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Joined 05-27-11, id: 2935239, Profile Updated: 10-23-11

I'm a bookworm, addicted mainly to scifi and fantasy, with a pinch of XIX century classics. I also love heavy metal music. And physics, tons of physics! I'm a scientist, and a nerd to boot.

Apparently, I'm also a closet romantic. If anyone who knows me discovered the amount of fluffy fanfic I read they'd be shell-shocked (though I prefer fiction where the characters are consistent, rather than meaningless fluff). This is the Miss Hyde to my Miss Jekyll, I guess :)

I haven't published any fanfic (yet). I'm still deep in the closet. But give me time... I already write regular fiction every so often, and the plotbunnies keep nagging me. I may humour them, if only to keep them quiet.

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A Handful of Dust by tarysande reviews
Ten billion people over here die, so twenty billion over there can live. After the war, there are pieces to pick up, and lives to rebuild. And even with the Reapers gone, nothing is easy.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 147,161 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
The Glass Coffin by Boreal Peat reviews
They finished healing Shepard's wounds, but due to the interference of the Shadow Broker, she meets Archangel a little earlier than Cerberus had intended, with some eye-opening consequences. Shepard/Garrus, AU
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 88,626 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 11/22/2011 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)]
Warm Words on a Cold Evening by tarysande reviews
When a technical problem strands Shepard and Garrus on an icy planet, Shepard is forced to face the grim reasons why turians are so rightfully phobic of the cold.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,752 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Unexpected but Overdue by Sereneffect reviews
Shepard did not like the Council, and neither did Garrus. But as a Spectre, it is her duty to protect them, regardless of whether or not she wanted to punch them. So it comes as a surprise when the turian councilor-her biggest critic-begins acting... strange. SparatusxFemShepxGarrus, Rated for language and adult themes.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,590 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Councilor Sparatus
Snowmelt by Lamia-Kuei reviews
He's mean, dangerous, and a stone cold killer. The Council have him brought in on the recommendation of his more alert Spectre peers. Nobody but the human Spectre steps forward to be his watcher. Nobody, least of all Saren, ever expected to discover that in the care of that human, he just melts into a puddle of purring contentment. kmeme fill.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,973 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 2/5 - Shepard (F), Saren A. - Complete
For the Hierarchy by Tuffet37 reviews
AU -First Contact War ended with humans becoming a client race of the turians. Shepard joins the turian military hoping for a better life for herself and her family. Life among the turians is not easy but the unexpected friendship of a fellow recruit, Garrus Vakarian, is more than she could have imagined. M for canon style violence, language and mature situations.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 83,306 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 3/30/2013 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.] - Complete
Lioness Loricatus by Dena Gray reviews
2yrs P/W and Hermione's found Severus in a fake psychiatric hospital with no memory and no magic. He awakens and latches onto her as the connection to his past and his redemption. SS/HG, EWE. Mature Themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 132,339 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Suddenly, Ecdysiast by Lamia-Kuei reviews
An accidental cultural misunderstanding brings Sparatus and Hannah Shepard together. First posted on the kmeme.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,304 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 1/7 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Hannah S., Councilor Sparatus - Complete
Parallel Lives by jamiepage19 reviews
One galaxy, two Shepards; their lives will never be the same again. With the Collectors defeated, John Shepard is about head back through the Omega 4 relay when the unthinkable happens and he and his crew are suddenly teleported back to Virmire. Once there, they stumble upon the Normandy SR-1 and he soon finds out that there's a Jane Shepard in charge and nothing is as it seems.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 157,584 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Miranda L., Shepard (M)
Violence, Voyeurism and Vigilantes by efleck reviews
In matters of life and death, it's our journey to understand the universe, ourselves and those we care about that keeps us truly alive. For many that path includes love, loss, betrayal & violence. FemShepXGarrus. Covers time from ME2-3, flashbacks to ME1, graphic.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 203,062 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Pulling a Bindo by Peres reviews
An alphabetical series of 100-word drabbles for the romance I wanted in Knights of the Old Republic.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/19/2013 - [Revan, Jolee B.] - Complete
Sound the Clarion by Amber Penglass reviews
In the chaos of the ongoing First Contact War, the Alliance is contacted by a resistence cell comprised of captured humans on Palaven, and Shepard is drafted for a covert mission to make contact. Her cover lands her where? The Vakarian household, of course. Shepard/Garrus, AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 147,357 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Vici by Cmen-Lover reviews
Is there anything more flattering for a man than a beautiful woman listening to his war stories? He guesses not. Female Revan/Canderous.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/10/2013 - [Revan, Canderous O.] - Complete
Phoenix Fire, or Hermione Granger and the EW by grangerous reviews
The battle against Voldemort is over, yet little has returned to normal. Once again, Severus Snape finds himself reluctantly cast as the protector of the wizarding world, with Hermione Granger his tireless ally. Part III of the Phoenix Trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 195,399 - Reviews: 2250 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Spring Craving by Lamia-Kuei reviews
What if instead of the trope of turian females going into heat, it was the males of the species that get an annual hormonal surge? Garrus stubbornly tries to work through it for the good of the mission. Shepard finds out and insists that they deal with it the traditional way instead. kmeme fill.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,212 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,788 - Reviews: 10760 - Favs: 7,074 - Follows: 6,220 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Wax On, Wax Off by Lamia-Kuei reviews
Garrus discovers just how much Shepard's discovered about turian bathhouse practices. Thanks to all of the positive feedback, here's the official sequel to 'Clean Only On Cipritine!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,596 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Clean Only On Cipritine by Lamia-Kuei reviews
Shepard visits Palaven and discovers that turians use public bathhouses. She ventures into one and discovers a lot more than expected about turian culture and hospitality. kmeme fill. OC characters.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,651 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Mass Effect: The Taming of Shepard by Maya Aodhan reviews
An A/U story where several familiar crew are N1's at the Villa in Rio de Janeiro. I seem to enjoy taking inspiration from favourite classics and play them out with our favourite crew. This one is based loosely on William Shakespeare's Taming of the Shrew. This comes from a request by Miriari and some lovely readers who wanted more. Love to you all!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,862 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Ashley W., James V. - Complete
Pride, Prejudice and Mass Effect by Maya Aodhan reviews
A very A/U fanfic. One of my favourite classics played out with my favourite game. Enjoy!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,175 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Kal'Reegar - Complete
Garrus and the G-Strings by Maya Aodhan reviews
This is...I can't even explain what this is. But Rari is to blame. TOTALLY to blame! Honest! I can't seem to get the music links working. I'm sorry! There was meant to be a soundtrack to this! Completely A/U - not even close to the events of Mass Effect, just me borrowing characters I love to tell my own story.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,249 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Ashley W., James V. - Complete
Ugly Like a Turian by fourthage reviews
Thanks to some eavesdropping, Shepard discovers that Garrus's scars do not go over well amongst his own kind. She thinks his kind is full of it, and sets out to prove that to Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/11/2013 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)] - Complete
Earth Angel by The Red Celt reviews
Fill for the kinkmeme: It's mid-1950s or so, and FemShep is unexpectedly visited one night by an alien invader, which just happens to be Garrus on a recon mission. Garrus is so intrigued that they develop a secret adorable and provocative relationship. Rated M for adult-type stuff in chapter 3 and language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,655 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Shepard (M), Joker - Complete
Variations on a Theme, with Tank and Gunfire by servantofclio reviews
Shepard finds herself reliving the last few years, from the beacon on Eden Prime to the battle on Earth. Again, and again, and again. How much can she change? How much should she change? M for language, occasional sexual situations.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,574 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
This Valley of Dying Stars by Suilven reviews
You'll never be alone, she'd said. She lied. Post-ME3. Very dark.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2012 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)] - Complete
Penfriends by MizSphinx reviews
Suffering from loneliness, Hermione signs up for a penfriend service. She's pleased when she's assigned a nice bloke named Legolas, and soon begins to fall for him. And that might have been just fine if she wasn't falling for Lucius Malfoy too. Oh dear.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,248 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Life Signs by tarysande reviews
When a routine reconnaissance mission goes awry, Shepard and Garrus are pushed to the bounds of their endurance.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,523 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Memento Mori by Yseult Blanco reviews
Shepard returns from the abyss, but she's broken, and her old friend, Garrus, has spent the last two years in hell. But maybe they can repair the damage... together. Possible game spoilers. Still in progress, continues into ME3 and beyond. Yes, there are sexytimes. Sporadic updates, love-driven writing engine.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,576 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Gestalt by Anne Whynn reviews
They stand on the edge of the abyss and all he can see is her face, the memories they have shared, and the path they have walked, side by side. Garrus/FemShep
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,615 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Reunions by red lilies reviews
Reunions are always a volatile affair. When it's between two Spectres, it's no different. Except the explosions are real. And numerous. FemShep/Nihlus, AU
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,022 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Shepard (F), Nihlus K. - Complete
The Heart Asks for Pleasure First by Chi Kyoku reviews
A month after taking down Saren, Shepard spends Christmas shore leave with her favourite turian C-Sec officer on the Citadel. Movies are watched, gifts are exchanged, and two war heroes celebrate their unlikely friendship.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,751 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)]
Beating Like A Hammer by skybound2 reviews
Garrus doesn't know if she is real, or a hallucination, but when Shepard storms back into his life on Omega, he finds that he doesn't much care. He just knows that he's not letting her go again, not if he can help it. -Another kinkmeme fill.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,457 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
The Proposal by anonymous moose reviews
He'd been putting it off, and when he'd finally worked up the courage to ask, their quiet moment was rudely interrupted. Shepard/Vakarian.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,971 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Crystal of Time by Aurette reviews
Hermione stumbles upon a conspiracy full of murder, mystery, mayhem, and unending betrayal. Will the man she turns to for help betray her heart? AU/M for reasons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 135,045 - Reviews: 2638 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Where the Broken Road Leads by startraveller776 reviews
Sarah's marked by her history. The Goblin King offers to erase her invisible brands. Will she accept despite the cost? SARETH
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,542 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
I'm CHARNAME by Late to the Party reviews
Gorion has a headache. One day, he was preparing to leave Candlekeep, having set his affairs in order... and then the Multiverse exploded. A one shot & sequel chapter
Baldur's Gate - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Complete
Commander Shepard, You've Got Mail by Chi Kyoku reviews
Every day, starting when Garrus rejoins C-Sec up until the destruction of the Normandy, Shepard and Garrus exchange emails. After all, good friends stay in touch.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,626 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)]
Worst Case Scenario by inthenightside reviews
And another kinkmeme fill. In a non-Reaper AU, F!Shepard is stuck with her former mentor Nihlus and his former mentor Saren on a wrecked ship in space for a length of time. Tensions between them are resolved kinkmeme style.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,147 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 63 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Shepard (F), Nihlus K. - Complete
Lists, Lust and Lovers by Laurielove reviews
One-shot sequel to 'The List', following directly on from where it left off. This story has been posted elsewhere for a while, but I'm now bringing it to ffnet. SS/HG/LM. Justifies the M rating. I would advise reading or re-reading 'The List' first.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,171 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Apocalypse Week by Eternal Contradiction reviews
Sheldon Cooper is crazy, but also kind of made of awesomeness. Or at least that's how Howard puts it. Penny thinks there's a possibility he's made of sexy, and really, the world must be ending if she has to suppress wayward urges to kiss him.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,536 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Human Cure by KerryMuggle reviews
Years after the war and living a new life, Hermione is being followed by a professor thought to be dead. She may be the only way he can be cured...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,486 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hermione Granger, the Slytherin by Lizard23 reviews
Hermione, as a first year, is sorted into Slytherin. With both Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter fighting for her friendship, along with the ever protectiveness of her Head of House, Severus Snape, her career at Hogwarts is bound to be anything but dull. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 107,588 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Black Door by Theano reviews
This story is for everyone like me, who wishes there had been a Canderous romance option in KotOR 1. Primarily a walkthough, but it gets more AU as it goes along. Complete!
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,205 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Revan, Canderous O. - Complete
The Essence of Sunset by machshefa reviews
My chambers are dark, lit only by the glow of the midnight moon. Written for Dickgloucester for the 2011 SSHG Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,996 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The God Of Accidentally Breaking Stuff by LulaMadison reviews
Written for this prompt on Norsekink: "So many prompts and fills seem to have Thor being the one confused with the way things work on Midgard. I'd like to see some Loki being confused by Midgardian things."
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Portions for Foxes III: Aftermath by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
He is the man who lay in bed under the white sheets, and she is the girl who hobbled from the fireplace. Falling in love for the second time is the challenge. A story in three parts - sequel to Portions for Foxes. Lem/Lang.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,291 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Portions for Foxes by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
Using a Time Turner, Hermione makes a trip into the past to visit and understand one man she never really knew. She finds herself showing his teenage self what life is all about. Inspired by Rilo Kiley's 'Portions for Foxes.' O/s. Lang/Lem.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,206 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Six Types of Reviewers by MizSphinx reviews
The title speaks for itself. A short guide on reviewing, I suppose. Not really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Complete
Walk With Me by MizSphinx reviews
"Wouldn't it be nice if we were searching for the same thing? Wouldn't it be nice if, all this time, we were searching for each other?" Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Time's Secret by 1066AndAllThat reviews
When Severus Snape meddled with time, he had no idea of the consequences it would have...and neither did Hermione. Rated T.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,050 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Something Done Right by BunBun Fett reviews
"You just better keep your nose clean, Mandie. I'll be watching you." - CARTH / TARIS / A series of loosely linked ficlets - NOT a walkthrough! / LSF RevanxCanderousxCarth
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,828 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Revan, Canderous O.
Turncoat by elizaye reviews
Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 256,732 - Reviews: 6610 - Favs: 4,041 - Follows: 2,128 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Five Fs by MizSphinx reviews
Hermione thinks being in love is a worthless waste of time and energy. She's determined to prove this fact to the world, and has found the perfect person to help her in this mission. But it's just too bad that Draco has other plans...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,299 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Portions for Foxes II: Through the Years by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
Outtakes, alternate POVs, odds 'n' ends, missing scenes, behind-the-scenes, and things I just couldn't fit into Portions for Foxes, spanning from 1977-1998. Lem/Lang.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,201 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
For Hogwarts: A Regency Gamble by Subversa reviews
After the war, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is in a financial bind. Special Ministry worker Hermione Granger is on site with a team of helpers, full of fundraising ideas, and it seems that Headmaster Snape objects to her very presence there
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 121,483 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Just to Be by Amarti reviews
Post-DH, EWE. Six years after the war, Hermione discovers a neglected and abused population with no place in a post-Voldemort world, and the man who stayed behind to pick up the pieces. A story of reconciliation, redemption, and above all, love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 183,097 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Saving Snape by Soline reviews
ONE-SHOT. This story follows Hermione as her relationship with Professor Severus Snape advances over seven years. Will they be together in the end? Rating for explicit scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,489 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Willing Spirit, Willing Flesh by Laurielove reviews
While working alone in the library one stormy night, Hermione senses she is being watched. But even she is unprepared for who, or rather what, that person is and how she reacts to him. Hermione/Salazar Slytherin. One-shot. M content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,345 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Hermione G., Salazar S. - Complete
Mistletoe by E. Jane reviews
It's Christmas Eve and accidents are just waiting to happen...a little post-holiday humor and fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,233 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Turn by KnifeEdge reviews
While on a semester abroad in England, Sarah stumbles on a reference to a name she hasn't heard in years. Was her adventure nothing more than a dream? Or are things more than what they seem? J/S, one shot
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,590 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Change of Address Or Fic for Andrea by TempestJo reviews
When Sheldon moves out, life changes. Rated T for now. *changed to slight M for chapter 12 and chapter 17
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,891 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Gift by LumenSnape reviews
One Shot. Hermione finds a piece of Lily & Snape's past and decides to bring it to him on Christmas Eve. She is determined to give him the perfect Christmas gift. Will he accept? Post DH. AU in that Snape lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,422 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Test of Troubles by dressagegrrrl reviews
A man should never willingly let go of what is his. Written for the 2011 round of the SSHG Exchange. Sex, language, angst. AU EWE SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,999 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Goddess of Never Being Broken by cathedral carver reviews
The body never lies. The mind, however, is another matter. Written for the 2011 SS/HG Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,358 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Unreliable Sources by marianne le fey reviews
When her Editor gives her one final chance, Hermione leaps at the opportunity to interview the ex-Death Eater opening a new shop in Knockturn Alley. After all, all the dangerous ones are dead. Aren't they? EWE? Short and sweet!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,270 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
10 Relationship Words That Don't Translate by l0stinl0ve reviews
One-Shot. There are several words in other languages that don't translate into English. Here is a story that follows the relationship of Hermione and Draco as they show and live the meanings of these words.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Forged in Flames by MsWhich reviews
In her last year at Hogwarts, Hermione and her Potions professor find themselves forced into a situation that neither of them wanted...but that will ultimately change not only the course of the war but their feelings for each other. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 87,380 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
What Happens in Vegas by startraveller776 reviews
Sarah parties in Sin City and discovers what happens in Vegas doesn't always stay there. A 2011 LiveJournal Fic Exchange story. SARETH
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,028 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Not Enough Research by Shukumei-of-another-world reviews
Turian matings are a rather "dry" affair, and Garrus finds out that human matings can be quite the opposite. An LJ MEkink fill. Rated M for lemony goodness.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Drunk Dial by startraveller776 reviews
Five times Sarah drunk-called Jareth. One time he sobered her up. SARETH
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,007 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Pieces In A Pocket by wee-me reviews
100 Kisses Challenge: Story using items from the 100 Kisses list. The oft referenced tour is finally explained and we find Marshal is not anyone's favorite welcome to a new place. Ch 18 is up!
Crossover - Beetlejuice & Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,972 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/14/2006
Timeline by inthenightside reviews
Masskink response to a prompt requesting Garrus and FemShep thrown back in time to the First Contact War on the way back through the Omega 4 relay. Warnings for time travel and kink. Ties in with "Applied Research" but can stand on its own.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,646 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Worth the Wait by Aurette reviews
Prof. Snape is having a bad day and decides to drink. Prof. Granger wanders after him, and he decides she needs to drink too. It's all uphill from there. Fluff. M for language and theme.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,189 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 50 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Professor's Discretion by Twelve Years in Azkaban reviews
The only thing keeping Hermione out of trouble and Harry Potter alive is... the Professor's Discretion. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 139,229 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Dark Ages by Aurette reviews
Chaos reigns after the entire world seems to be coming to an end, but hope arrives disguised as despair. AU, M for reasons, HEA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,650 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Jitters by Aurette reviews
Can two emotionally underdeveloped people make a complete hash of everything? Easily. AU, EWE, M for reason. HEA Guaranteed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,698 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Dragon Age: Arising by GirlWithNoLife reviews
Morrigan told the Warden that change was coming to the world, what the Warden didn't know was that she be right in the middle when it began or that she would be the one to help bring it. DA2 with the Warden as the hero instead of Hawke. DISCONTINUED
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,912 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Amell
When She Puts Bowie On by startraveller776 reviews
Sarah has music for every mood. But when she puts Bowie on, I know she's thinking of him. A Toby perspective on SARETH.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Fade to Grey by marianne le fey reviews
Unable to catch hold of anything in order to save herself, her mind clung to the one fact it knew to be unassailably true: something was terribly, terribly wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 77,878 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Performance Anxiety by cabepfir reviews
Tomorrow morning, Hermione is going to speak at a conference for the first time. Warnings: silliness, first person POV, unbetaed: strange English ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Man Unfathomable by Laurielove reviews
Already struggling with her feelings for Lucius Malfoy, a breakthrough in her magic brings to life a man who forces Hermione to re-appraise her life and her needs. LM/HG/Captain Hook. M content. If you don't normally give crossovers a go, I hope you will trust me on this one. I sincerely hope it is not contrived. A personal favourite of mine.
Crossover - Peter Pan & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,639 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Captain Hook, Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
WildMagic Mishaps by Dreams and Shades reviews
A word to the wise, never travel with a wild mage. Ever. A recount of several things that went badly wrong in game.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Complete
Yea, Though I Walk by Aurette reviews
After the Final Battle, everyone has their demons to wrestle...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,178 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Through The Looking Glass, Darkly by SpaceAnJL reviews
Sheldon subscribes to the many worlds theory, which posits the existence of an infinite number of Sheldons, in an infinite number of universes. He just never expected to meet one of them... Canonverse, pre S4 finale
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,321 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Miserable Gits Club by Shiv5468 reviews
Severus, Hermione and Lucius are feeling a little lost after the war. Society is changing, and so are they.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,016 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Post Tenebras, Lux by Loten reviews
"After Darkness, Light." A chance meeting ten years after the war may not be just a coincidence, and may prove to have very far-reaching consequences. A story of many things, but primarily of healing. SS/HG; rated M for later chapters. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 313,349 - Reviews: 2831 - Favs: 2,176 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
World of Weirdcraft by SpaceAnJL reviews
This is Sheldor the Conqueror – a cold, brutal warlord. He's quite a guy. This is Queen Penelope. She's a beautiful barbarian. She's one warrior-goddess who knows how to take care of herself. When they met, it was...Mordor...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,309 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
Reforged by Avenel reviews
Follows on from 'A splintered heart'. A Rain and Kivan romance, inspired by Domi's exceptional mod.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,106 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Complete
A Matter Of Decorum by Kerr Avonsen reviews
Hermione casts a hair charm. Lucius Malfoy makes a bet with Snape. But is Severus playing the role of Professor Higgins or of Mephistopheles? SS/HG, Post-DH, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,280 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
For the Sober Drinkers by Ladymage Samiko reviews
Severus awakens after a night of celebration. GS100 'hangover' challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Safe Place to Hide by Flaignhan reviews
She had asked for a safe place to hide, and she had been given just that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,876 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Caper Continuum by Eternal Contradiction reviews
Sequel to Prank Wars. "I've got a proposal to make. I think we should continue this prank war, only instead of targeting each other, we should target other people. Like, say, Leonard, Howard and Raj? Maybe we can get some Kripke or Wheaton in there too.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,677 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Dark Hour of Night by dansemacabre reviews
After eight long years, Sarah returns to the Labyrinth only to find that the Goblin King has married... for love. But as it was on her first adventure, Sarah finds that things and people are not always what they seem. JS. Also see prequel, Nocturne.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,692 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 6/12/2006
The Thing about Chocolate by TempestJo reviews
Sheldon and Penny are making chocolate covered cherries when education gets interesting... Dedicated to Medusa.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
On the Edge of the Night by selinabln reviews
One night at Grimmauld Place, Hermione witnesses something that will change her perception of Severus Snape forever. SS/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,441 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Semantics by coffeeonthepatio reviews
-Hand over your wand. It is to be snapped and you're exiled from the Wizarding World from this day onward.- Severus has to deal with his life without magic. A story about Mugglishness, well-meaning neighbours, well-meaning students and Linguistics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 307,576 - Reviews: 4797 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Ten Steps to Getting What You Want by 2NiCe4U reviews
Using his years of experience as a Slytherin, Severus Snape has come up with a plan to get what he wants: a Gryffindor. SSHG One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,782 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Symposium Equation by TempestJo reviews
Sheldon gets two tickets to a coveted event, but must bring a female...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,208 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Dented and Tarnished by Ladymage Samiko reviews
Hermione is found to be in possession of a dented and blackened silver box. But what sort of connection does it have to the recently deceased Severus Snape? An extensive drabble series in four parts. DH-compliant, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,806 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Tabby's and Snake's by GreenEyedBabe reviews
Hermione is at Ginny's hen party when she sees two unexpected patrons at the strip club they end up at. Ginny decides for them to have a little fun, changing their appearances so they can pretend to be dancers for the two men they spot there too. Two-shot rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,711 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Horribly Happy by cathedral carver reviews
True love never dies. Neither, apparently, does Hermione. Written for the 2010 HP Darkfest.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,266 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Trial by Fire by Prisoner 24601 reviews
A series of in-game KoTOR shorts co-written with Dinah Lance now organized into one story that focuses on a Carth/f!Revan friendship with Carth/Bastila and Revan/Canderous romances. Prequel to "Contingency Plans."
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,956 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Revan, Carth O. - Complete
The Proper Care and Feeding of Zombies by Marston Chicklet reviews
Vampires aren't the only undead in need of a little love. Written for pythia delphi in the 2008/09 SSHG Exchange on Livejournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,027 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Visceral by Javan Ryder reviews
At the end of the day, he's the only one who really understands. Canderous/Revan
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,420 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Revan, Canderous O. - Complete
Learning Experiences by inthefadeforever reviews
this is a response to a prompt on masskink that got away from me - AU with no reapers, Shepard as a Spectre candidate and Saren as her instructor.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,181 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Shepard (F), Saren A. - Complete
Emissary by labRT2004 reviews
Summary: A father recounts a series of meetings with a black-robed emissary. Written for Kribu during the Summer 2010 SS/HG Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,679 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Facilitating Change by Aurette reviews
Hermione ends up in a dead-end job because she never went back to take her N.E.W.T.s. Severus is at loose ends because no one will offer him a job. Fluffy Angst Flangst! AU, EWE?, SS/HG, M for reasons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,740 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Occluded Soul by Aurette reviews
Severus Snape did what he thought he needed to do to get the job done and broke himself. Years later, Hermione Granger realizes that he had been counting on her to fix him. Dark, SS/HG. AU after HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,039 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Contingency Plans by Prisoner 24601 reviews
Co-authored with Dinah Lance. For a former Mandalorian General and an ex Dark Lord, saving the galaxy was the easy part. Building a life in the aftermath is the real challenge.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,375 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Canderous O., Revan - Complete
Needs Must by Aurette reviews
How long does a thirsty man stare at a glass of water before he takes a sip? How long can a woman keep putting another first before she rebels? EWE?, SS/HG, Adultery.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,416 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Beloveds by Severus' Malfoy Maiden reviews
Five years post war, Hermione is successful and happy, but one event, a dark spell - blood magic, will turn her world upside down. Join us on her journey when the fatess give her more romance than she can handle. AM,SS,Snape,SB,GP and LM,DM,GW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 86,849 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
Guardian by forthrightly reviews
COMPLETE. Chihiro spends a long, hot summer in a tiny seaside community, minding an old auntie's store, but a legend whispered by locals leads the young woman on a quest of rediscovery. A small story with small chapters.
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 11,491 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 1,565 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
A Number of Ways to Kill Ron Weasley by Ms-Figg reviews
A collection of one-shots killing off Ron and getting HG/SS together, taken from a compilation of stories from aff .net. Poor Ronald Weasley dies in many ways, thus ruining JKR's epilogue and saving Hermione. Ron Bashing at its highest.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,419 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Scent of Magic by JunoMagic reviews
Hermione Granger and Severus Snape enjoy a cordial working relationship as journeywoman and Master. When a secret obsession interferes with her goal of reaching mastery and Lucius Malfoy takes an interest, her relationship with Severus is put to the test.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,966 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Paladin Protocol by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,749 - Reviews: 1460 - Favs: 2,304 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Tokens of Affection by Shinku reviews
One year later, Sarah takes a chance. A purple hyacinth - 'Please, forgive me.'
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 98,546 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Sarah and the Goblin King by Chibi-no-oneesan reviews
A present for the daughter who held the family together goes horribly wrong, and Robert finds himself given an ultimatum. Convince his daughter to return to a strange manor in his place...or suffer the consequences of his actions. SxJ
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,177 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Sarah - Complete
The Black, Woollen Blanket by kittyperry reviews
Hermione finds an old woollen blanket in the Shrieking Shack. Unable to leave it to moulder in the dirt, she takes it with her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Shards of a Dream by Subtilior reviews
V-day gift for Pika. Sarah goes to a party with friends, sees what no-one else can see, and does what none would dare do. But there couldn't be any harm in a single dance - even in a place of illusion and pretense ... could there? Read and find out!
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,104 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Six Days by Carley9 reviews
Six important days in Severus' life that changed everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,212 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Of Love and Other Severe Irreconcilable Crises by Heist reviews
There was something patently cruel about a Sarah that didn't believe in magic, yet there she was, patently not believing in magic. Unrequited love has a LOT to answer for.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Echo Location by mongoose-bite reviews
Several breeding requests for Grunt. And one for Shepard. Rated for suggestive content.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Shepard (F), U. Wrex - Complete
It's Elemental, My Dear Snape by cathedral carver reviews
Everything has been figured out, except how to live. Pay attention – there’s a test later.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,642 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
When A Lioness Fights by kayly silverstorm reviews
Hermione Granger, master spy, and Severus Snape, spymaster to the Order. An unlikely partnership, forged to defeat the Dark Lord on his own ground. But to do so, they must confront their own darkness within. Spying, torture, angst and love. AU after fifth
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 416,508 - Reviews: 7008 - Favs: 3,523 - Follows: 1,517 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Schadenfreude by dressagegrrrl reviews
AU. SSHG. Post-war. Hermione's parents drag her to a swap meet so they can buy ugly dog figurines and sad clowns to clutter up their house. While there, she discovers a relic from Severus Snape's past that forces her to change her view of the man.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,683 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Severus and Hermione FanFiction Cliches by ThunderSpeak reviews
We've all seen them. The Severus/Hermione pairings that use the same plots and ideas OVER and over again. A list of short stories to represent said cliches. Disclaimer; I love this pairing! No flames!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
There's A Good Girl by cathedral carver reviews
See? Over there: The one weeping into her pumpkin juice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,525 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
That's No Moon Severus Snape by RedValkyrie reviews
Due to a slight galactic miscalculation, Potions Master Severus Snape is introduced to Sith Lord Darth Vader. Their first meeting finds them on a razor's edge, ready for battle, but a common irritation and a lot of alcohol can make for new alliances...
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,644 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Darth Vader, Severus S. - Complete
Euler's Identity by DSieya reviews
“It is absolutely paradoxical; we cannot understand it, and we don't know what it means, but we have proved it, and therefore we know it must be the truth.”- Benjamin Peirce. sheldon/penny, oneshot
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
In the Prefect's Bathroom by Ms-Figg reviews
Hermione goes into the Prefect's bathroom to enjoy a luxury bathing experience, but she's interrupted and has to hide. Adult/sexual content, graphic descriptions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,972 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Complete
Lewd Confessions by Soline reviews
One-shot. This is a story of Hermione's sexual journey in which Snape appears recurrently, up until our student and professor confess their fantasies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Phoenix Tears or, Hermione Granger and the DH by grangerous reviews
Sequel to Phoenix Song or, Hermione Granger and the H-BP . By the time of Dumbledore's death, Hermione and Snape had worked together for a whole year. Now, however, they both have very different and very difficult tasks ahead of them. **DH SPOILERS**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,256 - Reviews: 1515 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Being Hermione Granger by Amphotera reviews
She had no idea how to build a life for herself without first discovering who she really was and what she desired. It was worth an attempt, in any case. DH epilogue disregarded.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 103,389 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Silver Doe by wallyflower reviews
Snapshots of an arranged marriage, years after the fact. Sometimes love takes a long time in coming. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Rain In The Desert by eiradis reviews
What if there was an alternate universe where Severus and Hermione's roles were reversed? How would Professor Granger deal with an amorous seventh-year Severus? Written for Ms Figg's 'In Another Alternate Universe' challenge at aff. net back in 2008. AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,788 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Trick by IND520 reviews
Hermione works it. Severus makes sure she knows how.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Perdition by wallyflower reviews
A teacher's dilemma. A drama in three parts. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,925 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Acquittal by coffeeonthepatio reviews
Snape, known evil git, is teaching at Hogwarts again when Hermione, Gryffindor Princess and girlfriend of Ron Weasley, returns to finish her 7th year. Feeling alone, she seeks solace somewhere only one other person knows about. ::canon except epilogue.::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 191,467 - Reviews: 3297 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Stolen Moment by snarkyroxy reviews
While Harry is retrieving the Sword of Gryffindor in the Forest of Dean, someone is waiting for the opportunity to steal a few moments of Hermione's time...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,819 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Gravity by selinabln reviews
When Hermione returns from a conference, she has to realise that some things have changed in Hogwarts during her absence... SS/HG. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,616 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Magic Potion Number Nine by AccioMuerta reviews
Cormac McCleggan thinks he's figured out how to snag Hermione. But things don't go according to plan. Drabble oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Human, All Too Human by Kitarra reviews
News of Jade has reached the DomZ hivequeen, who is determined to capture her by any means necessary. Jade & Double H work to eradicate the DomZ remaining on Hillys, but a corrupt reporter & an insider with a deadly grudge threaten to destroy IRIS forever
Beyond Good & Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,065 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 5/14/2006
Eight and Eighth by Marmalade Fever reviews
Up from the ashes of seventh year grow the roses of the eighth. Eight students return for their final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger would never have thought Draco Malfoy would or could be one of those roses. DMHG, EWE Dramione Awards winner
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,277 - Reviews: 2584 - Favs: 2,783 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
How to Heal a Gryffindor by LiterarySpell reviews
Hermione has a plan. It involves two Slytherins, one bed, and herself. But even the simplest plans have ulterior motives. What do they each stand to gain from such an arrangement? Threesome fic. Hermione/Severus/Lucius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,551 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
His by shadowglove reviews
When his future self came to him while he was in first year and told him to strike at Harry Potter's strength, Tom had thought he'd meant to kill the girl, Hermione. But somehow, with the help of his Time Turner, Tom ended up making her his instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,313 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 127 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Independent by Jade Reporting reviews
By amskitty214. Jade's worried. Double H helps. Self reflection.
Beyond Good & Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2009
Phoenix Song or, Hermione Granger and the HB P by grangerous reviews
When Professor Snape heals Hermione's injuries after the Battle of the Department of Mysteries, they are both surprised by what they learn. The two must work together to help Harry defeat Lord Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 100,839 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Someone Different by Jade Reporting reviews
By wrathfulenglish. What's worse than bringing your new boyfriend home to disapproving parents? Bringing your new, not-your-boyfriend home to your disapproving and suspicious orphans.
Beyond Good & Evil - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
The Life Unlived by sshg316 reviews
While sorting through Severus Snape's belongings, Hermione makes an intriguing discovery that changes her life forever. SSHG. DH-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,220 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Traveller by Somigliana reviews
Hermione has deviated from an obvious life. She has moved down a challenging and divergent, but ultimately lonely, path. She meets Severus Snape by chance one day, and she has some difficult choices to make.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,647 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Care of Magical Creatures by mia madwyn reviews
MLC-Seventh Year student Hermione Granger decides to marry the one eligible wizard who did not ask for her-the horrid but powerful Severus Snape. Angst, humor and lemons. Award Winner COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 300,379 - Reviews: 3038 - Favs: 2,592 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Reverie by Kulyok reviews
Xan Romance: many years after the happy ending.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Complete
One Feather by Xaviere Jade reviews
Complete! Here's the day Sarah thought would never come. Response to PikalaCynique's challenge. Sarah gets a message and a gift. Then her whole life changes forever.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,863 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Last Will and Testament by A plus reviews
After being released from the hospital at the end of the war, Hermione is dragged down to the ministry to answer some questions about the late Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,693 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Plan B by ApollinaV reviews
She was given a book, a tent, and a half-cocked plan to save the entire Wizarding world, but Hermione Granger had other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,857 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
We're Not Friends! by ChaosandMayhem reviews
Jack asks an innocent question and Barbossa goes off on him. Ha! They are the old married couple reincarnated. Dedicated to Nytd! -I've finally gone back and edited some things, thanks to those who pointed it out-
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Hector B. - Complete
But He Promised Her Forever by WithoutHesitation reviews
Sequel to 'Doesn't Share.' Beetlejuice's most precious memories are stolen, in some idea of divine retribution. What happens to Lydia when she summons him, not knowing he no longer remembers her? There's nothing protecting her from him now... Is there?
Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,456 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Complete
No Thank You by Sarah1281 reviews
What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 191 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Moonlight Flower by Ladymage Samiko reviews
Wizards and witches have gathered to mark the end of the war with Voldemort. Dissatisfied, Hermione escapes and ends up running into another solitary soul. Short, simple waff-fic. HG-SS, DH-compliant, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Disguised Affections by dressagegrrrl reviews
AU. SSHG. Post-Vold. Snape is #1 on the Dth Eater hit-list after the fall of the Dark Lord. His memory is wiped when he is attacked, and to buy time to find a solution, Dumbledore hides him amongst the 7th yrs under a glamour and the watchful eye of HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,351 - Reviews: 1247 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Of Pineapples and Kings by Lixxle reviews
ONESHOT. It’s Halloween and Sarah gives Jareth a crash-course in the joys of trick-or-treating. Oddness ensues. JS
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,636 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Fate's Future by Snowbear reviews
Slightly AU, Snape doesn't get killed in the end of the 7th book. Hermione/Snape romance involving a weird incidence of time travel. Not another Hermione goes back in time and falls in love with young Severus! It's much more original than that!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,542 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Moonlighting by wardedportal reviews
Severus Snape catches a student out after dark. HG/SS, fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Restrictive Covenants by Shiv5468 reviews
Snape is still Headmaster. The Ministry wants him out. Hermione is sent to negotiate. PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 39,349 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Splintered and Broken by A plus reviews
He had watched as the thin wood snapped across her knee with a violence he had not known she possessed. He had been her teacher for seven years and had never seen this girl give up at anything. Voldemort wins, Hermione leaves, Severus waits.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,924 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Gift That Keeps Giving by Lixxle reviews
COMPLETE! Based on Mercuralis’s pic “You know you want it”. It’s the King’s birthday; the goblins are on a present-buying spree using Sarah’s credit card, the King is acting a trifle emo, and Sarah is baking. Chaos and adult-type touching ensues. JS
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,002 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 3,104 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Cantina by Beautiful Wednesday reviews
The Star Forge destroyed, Revan lingers over things which cannot be changed. Attempting to lift her spirits, Canderous goes to her, offering humor and camaraderie but sends them both down a path they never anticipated. KOTOR: LSF Revan/Canderous
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
Moments by romanticidiot reviews
SeverusHermione. OneShot. Life is all about timing... the unreachable becomes reachable, the unavailable become available, the unattainable... attainable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,259 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Blind Dates by KafkaExMachina reviews
Not content with the damage done by breeding, Narcissa takes up the loathsome hobby of middle-aged mothers everywhere: Meddling. Severus-centric 'romantic' comedy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,755 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Just A Scene by wee-me reviews
Studying is hard enough without a Goblin King around. Poor Sarah. A drabble scene of a vaguely amusing nature.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Courting by Nightzchild reviews
One Shot. Sarah thought she had enough trouble having to deal with the Goblin King but it seems that Jareth isn't the only one vying for her affection. Rated for mild swearing. COMPLETE.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,664 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Fateful Irony by ShinyGreenApple reviews
Set after the events of DMC. Will has a shift in priorities and a longing of a different sort, while Elizabeth and Barbossa find more in each other than they bargained for. Complete!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,432 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Hector B., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Three Blooms in the Cauldron by melusin reviews
Be careful what you wish for. You never know what you might get.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,716 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Houdini's Tables by vanityfair reviews
They don't know it yet, but Severus and Hermione are perfect for each other. Written for the SS/HG Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,642 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
In Your Dreams by duj reviews
SSHG, WIP, not HBP or DH compatible. Complete. Circumventing a prophecy is not that easy...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 86,255 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
In Dreams by machshefa reviews
Her dreams have haunted her for years. What will change when she finally remembers them?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,715 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Royal Gift by dansemacabre reviews
It's Christmas, and time for the inaugural Labyrinth Secret Santa gift exchange. But what do you get for the Goblin King who has everything? Humorous oneshot. COMPLETE.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,855 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
The Room of Lost Dreams by Mundungus42 reviews
In the aftermath of the final battle, Hermione seeks a way to make peace with the dead. She finds a hidden room, an enchanted journal, and the opportunity to save a man's life. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,617 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
My True Love Gave to Me by Subtilior reviews
It's the twelfth day of Christmas, and something ... strange is in the air. Come for the fanfic, stay for the cake! Read, and review: I crave your feedback, since this is ... um ... a new genre for me!
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,817 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
What It Is by selinabln reviews
Severus Snape is sitting sleeplessly in the kitchen at Grimmauld Place, when somebody close to his heart returns from a dangerous appointment. OneShot. HBP and DH disregarded :-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Most Unusual by Just A Penniless Writer reviews
With a trick loving father and a puzzle solving mother, could Tony Williams be anything other than a Slytherin? HPLabyrinth with a pinch of JS
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,005 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 4/12/2005
Temptation by platinumblind reviews
During one night on a mission, Double H and Jade try their hardest not to give into temptation... [oneshot, COMPLETE]
Beyond Good & Evil - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Complete
The Price of Dreams by KnifeEdge reviews
Dangerous thing to get what you wish for. More dangerous still to crave it after, to miss that magic, to grab hold of it with both hands and refuse to let go. I never even tried. Foolish, I know. Complete. JxS. Sarah narrating.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,563 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
A Sweet For A Wish by septentrion reviews
Meeting a hag can be a life altering experience. At least, it was for Severus. HGSS. Written for the Potter Place's Summer 2007 Prompt Challenge. Featured story on OWL in October 2007 and nominated for the 2007 OWL awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,418 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Real Fae Wear Kilts by Rhiannon A. Christy reviews
All the lassies cry, Hello! Sayin' Donald Where's Your Trousers.....Jareth is bored, so what does a fae do when they are bored? They go Aboveground to a pub of course. Warning Extreme Randomness Ahead!
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Chaetophilia by Your Worshipfulness reviews
Hermione learns a little bit more about Severus' personal philosophy, and his follicles, than she ever expected to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Inexcusable by Just A Penniless Writer reviews
Countless different futures in which Hermione Granger and Lucius Malfoy could form a relationship. Compatibility not included.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,222 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
The Devil is in the Details by RhiannonoftheMoon reviews
Hermione learns that the Ministry is serious about its fine print and Draco and Severus find themselves dueling for a prize neither wants. Marriage Law, sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,834 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Unconsidered Trifles by Mundungus42 reviews
When taking their N.E.W.T.s becomes contingent on completing a Ministry approved curriculum, the students rebel, catching the teachers in the crossfire. SS HG plus LM for fun. Contains many rude bits: don't read if you dislike that sort of thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,861 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Women on Top by Maddy-Riddle reviews
After the war, the wizarding world needs to be rebuilt and wizards need to stand together again. The future demands a new order, and the women are up to that task. SSHGLM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,148 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Should Auld Acquaintance Be Forgot by Leia1912 reviews
Sequel to "Mistletoe." So you are set up by friends to run into the man of your dreams at a Christmas party, you kiss him like nobody's business, and then you remember, oh, whoops, he just happens to be your old enemy. What's Sarah to do?
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,295 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 12/31/2003
Delicious by MayzyGreen reviews
Hungry for some sappy romance? Jareth and Sarah are on the menu today. Mmm, tasty. COMPLETE!
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
The Rapier: The Forging of the Blade by ChelleyBean reviews
By Popular Demand and Author's Promise: Snape's POV. No comments from the peanut gallery about the long absence, please. It's been a rough few years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,709 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 1/15/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,267 - Reviews: 3779 - Favs: 3,866 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,449 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 2,467 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Incivility of Fate’s Dark Minions:A Love Story by Keket Amunet reviews
Cupids aren’t always nice creatures. A Valentine’s Day story featuring an unusual twist for Severus Snape and Hermione Granger. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Final Battles by Prisoner 24601 reviews
One shot, coauthored by Dinah Lance. Thirty years after the Star Forge, Mandalore goes out for one final battle. But before he can go, he has to face down Revan first.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,412 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Canderous O., Revan - Complete
A Mary Sue in the Caribbean? – Unthinkable! by LadyBootstrap reviews
Meet the most suiest Sue ever. Will she win Jack's heart? Of course she will! A parody of all those Marysue ridden fics out there and a tribute to the better parody writers out there
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Complete
Transfiguration of the Heart by Losille2000 reviews
Hermione returns to Hogwarts as Transfigurations professor after a year away from the magical world. She hopes for a quiet year, but then again, she has never known a quiet year at Hogwarts. Why should she expect one now? SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 85,017 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Revelations of a Bed and Breakfast by Soul Bound 8686 reviews
Days after the final battle, Harry Potter flees to Muggle London for some fresh air, and ends up following Severus Snape to a secret meeting, and witnessing something he was not meant to see. SSHG One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,539 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Oops by SilverWolf7007 reviews
When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,641 - Follows: 215 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Ghost Roads by Llewlyn reviews
Sequel to 'With This Ring.' Accepting help from a poltergeist is probably ill advised in any situation, but involve possession, haunted basements, desecrated graveyards, and shrimp fried rice, and things become a little more... complicated.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,689 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
A Walking Shadow by Ariadne AWS reviews
Hermione returns to Grimmauld Place, looking for answers. She wasn't expecting to find Severus Snape. PostHBP. WINNER, QuilltoParchment Round 2: Best Fanon Het. RUNNER UP, QtP Round 2: Trio Era & 2006 OWL AWARDS: Best HGSS, Best Original Character.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 132,050 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 9/26/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Tides Change by Aderyn reviews
A LSF Exile finds Revan in the Unknown Regions and takes her home to the man she loves. Oneshot. Not what you'd expect.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Complete
The Very Secret Diary of Hector Barbossa by Perosha reviews
Haven't seen any VSD for Barbossa, so here's one. Complete and utter crack.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Hector B. - Complete
Debauched, Dissipated, and Dissolute by Smerby reviews
A lighthearted parody of the concept of Hermione's first time. Throughout the world of fanfiction, Hermione has lost it to just about everyone... except, maybe, a few in this story!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Risk by duj reviews
HBP Spoilers! Rita shook her QuickQuotes Quill. "Is it true that famed recluse and warhero, Severus Snape, head of fastgrowing Potions company, Snape Enterprises, is here under cover of Polyjuice?" Thanks to HermioneGranger91 for the inspiration.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/24/2006 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Revelation by Kitarra reviews
Oneshot: Jade is stricken to discover her home ruined and the kids taken. Double H is in for a surprise, too...The lighthouse scene from the game, retold from Double H's point of view.
Beyond Good & Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Complete
The Slytherin, the Witch and the Vanishing Cabinet by Ariadne AWS reviews
A Single Truth: A one shot response to O.W.L.'s Truthsayer Challenge. HGSS: Veritaserum from an unexpected source, a shove from another, and rose petals. Coauthored by TimeTurnerForSale and Ariadne AWS. Nominated in Multifaceted Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,161 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
An Unexpected Love Story by crazyocelot reviews
A KOTOR tale of desperate love, but not everything is quite as it seems.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Complete
KotOR: Marisu Saves The Day! by Helena L reviews
The extraordinary, fantabulous, incredible, astonishing and only mildly nauseating adventures of Marisu Arianna Raven Skywalker, otherwise known as Revan. Plus loads and loads of luscious Carthness! R&R please!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,750 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/7/2006 - Published: 12/27/2005
Beginning of the End by Luv2Game reviews
[Oneshot] Insight on Jade's feelings post Slaughter Houses and pre Moon. The loss of her uncle, the swift approach of the final mission, and her life in the underground. It would wear anyone out. But having a partner can make a difference. Set in game.
Beyond Good & Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,831 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Complete
The End of Days by dansemacabre reviews
19 year old Sarah believes the Labyrinth is behind her, nothing more than a childish fantasy. When she realizes her adventures were real, how far will she go to save the Labyrinth... or the Goblin King who rules it? JS. COMPLETE.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,808 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Dark Lord Tea Party by CortessaBlatt reviews
This will most likely scare you. You have been warned. The Dark Lords have a tea party...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Complete
Big Name Death Eater by Shiv5468 reviews
Have you ever wondered what really happened at the Death Eater meetings?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,015 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/17/2005 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Forever and For Always by Mother of Tears reviews
This is an ironic little post HBP oneshot. The war is over, both Harry Potter and Voldemort are dead, and a new dark lord is in charge. After a hard, trying day, Severus Snape returns home to enjoy a nice relaxing evening with his wife.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,244 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Survivors by Dyce reviews
..Complete.. After the war is over, lives must be rebuilt. Hermione sets out to help someone who nobody else will, and winds up helping herself as well. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,072 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
An Arranged Marriage by vanityfair reviews
Epilogue now added! “Just because a marriage is not a love match does not mean it is loveless consideration turns to respect, respect turns to admiration, and admiration turns to love.” HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,182 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/29/2005 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Triumph of Logic by Mother of Tears reviews
Hermione is having a hard time choosing a husband before the Marriage Law deadline. She gets help from a totally unexpected source.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
It started with a book by Shiv5468 reviews
Now completed
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,913 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/8/2005 - Published: 12/9/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Illumination by Sionnain reviews
In the aftermath of Voldemort's victory, Hermione Granger finds enlightenment in the darkness. complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,961 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2548 - Favs: 5,852 - Follows: 341 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
All in Splinters by hereswith reviews
A continuation of my vignettes wherein a grown-up Wendy once again encounters Captain Hook. The first two parts, "By Moonlight" and "The Darkened Night", are posted separately. [Complete]
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,501 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/7/2004 - Published: 1/29/2004 - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by Ramos reviews
Severus Snape's father enacts a Marriage Contract between his son and a Hufflepuff. Severus goes to Hermione for help. Ramos finally answers the Marriage Law fic, but obviously doesn't know how to follow directions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,740 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
By the Book by Scattered Logic reviews
During a bout with the measles, Hermione learns that going by the book isn't always the best thing to do. (HGSS One-shot)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Love Birds by Smerby reviews
Their love was one so forbidden, one so unseen... Did anyone believe these two would ever make it together?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/26/2004 - Complete
Happy Birthday by Shiv5468 reviews
Severus asks the boys for help in wooing Hermione but has he been given the right information?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/5/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Moments Say So Much by Evadne reviews
The Fellowship sometimes has some trouble getting along
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/9/2004 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Gandalf, Frodo B.
Last Minute Crisis by Quillusion reviews
Snape's past could jeopardize everything the Order has worked for when Voldemort commissions a particular potion- and the reason takes Hermione by surprise. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,020 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/27/2004 - Published: 9/20/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Roar by misserin reviews
You say you want a revolution... Hermione decides it's time for some consciousness-raising.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/4/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
The Mushroom: Middle Earth's Finest News Source by Marauder reviews
The Middle-earth version of The Onion...somewhat OOC, PWP, slashy. Complete. My personl favorite headline: Completely Unrelated Hobbits Wed
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,990 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/14/2003 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Complete
Necessary for Her Learning by drama-princess reviews
Hermione Granger was considered one the most intelligent wizards of her time. But she's about to learn that knowledge is nothing without experience. . . HG/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Published: 11/28/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Rapier: A Fine Tension by ChelleyBean reviews
*Complete from this POV* Hermione finds an unusual partner with whom to share an unusual hobby.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,466 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/4/2002 - Published: 9/22/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Fire and the Rose by MetroRhos reviews
A potions accident leads to an unexpected meeting of minds.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,361 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 9/14/2002 - Published: 3/23/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3059 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
Taking Flight by Caya reviews
The students' last night at Hogwarts is traditionally reserved for the Parting Ceremony. It is always a memorable experience, but for Hermione it turned out to be a truly special night. S/H, and it's completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,493 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/18/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 1,982 - Follows: 162 - Published: 1/8/2002
Why Slytherins Are Sexier by Textualsphinx reviews
Severus is forced to give his theories on why Slytherins are sexier. Yet-to-be-attatched snippet of 'Decoding of the Heart'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/20/2001 - Published: 7/3/2001
Letter from Exile one Merciful Morning by Textualsphinx reviews
Here's angst laced with humour and tender enchantment; good grammar and lexicon serve as enhancement. And how can you not want Snape's wholesale Redemption. Or thoughts about Sex - sufficient temptation? Voted 'BEST ROMANCE' in Bloody Brilliant Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,477 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/25/2001 - Published: 12/5/2000
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001