Author has written 6 stories for Sweeney Todd, Misc. Movies, Phantom of the Opera, and Repo! The Genetic Opera.
Hey y'all...hope you like my stories. I lalalalove getting reviews so any would be greatly appreciated :)
Here are some of the things I like:
Bands: Aerosmith, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, Christina Perri
Books: The Hunger Games, Twilight, Harry Potter
Movies: The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Sweeney Todd, Pink Floyd: The Wall, Casino, Singing in the Rain, Goodfellas.
I love to write, so constructive critism is pretty sweet. Oh--and I've been taking an...observation. Does anyone else think the little gap in between Johnny Depp's teeth
is SO adorable?? lol :)
Enjoy my stories!!!
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The Top 15 Reasons You Know You're Obsessed With Sweeney Todd:
1. You make a big production out of dinner when it happens to be pot pies. Bouns points if you actually sing 'God Thats Good'.
2.If someone asks you to explanthestory you start with "there was a barber and his wife".
3. You actually know what a linnet bird is.
4. When you eat a pot pie you look very closely at the contents first, then wonder what kind of person taste most like chicken.
5. You sing "there's a hole in the world like a great black pit" ect. andreplace 'London' with the name of your school or work place when you get mad.
6. When someone or something really peeves you off you shout "They all deserve to die!"
7. You burst into song when you see a hair loss commercial.
8. You've replaced all your dad's shavers with straight razors.
9. You keep a list of people you'd most like to bake into a pie. (well, a mental one)
10. You loudly sing 'Worst Pies in London' when your relatives bring pumpkin pie for Thanksgiving.
11. When a friend or realitive says that they just got a shave or hair cut you say shocked,"You survied? You...you...you're not a meat pie
12. When your teacher asks you for attention in class you start to sing "Ladies and gentlemen may I have your attention pah-lease!!"
13. While in the meat section of your local supermarket you begin singing "God that's Good!"
14. Whenever someone happens to sat "Whats that?" you turn to them excitedly--"It's priest! Have a little priest!"
15. When someone happens to mention Fleet Street, even if it has nothing to do with Sweeney Todd, you automaticly think of Sweeney.
If you wish Sweeney and Nellie could've had their happy ending.
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Symptoms of OSTD (obsessive Sweeney Todd disorder)
1) Every little thing reminds you of Sweeney Todd, and when something doesn't, it still ends up reminding you because you think "Wow here's something that doesn't remind me of... SWEENEY TODD!!
2) You have the movie memorized
3) You sing "A Little Priest" whenever you have pie for supper
4) Instead of saying "the beach" you say "by the sea"
5) You sing "My friends to your razor and/or kitchen knives.
6) You have a strange fear of tea kettles.
8) When you buy a meat pie at a grocery store you change the name to Mrs. Lovett
9) When you see a cat on the street, you want to save it from Mrs. Mooney.
10) You WISH with all of your heat that you could be Mrs. Lovett, except for the burning part.
11) When you hear someone say a line from the movie, you follow it with the next.
12) If people say they don't like Sweeney Todd, you can kind of maybe understand it.
13. u hyperventilate wen u saw mrs. lovett's hat at the shops (or was that just me?)
14. u won't go near any pie store that's next 2 a barbour store
15. You have every sweeney todd song on ur phone and know the lyrics
16. if anyone ever eats sumthing and say this is the worst thing they've ever tasted u immedietly think of mrs. lovetts pies
17. ur frinds r walking down the road humming lincon park or flo rida, ur humming epiphiny
18. u have tried 2 do ur hair like mrs. lovett then go out in public.
19. You re-enact Helena's Worst Pies in London in your own kitchen.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
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BECAUSE I WAS BORED:
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
Think of determining. (It was like, the ending of the story. Complete Tales and Poems of Edgar Allen Poe)
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
My couch arm.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The musical channels, and Hello Goodbye by the Beatles was on.
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
1:24 I WAS SO CLOSE.
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Shake Down Street by the Grateful Dead.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I came home from the Coffee Bean Cafe with my daddy. :D
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
9. What are you wearing?
A white cami and black shorts. (pajamas)
10. Did you dream last night?
YES. I had the most Terrifying sweeney todd dream ever. I might upload it onto here, so...
11. When did you last laugh?
I don't know.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A bulletin board with everything I love on it :D
13. Seen anything weird lately?
14. What do you think of this quiz?
I'm liking it.
15. What is the last film you saw?
Sweeney Todd. (my favorite of all time!)
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Johnny Depp and Steven Tyler. :D
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I am obsessed with music. I love classic rock
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would have no child suffer from hunger or abuse. Those poor things... Oh, and I'd bring Sweeney Todd to life. And keep him in my room.
19. Do you like to dance?
Indeed I do
20. George Bush:
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
I don't know! I love the name Bella. And Ever. and Halyn.
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Anthony (like the Sweeney Todd Anthony :) ), Ryan.
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the "pearly gates"?
You've come a long way, and now you'll finally find happiness.
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