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Author has written 63 stories for Harry Potter, Scooby Doo, and Monty Python.

I also have an account on HPFFA (HPFanFicArchive . com) and AO3 (archiveofourown . org) where I cross-post some of my stuff, also 'erbkaiser'. It also serves as a backup for stories which disappear from FFN (two to date). I also have an AO3 account with the same username. If anything happens to FFN or HPFFA I will migrate to there.


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A Challenge Unexpected by TheBeardedOne reviews
With a revived competition coming to Hogwarts during his fourth year, the Last Mage of Krypton is caught in a challenge unexpected.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Superman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 95,456 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 2/10 - Complete
The Shadow of Angmar by Steelbadger reviews
The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 161,907 - Reviews: 3866 - Favs: 8,939 - Follows: 11,059 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Harry P.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1454 - Favs: 7,956 - Follows: 2,587 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 314,541 - Reviews: 4274 - Favs: 10,059 - Follows: 11,684 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,050 - Reviews: 3971 - Favs: 8,483 - Follows: 9,462 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
The Art of Self-Fashioning by Lomonaaeren reviews
Gen, AU. In a world where Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry still grows up with the Dursleys, but he learns to be more private about what matters to him. When McGonagall comes to give him his letter, she also unwittingly gives Harry both a new quest and a new passion: Transfiguration. Mentor Minerva fic. Rated for violence. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 293,426 - Reviews: 2407 - Favs: 4,742 - Follows: 4,756 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 10/29/2015 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Precocious Crush by Makokam reviews
So, you meet someone who gets you. You have fun together, you like each other, and they're cute. But he says you're too young. What are you supposed to do? Just let it go? -Cover Art by Coasting-
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 240 - Words: 309,956 - Reviews: 7940 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 1,604 - Updated: 7/13/2017 - Published: 12/29/2010 - [Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl] OC
Wind Shear by Chilord reviews
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,280 - Reviews: 2266 - Favs: 8,304 - Follows: 5,804 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Charlus P. - Complete
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 218,697 - Reviews: 8414 - Favs: 13,213 - Follows: 16,684 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
Heart and Soul by Sillimaure reviews
The Dementor attack on Harry during the summer after his fourth year leaves him on the verge of having his wand snapped. Unwilling to leave anything to chance, Sirius Black sets events into motion which will change Harry's life forever. HP/HG/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 751,333 - Reviews: 6291 - Favs: 9,660 - Follows: 7,394 - Updated: 2/16/2016 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
Not Not-Human by Forensica X reviews
Cold-case disappearances, gruesome murders, and unexplainable disasters, and a spate of terrorist attacks rocked the UK only to end with an explosion in a tiny village. The Doctor and Rose Tyler followed the trail of the invisible war for years, but never thought their search would lead to a baby with a lightning bolt scar.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 129,123 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 1/29/2016 - Published: 6/17/2014 - [Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate] Harry P. - Complete
Dancing in the Green by Pheonix Dawn reviews
Harry gets an unexpected date to the Yule Ball during the Tournament. Or rather, he gets ordered to be a girls escort...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35,786 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 2,123 - Follows: 887 - Published: 12/30/2015 - Complete
It's Always The Quiet Ones by PixelWriter1 reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 485 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
I've Always Wanted to Use that Spell by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. McGonagall finally got to awaken the statues in the Battle of Hogwarts, but she wanted to do it for a long time. Given all the times she missed her chance, it was no wonder she was so eager when the time came.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,844 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 155 - Published: 10/28/2015 - Minerva M. - Complete
If Looks Could Kill by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 3,427 - Follows: 963 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Complete
Euphoria by Viscount Anarchy reviews
A generic year 4 canon rehash fic featuring eventual Harry/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 117,447 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 10/21/2015 - Published: 9/29/2015 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
Black Princess Ascendant by Silently Watches reviews
Second in the Black Queen series. Last year, Jen had to contend with a deadly Tournament, a revived Dark Lord, a meddlesome Headmaster, and worst of all, reconciliation attempts by her parents. Surely her OWL year can't be anywhere near as complicated. Can it? NOT for children!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 301,803 - Reviews: 3540 - Favs: 3,400 - Follows: 3,077 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 12/18/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Sirius B. - Complete
The Lion's Pride by Silently Watches reviews
Rufus doesn't know why Harry Potter thinks him such a villain, but he certainly does not appreciate the churlish attitude. Canon scene from a different POV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/3/2015 - Harry P., Rufus S. - Complete
Seven Deadly Sins of the Marauder Era by MontroseMagpies reviews
Seven Deadly Sins of the Marauder era: [Lust - Sirius/Remus] [Gluttony - Peter] [Greed - Mulciber] [Sloth - Slughorn] [Wrath - Marlene] [Envy - Petunia] [Pride - Narcissa]. A team fic written by the Montrose Magpies for the QL Daily Prophet Bonus Competition five.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,351 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/19/2015 - Published: 6/18/2015 - Sirius B., Peter P., Marlene M., Mulciber - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dark Passenger by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
When he witnessed the murder of his parents, the darkness got in him. Dumbledore took him in, taught him the best he could, and when it was clear the darkness was in too early, Albus taught Harry how to hide it, and how to get away with killing. AU based heavily on Darkly Dreaming Dexter by Jeff Lindsay. Update: New sections in chapter 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,669 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/18/2015 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Harry P., Cho C., Fenrir G., Remus L. - Complete
One Hundred and Sixty Nine by Mrs J's Soup reviews
It was no accident. She was Hermione Granger - as if she'd do anything this insane without the proper research and reference charts. Arriving on the 14th of May 1981, She had given herself 169 days. An ample amount of time to commit murder if one had a strict schedule, the correct notes and the help of one possibly reluctant, estranged heir. **2015 Fanatic Fanfics Awards Nominee**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 317,360 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 3,084 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 4/4/2015 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Focus by Luan Mao reviews
Given one interesting object to focus on, even the flightiest person can be grounded. Rated for smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,952 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 316 - Published: 4/2/2015 - [Luna L., Harry P., Hermione G.]
Dan Granger by old-crow reviews
Things didn't entirely get swept aside after the conclusion of the TWT. Dumbledore doesn't get his way. Riddle or Fudge won't either. Some OCs have large roles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 122,176 - Reviews: 1780 - Favs: 1,510 - Follows: 1,888 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 10/23/2014 - Hermione G., Susan B., Amelia B., Dr. Granger
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4039 - Favs: 7,494 - Follows: 6,291 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Voyage Home by Kinsfire reviews
The battle at the Ministry ended differently for Harry. When he came out of the fog of Time Turner dust, he found himself over 300 years in the future. Now he needs to find his home again.
Crossover - StarTrek: Other & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,505 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 3/16/2015 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Marriage Law Revolution by Starfox5 reviews
Hermione Granger deals with the marriage law the Wizengamot passed after Voldemort's defeat - in the style of the French Revolution. Old scores are settled but new enemies gather their forces, determined to crush the new British Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 127,718 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 1,463 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 8/5/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Viktor K. - Complete
The Power He Knows Not by Steelbadger reviews
A decade ago Harry Potter found himself in a beautiful and pristine land. After giving up hope of finding his friends he settled upon the wide plains below the mountains. Peaceful years pass before a Ranger brings an army to his door and he feels compelled once again to fight. Perhaps there is more to be found here than solitude alone. Harry/Éowyn.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,753 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 4,382 - Follows: 2,337 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - [Harry P., Eowyn] - Complete
Fairy Tales by Perceval23 reviews
Harry failed to learn the Power the Dark Lord Knows Not, so he, with Luna's guidance, must undertake a journey to learn the true history of the Wizarding world, and find himself in the process. Multi-crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 285,745 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., N. Tonks
Where No Wizard has Gone Before by Blueowl reviews
Harry has been reborn time and time again after becoming the Master of Death, living through hundreds of lifetimes in dozens of universes, but this rebirth is strange even by his standards—no doubt thanks to how he had died the last time. StarTrek:TNG/HarryPotter Powerful!Harry MoD!Harry, Guinan, Q, Borg, Lwaxana. COMPLETE
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,120 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 1,889 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 11/26/2014 - J. Picard, Q, D. Troi, Harry P. - Complete
Roundabout Destiny by MaryRoyale reviews
Hermione's destiny is altered by the Powers that Be. She is cast back to the Marauder's Era where she is Hermione Potter, the pureblood fraternal twin sister of James Potter. She retains Hermione Granger's memories, and is determined to change her brother's fate for the better. Obviously AU. Starts in their 1st year. M for language, minor violence, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 169,487 - Reviews: 2307 - Favs: 7,850 - Follows: 2,452 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Sudden Changes by firefly81 reviews
What do you do when your life doesn't turn out exactly how you planned? Hermione is about to find out. It's her birthday and she just woke up with blonde hair. What is going on? Warning: Not a Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,282 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Returning to the Start by timunderwood9 reviews
Harry killed them once. Now that he is eleven he'll kill them again. Hermione knows her wonderful best friend has a huge secret, but that just means he needs her more. A H/Hr time travel romance where they don't become a couple until Hermione is twenty one, and Harry kills death eaters without the help of children.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,170 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 1,700 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 9/12/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Survivor is Born by Heather Sinclair reviews
AU: Taylor returns from Yamatai and just wants her life back to normal. The PRT on the other hand wants to know how she wound up killing over 400 people and only walked away with a few minor wounds. So do a few other people. Alt/Power!Taylor. She's not Skitter in this one.
Crossover - Tomb Raider & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,240 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 8/9/2014
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 6,820 - Follows: 2,709 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
My Mother's Treasure by HoodedSpellcaster reviews
The Grey Lady rarely speaks but her mind is never silent.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2014 - Rowena R., Helena R., Bloody Baron - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 5953 - Favs: 10,055 - Follows: 7,364 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
What We're Fighting For by James Spookie reviews
The savior of magical Britain is believed dead until he shows up to fight Death Eaters. Hermione Granger is a very lonely young woman without a single friend until she boards the Hogwarts Express for her sixth year, and her life take a major turn. SERIOUS WARNING. Rated M for a reason. DO NOT READ if easily offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 244,762 - Reviews: 2647 - Favs: 6,253 - Follows: 4,206 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Neville L., Lavender B. - Complete
Drifting In To Consciousness by MaryRoyale reviews
Submitted for the Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition's season 2. Round 4 prompt: "This time, your task is to write a fic that starts and ends with the same word." Hermione struggles to find her place in the post-war world. Luna tries to help. Harry/Hermione/Luna. Implied polamory, bisexuality, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/15/2014 - Complete
Harry Crow by robst reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 27150 - Favs: 20,546 - Follows: 14,000 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Moment in Time by firefly81 reviews
Alexander the Great was a complex man. That only made him more exciting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Hermione G. - Complete
Public Safety by Yunaine reviews
Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 2,998 - Follows: 900 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 6,655 - Follows: 1,723 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Rise of the Wizards by Teufel1987 reviews
Voldemort's attempt at possessing Harry had a different outcome when Harry fought back with the "Power He Knows Not". This set a change in motion that shall affect both Wizards and Muggles. AU after fifth year: Featuring a darkish and manipulative Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 479,930 - Reviews: 4335 - Favs: 7,199 - Follows: 5,175 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Tears of the Phoenix by midnightjen reviews
With a new family and new friends, Harry takes the final steps toward defeating Voldemort once and for all. The sequel to Blood of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 85,251 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 1,558 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 12/1/2010 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
Epitaph by chem prof reviews
Hermione's explanation of the inscriptions on the tombstones in Godric's Hollow leads Harry to want something similar for Dobby's tombstone. Which leads to a revelation that changes the course of the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,475 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 188 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Just Another Day in Ward 37 by apAidan reviews
A simple auror undercover mission, polyjuice, Draco Malfoy's hair, and the Half Blood Prince's potions text combine to find Harry in yet another hospital bed trying to explain a couple of things to Hermione. Rated T for mild cursing on someone's part Every time a Neo Death Eater cries, an auror gets his wings
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC - Complete
Troll! Troll in the Dungeon by HermanTumbleweed reviews
It always bugged me that Harry, as an abused kid, accepted the way Ron spoke of and to Hermione. What if Harry had stood up to Ron? How would the troll incident have gone? This is how it should probably have been written if JKR had not been so intent on the OBHWF trope. Enjoy! Warning for some strong language, hence the M rating, and for fairly heavy Ron bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,924 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 2,008 - Follows: 691 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Minerva M., Neville L. - Complete
Princess of the Blacks by Silently Watches reviews
First in the Black Queen series. Sirius searches for his goddaughter and finds her in one of the least expected and worst possible locations and lifestyles. How was he to know just how many problems bringing her home would cause? DARK and NOT for children. fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 189,338 - Reviews: 2043 - Favs: 4,805 - Follows: 3,128 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Harry P., Luna L., Viktor K., Cedric D. - Complete
Chaos by Sarah1281 reviews
The Narrator has long-since been used to knowing exactly how the story will go but the Witch throwing him to the giantess took him by surprise. He can still see the beautiful story meant to unfold but as he falls he knows that it will be lost forever and chaos will reign instead. Oh, what a waste.
Into the Woods - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Narrator - Complete
Quoth the Raven, Nevermore by GenkaiFan reviews
The Tower of London has a dark and bloody past both in the muggle and wizarding worlds. Besides being a prison, it also served as a sanctuary in times past, what if it became one yet again? -AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 114,515 - Reviews: 4831 - Favs: 5,614 - Follows: 3,933 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Desire by Witherwings01 reviews
What is the deepest and most desperate desire of Hermione's heart? Set six years after Voldemort's fall, Hermione learns the life she has fought so hard for is not quite everything she dreamt of. Will be H/Hr...eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,898 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Hyperbole by stgulik reviews
Hermione is about to publish her first book. Unfortunately, her new publisher seems to be of two minds about the matter. Literally.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,090 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Fleur's Surprise by Harry50 reviews
Fleur found something that may change Harry's life, yet she needs Hermione's help. How will this change their lives? Will Harry survive the tournament? Will Voldemort let them live? Warning: Some mature scenes inside. Read at your own discretion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,124 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 2,266 - Follows: 1,712 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
Fairy Champions: Tale of Time by Zabyne reviews
The war is all but lost. Harry along with Hermione and Luna are the only real resistance left, but even they are forced to live in hiding. Hope however comes in the form of a request from the Fae Queen Lilith, giving the group the chance to turn the tides of the war before it even begins. Response to Paladeus' "Champions of Lilith" challenge. Grey Harry. Time-Travel. H/HG/LL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,910 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 1,797 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Something Wicked This Way Comes by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
After Cedric's death, Harry and company summon a demon to kill Lord Voldemort. Except, well, when the hell is summoning a demon ever turn out just the way you planned?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Disgaea - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 48 - Words: 160,133 - Reviews: 1677 - Favs: 2,513 - Follows: 1,657 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., Etna - Complete
Who Gets to kill Bellatrix? by LordGranger reviews
A little humorous one shot where Hermione suddenly starts complaining to the author when Molly gets to kill Bellatrix. One thing follows another and everything suddenly goes downhill. Harry/Hermione. Little bashing of other pairings (but not the characters). ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 58 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hero Harry by LordsFire reviews
As Magical England grinds itself through civil war and Magical Europe at large collapses in upon itself, Harry hunts through it all. Dumbledore has disappeared, Lucius Malfoy has publically fallen out with Fudge, and most the population of Hogwarts has fled to America, bringing many families of Muggleborns with them. Sequel to Brutal Harry. Rated for violence/messiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,656 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 2,269 - Follows: 1,911 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
How Hermione Granger and AOL got Umbridge Sacked by apAidan reviews
This is an AU look at what might have happened the day after the Twins left the school during OOTP if Umbridge had had a reason to question Hermione as she did Harry. Since wizards don't understand anything about the internet, or computers or gamergirls, it's a classic example of what you don't know can hurt you. Rated T for ... well just because. AU Harmony. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 178 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Cabinet by Andrius reviews
Harry tracks Draco down to the Room of Requirement and foils a Death Eater attack. However, merely denying them access to Hogwarts isn't enough: he wants to strike back, and the Vanishing Cabinet provides that opportunity. One-shot set during Half-Blood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 86 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Rocking the Boat by DerLaCroix reviews
Harry is left with the Dursleys just after his godfather had died. One thing leads to the other and Harry is fed up with being a puppet. He breaks free and finds help. And boy, does he start rocking the boat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 245,784 - Reviews: 3505 - Favs: 8,062 - Follows: 5,800 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Kiss of Clichéd Proportions by butalearner reviews
It had all started with a kiss. Not just any kiss, mind, but a kiss he never expected. If that sounds like a cliché, that's because it is...and it's far from the only one. Oneshot, Harry/Multi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 78 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2679 - Favs: 8,310 - Follows: 3,851 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 3974 - Favs: 6,802 - Follows: 3,143 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Twine Bracelet by CheddarTrek reviews
Colin Creevey leaves his camera with a muggle girl but never returns to collect it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 95 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Colin C., OC - Complete
All with Accio by freakyfinger reviews
Can the TriWizard Tournament be completed with just one spell? OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 180 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Little Veela that Could by Darth Drafter reviews
During the Second Task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Headmaster Dumbledore watches his plan for the Greater Good crumble and die. A Veela girl receives the gift of life through the blood and sacrifice of the last Potter. Gabby/Harry w/ a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 350,784 - Reviews: 2017 - Favs: 3,430 - Follows: 2,672 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Gabrielle D., Harry P. - Complete
Silly Ruler Waving by Horace Nihil reviews
Hermione Granger is fifteen, sixteen in a few weeks. She has this summer job in the local library she loves, but something is amiss. Why does she spend so much time waving things, like this ruler, in such a silly way ?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,883 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Black Vengeance by Teufel1987 reviews
AU Third Year: He spent twelve years in hell for a crime he did not commit. Sent there without the courtesy of a trial. Betrayed by his friends and allies. Now he has broken out. He will find and catch that rat and then, they will pay!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 80,433 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 1,858 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Birth of Bardic Magic by Bard of the Glade reviews
Magic is everywhere. It is the energy that makes up all life and controls the very elements themselves. Magic is alive, a creature untamed, a savage beast. Well, we know what they say about beasts and music.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,164 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Harry P., Luna L.
Jamie Evans and Fate's Fool by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Harry Potter stepped back in time with enough plans to deal with just about everything fate could throw at him. He forgot one problem: He's fate's chewtoy. Mentions of rape, sex, unholy vengeance, and venomous squirrels. Reposted after takedown!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,208 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 3,066 - Follows: 1,108 - Published: 6/2/2012 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 15969 - Favs: 9,976 - Follows: 8,705 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Defending Sirius Black by Luiz4200 reviews
AU Not satisfied with what Dumbledore told in the letter he left with Harry, Vernon Dursley goes to the Wizarding World and learns about Sirius Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,117 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Vernon D., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mind by Overdog reviews
What really happens when an abused teen reaches his breaking point? People get killed in this story, and real-life teenagers cuss. This is an A/U fic, and deviates from canon. HP/HG/LL, though later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,348 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 2,038 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Renegade Cause by Silens Cursor reviews
A difference of a few seconds can change a life. The difference of a few minutes stained Harry's hands with blood - but for the Dark Lord, it was insufficient. After all, you do not need to kill a man to utterly destroy him. Harry/Tonks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 48 - Words: 507,606 - Reviews: 1484 - Favs: 2,567 - Follows: 1,745 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Harry Potter: The Forgotten Brother by sprinter1988 reviews
For years, the world has hailed Arnold Potter as the Boy-Who-Lived. For years Arnold was said to be the one who will throw down Voldemort. But now Arnold is dead, and the world turns its attentions to Harry. Mostly H/Hr/L. Finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,805 - Reviews: 2052 - Favs: 4,161 - Follows: 2,548 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
The Needs of the One by Witherwings01 reviews
Twelve years after the war and Hermione is still waiting for her happily ever after to begin as she cares for a mentally tortured Harry. She has a plan to save him but must choose between the needs of the many or the one. Timetravel with a twist. AU. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 130,308 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Remus Lupin, PI by Larry Huss reviews
Remus Lupin didn't graduate from Hogwarts to become an odd-jobs man. He always knew he would be fighting the good fight, he just didn't know on which side of the Law. In the end,he made his own side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,989 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Remus L. - Complete
The Hen That Laid the Golden Eggs by Lady FoxFire reviews
The wizard world has always demanded the blood, sweat and tears from Harry and now they're demanding one more thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,989 - Follows: 448 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 12,246 - Follows: 3,064 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Unforgiving Minute by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
Broken and defeated, the War long since lost, Harry enacts his final desperate gambit: Travel back in time to the day of the Third Task, destroy all of Voldemort's horcruxes and prevent the Dark Lord's resurrection…all within the space of twelve hours.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 84,617 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 2,401 - Follows: 1,361 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Out of the West by Larry Huss reviews
Any suffienctly advanced science would be thought of as magic"-Arthur C. Clark. "We are being present at the birth of the Superman!"-Frederick Nietzche. AU/OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 65 - Words: 212,502 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 4,354 - Follows: 1,603 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Speak Softly, Love by Silens Cursor reviews
Antonin Dolohov hadn't always been a Death Eater. He once was a champion. He once had a family. He once had a wife. This is the story how he lost it all. Winner of the DLP July Politics Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,731 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Antonin D. - Complete
Whatever Happened to the Likely Lad? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. Hermione Granger has to locate Harry Potter or she'll lose her job. She's more than a little curious what he's been up to the last few years. Perhaps, she'd be better off figuring out where he's going rather than where he's been.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,124 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 1,466 - Follows: 436 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Complete
The Present by apAidan reviews
Sometimes a witch has to go out to find the perfect present for herself. And sometimes, the most unlikely of persons just show up and have the best present in their grubby little hands. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 97 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
No Hurry At All by robst reviews
Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,691 - Reviews: 4093 - Favs: 9,082 - Follows: 4,499 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Born This Way by zArkham reviews
Shortly after the war Luna Lovegood suddenly up and disappears. For years there is not a hint of her before Harry Potter gets a clue that brings him backstage of the Rose Garden to find a startling secret. Harry/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,133 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 79 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Greater Than, Lesser Be by Kneazle reviews
Harry and his friends ingested love potions; great - he could deal with that. But knowing that he found this out before and the people he trusted sent him back in time without his memory, to relive his past, again and again? Not this time if he had anything to say!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 52,841 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 2,100 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Luna's Outworldly Adventure by yorushihe reviews
With Jareth sulking around because of She-who-must-not-be-named, his powers went haywire and brouth an unexpected guest into the Labyrinth... now Luna has a whole Fairy Playground all to herself and a King to torment. A nice day it is! JSW/HPGW,LLLS.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,668 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Jareth, Luna L. - Complete
The Harem War by Radaslab reviews
AU post OoTP. Poor Harry. Sirius left him far more than a house and some money. Dumbledore is the Dark Lord? And what is he supposed to do with the women he was left? Sometimes, Pranks suck and others they are opportunities. H/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 749,417 - Reviews: 4692 - Favs: 5,434 - Follows: 4,849 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Harry P.
Lunch at Maxine's by apAidan reviews
Hermione and her mother Helen are having lunch one Sunday afternoon when Helen asks a most peculiar question. Just how long has Hermione been in love with her best friend?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,691 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Ole' OneTwo by Folaan reviews
Harry is starving and finds sustenance of a... different kind and in the oddest of places no less. Crack!fic, M for language. No pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Cursed Summer by Mountain907 reviews
After being cruelly abandoned by the Dursley's, Harry meets Bill and joins him on a Cursebreaking Adventure. Bill mentors Harry fic no slash. First FF Starts off a bit dark but lightens up quickly. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,456 - Reviews: 2019 - Favs: 6,050 - Follows: 3,119 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
I Need You by chem prof reviews
What if Hermione's parents had pulled her out of Hogwarts after she was nearly killed by a basilisk in her second year? How would Harry have managed without her? Years later, she returns and learns about his life in her absence. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,305 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 2,361 - Follows: 1,056 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
To Be Loved by silentclock reviews
Harry Potter grows up on Privet Drive, where he is neither loved nor hated; rather, he is treated with indifference. Will his relentless pursuit of knowledge allow him to defeat the Dark Lord? Will he ever be able to live the life he desires?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,187 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 4,423 - Follows: 2,522 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Holly Evans and the Spiral Path by wordhammer reviews
Holly is prickly and poisonous like her namesake, only with Hermione she's more normal. Dark and disturbing Girl!Harry tells her story via an enchanted journal.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 50 - Words: 405,903 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks - Complete
Digging My Potato by DigiFruit reviews
On the first day of the term, someone pranks the school by locking all of the classroom doors shut for the day, thus cancelling all lessons. Hermione Granger is not amused
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,096 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 78 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Sanctuary by DigiFruit reviews
After Harry nicks a Time-Turner in order to save Sirius, reality starts shifting around him. One day, he's not the Boy Who Lived, and the next, magic doesn't even exist. So Harry, being the only one aware of it, sets out to find out what went wrong
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,594 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 239 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What is Said, Is Said by GenkaiFan reviews
A sort of sequel to Dear Jareth. What happens when Dudley wishes, "I wish you had never come to us, Harry! I wished the goblins had taken you the night you arrived." ? What happens when the Goblin King re orders time?
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 82,747 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 1,746 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 4042 - Favs: 9,409 - Follows: 3,746 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Lies that Bind by Zephros reviews
In the midst of his sixth year, Harry rescues Daphne Greengrass from an unpleasant fate. While innocent affection grows, a shadow has been cast into the Chosen One's life that might herald him down a darker path. A path his own actions may yet create.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,867 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 1,310 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1694 - Favs: 4,368 - Follows: 1,424 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
In this World and the Next by robst reviews
Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 164,711 - Reviews: 5137 - Favs: 10,716 - Follows: 4,670 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
An Unwise Conspiracy by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. When Harry is called to Gringotts Bank to meet with the goblin Boneclaw regarding financial matters, things go unexpectedly. Harry is furious. Will Boneclaw come to regret his actions? Goblin bashing. AU after OotP. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 205 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Unsung Hero by MeghanReviews reviews
COMPLETED Harry Potter enters his 7th year at Hogwarts ignored and friendless because his brother Daniel is the Boy Who Lived. *** Badass Horcruxes. *** Read the author note on profile before you start. Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 211,940 - Reviews: 7310 - Favs: 8,965 - Follows: 4,983 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Thing About Contracts Is by Nom9de9Plume reviews
Harry discovers some interesting truths about contracts that leads to a plan to leave his troubles behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,393 - Reviews: 995 - Favs: 2,952 - Follows: 2,336 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Best Mates by chem prof reviews
A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 3,551 - Follows: 695 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Champion's New Hope by Rocag reviews
Beginning during the Goblet of Fire, Harry looks to different friends for support after both Ron and Hermione refuse to believe that he did not put his name in the Goblet. Including one unexpected friend: Daphne Greengrass.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 274,401 - Reviews: 4334 - Favs: 10,380 - Follows: 5,273 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9045 - Favs: 21,790 - Follows: 8,672 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Crack’d Mirror by cloneserpents reviews
What happens when a botched ritual switches a Harry from an evil mirror universe with our hero? Will the world survive? Post OotP Parody/Erotic Comedy Evil!Harry/multiple partners/femmslash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 162,650 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 1,341 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P.
Heart's Home by Aealket reviews
After the final battle things are tense and Harry finds help in and old magic. Harry/Luna/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 79,175 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,539 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Collection of Harmonious OneShots by Seel'vor reviews
My contribution to the "Rampant Plot Bunny" files... H/Hr, rating for language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 93,272 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 228,437 - Reviews: 5311 - Favs: 7,033 - Follows: 3,790 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/18/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Minerva M., Padma P. - Complete
The Mandatory Marriage Contract Fic by Itsme66 reviews
AU post 5th year. A bunny that wouldn't let go. Harry is set up in a marriage contract, but things don't go as planned. Rated for language and blatant - if non-desciptive - sexuality.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 62,585 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 1,904 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Morag M. - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 3,731 - Follows: 885 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Harry Potter and Afterlife Inc by dunuelos reviews
My own response to Reptilia28's challenge. Harry died in the battle with Voldemort. What happens when he meets the Grim Reaper? Especially when the Reaper isn't happy with him. Rating changed to more appropriate one. HHr. Other pairings as they come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 110,380 - Reviews: 1583 - Favs: 5,712 - Follows: 1,787 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Partners by muggledad reviews
Having the right partner can make life much smoother. The right persons can complement each other's strengths and support each other's weakness. Love really does make the world go 'round, especially with a Dark Lord after your blood. HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 166,103 - Reviews: 1471 - Favs: 5,601 - Follows: 2,512 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 4/22/2009 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Neville L., Susan B.] - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,721 - Reviews: 3657 - Favs: 14,357 - Follows: 5,977 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
30 Minutes That Changed Everything by Radaslab reviews
AU. Year 2148: Gobal Population: 1. He made a mistake 150 years ago or so and now the human race no longer exists. For a century or so, he has sought a way to fix it all. Can he, or is the end of the world inevitable?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 352,127 - Reviews: 3484 - Favs: 4,447 - Follows: 2,110 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Running Away by Bil reviews
AU. DEATH EATER KIDNAPS BOY WHO LIVED! read the newspaper headlines across magical Britain. SS, HP/HG. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,063 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 83 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Tell Me You're Pretty by Paladeus reviews
Hermione walks in on Harry while bathing in the RoR after a workout. Not wanting things to be tense, he stops her rush from leaving and they talk so things don't get weird between them. Though they do get heated. H/Hr Lemon Harmony
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,037 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 410 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 7,530 - Follows: 1,736 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Locked, Shocked, and Flat on the Floor by DarkHeart81 reviews
Harry and Hermione, finding themselves locked in a greenhouse, discover something about each other that neither new before.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,602 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Knowledge is Power by robst reviews
When Hermione gets cursed at the Ministry, Harry and the Death Eaters discover the power he knows not. Unleashing this power has far reaching consequences. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing – time travel story that's hopefully different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 178,331 - Reviews: 3513 - Favs: 8,841 - Follows: 3,521 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter: Kidnapped by kb0 reviews
Harry decided growing up “on the street” was better than at the Dursleys and ran away as a child, becoming lost to the Wizarding world. He was very happy with his life until accidentally found by Albus Dumbledore... No real pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 60,415 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 2,281 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Curse That Killed Thousands by ga1661 reviews
What would have happened if Sirius's appearance in the hospital wing was not received as relatively calmly as in canon? Unashamedly Harry/Hermione H/Hr , but in a family friendly way; Bashing of Dumbledore & cohorts included.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,823 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,941 - Follows: 485 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 8249 - Favs: 9,678 - Follows: 5,065 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 2,218 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
The Real Us by Seel'vor reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,527 - Reviews: 1122 - Favs: 5,560 - Follows: 1,428 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Letter to Myself by Rohata reviews
Set during Book Seven. Hermione receives a letter that changes everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,773 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 142 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Girl Who Lived by Agnostics Puppet reviews
Harry wakes in a universe where he meets, Rose, his female alternate self. Taken over from SilverAegis when he discontinued it. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,261 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 5,194 - Follows: 2,549 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Harry P., OC - Complete
The Poker Game by Enterprise1701-d reviews
Draco organizes a no-holds-barred poker game. Harry decides to compete... just a little fun fic co-written by Joshua. I might or might not write more on this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 123,923 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 3,361 - Follows: 1,467 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2661 - Favs: 3,827 - Follows: 1,595 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1591 - Favs: 7,038 - Follows: 821 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Dancing With Myself by Swordchucks reviews
Harry Potter has Issues. That goes without saying, of course, but when he finds himself in another world facing someone he has a lot in common with... maybe he will find a way to make peace with himself. HarryGirl!Harry with a few twists.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,264 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,669 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Hidden Hero by EveBB reviews
AU What if Harry knew he was a wizard and about the prophecy before he went to Hogwarts? What if he was kicked out of the Dursleys and decided to attend Hogwarts disguised as a muggleborn? Harry Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 181,065 - Reviews: 3258 - Favs: 4,265 - Follows: 1,497 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2251 - Favs: 5,120 - Follows: 2,272 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Antithesis by Water Mage reviews
Nineteen years later, life was going great for Harry Potter. He had everything he had ever wanted. Friends, a wife, children. It was perfect. Then he opened his eyes...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 2,233 - Follows: 402 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
More Important Than Any Broomstick by witowsmp reviews
It's Christmas in Harry's third year. When Hermione causes his new Firebolt to be confiscated, he realizes that she is more important than any broomstick to him. Continues on from there through their fourth year. Technology is 10 years ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 121,589 - Reviews: 2375 - Favs: 3,947 - Follows: 1,366 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 4/10/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Legitimate Businessmen by Clell65619 reviews
One shot A magical world tour to find the power that the Dark Lord Knows Not? Or just a way to get that annoying Weasley kid out of the picture so Harry and Hermione can 'Get to Know' each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 251 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Irish Choice by DisobedienceWriter reviews
With all the crappy stuff Harry goes through at Hogwarts, the smart money would be on him transferring to a different, better school early in his career. Here’s one way it might have happened. No planned pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 62,622 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 4,670 - Follows: 1,417 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Hermione's Plan by chem prof reviews
Post HBP. Hr POV. The shock of Dumbledore’s death plus some unexpected news cause Hermione to reflect on her decisions and actions of the previous year. She resolves to do what she should have done in the first place. Unabashedly HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 243,962 - Reviews: 2015 - Favs: 3,057 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Always Smiling by Lady Salazar reviews
Running only made it worse, and crying only made them enjoy it more. So Harry smiled instead, and waited for the day when he wouldn't have to, when it'd be them running and crying in his place. Oneshot, RK elements.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,255 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 595 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Survivor by atruwriter reviews
Waiting. He was always waiting. He'd already buried one best friend and now the other will follow. There was nothing he could do or say. There was no Harry without Hermione. Ron witnessed the beginning and now he must accept the end. HHr. 4parts Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,668 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Battles with Basilisks by SnorkackCatcher reviews
AU. Harry and Ron visit the office of the Defence Against the Dark Arts Professor to tell him where the Chamber of Secrets is. Everything Gilderoy Lockhart writes about himself is actually true.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Gilderoy L., Harry P. - Complete
Now Hiring: Committee for the Disposal… by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 247 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4477 - Favs: 7,871 - Follows: 2,313 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 2,054 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Summer Of Change by lorddwar reviews
COMPLETE Edit in process. PostOOTP, Very Little of HBP. Harry returns to Privet Drive and Tonks helps him become the man and hero he must be to survive. HONKS. Action, Violence, Language and Sexual Situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 332,503 - Reviews: 2690 - Favs: 8,701 - Follows: 3,602 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Harry Potter and the Manipulator of Destiny by Wheezy1 reviews
Post OotP. Harry finds that Dumbledore has been less than honest or helpful with him, takes control of his own life and finds the training he needs from others. HHr, NL, no slash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 175,185 - Reviews: 5472 - Favs: 9,205 - Follows: 2,994 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Weasley Plot by loralee1 reviews
AU, Complete, post OotP, No HBP, The Weasleys believe family comes first, even if they are not blood, Arthur must choose his course what is right or what is easy, Harry Potter or Albus Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,808 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Arthur W., Harry P. - Complete
Lily Potter and the Worst Holiday by bobsaqqara reviews
AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 6,535 - Follows: 1,587 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
No Thanks by old-crow reviews
Complete. Harry makes a decision at the train platform at the end of year 5. Two little words change lives forever. Revised 606.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,688 - Reviews: 3199 - Favs: 6,531 - Follows: 1,779 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Definitions of Romance by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Everyone said they were the least romantic couple in the world. A love story: HarryHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 232 - Published: 3/12/2005 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Letters and Lunches by old-crow reviews
Hermione and others help Harry work through the loss at the Department of Mysteries. Features the Grangers, Amelia Bones and a competent Dumbledore. Revised 2011.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 152,981 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 12/23/2004 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Heritage by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Nothing comes from nothing. A story of the once proud Steerpike family and their downfall, until the only things left are memory and vengeance.
Gormenghast - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,506 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Complete
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The Return of Quidditch reviews
More stories written for the QLFC - this time for the Harpies!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,054 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 10/11/2017 - Complete
More Ramblings reviews
This is my story repository where I post short story snippets and try out new stuff. Everything here may be expanded or used for longer stories in the future - emphasis on /may/. Story ratings will range from T to M; all stories are in the Potterverse or cross-over with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 33,560 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 11/25/2017 - Published: 2/10/2014
Eternally Theirs reviews
After Hermione is petrified during the Chamber of Secrets incident something snaps inside Harry. He decides to do everything in his power to keep her safe from now on. UNFINISHED dark fic, aged up AU, H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,804 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 200 - Published: 11/25/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ginny W.
Convincing Him reviews
When Hermione and Ron try to get Harry to form Dumbledore's Army, things don't go as in canon. Harry is angry at being manipulated by everyone. Can Hermione convince him to give it a chance? / One shot, quick and naughty fic (M for a reason).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 167 - Published: 7/13/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Witch Training reviews
Hermione Granger accepts some training from Harry Potter to become more confident. But is it confidence he's teaching her, or more? Inspired by the Witch Trainer adult game, heavily AU. Some bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,390 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 253 - Published: 5/14/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Homework Folder reviews
In which are stored the various tasks for the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry (Challenges & Assignments) Each chapter is a separate submission.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,280 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/14/2017 - Published: 12/6/2016 - Complete
More Quidditch reviews
A collection for various short fics for the QLFC Season 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,934 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/25/2017 - Published: 4/15/2016 - Complete
Wilted Flower reviews
Voldemort killed Harry in his crib and Lily ended up with Severus Snape. But can she be happy? / Sad theme, one-sided Severus/Lily. Written for the QLFC Finals.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/5/2016 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Ella reviews
At Bill and Fleur's second wedding reception Harry meets and falls for a Veela girl called Ella. What he does not realize is that Ella is short for Gabrielle... / EWE; Rushed one-shot, naughty. Warning for statutory rape. Happy (fantasy) ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,227 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 178 - Published: 12/26/2015 - [Harry P., Gabrielle D.] - Complete
I Like Books reviews
Bookworm Irma Pince is called to her Head of House for career advice. / Written for the QLFC Semi-Finals.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/9/2015 - OC, I. Pince - Complete
Wanting reviews
Teddy is at the Potters' Christmas Ball and is not having much fun, feeling left out. Can a certain quirky blonde cheer him up? / EWE AU with a snippet of Lunar Harmony / Written for the QLFC Finals Round 1
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/8/2015 - Luna L., Teddy L. - Complete
Pretend reviews
Faced with the ultimate horror, overly amorous parents, Hermione Granger must do the unthinkable and lie to her parents. But what if they call her bluff? / Written for the QLFC round 13.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 131 - Published: 9/18/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dr. Granger - Complete
Like, who are you? reviews
Just as Mystery Inc. is wrapping up another case, they are stopped by two men dressed in strange red robes.. / One-shot for the QLFC round 12.
Crossover - Scooby Doo & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/3/2015 - Shaggy, Scooby Doo, Frank L. - Complete
Eyl-oops reviews
Harry has a complaint about his new owl. / Crack fic, heavily borrowed from Monty Python!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/18/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Erised reviews
AU, Harry is alone during his first Christmas at Hogwarts when he comes across the Mirror of Erised. / Dark Themes. / Written for the QLFC Round 11.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/16/2015 - Harry P., Mirror of Erised - Complete
Wolfie McWolf Wolfiepants reviews
A Werewolf named Remus Lupin? What a coincidence... or is it? / Marauder friendship drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/7/2015 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Hate You Very Much reviews
Harry and Pansy have a chance encounter in their sixth year, that results in some UST finally getting resolved. Hate/Romance fic. / No updates, on hold.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,069 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 8/2/2015 - Published: 10/3/2014 - [Harry P., Pansy P.]
Death Eater reviews
Regulus Black is forced to re-live his worst memories as he drinks Voldemort's foul Potion protecting the Horcrux. / One shot focusing on R.A.B., some implied slash (nothing graphic). Rated M for implications.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2015 - [Regulus B., Barty C. Jr.] Kreacher - Complete
The Trial of Dumbledore reviews
AU One shot: Albus Dumbledore, the famous wizard who disappeared all those years ago, is standing trial. Why and how are the Potters involved? / Inspired by Shakespeare's 'The Tempest', written for the QLFC Round 9.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/21/2015 - Albus D., Barty C. Sr. - Complete
Bookworm reviews
Everyone knows Hermione is a bookworm. But just how focused /is/ she on her reading? Harry shows up to interrupt her reading with questions on the female body, and perhaps takes things too far... (Harmony, romance/humour/crack)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,217 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 7/15/2015 - Published: 11/30/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Parents reviews
Hugo Weasley shows up at his uncle's house unannounced. Harry tries to find out what's been bothering him. / Next gen fic, written for the QLFC round 8. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/2/2015 - Harry P., Hugo W. - Complete
The Truth reviews
Compelled to tell the truth, Harry talks about his frustration with Hermione in their sixth year. / Drabble, pre-Harmony / Written for the QFLC Round 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/22/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Horace S. - Complete
In the Wild reviews
Harry just can't get a break. Now he's somehow ended up in a jungle with Luna Lovegood as company... not that he is complaining that much. He could do without the locals, though. / Written for the QLFC S3 Round 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/5/2015 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Black Dog reviews
As heir to the Pureblood House of Black, young Sirius is forced to endure yet another family meeting. But is every Black a blood fanatic like his parents? / Written for the QLFC S3 Round 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/25/2015 - Sirius B., Andromeda T. - Complete
The First Task reviews
Harry is not at all prepared for the First Task, having received no hints at all... Book 4 minor AU / Written for the QLFC S3 Round 4
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 95 - Published: 5/13/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Payback is a reviews
Queen of Slytherin, Pansy Parkinson, is used to bullying everyone. But this time she picked the wrong target... / QLFC Daily Prophet round 2 bonus entry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/2/2015 - Pansy P. - Complete
Liquid Courage reviews
Hermione and Harry are definitely not dating, just living together... but not for much longer if it is up to Ginny. / EWE, post-Hogwarts one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/27/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Marriage Problems reviews
Hermione is worried that her husband is 'working late' a lot recently... Post-Hogwarts AU. / Written for the QLFC S3 Round 3
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/21/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ginny W. - Complete
Nymphadora's Beau reviews
In the summer prior to fifth year, Andromeda Tonks finds out her daughter Nymphadora has set her sights on Remus Lupin. She's not happy with this, and tricks Tonks into going for Harry Potter instead. What starts out as a way to "get back" at her parents, turns into an uncommon romance... Canon until the start of Book 5 'Order of the Phoenix', mild lemons. / No updates, on hold.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,035 - Reviews: 2112 - Favs: 4,853 - Follows: 5,929 - Updated: 4/14/2015 - Published: 4/9/2014 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Hermione G.
Big Brother reviews
Dennis has always looked up to his big brother Colin, and always followed in his footsteps. Written for the QLFC S3 Round 2
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2015 - Colin C., Dennis C. - Complete
Prankster reviews
Sirius Black is an absolute jerk, that is something Marlene McKinnon knew for a fact. A prankster like him would never grow up. Or would he? Written for the QLFC S3 Round 1
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/25/2015 - Sirius B., Marlene M. - Complete
Recursion reviews
'Those who do not learn from their mistakes are doomed to repeat them' - sometimes literally so. A Harry Potter 'Groundhog Day' story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,219 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 212 - Published: 2/4/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Leanne - Complete
Distracted reviews
Hermione is very distracted during class. Is Harry somehow to blame?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 172 - Published: 1/23/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Jealous? reviews
Hermione Granger sees it as her personal responsibility to take care of Harry in every way. So what else can she do when Luna seems to have a better method of calming him down, but try to outdo her? Slightly naughty, more than a little bit of crack fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,701 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 210 - Published: 1/8/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
After the War reviews
Draco is released from jail but finds it hard to adjust to the new world post-Voldemort. Can a certain brunette help get him out of his funk? / Quidditch Fan League Competition submission for finals round 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2014 - [Draco M., Astoria G.] - Complete
Undercover reviews
Follow Benjy Fenwick during a mission for the Order of the Phoenix in the first war where they infiltrate a Death Eater hangout. / Quidditch Fan League Competition submission for finals round 1.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Alastor M., Fabian P., Benjy F., Gideon C. - Complete
Replacing Hermy reviews
Harry and Hermione don't tell Ron about Grawp straight away, so he decides to find out what their new secret is by himself... Ron-bashing crack. Literally so.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/27/2014 - Ron W., Grawp - Complete
A Prank Gone Wrong or Right? reviews
The Weasley twins are annoyed by Hermione trying to outdo the memories of Percy as prefect and decide to prank her. Stuck in a closet with Harry, things take their natural course...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 254 - Published: 10/21/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
My Raven reviews
Founders fic, Helga reminisces about how she first met the other three... including Rowena./ Quidditch Fan League Competition submission for round 13.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2014 - Helga H., Rowena R. - Complete
Luna's Animal reviews
Luna has found an Atlantean Micro-dragon... in the London zoo. Or has she? Story with a Luna/Harry relationship background.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 72 - Published: 10/4/2014 - [Luna L., Harry P.] - Complete
Luna's Tiny Adventure reviews
One day Luna finds herself in a giant bed, or is it she who is tiny? Fairy Tale fic. / Quidditch Fan League Competition submission for round 12.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/3/2014 - Luna L. - Complete
School Days reviews
Quidditch on a school day that is not actually in school. Set in 1380 AD. / Quidditch Fan League Competition submission for round 11.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2014 - OC - Complete
Chasing You reviews
Sue Belby is chasing a werewolf, or is a werewolf chasing Sue? And what are they planning to do with their prey? / Quidditch Fan League submission for round 10.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/7/2014 - OC - Complete
A Real Rat reviews
Why /did/ Peter Pettigrew become a traitor to the Order, and his friends? Quidditch Fan League submission for round 9.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Complete
Desire and Fear reviews
On my way to a place where people are confronted with their fears, I think about hopes, dreams, desires instead. / Quidditch Fan League submission for round 8.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2014 - Complete
Shade reviews
When Harry Potter seemingly destroys Voldemort, not all consciousness is lost to the Dark Lord... Quidditch Fan League submission for round 7 (reserve)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Voldemort - Complete
The Message reviews
What is Luna to do when her husband sends her a cryptic message, but to try to decipher it? Crackfic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Luna L. - Complete
Riddles Revealed reviews
Tom Marvolo Riddle does not know his origins, but can he find out about his family? Quidditch Fan League submission for round 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Dear Granger, I Hate You reviews
After the War, Draco finds the new world not exactly as he hoped it would be. He sends a letter to the person he feels most responsible. Letter fic; Quidditch Fan League submission for round 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Complete
Where is Hermione? reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione disappears. Harry searches for her for years, but she is gone... until she finally comes back on her own terms. (Written to illustrate the flaw in this trope.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,094 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 76 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Black Account reviews
Dirk Cresswell is a junior employee at the Goblin Liaison Office, and early in his career is sent to Gringotts with a particularly difficult task. Set between the Fall of Voldemort and the book series; Quidditch Fan League submission for round 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Dirk C. - Complete
One Misfired Spell Later reviews
Harry is hit by a misfired undoing spell in third year and starts to remember things causing him to flee together with Hermione and a few others, including a godfather he didn't know he had. For Wizarding Britain and Dumbledore in particular old oaths and secrets are now brought to light. Dumbledore bashing, AU. / Story ends at the end of the year, sequel planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 102,838 - Reviews: 2195 - Favs: 3,294 - Follows: 3,501 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 6/19/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Fleur D. - Complete
A Spark Neglected reviews
Was the Great Fire of London really the result of an accident and a few mistakes, or was a certain Dark family involved? Quidditch Fan League submission for round 3.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/28/2014 - OC - Complete
Beastly Companions reviews
Remus finds it's not easy being a werewolf, but having friends helps. Especially if these friends can still surprise you after knowing them for years. Quidditch Fan League submission for round 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
Remembering Alphard reviews
Alphard Black has passed away. His nephew Sirius recalls a memory of his uncle, together with his best friend James. Quidditch Fan League submission for round 1.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2014 - Sirius B., James P., Alphard B. - Complete
Des Kaisers Ramblings reviews
This is a kind of repository for story ideas, drabbles, and one-shots that are too short to warrant their own spot on this site. Rated M now for some bad jokes and possible risque material. All stories are in the Potterverse. Closed now since I've messed things up by deleting chapters from it :(
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,612 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Complete
Books and Cleverness reviews
Harry is a young wizard in Ravenclaw, who with his best friend at his side is trying to have a normal school year. But Hogwarts is anything but a normal school, and just who is this Boy-Who-Lived anyway? AU, not a Wrong Boy-Who-Lived story! / No updates, on hold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,769 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 6/13/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B.
The Tale of Sir Harry reviews
Sir Harry, Knight of the Gryffindor Table, is on a quest. Crackfic set in fourth year.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Parvati P., Lavender B.] - Complete
Hermione and the Tournament reviews
Hermione-centric tale: Harry's entry into the Tri-wizard Tournament goes different from canon as she takes a more active role in guiding him along. Harry also discovers a new power which changes things immensely. 100% Harmony (Harry Hermione) pairing. Rated M for some adult situations and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,228 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 344 - Published: 8/25/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Emma's Plan reviews
In the summer after Sixth Year Emma Granger, sneaky manipulator and dentist, finds her daughter in a compromising position. She then tricks her into making the right choice in boys... if the boy in question wants to, or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Dr. Granger - Complete
Seeing Death Eaters reviews
Harry is transported to a graveyard following the Third Task of the Tournament, and finds a creative solution to survive the fight with Voldemort and his minions.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 132 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Purple and Green reviews
A brief vignette about Hermione Granger's first trip to Diagon Alley, and what was learnt that day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Hermione G., Dr. Granger - Complete
The Sorting of 1991 reviews
Have you ever considered what the fanon rule of all houses getting the same number of boys and girls actually means for the students?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Sorting Hat - Complete
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