to have a father-son bond/relationship
Naruto and Karas crossover
Karas of the Tides
Naruto always carried around a momento of his mother, an odd-looking pocket watch. The Sandaime had said it had something to do with the Karas legend from the Sixth great village Uzushio. He didn't see why it was so important until the scroll of seals incident. He could hear a voice say, "1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9.. and it is 10... sway to and fro sway, do it now Karas."
pairing Naruto and Any girl(s)
Naruto is smart and strong but not god-like
Uzushio is/was one of the great villages(so everyone knows of the Uzumaki clan)
Sasuke and Sakura bashing, the rest is up to you
Naruto and Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan crossover
Naruto's Bludgeoning Angel
What if over the 3 years training Jiraiya managed to corrupt Naruto more than he thought he did, and that because of that Naruto ends up making a seal to stop women from aging, ending up making a pervert's world. It is because of this act that Kami and the other gods feel insulted that a mortal figured out how to manufacture immortality, so they send an angel assassin to the past, during the chunin exams, to kill him so he can never figure out the secrets to female immortality or get so close to making all humans lose their fear of death, But when she actually meets him she decides to help him by making sure he never goes down that path. First though she just has to figure out what are these strange feels she gets around him.
pairing Naruto and Dokuro/Harem(no Sakura or Hinata)
smart slightly perverted Naruto
No killing Naruto ever five seconds
Naruto and dragon crisis crossover
In a world of cursed treasures known as "Lost Precious" that are hunted by people called Breakers there is a family that studies the art of the ninja that has become famous among them, the Namikaze. Especially the current heads of the said family Minato Namikaze and his wife Kushina Uzumaki Namikaze, but this story is not about the heads of the family but the heir, Naruto Namikaze. He has along road ahead of him, what with a house full of dragons, living with his foul-mouthed cousin, dealing with an organization of rouge Breakers, and finding out and coming to terms with the fact he and his mother aren't human.
pairing Naruto and Rose/harem
dragon Kushina and Naruto(what type is up to you)
Naruto is somewhat like Dante(Devil May Cry) in personality
El Ray Hueco
What if during the final getsuga tenshou it was only Zangetsu that faded, and Shiro(Hollow Ichigo) got to take his place, and because of that it makes Ichigo more of a hollow than before. Then when the arrancar find out about Ichigo beating Aizen they decided to name him their new leader. After that the central 46 orders a man hunt for Ichigo and the arrancar. Can he protect them like a good leader should and try to stop the witch hunt. All the while a new enemy is after both of their kind.
pairing Ichigo and arrancar girl(one or more is up to you)
Ichigo's shikai and bankai are more hollow like or he has resurreccion and segunda etapa
some of the espada survived(who is up to you)
optional: some shinigami and Ichigo's friends join up with him
Hell's Bounty Hunter
When Ichigo got his family out of Hell he thought that was the end of it. Until he finds out that the power of the Hell Guardian didn't fade like he thought, but settled in and merged fully with his being. Not to long after that he gets a message from Urahara that more Sinners are escaping everyday that passes, and that it all falls to him to find and return them to the gate. Can he handle the pressure of being a death god and Hell's bounty hunter?
pairing Ichigo and any less used girl(ex; Senna, Nozomi, ect.)
He keeps the hell powers from the movie
optional: Some old enemies return as Sinners
Use some iconic criminals as Sinners (ex: Vlad the impaler, Jack the ripper, ect.)
Bleach and Karas crossover
The Crow of Karakura Town
What if a certain Yurine took an interest in our scowling protagonist. Then when he lost his shinigami powers gave him the chance to fight as a different type of spiritual warrior. After all Hollows aren't the only demons that prey upon humans that go unseen. How will the seireitei react when they hear a Karas is in town.
paring Ichigo and any girl (not Rukia)
can happen before they rescue Rukia or after the time skip, either way he is not to happy with soul society
He can still have an inner hollow, how it affects him and his Karas powers are up to you
One Piece and Fate/Stay Night crossover
The Blades of D.
What if Luffy never ate the Gomu Gomu no Mi, instead he ate the other fruit Shanks found that was thought to be just a legend, the Musiegen Sakuhin no Mi(Unlimited Works fruit). Eleven years later a warrior only know as 'Archer' travels the seas looking for the greatest treasure ever and to find his true nakama, but be warned if you ever hurt his nakama the last thing you will hear will be, "So as I pray now, I call forth Unlimited Blade Works!"
smart Archer like Luffy
please use the
pairing Luffy and Tashigi (main pairing if harem)
Sado lives and joins Luffy's crew
One Piece and Fate/Stay Night crossover
The Pirate King of Heroes
On the night of Sado's death Luffy runs blindly in to the forest till he sees a faintly glowing golden fruit that he wolves down without thinking, and passes out from the power-rush. It would be several hours later that he finds out he ate the mystical Babirongēto no Mi(Babylon Gate Fruit). Years later he sets of to reclaim his father's throne and gather together a crew of 'Heroes'.
Gol D. Roger is Luffy's father
pairing Luffy and any girl(s)
a Gilgamesh like Luffy
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The Situation in Hell
The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with his colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh, God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."
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