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Author has written 25 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Ouran High School Host Club, Young Justice, Big Bang Theory, and Sherlock.
Hello! I'm Don'tMessWithAFangirl!
Some things about me:
-I love hetalia. I am also a fangirl. You don't mess with a fangirl. :3
-I ALSO love Ouran High School Host Club (Yay for Tamayoya!!!)
-I've RECENTLY become a Young Justice fan (Rob/KF FTW!!!), so one of those might pop up too...
-I am a chocoholic! I'm kinda a sucker for chocolate/ice cream. They're my guilty pleasures, and the reason I won't be wearing a bikini anytime soon :P
-I wish I had a britsh accent, because that's just freakin' fantastic.
-I have been discribed as MANY things, but my favorites are:
--Award Winning Procrastinator (One of my friends and I had to compete for that title! I won, but that also means I'm in deep shit at school...)
--The Most Awkward Person Ever
But I can be moody too, sooooo... I'm just kinda a weirdo, but I'm okay with that, so it's totally chill ^_^
-My family cuz even though they're SUPER annoying, I'm a big softie like that :3
-My super amazing awesome friend NAFFY!
-My other super amazing friend who is not a fangirl and often expresses how scared she is of Naffy and I (but she still loves us :3)
-My last super amazing friend that is obsessed with comic books and got me into Young Justice! (Yes, they all needed a seperate line!)
-Fanfiction.net, because all you ppl are AWESOME! I used to think I was crazy! Now I KNOW I am! THANKS! ^u^
-General unicorn happy rainbow shit!!!!!
Christina Grimmie!!! OH my USUK! This girl is FANtasic! I love her song "Ugly"!
LOOK! I HAVE A STORY(NOW I HAVE QUITE A PILE!)! YAAAAAAAAY! I'm so happy! My family was very scared for my mental health last night when I went around the house telling them how:
I"M FINALLY A FANFICTION AUTHOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also, kudos to the already-mentioned Naffy (It stands for 'Nameless Awesome Friend'. Don't ask me... she picked it herself.) who is CONSTANTLY featured in my A/Ns, because she is the driving force for most of my stories :3
... So Yeah. I gotta go now...
--*Kayaks over to China to teach Yao's panda bear curse words with Sealand*--
NAFFY HAS AN ACCOUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Check her out: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3585099/
(At the bottom of the cut and pastes are a bunch of important SHTUFFS as well as a few funny SHTUFFS so don't just blow it off okay? You can scroll down past the Cut and Pastes, but don't just give up once you see how many there are, okay?)
CUT AND PASTES!!!!!!!(Scroll down a bunch if you don't give a shit):
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear it up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!
If you just want lucky to give the freakin cereal to the kids, cut and paste this on your profile.
If you've read page 203 in theBattleof the Labyrinth 100000000000000 times cut and paste this on your profile.
If you constantly read pages 372 through 374 in The Last Olympian post this on your profile.
Hey read this guys !!
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Cool huh ?? If yuo can raed tihs tehn put it on yuor porifle !!
IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
If the voices actually DO talk to you, copy and paste this onto your profile. (It's true. The voices actually do talk to me. I'm serious. Even worse, I talk back!)
Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!!
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
2) STAND silent and motionless in the
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
12) TRY to make personal calls on the
13) DRAW a little square on the floor
14) WHEN there's only one other person
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
16) ASK if you can push the button for
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
23) When the elevator door opens run outside and down the hall yelling, "OH NO I'M GONNA MISS THE ELEVATOR!!"
If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (too late )
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (thank you captain obvious . . .)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." ( no comment . . .)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Oh yeah because many kids are driving cars and operating machinery these days . . .)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Isn't that kinda the point??)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (okay that made me curious, what other use??)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (captain obvious has returned!!)
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (because they don't want to give us the fake fake bacon, they want to give us the real fake bacon :P)
On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile (yups :3)
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the stinkin' Trix, copy this into your profile(just give him the Trix already dang it!!)
Join the dark side, Mwuhahahaha!!
You Know You're an Author If:
You talk to yourself a lot. (noooo scoff, cough,scoff of course not . . .looks around nervously . . .)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (pfft . . . you don't talk to yourself sweetie it's okay. dang it i did it again . . .)
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (Do you like coffee? cuz i like coffee. i like coffee a lot XD)
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'(hahaha nooo . . . okay maybe a little . . .)
You live off of sugar and caffeine.(okay this one is true . . .)
You've ever stuck a big word into a sentence before a dumb word (Look at that magnificent, awesomely cute Build-A-Bear!!)
Your vacation is ruined because you forgot your laptop at home and just discovered an amazing plot for a story.(cries hysterically)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.(pfft . . . that's never happened . . .gets critical looks from everyone around her)
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.(not sure about the pages long thing but they are random )
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.(ooh look another cookie :P)
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.( i don't do that!! okay maybe i do . . .)
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.(there's always one in my pocket. which is kind of weird because it reminds me of a certain character coughpercycough)
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.(pfft . . not really. at least not yet . . .)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. (so that's why my hand hurts after i play my oboe. . . just kidding :3)
People think you have A.D.D.(nooo . . . oh look a cookie!!)
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.(maybe a ,little . . .)
You correct spelling problems and various mistakes on the worksheets your teachers pass out.(psshhh . . no. no i don't!! okay maybe just a few spelling mistakes that my English teacher made on a few worksheets . . .)
You want to type one thing to someone, but then end up writing a novel.(nooo . . .)
That short story your english teacher assigned you to write came out as a 30-page story compared to the 5-page tales everyone else did. (more like 13 compared to 5, but she didn't tell us it had to be five pages!)
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (All the time :P)
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason(okay i agree to this one)
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.(yeah they've gotten used to it . . .)
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (ONE B! OOOONEEEEEE B and everyone thinks I failed!... What???)
Today I was walking and a girl comes up to me and starts speaking French. But when I responded... I replied in Spanish. I clamped my hand over my mouth, and the girl was like, "YOU DO THAT TOO?"
When man first discovered how to run faster than pigs, we had bacon.
-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it is unfamiliar territory.
-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.
-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over
-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.
Everything here is edible. I'm edible, but that is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
Normal is just a setting on washing machines (just keep telling yourself that…)
Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!
You know its the 21st Century when:
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.
Why America has some issues...
1. Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America are there people who leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America are there people who use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America are there people who buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America are there people who use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'
10. Only in America are there people who have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.
11. Only in America do they sterilize needles before administering lethal injections.
12. Only in America can you get a dollar donated to an organization for people with diabetes if you buy a half-gallon of soda at KFC.
Ways to make sure you're insane
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.
Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"
Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.
As often as possible, skip rather than walk .
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
Sing along at the opera.
Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme .
Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.
When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"
When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!" -i love this one!!
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile
Read... Remember how you get correct when you study and follow instructions?
1. I need 2 tell u something, read number 5
2. Are u in a rush? read number 8
HAHA! Copy and Paste if you didn’t just read through the list and feel smart when you found it faster than the people who didn’t… and if you did!
Support the fine arts, shoot a rapper.
-If you think nobody cares you're alive, try not filing your taxes.
-If Tylenol, duct tape, or a band-aid can't fix it, you've got a serious problem.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and tell David Blaine he's fired.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
Four guys were out golfing and one guy hit his ball out into the rough. He goes to look for it. The other three start to talk about their sons. The first guy says, "My sons' a doctor and he's doing so well that he's taking someone toEurope." The next guy said, "Well my son is a car salesman and he's doing so well, that he gave a car to someone." The third guy says, "Well my sons' a contractor and he's doing so well, that he built someone a house for free." The forth guy comes back and the others ask him what's going on with his son. He says, "Well he's gay." And the others say, "Oh, we're really sorry." The guy says, "Oh no, we're not upset. We're glad he feels comforable enough to tell us and besides, one guy gave him a free car, one guy built him a house, and another ones' taking him toEurope."
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
This story is Amazing
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
Try Not to Cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I have to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
READ THIS: Funni~
19 ways to win a girls heart •
~~10 Ways To Be S-T-U-P-I-D:
1. Ask For Directions To A Place Youre Already At.
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so scroll down
(don't cheat- -)
1. You are completly in love with this person
2. If you choose
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservitive and agressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday
I know I'm not perfect,
Calling me Fake, won't make you Real.
-Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
-It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. :D
-I have more fictional boyfriends than you do. Beat that!- (Though I think Naffy has the most... :P)
-Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience
-If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging!
-One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
-"Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide bodies!"
-I met some crazy people. They made me their leader!
-I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.
-Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
-I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.
-"If at first you don't suceed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
-That, my children, is called a wall. But beware, the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid, for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.
-People used to call me names, but thats ok, they're dead now.
-Once you go fangirl you can never go back. (So true, so true...)
-"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."
-Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and she got away.
-I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless
-The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
-If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. (why do you think Kyo-chan is always smiling except for the times Tama-chan's in trouble?)
-let me write that down in my 'things i dont really give f about' notebook.
-Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan goes, "Oh, shit, she's up!"
-I looked up at the stars one night and thought, "Where the heck did my ceiling go?!"
-War doesn't determine who's right, it determines who's left.
-Heaven doesn’t want me, and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over.
-Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he;ll be warm for the rest of his life.
-Show me a sane man and I’ll cure him for you.
-You and your girls might turn heads, but Me and mine, we break their necks!
-Imperfection Is Beauty. Madness is Genius. And it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely stupid.
One for the Girls!!
1) A couple is lying on the bed. The man says, "I'm going to make you the happiest woman alive." the woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
Write out the names of twelve Ouran characters. You can write the same character more than once.
Now answer the questions…
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? X3
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Eleven Fanfic.
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to seduce One?
12) Which partner for Three?
13) How would you draw Eleven?
14) Would you write Two/Four/Five?
15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
I don't mind any pairings, Hetalia was made for Yaoi
The Ouran Alphabet
A is for Academy, which is where the Ouran students attend
B is for Boy-Lolita, which is Mitsukuni Haninozuka
C is for Cosplay, which the Hosts do every day
D is for Debt, which is 8 million yen
E is for Emo Corner, which is Tamaki's depression spot
F is for Female, which is Haruhi's true gender
G is for Guy, which Haruhi has to dress and act like to pay off her debt
H is for Hikaru, who is the confused one of the Hitachiin Twins
I is for Innocent, which Honey claims to be
J is for Jealousy, which Hikaru expresses towards Haruhi and Arai
K is for Kaoru, who is the sweetest of the Hitachiin Twins
L is for Love, which is the feeling that Hikaru doesn't quite understand
M is for Mori, who is the strong and silent type
N is for Nekozawa, who will put a curse on you if you don't watch your back
O is for Ootori, which is a big name in the medical business
P is for Puppet, and its name is Belzeneff
Q is for Quiet, which basically describes Mori
R is for Roses, which every Host Club member has in their own color
S is for Swimsuit, which the Hitachiin brothers would like to see Haruhi wear
T is for Tamaki, who considers himself as the "King" of the Host Club
U is for Usa-chan, which is the name of Honey's stuffed bunny
V is for Vocals, which Renge uses a lot
W is for Wonderland, where Haruhi had seen her mother
X is for X-Ray Vision, which the Hitachiin Brothers wish they had
Y is for Yaoi, which the Ouran show has a lot of thanks to the Hitachiin Twins
Z is for the Zuka Club, which Haruhi was almost forced to join
If you have never heard or seen the Ouran Alphabet before until now, copy and paste this into your profile
I, Don'tMessWithAFangirl,do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution.
Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution; because everyone knows how much it sucks when you have 500 hits and 3 reviews...
Alfred: I guess being blood-thirsty can get kinda distracting... and by that I mean bringing DEMOCRACY to the world. I guess Santa knows what he's doing... just like I do.
Russia: I'm Russian. I know everything about snow.
Alfred: ICE CREEEEEEEEEEEEAM!!!!!!!!!!!! *splut*
Mr. Pridham: Oh so they're IRISH gay goldfish!!!!
Becky: And they speak Gay-lick
So basically, the last two quotes came from a GSA meeting I had at my school. (GSA is Gay-Straight Alliance and the coolest thing ever!) We were getting down to business and planning a really awesome GSA movie night, when three people suddenly come in late. (Naffy was one of them :P) And the first girl of the three is holding something in her hand and showing it around and we're all like "What is it???" And APPARENTLY she was eating some colored goldfish and she found homosexual goldfish! They were fused together in a suggestive position...
And so Mr. Pridham, the teacher who oversees the GSA club, calls her over to see this, and the one comment he makes once he sees them is "Oh they're IRISH gay goldfish!" (they were both green), and we all just crack up for ten minutes straight. Once we catch our breath, Becky aka rainbow.zebra.narwhal leans over and whispers to me "I guess then they speak Gay-lick" or something to that effect, which made me crack up for another little bit, during which I got looked at weirdly. ^_^
I love GSA~
WHAT I'M WORKING ON RIGHT NOW!!!!:
Adorable or Deadly: Right... chapter 12... Ummm...
Germany's Storage Room Cleaning: Chapter 4 is up! Now if only I could write chapter 5...
Why You Should Never: This will probably just constantly be updated. I don't think it will ever be finished. ^-^
The rest are complete!!! YAY!!!!
I LOVE ALL OF YOU THAT HAVE REVIEWED/ALERTED/FAVORITED AND ALL OF YOU WHO WILL!!!!!!!!
Update: JUST GOT MY FIRST NEGATIVE COMMENT!!! Okay, so they did it anonymously, and I couldn't reply, which was dissapointing, but on my 'Over The Rainbow' crackfic, a reader commented:
"I to the N to the C! E to the S to the T! Kinda gross, not for me! Please don't write another yuri, since God says it's wrong and I agree! That is why to you I plea- pick up a bible and put away the LSD!
While I respect your opinion, and also think incest in real life is kinda gross, having fun with pairing characters is fine, and so are gay people. I consider myself an active christian, which, to me, means loving all people, just like Jesus did, and God does every day. I am anti-drug and have read the bible for pleasure before, and I go to church every Sunday. Please don't assume that if a person likes to goof around on fanfiction and/or likes people of the same sex means that they are sinners/bad people/druggies.
Oh, and cookies to my first reviewer! MOO WITH ME!!!!!! MOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! :3 I love RENT. :D
Naffy here. Just thought I'd say hi! ^w^
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