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Joined 05-27-11, id: 2935684, Profile Updated: 09-29-15
Author has written 26 stories for Glee, and Supernatural.

Female. 30 years old. USA.

Slow writer, so please be patient. I will never abandon a story.

I use the same user name (undapperthought) for all sites I'm on (FF.net, Tumblr, and AO3) and I don't change it. This is mainly because I'm an idiot and would forget any other names and what site they go to, but it benefits everyone. At least, I think it does.

Feel free to send me a message or ask me a question! I like meeting new people and will answer just about anything.

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The Sidhe by Chazzam reviews
Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3847 - Favs: 3,520 - Follows: 1,467 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Potter's Desperation by AlwaysSnarryAlwaysDrarry reviews
When Harry and Malfoy's fighting goes too far, they're sent to a special room in Hogwarts. Separated from the rest of the school, the two must learn to get along. But for how long will Harry's bedwetting and Draco's secrets stay hidden?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,010 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 6/15/2015 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
Husbandly Duties by anxioussquirrel reviews
Kurt and Blaine have never had sex. They haven't even discussed having sex. They have been best friends for the last two years. Now they're suddenly getting married and it turns out they have very different expectations about intimacy. Dystopia AU.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,783 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Online and Anonymous by SunMonTue reviews
By day Dave is a quiet attentive school student, but by night he's a smut-writing fanfic-writer who ships Johnlock. Kurt's never heard of fanfiction before Blaine tells him about it but he's about to be exposed to a whole new world. COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 86,559 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 3/14/2012 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Hold On, Honey by blamsturbation reviews
When Blaine finds himself stuck in a bus, desperate to pee will Kurt be on his side or be disgusted? Warnings: Watersports, desperation, not really dubcon but almost, peeing, wetting and grinding (Each chapter can be read as its own story but they all fit together. First part is here now)
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,061 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/8/2014 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Glee Love by moonshoesangel reviews
Blaine and Kurt have found they really like to have sex...bringing others along for the ride is just an added bonus. Klaine with many others. Taking suggestions as well kinks, characters, ect...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 103,098 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
The Source of Our Power by Chazzam reviews
Klaine AU set in the BtVS 'verse. Blaine Anderson is the only boy ever called to be a Slayer. He already feels like an outsider, but when he meets his new Watcher it seems that things can only get worse. IT'S OK IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN BUFFY-INFO PAGE POSTED!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,634 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Magic Fingers by Chiyume reviews
Dean wants to enjoy himself in the motel room while Sam is out, but finds himself in dire need of assistance so he calls Castiel down to ask the angel for help. Turns out that Castiel is more than willing to be of service, only not in the way Dean had planned... NC-17, bottom!Dean, grace!kink, written for castielsfeatheryassbutt (tumblr).
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Dressing Room by donnaann55 reviews
Kurt discovers that you can do more in a dressing room, than change clothes. Kurt slash. Smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 126,538 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
Pound The Alarm by DazzlexMe reviews
Blaine knew that Kurt had a lot of kinks. After all, He was an eighteen year old boy. Blaine would be lying if he said he didn't share the same problem. Blaine had found himself wrapped in Kurt's arms one night after a particularly hot round of sex when it happened. WARNINGS: Are listed in the fic. Don't like it? Don't read it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Call boy by PerryC reviews
Things get nasty when Kurt discovers Blaine's secret profession as an elite, high class escort, and takes a trip to Cambridge to hire the clueless call boy for the night.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,960 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The Klaine CrissColfer Show by BlaineyDevon reviews
In which Kurt and Blaine are real people, and Chris and Darren are fictional, but both couples endure many challenges. Majorly AU. Klaine. CrissColfer. Two stories in one! SEASON TWO NOW UP!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 144,697 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
A Perfectly Healthy Coping Mechanism by miggylol reviews
You know you've reached a certain comfort level with someone when you can get drunk and watch dirty videos together. That level is "probably too high."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Rachel B., Kurt H. - Complete
Help by katiek723 reviews
Burt finds Blaine sitting at a bus stop, hair messed up, clothes ripped, and with a growing bruise on his face. It doesn't really matter whether he and Kurt end up dating, because he's pretty sure he's permanently involved in this kid's life now.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,123 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
It's In His Kiss by ColferPervertSoldier reviews
Written as a fill for this prompt on the GKM: Basically, Blaine's kisses get Kurt super horny, and Blaine kisses him in the middle of Glee club one day. Smutty sexytimes ensue. SMUT! SMUTTY SMUT! You have been warned.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Fly the Unfriendly Skies by leftrightbrain reviews
Sebastian's being a rude, spoiled first-class passenger, and Kurt has the dubious honor of being his flight attendant. When Sebastian finds that Kurt gives back just as much attitude as he gets, he makes it his mission to get Kurt into bed. Or into the tiny, airplane bathroom. GKM fill.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,100 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Two, Four, Six, Eight, We All Like to Fornicate! by ellemedit reviews
GKM Fill: Kurt/Blaine/Carson - Kurt's got a plan, Blaine's got a problem and Carson's got an attitude. Boypussy, oral, barebacking, scissoring, Kurt/Carson twincest, 69, handjob, fingering, riding, threesome. This MIGHT be smut but I can't be sure. Two-shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,669 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Kurt's Baby Blues by Miss.Hummel reviews
Kurt discovers he is pregnant. What will happen? How will Blaine take the news? What happen when the Glee Club finds out? Warning MPREG and AU! If you don't like, then don't read. Reveiws are always welcome. Oh and it's my first fanfiction.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 137,126 - Reviews: 1570 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Wear My Tattoo by Chazzam reviews
Set in the Sidhe 'verse - you won't want to read this if you haven't finished The Sidhe, trust me. This little 2-shot is pure fluff and red flowers. Can't say much more without Sidhe spoilers, but if you've read it then the title should say it all.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,056 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Of Harps and Feathers by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Blaine has always hated his dark wings, because to most people, they reflect the color of his soul. Blaine gave up on trying to prove them wrong a long time ago. But everything changes when Kurt Hummel, with wings as white as a cloud on a calm summer's day, walks into his life…
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,113 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Complete
Slippery When Wet by allyouneedis reviews
A road trip threatens to take a turn for the worse, but luckily Kurt can take anything in stride, and maybe discover a new kink along the way. Warning: watersports of the desperation variety. GKM Fill.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Why I Feel This Way by DareU2Bme reviews
Sequel to "Man's Best Friend" Read it FIRST. After being reunited with Blaine, Kurt is beyond ecstatic, but life with pet turned lover in the Big Apple isn't exactly what Kurt had hoped for. warning for allusion to previous dub/non con .
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,439 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
You're My Sweetest Downfall by clonedmemories reviews
Or, Come Give Me Your Sweetness - Cupcake-baker!Blaine and Fashion!Kurt AU. Guess that whatever universe these two boys find themselves in, they were destined to be together.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,811 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Home Videos by rayychel infinity reviews
Blaine doesn't wait for an answer before he's saying, "When you have the house to yourself, watch the DVD. For me. Please."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,635 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Finding Out by aalikane reviews
Kurt and Blaine enjoy the kinkier aspects of life, having an entire BDSM playroom in a spare room of their house that they keep locked when guests come to visit. But what happens when guests arrive a little earlier than expected?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Circumstance and Luck by Trunks lil' sis reviews
Dave led a boring life as a practicing nurse, trying to atone for the mistakes of his youth. Then Kurt waltzed into his life with an infant son and a whole mess of trouble following him. AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54,513 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
The Family Network by Ryker Strom reviews
Blaine puts a prick in his place for his Sebastian.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Blaine A., Sebastian S. - Complete
Who You Gonna Call? by an-alternate-world reviews
Darren needs to learn to move his hips for 'It's Not Unusual'. And there's really only one other person in the Glee cast that knows how to move their hips THAT well.. RPF.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 83,538 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Forest for the Trees by Calendulam reviews
Future fic. Santana enters into a curious sort of contest and convinces Blaine to come along for the ride. Kurt remains unconvinced. Or does he?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Come Here Often? by Kata Malfoy reviews
Sebastian is picked up by a hot guy at a bar. They go back to his place. It's all perfect… until Blaine knocks on the door in the morning wondering why his brother is still in bed. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Sebastian S., Cooper A. - Complete
Absent Thoughts by Aeria reviews
Kurt/Blaine. The direct aftermath of Loveshack. Basically: desperate, needy, in-love, missed-you sex.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,118 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Let's Build A Shrine by janrea reviews
Written for a prompt on Glee Kink Meme, wanting Kurt/Anyguy, with Kurt's long legs wrapped around the guy's waist when they have sex. Warning: NC-17, threesome, Puck/Kurt/Karofsky pairing.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Complete
Dancing and aLoving at the Love Shack by GeniaTheParadox reviews
While making out on the dance floor for the Sugar Shack, Kurt and Blaine are told to get a room. So... they do. Shameless smut ensues.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Harder to Breathe by mockingjay23 reviews
In which Blaine knows of Kurt's rape!kink and decides to act on it. PWP! Now a Two-Shot!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,002 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Higher than a Kite by winterlit reviews
In which Kurt wants to comfort Blaine, and Blaine has a lot of inappropriate jokes to tell. Klaine fluff/smut, set during 3x11. Co-written with Judearaya.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Badboy and the Cheerleader by lewarblers reviews
After a conversation about kinks Blaine decides to treat Kurt. Warning: Rimming, mild dirty talk.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Fill Me Up With Your Filthy Kind of Beautiful by janrea reviews
Just shameless, shameless smut between Kurt and the new Spanish teacher. Future Glee episode spoilers ahead, and this was filled for a prompt over the Glee Kink Meme.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Kurt H. - Complete
A Modest Proposal by E.E.Cummingz reviews
Kurt wants to try something new. Brief solo!Kurt, riding, a little dirty talk thrown in there.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Beautiful Mistake by scarlettfire reviews
Kurt must learn to adapt to a whole new set of rules when the unexpected occurs. AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 111,866 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Klaine Show by KurtandBlaineGleek reviews
Just Kurt and Blaine making a web show, with antics going up because of their friends joining in! A goofy off the wall kind of weird, sexy thing I just had to get out of my system. Rating for safety! Please R&R!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Brother Why Art Thou Sleeping? by Midesko reviews
IN AN AU WORLD WHERE KURT AND SEBASTIAN ARE BROTHERS/STEPBROTHERS. KURTBASTIAN BROTHERCEST KINK, FONDLING A SLEEPING PERSON, HANDJOBS, FILTHY SMUT
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Ten Years by silicaaa reviews
Kurt and Blaine made a promise when they were nine, that in ten years they'll meet again. one-shot
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Fears and Fellatio by OrganicAppleJuice reviews
Blaine and Kurt are enjoying a date at the Fairground, until Blaine discovers he has a fear of heights. Kurt finds a way to help distract Blaine and their date goes from just enjoyable to unforgettable. Slight smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
What's Mine is Yours by allyouneedis reviews
Blaine was so turned on watching a guy like Puck take Kurt, but he loves that he's the only one who can really satisfy Kurt. A fill for the GKM. PWP, voyeurism, cuckolding, dirty talk
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Breathing by technicolor unicorn reviews
Kurt touches himself.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
These Days Back In December by rayychel infinity reviews
Blaine kisses him one last time, pulls away; when Kurt's eyes focus Blaine's grinning at him, wide and inviting and open, pupils dilated but eyes still glinting playfulness. "Race you to the bedroom," he says excitedly.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,819 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Kurtofsky Smut with Watersports Kink by sebkurtofskyftw reviews
When Kurt's secret fantasy comes to light... kinky sex happens. Warnings/Kinks: urine play, shower sex.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,250 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 11/30/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Late Nights by KellehLives reviews
What happens when Kurt and Blaine have been fooling around during 'girls night?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Little Brother by moonshoesangel reviews
Kurt discovers his new boyfriend is his best friend's brother... her mischievous little brother. What does Blaine do to annoy his sister? Let's just say it's just as much fun for Kurt...AnderBerry meme. Added Sex Talk chapter!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Future Klaine Drabble by MyCourage reviews
When Kurt goes to college in New York, Blaine and Kurt find new ways of "communication."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Spencer's by YoungAndOverIntelligent reviews
Just a ficlet about Blaine roping Kurt into buying sex things. Klaine. Not really rated M, but it mentions a couple of sex toys and stuff so that's what I'm rating it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Rough Love'n by ActuallyAquarius reviews
Kurt loved it when things started to get a bit...spicy.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Tequila Translation by Zavocado reviews
Kurt had known Blaine spoke fluent Italian thanks to his mother's frequent Italian monologues, but while they're at a New Directions party, Kurt discovers that too much tequila makes Blaine forget English entirely. Smut warning.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
It's Too Late by berrywarbler reviews
Kurt wasn't suicidal, he just didn't want to be alive anymore. disclaimer: depression/eventual character death s . why do i keep doing this.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,425 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Rachel B., Kurt H. - Complete
It's All In The Hips by GeorgiaFranchot reviews
Chris/Grant Sexting. Written for the wonderful Brandi last night, oneshot. Sexual themes, in case you hadn't already guessed. And yes, you may question my sanity. DISCLAIMER: This is an entirely fictional work and I love these guys so yeah.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
work that silver magic by sleepinnude reviews
short PWP - "Um, yeah! That's why they invented masturbation!"
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Sheer Silk by Amaya Kaida reviews
Kurt finds out that stockings aren't just something that he likes, Blaine likes them too. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,019 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Kurt Does Kiwi by subitodolcediva reviews
Kurt sings a rather risque song for Glee Club, inadvertently causing the club members to fantasize about him in...compromising positions. Kurt/Others Fantasy only but Klaine all the way. A fill for the Glee Kink Meme. Oh yes, this is gonna be good.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,731 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Here Comes Halloween by an-alternate-world reviews
Chris tweeted a picture of his Halloween costume long before we saw one of Darren's. Why? RPF.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Locker Room Adventures by DoctorDarkAngel reviews
Dave and Kurt's alone time is interrupted by a rather loud moan. Dave promises he'll ask later why Kurt automatically knows its Blaine. For now though, the boys are on a search to find out what or who is making Blaine moan like a whore.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/6/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
How Not To Buy Condoms Discreetly by threetequilafloor reviews
In which Finn finds himself in the same supermarket aisle as Blaine, and Blaine decides it's high time for some payback. Featuring inappropriate!Blaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Finn H., Blaine A. - Complete
Bounce Away and Torture Me by GabrieltheTrickster reviews
Blaine is alone for the weekend and stumbles across the Mattress Land commercial N.D. did. He doens't think about it until he sees Kurt's acrobatics in those loose pajamas.Then, its all over. *RATED M FOR GRAPHIC CONTENT* *Mentioned Klaine, mainly Blaine*
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Three's not a Crowd by IrethR reviews
Sebastian sets out to seduce first one, then two boys, but finds that he's in over his head. Smut. Threesome. Kurt/Blaine/Sebastian. M.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,646 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
You Make Me Want To Be Your Boyfriend by courag33 reviews
"I'm gay, Rachel… I like guys."..."I know that. It's just… maybe you can just… um… close your eyes and like… imagine Blaine and I could help you." NC-17. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Kurt H., Rachel B. - Complete
Loving, Touching, Squeezing CrissColfer Oneshot by shercroftwatson reviews
There are precisely 43 minutes until Darren's parents arrive at the Criss-Colfer household...but Darren has a sudden need for sex...against a wall... Wall-sex!... Darren!top...Dirty talk
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Complete
Love Looks Like This by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Finn Hudson considers himself to be fairly useless in an emergency, especially when that emergency involves his stepbrother coming down with a bad case of the stomach flu. But maybe he can learn something. Klaine. Hudmel Family. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,136 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
My Forever by scarlettfire reviews
In a world of half-animals, Kurt is a half-bunny and Blaine is a half-wolf. This is their story. Fill for the Kink Meme.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,709 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
What A Jerk Off by liz-loz reviews
This is a oneshot that didn't quite fit into a chapter of one of my longer fics, Friends WIth Benefits. Basically just porn :D
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Vanilla by Aeria reviews
Kurt/Blaine smut. : They live together in NYC, have been together a few years: it's all so comfortable. But Kurt wants to try something a bit kinky and Blaine's eager to please so they try to be adventurous... Now with the alternate ending
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,021 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Hickeys by IrethR reviews
Darren's been watching the hickeys on Chris' neck. Inspired by the 300th musical number press Q and A photos. Smut ahead. CrissColfer.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Janitor's Closet by allyouneedis reviews
Kurt sometimes can't control himself when Blaine dresses like that; he needs him, now. As long as the glee club doesn't discover what they do in the janitor's closet during school... Klaine PWP
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Too Hot To Handle by CE Winters reviews
Too Hot: A game where two people kiss without stopping and without touching. If one player touches the other, he loses. The winner gets to do whatever he wants to the loser. We all know what it does to Blaine when Kurt wins...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Pleasure and Piercings by an-alternate-world reviews
Do you have any idea how good tongue piercings feel? RPF
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,009 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Inevitable: When We Were Just Kids by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Burt is showing Blaine Kurt's Baby book, which should mean embarrassment, but with it they realize that 'Kurt and Blaine' go back much further than that day on the Dalton Academy stairs. Kid!Klaine
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Freshman Fifteen by BreakMyDreams reviews
"Yeah, but they call it the freshman fifteen, Kurt", Blaine grumbled, making his was out of the kitchen and flopping back onto the couch in his apartment, "Not the freshman fifty." Chubby!Blaine
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Three nights in New York by Mel Blue 1 reviews
They might not have won the trophy at Nationals, but Kurt came back from New York with something far better.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,728 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
I've Missed You by fabulouscourage reviews
Kurt and Blaine are reunited after Kurt has been away for two weeks. Finally being together again after missing each other so much, their love for one other is all they can think about - and act on. Smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Call It What You Want by LadyDemolition reviews
At a party Chris decides to get drunk. Sadly ? alcohol makes him spill the truth and makes him confess things he probably shouldn't have.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,221 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Your Eyes Leave Me Breathless by rayychel infinity reviews
"'I know we're not ready for actual sex, and I totally respect that. But we agreed that any and all fantasies are on the table. We said we'd always be honest and never hold back.'" Blaine wants to try something.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Ebb And Flow by Aeria reviews
Twenty-something year old Kurt and Blaine in a hotel, in a bigger than usual shower. Long, drawn out sex that's mostly just Kurt being controlling and loving driving Blaine crazy. Smut, lots of smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,882 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
This Wonderful Job of Mine by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Puck decides to make his crappy job at Sheets'n'Things more enjoyable when Kurt walks in. Set back in the Days of Yore Season One .
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Me, You and Winnie the Pooh by GleekFreak75 reviews
Just a cute/kinda crazy and twisted Klaine one-shot that involves a look into the strange sex lives of Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson, starring-the magic of Disney? Not as creepy as it sounds, I swear, it's more cute than anything, give it a try!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Firsts by allyouneedis reviews
Blaine wants it, bad, but he's not sure if Kurt is ready. A little three-shot depicting Klaine's evolving sex life. Warnings: Do I really need to say it? It's rated M... there is going to be hot dirty boy smut... that is all.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,143 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
It's Better When The Voice Inside Wins by rubyflanigan reviews
That Puck was unprepared for what he saw was an understatement. Maybe THE understatement. That proverbial one of the century. A Berrysturbation fic. Rated M - definitely an M.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,891 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
It's Not What You Say by JooseBoxx reviews
Puck secretly writes the school newspaper advice column. He's convinced high school shouldn't be this dramatic. Puckurt meme prompt. Contains depictions of a stalker situation, mentions of self-harm and abuse not main characters .
Glee - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,722 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Now Press Play by Brunette7899 reviews
Blaine finds a video camera and suggests making a sex tape. Kurt really isn't up for it but Blaine convinces him and they end up making the tape and watching it together. It's really just fun light-hearted porn with a bit of snarky Kurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,107 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Kisses in the Night by Sweetandsnarky89 reviews
Blaine's pretty sure this is a very vivid dream because there is no way Kurt is really in Blaine's room in the middle of the night, asking for Blaine to do this. Warning: Rimming
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,897 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Necking by AmieLeighLuna reviews
During a study session with his new friend, Blaine, Kurt realizes that he is fascinated with one particular part of the boy's anatomy
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Kurt goes to the Dentist by lipstickxlesbian reviews
Kurt hates the dentist. Unless his dentist is the sexy Dr. Anderson that is. SMUT. Rated M for a reason. AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Boys' Night by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Kurt/Blaine/Dave/Puck/Finn orgy with loads of kinkiness, rough sex, bondage, spanking and filth that is impossible to summarize because it's just smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,719 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 50 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Touch Me by floralteacups reviews
"Where I go, when I go there/No more whispering anymore/Only hymns upon your lips;/A mystic wisdom, rising with them, to/shore.../Touch me-just like that./And that-oh, yeah-now, that's heaven./Now, that I like./God that's so nice."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Kurt H., Rachel B. - Complete
Just A Little by elfieberry reviews
Kurt is a crumbled from his break-up and Puck offers a little bit of a pick me up. They never thought something would actually come out of it, though. Puck/Kurt, Puckurt, Lemons, Language, AU.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,924 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Kurt H., Puck
One Hell of a Landing by I've-Gotta-Be-Me reviews
Kurt Hummel makes his way onto the cover of "Life" magazine for reasons he hadn't expected. Upon meeting the new pilot at work, he is immediately intrigued and lustful. Will the romance and opportunity of Europe leave him satisfied or just wanting more?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,184 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
CheeriOH! by brighteyesbrightheart reviews
Kurt invites Blaine to watch his singing audition. Only, Blaine doesn't quite pay attention to his singing. Smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Perfect by brighteyesbrightheart reviews
There is no point to this fic, except for the fact that Blaine is sucking Kurt's cock. Shameless, shameless smut. Warnings inside.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Studded Flesh by Sweetandsnarky89 reviews
Kurt thinks he could probably surprise Blaine with this new piercing he wants and Blaine will be fine with it... Most likely. Probably. Okay, maybe not. The problem here isn't the piercing, but what the piercing might imply. 3rd in series.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,063 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Her Name Was New York by winterlit reviews
It's just another night in New York, for Finn to mope over Rachel and wait for Kurt to come home and yell at him over the coaster rings. But a blast from the past fills Finn's doorway instead. Co-written with MotherGoddamn.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,908 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Finn H., Blaine A. - Complete
Hold Onto My Hips by brighteyesbrightheart reviews
Kurt has a new position he'd like to try and Blaine is ever so happy to help him out. PWP
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Can you feel the tension? by klainesupporter reviews
All Kurt Hummel wants is someone to be with. But the new rude, abrasive, yet undeniably sexy transfer student isn't exactly what he had in mind. Badboy!Blaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,644 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Tequila Makes Me A Dirty Slut by rayychel infinity reviews
Kurt decides that it's the tequila and the challenge burning through his veins that leads him to kiss Blaine messily with far too showy a display of tongue and far too loud moans as he slowly rocks his hips down. If they want him to perform he'll perform.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,908 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Laced Up Skin Tight by Sweetandsnarky89 reviews
Kurt's not sure how he's going to explain this to Blaine. He's not sure how Blaine's going to react. "You did what?" Warning- body piercing, pain kink
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,514 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Lima's Secret by E.E.Cummingz reviews
Kurt and Blaine go to a gay bar, called Lima's Secret, the night takes a wild turn that neither of them were expecting.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,240 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Midnight Snack by Klainey reviews
Blaine gets hungry for Nutella. Kurt gets hungry for Blaine. pointless smut for a bet with a friend which I won
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Come Closer by Aeria reviews
Kurt/Blaine. Summer shenanigans on the couch. First time hip to hip action.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Things Kurt Hummel Did Not Expect by KidaChan reviews
Kurt Hummel expected a lot of things...What he didn't expect was to come home to Finn sitting on his bed, a purple dildo in his hands. Kinn, smut. ONESHOT.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
All I Want Is Your Touch by rayychel infinity reviews
Blaine is wearing glasses. Glasses with a thin, rectangle-shaped frame, just simple black and nothing gaudy and fancy or even with a blatant designer logo like Kurt would go for if he ever had to wear them. He doesn't get why he's so turned on right now.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Post Its by QueenBee7 reviews
One-shot. Blaine is out of town and leaves Kurt a series of post-it notes. Very fluffy with some smut as well.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Time Together Isn't Ever Quite Enough by rayychel infinity reviews
"When Blaine sings, his blue aura is strong, steady, like he's at his most calm. When his eyes lock with Kurt's, it fluctuates slightly, jumps around like Kurt's heart is doing inside his chest." Kurt can see auras; Blaine's is the same color as his mom's
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,065 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Unintentional Sexiness of Kurt Hummel by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Poor Blainers is driven insane by the gallons of sexy that Kurt doesn't realise he has. Sex ensues.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Tattoo by krystal21107 reviews
Blaine has just turned 18 and he wants to get a tattoo. Here is the story he tells the tattoo artist as he gets it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Blaine A. - Complete
Not Quiet Enough by WritingIsTheMostFun reviews
All Blaine had to do was keep quiet. Really. It shouldn't have been that difficult. PWP.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Mission by Chayo1197 reviews
Just because Kurt and Finn shared a room now it didn't mean that Kurt was his maid. So Finn could only blame was himself when Kurt mixed up their flash drives and finds a video that changes everything. Kinn, Finn/Puck. Rated M for sMut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,420 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Straight Laced by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
Blaine is a jerk in a suit who works behind a desk and needs a new secretary. It's a good thing Kurt is perfect for the job. Basically just an excuse for lots of smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,591 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
For Truth, For Love, For My Desire by rayychel infinity reviews
Blaine bites on his lower lip and says, again, with a steadier quality to his voice, "I want you to come on my face. And—and in my mouth." Kurt doesn't hesitate in his encouragement: "Yes. Oh god, Blaine, yes."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Sneaking A Peek by dorydafish reviews
Kurt bumps into Dave in the showers of the locker room - 'Kurt backs away but doesn't realise that his towel is caught on the side of the stall. Dave manages to throw his hands over his eyes just before the towel hits the floor' - KURTOFSKY SCENE
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Never Have I Ever Felt Like This Before by I've-Gotta-Be-Me reviews
Kurt is all up for an evening of "self-exploration". He's in the middle of this when Blaine sends him a casual IM. Thing is, Kurt wants to take their conversation to the next level. Will Blaine cooperate or leave Kurt to his own devices again?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
WinWin by Emm12 reviews
This is a CrissColfer RPF - Darren and Chris are out shopping and they get just a little bit sidetracked... I own nada... :
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
With You, I Can Breathe by anxioussquirrel reviews
Part 1 of the Breathe 'verse. Pre-Klaine. Blaine gets sexually assaulted. Burt is the one to pick up the pieces. The Hummel-Hudson household is the safe haven. My spin on the old prompt. WARNING: SEXUAL ASSAULT - don't read if it may be a trigger.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,664 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Dark Mark by ckofshadows reviews
Kurt returns from taking a five-week course in Italy, and finds that Blaine has a new hickey on his thigh.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Slushied by Sassafrass91 reviews
"Maybe," he contemplates, raking his eyes over me, "maybe we can make this slushie experience into a good thing."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,191 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Ice Cream And Olive Oil by proudtobegleek reviews
Jeff's hungry for a delicious cold snack, while having a movienight with his boyfriend, Nick. The two warblers sneak out of their dorm room to get some, when suddenly they are craving something totally different.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Goodbye by xSlythStratasfaction reviews
In that dark, desolate stairwell, the place that started it all and would now be the end of everything, Kurt Hummel has to say goodbye to the one thing he promised he'd never let go of.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Secret Lovers by NicoleLoveH reviews
Finn is scared of coming out, so him and Kurt keep their love secret, hoping that their parents won't find out.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Of Models, Jocks, and Corset Piercings by astudyinotters reviews
Filled for a prompt at the livejournal glee-kink-meme. Oneshot. Warnings: needles, piercing, fingering, slight painplay, and rimming. Not your thing, then just scroll away. :
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,809 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Wasting Away by liz-loz reviews
Kurt is ill. Blaine loves and looks after him, but is that always enough? What will happen when things get too much? And what will it lead to? Rated M for a little smut and bad language. VERY SAD :
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,255 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Scandalous Scholastics by motley-atypical reviews
He loved the blazer, sure, but his favourite part of the uniform was the tie. The red and blue striped - no, sorry – the blue tie with red piping, the tie that hung loosely from around Blaine's perfect throat...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Pamphlet Method by poisonivy231 reviews
Blaine accidentally finds Kurt's pamphlets in his bedside table, but his reaction is not the one Kurt expected.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
One Night by kinneyddicted reviews
AU. Mpreg. Futurefic. yes i went there .. Puck and Kurt had a one night stand. Kurt got pregnant. Will he tell Puck or not? Slash. Dont like it then dont read it. Now on Ao3
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,764 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
While You Were Away by Brunette7899 reviews
Blaine's been gone for a week and when he gets back he shows Kurt how much he missed him, and what he did when he thought about him while he was gone. Contains fingering, including self fingering, and hints of Voyeurism/exhibitionism.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,096 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Not So Hidden Secret by Lady Shyla reviews
Klaine! WATERSPORTS! BEDWETTING! DIAPER PLAY! Kurt has a secret. So does Blaine. SLASH. No Flames.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,371 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Unstable by moonshoesangel reviews
Blaine has schizophrenia. He finally snaps and Kurt is there to help him. May trigger. Read at your own risk. Self-harm, mental illness. Complete.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,860 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Make Me Clean by YuYuFanatic14 reviews
Blaine wants to be the perfect boyfriend for Kurt, he really does, but his discomfort with his body and anything sexual make that difficult. He does all he can to make Kurt happy, but in doing so stops taking care of himself.WARNING-mild eating disorder.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,846 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Fake it till you Make it by JaydaLee reviews
Kurt is sick and tired of the Warblers giving him crap for his friendship with Blaine. The constant innuendos are driving him crazy. He comes up with a crazy idea to have 'fake sex' to hopefully embarrass the Warblers enough to keep out of their business.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Naked Around You by likeasouffle reviews
Blaine isn't completely male. He's EXTREMELY uncomfortable about going farther than making out because he doesn't want Kurt to find out, and Kurt is getting tired of being rejected.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,765 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Drink Me by MaybeThere'sHope reviews
Logan/Tweedles. Logan is feeling a little lonely after his split with Blaine. The Tweedles' idea of helping involves alcohol, cookies, and little something extra. 3M smut. Fair warning. Blaine/Tweedles companion is titled "That's Logic" CP's Dalton!verse
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,567 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
Like Passing Notes in Secrecy by inoticeyoureanerd reviews
It's the first day of school, and classes are boring. Luckily, Kurt has a boyfriend who is more than happy to pass notes back and forth than do any actual learning. "BLAINE ANDERSON. You can't just say things like that."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,004 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Love and Guyliner by moonshoesangel reviews
prompt by Chidori R. Fullbuster. punk!Blaine, goth!Kurt. I wrote a story called 'Blood Lust' and this user suggested I do another where Kurt visits one of Blaine's warehouse shows. WARNING: Drug use, rough sex, overstimulation.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Secret by ckofshadows reviews
In retrospect, there were signs that Kurt had missed.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,601 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Not Home Alone by moonshoesangel reviews
Prompt by BlaineAnderson'KurtHummel. Blaine is really horny and Kurt's dad is downstairs. Kurt may just give him what he wants, but he has to be quiet about it. chastised!Blaine, teasing!Kurt, baseball!Burt only because he didn't get a cool label ;
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
What Went Down In the Tent by moonshoesangel reviews
The New Directions go on a camping trip for bonding time. Kurt misses Blaine, but he gets a surprise after a night of alcohol-induced fun and so do the other gleeks. Prompt by Kpgleelover. It got away with me, lol. One shot. Smutty smutness!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,851 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Frequent Flyer by SirenVoice11 reviews
Businessman Blaine Anderson finally learns exactly what is meant by the phrase "Flying the Friendly Skies." One-shot, smutty goodness. On a plane!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,681 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
And We'll Never Miss a Party by fleurdelisee reviews
New Directions is having a party and with too much alcohol comes terrible game ideas, or the one where Santana dares Kurt to go down on Blaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,637 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Catch of the Day by Kimono Fox reviews
Working at a boat repair shop wasn't exactly Kurt Hummel's ideal plan for the summer, even if it was in a tropical paradise. The monotony is broken by a mishap in the open water with an alluring stranger. One-shot Klaine. Rated for lemon.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,965 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
In Which Blaine Also Loves Scarves by ellemedit reviews
Total crack!fic, smut, masturbation. Kurt/Blaine, Blaine/Kurt's Scarf. I'm so sorry for this, I really am. NC-17. This is a crack!fic, total joke, written for the hilarity and the porn. Don't take it seriously!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
New experiences by JaydaLee reviews
Kurt brings Blaine back to his place, both men have a dirty evening in mind. Kurt assumes Blaine is a top, Blaine assumes Kurt is a top. What happens when they discover they are both bottoms?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,333 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Treehouse Getaway by ImaginedInsanity reviews
Rubbish title. Prompt from kurtcoblaine290- "what would be really cool is a smut scene in a tree-house while it's storming!" Future fic... May continue? Klaine finally gets a night alone together away from work and kids!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,126 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Teach Me A Lesson by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
Teacher!Kurt meets Badboy!Blaine, and lots of dirty sex happens. Basically. This is essentially 1 part plot and 2 parts porn. Don't say I didn't warn you..
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,313 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
5 Times Chris Tried To Get Darren To Stop Cursing by Caramelotti reviews
A Caramelotti Publication: 5 Times Chris Tried To Get Darren To Stop Cursing and 1 Time Chris encouraged Darren To Curse CrissColfer RPF Crack!Fic
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,100 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Locked by BlaineyDevon reviews
Kurt's soul is locked to Blaine's, and Blaine has to set him free. But Blaine refuses to take the easy way out, because he loves Kurt too much for that. AU.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,293 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Voyeur by Emoryems reviews
Blaine/Kurt Warblers. Please read warnings. The Warblers, in some misguided sense of protection over Blaine's well-being after Kurt transfers back to McKinley, have a camera installed in Blaine's room. They witness Kurt's first visit since he left.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
For Your Entertainment by Emoryems reviews
Blaine/Kurt Puck Finn. Rated M for a reason - please read warnings inside. Puck and Finn walking in on Blaine and Kurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,152 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Everyone Needs a Little Therapy by StarkidPotterFan reviews
Blaine Anderson is a successful therapist living in Seattle, Washington. One day he gets an interesting client with an interesting problem...read to find out what. ; Male on Male smut! I DO NOT OWN CHARACTERS I'M JUST BORROWING THEM FOR MY AMUSEMENT!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Freedom by amelias-nature reviews
Kurt gets a motorcycle for senior year. Everyone wants a ride on it, some are willing to give more than others. Rated M for later chapters.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,573 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
And I Want You So Bad by unicolfer reviews
Kurt stays over in Blaine's dorm-room one day and the temptation to masturbate becomes too great. Enjoy and please tell me what you think!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Problem Girl by berrywarbler reviews
When Blaine finds Santana hiding in a stairwell, he's surprised at her method for figuring out their mutual sexual identity crisis. Blaintana with Klaine; Blainchel; Kinn; Brittana and Finchel mentions. Light smut oneshot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Blaine A., Santana L. - Complete
Am I What You Think About In Bed? by KlissesandKlainebows reviews
Kurt awakes from a dream, heart racing and covered in sweat. Needing to hear his boyfriend's voice, he calls Blaine. Things quickly turn heated as Kurt and Blaine venture into uncharted territory. Rated M for fluffy smut. A Klaine phonesex fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Movie Night by Whatsername Lambert reviews
Blaine walks in on Kurt watching one of THOSE movies.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
In those skintight jeans by Brilliantim reviews
Fill for a prompt on tumblr. It's reform!Klaine and also Badboy!Blaine which is the huge hype in this crazy fandom right now. Also contains shameful smut, haha. Hope you'll enjoy! Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,065 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Halftime Show by Crazy4Klaine reviews
After transferring to McKinley, Blaine puts the students' homophobia to the test by joining the football team. During his first game, Kurt and the Cheerios perform for the half-time show. Stuff goes down in the locker room. M for a reason. First smut fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Kliss Me by ImaginedInsanity reviews
RPF Darren's been planning to get Chris back with an onstage kiss. One-shot prompt as a 500th review present. Darren Criss and Criss Colfer fic. Written for mardie186's prompt. Review?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Too Good to Be True by DreamsofSpike reviews
Kurt brings Blaine home with him for Christmas to meet his family. He appears to be happy and in love - but all is not as it seems. Dark!Blaine fic Kurt/Blaine, Kurt/Finn FS
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,619 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H.
This Could Be The End Of Everything by Pyrofrickenmaniac reviews
When Kurt and Blaine get drunk at Puck's, Finn must go out and find them in the middle of a snowstorm. But have Kurt and Blaine passed out in the snow? Drunk!Kurt and Blaine. Heavy KLAINE. Rated M for dryhumping and SLASH/SMUT in ch2. Some angst in ch1.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,073 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Come Undone by Aeria reviews
Blaine gains a new appreciation for Kurt's impeccably manicured hands — Mostly just smutty, fun exploration.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,716 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Of Unitards and Backstage Shenanigans by carcar2110 reviews
The unitard Chris has to wear for the Single Ladies dance might *look* nice, but it has the tendency to garner a rather interesting reaction from Chris, and Cory's really the only one who can help him out with it. RPF. Monfer slash.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Attack of the Sycorax by GleeDWhoFreak reviews
Kurt's an A postive blood type. How did he and Blaine handle the Sycorax invasion? Semi-crossover with Doctor Who. Rated M for Lemon.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,365 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2011 - 10th Doctor, Kurt H. - Complete
Chains and Whips Excite Me by subitodolcediva reviews
Kurt has transferred back to McKinley and has rejoined the Cherrios. Blaine, being the wonderful, supportive boyfriend he is, has decided to drop in on one of their practices and likes what he sees. A lot. Rated T for an f bomb and sweet boy kisses.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Hiccups by Zrfm reviews
She's gotta' get that goo off.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/18/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
You Got Me Up On This Sink by sleepinnude reviews
Kurt is a little wound up at the prom. Blaine notices and helps him to relax.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Creative Problem Solving by Theamster reviews
Kurt breaks his wrist and has problems completing some of his day to day activities. Blaine finds a creative way to help solve his problems.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,568 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Put Your Hands on Me by andhopeto reviews
Fantasy AU: When a boy is lucky enough to get his hands on a half-Faerie boy in an auction, he ends up falling too deep into something he doesn't understand. Full summary and warnings inside.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,789 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Duet With Myself by fleurdelisee reviews
When Kurt mysteriously steps through his mirror, what he finds on the other side will make him question everything he ever took for granted.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,063 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
Bathroom Kinks and Miscreants by emo-geek-87 reviews
Um..Kurt has a kink. Puck has a kink. They decide to kink together. Please read the detailed A/N inside. Everything is 110% consensual. I understand if the warnings scare ya'll away, that being said I hope you give it a chance. NC-17 Puck/Kurt SLASH.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,080 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Bragging by NoBetterUsernameIdeas reviews
Season 1. All the Glee boys minus Kurt are hanging out at Matt's house. Then the topic switches to girlfriend talk and Puck's "girl" makes everyone jealous. M for language and discussion of smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
The Consequences of Being a Late Riser by Theamster reviews
Kurt's late morning leads to an unexpected visit from his family leading to a few interesting conversations.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Personal Detail by spookytus reviews
Blaine Dalton has just been elected America's first gay president. As such, he needs secret service agents of an unusually high skill level. Agent Kurt Hummel is assigned to President Dalton's personal detail. HIATUS. Not sure when I'll get back to it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,061 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
I'm So Glad You Have A One Track Mind Like Me by Pyrofrickenmaniac reviews
Kurt and Blaine use their free period for their own recreational activities in the study commons. Klaine. Blurt. Dry humping. ONE-SHOT. HEAVY SLASH. Kurt Hummel/Blaine. MMM! Complete.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Blackout by AquilusNyx reviews
The choir room is dark and noisy. Kurt and Puck are the only two people not fighting. Sometimes a little exibitionism is fun. Pre-Never Been Kissed PWP
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 66 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Because Everyone Loves a Bit of Skirt by Camunki reviews
'Blaine and Kurt are home alone. Kurt is wearing his skirt. Blaine sees this as an opportunity. It's all going fabulously, that is, until the rest of the Hudmels arrive.' Klaine Blaine/Kurt S!kurt, Rated M, Semi-public smut, Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 77 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Drunk Text by Victoria1127 reviews
Finn gets drunk one night and texts Kurt. An entire story in text message format.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Rosa Afferando by kirraleadatsme reviews
Hermione finds herself in a sticky situation. Good thing Malfoy is there to help her out. PWP, lemon, smut and just SEX IN GENERAL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,107 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Teeth by LostInCamelot reviews
Puck should know better than to watch movies Kurt recommends. Puck/Kurt. Rated for mature conversations...and really bad movie plots.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Something Wrong by droppedmysonic reviews
Finn's about 10 IQ points smarter than Brittany when he's awake. When he's asleep, he's practically a vegetable. It was an accident at first, but then they gave up on that pretense. No one had to know. T for talking about Finn's "problem".
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Kurt's Turn by informantxgirl reviews
The girls are all discussing matters of a blue nature...and Kurt happens to be the star of much of it! Written to fill a prompt at the LiveJournal Glee Kink Meme.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Rough Sex and Bubble Baths by HarryFado reviews
PWP- Anniversary Sex.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/17/2010 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
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Fireworks reviews
Dean and Cas are celebrating the 4th of July. What happens when Dean finds out the restrooms are out of order? Warnings inside.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Answering The Call reviews
Blaine is on his way to the bathroom when his cell phone rings. He answers it before thinking about it, and Kurt and Blaine celebrate good news in an unexpected way. (Warnings for - watersports, desperation, wetting)
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2015 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
One Night Only reviews
BP!Kurt never should have accepted an offer from the handsome stranger after the show. Will what started out as a great night end up as the worst night of his life? Is it going to be his last? Warnings for non-con, kidnapping, non-con drugs, bondage, watersports, violence, mutilation, voyeurism, sadism, torture, blood, gore, fisting, serial killer!Blaine, and general horror.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Incoming Call reviews
Blaine is home alone working on a homework assignment when he gets a Skype call from Kurt. Kurt takes charge and they try something new. Warnings for watersports - desperation and wetting, skype sex, masturbation, slight D/s, and a little bit of orgasm denial.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Long Ride Home reviews
Kurt is desperate to pee but didn't have time to go before catching the subway home with Blaine. Based on a GKM prompt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Deal reviews
A D/s wetting scene between sub!Blaine and his Master. warnings for D/s, desperation, watersports
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Welcome To Youtube reviews
Blaine has a fantasy, and Kurt helps make it a reality for him. Warnings for watersports/wetting.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Perks of First Class reviews
Blaine receives a treat from Kurt in First Class.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Buyer Beware reviews
Rachel opens a package of Kurt's. Sexiness ensues. Pegging. Slight D/s. Hummelberry smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Kurt H., Rachel B. - Complete
Mind Over Matter reviews
Kurt has telekinesis, but no one knows about it. What happens during a test when Santana won't leave him alone. Not sure if I will write more in this verse or not, so I'm marking it as complete for now.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Kurt H., Santana L. - Complete
Teaching Rachel reviews
Rachel stumbles across Kurt's collection of sex toys and is confused. Kurt educates her. Based on a prompt from the GKM. Hummelberry smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Kurt H., Rachel B. - Complete
Better Than Studying reviews
Kurt catches Blaine playing with a toy, and decides to stick around and help out. BP!Blaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Texts At Midnight reviews
Blaine texts Kurt very late one night. Phone sex between Kurt and Blaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Night Out reviews
Kurt and Rachel go on a date night as friends, but it leads to something more. Hummelberry smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Kurt H., Rachel B. - Complete
Kumba reviews
Kurt and Blaine get stuck on a roller coaster. Warning for slight watersports.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Show Me reviews
Kurt and Rachel get drunk and masturbate in front of each other. GKM fill.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Kurt H., Rachel B. - Complete
Traffic Jam reviews
Blaine and Kurt get stuck in a traffic jam on their way from Dalton to Kurt's house. Desperate times lead to fun times. It's all in the warnings. If it squicks, then don't read. No one's gonna force you to. Also, reviews are appreciated.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,240 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Bound To Happen reviews
GKM Fill. "The Warblers are sick and tired of all the unresolved sexual tension between Kurt and Blaine, so they handcuff them together, leaving them alone to figure things out between them." Don't forget to read the warnings inside.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Breakfast At Tiffany's reviews
Kurt and Rachel are held captive during a stick-up, and things get kinky. Warnings inside.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Kurt H., Rachel B. - Complete
You've Got Red On You reviews
An explanation as to why Puck would have drilled the peep hole he'd mentioned to Rachel in the girl's bathroom. Puck dishes out a slushy then watches what happens next.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Letting Go reviews
BE SURE TO READ WARNINGS INSIDE, AS CAN'T PUT THEM HERE! Finn tries to be a better brother to Kurt. He gets his chance in a very unusual way when their parents go out of town for the weekend. Written for a fill at the GKM.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,594 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Teamwork reviews
Blaine catches Kurt having a bit of 'fun' on his own. Warnings/details inside.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Night Before Christmas reviews
Parody of the classic story by the same name.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Rising Phoenix And Healing Tears reviews
Kurt is dead. Then he meets Blaine, who helps him.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,370 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Somewhere Only We Know reviews
Kurt is working too hard. Blaine suggests he take a day off.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,462 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Talk reviews
Blaine and Burt in the shop. I suck at summaries, so I'm not really gonna put one, other than it's kind of a dark story...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Blaine A. - Complete