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Joined 05-26-11, id: 2932993, Profile Updated: 09-18-14
Author has written 28 stories for Nightmare Before Christmas, Transformers, Transformers/Beast Wars, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Supernatural, Dr. Seuss series, Rise of the Guardians, Les Miserables, Ninja Turtles, and Hunchback of Notre Dame.

I'm Jo, I'm 16 and everything I touch turns to AU

Previously Kozmotis Pitchiner, The Engineer-eteer and Mademoiselle Juko Pax-Prime

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These Games We Play by Peacewish reviews
For the first time in vorns, Soundwave plays a card game and wins a most unusual prize. But according to Jazz, that's when the real game began. Now master and slave must match wits in a game that will push them both to the breaking point and beyond.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 244,616 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Jazz, Soundwave
Regression by Mona.E.Lisa reviews
Michelangelo was not a vengeful person. He didn't care who had killed his father, it didn't matter. What did matter was there was three baby boys, a lost girl and a son left behind in the wake of someone's own vengeful frenzy and this boy, this orphan, had nothing left of what he knew.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,198 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Michelangelo, April O'Neil, Leatherhead
Shattered by VoodooQueen reviews
Every war has its casualties but there are some things even worse than death. Familial ties and faction loyalty will be tested. Eventual/Possible romance in future chapters. Rating has changed to M due to forthcoming content.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,462 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Bumblebee, Ratchet, Optimus Prime
Parting Shots From The Happy World by Ha-Hee Prime reviews
One-shot drabbles I've jotted down for fun, mostly set post-ceasefire: Megs likes 80's Earth music; Prime and Elita get it on; Prime's response to fan fiction; a couple top-secret entries from Prime's diary; Prime defaces Megs's gilding...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,115 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
Victory Frag by newvagabond reviews
Megatron/Starscream. Season 2 finale. Short. VICTORY FRAG has been spreading around (yes, I blame you...) and I saw some happy fragging Starscream fanart... and laughing sex is hilarious and hot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Good Morning by newvagabond reviews
Ratchet/Optimus Prime. Fluff. Tactile. Cable... mouthing...? Companion to The Bots and the Bees because a few people suggested it and I was curious as well. Also there was some post on tumblr about sleepy morning sex and it put a lot of images in my head.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime - Complete
The Bots and the Bees by newvagabond reviews
There's Ratchet/Optimus but that's not the focus. Set in the same continuity as Opportunity. Jack learns something new about the Autobots that he kind of didn't want to know!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Jack D., Arcee - Complete
Time to Rest by newvagabond reviews
Takes place in "Sick Mind" as if the mission had failed. Warning for character death and self-offlining.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Ratchet - Complete
Lost by newvagabond reviews
Another short one. Post season 2 finale "Darkest Hour". Ratchet. Sads and stuff.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime - Complete
Still Here by newvagabond reviews
Ratchet/Optimus Prime. Post "Sick Mind". Soft. Implied. Fluff and stuff.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime - Complete
Three Dances John Taught Sherlock by Charlotte K reviews
Have you ever seen Sherlock Holmes doing the Macarena? How about the Chicken Dance? Or better yet: Salsa dancing? This is basically crack, but a lot of fun all the same :D
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Business Days and Weekends by redberry866 reviews
Inside has more info. Rated M for later chapters. What college is like between two rivaling headmasters, dysfunctional families, strategic "accidents", Primes, substitute teachers, and other strange moments and events. Some fluff and humor, some romance, some horror/disturbing psychology. Work never stops.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,811 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Megatron, Starscream
Glow by redberry866 reviews
On a rare night when the Nemesis is in power-down, Starscream goes to spend it with Megatron. Slash fic, one-shot, mechxmech, don't like, don't read. Prime-verse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,089 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Easing Tension by JenKristo reviews
Knockout/Soundwave: TF:Prime. Soundwave breaks his mask, and he's being treated by a medic who's a sucker for a pretty face. Now with a sequel. This has slowly gone from a little love story to an epic romance.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,190 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Soundwave, Knock Out - Complete
Of Brothers and Bronchitis by Drunken Boxer reviews
AU Human turtles. Leo seems to have caught Mikey's cold, but never fear! Donnie, Raph, and Mikey are here to help their sick brother, though he might be better off on his own... Humorous antics, odd situations, and fluff abound!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
Curious Behavior by Decepti-Kitty reviews
Starscream has been acting strange lately, and it is unsettling to the Decepticon leader. So, Megatron confronts his second and is surprised by what he learns. But is he pleased with it?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Slow Me Down by Ryuichifoxe reviews
Loki, a single father of three, has his busy life slammed into a wall when he nearly runs over a stranger with exotic eyes. The closer they get, the more the ghosts of Loki's past reveal of themselves. Earth AU, Thor/Loki & Thor/Jane, past violence
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,358 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Loki, Thor
Separation by xLosersRuleTheWorldx reviews
They had to let each other go, even if neither of them wanted to. TFA, slash
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Jetfire, Jetstorm - Complete
Why Sideswipe Collects Spoons by Molten-Ashes reviews
"Why!" Sideswipe sobbed into the Rec-Room table, "They were in their prime!"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Just a shard of what we've lost by Darth Krande reviews
An old memory of the hero we know as Optimus Prime. Just a snapshot of a peaceful Cybertron, of a brother and a mentor, from before the war.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Megatron, Sentinel Prime - Complete
A list made by Sam and Epps by LunarLacrimosa reviews
You know you're spending too much time with the Autobots when:
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,071 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Sam W. - Complete
Freedom by mokonahapuuuuuu reviews
Freedom wasn't outside of the asylum. It was inside of her, all along.
Sucker Punch - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Babydoll - Complete
Look After You by mokonahapuuuuuu reviews
Sweet Pea was with Rocket ever since day one. And will always will be.
Sucker Punch - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Sweet Pea, Rocket - Complete
Grave Thoughts by wizard4hire reviews
Optimus Prime contemplates a dangerous subject a year after the events in Dark of the Moon.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet - Complete
Hatchet by Harvey the Wonder Hamster reviews
Mudflap and Skids should not call Ratchet Hatchet. Nor should Optimus. Rated for poor Mr. Tibbles and Cybertron cussing. Oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Ratchet - Complete
To Stop the unstoppable force by 91Silver reviews
Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots. An unstoppable force who could not be stopped in his strive for peace and justice, even in the face of the toughest opponents. And yet, here he was, being blocked on highway 198, by a tiny four legged organic.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide - Complete
Decepticon Trauma by Chinook1234567 reviews
Warning: Complete Crack!
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Just Another Boring Day by AdInventum reviews
Pure and utter crack. When Decepticons are bored, madness ensues. How will they stop Starscream's plan? What is Megatron doing in his room? Inspired by the works of Arctic Banana and Kibble Beast.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Barricade, Blackout - Complete
For great Justice by Soundwave 0107 reviews
A pointless crack one-shot, filled with silliness and naughty language. Primes aren't too lucky, Ironhide is the best and Megatron tries his hand at shipping. Enjoy LOL
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Sentinel Prime, Carly M. - Complete
Tying Loose Ends by dragonmentality reviews
Love and family saves lives and can reach beyond the limits of death itself. They didn't survive this long to never see their families again... so the only thing that is left is to fight for it. One-shot.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Ironhide, Annabelle L. - Complete
Insomnia by Vulpecula Night reviews
Sleep is an elusive target for young, Annabelle Lennox one night. Ironhide takes notice. Annabelle/Ironhide father/daughter fluff.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
Stray Dogs by v2point0 reviews
Transformers: Prime. Starscream takes comfort in the stray he picked up. SLASH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Starscream, Vehicons - Complete
Diebus Fatalibus by AngelicConquistador reviews
An AU story with ROTF and G1 elements. Megatron's blast didn't kill Sam instantly. After Sam revives Optimus, he succumbs to his fatal injuries. The Dynasty of Primes decide to give him a second chance... as a sparkling seeker. Contains slash.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,685 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Sam W.
For Educational Purposes Only by Keelywolfe reviews
Sam and Mikaela have questions and they look to Ratchet for answers. Primus help them all. Slash. Optimus/Ratchet, hinted Sam/Bee/Mikaela
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,480 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime
Celebrations by Erailea Evenstar reviews
It was the Fourth of July and the soldiers of N.E.S.T. had gathered to celebrate and remember. It would be an unforgettable night, especially for the Autobots.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Games Decepticons Play by Blue Buick R reviews
Megatron dares, Starscream accepts. They both regret it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5063 - Favs: 11,623 - Follows: 1,337 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Torture by LucasVN reviews
Just what the title says. WARNING: VERY DARK AND GRAPHIC!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Jetstorm, Jetfire - Complete
Play Time by Erailea Evenstar reviews
There were few things in life that made Ironhide fear for his circuits, but that was exactly how he felt as he stared down at the pint sized giggling villainess approaching him with her paint covered body.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Ironhide, Annabelle L. - Complete
Double, Double by masterctarl reviews
TFA, One-Shot. Prize fic for Stormx. Post-Season 3, the Jettwins find themselves in Ratchet's repair bay after an accident. While "thinking about what they did", they meet another pair of twins who knew the old medic long ago.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Jetfire, Jetstorm - Complete
My Little Lover by itsu-sual reviews
A collection of Megatron x Starscream drabbles, set in the movie-verse. Rated T for safety.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 26,694 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Starscream, Megatron
Black Crayons by Bookworm Gal reviews
Annabelle draws very special pictures.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Annabelle L. - Complete
Sand and Vacuum Cleaners by Cyndi reviews
He went from wishing she'd stop to praying that she wouldn't. FUNNY! IMPLIED RatchetxIronhide SLASH at the very end
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/19/2007 - [Mikaela B., Optimus Prime] - Complete
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Expense reviews
"The infection will kill him if we wait any longer." (TMNT zombie AU, rated for gore. Originally posted on Tumblr)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Donatello, Michelangelo, Leatherhead - Complete
Timshel reviews
"What happened to being friends?" I spit the words at him, even though I know the answer. I have to get out from underneath him if I want to win. Do I want to win? I know the answer to that, too, I've known it from the start. Of course I want to win. (Hunger Games AU, Raph POV)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Raphael, Casey Jones - Complete
To Be Happy reviews
A series of one-shots and drabbles dedicated to the relationship between Clopin and Esmeralda.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Clopin T., Esmeralda
Grape Flavored Cough Medicine reviews
Being sick is a bitch, really. But having a protective brother around to take care of you somehow makes it a little more bearable. (Human AU; rated for Raph's swearing)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
In the Corner reviews
She put her hands over her ears, breathing hard and trying not to whimper. Her father rattled the door. (Modern AU)
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Cosette, Eponine - Complete
Infected reviews
Everyone loses eventually. (More ROTG zombie au.)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Jack Frost, Jamie - Complete
Mine to Lose reviews
Broadcast 1. March 20. ...My gun is one bullet lighter, and my heart...is one life heavier. There is nothing left for me to do...but fight. (Zombie AU, stand-alone fic.)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Pitch - Complete
My Favorite Place reviews
The assignment is simple enough. The words, however, are not. –post-movie, unidentified narrator.-
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
The Itsy Bitsy Spider reviews
Sam and Dean can take down vampires, werewolves, demons and malevolent spirits, but a tiny wolf spider eludes them. Go figure. :Utter crack, based on a dream I had.:
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Starscream Chronicles reviews
So many have underestimated him. They take him for simply a treacherous fool, and a weakling. Well, he may be treacherous, but he is neither a fool nor a weakling. He is a Seeker. He is a scientist; quick-witted and silver-tongued. He is Starscream. TFP
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Starscream
The Nightmare After Christmas reviews
Four years after the Christmas fiasco, Jack and Sally are the happiest couple in Halloweentown. However—someone seeks to take Sally away from the Pumpkin King...
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 7/12/2011
Only For You reviews
Elita-One and Optimus Prime were made for each other. D/C
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Optimus Prime, Elita-1 - Complete
Never Fade Away reviews
"Other things may change us, but we start and end with family."
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,893 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Optimus Prime - Complete
A Mighty Fine Predicament reviews
He splits his time between the desperate and the dead. It was only a matter of time before he joined one…or the other.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Graverobber, Amber Sweet - Complete
Knock Out versus The Dead Sea reviews
How many times must Starscream tell Knock Out! It's LORD! K.O would do well to remember that…otherwise, you might get a little rusty…
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Knock Out, Starscream - Complete
Watch Yourself reviews
The Autobots watch Transformers 2007. Pretty much crack, G1.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Optimus Prime, Wheeljack - Complete
Returned in Kind reviews
Starscream is a treacherous snake, and his actions will not go unpunished. TF:P, not slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Decepticons Wearing Hula Skirts reviews
Decepticons in hula skirts? Whuuuut?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Now Is Not The Time reviews
His time has not come. He must go back…no matter what.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Optimus Prime
Switcheroo reviews
What happens when Fionna gets fed up with Cake and demands to switch her cat with Finn's Jake for a day?
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Fionna, Cake - Complete
One By One reviews
This year, we have more than just a haunted house for Halloween…
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Arcee, Bulkhead - Complete
Saturday Morning Cartoons reviews
Normally, Arcee objected to lounging about on Saturdays, but today she just couldn't resist. Bumblebee/Arcee brother/sister fluff, based off of Transformers: Prime.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Arcee, Bumblebee - Complete
The Lonely reviews
It has been three days since Ironhide's death. So far, Chromia has handled the news with grace and dignity.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Complete
Nightmares reviews
Optimus' most bizarre nightmare yet.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Optimus Prime - Complete
A Prime's Blessing reviews
Carly and Sam's first child is born! Both parents wish for Optimus Prime to give his blessing to the child, and he gladly agrees. Of course, twenty-eight foot Cybertronians were not meant to give their blessings to a fragile human baby.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Optimus Prime, Sam W. - Complete
Caramel Corn, Carnival Games, and Karaoke reviews
Sam and Mikaela convince Optimus, Ironhide, Ratchet, and Bumblebee to participate in a school fundraiser.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Sam W., Mikaela B. - Complete
Special Tactics reviews
Ever wanted to bug Bumblebee, Ratchet, Ironhide or Optimus Prime? Now you can! A little stupid. Actually, a lot stupid. But it makes me giggle...maybe it'll do the same for you.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime - Complete
The Bond Between Family reviews
Lovette Prime's evening activity in Florida has been canceled, due to the heavy downpour of rain. Sitting in her hotel room, with two other girls chattering away mindlessly on the other bed, Lovette decides to text her father. One-shot.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Optimus Prime