Author has written 12 stories for Twilight, Skulduggery Pleasant series, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
I am back, f-ckers! It's been four years since I last updated this profile and I am back and am gonna be back in business! My most successful story, Twilight Sucks and Vampires Shouldn't Sparkle, is getting a new rewrite as you read this! I hope you're all f-cking excited because my foul mouthed sass-ass is back in the drivers seat.
I am no longer a cringey twelve year old and as such will not list the guys that I find hot and/or all the bands I enjoy but ones you should get off your ass and listen to are; Dragster, Bad Pollyanna and Emilie Autumn. Also do yourself a favour if you like musicals and watch Repo! The Genetic Opera because that film kicks ballsack.
I am leaving all my stories from 2012 up here because f-ck it, who doesn't like laughing at themselves. If you are interested in Twilight Sucks and Vampires Shouldn't Sparkle there is a completed, poorly written edition from that year down below, and an unfinished sequel (which is also being revamped), so you could spoil it for yourself if you haven't already read it.
Drop me a message, or don't. I don't care. F-ck you. Reviews are my life source.