I am 50 something English and living in London, so lets hope things don't get lost in translation.

I attempt to write Harry Potter, Criminal Minds and Law and Order SVU. My stories all come with the correct content warning so please take note, it is there for a reason. I am also very apologetic for errors of any kind, be they grammatical or otherwise, but I do try my best to be as accurate as possible.

I write purely for my own pleasure, amusement or distraction, so I make not apologies for the paths I choose to take other people's characters down. My imagination is often stirred simply by a picture, a song or something really silly, so if you read my stuff, humour me... with that I hope you enjoy what you read.