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Author has written 63 stories for Harry Potter, Scooby Doo, and Monty Python.

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The Return of Quidditch reviews
More stories written for the QLFC - this time for the Harpies!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,054 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/4/2018 - Published: 10/11/2017 - Complete
More Ramblings reviews
This is my story repository where I post short story snippets and try out new stuff. Everything here may be expanded or used for longer stories in the future - emphasis on /may/. Story ratings will range from T to M; all stories are in the Potterverse or cross-over with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 33,560 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 11/25/2017 - Published: 2/10/2014
Eternally Theirs reviews
After Hermione is petrified during the Chamber of Secrets incident something snaps inside Harry. He decides to do everything in his power to keep her safe from now on. UNFINISHED dark fic, aged up AU, H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,804 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 292 - Published: 11/25/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ginny W.
Convincing Him reviews
When Hermione and Ron try to get Harry to form Dumbledore's Army, things don't go as in canon. Harry is angry at being manipulated by everyone. Can Hermione convince him to give it a chance? / One shot, quick and naughty fic (M for a reason).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 268 - Published: 7/13/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Witch Training reviews
Hermione Granger accepts some training from Harry Potter to become more confident. But is it confidence he's teaching her, or more? Inspired by the Witch Trainer adult game, heavily AU. Some bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,390 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 390 - Published: 5/14/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Homework Folder reviews
In which are stored the various tasks for the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry (Challenges & Assignments) Each chapter is a separate submission.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,280 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/14/2017 - Published: 12/6/2016 - Complete
More Quidditch reviews
A collection for various short fics for the QLFC Season 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,934 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/25/2017 - Published: 4/15/2016 - Complete
Wilted Flower reviews
Voldemort killed Harry in his crib and Lily ended up with Severus Snape. But can she be happy? / Sad theme, one-sided Severus/Lily. Written for the QLFC Finals.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/5/2016 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Ella reviews
At Bill and Fleur's second wedding reception Harry meets and falls for a Veela girl called Ella. What he does not realize is that Ella is short for Gabrielle... / EWE; Rushed one-shot, naughty. Warning for statutory rape. Happy (fantasy) ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,227 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 262 - Published: 12/26/2015 - [Harry P., Gabrielle D.] - Complete
I Like Books reviews
Bookworm Irma Pince is called to her Head of House for career advice. / Written for the QLFC Semi-Finals.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/9/2015 - OC, I. Pince - Complete
Wanting reviews
Teddy is at the Potters' Christmas Ball and is not having much fun, feeling left out. Can a certain quirky blonde cheer him up? / EWE AU with a snippet of Lunar Harmony / Written for the QLFC Finals Round 1
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/8/2015 - Luna L., Teddy L. - Complete
Pretend reviews
Faced with the ultimate horror, overly amorous parents, Hermione Granger must do the unthinkable and lie to her parents. But what if they call her bluff? / Written for the QLFC round 13.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 148 - Published: 9/18/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dr. Granger - Complete
Like, who are you? reviews
Just as Mystery Inc. is wrapping up another case, they are stopped by two men dressed in strange red robes.. / One-shot for the QLFC round 12.
Crossover - Scooby Doo & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/3/2015 - Shaggy, Scooby Doo, Frank L. - Complete
Eyl-oops reviews
Harry has a complaint about his new owl. / Crack fic, heavily borrowed from Monty Python!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/18/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Erised reviews
AU, Harry is alone during his first Christmas at Hogwarts when he comes across the Mirror of Erised. / Dark Themes. / Written for the QLFC Round 11.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/16/2015 - Harry P., Mirror of Erised - Complete
Wolfie McWolf Wolfiepants reviews
A Werewolf named Remus Lupin? What a coincidence... or is it? / Marauder friendship drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/7/2015 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Hate You Very Much reviews
Harry and Pansy have a chance encounter in their sixth year, that results in some UST finally getting resolved. Hate/Romance fic. / No updates, on hold.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,069 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 8/2/2015 - Published: 10/3/2014 - [Harry P., Pansy P.]
Death Eater reviews
Regulus Black is forced to re-live his worst memories as he drinks Voldemort's foul Potion protecting the Horcrux. / One shot focusing on R.A.B., some implied slash (nothing graphic). Rated M for implications.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2015 - [Regulus B., Barty C. Jr.] Kreacher - Complete
The Trial of Dumbledore reviews
AU One shot: Albus Dumbledore, the famous wizard who disappeared all those years ago, is standing trial. Why and how are the Potters involved? / Inspired by Shakespeare's 'The Tempest', written for the QLFC Round 9.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/21/2015 - Albus D., Barty C. Sr. - Complete
Bookworm reviews
Everyone knows Hermione is a bookworm. But just how focused /is/ she on her reading? Harry shows up to interrupt her reading with questions on the female body, and perhaps takes things too far... (Harmony, romance/humour/crack)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,217 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 7/15/2015 - Published: 11/30/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Parents reviews
Hugo Weasley shows up at his uncle's house unannounced. Harry tries to find out what's been bothering him. / Next gen fic, written for the QLFC round 8. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/2/2015 - Harry P., Hugo W. - Complete
The Truth reviews
Compelled to tell the truth, Harry talks about his frustration with Hermione in their sixth year. / Drabble, pre-Harmony / Written for the QFLC Round 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 89 - Published: 6/22/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Horace S. - Complete
In the Wild reviews
Harry just can't get a break. Now he's somehow ended up in a jungle with Luna Lovegood as company... not that he is complaining that much. He could do without the locals, though. / Written for the QLFC S3 Round 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/5/2015 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Black Dog reviews
As heir to the Pureblood House of Black, young Sirius is forced to endure yet another family meeting. But is every Black a blood fanatic like his parents? / Written for the QLFC S3 Round 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/25/2015 - Sirius B., Andromeda T. - Complete
The First Task reviews
Harry is not at all prepared for the First Task, having received no hints at all... Book 4 minor AU / Written for the QLFC S3 Round 4
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 112 - Published: 5/13/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Payback is a reviews
Queen of Slytherin, Pansy Parkinson, is used to bullying everyone. But this time she picked the wrong target... / QLFC Daily Prophet round 2 bonus entry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/2/2015 - Pansy P. - Complete
Liquid Courage reviews
Hermione and Harry are definitely not dating, just living together... but not for much longer if it is up to Ginny. / EWE, post-Hogwarts one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 61 - Published: 4/27/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Marriage Problems reviews
Hermione is worried that her husband is 'working late' a lot recently... Post-Hogwarts AU. / Written for the QLFC S3 Round 3
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 62 - Published: 4/21/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ginny W. - Complete
Nymphadora's Beau reviews
In the summer prior to fifth year, Andromeda Tonks finds out her daughter Nymphadora has set her sights on Remus Lupin. She's not happy with this, and tricks Tonks into going for Harry Potter instead. What starts out as a way to "get back" at her parents, turns into an uncommon romance... Canon until the start of Book 5 'Order of the Phoenix', mild lemons. / No updates, on hold.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,035 - Reviews: 2281 - Favs: 5,928 - Follows: 6,793 - Updated: 4/14/2015 - Published: 4/9/2014 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Hermione G.
Big Brother reviews
Dennis has always looked up to his big brother Colin, and always followed in his footsteps. Written for the QLFC S3 Round 2
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2015 - Colin C., Dennis C. - Complete
Prankster reviews
Sirius Black is an absolute jerk, that is something Marlene McKinnon knew for a fact. A prankster like him would never grow up. Or would he? Written for the QLFC S3 Round 1
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/25/2015 - Sirius B., Marlene M. - Complete
Recursion reviews
'Those who do not learn from their mistakes are doomed to repeat them' - sometimes literally so. A Harry Potter 'Groundhog Day' story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,219 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 276 - Published: 2/4/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Leanne - Complete
Distracted reviews
Hermione is very distracted during class. Is Harry somehow to blame?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 244 - Published: 1/23/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Jealous? reviews
Hermione Granger sees it as her personal responsibility to take care of Harry in every way. So what else can she do when Luna seems to have a better method of calming him down, but try to outdo her? Slightly naughty, more than a little bit of crack fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,701 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 303 - Published: 1/8/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
After the War reviews
Draco is released from jail but finds it hard to adjust to the new world post-Voldemort. Can a certain brunette help get him out of his funk? / Quidditch Fan League Competition submission for finals round 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2014 - [Draco M., Astoria G.] - Complete
Undercover reviews
Follow Benjy Fenwick during a mission for the Order of the Phoenix in the first war where they infiltrate a Death Eater hangout. / Quidditch Fan League Competition submission for finals round 1.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Alastor M., Fabian P., Benjy F., Gideon C. - Complete
Replacing Hermy reviews
Harry and Hermione don't tell Ron about Grawp straight away, so he decides to find out what their new secret is by himself... Ron-bashing crack. Literally so.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/27/2014 - Ron W., Grawp - Complete
A Prank Gone Wrong or Right? reviews
The Weasley twins are annoyed by Hermione trying to outdo the memories of Percy as prefect and decide to prank her. Stuck in a closet with Harry, things take their natural course...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 366 - Published: 10/21/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
My Raven reviews
Founders fic, Helga reminisces about how she first met the other three... including Rowena./ Quidditch Fan League Competition submission for round 13.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2014 - Helga H., Rowena R. - Complete
Luna's Animal reviews
Luna has found an Atlantean Micro-dragon... in the London zoo. Or has she? Story with a Luna/Harry relationship background.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 97 - Published: 10/4/2014 - [Luna L., Harry P.] - Complete
Luna's Tiny Adventure reviews
One day Luna finds herself in a giant bed, or is it she who is tiny? Fairy Tale fic. / Quidditch Fan League Competition submission for round 12.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/3/2014 - Luna L. - Complete
School Days reviews
Quidditch on a school day that is not actually in school. Set in 1380 AD. / Quidditch Fan League Competition submission for round 11.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2014 - OC - Complete
Chasing You reviews
Sue Belby is chasing a werewolf, or is a werewolf chasing Sue? And what are they planning to do with their prey? / Quidditch Fan League submission for round 10.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/7/2014 - OC - Complete
A Real Rat reviews
Why /did/ Peter Pettigrew become a traitor to the Order, and his friends? Quidditch Fan League submission for round 9.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Complete
Desire and Fear reviews
On my way to a place where people are confronted with their fears, I think about hopes, dreams, desires instead. / Quidditch Fan League submission for round 8.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2014 - Complete
Shade reviews
When Harry Potter seemingly destroys Voldemort, not all consciousness is lost to the Dark Lord... Quidditch Fan League submission for round 7 (reserve)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Voldemort - Complete
The Message reviews
What is Luna to do when her husband sends her a cryptic message, but to try to decipher it? Crackfic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Luna L. - Complete
Riddles Revealed reviews
Tom Marvolo Riddle does not know his origins, but can he find out about his family? Quidditch Fan League submission for round 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Dear Granger, I Hate You reviews
After the War, Draco finds the new world not exactly as he hoped it would be. He sends a letter to the person he feels most responsible. Letter fic; Quidditch Fan League submission for round 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Complete
Where is Hermione? reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione disappears. Harry searches for her for years, but she is gone... until she finally comes back on her own terms. (Written to illustrate the flaw in this trope.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,094 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 108 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Black Account reviews
Dirk Cresswell is a junior employee at the Goblin Liaison Office, and early in his career is sent to Gringotts with a particularly difficult task. Set between the Fall of Voldemort and the book series; Quidditch Fan League submission for round 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Dirk C. - Complete
One Misfired Spell Later reviews
Harry is hit by a misfired undoing spell in third year and starts to remember things causing him to flee together with Hermione and a few others, including a godfather he didn't know he had. For Wizarding Britain and Dumbledore in particular old oaths and secrets are now brought to light. Dumbledore bashing, AU. / Story ends at the end of third year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 102,838 - Reviews: 2397 - Favs: 4,033 - Follows: 3,974 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 6/19/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Fleur D. - Complete
A Spark Neglected reviews
Was the Great Fire of London really the result of an accident and a few mistakes, or was a certain Dark family involved? Quidditch Fan League submission for round 3.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2014 - OC - Complete
Beastly Companions reviews
Remus finds it's not easy being a werewolf, but having friends helps. Especially if these friends can still surprise you after knowing them for years. Quidditch Fan League submission for round 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
Remembering Alphard reviews
Alphard Black has passed away. His nephew Sirius recalls a memory of his uncle, together with his best friend James. Quidditch Fan League submission for round 1.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2014 - Sirius B., James P., Alphard B. - Complete
Ramblings reviews
This is a kind of repository for story ideas, drabbles, and one-shots that are too short to warrant their own spot on this site. Rated M now for some bad jokes and possible risque material. All stories are in the Potterverse. Closed now since I've messed things up by deleting chapters from it :(
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,612 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Complete
Books and Cleverness reviews
Harry is a young wizard in Ravenclaw, who with his best friend at his side is trying to have a normal school year. But Hogwarts is anything but a normal school, and just who is this Boy-Who-Lived anyway? AU, not a Wrong Boy-Who-Lived story! / No updates, on hold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,769 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 6/13/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B.
The Tale of Sir Harry reviews
Sir Harry, Knight of the Gryffindor Table, is on a quest. Crackfic set in fourth year.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 64 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Parvati P., Lavender B.] - Complete
Hermione and the Tournament reviews
Hermione-centric tale: Harry's entry into the Tri-wizard Tournament goes different from canon as she takes a more active role in guiding him along. Harry also discovers a new power which changes things immensely. 100% Harmony (Harry Hermione) pairing. Rated M for some adult situations and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,228 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 1,850 - Follows: 541 - Published: 8/25/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Emma's Plan reviews
In the summer after Sixth Year Emma Granger, sneaky manipulator and dentist, finds her daughter in a compromising position. She then tricks her into making the right choice in boys... if the boy in question wants to, or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Dr. Granger - Complete
Seeing Death Eaters reviews
Harry is transported to a graveyard following the Third Task of the Tournament, and finds a creative solution to survive the fight with Voldemort and his minions.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 205 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Purple and Green reviews
A brief vignette about Hermione Granger's first trip to Diagon Alley, and what was learnt that day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Hermione G., Dr. Granger - Complete
The Sorting of 1991 reviews
Have you ever considered what the fanon rule of all houses getting the same number of boys and girls actually means for the students?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Sorting Hat - Complete
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