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Joined 05-27-11, id: 2935225, Profile Updated: 12-26-12
Author has written 2 stories for How I Met Your Mother, and Twilight.

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I'm Lucy. Currently reading Milan Kundera and drinking tea. My OTP is Darry (DracoxHarry) so don't fuck with them. I write Twilight fanfic (AXB); though I have been known to wonder off. I'm currently writing a New Moon AU vampire Bella story.

Honestly, I probably won't write cannon because it can go fuck itself in the most polite way possible.

PM me if you'd to chat or tell me if the weather's nice. (seriously what's it like outside? Cus I gotta wear the correct clothing)

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Divided by forthelongestday reviews
"The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed." — Carl Gustav Jung [Eclipse AU]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 99,734 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 4/25/2012 - [Bella, Peter]
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7048 - Favs: 5,106 - Follows: 4,025 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Savior's Calling by slavetothepen reviews
[UP FOR ADOPTION] In a world without Harry Potter, Voldemort reigns supreme while the Order tries to rebel against him. Desperate, the Order uses a dark and ancient spell to bring forth a hero. A hero who already defeated Voldemort. HP/DM SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 109,024 - Reviews: 1684 - Favs: 1,863 - Follows: 2,398 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Bitemarks & Bloodstains by forthelongestday reviews
Two days in Phoenix is all it takes to make Jasper realize that mere curiosity cannot explain his obsession with the human who has so thoroughly caught Edward's attention. [AU]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 117,034 - Reviews: 1508 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - [Bella, Jasper] - Complete
A Girl Who Doesn't Read by Evilmiko21 reviews
Ginny doesn't read, but Draco does. And that made all the difference to Harry. Drarry. EWE. Inspired by You Should Date An Illiterate Girl. By Charles Warnke.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,282 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
FireWorks by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry doesn't want to hear anything Draco Malfoy has to say, but ignoring him and all the letters he sends probably isn't the best idea he's ever had, all things considered. Warnings: Sexual Content, bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,887 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 65 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Through The Looking Glass, Darkly by SpaceAnJL reviews
Sheldon subscribes to the many worlds theory, which posits the existence of an infinite number of Sheldons, in an infinite number of universes. He just never expected to meet one of them... Canonverse, pre S4 finale
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,321 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Obsessions by Aima D. Duragon reviews
Harry is surprised when Draco makes him a proposition-after all, how often is it that a Death Eater's son and your own worst enemy asks for a second chance? HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 117,050 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The CoWorkers by SmuttyShipper reviews
Third and final Kink MEME request: Penny has been Sheldon's co-worker for 2 years, and she's secretly in love with him. They're good friends, despite their differences - Sheldon's idiosyncrasies vs. Penny's carefree lifestyle.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Scarlet by archer24 reviews
Bella is the greatest thief the world's never seen; she is only recognized by her scarlet calling card. Edward is FBI, and has been able to catch every criminal he's come across. Little do they know, they are both about to meet their match. AH, OOC, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,185 - Reviews: 6867 - Favs: 4,508 - Follows: 2,409 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Caper Continuum by Eternal Contradiction reviews
Sequel to Prank Wars. "I've got a proposal to make. I think we should continue this prank war, only instead of targeting each other, we should target other people. Like, say, Leonard, Howard and Raj? Maybe we can get some Kripke or Wheaton in there too.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,677 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Sheldon's girlfriend by Trbl reviews
Follows "Sheldon's plan." Rated M for later chapters. Shenny.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,454 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Libido Revelation by The Frisky Firelily reviews
Whilst sneaking into the boys apartment one night Penny makes an interesting discovery. Rating increased for smut.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,834 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Swansong by faithunbreakable reviews
She's Swan and she's just passing through, an accumulation of all you never knew. - AU diverging from New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,347 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Midnight Sun by Herald-MageAnduli reviews
COMPLETE! AU GOF. Neutral! Harry. The 'Boy Who Lived' is Harry's older twin. Neglected by his family, intelligence constantly underestimated, his placement in Slytherin house is a shock. Disowning him was their worst possible mistake. Along with his friend Draco Malfoy he faces the challenges of the Twizard Tournament. Beware the Midnight Sun... Mild Swearing, Pre-Slash, Het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 64,303 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 2,909 - Follows: 1,220 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Life by idioticonion reviews
AU from Miracles. What if Ted wasn't Barney's emergency contact when the bus hit him? What if Ted never forgave him?
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
The Killing Moon by NeverNever reviews
Harry Potter's saving-people-thing is set to become the bane of Draco Malfoy's life - alongside Dark Lords, werewolves, ex-teachers, Horcruxes and not-dead-enough ancestors. HP/DM slash. Set post-HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 156,048 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Ten Steps by Digitallace reviews
Harry seeks the unlikely help of Draco Malfoy to give a boost to his love life, but as usual, things aren’t always what they seem. Explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,096 - Reviews: 1837 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Reparations by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,767 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 2,031 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It's Only Time by Rashaka reviews
It’s only time that pulls the stars apart, it’s only time that brings your orbit ‘round. --AU Challenge: What if Sheldon and Penny had grown up in the same neighborhood? ...Angst before cheese, always.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,704 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Come What May by Scorpia710 reviews
Harry's life is turned around and upside down when a late night visitor from the future tells him the unthinkable. Now he must convince Snape to teach him Occlumency, get along with Draco Malfoy and survive through what Voldemort has planned for him. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 106,607 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Small Print by faithwood reviews
Draco Malfoy's first mistake was buying the thing. However, his second mistake was even worse. Sixth year AU. Draco's reasons for acting suspicious are a little different. HPDM. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,285 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 62 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Second Chance At Happiness by Roozette reviews
Two years after the final battle Harry Potter has endured devestating losses including his love Draco Malfoy. Then Hermione comes up with a plan go back to before the curse began and try again. A second chance at love, at happiness...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 93,434 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Greenhouse Lessons by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco have detention in Hogwarts greenhouse. Dangerous plantlife and several varieties of euphoria ensue. It was complete, but I continued it... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,226 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Society for the Admiration of Harry Potter by Padfoot Reincarnated reviews
Draco is innocently wandering the corridors when he stumbles on a meeting of an underground Harry Potter fan club, and recruited into it against his will. However, he soon realizes he doesn't mind some aspects of the club...such as spying on Potter. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,828 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Superlatives by Kudra23 reviews
A photo of Harry and Draco captured by Colin Creevey's camera sets off a series of unexpected events. HarryDraco pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,275 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Checkmating by mahaliem reviews
In order to convince more people to join Dumbledore's side in the war, Ron decides that he and Harry should romantically pair off with Slytherins. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,829 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/30/2004 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
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Blue is really Blue reviews
Alice moves into Bella's apartment complex and it's love at first sight. Bella's love story consists of paintings, wine, and dinner parties. A/B AH The rating is a hard T. Warning: angst.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Smile reviews
This is just a drabble about the scene at the bar during episode 7X10.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete